"Ladki" - Stand Up Comedy by Vivek Samtani
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- čas přidán 12. 05. 2022
- Hey this is my first standup comedy video , and I’ve always felt that comedy always start from
your own self first hence I just talk about my insecurities and my relationship here.
While being from a small town like Jabalpur this is a really big thing and I hope that they will always
support me in everything .
I am really grateful for everyone who helped me to be here right now , especially my girlfriend (or
more specifically ex-girlfriend).
Hope you like this bit ,where I comfortably talk about a few topics which makes me feel
uncomfortable like sex and a few other things too.
[relationship standup comedy,standup comedy,standup comedy india,relationship
comedy,girlfriend,girlfriend jokes,sex jokes]
BHOPAL : 16th July, Saturday ,the ten suites - 6pm
INDORE : 17th July, Sunday, Cafe terezza ,6pm
CHANDIGARH : 22nd July, Friday , The laugh club,7pm
JAIPUR : 23rd July, Saturday , Jaipur comedy club , 6pm
DELHI : 24th July, Sunday , Happy high South delhi , 6pm
LUCKNOW : 30th July, Saturday , onenest 6pm
Link for booking in.bookmyshow.com/mumbai/even...
Shot and recorded by The Habitat Team at a live standup comedy event at The Habitat, Mumbai.
To know more about such live shows: / indiehabitat
Live Producer: Balraj Singh Ghai
The Habitat Audio Team:
Yash Rajiv Barse: / yashrajivbarse
The Habitat Video Team:
Vivian Castelino: / vvn_castelino
Aaditi Hirani:
/ aaditihirani
Harsh Shah:
/ ysoharsh
Video editing : Suyash Sharma and Vivek Trivedi (Jabalpur daily)
Audio mixing : Yash Barse (Habitat audio team)
Thumbnail by : Priyanshu Bharadwa
for bookings (mail ID) : viveksamtanicomedy@gmail.com
Next Mumbai show link : in.bookmyshow.com/events/halk...
FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM FOR MORE CONTENT : viveksamtan...
#standup #standupcomedy #comedy #indianstandupcomedy #viveksamtani
#relationship #girlfriend #hindistandupcomedy #hindistandup #hindicomedy - Komedie
This level of ironic punches were really not expected, you'll be the next big stand up comedian for sure...
All the best for your future and wish to see you performing in Bhopal ...
Aage share karte rahiye ye video pls
True
i don't think any girl will CUM when he PERFORMS in Bhopal
@@VivekSamtani isliye usne next bola tha 😂😂
@@VivekSamtanibhaiya share kar ne layak nahi hai na par😂😂. But love your shows
Thanks vivek for telling me about closure after my breakup 😂
😂
Bhaiyya ye closer kya hota hai
@@junaydjaved6776 hota hai , private job walo ko banwana padta hai.
@@shobhitparoha7518 😂😂😂😂
govt waalo ke liye nahi hai chaubey ji
Close up
That ending was literally not expected.! Hats off man. You're going to rock.!♥️
just discovered Vivek. His humour/timing/punchlines are totally next level! Next big thing in comedy for sure! Love from Pakistan!
Hi Vivek, Initially I thought this standup is going towards depicting TOXIC MASCULINITY in JOKE form. But you really maintained the thin line between being funny and offending other gender, citizen and religion. Really appriciate your writing , really really liked your stand-up. Keep it up! 🔥🔥
Thankyou thankyou
Religion?
@@cauliflowerhead2735 don't ask... Just don't
Bcz he is short😅
Bro every joke makes sense and timing perfect , expression, lines overall the best stand up comedy video I have seen in past few months ❤️❤️
You deserve at least a Million subscribers buddy..this and the periods one..both are awesome..cant wait for more such standups of urs.. 🧿❤
He has to be the better comedian than anyone I've every heard on CZcams
Great jokes man!
After really long time I laughed on every minute of stand up video😂. It was too good. Thanks man. Hoping to see more of your.
Bhejiye aur logo ko ☺️
@@VivekSamtani aur aap aur vids banaiye
Bro you are soo good! I especially like how open and bold you were while performing the jokes and I appreciate the audience who listened and took everything in a playful manner
Thanks bro
Dudeeeee this is the best stand up I have seen in a while. You made my day, this was awesome!
Better than many stand-up comedians !!! You are Surely a firecracker ✨
you've the guts to say these things man!!! hats off to your talent. Enjoyed every punchline... 🌸😂❤️ 👌🏼
Haan bhagwaan ne mu issliye diya hai na 😂
"Wtf vivek!" You are really good at this. This was the first show I saw yours and looking forward to many laughter explosions that you gonna set on the stage and on the faces of the viewers. You are cuming sensational viral comedian. More strength and creativity to you to make people laugh all around. Love from Jaipur❤
@@akshanshchaudharyji4522 *upcuming
@@VivekSamtani yahi hai teri girlfriend na
Hey aditi.......!! 😅😊
@@mangeshnakhale8258 hahaha mangesh tinder nahi h ye
Tinder ka subscription nhi h, CZcams se kam chlane de usse bhai
You are amazing❤.... I've watched this video so many times and still not over this. I'm so glad I've found you. Every *small small* joke is just on point and perfect xD.
so damn good performance bro, timing of your jokes, punchlines, humour, and your honesty, everything is mindblowing 😁🤘
Thanks bro aage bhejo video
Being a chill person but also a feminist at the same time , i m confused to laugh or to get annoyed at the last joke🤥😅😂but i will try it if i break up with my bf.
Hahaha these are just jokes though
@@VivekSamtani so it isnt real right
Bcoz it's too cruel to be real
You have no need to implement these things.. from any video of youtube aur from any 50 ways... Title book.. if you want to do it decently... 😂
chill and feminist. whoa. unicorn!
Yeah actually if a guy would say that to me hm uskeee muh pe 500 ptk k maarte... Phir bolte.. Thora zyada mehenga ho gya... But.. Thik h... Uss raat k liye..... Tip samet h isme... Rakhlijiye... 🙂
Everything was great until last joke... After that i was like... 😲😲😲
Hahahaha thanks ?
Exactly
My heart really skipped a beat at the end
Such bitchès 😐
@@VivekSamtani ya i didn't like the last one ...not cool....😑
@@anujav3018 bro learn to take a joke.
Amazing dude... I just loved it and I laughed so loudly in the midnight that I can't even explain it to anyone. Keep doing good work👍👍👍
Hahah aage bhejo logo ko phr
Ohhoooo man great set..... literally i have seen this video for like 5-6 times .......every single joke was a punch and the way you link the whole in one....... highly appreciated 🤝...... looking forward for more such videos ......keep it up❤️
Thanks bro
I noticed one thing he has replied to almost every comment.....that seems it means alot to him....enjoyed your standup....👍
Bilkul aap bhi lo comment ... Waqt bahut hai pesse ki kami h bus thodi
@@VivekSamtani waqt bohot hai to yeh batao ki punchline mai kya bhule!?
@@emath7472 nasha thoda kam karo
@@VivekSamtani haha😂
This was very well written and delivered man. Looking forward to your future videos. Keep growing.👏🏽
This is how u do dark comedy without letting the audience feel bad about it♥️. I am also from jabalpur and i look very forward to your future, I will be always waiting for your upcoming shows and standup videos, Wish your very all the best and enjoyed alot ♥️
Loved it!!! I was laughing all the way...the apparent and the not so apparent puns and the well informed punches were refreshing and fun!!! Great job 👍👍
This is such an amazing act!!! Such a perfect blend of puns and jokes, done so tastefully ❤️❤️. Loved it so much 🔥😂
Hehe bhejte raho aage
All the best for Virudhaka baby😘
Great to see this content getting from notepad to jamming to open mic to shows to video in habitat
and each time it gets perfect.
🔥🔥🔥🔥
ye to andar ki baat hai
@@prashanttiwari5736 saare joke mei bhi andar ki baat ho rahi hai
@@VivekSamtani 😂😂😂
The last punch was SOO NOT EXPECTED from Vivek.
you will be a celebrity one day, Mark my words.
content faad h bro tera, bus logo tak pauch.
you completed what I always thought was missing in other stand ups
We all like the big names in stand-up like zakir, bassi,rahul,abhishek cuz of how they do it but with you the content was so rich that it matched that level.
best of luck brother
Thanksss sir
One of the best sets i have heard in a long time. The dark humour is lit or maybe burnt. Also now i know what i was looking for was closer 😂🙏🏻❤️
Long way to go buddy... Short people OP 😂♥️
Aur better aate jayega
Exactly bahut time baad ek acha dark jokes wala vid aaya
Wow! Enjoyed every bit of it. You have a bright Career ahead of you man!
Bilkul sir share karte rehena ☺️
@@VivekSamtani bright and short 💀
The Whole Set except the last joke is very amazing, Last joke seems too much. Though it seems to have been said for fun, people might get wrongly influenced and emulate the same in real scenario of break up and might end up worsening the same
I hope humans realise all this is just a joke
Gyan chod deta hu. Ladki toh ho nhi rhi.
@@Nikhil.77777 Nice One😂
Most jokes could be thought of as offensive to men. Didn't you have any problem with that. Stop being a simp. Don't be a women pleaser. Many girls are shitty and shameless. They deserve such treatment.
@@Nikhil.77777 If this is all that you can think of girls, good luck to all the women in your life!
Vivek u were flawless.. great build up and extremely funny…though the set sounds misogynistic but intent of a joke is to make you laugh which all your jokes did..thoroughly enjoyed 😀
Thankyou ma’am
Medam aap kehna ka chahte ho
The set is not misogynistic, it is realistic. It recognizes the fact that shitty and shameless girls exist.
Bcz he is short 😅
Dude! Very intellectual and humorous work you did. Just loved the very sec. of your video. Keep it up, you will reach your destination.🙃💯
This is great, awesome, tight and a master set comedy. You are high IQ comedian. Best of luck for your future. You are going to kill it man💚💚💚🙌🙌🙌
Aage aage dekhiye sir isse better aayega sab
Dude I literally fall from my bed after seeing this i am laughing so hard😂😂😂😂😂❤️
Finally . Founded the best comedian ever 🏹❤️love uh Dil se bhai
Jokes are how you perceive them. I agree sometimes comedians use jokes to make derogatory statement which are offensive. However, in this video I didn't feel the last joke was that offensive considering the whole content where he even made fun of himself. At the same time the last joke could have been offensive if it stood alone but here it didn't. Just a thought, peace ✌
Thanks for understanding ☺️ afterall these are JUST JOKES
This guy has to be in the Top Stand up comedians very soon 🔥🔥AAG LGA DI BHAI ❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣Mja aagya
man i really feel that you're the next big thing awesome punch lines and the humor too good man.
Omgoodgod !! Best one i literally never laugh this hard since so many days you are the best keep it up 💖
Great sense of humour dude! 😂👍 Loved it. Just, being a girl the last one was a bit offensive but otherwise amazing timing , quality and delivery of jokes. Looking forward for more such amazing videos 😍👍😊
Thankyou it was just a joke though
@@VivekSamtani but cheaters deserve that🤣
Joke
For me too
@@poojamishra4453 please bakiyo ko samjha do
Man this is so good❤ you got balls of steel !!! your confidence 💯
Haha thanks bro
I laughed the whole video with so many woahs this hardly happens these days great work mate ❤️✨
Laughed so much after a very long time. Enjoyed the complete set.😍😍
Best Stand Up after ages, honestly laughed like crazy while watching this
Hehe bhejiye aage sabko phir
One of the most hilarious video watched in recent times..!!🤣😂 Punch lines were amazing af!!😂 Waiting to see more of yours ❤️
Dude just came across your videos and now became an addict to it!! Apart from ur jokes that was really lit 🔥...You are really very handsome with a charming personality ... Loved it ❤💕💕!! More success and opportunities on ur way!!!
After so many days finally a worthy standup video great work keep it up
Loved it bro, need more like these❤️❤️
I'm so glad to discover your content here, watched 3 vids back to back. You are brilliant ✨
Shocked when you said " mai Jabalpur se hu " like that's great never heard such talent from jbp. 😀
Video is great . Like to watch more videos 😌
Thanks thanks aage bhejo
Bro your jokes are too good...i can bet in coming year you are the next big thing in indian comics🔥
Next big thing ? I'm 5 foot 3 🥺
@@VivekSamtani 🤣🤣
Good to see you here ❤️ hilarious jokes, great confidence 😀 ❤️
Subscribe kar de bro
One of the best comedy I've seen in last few months. Keep it up 💛
And he's cute :)
Hello vivek!
I belong to a sindhi family too and I live in ulhasnagar (ofc you must have heard of it) I really really like your videos and I love your sarcasm. No offense but the last line you said that 'yeh le uss raatke 500 reh gaye the' I didn't like it cause I have been through something really worse in my life recently and I know most of girls will understand that how bad it feels when someone treat them like that no matter what so please it is my humble request to you to not use these kind of lines even in your sarcasm. And please visit ulhasnagar sometime...so yeah tysm tc
A great standup ❤️really loved it😄keep growing ✨
Hehe thanks sirji
Watching your video for the 1st time and damn man I am already your fan😍 Laughed at every minute throughout the video and yea the jokes were beyond imagination on point bomb💥🔥 Breakup to aap solid jeet Gaye 😂💥 Good luck for your next videos
Just thinking how can anyone be soo good in their words...hats off mann u r too good
Apart from this outstanding performance...The best thing I noticed about this man is he replied and liked every comment on this video... That impressed me a lot... Such a kind person who respect his audience time for commenting his videos😇...
Aree aap bolo aapke ghar chocolates bhijwa de (and if my girlfriend is reading this .. I will send just as a friend i love you sneha)
@@VivekSamtani thanks but no thanxs
Right
@Log To Khenge yarr absolutely right 😇💕dear....
@Log To Khenge yarr disrespect and loyalty respectively.
And when u r loyal to one u wont be attracted toward other person...
Smartest set I have ever seen
You nailed it ❤️
Keep going bhaiya 🔥🔥🔥
Aage bhej do
Great job Vivek..... soon going to be a famous standup comedian
Aap he banaoge sir .. aage bhejte rahiye
I am laughing like anything...and I am definitely sharing this one....you were great man🤣🤣🤣🤣
I haven't seen that kinda vedio with that epic sense of humour..its an achievement for all jbp people that u're performing at huge platform And you killed it bro.. Lots of love... There is long way ahead💜✊
Keep on sharing this VEDIO ❤️
enjoyed the video throughly, wonderful punches and kudos to the writing, punches delivery. looking forward to more vidoes
Bilkul ...
Good one bro ❤️❤️
Aree sir sir ❤️
My goodness! this is so much fkn hilarious. Been consuming stand up comedy for a long and I've not seen such a complete set in a while.
Way to go vivek you're surely going to be the next big thing
Thanks keep sharing ☺️
Very fresh content, great writing and awesome pick up lines... Maza aagya 💖💖
It's so funny !! you are so good can't wait for your next video upload !! Keep it up ! ❤️
Aayenge aayenge
Man you are damn funny ..had a really good laugh. Will definitely look forward to more of your work. Great set and all the best for the journey 🌼🌼
@Khyalo Ki Duniya cool much ?
You are too good man❤....that last part was really savage🔥 LOTS OF LOVE AND SUPPORT FROM MY SIDE
Whooooaaaa dude !!
Your jokes were at peak 👍
Keep it up bro .❤️
Great set brother, very well written and delivered 👏
That last line is the perfect reply to anyone who cheats 😌😌
Ikr
What an awesome performance. The ending was just killer. Ye Wale Climax main bhaiya jeet gaye 😆😂
Bestest punch lines till date , rockstar comedian ❤️❤️❤️💯
Finally, after a long wait..your video is out. This is amazing❤️keep working hard..happy for you!!
Hats off man🤘
And the last punch line u fired up 💥
Bhejre na aage phir video m
oh my god! Sirf 2 videos kyun hain😭 I want more of these! You are doing a GREAT JOB👏🏽
I enjoyed every minute of the video...and the chef's kiss was the money thing at the last...this was the first video of yours that i watched and i really don't regret it man....way to go....all the best to you
@Log To Khenge yarr 😒😒😒...you drunk?
@Log To Khenge yarr aisa lagta zaroor hai but yeh sach nahin hai...qki that is the wrong person...we just have to wait for the right one phir sab apne aap sahi ho jata hai
@Log To Khenge yarr why are you interested in these things
Love from Jabalpur, good to see people from jabalpur performing at habitat... Very good timing of jokes, keep posting more videos...
Bhai video aage bhejo phir aur
Quite a few gems in here man! Keep them coming 🎉
Keep on sharing sirji
Beautifully performed 👍🏻 so underrated comedian ❤️
This guy and his jokes.😭❤️ Can’t get over then. 🔥🔥
Worth the wait man ! You killed it brother 🙌
Every second of the video is entertaining good job 👏👍
Bro... What a video literally made my day ❤❤
And last one joke 😂😂😂😂
...next video bhi dalo yaar..
vivek your standup comedy is really good and you deserve attention from people and hope you will become more famous i will be supporting you dude ❤
wonderful set enjoyed a lot ❤
Hi, its the first time I'm listening you and tbh I really loved the punchlines/puns👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥
Waiting for more of your mazedaar standups❤❤❤❤
Much love from Mumbai♥️
I'm doing a show today at 8 ... Pls try to come
Subscribe and like us...
So nice of you yaar vivek. Accha laga . I enjoyed. Good luck for your future..
Sir you're the best comedian I've ever seen...maza ajata h ksm se 😉💞 aap hmesha esehi hme hasate rho... You're really a nyc personality... May god bless uh and make u glow more🌸🌸🌸🌸 best wishes dude
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True that Vivek , that's what it feels like to be a woman in the family too especially the husband's family 😔
I gotta say apart comedy... his gf is really savage man🤣🤣
Hahaha no doubt afterall she was my choice
Wow. Just amazing man. And the end of 500 50 was like the literal best
Please use these comments in your next standup, these people are really funny😂 they can actually do these things in real life but cannot hear it as a joke, nm, you are really great man, I haven’t seen a great set in such a long time, both of your videos are really really amazing, kuddos. Punchlines, timings, infact subtitles, everything’s perfect❤️🔥🔥
Damn dude your set and delivery is too brilliant… you will go places… kamathipura ✌️
I loved that movie so much for real
Bro that was one of the best sets i have watched 😂 (in my opinion) please upload more videos 🐥🐥
Aage badhate raho
BROO, many comedians suck at maintaining a balance between jokes and offending ppl and ig u did it in an absolutely proper wayy. Loved ur comedyyyy keep it up frrr
last line was so good touched my heart brother😁😁
I have seen your video many times in my recommendation but didn't watched.
Today i finally watched it and trust me i didn't regretted watching it..Man it was funny 😂
You are going amazing..🔥
Love from Jabalpur ❤️
And
9:30 Jokes was 😂🥲😂
Hahaha thanks thanks