If you voted against Trump in 2020, you better get out there and vote against the 2022 midterm candidates who support him! Trump may not be on the ballot but Trumpism will be. 🇺🇸 *VOTE BLUE IN '22!* 🇺🇸
I wanted to say that him declassifying the documents using telepathy is the stupidest thing Donald Trump could ever possibly say, but I'm pretty sure I'll be proven wrong tomorrow.
trump is having a nervous breakdown, just like he did in the 80s after pissing away all his money. he had to go see a shrink cause he was afraid he had to get a job. he's a waste of life
Wait a minute here. He took some documents to his home which is something he should not have done. And he never hid the fact he had them, even giving many of them up when asked. No one was shown them so far as we know. How does that make him a traitor?
Its beyond comprehension how anyone can listen to Trump and support this man in anything let alone President of the US. He sounds absoutely insane... and he was a sitting president.. like is this actually real?
nope. He hasnt committed any crimes seeing as he has never been hand cuffed in his life...... Unlike Joe Biden who got locked up marching with Nelson Mendelian. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@retroguy9494 Did Joe incite riots??.....did he declassify documents using special powers???....did he laugh at people weraing masks during the pandemia??....does Joe love diktators??....does your hate for Biden makes you love Trump??? or just you love idiots
@bryson west- Normal rational people are thinking how the F$$k did we end up with this current socialist administration. I don't expect a dem or lib to entertain rational thoughts or the truth.
And in their minds, Trump's lawyers just quit! It makes me so depressed to think that millions of my fellow citizens will line up to vote for this man once again!
@@spider-man4460 Come on man! That was mostly peaceful. Only 35 people were murdered, 2000 cops injured and 2 billion dollars in damage. Now the unarmed INSURRECTION had broken windows and cuts and bruises. How dare you!!😂😂😂😂
@@putangclan9265 Bro, every leader has done something wrong or made a mistake... only reason it is talked about more is because they have cameras on them all the time, and people trying to "cancel" them. You've defiantly tripped before..
Failing to understand that politics is a participatory sport. Can't sit on the sidelines and expect them to read your mind ... Have to be up in their grill all the time, write, call, email, visit local offices, write letters to the editor, flood their fax machines, demonstrate outside their offices, camp in their ditches, organize, organize, organize.
He did say you can grab 'em by the p**sy. When you're a star they let you do it. I guess when you're president you can pretty much do any damn thing you want. Too bad president Nixon did not know that, he could have stayed in office
Perfectly said. That's how it is eh. Sickening he was Pres of the US. Only narcissists like other narcissists and can tolerate them, what does that say about humanity
Glad you're back thank you for helping us all through the strange times, can't help but wish we didn't ever hear that awful creatures name or hear his voice or any of his cohorts.
"The FBI planted evidence, then he demanded the FBI give back the evidence they planted" I knew he asked for them back, but those two side by side never clicked for me till just now. Man that's good.
I asked a Trump supporter after Donald Trump said the documents were planted that he also said he declassified the documents and I asked him which is it. Were the documents declassified or were they planted? And he said they are both
When he pulled out the inject bleach line I turned to my friend and said we will never live long enough to hear a dumber thing ever said by a president, I think I was wrong. Wtf he really said that and Hanity nodded and smiled like a puppet, unbelievable!
Eric has a charity? Weren't they forced to take classes after their fraudulent charity was exposed, and forbidden from ever running one ever again? Did she just admit that he violated that agreement?
@@MeaghanTamara Donald Trump And His Crime Family steals Million From Their 8 Different Charities, One From st.jude Children Cancer Research Hospital, Money For Dying Babies With Deadly Cancer, They Took The Money For Themselves.
The sad thing is the United States does not have a justice system. It has a legal system. It's not really about determining who's wrong and right it's about winning cases
there is a higher justice we cannot escape. I am sure he does not have 9 lives and every dog has its day the longest rope will come to an end. PATIENCE PEOPLE
Donald: I declare them, DECLASSIFIED!! Oscar: You can't just say "declassified" and expect something to happen. Donald: I didn't just say it, I declared it.
We are laughing at the former guy's idiocy, but our allies (and enemies) are watching this incredulity. Who said the world wouldn't be laughing at us anymore
If you can;t shut Trump up, it continues but the comedy parodies on Trump are worthy though, full on belly laughs. Presidents and PM's are all mouthpieces (scapegoats) for the so called advisers, big business and the military who really run the country. Trump musta been a headache for them, he's a loose cannon for sure
And in his very tiny,limited brain ,he thinks the president could do whatever he wants, we know he never read the constitution, but still this bubble heads should educate him .😂
They know he's not mentally right the man can barely read off a teleprompter elder abuse the Democrats should be ashamed of themselves what they're doing to Joe you're right there should be an intervention
And you know he's a sleazeball, 'cause he declassified your precious documents with his mind. (I hereby release this meme to whoever can fill it out to a full parody)
You know what a corrupt media does? Ignore the sitting president and focus on old ones while the country is being torn apart. Create more division through lies and sophistry, and gaslight half of the country at all times.
Don't know about the U.S. but here the fact that you did not know something was a crime is no defense whatsoever. Hope this applies there as well. Then again Trump would be behind bars over here, already. Dude could fly to Russia any moment, private jets and cruise ships, how difficult would it be? Ankle bracelet is the very least your DOJ should do...
For the first time in my entire life, I actually found myself unconsciously scratching my head when he said the telepathy part. I'm 40. In those 40 years, until now, I have never heard something so utterly, confoundingly and completely stupid that I bent my head down and started scratching it without realizing what I was doing.
Can we just FAST fwd to the part where the prosecutor says "Your Honor, we the people of the United States have good reason to suspect the defendant is not fit to stand trial. We therefore request that he be administered - in the most highly professional manner possible - a complete and thorough psychiatric evalualtion."
Ya know....I hadn't thought of that happening but it may be the best course. He's so deluded he thinks he really won't be prosecuted regarding this. Unbelievable because, for sure they are prosecuting this slam dunk case. Guaranteed!! He will be so SHOCKED and never see it coming. That's a serious mental delusion.
Exactly what I thought! Too bad it didn't work on FBI , oh I forgot he wasn't there in person so he couldn't think as they passed by him " There's nothing to see here" LOL!
It’s incomprehensible how he could get away with it - if I were to take some information from the hospital, I would be reported to the authorities and be fired immediately.
Honey, if Top Secret docs can be declassified with the mind, how much easier do you think it is for HIPAA?? Just walk right out with a bunch of patient records. And if you get in trouble, hire Rudy, I think his schedule's got some openings....
Does anyone else still look at Jimmy as the “new guy” in late night? Maybe it’s because he wasn’t one of my favorites and I still have a small hangup, but I’ve grown to really like his delivery.
Can you imagine the special master if his lawyers said “he declassified them in his thoughts” 😆😆😆😆. But also, declassified documents still belong in the archives and are not personal property.
There is a process to declassify, if that is not followed they are still classified. No former president is allowed to remove those documents, it is illegal. And it is a misconception that Declassification makes those documents safe for public domain. It does not, you can read a declassified document, but to all of those without top secret clearance the sensitive information is redacted. Essentially this guy stole classified documents. It is a potentially treasonous act, as we do not yet to know the intent of taking these documents, nor do we know who may have viewed them in the 2 years since Trump left office.
Duh...that's why the FBI waited for him to be gone so he couldn't do that. His mind powers are toooooo strong for them. Send $$$$.….he needs it to power his powers what with all these attacks.
It's already been determined that it was a fake children's charity and the trumps pocketed every dime and then were legally banned from running another charity. This was before! the 2016 election and the numb skulls still voted for him. I lost so much faith in my fellow Americans that year and the years that have followed.
your telling me.... You saw Joe Biden get LOST on stage after giving that speech the other day?? ROFL. How do you get LOST on stage!?!? Lol, just like when he went to shake hands with the invisible person on stage next to him. LMFAO
I love it! If he can "think" a document into "classification" then certainly he can do as Anthony did on the twilight zone, by "thinking" Hillary into the cornfield 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If you voted against Trump in 2020, you better get out there and vote against the 2022 midterm candidates who support him! Trump may not be on the ballot but Trumpism will be.
🇺🇸 *VOTE BLUE IN '22!* 🇺🇸
Count on every republican who loses in the mid terms to claim it was rigged!!, just like Palin just cried about ranked choice voting!
Yes!!!! This this this this this!!!
Yep agreed. I refused to vote for any Republican until all the Trumpism are drained from this era.
And remember to get your booster.
@@MehMehMeh757 Are you kissing trump's?
I wanted to say that him declassifying the documents using telepathy is the stupidest thing Donald Trump could ever possibly say, but I'm pretty sure I'll be proven wrong tomorrow.
🤣🤣🤣 probably so
😂😂😂no doubt
They took his will....his will to live.
I dunno, that injecting clorox during covid was pretty stupid!
Never underestimate the stupidity of the Donald.
Well how about we all just “think” him into jail!😂😂😂😂
Let's try really hard, until it's done!
Okay. Just as long as we also 'think' Hillary to be there as his cellmate because SHE did it too and nothing happened to her.
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Thats why he's not in jail...we haven't been thinking about it hard enough!!!
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Justice getting very close and he looks sicker day by day. Traitors need to be held accountable, even if insane.
trump is having a nervous breakdown, just like he did in the 80s after pissing away all his money. he had to go see a shrink cause he was afraid he had to get a job. he's a waste of life
Like Biden and his Crackhead Son ?
That would be Obiden, and Hildabeast!
@@peggyivey5828 yall maga trumpers is so delusional
Wait a minute here. He took some documents to his home which is something he should not have done. And he never hid the fact he had them, even giving many of them up when asked. No one was shown them so far as we know. How does that make him a traitor?
Its beyond comprehension how anyone can listen to Trump and support this man in anything let alone President of the US. He sounds absoutely insane... and he was a sitting president.. like is this actually real?
I honestly felt like I was in a twilight zone episode when he got elected.
@@mattlol163 u need to get a life magamaniac
Right, this is a good episode of Saturday night life at best cuz what??!!! What are you even saying sir?
@@mattlol163 and Trump still lost to Biden.. who is the big sucker 😂😂😂😂
@@mattlol163 Another Trumpster than cannot spell.
What a surprise.
If I think that he’s going to jail will it just happen?
If one could only wish! 😂😂😂
nope. He hasnt committed any crimes
seeing as he has never been hand cuffed in his life......
Unlike Joe Biden who got locked up marching with Nelson Mendelian. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ll think about that as hard as I can!
Ok ...on the count of 3 we all wish him in prison. Ready ..1
2
Damn it.., don't break the concentration.....
Ok, again....
Best comment of the night! 🤣🤣🤣
No one gonna talk about how he said “Malaria’s” shoe dungeon😂😂😂
This is the man many Americans look up to. How did we get so many blind and deaf Americans to keep him going.
He must have turned over enough rocks to find them.
I say the same thing every time I see sleepy Joe with his dementia on the television.
The word you left out explains it. Hint: It's like @retroguy's comment.
Blame Trump's predecessor for this! I gues Americans were desperate for a change!
@@retroguy9494 Did Joe incite riots??.....did he declassify documents using special powers???....did he laugh at people weraing masks during the pandemia??....does Joe love diktators??....does your hate for Biden makes you love Trump??? or just you love idiots
Poor Hillary! She's gotta be thinking, "I lost the election to this dufus?"
@bryson west- Normal rational people are thinking how the F$$k did we end up with this current socialist administration. I don't expect a dem or lib to entertain rational thoughts or the truth.
With a lot of Russian help.
She did get 2.8 million more votes, but the Putin fix was in with the Electoral College.
Lock Him Up!!!
Before he causes even more irreparable damage!
Prison or mental institution if only arkham asylum for the criminally insane was a real thing it would be perfect for trump.
He needs to be locked up alright. In a straitjacket and rubber room.
You libs been saying it for years . Your obsession over trump is pathetic . Meanwhile the economy is crippling under dementia Biden
Absolutely 👍
I declassified all my bills into the paid barrell by using my mind, now I'm all set until next month !!!
Right? Man.. If it only. Worked like that!
"At this point, even QAnon is like, 'What? What are you talking about?'" 🤣🤣🤣
I wish/hope
"By thinking about it" 😂😂😂😂 Just when you think he cant say anything more batshit crazy than hes said before.
Thinking he can't get crazier is your mistake. He can always get worse.
Crazier thing is some people still believe him
Bless his heart
Lmao I said the same. Is this the moment??
I know, right???
And in their minds, Trump's lawyers just quit! It makes me so depressed to think that millions of my fellow citizens will line up to vote for this man once again!
They are the 30% on the far left of the IQ bell curve. They can't help it.
I don't understand how that many people can be that stupid...we invented the wheel, the airplane and the automobile.
what do you want after the state of our nation today!!
@@geelee1977 far right* proud boys, kkk etc are all far right.
White people
“Your honor, the defendant pleads Jedi”
Brilliant work Jimmy!❤️
I didn’t know Don Jr was dating Morticia.
Do NOT insult Morticia like that.
@@katm6 yes sorry. She was much prettier and nicer.
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I thought it was Elvira. Both the current trump man boys wives have way too much filler in their lips.
Word salad from a mad man. I think he's going for an insanity defense 😳 😬
😂😂
Nope, he thinks he is the smartest genius there ever was and that he can talk his way out of everything.
Def word salad....the best word salad
Judge... How do you plead, "guilty or not guilty?" DJT "I plead the 5th... and insanity!".
Watched Biden lately? Both aren't fit.
Best. Monologue. Ever. 🙌🏻🤣💙
Hello Sandi. How are you doing??
He invited
He incited
The rioted
Then he denied it
Even though he'd implied it
Now he must be indicted
"Summer Of Love" Ring any bells ?
@@spider-man4460 Your comment makes it clear that Whataboutism sure rings your bell...
Have you even f**king paid any attention to this Hunter Biden stuff?
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@@spider-man4460 Come on man! That was mostly peaceful. Only 35 people were murdered, 2000 cops injured and 2 billion dollars in damage.
Now the unarmed INSURRECTION had broken windows and cuts and bruises. How dare you!!😂😂😂😂
Comedians dont need writers when they have Trump!
Who's the guy who fell off the stationary bike again?
Good one 😂🤣
@@putangclan9265 Bro, every leader has done something wrong or made a mistake... only reason it is talked about more is because they have cameras on them all the time, and people trying to "cancel" them. You've defiantly tripped before..
Truly 🤣😂
@@zacharygrossman8316 I fell down the stairs the other day, it happens. What's that have to do with Trump being a moron and being a criminal?
This might be his "I'm not a crook" moment.
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Lmao which part : D
Yup
Obama's executive order 13526 exempts the President from having to declassify any document like the 3 million that Obama took with him
He's had a hundred moments like that, so far...
Did anyone notice the perplexed look on Brian Kilmeade's face during Lara's delusional rant ? LOL.
Hello Brown. How are you doing?? 😂 yes I thought I was the only one who saw that .
"Even by thinking about it." He thinks? Could have fooled me.
How did the US end up like this smh
Fake media ran by marxist communist's that want to ruin this country. Jimmy is one of those outlets and does nothing buy lie to his watchers.
With no common sense 🫰
1492 European rejects United 😂✨
American politics is a reality show 😊
Failing to understand that politics is a participatory sport. Can't sit on the sidelines and expect them to read your mind ... Have to be up in their grill all the time, write, call, email, visit local offices, write letters to the editor, flood their fax machines, demonstrate outside their offices, camp in their ditches, organize, organize, organize.
Trump on a date like, "I don't need consent! I just think of it and BOOM... CONSENT! When you're famous you can get away with it!"
He did say you can grab 'em by the p**sy. When you're a star they let you do it. I guess when you're president you can pretty much do any damn thing you want. Too bad president Nixon did not know that, he could have stayed in office
That does sound like him.
Perfectly said. That's how it is eh. Sickening he was Pres of the US. Only narcissists like other narcissists and can tolerate them, what does that say about humanity
Glad you're back thank you for helping us all through the strange times, can't help but wish we didn't ever hear that awful creatures name or hear his voice or any of his cohorts.
Hello Tracey. How are you doing ?? I agree ☝️ of what you said. Because it’s was true of a thing. He’s really helping us
He is claiming to have used the same 'Special Eagle Powers' as Nacho Libre... 😳
"The FBI planted evidence, then he demanded the FBI give back the evidence they planted"
I knew he asked for them back, but those two side by side never clicked for me till just now. Man that's good.
Lol; he’s very worried about them reading Ivanka’s diary…
Yup that was his story!
The FBI and CIA do that all the time. Wake up Kid
Great argument.
I asked a Trump supporter after Donald Trump said the documents were planted that he also said he declassified the documents and I asked him which is it. Were the documents declassified or were they planted? And he said they are both
what does it take to arrest someone..? the rest of us would've been on week 4 of our trial by now
I couldn't agree more.
He's rich and he's white. AND he has A LOT of sycophants defending him.
I can't wait to see how Saturday Night Live will put a spin on this one when it returns in fall.
I've never heard of Lenny Clarke but that bit in the bar was hilarious. Going to have to see what I can find about this apparent legend.
“I can declassify documents by thinking about it”…
Okay, but see the problem with that? It requires thought…
😂
Why hasn't Biden come back with "I mentally reclassified them"? mic drop. Lock him up.
@@moriseyusa Good question???
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeppers!
When he pulled out the inject bleach line I turned to my friend and said we will never live long enough to hear a dumber thing ever said by a president, I think I was wrong. Wtf he really said that and Hanity nodded and smiled like a puppet, unbelievable!
He is not the president anymore ...but I'm sure he said something dumber than the bleach while he was still in office.
Oh yea look up 7 dumbest things Trump has ever said by TYT...It's old video so there has been so many more.
The Loser in Chief wanted to trade Puerto Rico to Denmark for Greenland. True story!
@@jlbueno0611
I'llBet a HUG, & A SMOOCH OnIt,!..
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@@jlbueno0611 "Putin strongly denied meddling in the elections and I believe him"
I would love to be in his mind for just an hour. It must be the most crazy thing ever!
Welcome to Boston, Guillermo!! Thanks for showing our silly side 😉
"He got doc-blocked" lol This whole segment was hilarious 😂
"There is nothing either classified nor declassified but thinking makes it so." ~Donald Shakespeare
Words fail me Don. Your brother Will.
😂
Josh is a Shakespeare fan, we get it.
No credible person ever accused him of being "like a smart person."
"Ask Not for What, You; Can Do for the Hug and Kiss. Ask What the Hug and Kiss Can Do For YOU~!" ..
Guillermo is like “you had me til naked volley ball”
Hello Emily. How are you doing ?? Exactly dear. You have say my point . 😊
The special genius rides again!
Eric has a charity? Weren't they forced to take classes after their fraudulent charity was exposed, and forbidden from ever running one ever again? Did she just admit that he violated that agreement?
Just in New York State, I believe
@@Repdem That's interesting.
Exactly.
@@MeaghanTamara Donald Trump And His Crime Family steals Million From Their 8 Different Charities, One From st.jude Children Cancer Research Hospital, Money For Dying Babies With Deadly Cancer, They Took The Money For Themselves.
@ solvseus
Well yeah he does, and think of all the children who perished because they investigated his top tier charity?🙄LMFAO
He called her Melaria 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks Jimmy, your the best, love ya brother, Guillermo Lmao you guys are always hilarious
Guilfoyle looks like the love child of Morticia Adams and Daffy Duck!
Hello Helen. How are you doing?? Lol that’s a bit funny 😆.
Trump 2020: "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."
Trump 2024: "Prison. Guard. Jumpsuit. Cell. Bars."
😂
@@mattlol163 We are aware you lack intelligence.
OMG! tRump actually said this! Declassified documents with his MIND.
🤣🤣🤣
You forgot Bubba!
Bigly Documents
Its like, how off the rails can you get? Dumpy says "hold my beer"
😂...,clicking his heels saying "there's no place like disclassification"...
If he does not go to jail then the Justice System is a complete joke.
He needs to go to a psyche ward
I mean...it is regardless. 🤷🏽♂️
they will lock up a black man who works for the moving company that took the documents from Washington DC to Florida
The sad thing is the United States does not have a justice system. It has a legal system. It's not really about determining who's wrong and right it's about winning cases
there is a higher justice we cannot escape. I am sure he does not have 9 lives and every dog has its day the longest rope will come to an end. PATIENCE PEOPLE
When he says "lots of people say" he's referring to the voices in his head, isn't he?
Í just made some bullcrap up just now''
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😂 😂 😂 Crazy, first time I heard of such thing.
😂SPECIAL POWERS LIKE MAGIC 🤣😃😝
His cult actually believes that he declassified the documents. There's definitely a process. Thinking about it isn't it 🤦♀️
Sorry bout yet luck....but uh....look up the process. 😂🤣😂🤣 There isn't one.
Look up Clinton executive order on classified information. Trump is correct. Jimmy isn’t very educated.
@@somanysocks5295 There is a process.
Someone should ask the MAGA people which top secret files should given to foreign countries. Their answers would be interesting.
@@maryelizabeth6797
Too late. Hunter already sold everything good to China and Ukraine.
Everytime he opens his mouth , I am MOGADORED by what comes out. Stunned. Confounded. How is he allowed out without a keeper?
rhymes with " Kite that has a Itch"
I feel the same,it's like a very bad monologue....I can't understand who could listening to him freely and believing all this nonsense idiocracy. 🤔
Can you even imagine trying to be his lawyer??? The man can’t bring himself to say “no comment”
Never mind the keeper… without his helmet!😂😂😂😂
….Or a leash
"I know how many...Zero!" LOLOLOLOL... Classic!
Donald: I declare them, DECLASSIFIED!!
Oscar: You can't just say "declassified" and expect something to happen.
Donald: I didn't just say it, I declared it.
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For a president, that's all it does take.... There is no process for a president to declassified documents..... just wait
It was Ok though for a VP to have de classified docs next to his Corvette?
"...because you're sending it to Mar-A-Lago, or to wherever you're sending it..." Where else did trump send classified documents?
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@@mattlol163 thats the docs we know about. The grift never stops.
A lot of accidental deaths in Russia lately.
I took it as an ah oh moment using Mar a largo as the example, but if not I hope the justice dept can do some quick damage control😔
Putin
Just saw guilfoyle and Lara are both being paid 180,000 a year by the gop pacs. They are working hard to earn that 15 grand a month.
Thank you Jimmy. ♥️
I would pay good money to have Jimmy do an entire show as the Trump monologue.
We are laughing at the former guy's idiocy, but our allies (and enemies) are watching this incredulity. Who said the world wouldn't be laughing at us anymore
If you can;t shut Trump up, it continues but the comedy parodies on Trump are worthy though, full on belly laughs.
Presidents and PM's are all mouthpieces (scapegoats) for the so called advisers, big business and the military who really run the country. Trump musta been a headache for them, he's a loose cannon for sure
Trump is the kind of disaster that we will never live down.
And in his very tiny,limited brain ,he thinks the president could do whatever he wants, we know he never read the constitution, but still this bubble heads should educate him .😂
i've read comments from all over (supposedly)...australia...norway....they are stunned this is all happening.....my response...was....SO ARE WE
And the irony is that he repeatedly utters the phrase MAGA
Maybe someone should stress to his family that it's time for an intervention. Grandpa's snapped.
They know he's not mentally right the man can barely read off a teleprompter elder abuse the Democrats should be ashamed of themselves what they're doing to Joe you're right there should be an intervention
Lol they're packing their bags & figuring which country will take them.
Family are all naricssists too, no point
there is no one in the family smart enough to do anything.
And you know he's a sleazeball, 'cause he declassified your precious documents with his mind. (I hereby release this meme to whoever can fill it out to a full parody)
I'm laughing so hard my side is hurting, So is every Judge in America.
You know what a narcissist does? Tries to divert attention off of them XD
Sooo, like Joe Biden during his "soul of the nation" speech???
@@mattlol163 Because you have no soul? 🤔🤔
You know what a corrupt media does? Ignore the sitting president and focus on old ones while the country is being torn apart. Create more division through lies and sophistry, and gaslight half of the country at all times.
@@mattlol163 no, hes clearly talking about drump
Matt is a classic what about-er. Best ignored.
he's certainly going for the denial of culpability in the "as I understand it" slip in there, like a freaking ten year old.
The biggest lie Trump has EVER told is in that quote..... he actually said "I understand". AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Don't know about the U.S. but here the fact that you did not know something was a crime is no defense whatsoever. Hope this applies there as well. Then again Trump would be behind bars over here, already. Dude could fly to Russia any moment, private jets and cruise ships, how difficult would it be? Ankle bracelet is the very least your DOJ should do...
Hocus POTUS! 🤣 This even funnier than seeing it the first time!
Hello Lynn. How are you doing? I think it’s really funny 😆. Because sitting down all day watching this joke that they’re acting here
“EXPLICITIVES.” New one to me! WOW!
For the first time in my entire life, I actually found myself unconsciously scratching my head when he said the telepathy part. I'm 40. In those 40 years, until now, I have never heard something so utterly, confoundingly and completely stupid that I bent my head down and started scratching it without realizing what I was doing.
Guy: Did you notice anything confounding in the years before this interview? Anything headscratch worthy?
I did ,when tRump got elected!
The whole world is scratching their heads... even Putin
@@mariepanimdim4303 With these goons running amok soon the entire world could be starting again from scratch.
I scratch my head too. But, not just over the things he says, but over the fact that so many still believe him. Mystifying!
Why not? It’s just as silly as Trump thinking he can alter a Hurricane’s path with a Magic Sharpie, or destroying a Hurricane with a Nuke!
Or drinking bleach to get rid of COVID
Or getting rid of a virus by ingesting bleach.
lol its sad nobody talks about hillary clinton
Don’t forget the injecting bleach and internal lights to cure Covid.
@@JasonMaxXbot Pathetic.
THAT is the America I remember. Well done, Mr Kimmel!!!
Good luck following Jimmy as his ultra high ratings reflect his support.
This is like an SNL skit. Unreal lol!!
Bad attention is still attention. He literally lives for it.
And our projecting, deflecting Progressive Fascist Media goons do a very good job of keeping Trump in the spotlight.
@@gregj831 Kimmy Gibblets used him to great effect as well!
Can we just FAST fwd to the part where the prosecutor says "Your Honor, we the people of the United States have good reason to suspect the defendant is not fit to stand trial. We therefore request that he be administered - in the most highly professional manner possible - a complete and thorough psychiatric evalualtion."
Many of You The People also require such an evaluation, y'know.
Ya know....I hadn't thought of that happening but it may be the best course. He's so deluded he thinks he really won't be prosecuted regarding this. Unbelievable because, for sure they are prosecuting this slam dunk case. Guaranteed!! He will be so SHOCKED and never see it coming. That's a serious mental delusion.
Let's go a step further to where Trump sits fishing at his swimming pool babbling incoherently to the wind like Capone.
@@strathruncie 💩
...where a lobotomy will be done? 😂😂
Special Powers? He doesn't even have any Non-Special Powers.
I'm sure that 'The Current Guy' could re-classify them with his mind too.
The only special power Trump has is the ability to make cheeseburgers, sodas, and logic disappear.
There's word on the street that a few stools have never been seen again.
And hamberders and covfefe.
True, true……
@I'm A Black Milk In America Yet? Having a logic meltdown or first day of English class?
Don't Knock Soda..
He literally tried to used the Jedi mind trick to convince the world he declassified documents.
These are not the documents you seek!
Exactly what I thought! Too bad it didn't work on FBI , oh I forgot he wasn't there in person so he couldn't think as they passed by him " There's nothing to see here" LOL!
"Lock him up! Lock him up!" (chant)😂🤣
You are so funny, Jimmy! You are Hilarious!
Thank you 11th Circuit Federal Court of Appeals, AG Garland and NY AG Lettitia James for upholding the law.
FDJT!
TRUMP, PRISON ASAP!
Give thanks to the Special Master also,hes doing a great job, you can't have your cake and eat it too
@@jamesmaxwell4285 Thanks Judge Dearie.
Don’t forget about our gal In Georgia ! She has some charges to file too !
@@donaldsperring5055 right on
It’s incomprehensible how he could get away with it - if I were to take some information from the hospital, I would be reported to the authorities and be fired immediately.
Honey, if Top Secret docs can be declassified with the mind, how much easier do you think it is for HIPAA?? Just walk right out with a bunch of patient records. And if you get in trouble, hire Rudy, I think his schedule's got some openings....
Exactly 🎯
@@cinnyminnie 😂😂💀💀
Difference is HIPPA is federal law. Security classifications are administrative functions
@@cinnyminnie 😂🤣😂
Love this show ❤️ 💕 😍
Does anyone else still look at Jimmy as the “new guy” in late night? Maybe it’s because he wasn’t one of my favorites and I still have a small hangup, but I’ve grown to really like his delivery.
Can you imagine the special master if his lawyers said “he declassified them in his thoughts” 😆😆😆😆. But also, declassified documents still belong in the archives and are not personal property.
There is a process to declassify, if that is not followed they are still classified.
No former president is allowed to remove those documents, it is illegal.
And it is a misconception that Declassification makes those documents safe for public domain. It does not, you can read a declassified document, but to all of those without top secret clearance the sensitive information is redacted.
Essentially this guy stole classified documents. It is a potentially treasonous act, as we do not yet to know the intent of taking these documents, nor do we know who may have viewed them in the 2 years since Trump left office.
Why didn't he just stay at Lard a Largo and Jedi the whole situation, just wave his hand and say " These are not the documents you're looking for"
Duh...that's why the FBI waited for him to be gone so he couldn't do that. His mind powers are toooooo strong for them. Send $$$$.….he needs it to power his powers what with all these attacks.
His mind doesn't have enough wattage power to think never mind to de-classify anything.
Thanks for everything
I would love to see the donation receipts for St Jude.
It's already been determined that it was a fake children's charity and the trumps pocketed every dime and then were legally banned from running another charity. This was before! the 2016 election and the numb skulls still voted for him. I lost so much faith in my fellow Americans that year and the years that have followed.
Uncle Ben said “With great powers comes great stupidity.” 😂
Declassifying documents with your mind is pretty lame as far as superpowers go though.
your telling me.... You saw Joe Biden get LOST on stage after giving that speech the other day??
ROFL. How do you get LOST on stage!?!? Lol, just like when he went to shake hands with the invisible person on stage next to him. LMFAO
Actually, with great stupidity comes even greater stupidity. It has nothing to do with power 😂
Trump has no common sense 😮💨🙄😒
"great stupidity always follows time watching CNN"
I'm going to try telling the IRS that I thought about filing my taxes! What?!? Didn't get my return?! Let me think about this....again.
The “mind” is a powerful thing to waste. In my Trump voice 😂 lol😅
Yes America 🇺🇸 won today..I ❤️ Merritt Garland it feels like a breath of fresh air no one is above the law.
The look on Brian Kilmeade's face when Lara Trump makes a claim too ridiculous even for Fox
Its different from the usual ?
Bri- Bri is a vacuous bimbo, which he caught from Ainsely.
He sure wanted to be ANYWHERE else!
nothing is too ridiculous for fox
Poor Lara.... Please don't cry! 😂
@@Dang329 Won't somebody think of the CHILDREN!
It does not matter about the declassified what it really is about is 'Why did he have them'.
When life gives him felons, he makes Felonade 😀😀😁😂😂🤣🤣😁😁😁😂😂😂😂
Should have Matt Damon in that Boston bar being interviewed by Guillermo!
Well why didn't he wish Hillary into the cornfield ? 🤣🤣
I love it! If he can "think" a document into "classification" then certainly he can do as Anthony did on the twilight zone, by "thinking" Hillary into the cornfield 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg I almost spit out my tea!!!!
He should be in prison by now
the kilfoyle one looks like a witch who used to "work" in my local supermarket lol dead ringer