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  • @legoshi6531
    @legoshi6531 Před 19 dny +16499

    Just two friends blasting each other's asses having a good time 🗿

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 19 dny +44

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

    • @iank768
      @iank768 Před 19 dny +102

      💀💀💀

    • @kidsyx
      @kidsyx Před 19 dny +126

      Just bros being bros 😂

    • @AKtoTok
      @AKtoTok Před 19 dny +9

      😂

    • @Lando_Calzonian_MK8
      @Lando_Calzonian_MK8 Před 19 dny +81

      Ass Blasting with your bros is always so fun 😊❤

  • @starmakarma
    @starmakarma Před 19 dny +10704

    let it be known from here on out; the most emotion charlie has ever displayed in a thumbnail was from him on a bidet.

    • @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1
      @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 Před 19 dny +4

      Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😘

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 19 dny +12

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

    • @wan2shuffle
      @wan2shuffle Před 19 dny +110

      Does anyone know what the purpose of these bots is?

    • @cantinadudes
      @cantinadudes Před 19 dny +182

      ​@@wan2shuffleto get accs to 100k so they can get verified. Once they're verified they can be sold or used to scam people. They'll later change their name and profile picture to a popular youtuber or something

    • @PsychoWolf14
      @PsychoWolf14 Před 19 dny +15

      To be fair: He did get water sprayed right up his poop chute.

  • @kamikaze1453
    @kamikaze1453 Před 18 dny +1870

    “Magic missile” is the absolute last thing I want to hear while a strange machine is inches away from my ass

  • @galaxyvulture6649
    @galaxyvulture6649 Před 18 dny +940

    Today we learned cockroaches, d*ldos, and bidets are the three things that bring the most emotion out of penguinz0

  • @madsstahl
    @madsstahl Před 19 dny +3084

    “That one speed bagged my balls” 💀💀💀💀

  • @vegito_1235
    @vegito_1235 Před 19 dny +16395

    that thumbnail is insane

  • @necroz08
    @necroz08 Před 18 dny +358

    What his immigration officer thinks Moist E-Sports is about

  • @AdlerHarpy
    @AdlerHarpy Před 18 dny +1168

    Tushy: *Gentle stream*
    TOTO SW3084: "Assume the position"

  • @TheRaleighwakefield
    @TheRaleighwakefield Před 19 dny +5258

    New Show idea. Battle Bidets. Contestants control their opponents bidet until someone gets off the toilet. Winner is the last one sitting.

  • @xiriex
    @xiriex Před 19 dny +8056

    Never thought this would need a tier list yet here we are

    • @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1
      @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 Před 19 dny +2

      Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😘

    • @ilovepuffins
      @ilovepuffins Před 19 dny +8

      My first thought was wow this is the top tier list I need more than any other fr

    • @alexthemovie
      @alexthemovie Před 19 dny

      I animate better than penguinz0.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 19 dny

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

    • @I_am_MrCheese
      @I_am_MrCheese Před 19 dny +3

      🧀 *Cheese* 🧀

  • @ember-brandt
    @ember-brandt Před 17 dny +862

    This felt like an Unus Annus episode 🖤🤍

    • @lolbox1859
      @lolbox1859 Před 17 dny +60

      unus anus but i agree

    • @TeenPerspektiva
      @TeenPerspektiva Před 17 dny +42

      Memento Mori friends

    • @cerata8276
      @cerata8276 Před 17 dny +14

      Unus Annus vibes

    • @Car5rtui
      @Car5rtui Před 17 dny +7

      Now that you said that. I miss uno Annus, I’m sad they removed
      There channel

    • @BrotherMax6
      @BrotherMax6 Před 17 dny +3

      @@lolbox1859they are correct, it’s unus annus

  • @weirdfish1216
    @weirdfish1216 Před 18 dny +189

    the japanese toilet segment is the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all year 😭

    • @ktmdukenz
      @ktmdukenz Před 3 dny +3

      yah for sure, that was a laugh I needed.

  • @PossiblyAnIrishGuy
    @PossiblyAnIrishGuy Před 19 dny +1574

    Not gonna lie, I didn't have "watch 2 grown men have their asses blasted by water" on my 2024 bingo card.

    • @FireJach
      @FireJach Před 18 dny +5

      because you don't have a 2024 bingo card

    • @xaief9392
      @xaief9392 Před 18 dny +11

      @@FireJachwho says they don’t?

    • @Nikosopher
      @Nikosopher Před 18 dny +6

      Maybe they had not having a 2024 bingo card on their 2024 bingo card​@FireJach

    • @piercemccauley7079
      @piercemccauley7079 Před 18 dny +2

      I did

    • @deku5803
      @deku5803 Před 18 dny +1

      Brother none of us had, but we're all greatfull that it happened nonetheless

  • @nolanthompson3400
    @nolanthompson3400 Před 19 dny +1251

    This video is like an audio log you would find in a horror game.

  • @ExtraCelest1al
    @ExtraCelest1al Před 19 dny +526

    I am DYING
    when Matt says “yep” & his face travels across the bottom of the screen…
    These are single-handedly the 2 most self-assured men on the entire internet.
    Bless your hearts.

    • @mustwereallydothis
      @mustwereallydothis Před 18 dny +6

      The most self-assured men on the internet? I don't know about that. Have you watched the GMM colonoscopy video? I'd put them solidly in second place, though

    • @Stormwolf1O1x
      @Stormwolf1O1x Před 18 dny +8

      when Matt says “yep” & his face travels across the bottom of the screen…
      I bet the editor of this video saw this comment and thought, "Hell yeah, I knew that was a good one."

    • @Kavaitsu
      @Kavaitsu Před 18 dny +4

      ​@@Stormwolf1O1x let's give it up for the editor 👏 applause 👏

    • @ExtraCelest1al
      @ExtraCelest1al Před 17 dny +1

      @@mustwereallydothis no I haven’t. 😆 what’s GNM?

    • @ieatgluesoyoudonthaveto
      @ieatgluesoyoudonthaveto Před 17 dny +1

      @@ExtraCelest1algood mythical morning

  • @danmcelhinney8478
    @danmcelhinney8478 Před 17 dny +63

    The fact they both picked "player one" then wonder why both remotes are controlling one toilet had me in fits.

  • @Zappitty
    @Zappitty Před 19 dny +1746

    when a friendship goes to a length to where you and your friend can have fun using bidets and even rank them, youve reached the absolute peak of a bond

  • @llunalive4271
    @llunalive4271 Před 19 dny +1368

    the concept of 2 grown men giddy with joy getting pierced by a shooting jet of water is truely one of the 7 wonders of the world

    • @glitch1039
      @glitch1039 Před 19 dny

      penetrated*

    • @christopherdavis7069
      @christopherdavis7069 Před 19 dny +10

      Truely…

    • @malfeastial
      @malfeastial Před 19 dny

      Joy? They got sexually assaulted by the Japanese bidet 💀

    • @twilightgeneral777
      @twilightgeneral777 Před 19 dny

      I'm not sure they were so much giddy with joy as fearing for their lives (Or at least their anal virginity lol)

    • @RizZRizZ-
      @RizZRizZ- Před 19 dny

      @@christopherdavis7069cruelly? Maybe that was in his mind.

  • @potsunemiku
    @potsunemiku Před 18 dny +107

    Watching two full grown men scream about how much of a bidet hurt is not something I knew I needed

  • @billyischris
    @billyischris Před 18 dny +36

    Nothing can prepare you for this specific sensation. I stayed at a Japanese onsen with two of my friends, and from day 1 the default prank was turning the bidet pressure all the way up before leaving the bathroom so if the next person didn't check before hitting start they'd absolutely power wash their pooper. We drank every time someone screamed from inside the bathroom.

  • @DarkandDolan
    @DarkandDolan Před 19 dny +1562

    I have a bidet and I can’t go past 10% pressure for fear of my life. These men are the brave heroes we needed.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 19 dny +5

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

    • @ShaneTheBane
      @ShaneTheBane Před 19 dny +102

      Same. My bidet feels like it'll rip my skin off if I go higher than like 15-20%

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před 19 dny +2

      How much did yours cost?

    • @Shadowboost
      @Shadowboost Před 19 dny +26

      ​@@ShaneTheBanethat's why you need to aim it in the hole

    • @Devious90210
      @Devious90210 Před 19 dny +124

      I go full power every time. I just want to feel something 🚬🗿

  • @llamapi3
    @llamapi3 Před 19 dny +1282

    Never thought I would be amused by 2 grown men blasting their asses on youtube. But here I am.

    • @JoeyEX
      @JoeyEX Před 19 dny +18

      I knew I would, that’s why I clicked, lmao

    • @devonwilliams2423
      @devonwilliams2423 Před 19 dny +2

      Plot twist, Charlie’s got a cousin named tooshi

    • @darkljs
      @darkljs Před 19 dny +3

      ayo pause XD

    • @Ectotasmic
      @Ectotasmic Před 19 dny +1

      usually im amused by that on a different website

    • @GanjaScotty
      @GanjaScotty Před 18 dny

      @@EctotasmicGross 🤢

  • @alkalineatheris6171
    @alkalineatheris6171 Před 18 dny +92

    Started watching thinking, "Stupid"
    I'm not sure I've ever been this invested into a you tube video.
    This is the content that matches my soul apparently.

  • @sadib4782
    @sadib4782 Před 19 dny +37

    “i feel like tom cruise in the new movie where he drives the plane”
    “mission impossible?” 💀💀💀

  • @masonfam1832
    @masonfam1832 Před 19 dny +2493

    Never in my life did I expect a moistcritikal bidet review

    • @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1
      @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 Před 19 dny +3

      Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😘

    • @alexthemovie
      @alexthemovie Před 19 dny

      I animate better than penguinz0.

    • @chrissixtytwix
      @chrissixtytwix Před 19 dny

      Honestly I'm not surprised at all, the man owns tons of sex toys, it's only the correct line of action to go to something that cleans your ass after getting stuff that goes up your ass.

    • @RichardCox0
      @RichardCox0 Před 19 dny +21

      That's part of the beauty of it. Often the best gifts are unexpected.
      God damn these bots

    • @theamazingcj2748
      @theamazingcj2748 Před 19 dny +26

      ​@@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1can someone please tell me what this means. This bot has been lurking forever, but it doesn't make sense.

  • @Mystic-Midnight
    @Mystic-Midnight Před 19 dny +1064

    "It won't stop and if i stand up the camera sees my penis and the water sprays the camera" in a pleading tone is probably the funniest thing Matt's said in any of these videos

  • @realbadcorps
    @realbadcorps Před 18 dny +27

    These men need a medal of honor for their bravery. Charles deserves a purple heart for his injuries sustained.

  • @justindiaz7860
    @justindiaz7860 Před 18 dny +28

    Moist critikal getting critikally moistened

  • @therealcriky
    @therealcriky Před 19 dny +846

    "IM HITTING THE GIRL!" is a sentence i never thought id hear from matt

  • @ardenlatham6463
    @ardenlatham6463 Před 19 dny +650

    The plot twist with the backwards remotes in the last one is such a good blend of situational comedy and psychological horror

    • @rookapooka4873
      @rookapooka4873 Před 19 dny +13

      Psychological horror?💀

    • @lazzyTV_
      @lazzyTV_ Před 19 dny

      damn why did you spoiler me this

    • @SuperCompany007
      @SuperCompany007 Před 19 dny

      @@rookapooka4873ur in a tiny room getting ur ass blasted with boiling water and hot air forever

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager Před 19 dny +8

      literal jigsaw trap

    • @elomoreloR6
      @elomoreloR6 Před 19 dny

      ​@@rookapooka4873 ?

  • @noir5697
    @noir5697 Před 18 dny +72

    i like that matt looks like a normal human and charlie is looking like he has a bidet fetish

  • @andrewmahony1734
    @andrewmahony1734 Před 18 dny +36

    Charlie's anguished and fatigued face at 18:16 is reminiscent of Christ's final moments on the cross

  • @crash64-
    @crash64- Před 19 dny +821

    The Magic Missile setting is wild. Fuckin auto-hits your prostate

    • @ShockingPikachu
      @ShockingPikachu Před 19 dny +22

      ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK.
      That's when toilet time becomes fun

    • @VidGamer123
      @VidGamer123 Před 19 dny +4

      TORMENTUM!

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager Před 19 dny +11

      it hurts at first but the longer it goes on, the more relaxed you become, and the more you start to enjoy yourself

    • @ShockingPikachu
      @ShockingPikachu Před 19 dny +44

      @@Wulfjager hang on. This... sounds sus

    • @govinddas7876
      @govinddas7876 Před 19 dny +26

      @@Wulfjager HOLD ON AYO

  • @dsouthmonster
    @dsouthmonster Před 19 dny +536

    This is the first time I've ever seen Charlie both laugh and cry so hard that by the end of the moment, tears are visibly running down his face.

    • @LeNomEstYves
      @LeNomEstYves Před 19 dny +31

      Nah the water was shooting up his ass so hard it was coming out of his eyes. He wasn't cry laughing

  • @bert.6508
    @bert.6508 Před 18 dny +23

    i can just imagine the crew hearing their screams outside lmaooooooo

  • @MikaelGuerra
    @MikaelGuerra Před 17 dny +11

    The ad placement right at 6:22 had me crying. That was heavy "we'll be right back" vibes.

  • @Krimzon_
    @Krimzon_ Před 19 dny +447

    The thumbnail is filled with such raw primal emotion.... for bidets

    • @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1
      @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 Před 19 dny +1

      Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😘

    • @RichardCox0
      @RichardCox0 Před 19 dny +2

      Bidets do sometimes evoke such emotions, don't underestimate them

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 19 dny

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

    • @KAZUIPRODUCTIONS
      @KAZUIPRODUCTIONS Před 19 dny

      Dbot

    • @putrasty
      @putrasty Před 19 dny

      Lust provoking thumbnail

  • @runningn2life818
    @runningn2life818 Před 19 dny +363

    Those were some of the best belly laughs. I can't believe I just watched a grown man get ass blasted 3 times in a row by heated water that's tough.

  • @KaiUndMoritz
    @KaiUndMoritz Před 17 dny +22

    10:30 greatest youtube format ever conceived. 4 guys on bidet toilets with different remotes trying to guess who has which ones remote.

  • @ELIJAH______
    @ELIJAH______ Před 18 dny +10

    By far one of the best videos ya'll have ever put out. I love the raw emotion in the video.

  • @blewz3399
    @blewz3399 Před 19 dny +751

    Thank you so much, I could not sleep last night because i kept thinking, "Whats better? a cheap bidet or an expensive one?" SO glad u answered my question.

    • @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1
      @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 Před 19 dny +1

      Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😘

    • @alexthemovie
      @alexthemovie Před 19 dny +1

      I animate better than penguinz0.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 19 dny +2

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

    • @I_am_MrCheese
      @I_am_MrCheese Před 19 dny +1

      🧀 *Cheese* 🧀

    • @coralruler
      @coralruler Před 19 dny +18

      man i look for real replies and see these bots

  • @heliumpai7627
    @heliumpai7627 Před 19 dny +433

    Man this is the peak video to watch at 2 am, just 2 dudes getting their ass blasted and laughing about it

  • @SueTheGuiltyDeer
    @SueTheGuiltyDeer Před 12 dny +4

    Watching two grown men get violated by toilets is something I didn't know I had on my bucket list...

  • @sideshowtink
    @sideshowtink Před 18 dny +16

    I laughed so hard throughout this. The last bidet was like you both were going through McKamey Manor.

  • @Eramaeis
    @Eramaeis Před 19 dny +2342

    This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in so long 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Charlie actually just crying because the Japanese one is too fucking complicated. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @raging100
      @raging100 Před 19 dny +7

      Imagine paying to be a member of a free yt channel lmaooo

    • @zvddy
      @zvddy Před 19 dny +99

      @@raging100cause he likes the content and wants to show some love.

    • @Haruspex528
      @Haruspex528 Před 19 dny +5

      ​@@zvddypaypig shielding ain't a good look

    • @ratboygirl
      @ratboygirl Před 19 dny

      @@Haruspex528”paypig” my brother in christ this is not a bdsm transaction. this is akin to throwing a street performer some change cuz you like their music

    • @evanenglehart3
      @evanenglehart3 Před 19 dny +30

      Internet Jesus needs his donations as well lol…. Let people support who they want

  • @ARDIZsq
    @ARDIZsq Před 19 dny +387

    The most emotion I've EVER seen from Charlie, and it's him having the ol' chocolate starfish blasted into next week

    • @Chr725
      @Chr725 Před 18 dny +4

      That would break any man

    • @Fubie
      @Fubie Před 18 dny +4

      It ain’t chocolate after that

  • @JooshMaGoosh
    @JooshMaGoosh Před 18 dny +5

    Who knew bidet reviews is where matt would shine the most. He killed it with the commentary this video.

  • @moltendoesstuff
    @moltendoesstuff Před 19 dny +1483

    The remotes being in the wrong order was the biggest plot twist of the 21st century
    EDIT: Upon additional feedback in the comments, it seems as though both remotes could have controlled either toilet, which in all honesty just makes the situation ten times funnier. I like to imagine that Charlie pushed a single button to get Matt's air setting to start, while Charlie got put through the Naruto Thousand Years of Pain because Matt had his remote angled slightly towards Charlie's direction

    • @Oliver-bh5tr
      @Oliver-bh5tr Před 19 dny +9

      spoilers 😪

    • @moltendoesstuff
      @moltendoesstuff Před 19 dny +7

      @@Oliver-bh5tr I probably should a thought about that. Srry!😓

    • @thickmomson
      @thickmomson Před 19 dny

      Hey man,you just spoiled it for me

    • @perry714.
      @perry714. Před 19 dny

      They weren’t though, they swapped back

    • @kevin15535
      @kevin15535 Před 19 dny +16

      @@Oliver-bh5tr going into comment section before finishing video:

  • @FetusDeletus360
    @FetusDeletus360 Před 19 dny +245

    Imagine never watching this channel before and this is the first video you watch from them.

  • @TheGodofweak
    @TheGodofweak Před 18 dny +9

    The noises that came from this video are gonna trigger nightmares for years to come, holy shit.

  • @respectwhamen9014
    @respectwhamen9014 Před 18 dny +6

    Never saw charlie got this many emotions on his face

  • @KanyeCleep
    @KanyeCleep Před 19 dny +768

    This might be the best review video ever

  • @annme_87
    @annme_87 Před 19 dny +228

    This is the kind of friendship everyone deserves.

  • @MadMan206YT
    @MadMan206YT Před 18 dny +12

    The entire $400 one reminds me of the cars 2 scene where Mater goes to japan and he doesn't know how to use the car bidet 😂😂

  • @LycorisRadiata
    @LycorisRadiata Před 19 dny +3

    I genuinely mean it when I say I never thought I would witness this in my lifetime despite being born in the 21st Century, where thanks to technology we are exposed to what was once considered horrors of the old world. you have changed my outlook on my insides, and for that you have my heart. please, round of applause to charlie and matt.

  • @mylestheman
    @mylestheman Před 19 dny +306

    "If I held it for too long I'd be spitting up water" 💀

  • @Mini-ov7mh
    @Mini-ov7mh Před 19 dny +164

    I think the cinematography deserves an award

  • @Buddyeric
    @Buddyeric Před 18 dny +2

    A bidet is life changing, I own the Tushy Ive had it for 4 years and Ive been loving it! At the time I bought mine on promo for 70$

  • @spiderbyte407
    @spiderbyte407 Před 12 dny +1

    favorite piece of media on the world wide web right here

  • @QwibzOSRS
    @QwibzOSRS Před 19 dny +824

    Not using Ludwig's bidet is such a slap in the nuts.

  • @Andre-eo9io
    @Andre-eo9io Před 19 dny +261

    "If I held it for too long, I was gonna be spittin' up water, I think."
    Truer words have never been spoken, as a 3 year bidet veteran... reverse osmosis in action. 😤

    • @DrDementia
      @DrDementia Před 19 dny +11

      Thank you for serving our country brave solder

    • @Kevin03341
      @Kevin03341 Před 19 dny +2

      Which bathroom did you serve in?

  • @TwoPolarCat
    @TwoPolarCat Před 19 dny

    I bought my first bidet attachment years ago, and I haven't looked back since. Genuinely life changing. Nowadays, I have the handheld nozzle attachment. A little learning curve to it, as using the wrong angle could cover your hands in water, or spray through your bawlsack. But once learned, it's unparalleled. My hole has never been cleaner. I would love if it had some soap in it as well, and temperature control, but I don't have the budget for all that, and this gets the job done well. Bidets should be absolutely standard everywhere. Please.

  • @VitaminDealer
    @VitaminDealer Před 18 dny +2

    Easily the funniest video you've made and probably the funniest thing I've seen in years

  • @Xxnonymuz
    @Xxnonymuz Před 19 dny +265

    Just finished a 9HR shift at work, what better way to end off the night than to watch Matt and Charlie clean their ass 😂

  • @imurboi
    @imurboi Před 19 dny +442

    "Go 100, Go 100"💀💀"just roll with it"

    • @alexthemovie
      @alexthemovie Před 19 dny +1

      I animate better than penguinz0.

    • @BombaWomba
      @BombaWomba Před 19 dny

      I animate better than you ​@@alexthemovie

    • @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1
      @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 Před 19 dny +1

      Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😘

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 19 dny

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

    • @Mathster60
      @Mathster60 Před 19 dny +6

      bros comment is bot central wtf

  • @fmbmoe1743
    @fmbmoe1743 Před 18 dny +1

    By far their most informative and useful tier list, truly some good stuff😂

  • @Jokin_Jake
    @Jokin_Jake Před 19 dny +368

    This is exactly what id want from a bidet test. so glad you went through with it

  • @jillydaqueen2282
    @jillydaqueen2282 Před 19 dny +198

    OMG That was like a sitcom bit. No matter what they try, it just blasts only Charlie in the bunghole. I'm dying.

  • @thedizsilent5188
    @thedizsilent5188 Před 18 dny +3

    I felt emotionally raw before I watched this video and now I'm just laughing. This is a video I didn't know I needed that found me at the right time😂

  • @TylerMFerris
    @TylerMFerris Před 19 dny +9

    “Hold on, I’m embracing” is a crazy quote

  • @Xxnonymuz
    @Xxnonymuz Před 19 dny +175

    *”Tushy was definitely better, Tushy let’s you play with the angles cuz that one speed bagged my balls in the beginning”* That description was oddly specific but definitely imaginable😂😂

  • @Bearoniaa
    @Bearoniaa Před 19 dny +2173

    That thumbnail is exactly what I needed popping up on my screen while showing my mother-in-law an email. Thanks Charlie
    Edit: watched the video together and now she's a fan

    • @alexthemovie
      @alexthemovie Před 19 dny

      I animate better than penguinz0.

    • @Deathstorm501
      @Deathstorm501 Před 19 dny +49

      ​@@alexthemovie Is that impressive? I dont think he animates but im not a superfan

    • @Zenigundam
      @Zenigundam Před 19 dny +4

      Your mother-in-law? You're too young to have a husband. You're about 20. Why do you people insist on doing this to yourselves?

    • @CombatWombat-nq2fc
      @CombatWombat-nq2fc Před 19 dny +13

      @deathstorm501 it’s not impressive, penguinz0 doesn’t animate and the commenter is a bit

    • @CombatWombat-nq2fc
      @CombatWombat-nq2fc Před 19 dny +6

      *bot

  • @Chritt574
    @Chritt574 Před 18 dny

    One of if not the funniest video I’ve seen from you Charlie good shit 😂😂

  • @Saturn8382_
    @Saturn8382_ Před 18 dny +1

    Recently got staples in my head and this is the video to watch, even my staples are loving this

  • @_b_u_l_l_s_h_a_r_k_
    @_b_u_l_l_s_h_a_r_k_ Před 19 dny +101

    If anyone cares, we bought that cheap one at the beginning of the pandemic and it’s still going strong four years later. Terrific purchase for less than $40.

    • @THE-X-Force
      @THE-X-Force Před 16 dny

      Doesn't the cold water bother you?

  • @wtfdfw
    @wtfdfw Před 19 dny +451

    As a former plumber, I would highly recommend these. If you're handy, they're easy to install.
    There's a shut off valve behind everyone's toilet (US Plumbing ONLY). Turn that off. Take off your toilet seat. Screws off underneath towards the back of the toilet.
    Follow instructions for bidet install.
    *** JUST A HEADS UP!! DO NOT TOUCH YOUR SHUT OFF VALVE BEHIND YOUR TOILET IF IT'S OLD, RUSTY, HAS ANY TYPE OF CALCIUM/FLUORIDE BUILD UP. YOU MAY BREAK IT CAUSE IT'LL BE FRAGILE AND FLOOD YOUR BATHROOM. If you're uncertain, call a plumbing company and ask how much they're willing to charge to install the Bidet***
    I HIGHLY RECOMMEND EVERYONE TO GET ONE!

    • @pink1536
      @pink1536 Před 19 dny +38

      As a not a former plumber I also highly recommend these. I'm sick of smelling people's ass as they walk by

    • @averyfishyfish
      @averyfishyfish Před 19 dny +1

      As someone who smells peoples ass​, I do not recommend this. @@pink1536

    • @Suninrags
      @Suninrags Před 19 dny +5

      ​@@pink1536 hyperozmia moment?

    • @EvanDaGr8
      @EvanDaGr8 Před 19 dny +6

      you've convinced me.

    • @noahhkun5097
      @noahhkun5097 Před 19 dny +13

      @@pink1536is this an American problem?

  • @willvrtist
    @willvrtist Před 18 dny +5

    This is probably one of the greatest videos of modern CZcams history..😂 feels like a fever dream..

  • @WhiteCharisma
    @WhiteCharisma Před 18 dny

    Charlie and Matt truly the best of friends to be able to record themselves blasting ass and laughing about it. 2024 content has been top tier!

  • @mylestheman
    @mylestheman Před 19 dny +797

    Imagine some American guy screaming during his first time in a public European restroom

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 19 dny +2

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

    • @epicgamer6045
      @epicgamer6045 Před 19 dny

      @@p-__bot

    • @ry_er
      @ry_er Před 19 dny

      Depends how good the twink was, like I’d understand I think

    • @Posh_Quack
      @Posh_Quack Před 19 dny +82

      As an American, every time a friend needs to use the bathroom and they see the bidet, they instantly want to try it. They scream.

    • @walter-vq1fw
      @walter-vq1fw Před 19 dny

      Would scream

  • @ThePigeon5734
    @ThePigeon5734 Před 19 dny +155

    the half laugh half crying "IT WON'T STOP" is hilarious

  • @Julmara
    @Julmara Před 19 dny +1

    absolutely marvelous
    i love the swing of emotions in these fun pain shock it has it all

  • @drakeusmaximus2459
    @drakeusmaximus2459 Před 17 dny +2

    Been living with a Toto toilet as my daily driver for almost a year now. To poop and not use a bidet just feels unhealthy now. No such thing as a bad shit, everything gets out every time. Worth every penny.

  • @tobianorider4303
    @tobianorider4303 Před 19 dny +92

    bidets are scary ngl. like you're chilling and relaxed after finally taking a shit, and then suddenly BOOM jet stream enema

    • @dogdjinn
      @dogdjinn Před 19 dny +20

      it's way nicer when the water is heated

    • @joonjoon819
      @joonjoon819 Před 19 dny +9

      Don't you feel the need to clean your hole with water tho

    • @willo1345
      @willo1345 Před 19 dny +6

      You get used to it fast. Then you'll never want to use a toilet without one.

    • @jira6423
      @jira6423 Před 19 dny

      ⁠@@dogdjinnthe cold water wakes you up

  • @tacobell393
    @tacobell393 Před 19 dny +56

    Just came back from Japan. Best part of the trip were the bidets. They had a privacy mode with bird and waterfall sounds, as well as heated seats, AND English descriptions on the buttons lol.

    • @flavoryf566
      @flavoryf566 Před 19 dny +1

      those privacy modes are great. Love the ones that have little music jingles too.

    • @liamtitan5598
      @liamtitan5598 Před 19 dny +1

      The heated seats are clutch. I was in Kyoto in the winter and waking up to a heated seat was awesome.

  • @markkucharski2272
    @markkucharski2272 Před 13 dny +1

    For a clean smooth bathroom experience -
    1. Use "DUDE WIPES"
    2. Increase your fiber intake

  • @titann3546
    @titann3546 Před 18 dny

    This is the most emotion this man has ever shown on his channel

  • @frodetroels4738
    @frodetroels4738 Před 19 dny +92

    Charlie and Matt getting semi violated by a Japanese bidet is content I didn't know I needed, but am eternally grateful I got 😂

  • @XXMARIOXX-dk4po
    @XXMARIOXX-dk4po Před 19 dny +56

    I genuinely hope that some random person that's sincerely looking for a bidet comes across this.

    • @NosnebNosnebNosneb
      @NosnebNosnebNosneb Před 19 dny +3

      Ima get one when I live on my own, it makes so much more sense to use water instead of paper

  • @michaelthorne4252
    @michaelthorne4252 Před 18 dny +1

    This might be the greatest video idea I've ever seen

  • @icb-vd6jl
    @icb-vd6jl Před 19 dny +3

    I have not cried laughing like this in a while. Thank you for suffering for our entertainment

  • @Robbery_
    @Robbery_ Před 19 dny +94

    when they go outside to the lobby and speak about their experience it sounds like they had say gex out of context 💀

    • @perrywclifton
      @perrywclifton Před 18 dny +11

      Just let the intrusive thoughts win and say “gay sex”

    • @Robbery_
      @Robbery_ Před 18 dny +4

      @@perrywclifton gay sex? never heard of it

  • @Elluzive
    @Elluzive Před 19 dny +137

    Everyone has to lose their bidet virginity one day.

    • @alexthemovie
      @alexthemovie Před 19 dny

      I animate better than penguinz0.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 19 dny

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

    • @javierfraire8741
      @javierfraire8741 Před 19 dny +11

      Lmfao. Not a sentence I ever wished to hear, but thanks for the laugh

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica Před 19 dny +8

      Charlie seemed to take it quite well on that last one

  • @chrisbaldwin8222
    @chrisbaldwin8222 Před 18 dny

    charlie's reaction to the toto one is funny af, I used it for the first time and it was pure bliss whatever setting they did must have been crazy lmao

  • @spiceywolf
    @spiceywolf Před 18 dny

    i own multiple of the amazon one and bought em for my family too... the pressure difference between thevpower levels is pretty subtle, if its too powerful they didnt adjust the water pressure at the nob on the floor. idk if the others by design properly regulate the pressure, but you definitely have to adjust it to not cause injuries. and yes, yall probably injured urself if it hurt, youll get piles.

  • @rikuwatanabe8494
    @rikuwatanabe8494 Před 19 dny +131

    "Every fart is a risky shart" - Sun Tzu

    • @Spooderman77
      @Spooderman77 Před 19 dny +6

      "My name is Yakuza" -John Yakuza

    • @alexthemovie
      @alexthemovie Před 19 dny

      I animate better than penguinz0.

    • @rikuwatanabe8494
      @rikuwatanabe8494 Před 19 dny +2

      "It's time to start my Odyssey" - Mario Mario

    • @GatorConnor
      @GatorConnor Před 19 dny +3

      Every shart was a risky fart

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 19 dny

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

  • @andreastrong4635
    @andreastrong4635 Před 19 dny +383

    Seeing them laugh so much makes my night 🌙 love you guys! Thanks for all the smiles

    • @alexthemovie
      @alexthemovie Před 19 dny +1

      I animate better than penguinz0.

    • @Itsmeeuphie
      @Itsmeeuphie Před 19 dny +1

      Big same!!!!!!

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 19 dny

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

    • @he8535
      @he8535 Před 19 dny

      Imagine penguin getting off with it

  • @hannadouget8221
    @hannadouget8221 Před 7 dny +1

    It’s been a hot minute a CZcams video made me laugh so hard I cried

  • @a_puntato29
    @a_puntato29 Před 17 dny +2

    the fact that we're at one bidet left and we have more then half the video to go is terrifying

  • @Midnightstar2675
    @Midnightstar2675 Před 19 dny +80

    That was a wild ride from start to finish, Charlie getting pressure washed three times in a row while Matt‘s water valve turned out to be off the entire time felt like it was straight out of a skit

  • @robochicken9
    @robochicken9 Před 19 dny +94

    This is definitely the most hilarious tier list I've watched. I swear the bidet had something against Charlie to keep spraying his bum hole like that.

    • @volts400
      @volts400 Před 19 dny

      "Hilarous" is one way to describe it, I would call it "pathetic". It's fun watching charlie be a little bitch!