Scrubs Best Rant Ever

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  • čas přidán 30. 04. 2007
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  • @CrimpyPlate
    @CrimpyPlate Před 8 lety +871

    KNIFE-WRENCH!!!!!

  • @jamesjames3525
    @jamesjames3525 Před 4 lety +108

    RIP Sam Lloyd, aka Ted. Left the set far too early. We miss you.

  • @rainbowmuppet
    @rainbowmuppet Před 12 lety +675

    "I'm not a sad-sack, am I?"
    "Ted, your pen exploded."
    "Aaaaaaaawh....AAAAAAAAAWH."

  • @GPenny91
    @GPenny91 Před 13 lety +111

    Love how Carla is trying not to smile when Dr Kelso leaves!

  • @kz1o
    @kz1o Před 16 lety +86

    Yes, this is by far the best rant. The writing was perfect, the direction was great, and the execution was awesome.

  • @JJ24x7
    @JJ24x7 Před 7 lety +424

    aww even ted didn't get his own clip.... so sad

    • @JayOFae
      @JayOFae Před 7 lety +13

      I was expecting the "My chicken!" scene

    • @modisana
      @modisana Před 7 lety +9

      "Aaww I just changed my shirt.. MY CHICKEN!"

    • @williamgonzales8746
      @williamgonzales8746 Před 6 lety +8

      Boing fwip

    • @Mister_BIack
      @Mister_BIack Před 5 lety +1

      Last seconds of the video.
      Edit: Good thing I replied to a two year old comment, otherwise he would've died waiting for that, phew.

    • @prosklystios
      @prosklystios Před 5 lety +5

      To be fair, that just makes it more apropos for him as the sad sack. So pathetic, he doesn't even get his own clip. Snoop Dogg Attending got his own clip!

  • @KiddTut125A
    @KiddTut125A Před 11 lety +185

    It's pronounced, "Beardfasay"!!!

    • @Jampolo_OG
      @Jampolo_OG Před 4 lety +12

      If you wanna get rid of the nickname, you'd have to shave the beard
      Of course, that would just make you Dr. Face

    • @kerseyking5510
      @kerseyking5510 Před 4 lety +5

      calm down Seymour

    • @Kitneu23
      @Kitneu23 Před 4 lety +1

      @@kerseyking5510 Damn you all!!!

  • @sirequinox4874
    @sirequinox4874 Před rokem +12

    That bit may have contained every type of humor there is: slapstick, sight gag, satire, pun, clever wordplay, self-deprecation, pantomime, man in drag, punchline, dirty joke, et cetera.

  • @VinnyDaQ
    @VinnyDaQ Před 8 lety +202

    "My weasel's getting heat stroke!" DR. KELSO FTW!!!!

  • @seymourbuttz6419
    @seymourbuttz6419 Před 7 lety +84

    teds groan always cracks me up xD

  • @88omair
    @88omair Před 4 lety +49

    This will always remain my favourite show. The impact it had on me just can't be replicated

  • @PerfectAlibi1
    @PerfectAlibi1 Před 8 lety +154

    Poor Ted. :(

  • @jtroopa
    @jtroopa Před 9 lety +235

    KNIFE WRENCH! For kids!

  • @GeneralG1810
    @GeneralG1810 Před 5 lety +64

    3:35 you can see she wanted to laugh XD

  • @mulletsrule3388
    @mulletsrule3388 Před 7 lety +137

    the woman who portrays carla is such a beautiful woman, and her role is perfect for her

    • @kalevala1778
      @kalevala1778 Před 5 lety

      Kevin KP dude you’re weird

    • @kevkpatt
      @kevkpatt Před 5 lety +2

      @@kalevala1778 hey i watch a lot of tv sew me

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Před 4 lety +6

      @@kalevala1778 Dude, you're an asshole. What's so weird about him?

    • @Furko08
      @Furko08 Před 4 lety

      @@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Dude, you're so weird. Why is he an asshole?

  • @justincrowley8787
    @justincrowley8787 Před 8 měsíci +4

    I really love that they didn't cut in a clip for Ted, and instead chose to let the Sad Sack bit play out in context.

  • @Borgmeister100
    @Borgmeister100 Před 13 lety +20

    "you would hear crickets churping but they're just too uncomfortable about just how unfunny that actually was" -best quote

  • @cadvan6
    @cadvan6 Před 13 lety +13

    That dance part with Turk is one of my favourite moments in scrubs.

    • @tybrazy1fan449
      @tybrazy1fan449 Před 4 lety

      cadvan6 it is one of my favorite ones too.The poison dance

  • @PelegoRecords
    @PelegoRecords Před 5 lety +14

    2:33; "My Bad, 'Snoop Dog Resident'." 😂

  • @degrassi420
    @degrassi420 Před 5 lety +11

    this rant basically just describes the show i love it

  • @jake4524
    @jake4524 Před 8 lety +1232

    "laverne believes in god, which is hilarious to me"

    • @warreng675
      @warreng675 Před 5 lety +1

      Er hu

    • @EReber76
      @EReber76 Před 4 lety +21

      Not gonna lie I believe in God and I got a good laugh out of that part lol

    • @henryalberts539
      @henryalberts539 Před 2 lety +3

      Dr Cox Would Regret That

    • @PlanX00X
      @PlanX00X Před rokem

      I know right……there is no old. Only SATAN

    • @ishotmyboss
      @ishotmyboss Před rokem

      That part should have transitioned to Laverne leading the choir with "Payback's a Bitch".
      czcams.com/video/mafB1VkEais/video.html

  • @infinitedreams56
    @infinitedreams56 Před 16 lety +7

    ted and the janitor are two characters who are so funny at random times, and each in their own unique wierd ways LOL

  • @heyitsablackguy9553
    @heyitsablackguy9553 Před 4 lety +41

    This show helped me through my depression in my early 20s. Best damn show.

  • @thatguybrando
    @thatguybrando Před 9 lety +256

    He just blue himself

  • @TaJaToT
    @TaJaToT Před 14 lety +16

    "Ted... Your pen exploded."
    "Awwww... AWWWWW!"
    Gotta love Ted.

  • @Hevvss
    @Hevvss Před 15 lety +29

    "KNIFE WREEEEEENCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
    Classic :3

  • @ElectroFret21
    @ElectroFret21 Před 14 lety +20

    I LOVE the janitor's reaction when he stabs himself in the leg! LOL And Ted's double "awwww" was pretty funny too.

  • @20centuryfox100
    @20centuryfox100 Před 9 lety +120

    Two by two. Hands of blue.

    • @Jess_01.
      @Jess_01. Před 9 lety +2

      Whoa... Just watched that episode

    • @LucifersAngel666100
      @LucifersAngel666100 Před 7 lety +7

      THEY CAN'T TAKE THE SKY FROM US!

    • @mrsuperguy2073
      @mrsuperguy2073 Před 7 lety +4

      aim to misbehave

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars Před 6 lety +5

      sarha chalk comes on screen: Ill be in my bunk!

    • @mrsuperguy2073
      @mrsuperguy2073 Před 6 lety +4

      i think that's one of my favorite lines from the show, up there with "Man walks down the street wearin' that hat they know he's not afraid of anything" and "It's a chain imma beat you with"

  • @azbrowne
    @azbrowne Před 8 lety +110

    Knife wrench was the funniest

  • @Tummyachesurvior
    @Tummyachesurvior Před 12 lety +64

    "And Ted is the hospital sad-sack."
    "I am?"
    "Yes."
    "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwh..."

  • @aserta
    @aserta Před 7 lety +20

    Poor Ted...

  • @fuckedup610
    @fuckedup610 Před 6 lety

    gotta love the effort you put in, thanks

  • @SolusDarkcoat
    @SolusDarkcoat Před 4 lety +39

    0:51 none of that was Elliot being a trainwreck. That's like saying the guy who got randomly punched in the face is an asshole.

  • @lunaracc914
    @lunaracc914 Před 6 lety +6

    I like how they all just look up and smile whenever their names are mentioned in a funny way

  • @Nic323232
    @Nic323232 Před 15 lety

    well done luv the mixng of clips

  • @AZ09JH
    @AZ09JH Před 15 lety

    very well put together

  • @Drix86
    @Drix86 Před 7 lety +17

    Ted at the end... I can't breathe XD

  • @TheEsperanza243
    @TheEsperanza243 Před 13 lety +6

    I love Ted. I'm so glad he met Gooch. They are so good together.

  • @MyLateralThawts
    @MyLateralThawts Před 7 měsíci +1

    I haven’t seen every episode of Scrubs (working on it), but the clear influence of MASH deserved a tribute episode where JD in a fever dream actually has all the characters, in a field hospital setting, adopt the personalities of the classic show with hopefully a few cameos from original cast members. Yeah, a missed opportunity, but I had to express it.

  • @YzzleMate
    @YzzleMate Před 15 lety

    Great video. The clips spliced in are a nice touch.

  • @tbizone2002
    @tbizone2002 Před 15 lety +3

    great editing....not only was that a great scene but the cut-to-clips were great parts as well. wish you had made that Turk Dance longer....great moves!!

  • @ottokarl5427
    @ottokarl5427 Před 6 lety +57

    I really wonder how many patients died, because Dr. Cox had to finish one of his speeches first...

    • @godofawesum223
      @godofawesum223 Před 5 lety +12

      None! Doctor Cox is a consummate professional that would not allow one of his patients to die until he had finished said rant just to make sure he got his point across.

    • @KilljoyNL
      @KilljoyNL Před 4 lety

      @@godofawesum223 Pffffffffff he is a pussy who hides in his apartment drinking when his patients die (I kid, I know it affected him, he's only human)

  • @youngchili1543
    @youngchili1543 Před 6 lety

    Great cuts put together.

  • @696190
    @696190 Před 7 lety +20

    1:38 good thing the scene takes place in a hospital

  • @jpverano5305
    @jpverano5305 Před 12 lety +21

    "Holy hell are my new boxers made of wool? cause my weasel's getting heat stroke!" HAHAHA

  • @secretsecretsson7629
    @secretsecretsson7629 Před 6 lety +10

    I would like to see a rant duel between Dr. Cox and Blackadder

    • @dreadcthulhu5
      @dreadcthulhu5 Před 5 lety

      I want to see an argument between Cox and House.

  • @JONNYWM
    @JONNYWM Před rokem +2

    The poison dance (and all the characters involved) = life. That is all.

  • @twistedferrets
    @twistedferrets Před 15 lety

    awesome editing, goes great with the rant

  • @Lcarter52
    @Lcarter52 Před 7 lety +5

    Janitor: you need to cry, let's brainstorm....

    • @dk4vids
      @dk4vids Před 6 lety

      Lcarter52 khaki-w

    • @carultch
      @carultch Před 4 lety

      Two coins add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. What two coins are they?

  • @MegaMerlin5
    @MegaMerlin5 Před 8 lety +230

    is it just me or does ted look like an older balding version of mark rufallo

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon Před 7 lety +7

      Ted Smash

    • @MegaMerlin5
      @MegaMerlin5 Před 7 lety +28

      Ted:you wouldn't like me when i'm angry. Dr Kelso: i don't like you now Ted. Ted:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon Před 7 lety +1

      Hugo Ago go Ted sad

    • @MegaMerlin5
      @MegaMerlin5 Před 7 lety +4

      ted your pens leaked

    • @GogaPartizan
      @GogaPartizan Před 5 lety +1

      - I'm not a sad sack, am I ?
      - Mark, your Hulk exploded.
      - YEEEAH! MARK RUFFALO, HUH?

  • @aznsketcher
    @aznsketcher Před 16 lety

    GREAT VIDEO! LOVE THE EDITS!

  • @misfit1978
    @misfit1978 Před 15 lety

    Brilliant, literally brilliant!

  • @O.t
    @O.t Před 4 lety +3

    I’m confused as to why turk didn’t point at his ACTUAL Watch lol

    • @paulpallo5513
      @paulpallo5513 Před 4 lety

      That's what makes his would be "confident" attitude into a "cocky" attitude lol

  • @marioandres4878
    @marioandres4878 Před 9 lety +25

    The end just killed me jajajajaja

  • @El_Migz
    @El_Migz Před rokem

    Amazing edit!

  • @Foxinthetree
    @Foxinthetree Před 14 lety

    Great job editing this video! Good picks.

  • @TechnologyFML
    @TechnologyFML Před 8 lety +186

    It's a good rant, but all the extra clips you added to it completely ruined it. If you were referring to the rant clip at 3:12 rather than the overall rant, you should've just had that clip.

    • @WondeR871
      @WondeR871 Před 6 lety

      AmethystSoldier õ

    • @dreadcthulhu5
      @dreadcthulhu5 Před 5 lety +9

      I thought it was funny.

    • @lenastorm6280
      @lenastorm6280 Před 5 lety +13

      I realy liked the included clips.

    • @Xylarxcode
      @Xylarxcode Před 4 lety

      I like the added clips as well. It shows that he put in a little more effort. He didn't just take the scene and upload it, he put a little extra care in by editing in other scenes. It's well done and not so long that it becomes annoying.

    • @RealityCheck6T9
      @RealityCheck6T9 Před 4 lety

      @@Xylarxcode I didn't mind the idea. I thought the execution was poor. He could have used clips of the characters actually being funny. What's Turk dancing or Elliot getting beaten up got to do with anything?

  • @MrMrlosteruk
    @MrMrlosteruk Před 5 lety +4

    Ted makes everything funny

  • @AkoProductions
    @AkoProductions Před 15 lety

    this is without a doubt the very best scrubs rant ever! I memorized it!

  • @Siloz
    @Siloz Před 15 lety

    I haven't watched the series just a bunch of clips on youtube and I totally thought this whole thing was one big clip. Amazing job editing in the separate clips at the precise moments!

  • @Zerathil
    @Zerathil Před 15 lety +4

    "C-O-M-M-I-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Tea..."

  • @verdicktrobin
    @verdicktrobin Před 13 lety +27

    Turk will always have place in my heart. "I do what I do when I do what I do". 4 seconds where Turk takes away the pain in the world.

  • @DimeNRhoads8204
    @DimeNRhoads8204 Před 16 lety

    hahaa I love that Dr. Cox rant.. good use of clips from other episodes as well

  • @Gredran
    @Gredran Před 15 lety

    lol nice editing, it made it a lot funnier

  • @jameswatts2003
    @jameswatts2003 Před 7 lety +3

    i want to be ted's best friend.

  • @XoieBoie
    @XoieBoie Před 15 lety +10

    i like how carla tries not to laugh at the end when kelso was talking about his weasel

  • @IanOkamoto
    @IanOkamoto Před 13 lety

    This video is the first Scrubs video. That made me laugh out loud. Well done sir!

  • @zanky81
    @zanky81 Před 15 lety

    ha ha ha ha i love the extended bits that should have been on the clip show. that was brilliant.

  • @freshPrincess626
    @freshPrincess626 Před 16 lety +5

    love love LOVE scrubs. i'm so glad it's coming back for another season. it's pretty ironic that the writer's strike killed some shows, but gave scrubs an extra season. yay!

  • @iwakuraSanta
    @iwakuraSanta Před 9 lety +7


    I made shoes for my rabbit lol """ do rabbits have feet ?

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead Před 9 lety +7

      No, they have wheels. Actually, that would be pretty cool...
      Although said rabbit would not be very lucky, since they wouldn't have rabbit's feet.

    • @iwakuraSanta
      @iwakuraSanta Před 9 lety

      cotton tails on wheels ,striaght into the pot ..I think I have eaten rabbit once in my life

  • @opinionatedman
    @opinionatedman Před 12 lety

    Very nice compilation.

  • @Countvonlukenheim
    @Countvonlukenheim Před 15 lety

    I like you, you come up with excellent adjectives to describe my boyfriends younger brothers ^-^ thankyou so much!

  • @Melloman1287
    @Melloman1287 Před 7 lety +32

    None of the examples they cut in matched what Dr. Cox described.

    • @Melloman1287
      @Melloman1287 Před 7 lety +9

      Except for the janitor.

    • @CorpoHawkWasabi
      @CorpoHawkWasabi Před 6 lety +3

      It was rant of his rant because it was happening in jd's head.

  • @vertigoz
    @vertigoz Před 7 lety +6

    I got a knife I got a Wrench... I got a knife-wrench!

  • @TheKashMachine10
    @TheKashMachine10 Před 13 lety

    brilliant editing :)

  • @cruzholland
    @cruzholland Před 15 lety +2

    haha that song from cox at the end, hilarious :D

  • @CaptainAlias
    @CaptainAlias Před 12 lety +4

    Dr. Kelso is really funny...Now that I think about it, I almost always laugh at the scenes with him.

  • @Dannydurangi
    @Dannydurangi Před 15 lety +3

    "Lavern believes in God, which is hilarious to me." Great line

  • @PandemoniumMeltDown
    @PandemoniumMeltDown Před 14 lety

    I just love Scrubs

  • @HookedOnSonics518
    @HookedOnSonics518 Před 16 lety

    Great improv on this rant. I like this.

  • @greywolf187
    @greywolf187 Před 7 lety +169

    the only person who could have played dr cox Better is Hugh jackman

  • @eLegantLywasTed7
    @eLegantLywasTed7 Před 14 lety +8

    "Laverne believes in god which is hilarious to me... "
    best line in the video xDD

  • @RatchetClank93
    @RatchetClank93 Před 14 lety +1

    "Aaahh!" *looks at hand"* "AAAAHH!"

  • @finalfantasylord1
    @finalfantasylord1 Před 5 lety +1

    god I miss this show part of me wishes they would try to revive this show

  • @RealityCheck6T9
    @RealityCheck6T9 Před 7 lety +3

    I must be a total dork cos I'm cracking up at Carla's jokes

  • @sabbyrox4eva
    @sabbyrox4eva Před 15 lety

    Hahahahahahah i love scrubs. Im litterally obsessed with it. I have every season on DVD except for 8th cuz it aint out in australia yet and i have watched every season atleast 3 times :]

  • @filmfan2690
    @filmfan2690 Před 15 lety

    Put together for youtube. i have this season on dvd and this scene was one shot, with no cuts...

  • @yugiohinsanity
    @yugiohinsanity Před 13 lety +2

    "The hell, are my new boxers made of wool? 'Cause my weasel's gettng heat stroke"

  • @amnee12192
    @amnee12192 Před 16 lety

    Love this video!!!

  • @Matt561
    @Matt561 Před 14 lety

    Great job on the video

  • @haydentube09
    @haydentube09 Před 15 lety

    i think thats cool that you still comment back to all of these. :)
    good job

  • @young321bookie
    @young321bookie Před 4 lety

    God bless you always my friend, I hope you have a great year! :)

  • @Zeffen1
    @Zeffen1 Před 15 lety

    nice! i love that you picked the musical for Docrtor Cox

  • @eran5005
    @eran5005 Před 12 lety

    This rant pretty much sums up the whole essence of this show XD

  • @MartinDeHill
    @MartinDeHill Před 15 lety

    Well played, sir. Well played.

  • @carlyg7030
    @carlyg7030 Před 6 lety +2

    The end omg *cant breathe*

  • @freerunningwarrior
    @freerunningwarrior Před 15 lety

    great vid, loved the editing!
    EL
    [Urban Elite]

  • @spankthemonkee112
    @spankthemonkee112 Před 14 lety

    i LOVE the air band episode

  • @Cookwfunk
    @Cookwfunk Před 15 lety

    applying language to a situation in a particularly memorable and appropriate way. Kind of a reference to a lathe.

  • @theonemoo
    @theonemoo Před 15 lety

    this pretty much sums up all the characters in scrubs lol