@@wan2shuffleto get accs to 100k so they can get verified. Once they're verified they can be sold or used to scam people. They'll later change their name and profile picture to a popular youtuber or something
I am DYING when Matt says “yep” & his face travels across the bottom of the screen… These are single-handedly the 2 most self-assured men on the entire internet. Bless your hearts.
The most self-assured men on the internet? I don't know about that. Have you watched the GMM colonoscopy video? I'd put them solidly in second place, though
when Matt says “yep” & his face travels across the bottom of the screen… I bet the editor of this video saw this comment and thought, "Hell yeah, I knew that was a good one."
when a friendship goes to a length to where you and your friend can have fun using bidets and even rank them, youve reached the absolute peak of a bond
Nothing can prepare you for this specific sensation. I stayed at a Japanese onsen with two of my friends, and from day 1 the default prank was turning the bidet pressure all the way up before leaving the bathroom so if the next person didn't check before hitting start they'd absolutely power wash their pooper. We drank every time someone screamed from inside the bathroom.
Started watching thinking, "Stupid" I'm not sure I've ever been this invested into a you tube video. This is the content that matches my soul apparently.
Honestly I'm not surprised at all, the man owns tons of sex toys, it's only the correct line of action to go to something that cleans your ass after getting stuff that goes up your ass.
"It won't stop and if i stand up the camera sees my penis and the water sprays the camera" in a pleading tone is probably the funniest thing Matt's said in any of these videos
Thank you so much, I could not sleep last night because i kept thinking, "Whats better? a cheap bidet or an expensive one?" SO glad u answered my question.
@@Haruspex528”paypig” my brother in christ this is not a bdsm transaction. this is akin to throwing a street performer some change cuz you like their music
The remotes being in the wrong order was the biggest plot twist of the 21st century EDIT: Upon additional feedback in the comments, it seems as though both remotes could have controlled either toilet, which in all honesty just makes the situation ten times funnier. I like to imagine that Charlie pushed a single button to get Matt's air setting to start, while Charlie got put through the Naruto Thousand Years of Pain because Matt had his remote angled slightly towards Charlie's direction
I genuinely mean it when I say I never thought I would witness this in my lifetime despite being born in the 21st Century, where thanks to technology we are exposed to what was once considered horrors of the old world. you have changed my outlook on my insides, and for that you have my heart. please, round of applause to charlie and matt.
"If I held it for too long, I was gonna be spittin' up water, I think." Truer words have never been spoken, as a 3 year bidet veteran... reverse osmosis in action. 😤
I bought my first bidet attachment years ago, and I haven't looked back since. Genuinely life changing. Nowadays, I have the handheld nozzle attachment. A little learning curve to it, as using the wrong angle could cover your hands in water, or spray through your bawlsack. But once learned, it's unparalleled. My hole has never been cleaner. I would love if it had some soap in it as well, and temperature control, but I don't have the budget for all that, and this gets the job done well. Bidets should be absolutely standard everywhere. Please.
*”Tushy was definitely better, Tushy let’s you play with the angles cuz that one speed bagged my balls in the beginning”* That description was oddly specific but definitely imaginable😂😂
That thumbnail is exactly what I needed popping up on my screen while showing my mother-in-law an email. Thanks Charlie Edit: watched the video together and now she's a fan
If anyone cares, we bought that cheap one at the beginning of the pandemic and it’s still going strong four years later. Terrific purchase for less than $40.
As a former plumber, I would highly recommend these. If you're handy, they're easy to install. There's a shut off valve behind everyone's toilet (US Plumbing ONLY). Turn that off. Take off your toilet seat. Screws off underneath towards the back of the toilet. Follow instructions for bidet install. *** JUST A HEADS UP!! DO NOT TOUCH YOUR SHUT OFF VALVE BEHIND YOUR TOILET IF IT'S OLD, RUSTY, HAS ANY TYPE OF CALCIUM/FLUORIDE BUILD UP. YOU MAY BREAK IT CAUSE IT'LL BE FRAGILE AND FLOOD YOUR BATHROOM. If you're uncertain, call a plumbing company and ask how much they're willing to charge to install the Bidet*** I HIGHLY RECOMMEND EVERYONE TO GET ONE!
Been living with a Toto toilet as my daily driver for almost a year now. To poop and not use a bidet just feels unhealthy now. No such thing as a bad shit, everything gets out every time. Worth every penny.
Just came back from Japan. Best part of the trip were the bidets. They had a privacy mode with bird and waterfall sounds, as well as heated seats, AND English descriptions on the buttons lol.
i own multiple of the amazon one and bought em for my family too... the pressure difference between thevpower levels is pretty subtle, if its too powerful they didnt adjust the water pressure at the nob on the floor. idk if the others by design properly regulate the pressure, but you definitely have to adjust it to not cause injuries. and yes, yall probably injured urself if it hurt, youll get piles.
That was a wild ride from start to finish, Charlie getting pressure washed three times in a row while Matt‘s water valve turned out to be off the entire time felt like it was straight out of a skit
Just two friends blasting each other's asses having a good time 🗿
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
💀💀💀
Just bros being bros 😂
😂
Ass Blasting with your bros is always so fun 😊❤
let it be known from here on out; the most emotion charlie has ever displayed in a thumbnail was from him on a bidet.
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😘
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
Does anyone know what the purpose of these bots is?
@@wan2shuffleto get accs to 100k so they can get verified. Once they're verified they can be sold or used to scam people. They'll later change their name and profile picture to a popular youtuber or something
To be fair: He did get water sprayed right up his poop chute.
“Magic missile” is the absolute last thing I want to hear while a strange machine is inches away from my ass
What about "Chainsaw mode"?
Speak for yourself buckaroo 💅🏻
What about “Final Strike?”
what about “FINISH HIM” 😭😭
It really is the magic missle 😭😂
Today we learned cockroaches, d*ldos, and bidets are the three things that bring the most emotion out of penguinz0
And wasps
and US immigration
And the drawing of his dad
I was assuming thats what he meant by cockroach @@Nicia_Navarro
@@Limes_Taste_Good nah he's genuinely afraid of actual cockroaches
“That one speed bagged my balls” 💀💀💀💀
i lost it
Underrated af 🤣🤣🤣
lmao
Understanbly it wasn't meant for ball
Whats that even mean lol
that thumbnail is insane
Bro is getting inserted
tell him to play kogama next stream. he will get millions of views
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😘
xddd
How are there already bots in like 2 minutes 💀
What his immigration officer thinks Moist E-Sports is about
Extremely underated
This comment wins for sure
Tushy: *Gentle stream*
TOTO SW3084: "Assume the position"
😂😂😂😂
fisto reference? big W
@@Driftstudios01I can’t feel my legs
@@Stoppie_October if you didn't fuck fisto when you activated him consider yourself an opp
@@Stoppie_OctoberIS THAT ALL YOU GOT
New Show idea. Battle Bidets. Contestants control their opponents bidet until someone gets off the toilet. Winner is the last one sitting.
😂😂😂😂
Is there a petition to sign by any chance?
I'd win it doesn't bother me at all
I can get behind this idea
Honestly doesn’t sound too bad for a the other channel video
Never thought this would need a tier list yet here we are
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😘
My first thought was wow this is the top tier list I need more than any other fr
I animate better than penguinz0.
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
🧀 *Cheese* 🧀
This felt like an Unus Annus episode 🖤🤍
unus anus but i agree
Memento Mori friends
Unus Annus vibes
Now that you said that. I miss uno Annus, I’m sad they removed
There channel
@@lolbox1859they are correct, it’s unus annus
the japanese toilet segment is the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all year 😭
yah for sure, that was a laugh I needed.
Not gonna lie, I didn't have "watch 2 grown men have their asses blasted by water" on my 2024 bingo card.
because you don't have a 2024 bingo card
@@FireJachwho says they don’t?
Maybe they had not having a 2024 bingo card on their 2024 bingo card@FireJach
I did
Brother none of us had, but we're all greatfull that it happened nonetheless
This video is like an audio log you would find in a horror game.
So tempted to make this a video
@walter-vq1fw please put this in a dead space bathroom
Bidetshock Infinite
@@m00nrac00ngenius
"The pressure was an unexpected surprise"
I am DYING
when Matt says “yep” & his face travels across the bottom of the screen…
These are single-handedly the 2 most self-assured men on the entire internet.
Bless your hearts.
The most self-assured men on the internet? I don't know about that. Have you watched the GMM colonoscopy video? I'd put them solidly in second place, though
when Matt says “yep” & his face travels across the bottom of the screen…
I bet the editor of this video saw this comment and thought, "Hell yeah, I knew that was a good one."
@@Stormwolf1O1x let's give it up for the editor 👏 applause 👏
@@mustwereallydothis no I haven’t. 😆 what’s GNM?
@@ExtraCelest1algood mythical morning
The fact they both picked "player one" then wonder why both remotes are controlling one toilet had me in fits.
when a friendship goes to a length to where you and your friend can have fun using bidets and even rank them, youve reached the absolute peak of a bond
The final stage of the bro evolution
They just aquaassaulted each other with that Jap model lol
They have reached bro hive mind status.
I’ve never done that, but I’ve ghost bustered with my best friend before, and I think that’s on the same level.
They’ve reached maximum affinity
the concept of 2 grown men giddy with joy getting pierced by a shooting jet of water is truely one of the 7 wonders of the world
penetrated*
Truely…
Joy? They got sexually assaulted by the Japanese bidet 💀
I'm not sure they were so much giddy with joy as fearing for their lives (Or at least their anal virginity lol)
@@christopherdavis7069cruelly? Maybe that was in his mind.
Watching two full grown men scream about how much of a bidet hurt is not something I knew I needed
Nothing can prepare you for this specific sensation. I stayed at a Japanese onsen with two of my friends, and from day 1 the default prank was turning the bidet pressure all the way up before leaving the bathroom so if the next person didn't check before hitting start they'd absolutely power wash their pooper. We drank every time someone screamed from inside the bathroom.
I have a bidet and I can’t go past 10% pressure for fear of my life. These men are the brave heroes we needed.
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
Same. My bidet feels like it'll rip my skin off if I go higher than like 15-20%
How much did yours cost?
@@ShaneTheBanethat's why you need to aim it in the hole
I go full power every time. I just want to feel something 🚬🗿
Never thought I would be amused by 2 grown men blasting their asses on youtube. But here I am.
I knew I would, that’s why I clicked, lmao
Plot twist, Charlie’s got a cousin named tooshi
ayo pause XD
usually im amused by that on a different website
@@EctotasmicGross 🤢
Started watching thinking, "Stupid"
I'm not sure I've ever been this invested into a you tube video.
This is the content that matches my soul apparently.
“i feel like tom cruise in the new movie where he drives the plane”
“mission impossible?” 💀💀💀
Never in my life did I expect a moistcritikal bidet review
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😘
I animate better than penguinz0.
Honestly I'm not surprised at all, the man owns tons of sex toys, it's only the correct line of action to go to something that cleans your ass after getting stuff that goes up your ass.
That's part of the beauty of it. Often the best gifts are unexpected.
God damn these bots
@@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1can someone please tell me what this means. This bot has been lurking forever, but it doesn't make sense.
"It won't stop and if i stand up the camera sees my penis and the water sprays the camera" in a pleading tone is probably the funniest thing Matt's said in any of these videos
These men need a medal of honor for their bravery. Charles deserves a purple heart for his injuries sustained.
For washing their ass?
Moist critikal getting critikally moistened
"IM HITTING THE GIRL!" is a sentence i never thought id hear from matt
I heard it a lot from the owner of my local pakistani supermarket
Never thought I’d hear him ask Charlie to spray his ass either
@@redrumreverse964lmao
@@redrumreverse964 wtf?
The plot twist with the backwards remotes in the last one is such a good blend of situational comedy and psychological horror
Psychological horror?💀
damn why did you spoiler me this
@@rookapooka4873ur in a tiny room getting ur ass blasted with boiling water and hot air forever
literal jigsaw trap
@@rookapooka4873 ?
i like that matt looks like a normal human and charlie is looking like he has a bidet fetish
Charlie's anguished and fatigued face at 18:16 is reminiscent of Christ's final moments on the cross
The Magic Missile setting is wild. Fuckin auto-hits your prostate
ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK.
That's when toilet time becomes fun
TORMENTUM!
it hurts at first but the longer it goes on, the more relaxed you become, and the more you start to enjoy yourself
@@Wulfjager hang on. This... sounds sus
@@Wulfjager HOLD ON AYO
This is the first time I've ever seen Charlie both laugh and cry so hard that by the end of the moment, tears are visibly running down his face.
Nah the water was shooting up his ass so hard it was coming out of his eyes. He wasn't cry laughing
i can just imagine the crew hearing their screams outside lmaooooooo
The ad placement right at 6:22 had me crying. That was heavy "we'll be right back" vibes.
The thumbnail is filled with such raw primal emotion.... for bidets
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😘
Bidets do sometimes evoke such emotions, don't underestimate them
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
Dbot
Lust provoking thumbnail
Those were some of the best belly laughs. I can't believe I just watched a grown man get ass blasted 3 times in a row by heated water that's tough.
its heated?
Ass blasted literally 😭😭😭
10:30 greatest youtube format ever conceived. 4 guys on bidet toilets with different remotes trying to guess who has which ones remote.
By far one of the best videos ya'll have ever put out. I love the raw emotion in the video.
Thank you so much, I could not sleep last night because i kept thinking, "Whats better? a cheap bidet or an expensive one?" SO glad u answered my question.
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😘
I animate better than penguinz0.
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
🧀 *Cheese* 🧀
man i look for real replies and see these bots
Man this is the peak video to watch at 2 am, just 2 dudes getting their ass blasted and laughing about it
What
copied my comment. nice
@@DDoSmeiDareYou who are you :0
@@DDoSmeiDareYou You know people can have similar ideas right?
No diddy
Watching two grown men get violated by toilets is something I didn't know I had on my bucket list...
I laughed so hard throughout this. The last bidet was like you both were going through McKamey Manor.
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in so long 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Charlie actually just crying because the Japanese one is too fucking complicated. 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine paying to be a member of a free yt channel lmaooo
@@raging100cause he likes the content and wants to show some love.
@@zvddypaypig shielding ain't a good look
@@Haruspex528”paypig” my brother in christ this is not a bdsm transaction. this is akin to throwing a street performer some change cuz you like their music
Internet Jesus needs his donations as well lol…. Let people support who they want
The most emotion I've EVER seen from Charlie, and it's him having the ol' chocolate starfish blasted into next week
That would break any man
It ain’t chocolate after that
Who knew bidet reviews is where matt would shine the most. He killed it with the commentary this video.
The remotes being in the wrong order was the biggest plot twist of the 21st century
EDIT: Upon additional feedback in the comments, it seems as though both remotes could have controlled either toilet, which in all honesty just makes the situation ten times funnier. I like to imagine that Charlie pushed a single button to get Matt's air setting to start, while Charlie got put through the Naruto Thousand Years of Pain because Matt had his remote angled slightly towards Charlie's direction
spoilers 😪
@@Oliver-bh5tr I probably should a thought about that. Srry!😓
Hey man,you just spoiled it for me
They weren’t though, they swapped back
@@Oliver-bh5tr going into comment section before finishing video:
Imagine never watching this channel before and this is the first video you watch from them.
This was my first video 😭
Fr this is crazy
@@divinedmthis is honestly a great intro to the moist verse
The noises that came from this video are gonna trigger nightmares for years to come, holy shit.
Never saw charlie got this many emotions on his face
This might be the best review video ever
Dude it just came out.
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😘
True xdd
bro watched a 20 minute video under a minute
Bro watched it on 20x speed
This is the kind of friendship everyone deserves.
The entire $400 one reminds me of the cars 2 scene where Mater goes to japan and he doesn't know how to use the car bidet 😂😂
😭😭😭 good comparison
I genuinely mean it when I say I never thought I would witness this in my lifetime despite being born in the 21st Century, where thanks to technology we are exposed to what was once considered horrors of the old world. you have changed my outlook on my insides, and for that you have my heart. please, round of applause to charlie and matt.
"If I held it for too long I'd be spitting up water" 💀
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😘
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
ATWT moment 💦
I think the cinematography deserves an award
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😘
A bidet is life changing, I own the Tushy Ive had it for 4 years and Ive been loving it! At the time I bought mine on promo for 70$
favorite piece of media on the world wide web right here
Not using Ludwig's bidet is such a slap in the nuts.
Right?
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😘
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
That's ironic, a POS making a bidet.
such a splash in the ass
"If I held it for too long, I was gonna be spittin' up water, I think."
Truer words have never been spoken, as a 3 year bidet veteran... reverse osmosis in action. 😤
Thank you for serving our country brave solder
Which bathroom did you serve in?
I bought my first bidet attachment years ago, and I haven't looked back since. Genuinely life changing. Nowadays, I have the handheld nozzle attachment. A little learning curve to it, as using the wrong angle could cover your hands in water, or spray through your bawlsack. But once learned, it's unparalleled. My hole has never been cleaner. I would love if it had some soap in it as well, and temperature control, but I don't have the budget for all that, and this gets the job done well. Bidets should be absolutely standard everywhere. Please.
Easily the funniest video you've made and probably the funniest thing I've seen in years
Just finished a 9HR shift at work, what better way to end off the night than to watch Matt and Charlie clean their ass 😂
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😂
@@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 Crazy how no one cares
@@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1crazy how no one likes you
@@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 I don’t give a fuck
@@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 shhh bum
"Go 100, Go 100"💀💀"just roll with it"
I animate better than penguinz0.
I animate better than you @@alexthemovie
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😘
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
bros comment is bot central wtf
By far their most informative and useful tier list, truly some good stuff😂
This is exactly what id want from a bidet test. so glad you went through with it
OMG That was like a sitcom bit. No matter what they try, it just blasts only Charlie in the bunghole. I'm dying.
I felt emotionally raw before I watched this video and now I'm just laughing. This is a video I didn't know I needed that found me at the right time😂
“Hold on, I’m embracing” is a crazy quote
*”Tushy was definitely better, Tushy let’s you play with the angles cuz that one speed bagged my balls in the beginning”* That description was oddly specific but definitely imaginable😂😂
That thumbnail is exactly what I needed popping up on my screen while showing my mother-in-law an email. Thanks Charlie
Edit: watched the video together and now she's a fan
I animate better than penguinz0.
@@alexthemovie Is that impressive? I dont think he animates but im not a superfan
Your mother-in-law? You're too young to have a husband. You're about 20. Why do you people insist on doing this to yourselves?
@deathstorm501 it’s not impressive, penguinz0 doesn’t animate and the commenter is a bit
*bot
One of if not the funniest video I’ve seen from you Charlie good shit 😂😂
Recently got staples in my head and this is the video to watch, even my staples are loving this
If anyone cares, we bought that cheap one at the beginning of the pandemic and it’s still going strong four years later. Terrific purchase for less than $40.
Doesn't the cold water bother you?
As a former plumber, I would highly recommend these. If you're handy, they're easy to install.
There's a shut off valve behind everyone's toilet (US Plumbing ONLY). Turn that off. Take off your toilet seat. Screws off underneath towards the back of the toilet.
Follow instructions for bidet install.
*** JUST A HEADS UP!! DO NOT TOUCH YOUR SHUT OFF VALVE BEHIND YOUR TOILET IF IT'S OLD, RUSTY, HAS ANY TYPE OF CALCIUM/FLUORIDE BUILD UP. YOU MAY BREAK IT CAUSE IT'LL BE FRAGILE AND FLOOD YOUR BATHROOM. If you're uncertain, call a plumbing company and ask how much they're willing to charge to install the Bidet***
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND EVERYONE TO GET ONE!
As a not a former plumber I also highly recommend these. I'm sick of smelling people's ass as they walk by
As someone who smells peoples ass, I do not recommend this. @@pink1536
@@pink1536 hyperozmia moment?
you've convinced me.
@@pink1536is this an American problem?
This is probably one of the greatest videos of modern CZcams history..😂 feels like a fever dream..
Charlie and Matt truly the best of friends to be able to record themselves blasting ass and laughing about it. 2024 content has been top tier!
Imagine some American guy screaming during his first time in a public European restroom
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
@@p-__bot
Depends how good the twink was, like I’d understand I think
As an American, every time a friend needs to use the bathroom and they see the bidet, they instantly want to try it. They scream.
Would scream
the half laugh half crying "IT WON'T STOP" is hilarious
absolutely marvelous
i love the swing of emotions in these fun pain shock it has it all
Been living with a Toto toilet as my daily driver for almost a year now. To poop and not use a bidet just feels unhealthy now. No such thing as a bad shit, everything gets out every time. Worth every penny.
bidets are scary ngl. like you're chilling and relaxed after finally taking a shit, and then suddenly BOOM jet stream enema
it's way nicer when the water is heated
Don't you feel the need to clean your hole with water tho
You get used to it fast. Then you'll never want to use a toilet without one.
@@dogdjinnthe cold water wakes you up
Just came back from Japan. Best part of the trip were the bidets. They had a privacy mode with bird and waterfall sounds, as well as heated seats, AND English descriptions on the buttons lol.
those privacy modes are great. Love the ones that have little music jingles too.
The heated seats are clutch. I was in Kyoto in the winter and waking up to a heated seat was awesome.
For a clean smooth bathroom experience -
1. Use "DUDE WIPES"
2. Increase your fiber intake
This is the most emotion this man has ever shown on his channel
Charlie and Matt getting semi violated by a Japanese bidet is content I didn't know I needed, but am eternally grateful I got 😂
I genuinely hope that some random person that's sincerely looking for a bidet comes across this.
Ima get one when I live on my own, it makes so much more sense to use water instead of paper
This might be the greatest video idea I've ever seen
I have not cried laughing like this in a while. Thank you for suffering for our entertainment
when they go outside to the lobby and speak about their experience it sounds like they had say gex out of context 💀
Just let the intrusive thoughts win and say “gay sex”
@@perrywclifton gay sex? never heard of it
Everyone has to lose their bidet virginity one day.
I animate better than penguinz0.
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
Lmfao. Not a sentence I ever wished to hear, but thanks for the laugh
Charlie seemed to take it quite well on that last one
charlie's reaction to the toto one is funny af, I used it for the first time and it was pure bliss whatever setting they did must have been crazy lmao
i own multiple of the amazon one and bought em for my family too... the pressure difference between thevpower levels is pretty subtle, if its too powerful they didnt adjust the water pressure at the nob on the floor. idk if the others by design properly regulate the pressure, but you definitely have to adjust it to not cause injuries. and yes, yall probably injured urself if it hurt, youll get piles.
"Every fart is a risky shart" - Sun Tzu
"My name is Yakuza" -John Yakuza
I animate better than penguinz0.
"It's time to start my Odyssey" - Mario Mario
Every shart was a risky fart
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
Seeing them laugh so much makes my night 🌙 love you guys! Thanks for all the smiles
I animate better than penguinz0.
Big same!!!!!!
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨
Imagine penguin getting off with it
It’s been a hot minute a CZcams video made me laugh so hard I cried
the fact that we're at one bidet left and we have more then half the video to go is terrifying
That was a wild ride from start to finish, Charlie getting pressure washed three times in a row while Matt‘s water valve turned out to be off the entire time felt like it was straight out of a skit
This is definitely the most hilarious tier list I've watched. I swear the bidet had something against Charlie to keep spraying his bum hole like that.
"Hilarous" is one way to describe it, I would call it "pathetic". It's fun watching charlie be a little bitch!