ONLY THE PUREST MAY MOUNT ME
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You must be this pure to ride the Pegasus ☝️
This is an animated D&D/Fantasy parody!
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Music Credits:
"Arcadia" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
"Supernatural" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
"8bit Dungeon Boss" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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#dnd #animated - Krátké a kreslené filmy
I like thinking that barbarian witnessed the whole scene but chose not to interrupt
No thats absolutely canon. He would.
He's no longer chaotic good 😂
@@flamespear86 when was he EVER chaotic good?
He had to wait for their guard to be down
I'm almost sure he was just vibing to heavy metal in the background waiting for a moment. moved when pegasus down
For those wondering why the barbarian was able to ride the Pegasus is because his heart is filled with pure rage
vegeta
@@claytonpellow4767 I DIDN'T CARE ANYMORE
Kind of like Harm, a minor DC villain who got ahold of a magical sword only the pure of heart could wield, but realized he could never be pure good. So he decided to murder his own little sister who he looked after in order for the sword to recognize him as pure evil.
Seems like an allegory for how incels are created
Doesnt matter how many things she asks you to do for her or change about yourself, she's gonna end up with someone hotter and more powerful because thats the way things are
Then you're left a broken visage of your former self having given everything up for her, which she then left with...
Moral of the story is you SHOULDNT change yourself for others, all that does is allow others to use you
But also be wary of gold digging scum that wants you to 'improve' so they can continue to be dogshit human beings
Nah, its because hes a chad.
Rules are for good guys, Chads follow their own rules only.
The "PUUUURE" had Meatcanyon vibes all over it.
I literally checked the video to see if it was meat canyon at that point lol
@@hazelolive7895 "It's a pious duty to bring love to the unloved...."
right? I was thinking that same thing
if its not meatcanyon sure ist a perfect imitation
@@shysensuon maybe its one of those situation aliases like what stephen king did just to see if fans loved his art or just the fact he was stephen king
This is a good example of the sunk cost fallacy. If the peagus had told him all the requirements from the beginning he would have no interest in riding him
And psychology: The more you say yes, the more you're willing to say yes 😂
@@terrenceduarte5348 it is quite educational!
I like that there is a legitimate important lesson in this 3 minute youtube cartoon.
@@eiyukabe yeah, always ask what the price is before agreeing to anything.
@@johnedwards4337 the price, the whole price, and nothing but the price
THE VEINS ON THE HORN I CAN'T-
Hahahahahahhaa true
hey don't kink shame the noble steed
Citing another unicorn:
"A unicorn is just a horse that is a little more horny than usual"
Like a mars bar
Jealous?
Deeply concerned that the unicorn insisted on saying "mount"
Was "ride" any better
That's an alicorn, not a unicorn.
Is that a purely sexual word to you? Evolve.
And the pulsating human skin colour horn 😂
Was waiting the entire time for things to get sexual…
I wasn't ready for the pulsating horn
It's HORNy
The horn is ready for you though 😊
There wasn't anyone who was.
It's like veiny dog, but a horn.
really? i felt like that's what the whole skit was building up to.
that creepy pegasus enjoyed it way too much for my comfort.
Can agree
Safe to say the pegasus was planning a different kind of mounting.
The pegasus said "fair maidens", so maidens who are unfair are totally a-ok
Don’t forget dudes.. and the Pegasus himself 😏
Also, doesn't "maiden" entails a virgin in the first place ?
He only said to bed "fair maidens" is a sin, but the oath was to bed "maidens none". Poor guy can't even go for the ugly ones.
@@Urb4nN0rdfemboy time
The men department still open tho 😳
I like how we all know, deep down inside, they showed that one shot of the pegasus holding up a finger instead of a hoof, just to mess with us.
*ONE* ☝️🐴
lol I did hold a finger the same when when I saw it
"Haha, one!!" - Sonic the Hedgehog
@@LogiBearStudios "Haha, reference"
Did you miss the veins on the horn soon afterwards?
The pegasus was smart to get the “no killing” vow done first because I would have murderous intent by the “no alcohol” part.
This is why you never make oaths with magic horse things in the woods.
The Pegasus was engaging in foreplay with the knight. The barbarian did not.
@@blenderbanana haha 😆
Her and the badboy went for a wild ride while the goodguy jumping through hoops to pass her tests found himself alone again.
@@lighthawkgames5805 At least he's not an incel anymore. He's a volcel. That's a good enough outcome
When you know how to use your hands, sometimes foreplay is very quick indeed. Especially when employing a fluffer for pre-play.
@@fungustheclown666 Spoken like a true Caped Crusader.
The unicorn is enjoying this purity a bit too much.
I'll be honest, I though he was gonna fuck the unicorn
It is not a unicorn it is a pegasus you FOOL!
It's the only way it can get off
the ground.
The barbarian is a pure expression of horny badassery. The Paladin is impure because he goes against his own nature.
Like Christian priests. Or those other incels would like to get it only with a virgin.
Just realized this video was a sequel to the previous one "Chivalrous Paladin"
- He cannot bed nor masturbate (he doesn't have the lock in the beginning of the video)
- He cannot kill (he has a code)
- He cannot drink alcohol (that's why he asks for milk)
just commented this as well also the barbarian has ride a pegasus in the achevos list.
This is totally accurate, except for that I think you meant to say prequel. This one predates the original video about the Chivalrous Paladin.
Prequel
Dude became Mormon for nothing.
@@blurrypotato4573 Hey man that hurts.
Someone was about to get mounted alright, I just don't think it was the Pegasus 💀
WHY DOES THAT UNICORN GIVE OFF MEAT CANYON/ GREASY TALES VIBES?! D:
yeah i almost forgot which channel i was watching the way he said "PURE"
@rinhatsuyuki7090 I Know Right?!
@@soham3025I mean the way the horn got all extra veiny didn’t really help matters
also that sneako vs charlie reference with the lock on his pants
Horse fingers , maybe??
Gonna point out that the Pegasus only said he can’t bed *MAIDENS*
If they’re not a maiden they’re fair game. Remember, it’s not gay if you high-five afterwards.
The pegasus is also not a maiden...
@@noskalborg723 Well it can talk so I’d say it can give consent. Roll to seduce I suppose!
Tbf, maiden refers to an unmarried woman. Knight here just needs to get married first, and he's all clear.
@@TriggeredFiendso he can bed married women
@@TriggeredFiendwith the way it's horn was throbbing I'm thinking Pegasus wanted to bed him... Which would be perfectly pure since he isn't a maiden either...
The Pegasus’ facial expressions, the VOICE, the stomp, “mount”, the shame, the knight’s sniffling, everything perfect just perfect
The barbarian saved this poor knight from becoming that pegasus's personal fleshlight
The CHAD Barbarian VS the Virgin Knight.
More like the Incel Paladin.
@@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagementdon’t be incel, just say no
@@Reg_The_Galah
What.
@@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement 🤫
@@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement you don't wanna know, just say no
The Paladin is going to need a remove curse of the highest level he can get to get rid of all that magical legalism, I’d bet he would not.
I think there's a D&D rule where it's not a curse if you were fully in on it
Edit: Nevermind. Although this would make for a funny homebrew rule.
@@Bruhtatochip742so he's fuc- ... fuddled.
@@Bruhtatochip742 There is no such rule. A curse is a specific classification of effect; a curse doesn't stop being a curse if you agreed to it beforehand. Even if this weren't the case, the abjurations which break curses generally also get rid of other permanent magical effects, even if they're "instantaneous" effects which normally can't be dispelled. The nitty-gritty details vary between editions (things basically became more strictly defined with time as the systems became more organized and the corebooks covered more topics), but this is fundamentally how it's worked since AD&D.
@@Bruhtatochip742 So what is the solution? (DnD newbie here 🖐️)
@@shinucat6173greater restoration
the "i give it out to passerby's but youll have to wait and put a ring on it" vibe 😂
NAH THIS IS ACTUALLY SUCH A GOOD IDEA FOR A DND CHARACTER-
absolutely hilarious, amazing animation
Was the Pegasus expecting him to sit on his back or sit on his forehead?! Why was his horn THROBBING!!!!!!? #weneedtoknow
why does this remind me of that horse from robot chicken
#don'taskquestionsyoudon'twanttheanswerto
You need not know!
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
To answer this would be to become unpure, and I already swore an oath
Some say that the pegasus' horn grew three sizes that day.
That's actually pretty average.
🚬😎
This slays me
Mine sure did when i saw that
A truly horny and purest of the highest caliber.
2:12 *Knowingly stares*
Love the way you say "Mount Mayy"
Barb gonna get that blackout on his bingo card one way or another.
He's gonna have to track down that giant in order to really go full on insaneo style, though!
To Maze the Lady of Pain... that bingo card better be worth at least 50 gold.
I thought it was going to peg his asus.
It may have aimed to do that later. Either that or spew horn magic all over the forest.
Hey he didn’t say that was against the Pegasus oath 😏
Not his ASUS Republic of Gamers gaming laptop! D:
0:50 “oh boi i can’t wait to ride a pegases”
Voicing the pegasus must be fun af
Come to think of it, the barbarian DID meet the criteria. 1) We didnt see him kill anyone, only maim, but no actual kill in video. 2) He ignored all the treasure in genie cave. 3) Its possible he never laid with anyone, it wasnt in any video. 4) He never cursed, not even when genie "tricked him". 5) We didnt see him drink alcohol either.
He killed the genie after he wished for death.
@@Fancysaurus no, we only saw him assaulting the genie. We didnt see an actual kill.
@@Fancysaurus that's just granting a wish. KEK
The Platinum Rule supersedes all other rules.
@@noskalborg723 Per the unicorn, to grant a wish for death is still to sin
He's only a mermaid away from another bingo. What an absolute legend.
Or a Dryad Dining Set.
No he's going for blackout bingo
@@blackwing3629That's very in tune to his character lol
Pegasus might need some purity too 💀
Moral of the story: secure the goods before you pay in full.
More like - "She will make you jump through endless hoops while Chad or Tyrone won't even have to make an effort." 😂
No wonder I always f**king hated unicorns. 😂
I FUKIN KNEW THE BARBARIAN WAS GONNA DO THAT. His heart is pure, unadulterated, badass.
Nods in Vegeta
@@noskalborg723 dang it you beat me to it, bravo
It definitely isn't pure, it just doesn't respect consent lol
@@mergenocideHe's American, confirmed.
@@MammalianCreature 😐
Bro, wrong comments' section. Just DON'T.
I could argue about this hard and even validate some of your beef. But this channel is about fun, so DON'T (even though i want to)
The paladin just dodged a bullet. A long and hard veiny horn, I mean.
The Magic seem Binding so he MAY have been already been hit with Multiple Bullets :x
Him trying to curse as the unicorn flies away leaves a potential implication that the bindings will remain
it's their mouths that freaks me tf out
2:32 Papa Meat?!
That Unicorn was so cursed anyways and the Barbarian came to save the Day!
Truly a hero
@DungeonSoup The hero we need *and* deserve.
it was a mimic
source: hand
The lack of a heart on your comment seems to disagree... But it's still funny.
I believe you.
@@noskalborg723 Someone else got one for saying it's cursed for the same reason. Maybe it's semantics or just missed.
@@ProctorSilex but they didn't claim it is a mimic.
2:26 wait how is bro supposed to piss now 💀
Translation: She tells the good guy he has to change his ways but lets the next dude hit it, no questions asked LOL
This Pegasus made me so uncomfortable with every passing sentence... This is just great! And the Ending with the Chad Barbarian was just fabulous.
Man, that neigh is so freaking sus😂😂
1:48 Oh god this is cursed, the pegasus has human hand with 4 fingers
i totally missed that
I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice that and be haunted by it.
Wow, I missed that. It didn't even register with me. Are his hooves shoes then?
Right! As soon as I saw it, totally thrown off. Where's the arm... WHERE'S THE ARM?!
@burtonmoore996
Right. These are important questions. Possibly with weird implications. 🤔
Now he has to get hobbies like a well adjusted person. Truly a nightmare.
1:31 I had a fucking laughing seizure from watching this.
Fking died at the barbarian coming in all his glorious splendor
And the slaps really were the cherry on top of the cake
andrew tates
He could still bed the unicorn... no one said that couldnt happen 💀
Or maidens that were not fair, or dudes. Only maidens fair are off the table
I got the feeling that the Pegasus particularly wanted to bed the paladin
Hell yeah brother
No no, not bed, MOUNT
This is how good girls change guys , and then run off with bad guys
That horses mouth and teeth got me.
A unicorn has a horn. a Pegasus has wings. An Alicorn has both.
Finally someone pointed this out
Was looking for this comment before I made it myself.
Times like this make me realise that not everyone is as into fantasy (being a huge nerd) as we are.
@@MisanthropicOcellus not into fantasy but I know alicorns because of MLP
What if I suggested to you that what you saw to be a horn may not have been?
I had to promise to do the opposite things to ride my friend's mule.
lawl
Ngl that's kinda lame. I expected you to do that for riding a bicorn
@@user-ee6lk1pb6w bicorn is just a bipolar unicorn
Compa Mexicano? 🫏
@@user-ee6lk1pb6w That's a load of bull.
It teaches a lot actually. Purity is not paid back in this world.
This is possibly the best free cartoon content on yt
That's an oddly veiny horn, he's got there
Wait a ducking minute!?!? Is this the chivalrous paladin origins?!?!
It is indeed
@@DungeonSoup lol and here I thought he was just a really good guy🥲
@@mysteriousmister.e3209isn't he a good guy?
@@RediTtora-sx1hb he is now, but this shows that he took on all those oaths just to ride the Pegasus and he even hesitated at some of the oaths instead saying yes right off the bat, like a good paladin would😢
@@mysteriousmister.e3209 well to begin with so I mean the things the Pegasus demanded aren't necessarily good, just because they said they were
When the Pegasus said "Pureeee", I thought this was a MeatCanyon vid.
I like how the unicorn had the same voice and speech cadence as the ones in gravity falls lol.
Just when I thought it was over, our Hero swoops in and grabs his prize.
2:43, closed captions, *THE TORTURED SCREAMS OF SWEET JUSTICE*
OMG rofl
Bruh dude "pegasus" more like "mega-sus" lmaoooooo
The knight reminds me of the incel teenager from Monster Labs.
I really like how the promises work.
I was running a game, one of the players was a war cleric. He was also an asshole who charged anyone for anything he did, he charged his own party members for healing and once caused a Father and Son NPC die due to his sheer greed.
So they are all high level and I like to make it rain so the entire party was decked out in magical trinkets. They wanted to do the Tomb of Horrors.
The war cleric managed to escape alive, but completely naked. I informed him he couldn't cast any class specific spells until he got his holy symbol back.
Going to the church he had to pray to his God and I informed him the God was displeased with his acts of greed. That the player's holy icon would be restored, along with their power after they promised to pay a tithing of 10% of anything he found to the church.
Now that player has a curse that automatically takes 10% of anything of value he finds. Oh, also his new holy symbol was made out of solid platinum just to rub salt in the wound.
This is great, players need to understand that acting shitty has consequences!
So you made him 10% more greedy?
If only it really worked like this
I lost my s**t when the barbarian jumped out. There was no way that could have ended better.
Well belive it or not i May think we Dodged a bullet there !
That barbarian didn't need no permission he just takes.
That was funny as sh.. shenanigans. The slap drove it home with perfection.
Pegasus chastity belt, one of an oath. Being an Oathbreaker paladin looking pretty good about now.
I bet that belt doesn’t reach all the way back. There are ways of losing one’s virginity u know… the Pegasus obviously knows! 🦄
Pegasus mount DONE
Probably a few more vidjas before we get mermaid mount.
i can't wait for the goblin centipede video
*Slowly blinks as rage intensifies* 🤣🤣 God, that's relatable lmao
Why were there veins on the horn....i think the barbarian unintentionally saved him💀
One of my favorite creatures posting, love to see it.
Meant to say creators, but this works too.
Barbarian strikes again!
That man is a bit too willing to give up everything and anything to ride that Pegasus.
He could just go and buy a potion of flying like the rest of us. xD
no the horse having hooves and fingers on the same legs🤣🤣
1:49 I always knew pegasus had fingers!
This is a prequel to the paladin's first video, oh my god. The chastity belt gets put on him here! The lore is insane!
Wow, that explains how his character became what he is now!
All he needs is a Mermaid mount to get the top row on his cheevos.
And one more time, the Barbarian out of nowhere does it again, imposing his bravado and gigachad demeanor...
My wife is crying here laughing with that ending, great job guys, keep going
Glad you guys liked it!
1:53 Uh the hand? Where the fuck is hiding that?
We all learned a valuable lesson today
"To take life is sin!"
Stupid pegasus.
No maidens? Well, maidens are unmarried women, Paladin's got a loophole. Lots of loopholes, really. Married women, divorced women, widows...
That ending caught me so off guard lol, the Paladin and Barbarian would make an interesting team!
Simp Knight will journey to the Barbarian Camp and will find all the bandits taking turns riding his mount. 😢
that last meatcanyan-esque PYUUUUUUURE. guh i can't. 😱😭💀😂
i really wasn't sure if pegasus would be like 'mount me from behind', 'now we're married', or if that horn was gonna.... god knows what.
2:39 that horn 💀
The barbarian debatably the most pure one here, made no empty promises and just wanted to ride the pretty pony.
-ignore the 3 slaps.-
Was this a nice guys finish last metaphor? 🤣
The definition of the sunk cost fallacy
The Chad Barbarian vs The literal (and now forever ) Virgin Knight.
😂
published 33 seconds ago and on my YT front page - niceeeee
You can be a simp or you can be savage. The results are thus!
That barbarian want that BINGO
And he can't even kill himself
Welp
I mean... Suicide by boss monster.
Don't be a SIMP.
A barbarian will mount your pegasus.
The unicorn 🦄😂😂😂😂😂😂
Alicorn
I don't think that Alicorn meant Mount on their Back with their Horn doing...that-💀
Pegasus held up a finger and I'm fukn rolling