Transforming My Wife's Ugly House!

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  • čas přidán 22. 05. 2024
  • Today I asked @ldshadowlady to build me the ugliest house she could make, one that would trigger me in many ways. I then gave it a makeover... Leave a like and comment and subscribe if you're new :D
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  • @keira6244
    @keira6244 Před 3 lety +1999

    oh- you’re very…brutally honest. o_o

  • @isabelsites4489
    @isabelsites4489 Před 3 lety +8102

    Joel: give me an ugly house!
    Lizzie: *makes a character with a whole business and life*

    • @kristopherweaver5933
      @kristopherweaver5933 Před 3 lety +338

      What makes it better is it seems like its improv too, shows how creative Lizzie can get

    • @beckyscott9093
      @beckyscott9093 Před 3 lety +23

      Yass

    • @haani9721
      @haani9721 Před 3 lety +52

      @@kristopherweaver5933 loom arch

    • @dreamy1404
      @dreamy1404 Před 3 lety +14

      Ikr 😂😂

    • @KaedenLivesLife
      @KaedenLivesLife Před 3 lety +59

      I love her story about how she loves banners and how she chokes on smoke

  • @Florescence1783
    @Florescence1783 Před 2 lety +464

    I love how Joel dies inside when lizzy said the other bed was for her banners

  • @chxuya_lem
    @chxuya_lem Před 3 lety +2677

    Lizzie: Me and my... Banners
    Joel: Heart been broke so many times-

  • @itsvarshh
    @itsvarshh Před 3 lety +3313

    Joel : transforming my wife's ugly house
    Lizzie : *kidnaps all of joels jeremys c u t e l y*

  • @voidamx4283
    @voidamx4283 Před 3 lety +5445

    You are very brave for calling your wife’s house “ugly”

  • @Artcat932
    @Artcat932 Před 3 lety +1149

    SmallishBeans: “I have an idea for a video!”
    Lizzie: “What is it?”
    SmallishBeans: “Fixing my wife’s ugly house!”
    Lizzie: **cries in insulted**

    • @Serena_Potterhead
      @Serena_Potterhead Před 2 lety +8

      But she does make amazing builds but I guess this time she had to because she always has to listen to her husband

    • @emmyfoxgames7220
      @emmyfoxgames7220 Před 2 lety +7

      @@Serena_Potterhead No she doesn’t, she’s a free woman!

    • @sarastonebell9053
      @sarastonebell9053 Před 2 lety +4

      Wasn't she asked to make an ugly house?

    • @layla_isher
      @layla_isher Před 2 lety +2

      @@sarastonebell9053 yes she was

    • @alex_da_dev13
      @alex_da_dev13 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Serena_Potterhead yea I guess

  • @khimjhongumapac1983
    @khimjhongumapac1983 Před 3 lety +1030

    Joel: "Cause I hate Birch"
    Also Kingdomcraft Joel: is *basic birch*

  • @emelylaguna3518
    @emelylaguna3518 Před 3 lety +2852

    Omg I just realized that Joel and Lizzie are like Wanda and Cosmo

  • @ldshadowlady
    @ldshadowlady Před 3 lety +26051

    Wow. I see you woke up and chose 🙌 divorce 🙌

  • @morganfindley2477
    @morganfindley2477 Před 2 lety +319

    Joel: “I hate birch”
    Also Joel: *is king of the birch kingdom* 😂

    • @xKUHUHx
      @xKUHUHx Před 2 lety +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Neala._.
      @Neala._. Před 2 lety +1

      So true 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😞🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kayakfishingmalaysia244
      @kayakfishingmalaysia244 Před 2 lety +1

      yAsSsS

    • @babynezuko7906
      @babynezuko7906 Před 2 lety +2

      He is the birch boy

  • @Rad_Ranger_01
    @Rad_Ranger_01 Před 2 lety +28

    While Lizzie is showing the house
    Joel:*being as nice as possible but also twitching with trigger and rage*

  • @mina.smthelse8402
    @mina.smthelse8402 Před 3 lety +6044

    lizzie seeing this video:
    lizzie making a new video: fixing my husbands ugly jeremys

  • @bellem.5455
    @bellem.5455 Před 3 lety +449

    “Oh GeT oVer It JoeL yoU bUiLd sNoB”

  • @pawsomepetcare1906
    @pawsomepetcare1906 Před 2 lety +39

    "Let's spruce it up a it!"
    Get it? Spruce? Okay, fine....

  • @midnightelement8895
    @midnightelement8895 Před 2 lety +43

    Joel: *hates birch wood *
    Jason: *hates birch wood*
    Me: ...

  • @Trioxdy
    @Trioxdy Před 3 lety +1698

    Lizzie: “I think it’s a cute house.”
    SmallishBeans: “PURE UGLY”

  • @jaykay7435
    @jaykay7435 Před 3 lety +562

    "bUrN iT aLl
    Except for you stripped wood, you can stay."
    -Joel 2021

  • @rat6862
    @rat6862 Před 3 lety +26

    Lizzie: “A beautiful house”
    Joel:Uhm...😐..yeah...

  • @lexibroadbent1467
    @lexibroadbent1467 Před 2 lety +11

    When your husband calls your house ugly so you sleep with a banner: 😎

  • @acoburnett9458
    @acoburnett9458 Před 3 lety +716

    Lizzie: I see you've SPRUCED it up
    No-one:
    Not a single dancing parrot:
    Not even one of Lizzie's banners:
    Joel: hey hEy HeY HEY H E Y H E Y H E Y

  • @Mam_Otazku
    @Mam_Otazku Před 3 lety +1310

    Joel : “why is there 2 beds?”
    Lizzie : “just me and that’s where my uhhh BaNnErS sleep!”

    • @alliciana6022
      @alliciana6022 Před 3 lety +40

      That hesitation that she had was hilarious 😂

    • @veedragonjedi
      @veedragonjedi Před 3 lety +38

      @@alliciana6022 ok so hear me out
      Headcannon time
      That was Joel’s bed and she replaced him with her banners when he called her house ugly 😂

    • @Deadqss
      @Deadqss Před 3 lety +1

      XD

    • @Hanzlet
      @Hanzlet Před 3 lety +2

      Pretty sus ngl

    • @rehana-em7uq
      @rehana-em7uq Před 3 lety +1

      @@Hanzlet same 😶

  • @annylowe2276
    @annylowe2276 Před 2 lety +21

    Joel
    building a “bad”house
    It actually being better than any of my houses

  • @milli4930
    @milli4930 Před 3 lety +66

    this house is absolutely amazinggggg, it reminds me of Howl’s Moving Castle

  • @pandishgirl7164
    @pandishgirl7164 Před 3 lety +1823

    When Lizzies ‘ugly’ build is better than your attempt at a house: 👁👄👁

  • @randomamy9400
    @randomamy9400 Před 3 lety +792

    Lizzie sees the title : “JOELL I WANT A DIVORCEEEE”

  • @jugu8896
    @jugu8896 Před 3 lety +15

    I love this! Can you turn this into a renovation series?

  • @k-drama_lover939
    @k-drama_lover939 Před 3 lety +12

    Me : I already saw this when it was posted .
    Also me : attending the online class
    My mind: is this your favorite video??
    Me : yes yes yes yes yes
    My mind: how many yes wait let us watch it together ❤
    Me :yes but I have the stupid online class
    My mind:you even said it is stupid so let us just watch it
    Me : *watches it before even my mind stopped saying it *

    • @ducky1727
      @ducky1727 Před 2 lety

      My last brain cell left man

  • @falsesecurity3068
    @falsesecurity3068 Před 3 lety +913

    I can’t help but notice that no chickens were harmed in the making of this video.

  • @galaxydestroyer817
    @galaxydestroyer817 Před 3 lety +951

    Lizzie can't build an ugly house. It may be ugly to her but to us it is a masterpiece

  • @Macksze
    @Macksze Před 3 lety +2

    This is actually so funny 😂 the start had me feel like a was watching an actual makeover ep on tv, she killed it I was in tears 🤣

  • @TheBrasingtons
    @TheBrasingtons Před rokem +2

    Lizzie: There's a lot going on, this is crazy!
    Joel: Thank you!

  • @Diyana910
    @Diyana910 Před 3 lety +159

    "And that's where my....banners sleep"
    I'm worried.

  • @SophieRo_
    @SophieRo_ Před 3 lety +149

    Joel: Why are there two beds?
    Lizzie: Well, that is me...and that.. um.... *is where my banners sleep.*

  • @arandomperson-3372
    @arandomperson-3372 Před 3 lety +6

    6:07 lizzies banner is groovin-

  • @goblin6133
    @goblin6133 Před 2 lety +2

    Joel: I hate birch!
    Kingdomcraft: *I thought we were friends* sobbing

  • @eggchan9604
    @eggchan9604 Před 3 lety +136

    I saw the title and was like “uh oh- rip Joel”

  • @teeheee888
    @teeheee888 Před 3 lety +564

    also I like how Joel hearted some random "Isabel Sites" comment and not Lizzie's 😂😂

  • @hannahleigh1265
    @hannahleigh1265 Před 3 lety +15

    joel: i-i think i can give this a bit of a makeover..
    also joel: *deletes the entire house* okay lets now give this a makeover!

  • @sw4gi3stb0t2
    @sw4gi3stb0t2 Před 2 lety

    i love these vids! please make more they make my day!

  • @gnat685
    @gnat685 Před 3 lety +168

    I really love how she added details that you would find on old properties on those day time tv property flip shows, like the overgrown backgarden. Nice touch.

  • @mimi.15
    @mimi.15 Před 3 lety +663

    Joel: and who sleeps there?
    Lizzie: My.. my... BANNERS!
    Joel: Oh-
    Lizzie: i love them very much 💅🏻

    • @luvsx.
      @luvsx. Před 3 lety +6

      @@demroyallers omg- 😱😱 xD

    • @BIGGIE..
      @BIGGIE.. Před 3 lety +11

      Joe secretly hoping that was is his bed😔

    • @jobeleb.sinlao3609
      @jobeleb.sinlao3609 Před 3 lety +4

      @@BIGGIE.. Yea man its sad😭🥲

    • @cupid3511
      @cupid3511 Před 2 lety

      @jhay ann 2:30

    • @cupid3511
      @cupid3511 Před 2 lety +3

      @@BIGGIE.. Yeah, he even clicked on it 😔

  • @Bigmanboo11916
    @Bigmanboo11916 Před 3 lety +5

    Without the 1.16 Nether Update Joel’s life would be over😂🤣

  • @Hearts4Rocky5
    @Hearts4Rocky5 Před 2 lety +2

    Hey look! The chimney smoke is cosplaying as Sonic!

  • @batgoglee2575
    @batgoglee2575 Před 3 lety +147

    birch king saying "its probably birch... I HATE BIRCH!!"
    Me: "Is this a joke?"

  • @rosemary8020
    @rosemary8020 Před 3 lety +405

    "I see you've sPrUcEd it up!"
    "aha- hey hey hey heY HEY HEY HE-"
    everyone: *concerned silence and suppressed laughter*

  • @cookiechan5505
    @cookiechan5505 Před 3 lety +1

    I really love how Joel put a dead body in the corner😆

  • @kaylabs
    @kaylabs Před 2 lety +1

    You can just see the jealousy in Joel's voice as he mentions how Lizzies banners get a place to sleep and he doesnt✨

  • @imaivvso
    @imaivvso Před 3 lety +310

    Can we just appreciate Joel’s bravery and courage for saying my wife’s UGLY house

    • @xaeriie
      @xaeriie Před 3 lety +5

      *yes*

    • @MrGw1982
      @MrGw1982 Před 3 lety +3

      Shouldn't wife be capitalized

    • @M0cha__23
      @M0cha__23 Před 3 lety +1

      @@MrGw1982 wife is a common noun so no.

    • @abigailw7146
      @abigailw7146 Před 3 lety +2

      @@MrGw1982 ....you say, not capitalizing wife

  • @sarahlamont8907
    @sarahlamont8907 Před 3 lety +1432

    Just realised Joel still hasn’t changed his profile pic in like 10 years lol

  • @godcat2822
    @godcat2822 Před 3 lety +15

    i love the fact that his wife has almost double the amount of subs that he has

  • @purplecats7361
    @purplecats7361 Před 25 dny +1

    "you've got skeletons in your cupboard--closet."

  • @mayak2463
    @mayak2463 Před 3 lety +265

    i’m not the only one who read the title as “i decorated my ugly wife’s house”, right?

  • @elijah3264
    @elijah3264 Před 3 lety +61

    Why’d I read that “Ugly wife’s house” 😅

  • @arandomperson-3372
    @arandomperson-3372 Před 3 lety +2

    “Added a few things”
    👀

  • @almitabetanzos5903
    @almitabetanzos5903 Před rokem +1

    Why do I feel that smallish beans and aaron would bond over their hatred of birch

  • @estellali9510
    @estellali9510 Před 3 lety +45

    "A house that will trigger me"
    I thought Lizzie was going to build a birch house that protected chickens or something...
    Hm.

  • @giannamaielli
    @giannamaielli Před 3 lety +682

    Alternative Title: "I really want to sleep on the couch tonight!"

    • @a_reelskitface
      @a_reelskitface Před 3 lety +8

      What has he done that warrants sleeping on the couch lmao?
      Joel _asked_ Lizzie to make an ugly house for him to fix, he didn't just join a world and go "right, this house sucks imma fix it"

    • @giannamaielli
      @giannamaielli Před 3 lety +35

      @@a_reelskitface It was a joke, Karen. Jesus Christ.

    • @a_reelskitface
      @a_reelskitface Před 3 lety +8

      @@giannamaielli Oh! I see, sorry about that it's hard for me to tell when something's a joke or not, and I'm not a Karen but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Have a nice day/evening

    • @mikansyndrome
      @mikansyndrome Před 3 lety +1

      @Lucy Woodruff someone else messed it for you-

    • @ripsicle8046
      @ripsicle8046 Před 3 lety +6

      @@giannamaielli might have been a joke but it wasn’t a very good one

  • @justyouraveragehuman3463
    @justyouraveragehuman3463 Před 3 lety +1

    Joel: I HATE birch wood
    Me: building out of birch in minecraft

  • @tyler773
    @tyler773 Před 3 lety

    do more makeovers i loved this!!

  • @noooawiurghiuwrhegiuwehrg
    @noooawiurghiuwrhegiuwehrg Před 3 lety +97

    Lizze: Builds "ugly" house.
    Joel: Yeah this is ugly.
    Me: Finally! My dirt house is complete! w- wait...

  • @-rose-256
    @-rose-256 Před 3 lety +90

    Joel: Fixings Lizzies ugly house
    Lizzie: he got some nerve calling my house ugly 😂

  • @Mintpawz._.
    @Mintpawz._. Před 11 měsíci +1

    Joel-well u got a skeleton infestation
    Also Joel-Anyway into the kitchen!

  • @melodyramirez9064
    @melodyramirez9064 Před 3 lety +17

    I like how they choose the two discs that any Dream SMP lover would know...

  • @sleepysunwoos5862
    @sleepysunwoos5862 Před 3 lety +204

    * plays mellohi*
    lizzie: they're vibing to the wrong tune.
    tommy: _offended_

  • @Mike-rh8sl
    @Mike-rh8sl Před 3 lety +617

    He just roasted everyone who’s played in survival mode with that “ugly” house

  • @Willow12866
    @Willow12866 Před 3 lety +11

    I noticed the hanging plant at the front of the house!
    That’s such a good idea 😃

  • @-genshincherry1-
    @-genshincherry1- Před 3 lety +1

    Lizzy: *builds a "U G L Y" house*
    Me: *Builds a dirt hut*
    Also me:This house is better than my dirt hut that I live in

  • @ritacaps
    @ritacaps Před 3 lety +28

    it’s still so fresh to hear “his wife”.... I’m so happy for them still

  • @r.a.i.n.e
    @r.a.i.n.e Před 3 lety +169

    “i’ve totally misunderstood the brief” me in maths

  • @The0neM00n
    @The0neM00n Před 2 lety +2

    To be honest,i would love to live in that house. Its nice

  • @slumpedsloth3233
    @slumpedsloth3233 Před 3 lety

    Please turn this into a series

  • @solangeboswell1463
    @solangeboswell1463 Před 3 lety +22

    Lizzie : "Would you like a tour? 😃☺😊"
    Joel : " S-s-sure......😬😅"

  • @echoyheyhe7706
    @echoyheyhe7706 Před 3 lety +252

    Make this into a mini series Joel, invite other youtubers and make them build a bad looking house and you redesign it. You'll be like the TV shows "House Hunters" "Property Brothers" and "Fixer Upper" where they have a client asking them to renovate there homes.

  • @pac-zac1232
    @pac-zac1232 Před 3 lety +3

    I READ THIS AS "TRANSFORMING MY UGLY WIFE'S HOUSE" QGSGWYSBSH

    • @samiacool9
      @samiacool9 Před 3 lety

      I CANT HWHQHWHQHQHHQHWHEHWHQHH

  • @madthefrog2593
    @madthefrog2593 Před 3 lety +1

    Joel: make an ugly house
    Lizzie: 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗮 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗷𝗼𝗯 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲𝘀𝘁𝘆𝗹𝗲

  • @Ella-bg2ve
    @Ella-bg2ve Před 3 lety +25

    Joel: I hate birch
    Me: But weren’t you the Birch boi in kingdomcraft

  • @politicalnewsirl
    @politicalnewsirl Před 3 lety +21

    "Why are there two beds?"
    'Uh.. thats where my banners sleep"

  • @chonkus1019
    @chonkus1019 Před 3 lety +5

    2:43 that chimney does not look like a chimney, cough cough

  • @emonemo7602
    @emonemo7602 Před 2 lety +1

    “Burn it all, apart from you, you can stay” my favorite Joel quote :)

  • @sa4ge3
    @sa4ge3 Před 3 lety +44

    * *2 beds* *
    This one is for me...and this is for the...
    ✨𝐵𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑠✨

  • @borkyberk5177
    @borkyberk5177 Před 3 lety +15

    Joel in KingdomCraft: Birch is love, Birch is life
    Joel now: HAHA BIRCH GO BURN

  • @funnyplayz4453
    @funnyplayz4453 Před rokem

    Joel: We need a secret room to keep your banner patterns a secret
    Also Joel: I displayed your banners on the outside of your house

  • @sarahic6841
    @sarahic6841 Před 2 lety +2

    10:35 WHEN THE PARROTS WERE DANCING😂😂😂

  • @lunacherry7028
    @lunacherry7028 Před 3 lety +43

    Joel says he hates birch
    Me: Flashbacks to Kingdom Craft
    *bIrCh bOy*
    😂 😂 😂

  • @ACgaymer
    @ACgaymer Před 3 lety +31

    Can we all just Respect the fact that they risked it and played pigstep

  • @alice-gx6dn
    @alice-gx6dn Před 3 lety +1

    Joel: Transforming my Wife's "Ugly House"...
    Me: Outch

  • @Cheese_goblin123
    @Cheese_goblin123 Před 2 lety

    You make me smile every time you upload

  • @CriDlle
    @CriDlle Před 3 lety +34

    This "ugly" house is better than any of my houses

  • @edie5738
    @edie5738 Před 3 lety +26

    Definition of lizzie: i sit at home all day and make 🎶🦋🌠 banners 🌠🦋🎶

    • @veronoem
      @veronoem Před 3 lety +2

      No wonder she hasent posted! 😂

  • @zoe-fm8fg
    @zoe-fm8fg Před 2 lety +3

    Imagine how many times Joel said "spruce"

  • @olicreme1210
    @olicreme1210 Před 6 měsíci

    lizzie: Hey joel, can your renovate my not ugly house?
    Joel: Absouletly *proceds to complety replacce the build and adds 3 pet sand and entire wheat field for her to take of, and and replaces her wardrobe*

  • @meadow2257
    @meadow2257 Před 3 lety +31

    Joel: Omg what is this
    Lizzie: a beautiful house!

  • @zee3018
    @zee3018 Před 3 lety +38

    Lizzie making a Charmed reference caught me off guard. Love it

  • @havenbastion
    @havenbastion Před 3 lety +2

    When choosing a roof, consider that people don't choose it arbitrarily. If there's no snow or rain you don't need slopes. if there's no heavy snow you don't need steep slopes. A flat grass roof is a nice choice for most purposes. Personality i prefer to dig in and find a roof that fits the landscape.

  • @SilentMeteorite
    @SilentMeteorite Před měsícem

    I love how unenthusiastic Lizzie sounds about every part of the build that increases her workload, like the pets and the wheat

  • @bruh-wi9ps
    @bruh-wi9ps Před 3 lety +104

    "I decided to spruce it up a little bit"
    **continues to build many details for the house**

  • @ewwhydoihaveanaccount
    @ewwhydoihaveanaccount Před 3 lety +61

    Everyone: Lizzie is going to kill you when she reads the title
    Me : hE aSkEd FoR a HoUsE tHaT wAs UgLy

  • @petervargmosse2060
    @petervargmosse2060 Před 2 lety +1

    Lizzie: Just kidding it Is an ugly house
    Me: That house is better then my builds in Minecraft

  • @VeryVioletRuby
    @VeryVioletRuby Před 2 lety +1

    Lizzie: a bed for me and a bed for my banner😍
    Joel: o-oh, okay😢
    Timestamp: 2:32