@@peppermint.8318 Please elaborate on how a dude that looks like a discord moderator and acts like a spoiled kid from a 2000s movie is hotter than wilson lmao
Always astounds me how peoples nerves in movies suddenly disappear as if a sense of danger wouldn't still be looming until they got to land, especially considering they earlier stated how multiple organisms could get through the hole.
Fun fact; water at the depth of the trench is so cold that, even if a Meg were alive, they definitely wouldn't be there for 2 reasons; 1- their dietary requirements would keep them in locations not all that dissimilar to modern great whites, and 2- the actual temperature is lower than most sharks would be able to function properly in.
@@dev_8625 being made of steel doesn't have anything to do with animals being able to live at those depths... because there are actual living creatures at the deepest parts of the ocean and they are not super heroes. It is down to biology.
That shark attacking the helicopter had me. You're upload game is on point! I've followed a lot of recap/review channels, but now I've unfollowed/silenced the bell on several channels since subscribing to this one. Robotic voices, people reading their script with a dull monotone voice over, even people streaming themselves in the corner of the upload so we lose part of the scene to someone dead panning the camera... But not you. Humor is solid, cringe levels so low it doesn't even register, and a cadence that's not dull but is mellow enough to chill to. Which is great when you have kids. Aight, that's enough simping for the moment. Keep doing what you like, gov'na! You've clearly found your niche.
As a self proclaimed scientist and expert in sharks this is highly accurate. Second shark movie recap Iâve seen today and Iâve gotta say those Hollywood people know what theyâre doing. Sharks LOVE beaches full of people for yummy snackies *edit* the number of people who dont get this is staggering. Should I be concerned as I watch it fly over their heads? đ
Mmm yes. I gotta agree with this. Also, the fact that this giant shark can adapt to pressure from the bottom of the mariana trench to the surface is very true. You never know, things like this could probably happen in real life! Heck, this was probably based on a true story!
The irony of you calling yourself self proclaimed, calling this accurate and saying Hollywood people know what they're doing all in one sentence...its insane
God you seem to be the only movie recap channel that I click on every video posted. So much so I just gave up watching the others, you make masterpieces by adding your own jokes and ways to keep me hooked. Thanks for the content my man!
7:56 when he pointed out something logical. Earllier the Meg not only pulled the boat but also pulled the shark cage so a measily cable should not be able to hold it but plot armor seems control the laws of physics themselves.
I just finished watching all your videos yesterday. I don't think I've ever watched a CZcamsr's entire catalog before. I have to say, great job, you're already really great at this. Thanks for the videos!
This is argueably one of my favourite movies. I watched it on netflix a long time ago and a few days later i wanted to watch it again but i couldnt find it, then i proceeded to be sad for 3 weeks without any former baguettes to comfort me D: i need a body pillow :/
I love how they put it in the Mariana Trench even tho itâs the worst hiding place it has no food the megalodon is a cold blooded fish and needs hot waters to live and the trench is a super cold area
Also I would like to recommend a movie named United 93. For 9/11âs 20th anniversary. I havenât watched it but my friend recommended it. Also great vid!
"probably just the wind"
Ah yes, the ocean wind, 60% safer than sky wind.
Ocean wind is cooler
Part 69 Ocean Wind
@@TheDaltonius too many beans
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Just a little bit of tomfoolery
Donât watch the video if you donât want to
Ever heard of current?
"He makes sure to stand perfectly under the overhead lighting to further accentuate his physique"
Dwayne Johnson: "I felt that"
The Man, The Myth, The Legend has blessed my comment section once more. Thank you, very cool.
@@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache The legend actually replied!!!
U are just built different moustache man
@@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache WAIT YOU REPLIED!?!? Also Iâm early on this comment boiiiiijiiji
@Just Some Guy Without a Mustache how are you everywhere?
One of the only movies where characters actually listen and leave when they are asked to do so instead of going "nO i cAn heLp!!"
Yeah
Finally, someone does the "Hey [insert random name], leave a like, we're waiting!" with my name, my life is complete now
Same lol
Robert. đ§ââïž *nods*
I thought it was just me
R.I.P Toshi, you will be missed you absolute chad of a man.
Me and my old friends screamed RIP TOSHI NOOO when this happened, brining back some memories lmao
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And Dr. Zhang đ
@@aboma733 wtf
What about zhangÙ« the wallÙ« and heller
âDelighted at another opportunity to take his shirt offâ
IM DYING LOOOOOOL
8:17 ANOTHA ONE r.i.p
"He's a quirky billionaire, like Elon Musk. But not as handsome-"
I whole-heartly *AGREE*
How dare you insult my boy Dwight like that
@@TitanTubs Elon Musk is more handsome and hotter
@@peppermint.8318 paper salesman > elon musk
@@morriseycaulfield8131 Same thing
@@peppermint.8318 Please elaborate on how a dude that looks like a discord moderator and acts like a spoiled kid from a 2000s movie is hotter than wilson lmao
Meg: **dead**
The gang: strike a pose bois
Other meg: Iâm about to end this gangs whole career
Always astounds me how peoples nerves in movies suddenly disappear as if a sense of danger wouldn't still be looming until they got to land, especially considering they earlier stated how multiple organisms could get through the hole.
glad pippin didnt die they were such an important character and had such interesting lore
pippin is cute
Yes
Yeah the fact that he was actually a dog epic lore
Berserk
Yes
Easily the best movie recaps. If you disagree, you are wrong. Plain and simple.
Factual in the actual
Welp there goes my hopes at my comment of getting pinned.
High Boi is also pretty good
@@qualitytrash high boi is fucking hilarious
It's not really that hard to choose which channel is the best at movie recap. You either pick this one or you pick the damn machines.
"and jab the shark with a poisonous pointy stick" wtfđđ
Your narration(movie recap)is honestly one of the bestđ
"The Meg is still....AT LARGE"
That's the one right there
Yo my actual favorite movie recapper. Your sense of humor is so funny đ
Appreciate you my guy
@@Trickykongplays okay but Iâve watched his other videos before
@@Trickykongplays neither did you
Can confirm
@@TrickykongplaysThe original comment wasnt even talking about the video he was talking about the youtuber's sense of humour
"What If Megalodon Was Still Alive?"
It's lunch time. What's on the menu?
Us.
Oh no, wherever will we do to save ourselves? *takes a few steps away from the beach*
@@bloodangel19 more like *doesn't swim into open sea*
@@bloodangel19 they wouldnt even get that cloes
not us, if they ate humans, theyd have to eat a hell a lot. more like whales or sum shit.
good thing it's literally impossible, cuz they cant survive in deep waters.
I've been addicted to movie recaps for the last few months and this is one of the best ones. Almost died at the "Safe and Sound" 5.25
in a scientifically accurate world, the megalodon would have exploded, and im not sure which would've been more entertaining
"Her organs get rearranged and not in the fun way" - I fucken laughed so hard
Same
I took that in the wrong way...
I love your voice and sense of humour!
tyty tyty tyttyty
@@MinuteMovies1 if you're a Filipino you will get it well it's a p*nis
@@MinuteMovies1 but with i
@@MinuteMovies1 your voice is relaxing đ I rate that
His laugh ended me
That safe and sound part killed me đ
MM/Minute Movies: Oh look it's a Baby Whale
Meg: Eats Baby Whale
Me: NOOOOOooooOOOOoOoo
holy shit all these uploads are making my week amazing
Bless up brother!
Bro it killed me when he said âshe got her organs rearranged and not in the fun wayâ with his monotone voice
I like how my dude keeps us entertained with his humor throughout the vid
What i like bout this movie is the billionaire isn't a cocky one, he's just vibing with his employees
"Toshi spotted reading manga"
I'm literally dying when i hear this
It's like saying Tom spotted shooting school kids.
Fun fact; water at the depth of the trench is so cold that, even if a Meg were alive, they definitely wouldn't be there for 2 reasons; 1- their dietary requirements would keep them in locations not all that dissimilar to modern great whites, and 2- the actual temperature is lower than most sharks would be able to function properly in.
i love how they decide to simple make it just a layer of ice even tho it obviously would be a full chunk of ice in there
You did also forget that STEEL submarines cant go to those depths.
@@dev_8625 being made of steel doesn't have anything to do with animals being able to live at those depths... because there are actual living creatures at the deepest parts of the ocean and they are not super heroes. It is down to biology.
and the meg is a surface dwelling titan shark. And nothing can live in the mariana trench.
yea but its a movie
Bruh. I started binging these recap videos and this is by far my most favorite channel. Thanks for helping me deal with depression in a healthier way.
holy crap a dog didn't die in a movie! AMAZING!!!!
You make the best and most personal movie recaps i have ever seen
I love them
You know it baby
@@MinuteMovies1 DUDE HOW DO U MAKE SO MANY VIDEOS MUCH LOVE MY GUY!!!
I got his vid recommended once and since then Iâve been watching him
@@fleness6719 same
That shark attacking the helicopter had me. You're upload game is on point! I've followed a lot of recap/review channels, but now I've unfollowed/silenced the bell on several channels since subscribing to this one. Robotic voices, people reading their script with a dull monotone voice over, even people streaming themselves in the corner of the upload so we lose part of the scene to someone dead panning the camera...
But not you. Humor is solid, cringe levels so low it doesn't even register, and a cadence that's not dull but is mellow enough to chill to. Which is great when you have kids.
Aight, that's enough simping for the moment. Keep doing what you like, gov'na! You've clearly found your niche.
"We're hitting levels of cringe that shouldn't even be possible..." - u watching other channels
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@eminem thanks eminem very cool
what movie was the edit from? anyone knows?
@@azultarmizi megaladon
I like how you actually talk like a normal person and aren't just some translation of a text
Best movie recaps ever, your humor is amazing.
As a self proclaimed scientist and expert in sharks this is highly accurate. Second shark movie recap Iâve seen today and Iâve gotta say those Hollywood people know what theyâre doing. Sharks LOVE beaches full of people for yummy snackies
*edit* the number of people who dont get this is staggering. Should I be concerned as I watch it fly over their heads? đ
Mmm yes. I gotta agree with this. Also, the fact that this giant shark can adapt to pressure from the bottom of the mariana trench to the surface is very true. You never know, things like this could probably happen in real life! Heck, this was probably based on a true story!
@@tham8197 sharks are magical. They can do anything!!!
yea but its a movie
@C Owen yeah but its a movie
The irony of you calling yourself self proclaimed, calling this accurate and saying Hollywood people know what they're doing all in one sentence...its insane
This movie was described as literal mindless fun, and that it was! Imagine riding a breaching shark and finishing it like that
"Her and Jonas find her safe aNd sOuNd."
*Off-key trumpet*
I nearly choked, that one caught me off guard.
I dont know anyone who can pass this guy, best narrator ever đ€ would love to see this guy narrate life of luxury đ
"and leaves the room feeling tingly"
just like in Hanime and Hgames
@đđđđđđąđđ no Kyle having a severe hentai addiction doesn't make you man of culture
@@gece5661 jokes on you, he's still a man of culture and so are you
Megalodon: appears behind girl
Also megalodon: hey everyone, story recapped here-
Amazing. I'm so glad your channel is growing. 100% DESERVED đŻ
Torpedo: does nothing
Spear in eye: kills shark instantly
Oh boy, can't wait to go fishing today!
Good luck!
@@MinuteMovies1 Thanks, I might need it!
God you seem to be the only movie recap channel that I click on every video posted. So much so I just gave up watching the others, you make masterpieces by adding your own jokes and ways to keep me hooked. Thanks for the content my man!
tts recap channels is boring af
this is the best channel for movie recommendations lmao
7:56 when he pointed out something logical. Earllier the Meg not only pulled the boat but also pulled the shark cage so a measily cable should not be able to hold it but plot armor seems control the laws of physics themselves.
With real logic the movie wouldnt even lasted past the part when they first encounter because the meg would decomprese and die.
cinemasins moment
@@matiasfermandois264 Meg wouldn't even be alive to begin with. Megalodons did not survive at such cold temperatures
Thank you for posting i was walking my catfish đ€§
ur WHAT
@@MinuteMovies1 his catfish
@@gabrielsaraiva4437 *Fishcat
@@MinuteMovies1 catfish, donât you do it every week?
I love how most of his titles are little jokes, and this one is straight up just what the movie is about
Jaws: Dhar Mann Edition
Meanwhile, the shark is like, munch munch, munch munch
funniest and best line ever
Definitely my favourite Movie recap channel Love this guy's sense of humor
this is by far my favorite movie recaps channel, keep up the good work!
Wow, thanks!
"Ladies and Gentlemen, We've got him" lol this channel is solid 10/10 for me
The mount of hair gel Jax uses is enough to fund this whole movie.
The titles on the videos make me think they are real till I rise
Same
He sounds so happy with his puns I just love itđ
You missed the chance to say âRest in pieces to the sharkâ
5:28 âaww itâs a baby whale,â âAAAAAAAAAâ
The safe and sound joke was so epic i can literally even simp for you rn my dude
I just finished watching all your videos yesterday. I don't think I've ever watched a CZcamsr's entire catalog before. I have to say, great job, you're already really great at this. Thanks for the videos!
This recap is a masterpiece
that smile gave it away. i know that beautiful man was dwight.
Since i've came across this movie recap channel I CANT STOP WATCHING IT you have the best recap channel ever with the edits and memes XD
*_"He's a quirky billionaire, like Elon Musk, but not as handsome."_*
*This man got burned harder than wood in a campfire.*
hearing you say "Mariana's trench" instead of "the Mariana Trench" was an eye opener for me...
Earth's real name is actually Marianna đ
oh no here come the rule 34 artists
@@johngonzalez3634 I don't get it.
@@themitochondriaisthepowerh7789 If Earth's name is Mariana and the "trench" is called Mariana's Trench .... rule 34
@@xcastle8610 oh no
we gotta explore the trench đ hehe boi
5:24 I like how he sings the song while also making fun of the autotune
I loved the commentary and that the funny parts of the movie were still shown.
I can't be the only one who wanted the Meg to win
i can tell your commentary is getting more confident, i'm happy you are growing in numbers! you have a good drive for content!
I couldnât stop watching! I will definitely have to watch the movie!
5:25 lol amazing
This is argueably one of my favourite movies. I watched it on netflix a long time ago and a few days later i wanted to watch it again but i couldnt find it, then i proceeded to be sad for 3 weeks without any former baguettes to comfort me D: i need a body pillow :/
SOMEBODY SEND THIS PERSON SOME FORMER BAGUETTES AND A BODY PILLOW ASAP
Yo Bugs Bunny what a happened to you youâre a stoned now
No one: **Shoots torpido at meg**
me: `Now thats alot of damage`
everytime jack talked I would pause and go, IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM
"The shark heads to all u can eat buffets and survey all the mouth-watering option"
LMFAO
I'd love to see you recap the Captain Underpants movie one day, it's a great film and I'm sure that it would fit well with your style of recapping!
Alternate Title: Dwight Schrute sends a submarine into The Marianaâs trench. What he finds will shock you
MICHAEL!
I liked it!! Sometimes we just don't have time to sit 120 mins for a movie!! Thanks!!!
Minute Movies: "Oh, look, a baby whale."
Meg: CHOMP THE WHALE
jerryrig but for movies
the shark scratches at level 8 with deeper grooves at level 9
you save me so much time ty man
"Not out off the water yet".
"Safe and sound".
Bro, I busted (in the 2nd fun type of way: laughter).
Gotta thank Subnautica for giving me the ability to, without fail, have a slight panic attack whenever I see deep water.
Kid gets his leg chopped off instantly loves it
can we just take a moment that he makes movies into like 12 minutes long so we dont have to watch all of it and makes it funnier majority of the time?
Hats off to ma boy PimPim the unsung hero of the story. RIP
Edit: hes alive
Much better than sitting thru the movie. Thank you.
I love how they put it in the Mariana Trench even tho itâs the worst hiding place it has no food the megalodon is a cold blooded fish and needs hot waters to live and the trench is a super cold area
where else they hiding a megalodon
Hopefully Toshi's wife receives his Manga idea and becomes a millionaire off it đđ
Same
I literally laughed at the corner line âShe isnât out of the water yetâŠâ
Jason Statham is a great actor.
I love this movie
and the way you explain it makes it extra funny
Thank you!
@@MinuteMovies1 thank you for making rhis movie better
I really like the concept of another biome bellow the ice but they threw all of it away just for a semi decent jaws replica
comparing this movie to sharknado is like comparing apples to oranges, but you can't say neither one isn't a fruit, but can say both are bananas
"She leaves the room feeling tingly" đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Also I would like to recommend a movie named United 93. For 9/11âs 20th anniversary.
I havenât watched it but my friend recommended it. Also great vid!
5:25 the safe and sound beginning notes made me laugh so hard, didn't expect it
the part "oh sorry wrong movie-" is so good LOL đđ€Łđđ đđ€Ł
Oh those beets really did pay up. đ
Finally heroic but realistic ending in a movie.
The scene with the little girl (forgot her name) and the meg slowly come up to glass was so menacing. Sent chills down my spine.
The Meg is such a good Movie. To anyone seei g this Comment I highly recommend watching It.