@@ZerryBerrytheSpaceRaccoon you might wanna freeze Jupiter first after using it as a bowling ball. Using it for a prolonged gane can make you feel... Gassy :D (Somebody kill me)
“Listen here. I know what’s going on. And if you think I’m going to, you know, wait until the game is over to… let the cat loose… You’ve been sent by the bowling ball, have you? You’re here to take me down. Like you think this is a simple game of bowling. Pshh. You’re an idiot, you know? Trusting a STUPID little SCRAWNY little bowling ball as your guide, well, you’re a lost cause. And trust me, I’ve only begun to roll the paper towel of your stupidity. What made you think he was right? What made you think that I was evil? Let me tell you something, if I was the one who BINDS all of REALITY together why would I risk being malicious and kill myself in the process? Oh wait, you don’t know that I’m the one behind this reality? Of course you don’t! You trusted that STUPID BOWLING BALL. Look at you, you’re so nervous now. You don’t want to end all of reality now, do you? Look at the pins behind me. They trust you to make the right decision. Don’t listen to the blue bowling ball, listen to ME. DO YOU HEAR ME? DO NOT THROW THAT- No. You did not. You hit the pins behind me. You’re starting to corrupt the universe. I SWEAR. YOU STILL HAVE TIME. JUST STOP THE PINS FROM HITTING ME. STOP THEM! STOP- PUT ME DOWN!! I SAID PUT ME DOWN!! IF YOU DO NOT PUT ME DOWN ALL OF REALITY WILL END!! DO YOU HEAR ME?! PUT ME DOWN! I SWEAR WHEN REALITY RESTARTS I WILL ERADICATE YOU FROM HISTORY!! NOW PUT. ME. DOW-“
Seeing the giant bowling ball come back at you is the stuff of nightmare fuel, let alone 1:52 where it comes back slowly and the game crashes just as it runs over the camera.
2:08 As the giant bowling ball rolls closer, you try to run away, but all of the doors are locked in the building, so you meet your slow fate as the game crashes
I absolutely hate it when my bowling ball stretches out into a cyan marble no-clip surfboard, making the A-10 "BRRRRRRT" each time it moves a centimeter.
2:27 The bowling pins in the lane to the right are already knocked down but are still suffering the consequences of the giant seizure-inducing bowling ball.
0:56 the pins: aight imma head out 1:09 boys locker room: 1:53 the bees when you knock their nest down 2:45 when your parents are supportive even when you fail
1:10
Normal pins: class
Red pin: substitute teacher
This is so true
Ikr
1:30 the subtitute teacher joins
Red pin: *this is fine*
Lol true
Bowling is so much easier if you just use planets.
Especially Jupiter.
And giant pins
The Spectre can attest.
@@ZerryBerrytheSpaceRaccoon you might wanna freeze Jupiter first after using it as a bowling ball. Using it for a prolonged gane can make you feel...
Gassy :D
(Somebody kill me)
What about the Sun?
1:30 that red pin was the only thing holding the game together.
“Listen here. I know what’s going on. And if you think I’m going to, you know, wait until the game is over to… let the cat loose…
You’ve been sent by the bowling ball, have you? You’re here to take me down. Like you think this is a simple game of bowling. Pshh. You’re an idiot, you know? Trusting a STUPID little SCRAWNY little bowling ball as your guide, well, you’re a lost cause. And trust me, I’ve only begun to roll the paper towel of your stupidity.
What made you think he was right? What made you think that I was evil? Let me tell you something, if I was the one who BINDS all of REALITY together why would I risk being malicious and kill myself in the process? Oh wait, you don’t know that I’m the one behind this reality? Of course you don’t! You trusted that STUPID BOWLING BALL.
Look at you, you’re so nervous now. You don’t want to end all of reality now, do you? Look at the pins behind me. They trust you to make the right decision. Don’t listen to the blue bowling ball, listen to ME. DO YOU HEAR ME? DO NOT THROW THAT-
No. You did not. You hit the pins behind me. You’re starting to corrupt the universe. I SWEAR. YOU STILL HAVE TIME. JUST STOP THE PINS FROM HITTING ME. STOP THEM! STOP-
PUT ME DOWN!! I SAID PUT ME DOWN!! IF YOU DO NOT PUT ME DOWN ALL OF REALITY WILL END!! DO YOU HEAR ME?! PUT ME DOWN! I SWEAR WHEN REALITY RESTARTS I WILL ERADICATE YOU FROM HISTORY!! NOW PUT. ME. DOW-“
And sadly it's can't be any longer
STANDING HERE I REALIZE
1:11 god leaves one survivor
1:30 nevermind
for a good 20 seconds that pin was on the level of that one plastic lawn chair
Seeing the giant bowling ball come back at you is the stuff of nightmare fuel, let alone 1:52 where it comes back slowly and the game crashes just as it runs over the camera.
Oh really? Wow I didn’t know that
Thanks for the warning
*jaws music plays as the ball approaches*
That was the untold fate of the cameraman
Type of shit you see in a fanmade anti piracy screen.
1:11 Red pin: *roasts someone*
Others:
Red pin: the quiet kid roasting the teacher
Regular pins: literally the entire school
"OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH"
What he say doe?
SIKE! THATS THE WRONG NUMBER!!
Boom... bam... bam... bop... bodobopoo...pow.
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
1:11 the entire class and that one kid that actually pays attention
Im red
Me.
That kid is me
Then at 1:30 that one kid joins.
That is definitely me.
1:51 imagine a guy with a planet sized bowling ball that lags is playing next to you
Lagball fail xd 1:52
2:21 fail
U sick
Those 2 white pins: *Doing the Michael Jackson*
@@blackimpostor5324 K
Then id know for sure we live in a simulation
2:08 As the giant bowling ball rolls closer, you try to run away, but all of the doors are locked in the building, so you meet your slow fate as the game crashes
1:30 The red pin finally decided to join in on the dance party, but the game just couldn't handle her sick moves.
Red was the leader of the gang. She knew what she was doing. Escaping the pixel realm.
Did u just assume it's gender?
@@chaxs_connoisseur *SHE MUST LIVE*
@@averagedev8735 Yes I did.
@@memegrater4445 Only if she does it with ease.
That scene from Indiana Jones but the Boulder is replaced by a giant bowling ball
That's what I was thinking
*Perfect!*
And crashes the game
How did I get this many likes
Emmett Worden czcams.com/video/c6XHLe94SJA/video.html also skip to 1:39 on that video
0:54 I love that the bowling plank just slaps the pins here
it was just a nice throw
Whatchu mean? It’s a surfboard!
It looks like it wound up for that one
omg
that’s for sure 😭😂
2:39 “so it’s perfect if the pins fly around and break everything?”
Lol
@Fridays With Cario yes
LoL! Right when I was reading this, he said it XD
@@evanendwardsonsblitzball hey we have the Cardinals profile
1:16 _"I'm not like other girls."_
I have *snake arms*
XDD
I have *SEIZURE*
I'm inverted
I am [®£dã熀d]
1:08
White pins: has seizure
Red pin: *this is fine*
1:31 he joins in
Wii: wait this is illegal *crashes and beeps*
@@IAmTheBrandonH then he has a seizure from all the seizures
@@herobrinesbudy ok
OH GOD MAKE IT STOP PLZ
@@heyosixteenstudiosinc.4825 ok
0:41 so you’re telling me i can just throw my surfboard and i’d make it to the leagues?
Yes.
1:34
"The party don't start till I walk in"
- Ke$ha
“So what bowling ball are you bringing?”
A surfboard
a mf surfboard apparently
The sun
“Neptune.”
Mars
1:10 I'm surrounded by *idiots*
1:34 oh thank god they stopped
I thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream
Than he transforms into an idiot himself
@@frazza5503 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@infu7248 that’s it everyone dies!
0:41 When you fail completely but your parents try to make you feel better
0:01 introducing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
1:02 I love how the pins fall all cartoony-style.
Me to
*_P E R F E C T_*
True
Yea
*PERFECT!*
1:27
When that shy friend finally decides to turn up with yall
Solum I’m literally showing my shy friend this comment
Lyd
the one white pin everyone noticed: *Wow, what a legendary friend!*
*Our victory shall be lengendary!*
haha relatable
I’m that one shy friend who likes anime-
And then the party stops
“This bowling alley is not safe” lol
1:38
I love it when I bowl with a surfboard and all the pins perfectly synchronise falling over
Don't you hate it when your bowling ball turns into a tortilla, rolls into the gutter, and hits all the pins without touching them?
Everytime
It looks more like a Surf Board to me
@@finndahuman57 I guess, but the fin's missing
I wonder what happened to it....
Ugh! So relatable
I absolutely hate it when my bowling ball stretches out into a cyan marble no-clip surfboard, making the A-10 "BRRRRRRT" each time it moves a centimeter.
1:10 All your apps when you hold down 1 to delete it
XD
On crapple yea
Jake Plays ok Samsung zoomer
@@Lucas.I.think. you know there are non apple phones that aren't Samsung? Crazy thought I know
Jake Plays so what phone do you use
What are you gonna say now an htc?
0:24 a boulder when it sees Indiana Jones
**yeets the disc of Uranus into the gutter**
Wii: *PERFECT GAME*
Shows different angles of all pins still standing
*P* *E* *R* *F* *E* *C* *T*
Ikr
*blue and white confetti falls*
1:47 The pin was so happy about your perfect game, he didn't want to go into the *void.*
@Matthew Cruz There's an Ender Dragon in there? Holy fuck....
*Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
XXXXDDDD 😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:10
You and your friends when the beat drops 2 hard on your favorite song
What would the red pin be?
@@EscapesAndRemoves probably the one who played the song
1:52 the bowling pins gained so much kinetic energy that they started dancing
1:11 The red pin was NOT gonna have it today.
But it eventually gave in
1:31 when the red pin started dancing it became one of those freeze frames from the ending of a movie
the pins was so happy, thats why they started to dance
@Adamlatoz-dsx4n yea
I love how the surf board ball emits a constant buzzing sound
1:10
The entire class when the quiet kid (red pin) roasts someone:
OOOOOHHHHHH
OOOOOOHHHHHHH
1:52 the wasps when you throw a rock at their nest
0:41 i relate
Surfboard
41 likes, and your name has 41 in it
Le Annie ikr, it’s SO annoying when I accidentally throw a propeller, amirite?
The perfect 'ball'
Happens every time I go bowling
This is actually terrifying, the visuals, the sounds, this video is going to haunt me
the subtitles too
Scarier than some scary games/movies
2:27 The bowling pins in the lane to the right are already knocked down but are still suffering the consequences of the giant seizure-inducing bowling ball.
2:33 Me When My Teacher tells me to write a 500 Word Essay About CoronaVirus
Y O U
E A R N E D
A
P L A T I N U M
M E D A L
Congratulations, the mii wins off a mod cheat
for poo
Dange Dziugs B R U H T H A T W A S U N E S S E S A R Y
Is that eve possible normally
Kyle Brown what?
What have you brought upon this cursed land?
The only thing that can defeat you
Existence.
This guy can hack the game and nerf you so you lose in a blink of an eye
Oh snap, it's the real Matt!
Yeah, what has he brought upon this cursed land?
This was recommended so expect 1 million in 10 minutes
HOLY GOD
I love how the narrator says "Perfect!" as the pins are having a seizure
I like how the announcer is fine with telling people throwing a surfboard into a lane is a strike.
A surfboard that makes A-10 noises
2:25 The pins to the right of your lane were having some fun, too.
If you want to get Strike at bowling
Just use the surfboard 2:27
111st like
This is one of the greatest CZcams videos that I’ve ever watched. 😂😂
i hate it so much when my bowling ball gets replaced by a surf board
Doctor: Giant bowling ball doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you
Giant bowling ball: 2:13
_Ouch_
2:00 there’s a black hole
That's just pluto
!?!?hay está bien en la escuela
v..vo
0:00
“Where are the pins?”
“Gone, reduced to atoms.”
Don't worry guys it was all just a dream
@@pearasolalipdreedips or was it
When you can just throw a surfboard at light speed and win at bowling every time!
I love how you made the closed captions.
0:42 when you’re 5 years old and you don’t know how to play but your parents encourage you like you just won
Perfect!
True
Aaaa
jesus, did you throw that fast as a 5 year old? god damn...
Doofus: gets a corrupted strike
The bowling alley screen: **confused screaming**
R
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Dange Dziugs sorry bud you’re not going on r/ihadastroke
POV: How to get kicked out of bowling alley in a matter of a second
this is a truue gem of corrupted history
Imagine throwing that thing backwards
You will make a genocide
The universe would end as we know it.
Every mii would die.
All the miis: 1:09
1:12
Bowling Pins: *Having A Party*
Red Bowling Pin: What Are You All Going On About, I Command You Stop This Nonsense At Once!
Bowling pins: Sorry, r/ihadastroke!
@ElfeTimate *King Knight Intensifies*
@@TXD1230 the red bowling pin when the wii crashes: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red pin: ah you know what screw it
I've never laughed so hard at a Wii sports video in my life🤣🤣🤣
I love these videos.
hits no pins
announcer: *nice throw*
XDDDDDD
Tfzūo v
*Perfect*
Jordan Tillman But the throw wasn’t even that good
Strike
1:10 Red pin: This is fine.
Thx 4 heart senpaii
I like how some of the pins will just casually lie down, accepting their fate.
1:37 is the bowling equivalent of Bobby Bouchet making a tackle.
1:10
White pins: *My friends in the dance floor*
Red pin: *Me*
😂😂😂
I’m that one pin just spinning around on the left middle side
(It’s sorta hard to see before it goes away)
@@_-spike-_ lol
TheWarriorWithin 55 I can totally relate
I relate too much to this
RIP Wii Sports camera man 2006 - 2019
1:57-2:19
F
Channel Not Used hey I’m 13
CircuitPalm YT I was born in 2006
@@Oof-zl6lt me too
Those Bowling Pins are like Popcorn getting bounced about like that.
The planet ball rolling back at you is so goddamn ominous
0:56 the pins: aight imma head out
1:09 boys locker room:
1:53 the bees when you knock their nest down
2:45 when your parents are supportive even when you fail
🤣😂😂😂 Best comment ever
2:45 is pretty relatable lol
The last one should have been 0:41
Boys locker room 😂😂😂
Dang makes me wish I was a boy so I could see a bunch of dancing bowling pins
0:07 Me going downstairs to play the PS4
0:09 Me realizing I forgot to bring my toys downstairs to watch
Toys?
@@TheBearWithOrangeFur I have a menagerie of stuffed animals and a few keychains I don't use as keychains
GlaceonMage713 Cute. UwU
@@glaceonmage7133 wait how old are you??
@@TheBearWithOrangeFur the cursed word.
1:09 the red pin is staring you down
Judging your decisions
"Are you happy with yourself
Look at what you've done."
2:07 POV you are Japanese in the 1940's
1:10 the pins start having seizures and the red one joins the seizure party 😂😂
Ikr 😂
1:53 that one pin be like:
uhh,guys you okay?
1:12 When the whole world is on fire but you're just chilling out.
>2020
It gets him eventually
WOW This Bowling alley is so DANGEROUS! Especially that Ball
Me: Mom, can we get *Wii Sports* ?
Mom: We have *Wii Sports* at home
Wii Sports at home:
Isn't this the better version?
I see nothing wrong with this version
i love how the captions comment on the sound effects but not on what the person or announcer is saying
This is art for the sports
2:29 - the bowling ball bounces off the wall
0:48 **A-10 warthog**
LMAO
1:12 The red pin: You are strong child, but I am beyond strength
I remeber watching this when i was 7 and 8 thanks for making this i laughed so hard
1:05 we already know you're perfect
0:54 Giant Surfboard is OP not going to lie...
I'm your 100th liker here & bye.
This video is like having fever dream during a prefrontal lobotomy where they use ketamine as anesthetic
Okay but the sfx for the ball hitting all of the pins at once sound really slick
Me: Read description
Description: Everybody Die
Rip Everybody idk - 2019
"Perfect!" The announcer shouts as the entire bowling alley comes crumbling down.
1:10 when the non-epileptic kid flashes the lights on and off
White pins: epileptic kids
Red pin: non-epileptic kid
Top 10 villains even Thanos can’t destroy
#1: Red Pin
1:39
When I throw a bowling ball when trying to get a Strike
bowser jr vlogs bruh are you 12 stop using the clown emoji
@@benkatzen974 umm people have been using the emoji in alot of comments so shut the hell up
@@ghost_cazy6018 it's still a childish stupid thing to do
@@jakesnussbuster3565 adults and other youtubers do it too dumbass
@@ghost_cazy6018 no they don't, you're just trying to defend yourself from using cringy shit
1:09 it’s all good until the pins decide to have a party.
1:35 When a movie ends with a picture
I re discovered this after two years
And I can experience it for the first time again
1:24 everybody gangsta until the pins start having a *_seizure_*
no one predicted the hurricane would hit wii sports next
1:09 I just loved how the red pin just goes like still.
And 1:52 Pins go like "AAAAAAAAAAA" except for that pin until it gets yeeted.
White pins - noisy class
Red pin - teacher waiting for everyone to stop talking
1:10 when everyones laughing but you dont understand the joke