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For the people who don't know,sugar doesn't directly cause type 2 diabetes, you are more likely to get it if you are overweight. You gain weight when you take in more calories than your body needs, and sugary foods and drinks contain a lot of calories.
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"Whats your blood type?"
"Nutella" 💀💀💀
Nice one
"HOLY SPIRIT"
Holy cow💀
Holy brown cow
LOL 😂
Diabetese: 🗿
Heart Disease: 🗿
Obesity: 🗿
Cardiac Arrest: 🗿
Heart Attack: 🗿
Increased Risk of Cancer: 🗿
Immune system: 🗿
Fatty Liver: 🗿
Gallstones: 🗿
High Blood Pressure: 🗿
Sleep Apnea: 🗿
Strokes: 🗿
Metabolic Syndrome: 🗿
Osteoarthritis: 🗿
Preeclampsia: 🗿
Cardiovascular Disease: 🗿
Musculoskeletal Disorders: 🗿
High Cholesterol: 🗿
Wait you can get arthritis from this stuff??
As a person from the country of Diabet, thank you for acknowledging my race, Diabetese.
TOILET: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Brother got this from his experience 🗿
Heart blockage is arthoriscis can't really spell it good
First bite: "This is heavenly"
Second bite: "Am I in heaven?"
No reply’s?
I see you everywhere
Skull wsg baby
Stop copying comments you bot
169 missed calls from diabetes 😂
Probably more from the hospital
Hhahahahaah omg your so funny 😐
You won't get diabetes from eating this
@@RinaldoRomanHa Ha Ha Yeah I Know Right 😐
I bet u eat more 5x more sugar than that pie
“I would die for more!”
“I died from more”
😂😂
Person named more:
@@japanballcool2Thomas more 💀
@@jansievers5524punani eater 3000
@@japanballcool2AaYOoo
“Man this is so heavenly!”
*2 bites later*
“Man why am I in heaven?”
Cuz of huge diabetes
Bro got me choking
Paradise is not for all but for Muslims and lovers of the prophet Mohammed peace be upon him ❤❤
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@@user-ir7ts7io1zbruh what does that have to do with the video. 💀
For the people who don't know,sugar doesn't directly cause type 2 diabetes, you are more likely to get it if you are overweight. You gain weight when you take in more calories than your body needs, and sugary foods and drinks contain a lot of calories.
good to know ✅
Overweight people 💀💀💀💀
That's facts, it likely happens when you have high insulin resistance, lots of fats, and/or high blood pressure.
Creo que solo lo dicen de forma sarcástica
Dont forget the tooth :>
CAVITIES :knock knock ✊💀⚠
Diabetes’s: yess finally my dream
You mean knock knock diabetes
@@I_Iovedogs do you seriously know what cavities are?
beacause if you think that every joke should be “oh this guy is diabetes 😂 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” then you have really bad taste in jokes
@@I_Iovedogs"You mean knock knock diabetes" 🤖🤖🤖
He isnt scared of diabetes, diabetes is scared of him.
Edit: what has @Grandpabiggestfan done to the replies 💀
You Dont Get diabetes From eating Lots Of Sugar in a meal you have to be born with it
@@FranD324🥵🍆🍑
@nipoto_topwtf
😂💀
@nipoto_topbro wtf
"Sir, what's your blood type?"
"High fructose corn syrup"
Sir, what your blood type?
:Nutella
sus furry be like: bruuh! Sigma 🗿🍷 Ohio skibidi toilet be like:
@@Roblox-yz3kr what is the internet anymore?
cringe
That looks HEAVENLY delicious.. 💀🗿
I get it
Agreed
Not gonna cap on god it is😂
But the second takes you there💀🗿
It looks really delicious but high in freaking diabetes and calories
Dentists gonna be trillionares with this one
my guy is immune to diabetes 💀☠️
Well, you would be surprised that sugar is one of the last things you will earn diabetes from
คำแรกติดใจคำที่สองติดเตียง😂😂
@@pim-tual5555what
"If you dont stop,I will."
~Heart
That hits hard in the diabetes speedrun history.
This needs more likes 😂
@@Obxex Ikr
@@Obxexhow? If the same comment every year
@@bluebird94 womp wimp
How do u want diabetics
Him: Fresh
You don’t ask for diabetes
cringe
🙀🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Bro speedrunning diabetes 💀
He got world Record for diabetes type 19
Nah 24
This guys is the founder of diabetes
Nah bro is speedrunning diabetes quicker than Dream can spreedrun Minecraft💀
Bro’s speed running on how to be unfunny.
Nahh Bro took reverse phycology to a whole other level 🗣🔥🔥🔥🗿
first bite feels like your in heaven,the second bite takes you there
Only bot
bot
Overated
FR
First bite: "oh,thats good"
Second bite: "oh,thats god"
Underrated comment😂
@@JanTennisit’s really not everyone uses it
@@Dr34mCOr3no, everyone says “first bite feels like heaven, second bite takes you there.”
@@AG-DoesStuf no they don’t 💀
@@Dr34mCOr3 yes.. they do💀
First bite: "I feel like im in heaven" 😊
Second bite: "I AM in heaven" 😇
Lmao 🤣
Ok that’s to much sugar 🫠
Third bite iam ☠️
Felt original there, did ya?
Disney is being a bad influence to the children, that company is teaching them how to be unoriginal which is no good.
1st bite:thats good
2nd bite:thats god
😂😂😂
Wow your so original
🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖
1st bite tastes like heaven..
2nd bite takes you there💀💀
first bite: "oh thats good"
second bite: "oh thats GOD"
Hahahhahahhaha this one never gets old😐
Funny😐
@@bobbywoll_GiGanobody asked for your opinion yehe😃😃😃😃
@@gamingwithjosh5758 then why is there a reply button😐
Do comment bullcrap duh🙄
First bite: “Oh that’s good”
Second bite: “Oh that’s god”
🤓
XD
Heeeyy
No no 🤬
Last bite: *sh"t in toilet*
First bite: Mmm Yummy 😋
Second bite: Diabetes 💀
First bite: yumm
Second bite: 🧚♂️🧚♂️
Bro created the formula of Diabetes
Eat this whole and your getting the largest stage of diabetes or whatever im not very nerdy
The method to get diabetes *
grandma: one last snack before you go!
the snack:
Fr
go where?
heaven.
Fr tho
We getting a heart attack with this one 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗿🗿🗿
Blud is trying to speed run diabetes 💀💀
“How could you be so heartless” literally😂😂
this made me jiggle giggle
@@acovixtI like that
@@acovixt🤨
You can heave the diabetes
The most expensive chocolate 💀
First bite: 🤤
Second bite: 🪦
I’m starting to find Amy Schumer funny after reading these comments
@@EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFthats what im saying
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
HE FINALLY PUT A CHOCOLATE PIECE WITHOUT THE WRAPPER👏👏👏
First bite tastes like heaven
Second one takes you there
Waiter-What type of pie do you want
Him-Diabetes
Diabetes:
“it’s my time🤑”
Exactly
Diebetes
"it is my time to shine"
go go diabetes "red power blue power yellow power diabetes power"
@@cubebutpro298 womp womp, that's not how diabetes work.
1st bite: It’s heavenly!
2nd bite: I’m heavenly 💀
"First bite tastes like heaven"
"Second bite takes you to heaven"
- Gordan Ramsay
It was the lionfield not gordon ramsey
it was uncle rodger you bafoons@@f1reball277
Diabetes 😎😎😎😎😎
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YOOO @@Mister_Trep
This the type of meal you have once then die of heart attack later
-Uncle Roger
exactly what i was thinking
You mean gold.D.roger
Type 5.5b diabetes: him oh no reason to pout😂
“ first bite tastes like heaven “
“Second bite takes you there”
"How much chocolate do you want?"
"YEEESSS!!!"
Hazelnut butter*
Bayashi: cheese
Kylelstook: chocolate
@@dobryziomek27 Bayashi: Egg, Meat, Cheese
Kyle: Chocolate, Nutella, Diabetes
@@RealReittieRWho Asked
@@henzo_13 i asked comrade
“What ingredients did you add to your pie?”
“Diabetes.” 💀💀
P
😊😊😊😊😊
hmm comment stealer I see
Wow so funny, sugar = diabetes that definitely isn’t a joke that has been made over 928393782878289228829999999999999999(repeating) times.
@@IkwafzOh im sorry i just didnt feel like scrowling thru almost 20k comments.
1. Diabetes
2. Kidney disease
3. Heart disease
4. Heart attack
5. Cardiac arrest
6. kidney failure.
6. Unhealthy blood 🩸
7. Blood loss
First bite: I’m in heaven. Second bite : I AM HEAVEN🗿
@@Player-nn7izdo you have dementia
First bite: Taste like Heaven. Second bite : *Takes me there*
@@justsimplyusual no do you?
@@Player-nn7iz you literally deleted your comment saying hi
@@Player-nn7iz don't act like your the smart one here
"this is so good" 😋
"that is so god" 💀
It's because your gonna meet him soon while eating it
wow theres an explanation there
👇🤤🤤🤤❤😊😮⭐😊🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Why is everyone saying that
That's not god but, the Allah give him this chocolate 😢
*“First bite tastes like heaven second bite takes you there”*
-A wise man 👹👹
npc
Why this is So YUMMY 🤤
First bite: "I'm in Heaven!"
Second bite:"No but literally I am in Heaven..."
"How much chocolate do u want on that?"
"Yes."
WE AIN'T GOIN OUT OF THE BATHROOM WITH THIS ONE 🔥🗣️🗣️🔥
Ur not funny
@@matador5136why you commenting then?
it’s not funny
Do you look like Mr. clean
@@LyBorgEditzzbecause he can
@@zVqnel w mans
*10 missed calls from doctor*
“Nutella is mine!” “Nutella is me”
First bite: oh that's good
Second bite: oh that's god
1st bite: taste like heaven
2nd bite: brings you there
@@Cameroon243 yes
Underrated 😂
Overused
its not easy to go to heaven barely anybody will go
The first bite tastes like heaven, but the second takes you there.
A taste of heaven 💀 💀 💀 😊
Overused conment
U don't get accepted to heaven bc of ur fatness
stop, these comments are already annoying
Overused comment how many times are people gonna say this
Diabetes didn’t make him cry❌
He makes diabetes cry✅
first bite tastes like heaven 😇
second bite still tastes like heaven 😇
third bite give you diabetes 💀
10,000 missed calls from diabetes💀💀💀
Deleted the call history by bro 🗿
@@bhargavatthi2198🤦🏻♂️🤣
The guy :😋
His heart :💀💀💀☠
Not funny
@@parkerellis746 OK
No , diabete
@jackobotgaming2964blud who is see these comments in every video if it has chocolate in it
i would simply pass away if i ate this
First bite takes like heaven
Second takes you there
It looks nice though
The first bite taste like heaven but the second takes you there💀💀💀
Math Teacher: I hate chocolate
Me:
Same I hate chocolate
Ok
@purp_Kitsune no
@@King_Abes_IIIme:
@purp_KITSUNE it’s just an opinion💀💀💀
" first bite will taste like heaven and second bite will take you there ”
-Uncle roger
overused fucking joke
Frère, c'est Lionfield qui a dit ça
Lionfield Italian 😮
@@stupidfuckingsmartass for real... its so annoying
I was gonna say that
First bite tastes like heaven
Second one takes you there💀
HE FINALLY DIDN’T LEAVE A WRAPPER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
1st bite:- " man this is heaven"🤤
2nd bite :-" takes you there" 💀
Wow so original.
True
Unfunny as hell
Yeah@@pogarmor4576
Is this a required comment by CZcams on all dessert cooking videos? I've never seen one without it
First bite tests like heaven❤
Second one takes you there😂
Bro you got me there😭👌
stolen from lionfield
Npc
Quite literally
🤖
"First bite taste like heaven"
"But the next bite takes you there"
Guys don’t make fun of him he has a lot on his plate (literally)
Yeah sikeeeeeee
Diabetes: Man You Wanna Risk Life?
Him: Yup
I bet thats less sugar than what you eat in a hour, 20 bucks.
Hallo DlABETES
This joke was so funny that I forgot to laugh🥱
Lmao that's not even how you get diabetes . You inherit type 1 diabetes, type 2 diabetes would come from many many many of these pies lmao
@@1NFY27dayuum cuh who hurt you 💀
First bite: “tastes like heaven”
Second bite: *takes to heaven*
Over used comment
@@WeebAcefr
Fr
Fr
Underrated comment
First bite: taste like heaven
Second bite: takes you there 💀
1st bite: "Thats Good"
2nd bite: "Thats God"
First bite tastes like heaven
Second bite sends you there..
Overused comment
@@ManlikemMichaelfr fr
3rd Bite:diabetes
Bro SELL HIS HOUSE FOR A CAKE 💀💀💀
-Lionfield
Doctor: How many pounds of chocolate do u have a day
Him: “OVER 9,000”
"Definitely the best daibetes edit of the century"
Bros not afraid of diabetes diabetes is afraid of him
bro is not scared of diabetes
diabetes is scared of him
1st bite tastes like heaven
2nd bite takes you there
First bite:dam this sh*t good
Second bite:dam is that god💀
first bite: god damn
second bite: damn, god?
75 likes? one reply? let me fix that!
Hi egg broher
@@alison…maebot
For real bro💀💀
Diabets ❌️
999+ missed calls from dentist✅️
ferrero rocher cookie pie❌
speedrun to diabetes✅
1 bite: yessir😎
2 bite:💀
@billy25WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87??
@@YssahXD1harharharharhar🐻
@@joseguevarraa haraharharhar😘🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻
3 bite:*died*
@@YssahXD1 har har har har ... har har ha har...... ✨️✨️✨️
We’re getting diabetes with this one!🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯💯
I have diabetes 😎🌚🌝
For real not kidding 😞
Pie-abetes
@@NotZxai Sorry to hear that.
LMAO
You make cooking look so effortless! Can't wait to see more.
This guy has to be immune to diabetes
First bite: Tastes like heaven
Second bite:Gets you there
😂 real
SO FUNNY(not really tho,goofy ahh profile pic)
so funny man
Stolen comments be like:
🤖
"First bite tastes like heaven , second bite takes you there 💀💀"
Yes 😂
Overused comment
😐If I got a pound/ dollar for every time I’ve seen this comment I’d be a millionaire
Lionfield
@@wafflewizard9I'd have the entire world in debt
Friend:hey bro what u eat for ur snack?
Kyle:umm...
Damn the satisfaction to that is insane
He is living every kids dream
“the first bite tastes like heaven, the second one takes you there”
Overused statement 😵
-lionfield
@@wysitsanioverused like your mom 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (i apologise for my actions please spare me)
Overused
Oh boy..... an unoriginal comment
First bite:oh that’s good
Second bite:oh that’s god
That is ✨ CHOCOLATY ✨
Alternate title: how to speed run diabetes
Me: “What’s diabetes?”
Mom: “Watch this video”
Before the comment: Mom: “What are you watching?”
@BenjiB0I: “Diabetes”
After the son watched the video: “I want diabetes mom!”
My friend: look at this video
Me : what does diabetes?
Mom: “what’s npc’s”
Me: “watch these comment”
….bro doesn’t know what diabetes mean
He doesn’t fear diabetes,diabetes fears him💀
99 missed calls from the dentist
Oh man😮
The Diabetes Speedrun 💀
That’s not how to get diabetes 💀
Yeah is diabetes
@did342ARcry
WTH YALL
@did342ARcry more about it and comment it the fact is it is true
First bite tastes like heaven
Second bite takes you there
-uncle roger
POV my brother because he’s allergic to nuts:
Forgot to cut the s’s in tastes and takes 😂
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