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  • @nikita_2756
    @nikita_2756 Před 4 lety +1522

    0:52
    “It’s a candied apple but they left the sticker on”
    Sir, that’s a pear.

    • @dismal8294
      @dismal8294 Před 4 lety +15

      r/gof**ktourself
      its a woooosh

    • @giraudy221
      @giraudy221 Před 4 lety +95

      It’s not a whoosh

    • @HolyDarkFire
      @HolyDarkFire Před 4 lety +29

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed his goof

    • @hazelsder8638
      @hazelsder8638 Před 4 lety +22

      Looks like an apple to me 🥴

    • @nikita_2756
      @nikita_2756 Před 4 lety +18

      Hazel Schneider your eyes deceive you

  • @m4xamillion966
    @m4xamillion966 Před 3 lety +511

    2:08 can we also appreciate how there are no walls separating the cubicles either

  • @enderlordskull544
    @enderlordskull544 Před 3 lety +593

    Nobody:
    Damien's laugh: *Wheeze.*

    • @broook3308
      @broook3308 Před 3 lety +3

      Dream as well

    • @mraizawa202
      @mraizawa202 Před 3 lety +5

      @@broook3308 iiluilululululiluiiiluluilululuikîl k lukuiluikiiikuikuikiiiiikuikuikuikuiiiiiiiiikuiiiiiiikuiiiikuiiilulululîllluulkuul mi oiiiluilukluliilululuilulululuklulululuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix

    • @ari-chan7467
      @ari-chan7467 Před 3 lety +4

      @@mraizawa202 How much sleep did you get last night? And how much coffee did you drink Mr. Aizawa? And last question: How’s class 1-A doing? 😂

    • @Caylemmm
      @Caylemmm Před 3 lety +1

      @@ari-chan7467 lmao

    • @Caylemmm
      @Caylemmm Před 3 lety +4

      r/technicallythetruth?

  • @jessicafelton702
    @jessicafelton702 Před 3 lety +318

    3:38 HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS WHO,WAS DRIVING THAT GOOGLE MAPS CAR?!?

  • @BeanieBeanSoup
    @BeanieBeanSoup Před 4 lety +1149

    chicken/bird: *gets absolutely decimated*
    EmKay: *uncontrollable laughter*
    Rat: *gets painted over*
    EmKay: OH NOOOOO POOR BOI

  • @mentalotaku
    @mentalotaku Před 4 lety +5016

    Weed's been legal for almost a year here, everything is higher in Canada

  • @halloweenqueen8286
    @halloweenqueen8286 Před 3 lety +133

    Once my local Burger King had a sign that said "now hiring Carols" it was there for months. Apparently BK only wanted to hire people named Carol.

  • @sebastianevan735
    @sebastianevan735 Před 3 lety +155

    2:02 how have you not noticed there are no barriers between the stalls

  • @astrialnova
    @astrialnova Před 4 lety +228

    Sees animal decimated on the road: "Hahahahaha"
    Sees rat converted in condiment: "awww, oh nooo"

    • @NotSoCrazyNinja
      @NotSoCrazyNinja Před 4 lety +10

      *inserts inappropriate joke here using a different name for a rooster*

    • @MacCadalso
      @MacCadalso Před 4 lety +4

      Banana Phone chicken

    • @MacCadalso
      @MacCadalso Před 4 lety +4

      Banana Phone 😏 pretty inappropriate amiright?

    • @NotSoCrazyNinja
      @NotSoCrazyNinja Před 4 lety +3

      @@MacCadalso lol chicken is not another name for a rooster, but is another name for a hen.

    • @narwaler2898
      @narwaler2898 Před 4 lety +2

      Banana Phone Male chicken?

  • @DraydeeJayick
    @DraydeeJayick Před 4 lety +3387

    Why the chicken cross the road?
    To get crushed by google street view!

  • @AFan-yl4me
    @AFan-yl4me Před 3 lety +89

    0:51 This reminds me of two classmates of mine a few years ago. We were told to make milkshakes, and they decided to do kiwi milkshakes. But they just put the kiwis into the blender peel and all. Yes, the milkshake was full of fur, our teacher even found a sticker.

  • @bellblueee
    @bellblueee Před 3 lety +22

    “Attention, you are not our trollies. Students allowed to take to help you move”

  • @whoknows9385
    @whoknows9385 Před 4 lety +349

    2:30 Love how Damien saw that it was awful, but didn't notice the fan and projector.

  • @uncreative7821
    @uncreative7821 Před 4 lety +2213

    Damien's laugh is funnier than the actual subreddit

  • @RoseTheCat99
    @RoseTheCat99 Před 4 lety +64

    I love his laugh more than the things he's reading or seeing usually

  • @thegoodygames
    @thegoodygames Před 4 lety +37

    10:15 it's like 53,50$, that's Polish currency

  • @dontdieSECond
    @dontdieSECond Před 4 lety +647

    "That's a candied apple" Me: No, that's a chocolate covered pear... isn't it? Am I wrong???

  • @zoomhd9127
    @zoomhd9127 Před 4 lety +484

    Looks at pear with chocolate “thats an apple”😂

    • @kobalt-red5895
      @kobalt-red5895 Před 4 lety +17

      I’ve never heard of a pear with chocolate

    • @joshdavis8832
      @joshdavis8832 Před 4 lety +12

      @@kobalt-red5895 you don't have to have heard of it. thats what it is.

    • @aubreysharp8384
      @aubreysharp8384 Před 4 lety +10

      Green apple

    • @ninimazi459
      @ninimazi459 Před 4 lety +8

      I thought I was a green apple

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Před 4 lety +9

      @@ninimazi459 nope. Bartlett pear. Those little black goosebumps and the slight translucency of the fruit give it away. Looks pretty underripe too.

  • @flafflewaffle
    @flafflewaffle Před 3 lety +31

    Damiens laugh is a combination of a weasel with the flu, an old man that ate too much cheese, and... a Damien

  • @troyklein6379
    @troyklein6379 Před 3 lety +50

    1:08 when your mom says sex is a sin and i want grandchildren in the same sentence

  • @HarmonyHope7534
    @HarmonyHope7534 Před 4 lety +324

    I feel like every not my job is just a malicious compliance we haven't heard the story to.

  • @justfishyy7428
    @justfishyy7428 Před 4 lety +722

    F
    For the chicken that couldn't cross the road

  • @birdbrainshane3993
    @birdbrainshane3993 Před 3 lety +23

    50% of the video is just Damien wheezing

  • @IHateCopperGolems
    @IHateCopperGolems Před 3 lety +16

    0:03
    This is the Eggs and Ennard cutscene from the end of Sister Location

  • @m4ki9h76
    @m4ki9h76 Před 4 lety +261

    11:50 "Lorem Ipsum..." is basically designer's 'sample text', usually found in public template&comissioned template etc...
    Its purpose is to test the fonts used in the text, and those lengthy words definitely help designers to see which fonts is appropriate for their templates.

    • @NOName-yb5jf
      @NOName-yb5jf Před 4 lety +3

      The more you know

    • @spookyboy3076
      @spookyboy3076 Před 4 lety +5

      I remember seeing that for the first time and putting through Google translate, it didn't work

    • @elsav9054
      @elsav9054 Před 4 lety +1

      That is not even lorem ipsum it is itroduction text in lorem ipsum site.

    • @henryfleischer404
      @henryfleischer404 Před 4 lety +1

      Spoopy Boy Yeah it's basically meaningless latin.

    • @OnlyTwoShoes
      @OnlyTwoShoes Před 4 lety +1

      Not only is there sample text, but you have an English only headline with a Spanish only description. So it's a double fail.

  • @VixxieVamp92
    @VixxieVamp92 Před 4 lety +312

    2:00 I have had nightmares about bathrooms like this since I was young.

  • @topazprism77
    @topazprism77 Před 3 lety +8

    13:24 best part is: it's in swedish and the sign literally just says "greek restaurant"

  • @andreacarreon2333
    @andreacarreon2333 Před 3 lety +17

    11:09 I thought it had sound but it was just Damian’s laughter

  • @nicpus6891
    @nicpus6891 Před 4 lety +262

    EmKay seeing a chicken getting absolutely wrecked: DIES OF LAUGHTER.. EmKay seeing a dead rat: NOOOOOOOOOOOO POOR THING :(

    • @fuzya8636
      @fuzya8636 Před 4 lety +11

      To be fair rats are cuter

    • @user-se8jg5ul7e
      @user-se8jg5ul7e Před 4 lety

      @@fuzya8636 why

    • @maxilz9447
      @maxilz9447 Před 4 lety +2

      @Luke Lawrence THEN WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO BEFORE READING THE COMMENTS.

    • @brianzz6443
      @brianzz6443 Před 4 lety +1

      Seeing a dead person: *Laughs so hard he dies and resurrects before dying and resurrecting again*

  • @sinfulwrath666
    @sinfulwrath666 Před 4 lety +548

    I wonder what will happen if Chills and Damien exchange channels for a while. Damien narrating a creepypasta video all happy, while Chills narrates reddit post in his weird voice. I have nothing against his voice though.

    • @theburgernoder2441
      @theburgernoder2441 Před 4 lety +57

      In a dead and monotone voice “Hahaha this fuels me with so much happiness”

    • @toastandbutter7367
      @toastandbutter7367 Před 4 lety +37

      Nah, Damien would do the Chills voice, so everyone would still think it’s Chills, and everyone here would think Damien has started doing the voice for his videos.

    • @owenflanagan6592
      @owenflanagan6592 Před 4 lety +6

      He has a collapsed lung

    • @bigskyfishing9272
      @bigskyfishing9272 Před 4 lety

      TheBurgerNoder tjnjtjjjjtnm

    • @birbtail6814
      @birbtail6814 Před 4 lety

      @@owenflanagan6592 r/uselessfacts,sirOwen

  • @lukagojsina7385
    @lukagojsina7385 Před 3 lety +4

    I like how Damien is sorry for rat in mustard but dies laughing at flattened bird

  • @umbreonesty
    @umbreonesty Před 3 lety +12

    damien's laugh restores my will to live

  • @alphawolfmcmaster
    @alphawolfmcmaster Před 4 lety +256

    1:03 The real life version of leaving floating trees in Minecraft

  • @ThatOneCube
    @ThatOneCube Před 4 lety +526

    Damien: *leaves emkay*
    Everyone: NOOOOOOOO-
    me: i will await your return brother.

    • @aniya4890
      @aniya4890 Před 4 lety +15

      That One Cube wait he left?? why?

    • @AJ-ui2sd
      @AJ-ui2sd Před 4 lety +5

      Yeah why did he leave

    • @ThatOneCube
      @ThatOneCube Před 4 lety +15

      Other matters that life created for damien, they posted an entire video on it

    • @unit0713
      @unit0713 Před 4 lety +12

      That One Cube he created an own channel (damien lee)

    • @_lucas_2066
      @_lucas_2066 Před 4 lety +3

      He back

  • @michakaliszuk7524
    @michakaliszuk7524 Před 3 lety +16

    10:18 it was PLN (That means polish currency) sł basicaly 1$ is around 4.14PLN so it was a normal price.

  • @novatvt8587
    @novatvt8587 Před 3 lety +5

    9:15
    Actually, I have an outlet in my mirror too! It was meant to be there because there is a mirror outlet cover on it so it blends in. So yup, mirror outlets do exist!

  • @FragileJesseLord
    @FragileJesseLord Před 4 lety +337

    “Lorem ipsum dolor...” Is replacement text used by programmers and designers. It is nonsense latin

    • @alir9929
      @alir9929 Před 4 lety +8

      JesseBS2 It’s not exactly “nonsense latin” I mean it makes sense, but you’re right

    • @taik3tsu
      @taik3tsu Před 4 lety +5

      that whole text literally explains what “Lorem ipsum dolor” means but it's in Spanish, it's so weird lol

    • @InBetweenHonor
      @InBetweenHonor Před 4 lety

      Not really sure if it could be called nonsense latin, but it is pig latin. It's usually used as a type of sample text.

    • @cenortheast799
      @cenortheast799 Před 4 lety +1

      @@InBetweenHonor wrong. It's correct latin. I have seen these sentences before where they try to use all letters of the alphabet

    • @ishashka
      @ishashka Před 4 lety +4

      Nope, it's nonsense. It's a fragment of Cicero's De finibus bonum et malorum, but with some letters added, removed, or replaced in order to make it more random. The original text is great, though

  • @glubglub2044
    @glubglub2044 Před 4 lety +225

    3:24 "Why did the chicken cross the road?" *the world will never know*

    • @sleepycodes3816
      @sleepycodes3816 Před 4 lety +8

      Because he was going to KFC for a funeral

    • @pastasalad3940
      @pastasalad3940 Před 4 lety

      Fallout Foxy oof

    • @toastice2465
      @toastice2465 Před 4 lety

      No now the world knows: to get crushed by a google earth car

    • @m0n0x
      @m0n0x Před 4 lety

      fuck this one

    • @felixstone3.14
      @felixstone3.14 Před 4 lety

      Bethany Kessler why did the chicken cro...*BOOM* 🍗🍗🍗

  • @taltzi
    @taltzi Před 4 lety +8

    12:24 for context, tito is an ex-president of the ex-socialist federal republic of yugoslavia and a communist
    (also i just had an "omg i forgot i live in this country called croatia that people on the outside of it know exists" moment)

  • @JrTr_03
    @JrTr_03 Před 4 lety +3

    Lorem ipsum is a sample text for checking how the layout looks without getting distracted by the actual meaning of the text

  • @relirocko8901
    @relirocko8901 Před 4 lety +362

    We all need an episode where damien just speaks in a Chills voice

  • @ilivory974
    @ilivory974 Před 4 lety +237

    When he says “fleur” instead of floor...
    Also F for Brid
    😂

  • @understoodcdp117
    @understoodcdp117 Před 3 lety +16

    3:35 f in the chat for our boi who got ran over by a Google car

  • @phuckingphrog2351
    @phuckingphrog2351 Před 3 lety +2

    4:50 I'm convinced that's its a photo from the future where flying cars really do exist!

  • @gloYthegodking
    @gloYthegodking Před 4 lety +236

    ah, yes. my favourite movie.
    "I, Frankenranken"

  • @atomlightning4954
    @atomlightning4954 Před 3 lety +5

    10:06 fun fact: in Portuguese "dois" means 2

  • @joedad9999
    @joedad9999 Před 3 lety +3

    9:14 "Dude I've never seen an outlet in a mirror thats so fascinating" yeah man, I think there's a reason for that

  • @stevenborck1279
    @stevenborck1279 Před 4 lety +266

    Although many are, not all road lines are taped. Many are still painted.

    • @Firjiwater
      @Firjiwater Před 4 lety +29

      Steven Borck maybe I’m not looking hard enough but I’ve never seen any taped road lines

    • @TheFamine123
      @TheFamine123 Před 4 lety +28

      taped lines are for temporary use, especially with construction zones. that hub cap was painted over though, and that's done by a truck with a sprayer

    • @novacluster5205
      @novacluster5205 Před 4 lety +1

      Firji yeah neither have i but the dude that commented has a good point

    • @stevenborck1279
      @stevenborck1279 Před 4 lety +1

      Firji After looking into I realized that they aren't actually as common as I'd thought. I also saw that they are often times used for bridges as it can handle vibrations from the bridges well.

  • @GooferMcGoofey
    @GooferMcGoofey Před 4 lety +200

    4:45 Looks like when some villages spawn incorrectly and the entrance is just way high up

  • @elliswinnie5270
    @elliswinnie5270 Před 3 lety +2

    0:35 I... is that a candied... pear?

  • @EthanMeatan
    @EthanMeatan Před 3 lety +7

    Lets appreciate how there are no walls in between the cubicals? Cant be the only one who noticed

  • @camo6465
    @camo6465 Před 4 lety +71

    2:30 he didn’t notice that the ceiling fan was blocked by the projector

    • @xaladolokiyo
      @xaladolokiyo Před 4 lety

      omfg I know right I was about to write the same comment

  • @Crush1084
    @Crush1084 Před 4 lety +338

    Man...now I want to see Emkay do a let's play of Stardew Valley

  • @diosdehuecomundo
    @diosdehuecomundo Před rokem

    I feel like Damian loves this video more than anyone else and it's great

  • @TheShatteredone
    @TheShatteredone Před 2 lety +1

    His laugh just kept me laughing the entire time XD just subscribed to him cause I can't get enough this craziness.

  • @4SHL1XX
    @4SHL1XX Před 4 lety +276

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Damien at every single picture: *laughs*

  • @nonother2634
    @nonother2634 Před 4 lety +420

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    He didn't...

  • @GothKiitsune
    @GothKiitsune Před 3 lety +3

    The cheese on the side image reminds me way too much of that one time my mom accidentally said “can I get a single cheese with everything” instead of a cheeseburger at MCDonalds and the guy literally gave her a slice of cheese in a McNugget box

  • @smallbrian8095
    @smallbrian8095 Před 3 lety +3

    10:04 he said "dois" with such a perfect Brazilian accent 😳

  • @ChromaticCluck
    @ChromaticCluck Před 4 lety +303

    4:07 This gives me deja vu. If u played borderlands 2 u know what I’m talking about.

  • @morgana_the_cat
    @morgana_the_cat Před 4 lety +404

    The barber shop sign at 11:19 isn't upside down, its written in Australian

  • @bluezee333
    @bluezee333 Před 3 lety +2

    2:29 I like he does not even notice that the fan is in the way of the projector.

  • @cjlite0210
    @cjlite0210 Před 3 lety +2

    3:45 This locker defying gravity like a Minecraft Block

  • @JimmyJ1nx
    @JimmyJ1nx Před 4 lety +193

    "Looks like the ceiling is about to collapse"
    No mention about how the projector pole is blocking the fan from spinning? Oh okay.

    • @gamegoodgg5240
      @gamegoodgg5240 Před 4 lety +4

      Noone at the end you should’ve said ‘oh emkay’ instead.

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 Před 4 lety +1

      Noone 3:18 Would you like floor 0 or floor 0?"
      Well, I don't know, but I do notice that there's only open doors here at the bottom.

    • @roadkill5655
      @roadkill5655 Před 4 lety

      okay....

  • @charliecooper7458
    @charliecooper7458 Před 4 lety +176

    “This toilet wobbles I’m complaining to the manager”
    -Karen 1973-2019
    RIP Karen

    • @koenigsschwert2452
      @koenigsschwert2452 Před 4 lety +1

      Um ok so karen was unvaccinated apparently

    • @RandomishToons
      @RandomishToons Před 4 lety

      emkay: ahahahhaahahhaahhaahahahahahahahah wheeze hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wwwwwwwhhhhhheeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeee hahahahahhahaah

    • @yabazyabacoffee
      @yabazyabacoffee Před 4 lety +1

      KoenigsSchwert 24 no she fell in the toilet

  • @archeech
    @archeech Před 4 lety +2

    I have ridiculous amounts of nightmares about those bathroom stalls... 😳😫

  • @allyenderman1502
    @allyenderman1502 Před 3 lety +1

    god this subreddit is just pure jury-rigging gold. it makes my lazy broke ass a lot happier

  • @a_unreal_cat
    @a_unreal_cat Před 4 lety +124

    11:50 that's lorem ipsum, sample text in latin (gibberish) used to fill out text frames for previews.

    • @veindinosaur9610
      @veindinosaur9610 Před 4 lety +5

      Ah I see someone else picked up on this lol

    • @YetAnotherGeorgeth
      @YetAnotherGeorgeth Před 4 lety +7

      Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Cras felis augue, condimentum et turpis a, lacinia tempor mi. Sed scelerisque imperdiet mi. Aliquam facilisis nibh ut sollicitudin vehicula. Integer finibus elementum tellus nec fermentum. Nullam euismod suscipit dui, in commodo tortor elementum et. Curabitur ut justo tincidunt, dictum ex et, venenatis felis. Phasellus sit amet enim eget neque facilisis pharetra ut vel enim. Maecenas aliquet neque eget felis tincidunt venenatis. Pellentesque facilisis nulla at quam semper, et consectetur libero pulvinar. Donec odio lacus, commodo id tortor eget, pulvinar condimentum elit. Ut facilisis urna congue ex pulvinar, non ultrices lectus facilisis. Donec ultrices augue justo, non porttitor nulla sollicitudin non. Praesent at porttitor justo.

    • @marioalmada8496
      @marioalmada8496 Před 4 lety +8

      Thats even funnier cause the rest is written in spanish telling us THE LORE of the lorem ipsum, how it was first used in the year 1500 by an unknown pressman who, by the looks of things, managed to write a WHOLE book of sample texts (this last two words have being copied straight from a bad translator from english, meaning in the paper something like "text specimens").

    • @just_a_rock
      @just_a_rock Před 4 lety +3

      @@marioalmada8496
      Oh, that's just absolute Big Mood.

    • @YetAnotherGeorgeth
      @YetAnotherGeorgeth Před 4 lety +1

      @@marioalmada8496 to be fair, I got it off a Lorem ipsum generator which explained the origin so that's cool the sample text explains the origin like that!

  • @blurrycryptid
    @blurrycryptid Před 4 lety +87

    “I’ve been playing a lot of Stardew Valley and that game SLAPS”
    HELL YEAH

  • @helloguys10291
    @helloguys10291 Před rokem +2

    Fun fact: Damien ate 99 pounds of laughing cheese to gain his wheeze powers.

  • @FlamesAndShadows
    @FlamesAndShadows Před 3 lety +1

    I've known a mall bathroom that had the same sheet advising against flushing down paper, lovingly photocopied amidst all the stalls and renewed as needed for years. It had 5 spelling mistakes.

  • @NezzConstantine
    @NezzConstantine Před 4 lety +122

    4:50 Clearly that is for flying cars. They're just prepping for the future.

  • @emth7084
    @emth7084 Před 4 lety +94

    2:10
    when you got stalls
    *BUT YOU AINT GOT WALLS*
    (look closer)

    • @gisellegarcia9757
      @gisellegarcia9757 Před 4 lety

      Wait-

    • @creased4life
      @creased4life Před 4 lety +2

      Well everyone has already seen ya from outside the stall....
      Inside is just a bit more intimate- spring is caring and all that

    • @Vanastar
      @Vanastar Před 4 lety

      How did I not notice that the first time!?

  • @COArSe_D1RTxxx
    @COArSe_D1RTxxx Před 3 lety +3

    11:50 That's Lorem Ipsum, which is used when doing a sample text filler for entire paragraphs.

  • @localnpc69
    @localnpc69 Před 2 lety +1

    Everytime I watch emkay on the TV, my cat comes in and watches with me. Thank you

  • @elliottfoster3901
    @elliottfoster3901 Před 4 lety +65

    at 11:43
    "it is simply the filler text of printers and text files. it has been the standard of text since 1500" when an unknown printer (of the person who works in the printing shop) used a gallery of texts and mixed them in such a way that he managed to make a pound of specimen texts"

    • @Royal2KGaming
      @Royal2KGaming Před 3 lety +2

      Literally all you had to put, was that "Lorem Ipsum is the most common and popular form of generic filler text"

    • @Royal2KGaming
      @Royal2KGaming Před 3 lety

      You didn't have to copy and paste the *_entire_* definition of it from Google or any other place

    • @space__idklmao
      @space__idklmao Před 3 lety +1

      @@Royal2KGaming what OP said is what the text says not the generic Lorem Ipsum text

  • @JoyOfCreativeService
    @JoyOfCreativeService Před 4 lety +116

    My favorite thing about this channel is how Damien is a grown man and he unashamedly still says "Zoo Wee Mama".

    • @cathnorton
      @cathnorton Před 4 lety

      Nørsk1 yeeeeeeeeeeeees a true diary of a wimpy kid

  • @Camphorous
    @Camphorous Před 3 lety +1

    The light bulb inside the lamp is the result of being able to get your tiny hand inside and undo the old burnt out bulb, but not able to get the lid off to actually remove it and put in the new one.

  • @oasis9090
    @oasis9090 Před 3 lety +6

    F for our fallen fowl brother. May he rest in pieces.

  • @Limit19970
    @Limit19970 Před 4 lety +89

    11:45. "Lorem Ipsum" is a common placeholder. Essentially an alternative "Sample Text".

    • @mursuhillo242
      @mursuhillo242 Před 4 lety +2

      It is. And it is also originally wholly in latin. This is an idiotic spaniard / mexican ripoff

    • @shinyscarab2546
      @shinyscarab2546 Před 4 lety

      *lorem ipsum dolore sit amet*
      I once saw that in an institution’s website. It was just the same thing again and again and again. No other text at all. I freaked out cause I thought my computer had a virus or something.

  • @SkyeJulieta
    @SkyeJulieta Před 4 lety +98

    your laugh is so contagious, I'm trying not to laugh out loud at eleven twenty two at night and FAILING

  • @icecrownpoint
    @icecrownpoint Před 3 lety +3

    3:22 You're laughing. He was decimated, and you are laughing.

  • @infiniteplanes5775
    @infiniteplanes5775 Před 3 lety +1

    What’s going through the minds of these people? The odd questions that appear in the “I bet he’s thinking about other women” meme template. They probably started doing a task on autopilot, and started thinking. By the time the question or task is resolved, they can’t be bothered to redo the whole thing

  • @overlycautiousstrategist3647

    "Throw things at unsuspecting passengers"
    Random guy in my room: "how dare you suggest that"
    Me: "no no, he's got a point"

  • @jnurse24
    @jnurse24 Před 4 lety +183

    "You lazy sack of crap"
    I laughed so hard at this

    • @SalahEddineH
      @SalahEddineH Před 4 lety +3

      Unrelated info: Those stickers are actually edible, because of multiple regulations, even the glue used to hold them is food grade. Because of course thousands of people are going to mistakenly eat those stickers.
      But yeah, that line killed me too.

    • @jessescofield1466
      @jessescofield1466 Před 4 lety

      so did i

  • @Sn1p3d._
    @Sn1p3d._ Před 4 lety +1

    Are we just gonna ignore how good the chills impression was

  • @applestrudelgirl
    @applestrudelgirl Před 3 lety +1

    damien makes the funniest videos. hearing his laugh is the closest i've been to a religious experi

  • @Crashburn1313
    @Crashburn1313 Před 4 lety +130

    I will never be comfortable with how Damien says available still lol

    • @illmannered1
      @illmannered1 Před 4 lety +2

      Came here to say this. How does one even approach adulthood without this ever being corrected? Like did his parents mispronounce it too, or were they just like "you know he's special, he'll never be able to unlearn it, don't even bother."?

    • @Crashburn1313
      @Crashburn1313 Před 4 lety +1

      @@illmannered1 Something tells me it is too nuance, so nobody could be bothered. Plus it is Damien, he would just go 'Eh, whateva.'

    • @Crashburn1313
      @Crashburn1313 Před 4 lety

      @@t-tom4821 Unavailuabule

    • @illmannered1
      @illmannered1 Před 4 lety

      @@Crashburn1313 unavellyable

  • @randomstuff6332
    @randomstuff6332 Před 4 lety +103

    11:48 Loren Ipsum is common wall of text of random Latin phrases which is used to test how different fonts look.

    • @wiktoriasomczewska8716
      @wiktoriasomczewska8716 Před 4 lety

      Such a genius...

    • @gabano1311
      @gabano1311 Před 4 lety

      Damn he smart

    • @alecity4877
      @alecity4877 Před 4 lety +3

      it says "the filling text" every time after saying Loren Ipsum. Also it has bad grammar in the part that's not a sample text down there, making the other part of the text incomprehensable.

    • @mintshell1076
      @mintshell1076 Před 4 lety +2

      It’s also used in graphic design for text that should look like something is actually written there, but it doesn’t need to be read. Best example is if you’re watching a movie and someone reads a magazine/newspaper, look at the side articles and usually they’ll be Lorem ipsum

  • @XaidynPinckney
    @XaidynPinckney Před 2 lety

    Damien's laugh is a back-to-back move in tetris

  • @Kiwisill
    @Kiwisill Před 2 lety

    Damien’s the dude who’s laugh that’s funnier that his jokes

  • @oliviariley3756
    @oliviariley3756 Před 4 lety +162

    0:51 hate to break it to you but that’s a pear my guy

    • @kevin4061
      @kevin4061 Před 4 lety +6

      You fell for his trap.

    • @connortheandroidsentbycybe7740
      @connortheandroidsentbycybe7740 Před 4 lety +3

      T H E P O I N T S T I L L S T A N D S

    • @gyranos716
      @gyranos716 Před 4 lety +3

      I knew something was off when I looked at it!

    • @randomperson3601
      @randomperson3601 Před 4 lety +2

      *You* get a Trap! *YOU* get a Trap!* *EVERYBODY GETS A TRAP*
      “Wait no that’s not what-“
      “T R A P”

    • @kevin4061
      @kevin4061 Před 4 lety

      @@zbuilder4664 I admit I have thought about cross playing Lina Inverse.

  • @mr.flipflop2603
    @mr.flipflop2603 Před 4 lety +129

    0:00 they are warning us about thanos snapping his fingers :D

    • @EstoniaEnthusiast
      @EstoniaEnthusiast Před 4 lety +1

      Mr. FlipFlop I know this is a joke, (please no r/woooosh) but I think it’s trying to say a warning about smoking, because the stick at the bottom left is what is smoking and all the spots are smoke and the human thing is having the smoke go into the lungs, (sorry for the bad English, even though English is my first language I just took a allnighter and I can’t think straight)

    • @mr.flipflop2603
      @mr.flipflop2603 Před 4 lety +1

      I know it’s a warning about smoking I just wanted to make a joke out of it

    • @Kyuupaw
      @Kyuupaw Před 3 lety +1

      I can see someone writing an r/woooosh but I'm not gonna cuz I'm not that mad lad

    • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
      @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 Před 3 lety

      r/wosh

    • @afterglow7984
      @afterglow7984 Před 3 lety

      Or its some portal jel crap

  • @XxTWMLxX
    @XxTWMLxX Před 3 lety +1

    5:31 as a grocery store worker I can confirm that's exactly what is going on here... happens a lot with these big companies. Gotta pinch those pennies

  • @DJFLDJFL
    @DJFLDJFL Před rokem +1

    3:22
    "why did the chicken cross the road?"
    "... he didn't"

  • @iosifhreceniuc5946
    @iosifhreceniuc5946 Před 4 lety +340

    Elon Musk: sees a dead deer and laughs his ass off
    Damien:sees chicken run over by google maps car
    *Hehe..hehehahahahaHAH...oh SWEET JE...hahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...* *wheeze*
    You laughed too. He makes the world laugh.

  • @luanemedeiros8296
    @luanemedeiros8296 Před 4 lety +108

    "Every time I think about Burger King, I think about it in Chills' voice"
    Yea, makes sense

    • @daddyvin_vin9453
      @daddyvin_vin9453 Před 4 lety +1

      It's the burger king foot lettuce meme

    • @M4SOPMODII
      @M4SOPMODII Před 4 lety +2

      I always think about that one messed up sign that said Kurger Bing

  • @5wans
    @5wans Před 3 lety

    PLEASE I NEED MORE DAMIEN CHILLS VOIIIIICE

  • @ThatZebruhGuy
    @ThatZebruhGuy Před 3 lety

    Dude the fact you mentioned Chills kills me, I watched another video you are in Damien and I swear you said something and it sounded just like Chills lmao.

  • @SPDAnjingplayer
    @SPDAnjingplayer Před 4 lety +87

    the duck/chicken died a hero, he shall live in our hearts
    F