“SQUIRTING means nothing like they turn your best friend into a talisman that you have to wear all the time and it’s deliciously yellowed all the time”
Extended Version V1.2 0:00 - I've lost it! 0:01 - Goodbye dog 0:02 - I hate you all! 0:04 - I'm pretending it's 2006. 0:06 - Not aussie, couldn't understand :shrug: 0:09 - Do we dare to dance ao close to the sun? 0:12 - I don't want fish in my eyes! 0:14 - I'm gonna say that that is untrue. 0:17 - I'm what you call an idiot 0:21 - Little guts everywhere! 0:23 - Otopamahnamaχeχu, E 0:26 - SUPER BASS SOUND 0:28 - Offer friends sliced shoes like an insane person. 0:31 - You're so not ready for what I'm gonna do. 0:34 - AEG aeg ᵃᵉᵍ... 0:36 - Boy, are you switched on this morning! 0:38 - BEZEL! 0:41 - HP-ness 0:43 - Oh look we got a mess. 0:44 - Silver Plated 3.5mm Plug 0:47 - tbh i don't know? 0:49 - Unsu-ffle 0:53 - Samsung Beans 0:56 - That Sounds Villian Like. 0:58 - MTPMSCN 1:00 - "indifferent fish" 1:03 - shrekkle 1:04 - dankpobs DJ 1:07 - pair of shoes?!?! 1:08 - peckish? "Have a poo." 1:11 - Azuuuullllllllllllllll... 1:12 - Frank 1:16 - no. 1:20 - looks like sadness 1:22 - we need some cadavers 1:24 - Homert Extend if you want :3
Thanks to this video, there was a line I missed from his Cashies videos that I now really appreciate. Like a child waiting to try on a new pair of welding goggles, I couldn't wait to stumble around blindly. It caught me off guard and I love it.
0:00 - I've lost it! 0:01 - Goodbye dog 0:02 - I hate you all! 0:04 - I'm pretending it's 2006. 0:06 - Fair dinkum aussie 0 : Ozito branded whippersnipper 16 (Thanks @lashlimed!) 0:09 - Do we dare to dance ao close to the sun? 0:12 - I don't want fish in my eyes! 0:14 - I'm gonna say that that is untrue. 0:17 - I'm what you call an idiot 0:21 - Little guts _everywhere!_ 0:23 - Otopamahnamaχeχu, *_E_* 0:26 - *SUPER BASS SOUND* 0:28 - Offer friends sliced shoes like an insane person. 0:31 - You're so not ready for what I'm gonna do. 0:34 - AEG aeg ᵃᵉᵍ... 0:36 - Boy, are you switched on this morning! 0:38 - *BEZEL!* 0:41 - HP-ness 0:43 - Look at this, we've got a mess! 0:44 - Owee, we've got the worst one! 0:47 - There's nothing wrong with it... apart from many things. 0:49 - You can't un-shuff-le somehing! 0:54 - These are your worst nightmare! 0:55 - That sounds villian-like! 0:58 - Mm-t-p-mm-ss-c-n! 1:00 - Gleichgültiger fisch! 1:03 - I'm gonna call it the Shrekle™! 1:04 - You can't stop the Shrek rap 1:07 - A good lookin' pair of "shoes". 1:09 - Have a Poo™! 1:11 - Azuuuuuuuuuullllll! 1:12 - Frank the SNAKEEE!!! 1:16 - Phahahahaha! _slam_ No. 1:19 - Looks like sadness :( 1:21 - We need some Kadavers! 1:23 - We've got Beрt, and Хоmeрt, and Maрg. 1:26 - The sauce gets *SAUCIER*. 1:29 - So many grains of salt you'll have to go to the hospital for sodium poisoning. 2:23 The phone is on the phone! (@Topdowner09-vj3lp) 2:27 Music... and Setting... Music... Setting... (@Topdowner09-vj3lp) Got bored, you're welcome to copy and keep going.
2:24 - 2:29 "There are two things in this world that know how to scream: music, and setting[s]" I mean, Sonic Spinball proved that idea pretty well already
DankPods is like the CZcams equivalent of Heath Ledger's Joker; he's a dog chasing cars. It just so happens that the cars in that analogy are bootleg iPods
This is the best out of context video I've seen in a while, in that it actually has me scratching my head wondering what the fuck these could mean. A lot of other OoC vids are really just "funny moments."
"You wouldn't believe how many babies this baby could baby" is still the best line from any of his videos.
"You're wrong and you owe me an apology" is what he says when you incorrectly guess how many babies this baby can baby.
nahh the phone is on the phone is best one
But what about "Feeling peckish? Have a poo."
@@Calipsopawzz a worthy contender, but ultimately inferior.
@@TheSteinCollector Well what about "Music. Setting. Music. Setting. MUSIC. SETTING."
I didn’t realize just how magnificently chaotic he is until someone smashed all his chaos into one long video.
same lol
This response shocks me, because it's that wonderful chaos that keeps me tuning in.
Bold of you to say "all"
"You're so not ready for what im gonna do..."
*"A E G"*
D E W A L T ☆
"Boy are you switched on this morning."
Okayeg eg
Feeling peckish?
𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓹𝓸𝓸
Guys it's the A E G 0:33
*_AZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL!!!_*
The dejected "Yes it looks like Amongus" had me absolutely dying
Beautiful. But you missed the most out of context thing of all: the mic tests
Nah mate that's not out of context. That's dankpods lore
I deliberately left those out cause if I didn't they'd probably take up the whole video
@@sennalye you should do a compilation of all his mic test stories next
@@thatcarguydom266 YES
"So, like, this one time mate..."
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO INSTALL THE PRODUCT WHILE DRIVING
I about lost it 🤣
Give a buck if you give a fu-
5:10 through 5:19 go together so well.
“SQUIRTING means nothing like they turn your best friend into a talisman that you have to wear all the time and it’s deliciously yellowed all the time”
@@Adric101 like an old sandwich!
People, take notes. THIS is how you make an out of context montage. Nice work!
4:57
“yo!! they got the dude its only a dollar fifty for the “
Well I mean it’s called the …….
W-we-well I mean let’s check the barcod-……..
3:38 perfectly Sums up Dankpods In a good way
3:43 flatflatflat *EUHGHFHF*
"I drive a nugget, I am a nugget" also sums Wade up pretty well.
@@CophinRuinz0rKestra yes it does
"Give a buck, If you give a Fu-"
I am unchonking as we speak
I "watched this" on my second monitor while doing something else and it just felt like a regular dankpods vid.
0:42 "HP-ness"
2:23 I don't think anything is going to beat "the phone is on the phone"
Extended Version V1.2
0:00 - I've lost it!
0:01 - Goodbye dog
0:02 - I hate you all!
0:04 - I'm pretending it's 2006.
0:06 - Not aussie, couldn't understand :shrug:
0:09 - Do we dare to dance ao close to the sun?
0:12 - I don't want fish in my eyes!
0:14 - I'm gonna say that that is untrue.
0:17 - I'm what you call an idiot
0:21 - Little guts everywhere!
0:23 - Otopamahnamaχeχu, E
0:26 - SUPER BASS SOUND
0:28 - Offer friends sliced shoes like an insane person.
0:31 - You're so not ready for what I'm gonna do.
0:34 - AEG aeg ᵃᵉᵍ...
0:36 - Boy, are you switched on this morning!
0:38 - BEZEL!
0:41 - HP-ness
0:43 - Oh look we got a mess.
0:44 - Silver Plated 3.5mm Plug
0:47 - tbh i don't know?
0:49 - Unsu-ffle
0:53 - Samsung Beans
0:56 - That Sounds Villian Like.
0:58 - MTPMSCN
1:00 - "indifferent fish"
1:03 - shrekkle
1:04 - dankpobs DJ
1:07 - pair of shoes?!?!
1:08 - peckish? "Have a poo."
1:11 - Azuuuullllllllllllllll...
1:12 - Frank
1:16 - no.
1:20 - looks like sadness
1:22 - we need some cadavers
1:24 - Homert
Extend if you want :3
0:41 captions: "each penis"
0:06 Fair dinkum Aussie 0, Aussie toe-branded whipper-snipper 16
2:44 - kisiel z kawalkami owocow?
4:10 FOR THE MEMES FOR THE MEMES FOREE
Thanks to this video, there was a line I missed from his Cashies videos that I now really appreciate.
Like a child waiting to try on a new pair of welding goggles, I couldn't wait to stumble around blindly.
It caught me off guard and I love it.
"remember this? doesnt come appart. Oh, oh yes it will"
...
"nothing says true love like a divorce fund"
This explains why dank is the only CZcamsr I pay a dollar a month for extra vids. Fantastic!
Questions does frank appear in the extra vids
@@zacharyirizarry8589 occasionally, but not like the short frank spot at the end of his regular vids.
Lmao easily the best dankpods meme vid I've seen, good work.
ᵍᵉⁿᵘᶦⁿᵉ ᵒʳᶦᵍᶦⁿᵃˡ
ᵗᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵒᶠ ˡᵘˣᵘʳʸ
AEG Aeg aeg ªėğ
D E W A L T
"100% Original Real Capacity". In other words, MEANS, nnNYUTHING!!!
NO, EARTH SUCKS, DONT LET ME DIE
2:25 that was a beautiful transition to the next clip LMAO
4:33 i cant imagine how long that took him to say properly
The AEG bit is my personal favorite
AEG aeg aeg aeg aeg…………
0:34
3:43 Flat flat flat *EUGHWGDIHE*
"Goodbye dog, i mean- I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!" - Wade
1:04 probably my most favorite line from him lol
I love the fact that there are many MANY clips that almost sound like sentences from a video Dank would make.
Close your eyes and you can see why XD
2:05 God I love this part xD
0:06 And now, the shipping forecast…
I don’t know if I should be scared that I knew the context to all of these. No less an amazing video. Dankpods is a chaos like no other.
the first actually good out of context video I’ve seen
3:20 that is what I'm gonna say when buying cars from now on. Watch the salesman's face of pure confusion.
"There are two things in this world that know how to scream: Music and setting. Music? Setting. Music!"
1:45 *Zooming into a face*
Dank: *demon screaming*
0:00 - I've lost it!
0:01 - Goodbye dog
0:02 - I hate you all!
0:04 - I'm pretending it's 2006.
0:06 - Fair dinkum aussie 0 : Ozito branded whippersnipper 16 (Thanks @lashlimed!)
0:09 - Do we dare to dance ao close to the sun?
0:12 - I don't want fish in my eyes!
0:14 - I'm gonna say that that is untrue.
0:17 - I'm what you call an idiot
0:21 - Little guts _everywhere!_
0:23 - Otopamahnamaχeχu, *_E_*
0:26 - *SUPER BASS SOUND*
0:28 - Offer friends sliced shoes like an insane person.
0:31 - You're so not ready for what I'm gonna do.
0:34 - AEG aeg ᵃᵉᵍ...
0:36 - Boy, are you switched on this morning!
0:38 - *BEZEL!*
0:41 - HP-ness
0:43 - Look at this, we've got a mess!
0:44 - Owee, we've got the worst one!
0:47 - There's nothing wrong with it... apart from many things.
0:49 - You can't un-shuff-le somehing!
0:54 - These are your worst nightmare!
0:55 - That sounds villian-like!
0:58 - Mm-t-p-mm-ss-c-n!
1:00 - Gleichgültiger fisch!
1:03 - I'm gonna call it the Shrekle™!
1:04 - You can't stop the Shrek rap
1:07 - A good lookin' pair of "shoes".
1:09 - Have a Poo™!
1:11 - Azuuuuuuuuuullllll!
1:12 - Frank the SNAKEEE!!!
1:16 - Phahahahaha! _slam_ No.
1:19 - Looks like sadness :(
1:21 - We need some Kadavers!
1:23 - We've got Beрt, and Хоmeрt, and Maрg.
1:26 - The sauce gets *SAUCIER*.
1:29 - So many grains of salt you'll have to go to the hospital for sodium poisoning.
2:23 The phone is on the phone! (@Topdowner09-vj3lp)
2:27 Music... and Setting... Music... Setting... (@Topdowner09-vj3lp)
Got bored, you're welcome to copy and keep going.
ʰᵉᶦᶜʰᵖᵉⁿᶦᶜ
I thought you did the whole thing lmao
0:49 UnShu-ffle
0:06 he says fair dinkum aussie 0, ozito branded whipper snipper 16
@@X91_G31 sorry
@1:38 this is the most perfect two things I've seen smashed together
He sounds really defeated when he acknowledged the MP3 player looks like Among Us XD
Wouldn't you?
@@Beefnhammer not really, because I’m not stupid.
The fact it still feels like a normal video is exactly what I like about Dank.
4:58 is my favorite ngl
“You are so not ready for what i’m about to do:
*A E G”*
1:23 I had no idea DankPods had the Stivensons in a video
"You are so not ready for what I'm gonna do..."
AEG aeg aeg aeg...
3:17 Thinking that the russian Alphabet has a capasitor
"Hay-ch Pe-nis" XD
2:25 There are two things that know how to scream...music and setting. Music and setting. Music and setting.
PERFECT TIMING!!!
2:24 - 2:29 "There are two things in this world that know how to scream: music, and setting[s]"
I mean, Sonic Spinball proved that idea pretty well already
It feels like DP has his own unique language that you only really begin to understand once you've heavily been drinking
3:19 when he said, that my precious Russian "D" is a capacitor...
That was funny
3:04 OYOYO!
Remember this? “Does not come apart”? Hohoh, oh yes it will >:)
2:25 is a really good cut.
A E G
0:32 The AEG got me laughing so hard LOL LMAO 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I don't know how the fuck this got into my reccomended, but, it's here, and so am I, I love this video, well done
3:51 sus
He puts a little bit in his nightstand, gargles the rest, looks ya dead in the eye, and goes “yeah, mate, that’s glass”
"You are so not ready for what im gonna do" *aeg aeg aeg aeg aeg aeg*
I love knowing the content behind all of these clips, it's just great
"Why not grab a deli slicer and offer friends sliced shoes like an insane person"
I have never been more seen
3:15
"That's not a letter that's a capacitor" 😂😂😂
“They spelt AC/DC wrong, mate, that’s meant to be a lightning bolt”
He’s worked so hard to make his vids and his personality shines through in every video! Great montage! Great CZcamsr.
1:28 THE SAUCE GETS SAUCIER
-ook, there are so many grains of salt, right, you’re literally gonna have to to the hospital for sodium poisoning
never thought i’d live to hear dankpods say the word *ʼздрасвутяʼ*
DankPods is like the CZcams equivalent of Heath Ledger's Joker; he's a dog chasing cars. It just so happens that the cars in that analogy are bootleg iPods
I feel like the best lines are when he's walking around Cashie's looking at all the weird shit.
Honestly thank you so much for this. It's been a long time since I've laughed this hard :)
Probably one of the best compilation’s i have ever laid my eyes on
Cant believe it didnt include the "COffeeEEeeee" quote
Mate, I want more of this. This is just awesome.
4:38 it sounds like he is singing "have I got a girl for you"
Song lyric that it reminds me of:
"bobby come on home for dinner"
I've seen this attempted but this is the only version that fully encapsulates the true glory of dankpods
I love DankPods. My face hurts now. Thank you very much!
4:28 when someone asks me what my opinion on foreign policy is
_have yellow_
““Bring the world home”, please don’t, there’s not enough room here”
(Idk what I’m doing)
I never realized how often he would crack jokes until this video HAHA
so many of these are great soundclip replies
I love this so much with every fiber of my being
2 minutes in and it already feels like an eternity i can;'t stop lauhging
I both hate and love that I know the context for all of these
0:32 “You are SO not ready for what I’m gonna do”
*Surreal **_AEG_** experience*
You’re right I wasn’t ready for that
“Haytch-peenis” LOL
4:38I can't get enough of you Gravey
0:41, best part
ive been waiting for someone to make one of these!!!
"It kind of sounds like you listen to music through your dog"
Man can’t wait to parody this
1:56 big boy saw
6:17 pepsi man
ITS YOOUU!!! YOUUU ARE YoUR GREATEST ENEMY!!!
"It's so generic it's almost original"
I am seriously gonna use this one
2:37 I know what you guys are thinking, why isnt it a craig?
😂
Just to add to the 3 billion i have
“Kisiel, z kawałkami- owoców?”
"There are two things in this world that know how to scream, music. and setting."
i approve of your work, dank is dankest when without context
It's like digging up your dog from 10 years ago just to see him again.
This is the best out of context video I've seen in a while, in that it actually has me scratching my head wondering what the fuck these could mean. A lot of other OoC vids are really just "funny moments."
Dank would love this video
Very nice i hope there will be part 2 someday
Wade Being Completely Sane and Normal
thankyou for making this video
gods work
My favorite line is “Flat, flat, flat… YYAKHOO”
“If ye wish to obtain from me the one year full warranty” was a sorrowfully missed clip
I love this guy as he is just funny and amazing.
Bruh ive watched his entire catalogue and im 30 seconds in and only remember like 2 of these
this is soooo funny I was laughing all the way through
This video is Underrated on so many levels