Ulfberht? More like OOF-Bear! Josh War Bear Jotunheim Slayer Conan Sword!

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  • čas přidán 25. 07. 2024
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    Josh War Bear is a mad man!
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Komentáře • 49

  • @zenhydra
    @zenhydra Před 3 měsíci +11

    "That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron."

  • @UnsheathedSwordReviews
    @UnsheathedSwordReviews Před 3 měsíci +2

    Alright that shit was funny, I loved angry Kyle cursing on the phone 😂. Well played gentlemen, also that thing is a beast!

  • @FortuneFavoursTheBold
    @FortuneFavoursTheBold Před 3 měsíci +7

    The intro has the 4:3 ratio and the 90s film grain reminding me of those Command & Conquer mission briefs shot in live action back in the days.
    Definitely a mighty object. Definitely a nightmare to grind. Definitely awesome.

    • @dlatrexswords
      @dlatrexswords Před 3 měsíci +1

      “Unit lost. Unit lost.”

    • @FortuneFavoursTheBold
      @FortuneFavoursTheBold Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@dlatrexswords our base is under attack!

    • @alientude
      @alientude  Před 3 měsíci

      @FortuneFavorsTheBold Sadly, it did not go to the one place not corrupted by capitalism.

  • @SterlingArmory
    @SterlingArmory Před 3 měsíci +5

    LOLOL, to be honest we were a little worried you'd throw a shoulder out swinging that thing! Great review! Thanks!! Love the end! lololol

    • @alientude
      @alientude  Před 3 měsíci +1

      Precisely why I dropped it on the target rather than attempting an actual cut!

  • @dlatrexswords
    @dlatrexswords Před 3 měsíci +2

    Now this is the sword content I’ve subscribed for! 😂

  • @RyanSoCal
    @RyanSoCal Před 3 měsíci +3

    HA! What a great way to do an April 1st video. Loved it.

  • @vladimirkovacevic1656
    @vladimirkovacevic1656 Před 3 měsíci +3

    i love this Awesome Ulfberht,hilarious video Kyle

  • @scottmatthews1509
    @scottmatthews1509 Před 3 měsíci +2

    That sword is a LOT of awesome!

  • @othicx
    @othicx Před 3 měsíci +3

    Hahaha, best review ever! Would love to see this kind of vid format even for the more serious regular reviews you do. It was very entertaining. 😂

  • @vladimirkovacevic1656
    @vladimirkovacevic1656 Před 3 měsíci +3

    thats beautiful long sword

  • @rallyl7053
    @rallyl7053 Před 3 měsíci +3

    That intro was hilarious

  • @asa-punkatsouthvinland7145
    @asa-punkatsouthvinland7145 Před 3 měsíci +3

    In this particular case you don't put the sword to the grinding wheel but you take a grinding wheel to the sword.

  • @asa-punkatsouthvinland7145
    @asa-punkatsouthvinland7145 Před 3 měsíci +3

    At least it looks better than some of the clunkers I have! Why do I have clunkers in my collection at all? Some were bad purchases I haven't gotten rid of and others were donations 😂 you know the usual reasons.

  • @kombat.katmartialarts
    @kombat.katmartialarts Před 3 měsíci +1

    I absolutely love this. What a fun conceit for the video haha.
    IDK if anyone remembers when SwordForum Magazine did a deep dive on the problems that would arise with a titanium sword in that TI strength to weight is improved, but strength to volume or whatever is much less good .
    They did a diagram of what a titanium sword might have to look like to have the size and blade profile necessary to match a decent steel sword and it was this giant 2x4 looking sword.
    And I just have to respect Josh being like "2x4 sword is great but actually I want it in steel anyways" ;)

    • @kombat.katmartialarts
      @kombat.katmartialarts Před 3 měsíci

      came for the giant sword,stayed for the small peen jokes

    • @kombat.katmartialarts
      @kombat.katmartialarts Před 3 měsíci

      Holy fuck the tatami explosion sent me. This video only got better and better as yall went on. Well done guys. What a treat

    • @alientude
      @alientude  Před 3 měsíci

      @kombat.katmartialarts Thanks!

  • @asa-punkatsouthvinland7145
    @asa-punkatsouthvinland7145 Před 3 měsíci +4

    The result of using that sword to cut to tatami was it exactly what I expected😅

    • @SterlingArmory
      @SterlingArmory Před 3 měsíci +1

      right!?

    • @asa-punkatsouthvinland7145
      @asa-punkatsouthvinland7145 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@SterlingArmory well almost right I didn't realize tatami had autocorrected to Tomy 😂
      Fixed it not so both my words & the occurrence will be correct now 🤪

  • @Tygrus
    @Tygrus Před 3 měsíci

    This sword is awesome. I was thinking of Buliwyf's Runding which is probably based on Beowulf's Hrunting (though I don't remember it being oversized). I've been eying a few of the copies of Runding that are around on the production market (Fable Blades is a bit more than I'd like to spend right now).

  •  Před 3 měsíci +1

    Happy fools day. I swung that thing at some tatami a few months ago, it will not cut, but it bashes crap pretty well.

    • @alientude
      @alientude  Před 3 měsíci

      At Valley of the Sun? I remember, and actually have a little bit of video of that.

  • @dandragonmc
    @dandragonmc Před 3 měsíci +1

    Funniest intro 😂

  • @Havamal3
    @Havamal3 Před 3 měsíci

    Holy oversized Batman, that thing is stupid. I love it.
    Great April the first video, too.

  • @The_Okami
    @The_Okami Před 3 měsíci

    Good job on the video. Very funny intro

  • @shawnclifford362
    @shawnclifford362 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Wood splitting sword. 🤪☘️

  • @gordon962
    @gordon962 Před 3 měsíci

    What a beast you got there. LOLOLOL.

  • @JiyuKishiParn
    @JiyuKishiParn Před 3 měsíci

    lol Now I'd like to give that thing a try.

  • @FiliiMartis
    @FiliiMartis Před 3 měsíci +1

    That was actually funny! There you go people, step out of your comfort zone. 👍
    Was reviewing a non-sword karma for all the Albion's you got to play with in the last few weeks? I would like to think so. 😏

    • @alientude
      @alientude  Před 3 měsíci +1

      I will take that karmic trade!

  • @Platuse
    @Platuse Před 3 měsíci +1

    lol!!!!! love it !!! where can i get this sword? )))

    • @alientude
      @alientude  Před 3 měsíci +1

      Talk to Josh War-Bear on Facebook: facebook.com/m.joshua.todd

  • @FiliiMartis
    @FiliiMartis Před 3 měsíci

    “That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron.”
    ... those who know, know! 😌

  • @joshuampayne
    @joshuampayne Před 3 měsíci +2

    video game weapon

  • @WhatIfBrigade
    @WhatIfBrigade Před 3 měsíci

    I think that sword belongs to Guts.

  • @WhatIfBrigade
    @WhatIfBrigade Před 3 měsíci

    How much weight could you shave off with aggressive distal taper?

    • @alientude
      @alientude  Před 3 měsíci +1

      Several pounds I imagine. I don't think it would get it into usable range though.

  • @MaaZeus
    @MaaZeus Před 3 měsíci +2

    As dumb as this thing is as a sword, I do like how it looks in general and if this was in a video game I would consider it quite tasteful and good looking weapon that I could believe to be a real sword. Compared to monstrosities you usually see in games.

    • @alientude
      @alientude  Před 3 měsíci

      Agreed. Like I said, there was a lot of intention behind Josh's design here. He knew exactly what he was doing - how to make a sword that's incredibly ridiculous, but looks just right enough to be appropriate in a game.