My favorite thing an Orc said to me was this guy who I started fighting while I was on a Caragor. He goes "Brought your mother along, did you? I can see the resemblance!" I laughed so hard that my character died
@@pikminmaster2165 The voice of the Damned, the of the Pit, the Death Monger, the Lucky, the Gambler or the Tactician for example but this work with personalities not specials too…
I recruited one orc who could only say: "I don't know." He saved my life once. He was killed in a duel to become warlord. Later on I was in the middle of a losing battle when suddenly: "I don't know!". He had survived and joined the battle on my side. I made him a warlord later.
I recruited an orc, forgot it's name, he betrayed me after witnessing me being humiliated, then I shamed him so he could only say "I don't know" and brought him back into my army
@@professionalcommentstealer5271 I recruited a orc who died, came back and betrayed me, WITH iron will, kill him and he becomes a legendary, kill him again, ambushes me in a fight against 2 other captains and kill him again, then I ambush an ambush and he ambushes me STILL LEGANDARY and I get saved the the orc killer. Fucker wouldn't stay down
I recruited an orc who could only say lookout and he was my first one, right before I was about to attack the the first fortress he betrayed me and laughed while saying "look out" multiple times. It was surprisingly ironic
i once met an orc who was called something one word. He would growl for a while then say one word appropriate to the situation. And it was always a real classy word. I love this game so far
He was enemy overlord.I shamed and recruited him and send him to pit fights.His only weakness was beast fodder.He survived pve ones.Then I did the online ones.First one had a caraogar,that dog eated half of my mans health.F***.He died :(
8:25 This very quote is my favorite in the whole game (not even exaggerating), because I've heard hundreds of "I'm going to kill you and throw your body for caragors to eat" or "I'm definitely going to beat you, cuz you're only a weak human" while this guy just analyses your motives and asks you a question that really makes you stop and think for a bit
Why the fuck does he sound so intelligent? I know Orcs arent just barbaric warmongers, They were bred for war so they know tactics and soldier training but this one particular Orc isnt talking about war or killing you, He is asking you a question involving your hatred for ALL orcs.
@@donutlovingwerewolf8837 If u watch Conan play this game he had a guest on his show and he did say he voiced one of the orcs and it sounds exactly like him.
In fact, is a cool thing he tried to analyze things but there are more unique and interesting encounter dialogues of orcs. Like the one who knows a lot of things. And he is the dumbest. Because all of them knows his motives. And that is a war he is doing too. So he asking such a absurd question is not really smart. But hey, is obviously a creative idea the team came along and decided to include, that's all.
@@MarcosAnschau yeah, that guy is shit from the start. Talion gave away ring to save him, and first thing Kel said is 'Why you did that, go fetch palantir'
@@MrShkoloPlay bro I don’t understand how talion put up with this man all he talked about was “Talion we must secure the palantir” Palantir this palantir that mad annoying and talion just doesn’t say anything 😂
Normal Orc: "Be quiet boys, we'll ambush these fools and kill em before they even realize what hit em' Tûkâ the Screamer:UUUURRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHRRRRR"
I'll have you know Tuka is autistic and looks forward to the raids all week, he gets really upset if the others tell him he can't come. Even though Tuka keeps ruining the surprise of their raids, the orcs know how much they mean to Tuka and so they keep bringing him. Orcs are great and inclusive like that.
The mysterious stranger is one of the devs that passed while making the game it makes me so happy that he is now immortalized in this fantastic story. 6:15
I remember my first playthrough back when the game was released. I made a captain my right hand man, his name was Kruk (completely forgot his title), I gave him many missions and made him my bodyguard. Kruk was the most reliable of my captains, he nailed every mission I gave him while having little to no damage and he saved me multiple times by being a miracle savior when I was doomed and then killing my enemy. Even Olog captains were no match for him One day I go kill a captain whose description I had only read the resistances and weaknesses, I was like "why would the 6 other categories matter?" and when I kill him, Kruk betrays me, turns out it was his blood brother. He became Kruk the avenger. He had cursed axes and gained the no chance skill while with me (I trained him too well). He killed me in mere seconds. By the time Talion respawns, he had killed my overlord and became the new overlord, capturing all my warchiefs of the region (I think the region was Nurnen). His new warchiefs were pretty tough. I also knew I couldn't luck with him so I extra prepared to invade back. It took me about a week to invade successfully the fort and beat Kruk in a one on one. But he didn't die, he told me our feud wouldn't end here and he prevented the kill and escaped, leaving me with the fort. But I refused to leave it there, I didn't want to do a single mission until I had completely destroyed Kruk the avenger. Besides, he was very active at fighting my captains in missions and he always won so it was in my best interest too. He always managed to either kill me, force me into retreat or retreating successfully himself. I think it took me about two weeks to kill him, by the help of poison, my main fuel in the first playthrough. I was both kinda happy and sad, I already missed the time he spent at my right hand man. But the next day he came back, he cheated death and he was now immune to poison, I managed to run away but he killed my bodyguard in the process. I left him to go to Minas Morgul for a mission, and then guess who ambushes me? Kruk, who tells me "I tracked you down for kilometers to kill you, let's end this!" or something like that. The fight lasted for a good ten minutes because I always needed to heal, but at the end I lost. I was waiting for him to kill me like always, and then big surprise... He got killed by an orc who saved me, the mysterious savior Forthog the orc-slayer. Kruk never cheated that death. It was also my first ever encounter with Forthog. A part of me was relieved that this feud ended, but I was also sad, a part of me wanted to recruit back Kruk sooner or later. He was my best right hand orc and then my worst Nemesis, no other orc was a better match for either of these roles, neither before or after. (If I had managed to recruit him back, I think I would have made him my bodyguard but then managed to never summon him so he stays safe) He was 10-ish when I met him and almost level 40 when he died. A lot of orcs after that one were a lot more powerful but none of them were that much of a trouble, and it also never felt the same with any other Nemesis. Kruk is the most tragic orc in my playthough. My most loyal orc who I couldn't forgive his betrayal after he was driven by the desire of vengence. I also felt bad when I thought I killed him for good. I wish I hadn't killed his blood brother but then maybe he would have died from enemies so I just appreciate the time I had, no matter the side he was on.
That is a great story but no matter how you paint it, you were the villian of that story. I usually tried keeping blood brothers together. If I recruited one I got the other also. If they died on missions then it wasn't my problem. But it felt nice.
Bro... That character development, that tragic moment that changed his ideals, that determination, that rivality, that very well made vengeance, that phrase, that lore, that... Never saw an antagonist so very well written as kruk, and The story is awesome, for now my favourite antagonist of every games
Brandon Parson there so diverse and cool in their own ways some of the captains are my favourite characters and when they betray you it is quite heartbreaking
Just realized you could possibly have two different types of army. 1. One entirely made of performers, with singers and poets. 2. One made of only orcs that don't speak, just moan, and scream and sputter gibberish.
@JonnyCruzadrr every battle is a nonstop symphony of *KLONG* from lutes hitting skulls, brief singsong, and badly recited poetry as over a dozen orcs beat each other to death.
Never siege with a team filled with inscrutables, moaners, and screamers. Once had a leader for my siege and to talk to me before the siege started he moaned in my ear and rushed into battle then died immediently from a Drake.
I still think it’s hilarious that there was an orc my friend kept getting in his game that would never die and was always screaming and eventuallh became a maniac and always popped up when he was fighting other orc captains
Imagine at the end of ROTK where Aragorn is giving his "for frodo" speech and in the middle of his speech he gets interrupted by a orc singing his lungs out and is prancing around enemy lines with a fucking lute. That would be fucking mental wouldn't it? Lol.
My favorite is, “You took back Midus Morgul did yeah. Well don’t go changing the name, I just got used to the new one!” That is just so humanizing, and relatable.
I just finished the game and was going through the codex entries and found that out. Only encountered him once the whole game but it was a pretty cool moment
I remember the very first nemesis I had in this game. A Dark Trickster called Tarz Lucky Shot, who killed me four times, even once when we were on the same level. During our last fight he started things off by saying something along the lines of "it's so nice you keep visiting me, my sweet! Let's dance!" And boy did it take some serious focus to finally kill him, especially considering each of his crossbow bolts cursed me. But when I finally won, he just knelt down and said, "Come Close my sweet,let me feel your breath!" Tarz took one final swing at me, which I blocked, before proceeding to cut off his arm before I then chopped him in half. Then a day later I'm dueling a low level completely random captain, when all of a sudden I get tackled by a familiar face, now with an eye patch and hook for a hand "You chopped me in half. The other orcs put me back together, but it was you who made me into what I am." Said Tarz the Machine before nailing me in the head with a cursed crossbow bolt. I immediately tracked him down and after another vicious fight moved in for the killing blow, to which my first nemesis stated, "you may kill me, but the metal is forever." I actually felt a little bad once I decapitated him, definitely a worthy enemy.
For me it was a grunt that managed to kill me while I was fighting a orc captain who was named Garl after he killed me he became Garl the tark slayer who had a mortal weakness to fire so I saw he was by a grog barrel so I shot it and blew it up killing him immediately Later on I was walking through the city when suddenly I hear “hey tark!” And sure enough I see Garl with half his face burned and earning himself the new title Garl “flame of war” and became a legendary captain before he ended up killing me by teaming up with the captain I was fighting We fought each other about ten times every time he called me “little moth” I eventually killed him by stabbing his chest and I thought that was the end of that before I called it for the day Next morning I hop on and I’m leaving the first barrow you enter in the game when suddenly I hear “little mooooooth!!” And I was just like “… no” sure enough my boy garl defied death a second time and had come for my head yet again and being 5 levels ahead of me and I’m so caught off guard he kills me again Well we fought each other a few Times again and on our last battle I thought I was going to die again when I was saved by a gondorian soldier which felt like a insulting end for my greatest nemesis
One thing I loved in this game is how seamless some of the encounters are. For example someone ambushing you while you're hiding in the bushes or when you are watching 2 chiefs fight and he ties his dialogue to that scenario. It turns a simple game mechanic into part of a story
Most memorable thing an orc said to me was about how he was there when talions wife and child bled out he heard their screams. Crazy how much detail is in this game.
Never encountered him or any variant, I was playing in standard mode at the time so I don't know if I had to be in nemesis mode or if RNG was holding out on me. Or if he is something you only encounter if you've played through Shadow of Mordor.
The amount of detail they have put into the personalities and individual looks of each named orc is absolutely staggering. Other game companies could learn that this attention to detail creates the full immersion gamers are looking for
My favorite encounter was when I found my singing orc, who's title was "the Bard". He is currently one of my most powerful orcs, and I make sure that when he is in the turn-based fight thingies that I move him so that it cancels and he doesn't battle and therefore doesn't end up dying.
I gotta admit the nemesis system was incredibly and increasingly entertaining creating real rivalries that in some cases spanned my entire play through simply due to bad luck or miscalculation on my part. I once had a Chef I could not kill just from general bullshit and my own bungling. I watch that guy from the beginning become one of the most brutal orc warlords with very few weaknesses as he destroyed his rivals under every situation. Felt like a real reoccurring villain in a Saturday morning cartoon. Great game. I really love the insane personalities they developed for this game.
For me the tower was way more agressive and scary, He cheated death a couple times and felt like the real villain during act 1. It's amazing what stories this game can cause
Nanubot Bruh go fuck off, we all make mistakes, and here you are being a Dumbass. So get yo damn facts right mate. And go fuck off. Because you dont understand what a joke or a mistake is.
I was somehow sad when I was betrayed by bruz, even though it had already happened countless times before by other orcs. Bruz was just a different breed though lmao
Can you get his "unbreakable/unbreaking" skill away by shaming him? If it's possible, I'll go murder some captains lol. Brw: I absolutely LOVE his design, it's so awesome. And I loved the Boss fight in SoM
@@commanderbacara4306 Not exactly sure. I have yet to get him in my save of OVER 60 HOURS! Lol. I believe you can get that away by shaming him enough, though.
One of my followers betrayed me, so we fought and when I stabbed him in his stomach and he was on his knees giving his last speech he said; "Ya know, you shouldn't take the whole betrayal thing to heart. I'm an orc. And orcs do it all the time it's in our nature." And I *almost* let him live to re-recruit him for such a valid point. 😂😂 But I did the quick time event on the "Last Chance" on the last second like "Good point. But nah."
I had a large Orc who apperarently betrayed me I don't know where I found him or anything but he kept hinting to working under me. When he was on his knees he was like "Your the worse boss I've ever had. And all the others were orcs" i was tempted to let him live XD
My favorite thing an Orc said to me was this guy who I started fighting while I was on a Caragor. He goes "Brought your mother along, did you? I can see the resemblance!" I laughed so hard that my character died
Lmfao!!!
That’s an orc worth recruiting.
That's so good!
But the question is what voice did he have?
Fam that's hilarious
@@pikminmaster2165 The voice of the Damned, the of the Pit, the Death Monger, the Lucky, the Gambler or the Tactician for example but this work with personalities not specials too…
I recruited one orc who could only say: "I don't know."
He saved my life once.
He was killed in a duel to become warlord.
Later on I was in the middle of a losing battle when suddenly:
"I don't know!". He had survived and joined the battle on my side.
I made him a warlord later.
I recruited an orc, forgot it's name, he betrayed me after witnessing me being humiliated, then I shamed him so he could only say "I don't know" and brought him back into my army
@@professionalcommentstealer5271 I recruited a orc who died, came back and betrayed me, WITH iron will, kill him and he becomes a legendary, kill him again, ambushes me in a fight against 2 other captains and kill him again, then I ambush an ambush and he ambushes me STILL LEGANDARY and I get saved the the orc killer. Fucker wouldn't stay down
I recruited an orc who could only say lookout and he was my first one, right before I was about to attack the the first fortress he betrayed me and laughed while saying "look out" multiple times. It was surprisingly ironic
Same thing happened to me actually. He had his head cut off. I was taking a fort and he saved me. I made him overlord
Gian Quesadilla i recruited the diseased and like a minute later he kidnaps another friendly captain and ambushed me
i once met an orc who was called something one word. He would growl for a while then say one word appropriate to the situation. And it was always a real classy word. I love this game so far
He was enemy overlord.I shamed and recruited him and send him to pit fights.His only weakness was beast fodder.He survived pve ones.Then I did the online ones.First one had a caraogar,that dog eated half of my mans health.F***.He died :(
*moans* UNACCEPTABLE
@@paulofrota3958, so Lemongrab
@@yukselaydin4473 Recruit a necromancer and revive him!
Omg yes he has "one word " in his name aswell 🤣
8:25 This very quote is my favorite in the whole game (not even exaggerating), because I've heard hundreds of "I'm going to kill you and throw your body for caragors to eat" or "I'm definitely going to beat you, cuz you're only a weak human" while this guy just analyses your motives and asks you a question that really makes you stop and think for a bit
Why the fuck does he sound so intelligent? I know Orcs arent just barbaric warmongers, They were bred for war so they know tactics and soldier training but this one particular Orc isnt talking about war or killing you, He is asking you a question involving your hatred for ALL orcs.
@@donutlovingwerewolf8837 If u watch Conan play this game he had a guest on his show and he did say he voiced one of the orcs and it sounds exactly like him.
@@Slasher00420 that's Kumail Nanjiani, and yes, it was that exact orc he voiced
@@nash3364 I like that actor but he always sounds horrible in video games they have him voice. They should at least try to match his voice....
In fact, is a cool thing he tried to analyze things but there are more unique and interesting encounter dialogues of orcs. Like the one who knows a lot of things. And he is the dumbest. Because all of them knows his motives. And that is a war he is doing too. So he asking such a absurd question is not really smart. But hey, is obviously a creative idea the team came along and decided to include, that's all.
Bruz: “Dark Lord, Bright Lord, same thing really.” Dude has no idea just how right he is...
Fax like bro, they both wanna rule Mordor
Classic example of foreshadowing
Crazy how in the 2nd playthrough you can see clearly all the signs of who calebrimbor really is
@@MarcosAnschau yeah, that guy is shit from the start. Talion gave away ring to save him, and first thing Kel said is 'Why you did that, go fetch palantir'
@@MrShkoloPlay bro I don’t understand how talion put up with this man all he talked about was “Talion we must secure the palantir” Palantir this palantir that mad annoying and talion just doesn’t say anything 😂
Game: "Shag the Moaner"
Me: "If you insist"
Game: "Mug the Ruined"
Me: "Like taking candy from a baby!"
Lmfao
XD pppffffhahahaha
I think a better one I’ve seen was Shag the Poker.
😂😂😂
8:35
Grom calling out the systematic mistreatment of orcs
9:12 "cover my withdrawal!"
The earth "you got it boss!"
Tailon: *How the fuuu....?*
Lol , yup
🤣
Hahahaha
4:56 the fact the actual subtitles are question marks makes me happy
I heard it as "Cause I'm the reckoning on my way and I'll rip your throat so fast it'll whistle."
It's xQc pog
I never thought I would see they day there was an Irish orc. I’m happy.
Would anyone like some cheese?
As a Scottish person I can confirm this is how we talk
8:16
Gotta love the contrast someone named
“Grom the agonizer”
Is quite a diplomatic and all around pacifist sort of lad
And he's a Warmonger as well. 😂😂
Doesn’t he sound like Kumail Nanjiani?
Niels Smit
Yeah because he voice acted for this specific type of orc I believe
He sounds like Taika Waititi
Lmaoo
8:42
"...Im takin that fort back!"
*immediately dies*
...wow
Man I died laughing at 06:04 😂
Especially with the whole setting of a "stealthy ambush" and then this guy going full throttle
Yeaaaa me too 😂😂!!!
Same
Normal Orc: "Be quiet boys, we'll ambush these fools and kill em before they even realize what hit em'
Tûkâ the Screamer:UUUURRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHRRRRR"
LOLOLOOLO
THUMBS UP LETS DO THIS! LEEEERROOOOOYYYY JENKKKINNNSSS!! 😂😂😂
7:03 When the girl you like starts to compliment you and you dont know what to answer.
S U I C I D E G U Y under appreciated comment
And the fact his name is Shag the Moaner.... I bet the development crew patted themselves on the back for that. XD
The fact that the other orc said" your ad slow as a maggot. Good luck" I was dam
@@roseabee7503
lol
7:37 trying to tell her you love her but your the Sloth from the Goonies
Now, this calls for a stealthy approach, and
"OOOHHHHHWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH"
...Damnit, Tuka.
bluefootwalking I literally died of laughter! What an appropriate guy for a stealth mission
Look, if you send someone called "The Screamer" on an ambush mission it's your own stupid fault
He probably went on the mission stealthily afterwards.
I'll have you know Tuka is autistic and looks forward to the raids all week, he gets really upset if the others tell him he can't come. Even though Tuka keeps ruining the surprise of their raids, the orcs know how much they mean to Tuka and so they keep bringing him. Orcs are great and inclusive like that.
I thought he will scream and then tell other orcs to be quiet 😂😂
“Bright Lord, Dark Lord, same thing really.” Bruz giving the ultimate foreshadowing of the game
Also every time a Nazgul yells "You will join our ranks!"
The mysterious stranger is one of the devs that passed while making the game it makes me so happy that he is now immortalized in this fantastic story. 6:15
8:17 Grom the Surprisingly Reasonable
it killed me when he told talion the problem is with him 😂
Im dying of laughter after grom tuka and ushak
His voice kinda reminds me of Dinesh from Silicon Valley
It should since he's the one doing the VA work for him.
I swear he must have been voiced by Kumail Nanjiani hahah
8:25 BEST PART when an uruk actually gave you a life lesson and made you think of your morality
I want him as a bodyguard so that he can diplomatically work out my issues
I thought Uruks and orcs were different or are Uruks just a type of Orc
hes the only american sounding uruk amongst all the british sounding uruks and that disturbs me
I know his voice actor, sounds so familiar. I know that I've heard him in other media before.
@@bushisback112 I believe they are different I just can’t remember how
2:38 "I can smell the sun." I'm pretty sure you're on drugs bud.
When your homie chews the whole acid strip
When you eat the whole brownie
when you eat the flintstone gummies bottle instead of the actual gummies
When your boss gives you regular lobotomies on the battlefield.
Krug the Destroyer: Woo-woo-wee-wuh...
I remember my first playthrough back when the game was released.
I made a captain my right hand man, his name was Kruk (completely forgot his title), I gave him many missions and made him my bodyguard. Kruk was the most reliable of my captains, he nailed every mission I gave him while having little to no damage and he saved me multiple times by being a miracle savior when I was doomed and then killing my enemy. Even Olog captains were no match for him
One day I go kill a captain whose description I had only read the resistances and weaknesses, I was like "why would the 6 other categories matter?" and when I kill him, Kruk betrays me, turns out it was his blood brother.
He became Kruk the avenger. He had cursed axes and gained the no chance skill while with me (I trained him too well). He killed me in mere seconds. By the time Talion respawns, he had killed my overlord and became the new overlord, capturing all my warchiefs of the region (I think the region was Nurnen).
His new warchiefs were pretty tough. I also knew I couldn't luck with him so I extra prepared to invade back. It took me about a week to invade successfully the fort and beat Kruk in a one on one. But he didn't die, he told me our feud wouldn't end here and he prevented the kill and escaped, leaving me with the fort.
But I refused to leave it there, I didn't want to do a single mission until I had completely destroyed Kruk the avenger. Besides, he was very active at fighting my captains in missions and he always won so it was in my best interest too.
He always managed to either kill me, force me into retreat or retreating successfully himself. I think it took me about two weeks to kill him, by the help of poison, my main fuel in the first playthrough.
I was both kinda happy and sad, I already missed the time he spent at my right hand man. But the next day he came back, he cheated death and he was now immune to poison, I managed to run away but he killed my bodyguard in the process.
I left him to go to Minas Morgul for a mission, and then guess who ambushes me? Kruk, who tells me "I tracked you down for kilometers to kill you, let's end this!" or something like that.
The fight lasted for a good ten minutes because I always needed to heal, but at the end I lost. I was waiting for him to kill me like always, and then big surprise... He got killed by an orc who saved me, the mysterious savior Forthog the orc-slayer.
Kruk never cheated that death. It was also my first ever encounter with Forthog.
A part of me was relieved that this feud ended, but I was also sad, a part of me wanted to recruit back Kruk sooner or later. He was my best right hand orc and then my worst Nemesis, no other orc was a better match for either of these roles, neither before or after.
(If I had managed to recruit him back, I think I would have made him my bodyguard but then managed to never summon him so he stays safe)
He was 10-ish when I met him and almost level 40 when he died. A lot of orcs after that one were a lot more powerful but none of them were that much of a trouble, and it also never felt the same with any other Nemesis.
Kruk is the most tragic orc in my playthough. My most loyal orc who I couldn't forgive his betrayal after he was driven by the desire of vengence. I also felt bad when I thought I killed him for good. I wish I hadn't killed his blood brother but then maybe he would have died from enemies so I just appreciate the time I had, no matter the side he was on.
Damn that Was a sick Story.
@@captainbarbossa7025 thanks, I still have plenty of stories like that, and I'm sure you do too!
That is a great story but no matter how you paint it, you were the villian of that story. I usually tried keeping blood brothers together. If I recruited one I got the other also. If they died on missions then it wasn't my problem. But it felt nice.
@@combatpanda4264 I didn't know they were blood brothers. If I did, I'd have recruited him
Bro... That character development, that tragic moment that changed his ideals, that determination, that rivality, that very well made vengeance, that phrase, that lore, that... Never saw an antagonist so very well written as kruk, and The story is awesome, for now my favourite antagonist of every games
6:53 Me and the boys sticking up for each other...
Fuck man... I almost chocked laughing m.
I always call those guys “The Side-Bitch” 😂
🤣🤣🤣
@@Spartan11117777 Omg I never thought of that. that is golden!!! So good!!
Shit had me dying
The best voice acting in the game is from the Orc character's
Brandon Parson there so diverse and cool in their own ways some of the captains are my favourite characters and when they betray you it is quite heartbreaking
Brandon Parson kind of reminds me of the clones from clone wars tv show
@@iiADIDASx me too, all the orcs and clones look almost the same but they all have their own little orc personalities. just me and my orc lads
@@ntrunnrracl yeah but each one will have the tiniest detail to separate them from the rest but it’s that small detail that makes it worth while
What do you mean that's the only voice acting everyone else sounds like Google translate
Just realized you could possibly have two different types of army.
1. One entirely made of performers, with singers and poets.
2. One made of only orcs that don't speak, just moan, and scream and sputter gibberish.
Every battle is a music festival
@JonnyCruzadrr every battle is a nonstop symphony of *KLONG* from lutes hitting skulls, brief singsong, and badly recited poetry as over a dozen orcs beat each other to death.
Never siege with a team filled with inscrutables, moaners, and screamers. Once had a leader for my siege and to talk to me before the siege started he moaned in my ear and rushed into battle then died immediently from a Drake.
6:51 had me dead on the floor. 😂 I can't anymore!!! 😭
☠️☠️☠️ same
"And im going to help!"
Bright Lord, Dark Lord, same thing really.
^^^- Bruz tried to hint for Talion.
Noah Caelum foreshadow of war
Noah Caelum So true
Noah Caelum i
Bruz can probably tell the future
Noah Caelum coolest Orc I've ever seen
“AAAAHUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHH”
...
“And I’m gonna help!”
Dear lord I thought the singing orc was the best but I found a new favorite
Gotta love the Orcs that come with their little hype men helpers
It's like batman and robin.
Batman: Sulk sulk sulk "MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!"
Robin: AND BOY WONDER!
Obvious is my fav
6:50
I love how that other orc is only a grunt as well
7:37 definitely the most inspirational quote in this game
4:46 is the best orc I think I’ve ever come across, I’m sad I haven’t discovered this one until now, how rare is this personality?
Same. I have never seen him before, but damn I really want to get him asap
Aren't they all randomly generated?
@@HOTD108_ i think yeah
Celebrimbor: Submit to the Bright lord!:
Ushak: Well that all depends...
"On what?"
"On you buying dis caravan, fer me ma"
"Are you taking a piss?"
This orc acts like a irish person or he is (I am not trying to offend someone by the way)
6:06 starts stealth mission
*screams out vocal cords*
Gwebb wow really jeez you have some strong uruks
He looked like me first time playing Assassin's creed
"Orcs have no culture!"
3:51
Ah, ah fellow man of culture I see
@@louisknudsen2535 I thought ya'll were the same person lmao
I'll be ready and you'll be... Daddy(Dumbledore moaned willingly)
Someone had to do some mocap of him prancing and I didint think of it
6:51 yo he's got a sick hype man
I still think it’s hilarious that there was an orc my friend kept getting in his game that would never die and was always screaming and eventuallh became a maniac and always popped up when he was fighting other orc captains
I had one like that on the demo
6:11 when you step on a lego
I feel this comment
Idk why but as soon as I clicked on it and heard the scream I lost it. 😂
I was about to comment exactly the same :D
Clicked the time stamp and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
More like 6:09
8:37 "maybe the problem is with you"
surprisingly deep, i think he is a great therapist
I think that was Kumail Nanjiani
@@willfrillman It is, he voice acted for Uruk in this game
I hate how bruz ended up being mind broken at the end of his quest line. He had so much personality and wouldve loved to have him as an overlord
I don't want the fort, just keep the bloody fort
I actually ran into him a while later and gave him a second chance , keep an eye out in nurnen
I was pissed at his betrayal so I kept shaming him again and again until eventually, albeit accidentally at the time, killing him
Imagine at the end of ROTK where Aragorn is giving his "for frodo" speech and in the middle of his speech he gets interrupted by a orc singing his lungs out and is prancing around enemy lines with a fucking lute. That would be fucking mental wouldn't it? Lol.
3:35 so poetic, so... emotional.
The Shakespeare of Mordor indeed.
First I thought you meant the barde, but this deserved my laugher!
He speaks with such emotion
RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Give this man the key to the city, he's already won the key to my heart
I had that guy before! But he was known as the bard, and not the singer
6:07
*Gives the subtle hand movement indicating that they will infiltrate stealthily*
*Proceeds to screech like a castrated hog on crystal meth*
The Drunken Coward 😂😂😂😂😂 fuck me
This comment is too much for me :D:D:D
The Drunken Coward maybe this hand movement will help. Look at my PFP xd
What makes it even more funny is that when I replayed that moment, my dog heard it and started barking. I think you're onto something.
Its in the name XD
OMG the Orc at 4:51 is Sheogorath! I'd recognize his insane ramblings anywhere!
OMFG YOURE RIGHT
What the heck?!
My favorite is, “You took back Midus Morgul did yeah. Well don’t go changing the name, I just got used to the new one!” That is just so humanizing, and relatable.
4:30 "Such a little sting for the man with the- SUBMIT TO ME!"
Bony Macaroni "The singer's song will never end."
@@fragrantwinter8233 genius
Forthog the Orc-Slayer is undeniably the best in the game. He's named and inserted in honor of one of the devs who passed away
I just finished the game and was going through the codex entries and found that out. Only encountered him once the whole game but it was a pretty cool moment
@@ericrichardson1496 I’ve played the game four times over and three dozen of eltariel and baranor’s expansions, and I’ve never encountered him once.
I wish you could recruit him
@@dylankagan9695 same here
I played nemesis and I encountered him 3 times saving me on execution alot
I remember the very first nemesis I had in this game. A Dark Trickster called Tarz Lucky Shot, who killed me four times, even once when we were on the same level.
During our last fight he started things off by saying something along the lines of "it's so nice you keep visiting me, my sweet! Let's dance!"
And boy did it take some serious focus to finally kill him, especially considering each of his crossbow bolts cursed me. But when I finally won, he just knelt down and said, "Come Close my sweet,let me feel your breath!"
Tarz took one final swing at me, which I blocked, before proceeding to cut off his arm before I then chopped him in half.
Then a day later I'm dueling a low level completely random captain, when all of a sudden I get tackled by a familiar face, now with an eye patch and hook for a hand
"You chopped me in half. The other orcs put me back together, but it was you who made me into what I am." Said Tarz the Machine before nailing me in the head with a cursed crossbow bolt.
I immediately tracked him down and after another vicious fight moved in for the killing blow, to which my first nemesis stated, "you may kill me, but the metal is forever." I actually felt a little bad once I decapitated him, definitely a worthy enemy.
For me it was a grunt that managed to kill me while I was fighting a orc captain who was named Garl
after he killed me he became Garl the tark slayer who had a mortal weakness to fire so I saw he was by a grog barrel so I shot it and blew it up killing him immediately
Later on I was walking through the city when suddenly I hear “hey tark!” And sure enough I see Garl with half his face burned and earning himself the new title Garl “flame of war” and became a legendary captain before he ended up killing me by teaming up with the captain I was fighting
We fought each other about ten times every time he called me “little moth” I eventually killed him by stabbing his chest and I thought that was the end of that before I called it for the day
Next morning I hop on and I’m leaving the first barrow you enter in the game when suddenly I hear “little mooooooth!!” And I was just like “… no” sure enough my boy garl defied death a second time and had come for my head yet again and being 5 levels ahead of me and I’m so caught off guard he kills me again
Well we fought each other a few Times again and on our last battle I thought I was going to die again when I was saved by a gondorian soldier which felt like a insulting end for my greatest nemesis
"End result is me ripping spines out, which I like to do anyway, so either way is a win"
That's pretty based not gonna lie
Its so funny how Bruz has his arms open when the camera zooms out. He's like TA - DA!
DeviantCringe i didnt expect to see you here
Cameon Fountz ;)
DeviantCringe *God Has Joined The Server*
DeviantCringe prak the impossible (cursed mystic trickster)9:09 to 9:30
I've always thought it looked like he was waiting for a hug.
The Singer: "You'll be very....DEADY!!"
Talion: *Immediately beats him into submission*
Always loved all the times when Overlord killed spy who wasnt a spy 🤣
"Did he go insane? We dont have a spy here....."
5:15 Love this orc, I really gonna make this my bodyguard to see how he'll say after saving me lmao. He's too funny and talkative
Ahh my favourite line
"I CAN SMELL THE SUN!"
Really? "Moon buckets" is better.
"The worms are in my head and they wiggle! Wiggle-wiggle-wiggle-wiggle!"
Sticky glue!
MAN PARTS
If only he shouted I can taste the colors
6:07 Stealth Scream... Nice
"Oh and here's Screamer on a stealth mission."
*Autistic SCHREEEEEEEEEE*
Scare tactic
COBRAAAAAAAAA!
This is by far the funniest
Orc 1: Hey did you hear that?
Orc 2: Wind maybe?
2:39 I can smell the sun!
I started laughing at that one, that was amazing!
I think he snorted The Grog instead of drinking it
Grom the agonizer just talks so normally you find it kind of hard to believe he's an orc
I think that editing at 3:40 deserves more recognition
Thanks for the comment Joe!
Considering I'm not very apt with editing in general, that's awesome to hear.
IKR
Oof that's awesome
@@DarkPsyker holy shit I thought that was just part of the game!
Right that was fye I didn't even notice it
7:01 A man has fallen into the river in lego city
The fact that that's where your mind went shows you are the ultimate man of culture.
HEY!!
The moaning is the memers and gamers laughing at it
BUILD THE HELICOPTA
"bright lord, dark lord, same thing really"...how ironic 😳
I thought that Grom the Agonizer sounded familiar, so I looked it up and turns out here's the same voice actor as Prismo from Adventure Time!
8:25 I think he speak for everyone
He's very well spoken for an Orc
@@SirFooplesTheThird idk man that's kinda racist
I don’t know is it just me or does he sound like prismo from adventure time
@@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace he is the same va for prismo
I don’t know what lesson he is giving
2:00 I just... I can't 😂
He actually did the finger in his mouth 😂 I'm dead
bruz is the best.
@@lewismartin3430 until he kills you and makes you do like 30 boring revenge missions
@@jarjar7872 yeah but appart from those times and when bruz is wearing blue he is without a doubt the funniest oloog in all of mordor
@@thewesterntabby6379 he’s the only character in the story with a good personality in those parts
@Valentino FRECHA sad
When bruz says "Bright lord, Dark lord same thing really" that's the ultimate foreshadowing
One thing I loved in this game is how seamless some of the encounters are. For example someone ambushing you while you're hiding in the bushes or when you are watching 2 chiefs fight and he ties his dialogue to that scenario. It turns a simple game mechanic into part of a story
0:53 that ear grab no joke 💀😭
That would make any orc fold
8:42
“I hope ur not getting too comfortable cause I’m taking that fort back”.
Immediately gets a sword shoved through his face
* Red X mark through name *
And Talion probably says something like
"That will be hard to do when you have your skull pierced".
I was honestly expecting him to be recruited lol would have been a funny twist to his phrase if he was put in charge afterwards
What if he comes back from the dead.
its crazy how different his experience with characters and voices are WAYYYYYY different from mine. This game is so well done
Most memorable thing an orc said to me was about how he was there when talions wife and child bled out he heard their screams. Crazy how much detail is in this game.
3:50 - 4:10 I MUST HAVE HIM!!!
ToG felt the same way
Never encountered him or any variant, I was playing in standard mode at the time so I don't know if I had to be in nemesis mode or if RNG was holding out on me. Or if he is something you only encounter if you've played through Shadow of Mordor.
I encountered him but he betreayed me and downed me and before i could get up my bodyguard came and well just ripped his head off
I have him
@@shiveredmytimber3148 I just got him, he's my overlord now.
4:56
I'm sorry, but if you reach a point where even the subtitles get confused, then you may want to slow it down. XD
Supapretzel Jenkins lol i’m laughing so hard because of that stupid accent 😂😂😂
(????)
Edit: John Long-tooth, i agree.
"Cause I done reckoning you'll be wriggling when I rip ya throat out so fast it'll whistle."
Orc'enem
Scuze' me nigga
But what the fuck?
Brûz is honestly one of my favorites just because the way he immediately acts like he's best buds with the bright lord
One of my favorites was a sniper who really only said "Lookout!". He saved me several times. He unfortunately didn't survive.
Guess you could say no one really looked out for him
9:12 knew the right way to retreat
I think he took the insult "Go to Hell" too literally. XD
“Cover my withdrawal!”
8:30 Grom sounds a lot like prizmo from Adventure Time
same voice actor
Its Kumail Nangiani
Gonna be honest, I don’t think the voice fits.
@@lukestover2207 somehow that makes it even better.
He sounds very white (not racist because im white)
The amount of detail they have put into the personalities and individual looks of each named orc is absolutely staggering.
Other game companies could learn that this attention to detail creates the full immersion gamers are looking for
My favorite encounter was when I found my singing orc, who's title was "the Bard".
He is currently one of my most powerful orcs, and I make sure that when he is in the turn-based fight thingies that I move him so that it cancels and he doesn't battle and therefore doesn't end up dying.
How do you make sure an orc does not die in the fight-pits?
I gotta admit the nemesis system was incredibly and increasingly entertaining creating real rivalries that in some cases spanned my entire play through simply due to bad luck or miscalculation on my part. I once had a Chef I could not kill just from general bullshit and my own bungling. I watch that guy from the beginning become one of the most brutal orc warlords with very few weaknesses as he destroyed his rivals under every situation. Felt like a real reoccurring villain in a Saturday morning cartoon. Great game. I really love the insane personalities they developed for this game.
Too bad they copyrighted the system. Which does suck as i would've loved to seen this mechanic in other games
💯
@@ineedzemedic5810 I didn't know they did that 😭😭😭
Eh it's just uh 10 more year until the the copyright expires.
@@galiggshalfpint6269 dumbass they will renew that😂
9:12 thats one impressive withdraw, holy hell.
Alakai Souza I’m just casually gonna take the ladder down to hell, won’t trouble with that job...
They say he's still climbing downward to this day.
Best escape ever
To the batcave!
Well I guess I will die if I get off the latter so if I keep going I won't die
1:07 "bright lord dark lord , same thing really"
bruz was a wise orc
For me the tower was way more agressive and scary, He cheated death a couple times and felt like the real villain during act 1. It's amazing what stories this game can cause
6:09 i didnt know there are LEGO pieces in Mordor
8:19
Damn if that's not the most American sounding orc ever.
Nanubot Bruh go fuck off, we all make mistakes, and here you are being a Dumbass. So get yo damn facts right mate. And go fuck off. Because you dont understand what a joke or a mistake is.
@@bbobbiegurl467 chill bro, neither you can't take a bad word
Just watch the episode of Connan O'Brian playing this game, you will get your answers
GR
I have never heard an orc who has that accent nor voice
“Bright Lord, Dark Lord, same thing really.”
Who knew this quote would carry so much more significance later in the game.
I really liked Bruz’s personality. He was an interesting character.
"cover me!"
*goes underground*
cant get much more covered than that.
He like, "your obviously gonna kill me so I'll just go ahead and bury ma-self and save you tha trouble".
7:03
"Shag the Moaner" sounds like something a British person would say to their friend about a girl at the pub
Sounds like a British woman and looks like one as well
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 not wrong sounds like one too
@@mace1633 He already said that, davis
congrats if you get the reference
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 I'm British and that annoyed me, mostly because you're correct
@@Konoronn honestly the one I dated was pretty cute but still
*I speak from experience*
This game was damn near flawless
I was somehow sad when I was betrayed by bruz, even though it had already happened countless times before by other orcs. Bruz was just a different breed though lmao
5:30 in case you didn’t know, this guy is a direct reference to The Tower of Sauron, one of the captains that you defeat in Shadow of Mordor.
Can you get his "unbreakable/unbreaking" skill away by shaming him? If it's possible, I'll go murder some captains lol.
Brw: I absolutely LOVE his design, it's so awesome. And I loved the Boss fight in SoM
@@commanderbacara4306 Not exactly sure. I have yet to get him in my save of OVER 60 HOURS! Lol. I believe you can get that away by shaming him enough, though.
@@commanderbacara4306 can't shame him if you can't break him
@@Smileyreal Yeah, I already realized when the other guy answered
there are 2 versions of the "tower" : first one is just THE TOWER and the second one is the Pretender one that one is always unbreakable + iron will
"cover my withdrawel" proceeds to descend forever.
he was the only orc that knew about the secret passage under the ladder.
@@MysticWarriorMJ I WISH! I got Mâku the Fixer doing the same thing in BoG before he just teleported back behind me/Eltariel.
This is such a great mechanic. Too bad WB has a copyright for this mechanic and no other game is allowed to use it.
that iconic mouth-pop. Love it!
"Just make sure you let me pop his heads off. Won't ya?" *pop*
Me: *pop* nice
Noice
Forthog : "You must *bend* , Ranger, but *never break."*
Palpatine : _"MY VENOM IS EATING YOU UP INSIDE"_
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:32 dude this guy has been saving me since i can dominate the orcs
. . .when the bard orc really slams the whole 'they were elves once' in lol, only an elf could take the whole show
This game has the best voice actors for the unlikeliest characters
6:07 He's so stealthy.
arthur zaldana Y O U R E P R E T T Y G O O D
redviper57 T H E Y P L A Y E D U S L I K E A D A M F I D D L E
K E P T Y O U W A I T I N G H U H?
Wait there's someone there? I thought it was a camera glitch
Who is? I dont see anyone.
I love this game so very much. Can be frustrating but overall so entertaining.
Wow I'd play this game just for the voice acting, there's so much character to these orcs
"Were gonna protect these supplies eith our liv-"
"OOOOOWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
One of my followers betrayed me, so we fought and when I stabbed him in his stomach and he was on his knees giving his last speech he said;
"Ya know, you shouldn't take the whole betrayal thing to heart. I'm an orc. And orcs do it all the time it's in our nature."
And I *almost* let him live to re-recruit him for such a valid point. 😂😂 But I did the quick time event on the "Last Chance" on the last second like "Good point. But nah."
ChromeADomeStone lol.Mine too but he said something like:Damn,dont take it seriously.U have many like me
I had a large Orc who apperarently betrayed me I don't know where I found him or anything but he kept hinting to working under me. When he was on his knees he was like
"Your the worse boss I've ever had. And all the others were orcs"
i was tempted to let him live XD
once they break your control they're immune anyway.
@@theo-jamesmoulton2000 shame them repeatedly and eventually they'll be vulnerable to domination.
@@AbdulAziz-im2em ... Wait that's a thing?!
6:52 Love the enthusiasm from a hype-man, but he probably dead now
4:57
I love how they wrote the dialogue and even they dont know wtf hes saying at (????)