No joke, your videos and post literally helped me get over the girl I use to be in a relationship with. Every single one made me smile even though we broke up 2 weeks ago. Thank you, Masteroogwgay.
Master Oogway made me realize that I deserved to be better and be kind. I mastered the art of the sense of peace and cried while watching this. Im even crying while typing this. Master oogway thank you. You changed my life! How can I ever thank you!
"if she's flat and has no cake, her mother you shall take"
-Master Oogway
😳
Flat Cakes taste the better
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This guy did master oogway's impression.
If she falls for another theres always her mother-master oogway
😂
If shes into your brother
There's always her mother
😂😂
Bruh 💀
If she's into your father there's always her daughter
If her mother won’t bother, there’s always her father
@@genzeke1238 wut??!
"there are no oogways"
-Master accident
why is this so fucking funny 🤣
Ok
I’m dying hhhhhhhh
😹
Wait-
I'm so moved, master! THANK YOU
no problem my student
What are you doing step-student?
@@masteroogwgay Master oogway i think my Friends GF is a Hoe what shall I Do master
@@BlazinBrandon420X leave her and improve upon yourself my friend a far greater girl will come in time
@@fitnessaddict6751 You're not master oogway but thanks for the Awesome advice
If her river runs red, try the other hole instead
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Very wise
That is truly wise indeed
But what if she doesn't clean it
Cursed joke XD
PLEASE-
2:56 I MUST LEARN THAT MOVE
Years of training you
Must do
me too
"If life makes you feel sick, watching memes to distract you will do the trick."
-Master Oogway
Thanks for the advice
The voice sounds like a mix between master 0ogway and Yoda
Master ooda
Master yodway
Master yoogwada
master yoogdway
Zero-ogway???
Wise words, from a wise man
😅😅😅
Indeed
@@The_Lucifur I've seen u on the minecraft trailer in comments
@@lightspeed-mecharena5929 There are no accidents ~Master Oogway
*turtle
5:30 oogway destroyed kai lmao 😂
Digg wars
@@bingchilling7017 yep
Numb Digga
@@jjtaot2661 dame dude
8:40 but then kai destroyed oogway (●__●)
I came for laughs, I stayed for wisdom
Alternative Title: Master Oogway Is Super Horni Straight 10 Minutes
no, he is a philosopher. he sees what you cannot see 🐢
All that teachings and this is what you came up. Pathetic.
~Master Oogway
Well at least he has control.
More like: Master Oogway's Black Air Force Energy for 10 minutes straight
Hey monke
Jeez I haven't laughed this hard in a hot minute, thank you master.
@Alex Whittle humor is very subjective, it may come as a surprise to you but not everyone finds the same things funny.
@@I_Wonder_. a
@@trunks4917 AaA?
@@I_Wonder_. a fucking llama
Lol true
2:56 how to deal with toxic Xbox live kids
How I deal with sweats who hurt me and the bois adopted newbie
2:46 I haven't laughed this hard in years 🤣
Tell them to dou-AEOAOAOUAUAUEOEOEOAOAOAOAOEUEUAUAUOEEOEOAUAUEUUE
Tell them to- *Insert computer crashing*
🤣🤣🤣
4:32 is the best part ngl 🙏🏻
The big digg saga
Bigg digga kai saga
“If she asks for you height, a weight limit the scale should provide”. -Master oogway
2:08 "I'm putting your arse on read" got me lol
British detected
“Jesus can turn water into wine”
*”but I can turn your mother into mine”* - master Oogway’s famous last words 💀
7:38 at this point they just went DARK 😂😂😂
6:56 onward is comedy gold lmao 🤣 so inspirational
What is it called that meme face and music
@@crostthefrostt the music is from a movie lol, idk what it's called idk
@@damara2268 it's from the movie annialation on Netflix it's the scary intro domeyjinh
@@crostthefrostt oh yes! that one.
The music plays during one long scary scene at the end of the movie.
Would recommend the movie!
"If she leaves you for another,
"There is always her mother"
- Master Oogway
"It is when a mosquito lands on a man's balls, that he learns to use precision rather that strength" - master oogway
"If it is master who makes us laugh and giggle, then his cakes shall we clap and jiggle"
- Walter White
Ayo what bro 💀💀💀💀
Hol up 😭💀
Wtf💀💀
🤨📸
2:58 this move killed me too
😂😂
I love how it‘s synched perfectly most time
Hello there!!
"If there's a hole There's a goal..."
- Master Oogway
2:57 outstanding move
8:04 is the best one
No joke, your videos and post literally helped me get over the girl I use to be in a relationship with. Every single one made me smile even though we broke up 2 weeks ago.
Thank you, Masteroogwgay.
That’s beautiful, memes are a life lesson.
Dude even those these videos are jokes they all have a bit of truth to them
W
Same shit.
We are all gonna make it brah.
How y'all doing now?
In 3:49 that's actually the best and the biggest truth i ever heard and laugh
And this is actually the best part of the video lmao no 🧢
"Theres no point in growning it more if you'll never use it"
~Master Oogway
"there is no point of growing it more if you're never going to using it"
- master oogway
2:41 got me Rolling
Lie
5:39 I died 🤣🤣
"Don't sacrifice your goal for a hole,
thus it'll make you as a whole".
- Master Oogway
"You are gay, Shifu"
-Master Oogway
0:25 KungFuKick
8:40
i didnt expect that
now i need to delete that
Here some bleach
🙈🙉🙊
8:41 wtf💀
when you are going easy on your sibling in a game and he starts trash talking: 4:14
'wait what are you-"
"im putting your ass on read"
i havent laughed so hard like this in months
2:50 savage oogway
Need more of these. Source?
@masteroogwgay on instagram
@@masteroogwgay Nice, thanks master Ogwgay
@@masteroogwgay thanks master oogway
@Cris_Playz at your service
3:07 Po's dad joins the battle.
1:34, I'm fucking dead
"You can't plant a seed without the soil" -Big Life Lesson from Oogway
1:40 my favorite part.
“When in need of an answer”
“You always have mommy milkers”
"Im putting your ass in read" im ded at that point XD
whats read
2:50 online arguments be like
Shifu: me
Tai lung: that one kid we all hate
Oogway: my friend
I thought this is the real movie until 0:48
I've just came out of a relationship and this is really helping me get over things... Thank you master
wow what a nice guy, i wonder what he's doing now
“If she’s a baddie you shall make her call you daddy” -Oogway
"if there's no milk. It is time to take your neighbor's daughter."
-master Oogway
“Slow and steady wins the race, but it will never fix your ugly face.”
-Master Oogway
.... , unless you are having seggs."
Dam
Bro oogway knows what's up. This dude was spittiny straight facts
2:35 lol
this is when masteroogway was actually funny and original.
If she doesn't make dinner, you shall be the winner.
-Master Oogway
Make her cheeks your dinner
Master Oogway is the wisest man I've ever met.
0:26 is exact sound as Masteroogway post content while ago.
Son: Why is my sister named Rose?
Me: Because your dad loves Titanic
Son: Thanks mom
Me: No problem, Master Oogway
3:35 Samual Hayden kept his promise
Master oogway had so much wisdom. Kung fu panda only showed a fraction of it.
big digg energy is a state of mind not a physical thing thank you for you wonderful teachings Master Oogway
a man of true wisdom. really deep.
"You can't plant the seed without the soil, so you better shut the fuck up"
True wisdom 🙏
2:55 Still gets me💀
667
2:56 my favourite part🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you cant do it faster , ask help from your master
- master oogway
0:44 pass her on to po 💀
God these are words to live by...
Thank you master oogway
Don’t put God’s name in this sentence
@@deasmons9167 why what's wrong
Even if it’s a joke, that’s not right to say
Not make sense
It’s because ur not a Christian
great video for family and friends! 10/10, Im going to show this video to my crush and all the teachers at my school!
This is what Hitler Watched Before Forming United Nations
This is what Theodor Hertzl was watching before advising Fire Lord Azulon on the upcoming attack of the air nomades.
i remember watching these random clips and now master is going to beat his opponent into the ground oh the character development
Why did Master fall off like this
You guys voted him for the dark humor content and now complaining about it
When ever I'm down this always gets a smile out of me thank you
“If she rejects, Show no respect.”
-Master Oogwgay
....... What have you done to my childhood?
If you’re deppressed and you thinklife has come to an end get a big toddies goth girl
Master Oogway made me realize that I deserved to be better and be kind. I mastered the art of the sense of peace and cried while watching this. Im even crying while typing this. Master oogway thank you. You changed my life! How can I ever thank you!
Thank you, Master Oogway!
"If faster are winners, don't cook them dinners.." -Master Oogwgay
Master oogway is far beyond cultured
this make me laugh so hard in my life 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:13 the moment oogway became sboody doo
0:53 Ayooooo 🤨😏
i felt so enlightened, thank you Master! 🙏
This just gets me thinking about life 🤣 very deep quotes.
so we not gonna talk about how someone spent the time to make a oogway fan fic?
Rule 34
Lmfao pass her on to po I died right then and there lmaoooooooooo
Its like George took time out of joji and came back to YT with his frank humour through the guise of Master Oogway.... it brings a tear to my eyes
9:30 Damn Master Oogway be giving us lessons through rapping thank you Master 🙏
"so you better shut the fuck up"got me rolling 😂😂
Best 9 minutes and 56 seconds of my life spent.
Ahh the words of Wisdom...for cultured men
Best video on CZcams, truly our master
"if it's bleeding, so shall start eating"
-Master Oogway
8:28 💀💀
Sus or sussy ?
@@thehipnoticdias7442 to sussy homie