[@IronMouseParty]

WEIRD TREX MAN

[@theoverlordbear]

And I think this is a case of survival of the weirdest, Mousey. XD

[@stroodlepup]

Hallo, yes our product (this Dino boi) tend to be scuffed

[@JurardTRexford]

IRON RAT WOMAN

[@MoleculeXmolecule]

​@@JurardTRexfordPut some respect on the TUNGSTEN RODENT

[@jacobr2022]

It's okay, he can't hurt you, he's dead now

[@Sylcore]

now we know what *really* happened 65 million years ago

[@whistlerdan7718]

The meteor was specifically targeting Jurard

[@yushioktaviana2146]

I died reading this comment 😭😂🙏

[@samdee8185]

😂😂😂

[@rhecloudie]

my jaw is hurt when i read this comment😭😭

[@andersnelson]

I'm currently mewing while reading this, so I don't have permission to laugh.
Otherwise, I'd screech with laughter.

[@brawlflowers]

My favorite ship dynamic:
Dinasoars and meteors

[@zuzoozuzoozu]

jurard and meteor-chan are so cute tgt

[@Vionnea]

dinasoar!! soar high my cutie patootie dinasoar

[@juraouji]

TIMESTAMPS
0:02 He misses you
0:08 Moment of realization
0:14 Screams of agony
0:22 End

[@cayaaaa9066]

I LOVE HOW THERE’S TIMESTAMPS LMAO

[@notTeaAmaretti]

vyn the mvp

[@transoyster]

o7

[@intisharnusalan1577]

Lmaaaoo this is hilarious

[@EmpiKuro]

>he misses you
well the meteor didn't miss him

[@pixelaudrey]

[@Nixxenitiiii]

thank you so much for writing this down it really helped me see the deeper meaning and the message in this video, i will forever be grateful for this, thank you stranger

[@jermaineaguilar1041]

Bro's accidental rizz be like:
"I fall for you like a meteor crashing down to Earth."

[@Sylcore]

his love is so strong it wiped out all the other dinosaurs

[@justawanderingoldman7699]

Nah. He rizzed so hard that a meteor fell for him lol

[@bananapointone]

​@@justawanderingoldman7699 fell ON him

[@haykalakbar8208]

it's stellar stellar

[@Hanaaa1]

"your like a meteor falling down from earth; We all die because your very hot"

[@rubyrosegold]

"To you, 66 million years from now"

[@hida99ash]

"From you, 66 million years to now"

[@simonesurana]

eren?

[@thesilliest11]

aot reference, love it

[@onlyshinji]

He will never get away with the meteor. They're destined

[@Kay_Sea251]

It's like Truck-kun, except for extinction-level events...

[@justawanderingoldman7699]

​@@Kay_Sea251"The Whole Earth Get Isekai-ed by a Meteor and Now They are Flooding the Other World's Population"
Now this Isekai might bring something new to the genre

[@PersephoneInTheSpring]

@@justawanderingoldman7699 THIS IS GENIUS, Banchou needs to continue the mini series based on this title xD

[@devinose]

Jurard x Meteor the canon ship

[@noralinvicente2857]

Even funnier now😂

[@yakumoyomi5765]

My man casually flexing his VA skills.
I respect it.

[@daizeemi]

Meteor: Bettel sends his regards

[@zuzoozuzoozu]

“BETTEL SENDS HIS REGARDS” HELPP

[@Dazzy_Draws]

THE MIC PEAKS ARE SENDING ME LMAOOOO

[@Fanimati0n]

The spiritual successor to "Hakka takes you on a date but can't stop dropping his metal pipes"

[@averageminecraftenjoyer9419]

I LOVE HOW YOU CAN HEAR HIM JUST EVAPORATING

[@vcaesium]

Now we know the name of this meteor: Nana Asteria.

[@cheer2moon]

This sums up his Wrestletuber match

[@kuyoshie]

cant believe we got to see the wrestletuber match 2 months in advance

[@theogee_officialch]

That bass boosted "IS THAT A METEOR" always gets me, i love shit like that please make more of these scuffed asmrs pls 🙏

[@jadenwilliams4807]

Oh yeah. This is going in the sleep aid playlist.

[@Ameute]

I fall sleep to this every night.

[@Rin_9716]

[EN] Hey Baby, I miss you so much. My cutie-patootie. My Angel. My sweet summer. God, What the f- is that? Is that a meteor!? F̸͈͌ȕ̸̜u̷̘͒ṷ̷͗u̵͖̇u̸͐ͅu̷̢͊u̶̠̎u̴̫͂u̶̢̇u̷̼͐a̸̻͘ḁ̶̇a̷̖͠á̷̢ä̶̬́a̶̧̔c̷̠̕k̴̪̒k̷̯͠k̷̨̾k̵͍̑!̴͙͆!!!!! ̶͇̔H̵̩̿o̶̬̐o̸̦̿ö̷̺ọ̴͝o̶̥̓o̴̖͛o̵̖͐o̴̼̓a̷̦͋a̸̱̒à̸̯h̵̪͂h̴̟̾ḧ̸̡́h̸̥̉h̵̞̔.̷͎̓ ̷͕̒!!!! B̵͖̃a̴̛̩e̴͓̚b̴̭͝y̴̨̌ỹ̴͈!!! ̴͍̓B̵̜͂ạ̶̈́à̷̹ȁ̵̞a̴̡͝é̵̗ě̶̱b̵̟̈y̵̭̽y̵̥̌ẏ̶͈ý̶̝!!!! ̷̼̅H̵͇̆ọ̷̒o̵͈̾ö̴̡́o̷̳͠a̴̭̓a̶̩͗a̶̗̐a̵͍̋ä̷͓a̶̧̎h̵̻̆h̷̢̋h̷͎͝h̷͇̏ḥ̸̾h̷͉̃h̸̔!!!!

[@user-km5rd8sw4v]

Such a sad story.

[@UrCrazyGurl_Violet]

LMAOOO HELP

[@justawanderingoldman7699]

It's nice to see many are coming back here after our dino boy got crushed by a meteor in the WrestleTuber 2024 just the other day. This video is just like a prophecy for it lol

[@Eli-890gf]

0:08 is my fav part LMFAO "wtf is that"

[@theoverlordbear]

I can easily imagine how Jurard's body is unraveling from the meteor's force there. And now I'm thinking that he got rebuilt into revival like Kazuya Mishima was in Tekken 4.

[@meatniku2246]

its been written in the stars aha

[@theoverlordbear]

And now you got me thinking that his Stars JP seniors' song Pentas would be another hilariously great fit for him getting wiped out by a meteor.

[@campgoals]

came back to this realizing this was what happened when nana asteria ended the last remaining dino XD

[@Noobersss]

This Asmr gonna be a canon event in the #wrestletuber2024 when banchou is defeated in the first round

[@justawanderingoldman7699]

Well well well... It's already his fate, eh? Dinosaur will always lose to meteor...

[@3XZDgg]

canon event 😭

[@AlejandroGonzalez-ou1sl]

Guy scream so loud he turn into a police car

[@JarenceThatShowerGuy]

Man. AND here I thought we'd get something wholesome from Jurard for once.
What we got in the end was EVEN BETTER. 🤣🤣🤣✨

[@Bukyo284]

I can feel what dinosaur experience now.

[@TranAran]

Bro turned into a car alarm before the video cuts off 💀

[@Neowolf217]

Cutie patootie!! I'm F#$king dying! LOL

[@justzantony7334]

The Crunch in the mic😂😂😂

[@kirigherkins]

"Oh neat another good ASMR boyfriend me--HOLOSTARS EN?!" lmaooo

[@mxsseschibi]

Finally. Finally the meteors got the coordinates correct

[@HappyHakkitoSmiles]

Iconic tbh

[@Monte_Carlo451]

The rizz was so negative that it attracted a meteor

[@necomata105]

Holopro never beating the comedian allegation

[@thaitoan4760]

I love how it starts with talking close to the ear and end up talking through a walkie-talkie

[@lost.274]

When he says you're cute but cheats immediately with a meteor

[@fudankun3000]

so that's the prologue of Jurard T Rexford before he got excavated and revived to be here now

[@feorge33]

'Your Name' was a bit different from what I remembered.

[@Zoe_Staggs]

Dammmnnnn man’s rizz was so good even a meteor fell for him

[@Dinahsour]

This always helps me sleep and relax, thank you 💖

[@its.zariaaa]

omg secret lore?!?! sasuga, banchou! this is amazing

[@ArcaneMaiden]

Mission Accomplished.
=====Battle Report=====
Dinosaur - 0
Meteor - 1

[@KRNNT-]

I went from smiling in humor to a full-blown laughter.

[@sudayyn8370]

The scream suddenly become siren towards the end lmao

[@private7827]

This style of boyfriend asmr is my favorite thing to come out of the genre.

[@_ao]

the effects are so on point LMFAOOOO

[@mudcchi5571]

Best ASMR ever, RIP Banchou 🙏🙏🙏

[@GrumbleDogg]

Play this at 0.25x speed for an experience.

[@dominoot2652]

I was imagining that it was only him that was dying and everyone else was fine

[@softae6767]

THE MIC AT THE END I CANTTT 😂😂

[@Mberlyyy]

Dying from a meteor....what an ICK😂😂😂

[@yannoyannonono443]

This gave me a hearty belly laugh I hadn't had in literal years. Thanks Jurard.

[@kay9892]

I'm still cryin from his screams LMFAOO
This is what happened in the Mesozoic era

[@sapphirehoseki]

I'm honestly loving how this is becoming a trend😂

[@phobiaanimations]

*THAT HIGH NOTE* 😭

[@little_avena]

i nearly choked on my drink, help

[@Sh12pen]

I've been watching so many of these boyfriend parody asmr videos recently and it's only fitting that my oshi that fits the theme perfectly does one too 😂😂😂

[@JustALonelyFreak.]

I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF AT:
Him: "my sweet someon-" ☺
*"God what the fuck is that??"* 🤨

[@ProbablyAsmoDeus]

his scream when the meteor hits actually perfect to make some horror scream jumpscare

[@EatingMikeTysonsAss]

I don't even know anymore

[@lamentofinnocence]

finally asmr to sleep to

[@JustCallMeTiff.]

I FOUND THIS IN MY RECOMMENDED AND I'M GLAD I CLICKED ON IT

[@enoki_suki]

When Nana eradicate him

[@kyle__dotme]

jurard vs nana voicepack

[@enoki_suki]

@@kyle__dotme LOL 😭

[@natechods]

we need prequel of this

[@dalgona4819]

Congrats on 100k lol
(also gods this was louder when played on my desktop XD)

[@veronica_editig3698]

I just started laughing, this is funny as hell.
I’m going crazy.

[@bearcoffeecake66]

I'd be like "damn, that's crazy
you good bruh?"

[@theredbadger1744]

Bro got Stellar Stellar'd

[@shr1i1mp]

this is really good, I've never felt more at ease

[@NyahNyahHeeey]

Seems like this meteor could actually aim

[@potpuree]

you were made for this. that was an aural, orchestral, theatrical masterpiece. truly amazing voice acting from the longing romantic notion at the start, the dread upon realising what was happening inevitably around you, the guttural fear in those screams that towards the end made you sound like the actual meteor itself. phenomenal voice acting, as always. very immersive asmr experience. i will listen to this on loop for the next 7 days to help with my insomnia. thank you banchou for always thinking of us im sorry you had to die to make this for us always in our hearts #sorawrity

[@TsundereAlpaca]

Bro's so attractive that he attracted a meteor

[@imblank6161]

I'm been looping this video for like 20 times now, shit's dumb hilarious

[@Reydriel]

I've come back to this about 7 times this past day and have burst out laughing every time lmfaooo

[@yumerisa]

I KEEP REPLAYING THIS

[@adamdeguzman2461]

Bro got hit with stellar 💀

[@JustAnotHerNoBody8]

This got me giggling, kicking my feet, and blushing.

[@V4Vantablack]

omg my sides LMAOOOO thanks for a nice dinosaur history lesson

[@NatashaHoney]

"a short love story"

[@user-uk1lb7ge4v]

I do not regret clicking on this video

[@novaninja729]

Yugioh players after the 5th summon

[@ThatGuyNikolas]

When he said: "Is that a meteor?"
I felt that...

[@Miss.Dimitrescu]

THOSE ARE POPPY PLAYTIME KINDA SCREAMS WHAT THE HELL(it’s good though just caught off guard 😭😭)

[@TheInescapableVoidThatIsLife]

This was so much better than i though it was going to be, this made me laugh so hard im tearing up

[@Idkmynamelmao]

I'm going to use this as a alarm clock 😂😂 I love this LMAO

[@coolchilliyo]

I watched this like 10+ times already. It was too funny. 😂

[@lilyphillips2867]

I like how the audio quality goes from crisp and clear to Nyan Neko Sugar Girls in less than a second

[@pentagonuts]

truly the asmr of all time. thank you banchou

[@dual2limit]

He has such a way with words even when he's dying

[@kyle__dotme]

it was a mistake to try out my new earphones on this

[@yuumeko]

So this is what they mean by girlfriend experience...

[@suoh_88]

Well, at least he made it out alive and documented it for us 😂

[@rizquartz]

dinosaur extinction caught on camera that’s crazy

[@favoinousscum3718]

WHY IS MY RECOMMENDED ALL ASMR BOYFRIEND [random cute moment heree] BUT DIES FROM [random method of death]?! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK?!

[@Alexis-vv5bk]

And that concludes my essay on why ARMI is the best Vtuber group ever.

[@Angel_dust_fan]

Underrated that scream was f@ck!ng amazing

[@aaaah540]

Now there are only three members of ARMIS 😢

[@quitedd666]

THE SCREAMS BAHAHAHABABAHAHAHAHA I CANT