Medic! Team Fortress 2 Song- 1 Hour Version
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- čas přidán 23. 01. 2020
- Original Video- • Team Fortress 2 Soundt...
I only made this for the ease of not having to hit the replay button. I in no way am claiming this video as my own, and actually give props to the Valve Studio Orchestra for doing a great job on this piece. - Hry
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Great, now i can study medical science while listening to this.
Ok first you get your medical license then steal someone's skeleton
@@pootismaster2574 Then you lose it.
@@kurott1008 then you make sure you're never heard from again
"Why do people even bother going to medical school?"
-TF2 Comics #6 Medic
Wrong medical science mate
Scout: "MOVE CYCLOPS MOVE, Come on come on come on!"
[Demoman wheels his wheelchair and Scout runs, as Scout trips and falls to the ground.]
Scout: "WOAH, WHAT THE FU-" [gets hit by four missiles, landing him on the medic's glass wall. One of Medic's doves looks at Scout.] "Medic.."
["Meet the Medic" text appears]
Heavy: "[Laughing loudly]"
Medic:"When the patient Woke up, his skeleton is missing, and the Doctor was never heard from again!"
[Medic laughs alone. Half a second later, Heavy laughs with him as he slaps his hand on a tray knocking away the tools on it.]
Medic: "Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license [he chuckles, and a dove bursts out of heavy's chest.] Archimedes, no! It's filthy in there!" [He wipes his hand on his vest and looks at Heavy for a second, who looks a tad offended,] "Ugh, birds." [He chuckles and grabs the heart implant.]
Medic: "Now, no heart can withstand this voltage, but I'm very certain your heart-"
[Heavy's heart explodes, and remains knock one of Medic's doves off their perch.]
Heavy: "What was noise?"
Medic: "The sound of progress my friend."
[Medic goes to his fridge.]
Medic: "Ja, Perfect!"
[Medic takes a "mega baboon heart" revealing a BLU Spy's head being connected to a electrical battery.]
Blue Spy: "Kill Me."
Medic, quietly: "Later."
[Closes fridge.]
Medic: "Where was I?, There we go..." [Sticks heart onto a voltage meter. Places it to where the Medigun is pointing and the heart beats faster.]
[The violin/string instrument in background gets faster in sync with the heart.]
Medic: "[Begins laughing evilly."]
Heavy: "Ha... ha... ha..." [Looks worried.]
Medic: "[Continues laughing evilly.]"
[A flash of light explodes revealing the screen.]
[The big heart is Übercharged, as it glows red with red-orange glows that look like silhouette cracks flowing.]
Medic: "Oh, that looks good. There!"
[Drops heart into Heavy's chest cavity.]
Heavy: "Should I be awake for this?"
Medic: "Heh, well, no. But, as long as you are could you open your ribcage for me? I can't seem to-"
[As Medic and Heavy hold open Heavy's ribcage, they hear a loud crack and Heavy screams and reveals a rib in his hand.]
Heavy: "[Yells.]"
Medic: "Aw, don't be such a baby, ribs grow back."
[Medic takes the rib and throws it away. Turns around and talks to Archimedes.]
Medic, whispering: "No they don't."
[Medic takes the mounted Medigun and brings it closer to Heavy. His organs and such all regenerate including his shirt and vest. Heavy smiles. There is a faint red glow in Heavy's chest, but it fades quickly.]
Heavy: [Takes a deep breath.] "What happens now?"
Medic: "Now?" [Chuckles while lifting Heavy up by the hands.] "Let's go practice medicine."
[As Medic dresses up and equips his tools, a drum plays in the background. He comes out of a door with shining light behind him and his doves flying out.]
[As Medic comes out, Heavy runs forward and Demoman rushes towards Medic in a wheelchair and wrapped in bandages. Other members of RED are either hiding or hurt badly. Scout is on the ground, trying to stand, while Engineer and Sniper are hiding behind a rock. A wave of BLU Soldiers rushes toward them in the background.]
Demoman: "MEDIC!"
[Demoman gets hit with a rocket sending him flying and landing near Medic. Medic pushes his glasses up and flips a switch on the Medigun, then aims it at Demoman healing him. Demoman gets up whilst removing his cast and bandages. He then quickly nods at Medic and heads back towards battle. Medic spots Scout on the ground and goes to heal him as well. Scout gets off the ground, healing his (most likely broken) nose, his black eye, and he regrows his tooth.]
Scout: "Oh, yeah!"
[Scout springs back up grabbing his baseball bat and runs. He hits a soldier with it around a corner.]
Scout: "Woohoohoo! Oh, yeah!"
[Heavy is hiding behind a rock with and an army of Soldier's wearing different cosmetics advancing towards him.]
Heavy, yelling: "Doctor! Are you sure this will work?"
Medic, yelling back: "Heheh, I have no idea!"
[Medic flips a few switches on his Medigun revealing a voltmeter that goes to Übercharge. He aims it at Heavy while he gets out of cover.]
Heavy: "[Yell's loudly.]"
[Heavy turns red with a glassy/shiny texture while the camera shows his heart pumping fast and is redder than usual.]
[Heavy walks towards the army shooting his minigun. A couple of rockets hit him and covers the screen in smoke.]
[Out of the smoke appears two glowing yellow eyes and fully reveals Heavy in his Übercharged state while walking forward.]
Heavy, loudly: "[Laughs,] I am bullet-proof!"
[Heavy and Medic walk forwards while it shows Sniper and Engineer hiding behind a rock showing surprise to Heavy's invincibility. Medic and Heavy both advance while Heavy mows down the enemies while absorbing their rockets.]
[It then shows the feet of the soldiers when they run towards Heavy and Medic with many falling.]
[Heavy and Medic climb a mound of corpses, Heavy specifically stepping on a Soldier wearing the cosmetic 'Armored Authority.]
[The music crescendos as they climb up and it keeps its pitch when they reach the top. At the top Medic is posing in front of a glowing light while Heavy is slightly below him and to the right of the screen mowing down more enemies. Medic removes his beam from Heavy, but he is still Übercharged.]
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.]
[Cut to most of the team sitting outside of Medic's Lab, waiting for the Übercharge implant. Engineer is playing his guitar quietly, Spy is checking the time, Soldier is standing at attention, Pyro is reading something while flicking their lighter, Demoman is drinking and Sniper is sleeping.]
[Medic is muttering something outside the room.]
Scout, still in the Lab: "Hey, thanks Doc."
[The ticket counter outside the Lab goes from One to Two as Scout pushes open the door, his chest glowing red with the new Übercharge implant. Medic is seen in the room cleaning the chair.]
Scout: Ohohoh, man! You would not believe-" [He pauses briefly,] "-how much this hurts."
[Something inside Scout's chest coos like a dove. Scout looks down at his chest in confusion.]
Medic: Archimedes?
Good
That's the whole freaking script! You've earned a like, bud!
The WHOLE Script? I'm impressed. You deserve a like.
Bruh, he literally write the whole script with only 16 likes. give this man respect
Dude u have a very great patience writing The whole Line! U deserve a like
Im doing my health project to this song.
Most likely your gonna fail. But end a legend
Like a true Doktor
Are you sure this will work doctor?
@XxCosmosYTxX the cool 2 nice
Probbbbbably not the best idea, it might rub off
Heavy: “Doctor, are you sure this will work!?”
Medic: “Ha haa, I HAVE NO IDEA!”
I didn't know XD
@@jayd3n563 omg r u te medic
@@gnomegguy69 indeed my friend
@@jayd3n563 the real question is:
did it work?
@@hypertrollos4776 if he says ANUZHA SUCCESFUL POZITCHA it worked
top 3 reasons why i main medic:
1. the meet the medic video
2. im good at medic
3. THIS BANGER
Hello dear mister @toxxjanek could you help me get better at playig the medic class because i want to main the class but im not as helpful to the team as i want to be, maybe its because i only have 70 hours on the game but i need medical assistance pleas
@@Toadplayzyt right now i can only think of one tip, and thats to go to advanced options and then class specific, go to auto call health percentage and make it really high this lets you see teamates through walls when they are at the percent of health you picked :)
edit: also turn of fast weapon switch if you haven't already
@@CrispyFwy thanks for the tips
@@Toadplayzyt your welcome
Medic: and ZATS how i lost my medical lizenze!
Heavy:👁👄👁
Heavy: heh heh... heh?
you dont need medical licenses where they are
@@hypertrollos4776 Hippocratic oath? Nah man, hippocratic suggestion
@@azoth2335 you shall be my next patient. And I'm not even a doctor! HAHAHAHAHA!
@@Whiaf Th a t s t hE Po i Nt
the only dislike is from corona
Medic (Vaccine icon) COVID-19
the guy is killing it on the sax
Yeah right!
fun fact: sniper is the one killing it on the sax
imagine after the sax
how out of breath you are
@@TheQuietGamer69I would assume so. Doesn’t he play the sax anyway?
We need a 1 week version of this!
as someone who plays dark souls, this goes surprisingly well with lorian and lothric’s boss fight
Rise if you could for that is our curse
@@dontsub5851 this is our grave, you may rest here to if you like
OKTOBERFEST!!!!
Edit: just had a match of mvm and I was a medic and my game crashed while my Uber was active, I think the game’s heart couldn’t handle zhe ubercharge
*pop* nice
The person who disliked has the pestilence
Or you just have a shit pc
Teenage Playz
Or you Just eat dumplings for breakfast.
Or maybe the medic put a special heart in you.
I was playing nerf and was being the medic
Yall use medics during nerf wars? Just let them bleed
Sounds like someone added pins to the darts
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
DOKTOR! ARE YOU SURE DIS VILL WORK?
Haha, I have NO IDEA!
*tosses a megalodon to the heavy *
EYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
the perfect theme doesnt exi-
"Archemedies, it's filthy in there!"
Medic: birds
Heavy: uh
medic : thats how i lost my medical lisense!
heavy: you *what*
Heavy: DOCTOR ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?!
Medic: HAH HAH I HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!!!!!
Heavy: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA
i was playing mvm as a medic and listening to this song and i ubered my heavy and used a crit canteen on him as he charged into the horde of robots while i screamed chaotic laughter in the chat. this is how it FEELS to play medic
Let's go PRACTICE MEDICINE
a 1 in a TRILION chance my guy
@@docmitchell8773 MEDICS DONT ÜBER IN MVM! THATS A 1 IN 1 TRILLION CHANCE
" I AM ZE UBERMENSCH!"
I main medic because of this music
same
*Lets go practice medicine....*
Ah yes a man who is so wise in the ways of medic
ANOTHER SUCCESFUL PROZITCHA
I AM BULLETPROOF!!!!!
just imagine dominating just by listening to this XD
Fucking badass
Time to go on a x100 server with a tomislav, dakalakos bar or whatever, and to trick people into thinking I'm friendly, holiday punch.
'It's the sound of poggers my friend'
poggers
Puggers
@@1pyrogaming NOOOOOO YOU RUINED IT
@@1pyrogaming poggers
@@1pyrogamingr/wooooosh
ALSO WHY YOU RUINED THE JOKE
Friend: yo what kind of music do you listen to
Me:it's way diffrent
Its diffirent
Show them the beauty of this song
Me and the bois in 2056 while inmune to coronavirus
Did you doctor pop an Uber
the theme of a crazed healer.
@Kermit The Skeleton ze dispensah goes here
@@hypertrollos4776 alrighty then
“Healer”
Supposedly
Can you make a two hour version? I’m getting tired of hitting the restart button
How about a 10 hour version? I'll try and get that out tomorrow
Upyernose I shall subscribe
@@Upyernose it still havent come out ;
@@_menacing patience, my friend, patience.
bro just right click the video and click loop
53.007125123466096, -105.14812887492693 on google maps looks like an actual TF2 map, it has the bases and everything.
you have done gods work. thank you for this soldier.
this is a bit out of contest
@@panagamer203 context*
No joke, this actually helped me plow through a boat load of homework, thanks doc!
Now i can play team fortress 2 within it
"Doctor, are you sure this will work?"
"I HAVE NO IDEA!"
DOCTER ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK????
YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
@@blankspace6918 I HAVE NO IDEA!
Best theme (in my opinion at least)
Agreed
Of course
yes
I think meet the sniper is the best in my opinion
Yup?
This is what I listen to while I nearly give my xbox a heart attack while doing minecraft xp grinds. It only froze once so far. Edit: 3 freezes
Doing my Science project with this makes me more motivated because im so drained on online class and i have no idea!
Rondee, are you sure that this will work?
@@Mizra-dq3lj it really depends on your taste the music has the feel of motivation for me 🤔
AHAHAHAHA! I HAVE NO IDEA!
Like that reference there
Heavy:should I be awake for this
Medic:no
Heavy:🖕
"let's go practice medicine"
Ah yes a man of culture
ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?!
"I HAVE NO IDEA"
@@ohmeohmicah I HAVE NO IDEA!
Medic took literally, in a good way
Me: *Is a pro medic and joins the server*
My team: 3:03
Mercy: "Heroes never die!"
Medic: "I healed ze man who vil kill you."
mercy is the doctor from heaven
medic is satan himself
Why TF2 is objectively better
Ya da ya yaya da It is good day to be not ded
POW! You are DEAD
@@Upyernose I am dead
Hehehehehe.... Aw shucks!
@@SPACER0GUE *conga spy approaches*
*le gasp*the heavy is dead!
doing math homework while listening to this. the part i like most of this is the part where the song gets jazzy
The amount of people doing their science/health/med school work while listening to this is deeply concerning
Just to be safe I think I’ll never go to the doctor again
my theme song
its beutiful
Engineer gaming.
@@hetchera14564 Yes
Ahem excuse you you mean my theme song?
Me getting ready to redo my failed health education class:
scout:MEDIC x 4 medic:SHUT THE CRAP UP SCOUT IM BALLIN
Medic: And zat's how I lost my medical license!
Heavy: You w0t m8
i put this song on the schoolyard to two kids duking it out and one of the random bypassers helping one
of the kids
I mowed the yard to this
You should pile the grass and climb it like medic walking on the soilders in meet the medic
*lawn mower sounds while the beat drops*
I was playing tf2 on my Xbox 360 and some guy made the server all medic it was absolute medical mayhem
Some poor sap is missing his skeleton out there, and I’m gonna find him.
Im listening to this every time I play as medic in tf2
Same!
@@evangelos4346 nice 👍
If this doesn’t play at my funeral I’m not dieing 🗿
and if it does I’m coming back to life 🗿
MEDICK GAMING
ITS MEDIC GAMING MONDAY!
Medic has crazy drugs man
I am playing tf2 with this song
Aren't we all.
Same mate!!! Cheers lad!!!
can we just appreshiate how good it is, and how much effort was put into this
Writing a report from an eval rn for an OT class, this song really gets you in the mood to practice medicine
If you wanna feel true power then listen to this
Was vibing to this 5th hour while dissecting a frog. Thanks for the tunes.
"DOCTOR ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK!?"
HAHA I HAVE NO IDEA
*ubercharge*
I AM BULLETPROOF
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
im vibing to this while in a test
what i hear when i play battle medic in tf2 x1000
HOW DOES THIS HAVE A DISLIKE!?!?!?
The one who dislikes is a dummkopf!!!!
How does it have 8 dislikes
all the dislikes are from viruses be cause they hate medics
Overwatch people are trying to bring TF2 down
Man, remember when you could actually see the dislikes?
"..and thats how I lost my medical license!Hahahahah...."
I can just hear an uber heavy laughinh in the backround
XD
Same i can even hear the "DOCTOR ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?" "HAHA I HAVE NO IDEA!!!"
if i ever become a doctor this will be my theme song
If you ever become a doctor I am not going to you
For the sake of my life
heavy: doctor are you sure this will work?
medic: yes!
heavy: HOW
medic: i have ten million power in rise of nations!
You are laying on the doctors table as you hear "doctor are you sure this will work" "I have no idea!" then you wake up in heaven.
i want the 10 hour version boy
POV: you drink 100 gallons of lava lamp liquid
DOCTOR, ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?!
HAHA, *I HAVE NO IDEA!*
MEDIC GAMING!
Medic Gaming
want to be a battle medic irl? just listen to this song
Medic:Lets go practice medicine
cant wait to press E for an hour
one of the best TF2 songs!
Without a DOUBT.
I love this doctor.
Was I hearing this while cleaning house!
I am sad I can't play a medic because of a stupid contract
i love this tune
pov: you are any class other than heavy and the medic ubers the heavy anyways and they both die immediately after
This is the song of all time
medic gaming
MEDIC! CORO4N IS HERE
medic: OKTOBERFEST
Me when i finally get the classic/machina/or some other gun:
Now, lets go practice medicine
docter: do you know who i am?
me with dementia: I have NO IDEA!
MEEEEEELMMM!!!!
-demoflower
Mercy: heroes never die!
Medic: ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting…
its perfect
ghgg
whoever touches the dislike button is already dead
No medic for him
I just like how medic is insane but also the weakest class
:)
He's got a big brain, but small strength
I'm not weak...
Actually, Medic is the strongest, since he can grant invincibility and infinite healing.
@@bottomgear1886 actualy 9 lives
how does ejecting extremely high voltage of electricity makes your body bullet/explosive/melee/dart/arrow proof?
how does going on 4chan and ranting about your personal problems not fix them? oh wait..
It's like Electricity it self But more powerful And because nobody in the game uses water it doesnt ruin the uber...And how the spy breaks the medigun is his sapper has electricity already in it so in bounces back and shocks the medigun.Or its just...SCIENCE!!
This song slaps
This is my second favorite next to Rocket Jump Waltz (R.I.P Rick May Covid is a bitch)
goose bumps
EPIC
Now my friends let's practice medicine
We need a 10 hour version
MEDIC GAMING
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the nurse putting ice on someone (their head is broken in half and will die in 2 seconds)
I AM BULLET PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
i play this when i wanna play any fps game
like my own theme music
WE ARE GETTING OUR MEDICAL LICENSES REVOKED WITH THIS ONE!🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥