Kickstarter Crap - HOT SAUCE & Utensilmate
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- čas přidán 8. 09. 2024
- In this video I give you the run-down on hotsauce on kickstarter. Really i just do a few jon stewart-esque memes, and hit the bong. If you dont think there are enough hot sauces out there, just google hot sauce + any word. thanks for watching, cutie beauties
Utensilmate: www.kickstarte...
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Kickstarter Crap / Indiegogo Excrement is a series where I look at failed projects or projects that I have a bad opinion about. Some of the kickstarter projects are from /r/shittykickstarters . Some people request terrible kickstarter projects. Most of the time, I will filter projects by 'newest' and look through them. All the opinions expressed in this video should be taken with a grain of salt.
Allahu Hotbar: The only hot sauce hot enough to melt through steel beams
+SaladFork that joke was life
Don't wear it out.
+Electric Nuke tell Siri that
Sorry, I posted this month ago so you're a little late
Electric Nuke No, 9/11 did Bush
"Equality hot sauce"
Jesus Christ that's like if I went door to door to sell gay marriage vacuum cleaners or pitchforks.
Or a helicopter
PeaNutter505™ "Look out, here comes the gay marriage helicopter!"
+CrazyRiverOtter You know ... if you think about it ... there's two of the same gender in that sort of marriage ... so doesn't that technically make it unequal since there isn't one of each ... but I guess it's suppose to mean equal rights ... but what does that have to do with hot sauce ... what does gender balance have to do with hot sauce ... why would this be a hot sauce
gay marriage condoms
Buy guns for abolition of gun ownership.
"The official hot sauce for gay marriage" "This hot sauce engages multiple senses, and promotes equality" Did these words really just leave a human beings mouth?
CountdownSmiles im not sure you can really call them human
Joshua Jung Hmmmmm
shortythecat Well I guess at this point gay marrriage is just marriage, so in some way you could say it doesn’t by that title...
...Or it’s just bait
CountdownSmiles Did I miss the vote to make it the official hot sauce for gay people?
didn't you see that it was on the last ballot
I like how he doesn't really criticize any of the hot sauces. He just shows how interchangeable they all are
I feel as though that's criticism enough
Well the sauces if taste good not doing anything wrong but yeah just generic :p
Well to be fair they are just kickstarter projects and aren't available products you can just go buy from the store
الله هوتبر Allahu Hotbar
• Explosive flavor;
• Heat that brings down the roof;
• 72 virgin ingredients.
Only works for pork too, don't forget
@Great Value Bleach
"This stuff is the bomb!" -The Pentagon
This one probably went over alot of people heads
Hot enough to melt steel beams.
Extra virgin ingredients
Is your hot sauce hot enough to bring steel to a melting point?
Kristofer Smith My sides, fuck man... ign 10/10 wait no it's ign so 9.9/10
Kristofer Smith Hot sauce can't melt steel beams.
Kristofer Smith Oh my god comment of the week! XD
+Kristofer Smith Lol.
+Kristofer Smith yes this comment is great
Fucking lost it at the isis hot sauce
ALLAHU HOTBAR
"It will blow your mind... literally"
Same! I'd order some of that :D
im fucking hollering at that part
It's now waswas hot sauce.
The best sauce in my opinion is Vsauce.
what about vinesauce
+Wardragon 1801 Joel
+VideoGuy And Vinnie,even though I don't watch him too much
+Wardragon 1801 Vinny's good. Joel's better though
+Ramureeuh you don't like shitty jack Nicholson... you can't handle the truff
I'm on Kickstarter crap marathon
saame
here we go again
fail
I'm on annual marathon
the aggression with which she says
E Q U A L I T Y is astonishing
I'm going to police the fuck out of the comments. Don't post anything you wouldn't want your mother to read.
Fuck off
i almost died when you made those allahu ackbar jokes XD
iDubbbzTV I love you mom.
iDubbbzTV You seemed pretty homophobic this episode iDubbbz
gosh darn silly cat
it took me almost a year to get that Muslims can't eat pork and that the hot sauce didn't make sense.
You must've missed out on alot of muslim related jokes ;-;
oh my god i literally used to be muslim fuck i didnt even get it im fucking autistic
danny murillo stanTM ayy
yike
I'm Muslim rip
Mr Biscuit's Burning Love is the name of my new rock group.
That's what I named my genital herpes.
I've been subbed for like 3 years and I'm just now seeing this, wtf
Club Foreign me too!
Where did this come from!
Me too!
Club Foreign Same.....the video might have been pulled out of the warp
same tf
..... I’m ashamed of myself
When I saw those lesbians, I thought the man on the right was a man
Kevin J u made her day XD
thats deep man
Guys, the correct pronoun is “it”
Yeah, that idubbbz woman does look pretty effeminate.
Same
He just dropped the fucking n word and as a black man i have never been happier
xrexkinect yo man i love you too
This is the greatest youtube comment thread i've started thus far.
+dash529 yah nigga dont be offended. We say it as a joke my nigga
xrexkinect Nah fam, i get it. This shit is all love.
CallMeCactusSok it is quite unfortunate.
I wouldn't mind a bottle of all of these. Homemade stuff is great. Especially that Allahu Hotbar.
Make sure you only eat pork
Aloha snack bar
9/11 would melt steel beams again
Unless they suck at cooking.
Epic PHail
Absolutely HARAM
*E Q A U L I T Y*
Seems that you got jinxed
Equality*
Some Guy E Q A U L I T Y
R E S P E C C
Bruh you spelled e q u a l i t y wrong
I make it a tradition to Binge watch Kickstarter Crap annually. Been doing it for about 6 years now since I found him. I don't watch in any particular date or anything, it's just sometimes it feels like youtube is way too safe and less fun these days 😭
Same here, twice a year binge
Me too, pretty much since I first saw these all those years ago, I rewatch them each year after I forget most of them so it's like the first time again, CZcams isn't how it used to be but at least we still have these
we all come back to old idubbbz cause there’s nothing like this relic
1:14 I though that was a guy on the right.
The Trust A really f*cked up transexual guy.
Same
Thought they were both dudes lol
The Trust Most lesbian couples have at least one masculine looking person. Makes you wonder if they are really lesbian or just edgy.
The Trust She looks like she's from JoJo
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DAMN SHE LEGIT LOOKS LIKE DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON LMAAOOO LOOK 1:19
Rμthless 暴力的なフィッカー IKR!!
i just realized it omg haha
Obama*
Gragas the Rabble Rouser damn bro I just noticed the in dying now!!
Vongo CSGO It does look just like a dude in drag. Idk what to think...
"If a man does not have the sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can be lost in the sauce." - Gucci Mane
"my dad is a chef and im the braint" 2:00
HAHAHAHA
"You can use it as a dipping sauce or use it on food."
Because I love to dip tree branches, rocks and steel bolts into sauce.
The 72 extra virgin ingredients joke killed me
Roadhog yeah, definitely not based of of anything real *at all*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houri#Reference_to_.2272_virgins.22
@@Ismael-my5ll What should I call you?
@@goatbot9733 hot sauce on ya Mac n cheese
When you get your Matthew Santoro sauce, use it responsibly and in considerable doses, don't abuse it!
you won this internet comment section
If you mean what I think you mean.........
Dark...
but i smirked
bruh
I think the crappiest part about these projects is the funding goal at 3:02.
$8,003. Why? To kickstart your hot sauce business, plus a couple Gatorades? I'm confused.
This video is still relevant. I keep seeing new hot sauce business ads on youtube saying the same generic thing. "PeRfECt BlEnD oF hEaT aNd FlAvOr! i PuT tHaT On EvErYtHiNg!"
I love how professional the pitch video for Utensilmate when the product itself looks like it was made a kindergartner in arts and crafts class.
Important question, can that Hot Sauce melt steel beams?
Is hot sauce an instrument?
Is hot sauce a gender?
You stole that other dude's comment you unoriginal fuck
It Was I, ZA WARUDO! missed the opportunity to say steel beans smh
you need Allahu Hotbar
Need somma that allahu hotbar at the allahu snackbar
+John Febreze no u
that lesbian looks like 90' arsenio hall
😭😭😭😂😂😂
#GB11 I know! Gotta hate butch Lesbians.
"The hot sauce that literally goes with everything." I should try it with cake.
Love the “Jeffery Dahmer style salad”😂
Every goddamn guy on Kickstarter is trying to pawn off bottles of his sauce nowadays
I would buy some Allahu Hotbar.
+CurtisAlfeld Its hot enough to melt steam beams.
It has an "explosive" flavour.
PeaNutter505™ Your taste buds will take flight.
Jonah Bublitz You sir, have won the internet. You deserve 2 cookies that nearly are identical except for a spire. Sorry, I'm out of jokes.
It's so hot you might need some iceis
The lesbian looks like Pyrocynical
Anal prolapse whatever the fuck the rest of your name is, you are everywhere on CZcams.
+BearHoldingShark lol same
I see you everywhere....
+BearHoldingShark ikr
You look like...I don't know! Some random, Internet user!
*A L L A H U H O T B A R*
#bringbackkickstartercrap
"I don't care if it was a joke, you were wrong" is one of the most reddit things I've heard
So, we just not gonna' talk about how Idubbbz pulls off the Isis insurgent look perfectly?
My favorite sauce is
Vsauce
Superpasi7 Aha. Aha. Aha.
A-ha
Superpasi7 Hahahahahahahaha
Superpasi7 I love vagina sauce too, goes well on hot dogs and whipped cream.
, Michael here.
"I don't care if it was a joke, you were wrong" I died
Those lesbians are terrifying.
Graeme Pryce that what they want you to believe
Joyce Scruggs No, they want us to believe they don't have dildos hidden in their bedside cabinets....
+Graeme Pryce pretty sure one of them was actually Dwayne 'the rock' Johnson
grimeyboi101 Ha ha ha - I know which one you mean! lol
cschnipke279 They are professional lesbians.
When they wake up in the morning they think "Right - another day of being a lesbian!"
When they do something they think "Hmm - how would a lesbian do this?"
I would be very surprised if they have any straight friends because when they meet somebody they probably think "OMG - would a lesbian want to be friends with these people?"
Professional lesbians.
Sauce. Raw sauce. No ketchup. Just sauce.
Vsauce
G A Y R E T A R D S A U C E
SKKKKKKKKKKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDRRRDRDRRSEZDXXFDZFEEAFBFBEAAEEAEAEAEAEAGAERGERAREGAEAAAEAWAWAAEEAAE
tu-tu-tu-qum-poom-boom
Here lies a dead meme
Ironically, I have a bottle of "Slap yo mama" Habanero sauce from Tennessee in my refrigerator.
I'm also 7
weird that you mentioned your age
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams but "Allahu Hotbar" hot sauce can!
Totally not a stolen comment.
الله أكبر
Only $9.11
Nice pfp
1:13 iDubbbz became FilthyFrank for a second
I felt iDubbbz missed the perfect opportunity to say "hot sauce hot enough to melt steel beams"
idubbbz's stance on ISIS - ISIS is gay
George Washington - Refuses to say
Allahu Hotbar: I'll rate that a 9 out of 11, it knocked my towers down but it didnt cripple the country 👳✈🌁💥
Is there virgin blood in the sauce?
PoljoYT yes
Im preordering, but does it cum with chilli 4
The lesbian woman on the right kinda looks like Dwayne Johnson. Her facial features, anyway. Like a skinny female Dwayne Johnson from the future.
+ThatOneStranger Not kinda. She looks exactly like him, fucking disturbing lmao.
That hot sauce brings down the towers.
Hot sauce can't melt steel beams
This one can
This stolen joke makes me wish humanity would die already
Anyone else binge watching old idubbbz content?
no
Leaving this comment to say that this video legit nearly killed me. I was laughing so hard, my chest tightened and I couldn't fuckinf breathe
babygirl do you need a doctor?
Did your heart overload from the delicious flavor (blended with heat) of allahu hotbar hot sauce?
well this is getting demonetized
To ,From ,By ,For ,Choked by ,
Hey iDubbbz im a raterded twelv yer old And i tink it is ver imporant that u now hat is not Jon lajoie
I don cair if it wuz a choke u were rong
fucc u gay boi
HaroldPlaysminecraft I hope this kid is being ironic.
HaroldPlaysminecraft Jon Lajoie
Harold...
James Buck watch the video
2:06
>$10 donation
>42 backers
>MWF this project has raised (at least) 420 dollars
Sly one mister dupes
>mfw autocorrect won't let me say mfw
shut the fuck up
i must have watched this episode about 5 times now there so re-watchable lol
Kickstarter Crap is still easy to watch all the way through in 3 days
The equality buzzword drives me god-damned insane. It's a cop-out for people who don't have any real merits to their claim.
That being said, "If you like this comment, you support equality. If you subscribe, you support destroying the patriarchy. If you ignore, you're a misogynist!!"
+Bureck Obuma chut teh fuk ap
Bureck Obuma Damn it! I'm so #Triggered. PATRIARRRCHHYYYY..
ToryK13 If you comment on this guy you unlike all the sarude dandstorm dank videos youve ever liked
What are you fucking gay?
I would definitely buy Allahu Hotbar, and then go to the nearest tall building and explode
ok
inshallah soon brother...
Pickpocket edgy
Vinesauce is pretty good.
Squidfuck joel makes the best vinesauces
OrangeOctangular, Supersequential Subordinator of Serene Subterfuge, Lone Champion of Lost Truth yes
hmm... SLLLOOOOOOOOOWWW LUIIIGII
1:19 That "lady" on the right REALLY looks like Obama......js
Obama out
Undim EQUaLiTTY
She looks like a bitch from Star Trek
Undim Nah nah nah. She looks exactly like the female version of the Rock
Bingo bango bongo mix of Obama and the rock lol
*mr biscuits burnin’ love*
That homosexual hot sauce was pretty flaming if you know what I mean
What's with the burps, man? Is it the cancer bubbling up?
I really want some of the lesbian hot sauce!!
Akshepttt it.
No gatorpoon, your Gay. Not lesbian
GatorPoon yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
GatorPoon Omg Gaterphun im ur favurite subskrubirz!! Love plx
Blue_Bear awwww thanks
When he brought out his own sauce I nearly pissed myself 😂😂 "really brings the roof down" 😂😂
I like when people reference Jon Lajoie, he was my high school experience, and will forever live in my heart
Allahu HotBar
His hot sauce killed me😂😂😂😂
Man, it's like seeing an old friend again when he was funny and before he got into meth.
does it make you cry?
@@SmD-ff5xd I think it just makes him sad.
4:37 i almost spat my drink lmao
Omg at 4:28 that dollar store “howling for you”
God Ian's a hunk
Is hotsauce really such a big thing in america?
BuNkE yes we use it for everything including lube
Seems like their food is so terrible they have to mask the taste of most of it with hot sauce.
Kyomara you clearly have never been to America
It is a popular condiment here, much like every country has popular condiments. However, don't let this convince you that it is all we eat. There are a billion wannabe hot sauce producers out there because it is dead-simple to make. It basically just requires putting your ingredients into a blender and pushing the button. So with a tiny barrier to entry you are going to have a massive number of people thinking they have something special.
Burgers, Steak, BEEF JERKY, shitty mcdonald's salads, other homemade barbecue shit, American-ized Mexican food, American-ized Chinese food, American-ized Sushi
Freedom is fucking tasty
"This Hotsauce will promote equality!"
Now, I'm a huge supporter for Gay Marriage and equal rights for everyone. BUT HOW CAN YOUR STUPID HOTSAUCE PROMOTE EQUALITY?! IT'S FUCKING HOT SAUCE!
Brennan Laskas I was thinking the same thing. Also, OFFICIAL? I dug deeper and their reasoning is "We call it the official hot sauce because we are officially celebrating this moment of recognition and acknowledgment. There’s still obviously a lot of hatred and lack of acceptance around the world but overall we’re seeing a general shift in attitudes." Obviously that's not how official works. I was hoping they had backing or a blessing from some local San Francisco organization. Nope. This supports gay marriage as much as tipping your waitress well supports feminism. By all means, buy the sauce if you want and tip your waitress appropriately, but don't kid yourself.
Hyreia San Francisco needs to sink into the fucking ocean. Its a cancerous tumour that should be excised.
*****
Guilty as charged :'(
3:20 He's not wearing pants. Just a nice shirt
3:40 made me laugh
3:13 "It can be used as a dipping sauce, or it can be used on food"
jnguyen7425 but but... That... Doesn't make ANY sense.
I died when ian said the name of his sauce
EQUALITY
EQUALI-TEE!
+The Plucky Brit EQUALI-TEE-SHIRT
1:35 the one on the right look like the rock
The fact that he knew the brand slap ya mama made me love this video
“Mista biscuits burnin’ love”
he went there with the pork
The allahu hotbar made me laugh so hard!! :D
Bro at 3:56 I was dyeing when he made his own hot sauce
your hair looks amazing like this Idubbbz
1:30 IF YA SMELLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING
My favourite sauce is visauce micheal.
“Allahu Hotbar”
I haven’t laughed that loud in a long time
"Dis n*gga talkin bout is things bein practicle" - Idubzz
1:14
Now I know why professor Oak asks you if you're a boy or a girl in the beginning of pokemon.
"Bring down the roof" more like bring down two 1,362 ft. steel towers in the middle of a densely populated city on the East Coast of the United States, ha am I right guys!
I legitimately fear for his life after seeing his hot sauce...
Then you shouldn't watch his video where he rips a Quran in half.
Links????
The Nihilist
It's one of his fan mail unboxing.
He forgot to make a Vsause joke
I'm Disappointed
A man without sauce is lost but that same man can get lost in the sauce
I love idubzz😂😂