Fat Geralt (The Witcher Parody)

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  • čas přidán 14. 12. 2022
  • Geralt is an epic monster hunter with a healthy appetite
    Patreon: / rigamarole
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  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher Před rokem +3853

    When people don't realize that the ad is an ad the ad worked perfectly.....I will now buy Honey mustard

    • @pepesilvia429
      @pepesilvia429 Před rokem +68

      But isn't it a FREE browser extension that takes barely any time to download, and helps find discounts for online stores?

    • @mcchickenbaptistchurch.org2
      @mcchickenbaptistchurch.org2 Před rokem +47

      lemon pepper

    • @Doomroar
      @Doomroar Před rokem +18

      Wait wasn't this and ad for lemon pepper!?

    • @TheCat_3
      @TheCat_3 Před rokem +7

      Why buy it when with a meal from McDonald's you can ask your kind McDonald's server to throw in some honey mustard at no extra cost!

    • @dr.dank_memes1975
      @dr.dank_memes1975 Před rokem +7

      Don't forget the spicy mayo

  • @ScylaAnfingrim
    @ScylaAnfingrim Před rokem +1779

    I have to say, Rigamarole does a killer Geralt impression

  • @aj-taz_editing
    @aj-taz_editing Před rokem +1050

    This is still more respectful and loyal to the source material than anything netflix has done

    • @bloodrunsclear
      @bloodrunsclear Před rokem +9

      The Witcher: Ketchup Origin

    • @H.3.l.p
      @H.3.l.p Před rokem +1

      Even that animated one?

    • @aj-taz_editing
      @aj-taz_editing Před rokem +6

      @@H.3.l.p nightmare of the wolf is the one exception that shit was fire

    • @Flippo___
      @Flippo___ Před rokem +2

      nah season 1 was great. it kept close to the source material while adding more narrative complexity by having those 3 asynchronous storylines. Season 2 however 🤮🤮

    • @aj-taz_editing
      @aj-taz_editing Před rokem

      @@Flippo___ season 1 was fine tbh but they ruined it with season 2

  • @boxen6392
    @boxen6392 Před rokem +809

    Can't believe Yellow Guy singlehandedly took out Geralt. Tho, he DID use a very powerful attack.

    • @mr.strugglesnuggle6668
      @mr.strugglesnuggle6668 Před rokem +24

      Death March sometimes be like that. Should had buffed before fighting him

    • @dagnabit5300
      @dagnabit5300 Před rokem +29

      Geralt admitting to stealing which give him an action debuff called "thief" That weakened him to a lemon pepper attacks

    • @DongsMcLong
      @DongsMcLong Před rokem +7

      Should have equiped some spice mutagens to build some resistance to the lemon pepper attack. But alas Gerald was always fixated on the condiment perks and didn't delicate. Unfortunate indeed

    • @GoldenPhoenixGaming
      @GoldenPhoenixGaming Před rokem +14

      True to the lore, a simple peasant basically killed him in last book.

    • @ShinoTheUrzuk
      @ShinoTheUrzuk Před rokem +3

      Lemon Pepper

  • @JackKingOffmen
    @JackKingOffmen Před rokem +642

    0:34 that clip perfectly summarizes the Witcher's side quests

    • @jonsnowman5682
      @jonsnowman5682 Před rokem +56

      You mean playing hide and seek with children to find the wife of an alcoholic?

    • @JackKingOffmen
      @JackKingOffmen Před rokem +13

      @@jonsnowman5682exactly! Bring back memories... i really need to replay the game with the new update

    • @TrashmanCZ
      @TrashmanCZ Před rokem +18

      That would be FRENCH ONION.

    • @SirPonnd
      @SirPonnd Před rokem

      I've never played Witcher, can you explain?

    • @jonsnowman5682
      @jonsnowman5682 Před rokem

      @@SirPonnd in witcher 3 your main task in the beginning of the game is to find a girl called ciri and a guy named the bloody baron (the alcoholic) has intel about her but he wants geralt to find his wife and daughter first

  • @andrewk.277
    @andrewk.277 Před rokem +1906

    His voice actually sound's good for Geralt

  • @Frankly_Amazing2000
    @Frankly_Amazing2000 Před rokem +306

    0:58 This man is on his way to being a great Witcher. I hope he is the main character in the next game

  • @TheBlindRaven
    @TheBlindRaven Před rokem +346

    You forgot gwent. Geralt never loses a chance to play gwent. That was a great Doug Cockle impression 👏

    • @Gungrave94
      @Gungrave94 Před rokem +8

      Spoiler!!
      I'm actually playing the game right now and got to Vesemirs funeral .. the thought of Geralt asking the guests to play Gwent made me laugh because it would be so unfitting .. yet fitting 🤣

    • @TheBlindRaven
      @TheBlindRaven Před rokem

      @@Gungrave94 lol goes up to Lambert " wanna play gwent" "tell your grandmother to suck eggs".

    • @sinenomine2681
      @sinenomine2681 Před rokem +7

      @@Gungrave94 HEY good job on the whole initiative to put a spoiler warning, but you might wanna leave a bunch of spaces between the word spoiler and the spoiler so that people have to click read more to read it. I've played the game all the way through, so I know about the spoiler, so I'm fine. !SPOILER!
      Roach is actually Geralt's mother who has been imprisoned by the powerful witch, Gungooba, in the body of a horse.

    • @TheBlindRaven
      @TheBlindRaven Před rokem +1

      @@sinenomine2681 🤣🤣🤣

    • @topblokehere6579
      @topblokehere6579 Před rokem +3

      Heh heh...cockle.

  • @FaIlTaStIcF34R
    @FaIlTaStIcF34R Před rokem +167

    Rewatching this a second time, I realized that his swords handles and sheaths are red and yellow like ketchup and mustard. The detail, it's wonderful
    Ketchup for monsters, mustard for humans

    • @ShinoTheUrzuk
      @ShinoTheUrzuk Před rokem +5

      Honey Mustard, to be exact.

    • @iusproductions9050
      @iusproductions9050 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@ShinoTheUrzuk Nah man, I think he meant the "gassy" kind... If y'know what I mean.

  • @hennessyman4201
    @hennessyman4201 Před rokem +52

    0:52 I ALWAYS LEAVE WITH A FREE MCCHICKEN 😈

  • @collin5778
    @collin5778 Před rokem +52

    “Witcha Wes catchin snails” is my favorite line for some reason

  • @andrewmaksymchuck2997
    @andrewmaksymchuck2997 Před rokem +277

    God, the BearMan was terrifiying AF.

    • @ThomastheRiolpixQueen
      @ThomastheRiolpixQueen Před rokem +43

      not even close to as terrifying as the werewolf....if you know you know... and im sorry

    • @andrewmaksymchuck2997
      @andrewmaksymchuck2997 Před rokem

      @@ThomastheRiolpixQueen whaddya mean? I'd say a "woof" to that wolf 😏.
      But looking at the BearMan -- I feel like he would straight out rape me 😐.

    • @mikdan8813
      @mikdan8813 Před rokem +8

      to me it was the werewolf

    • @MonstertruckBadass
      @MonstertruckBadass Před rokem +1

      @@ThomastheRiolpixQueen That's not how you spell adorable

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger Před rokem

      @@MonstertruckBadass _...honey mustard_

  • @lostknightsstudios
    @lostknightsstudios Před 9 měsíci +7

    "Oil my blade. Witcher magic for every occassion. Killing monsters is what I do"
    I cant think of the game without thinking of this quote now. Ty Rigamolé.

  • @Someone-jt6fy
    @Someone-jt6fy Před rokem +61

    The next step is a mod that incorporates those voice lines in the game. Oh and replaces beast oil with honey mustard of course

    • @snazzyjovialwyrm3314
      @snazzyjovialwyrm3314 Před rokem +5

      Nah, it's gotta replace cursed oil so it can be used against werewolves and berserkers.

  • @jorgemigueltavares6041
    @jorgemigueltavares6041 Před rokem +33

    *Rigamarole posts video*
    *Everyone:* _"IT'S YOOOOOOOUUU"_

  • @velahtielredfang9417
    @velahtielredfang9417 Před rokem +195

    0:28
    The fact that for the Werewolf clip you chose to use Messytails is both genius and traumatizing.
    I try to forget that he exists but you've dug up PTSD of that *literal* shit eater. 🤢

    • @W_Winters_99
      @W_Winters_99 Před rokem +9

      I think he died, actually

    • @MyScorpion42
      @MyScorpion42 Před rokem +34

      @@W_Winters_99 can't imagine why

    • @orbitalbutt6757
      @orbitalbutt6757 Před rokem

      Who.
      The what.
      The *WHAT*
      What on EARTH
      I've only just made my peace with you fucking creatures and I'm two seconds away from regressing to early somethingawful sicko mode.
      Explain immediately. I will not Google this

    • @NaveeSeal
      @NaveeSeal Před rokem +61

      I guess you could say he "ate shit and died"

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond Před rokem +15

      ​@@NaveeSeal (Megadeth starts playing)

  • @omaral-oqbi9314
    @omaral-oqbi9314 Před rokem +78

    That Geralt impression is spot on nice job

  • @MrRobot673
    @MrRobot673 Před rokem +20

    0:28 oh god not him

  • @GlaiveMistress
    @GlaiveMistress Před rokem +15

    0:46 I like how he truns into a smiling friends character

  • @bandiddums
    @bandiddums Před 6 měsíci +7

    I really love the continuity within these skits, like how a lady said there was a thief and Geralt whips out the lemon pepper and when the guy at the end accuses Geralt of stealing he also used lemon pepper lol

  • @naranara1690
    @naranara1690 Před rokem +25

    Wasn't ready for that werewolf 💀

  • @GUNS_jk
    @GUNS_jk Před rokem +47

    You actually got Yellow Guy in the cartoon? Fucking nice dude.

  • @Haterator
    @Haterator Před rokem +36

    I urgely crave for some McD's now, but there's no promo code.
    You hold too much power, Rigamarole.

  • @faustsin9366
    @faustsin9366 Před rokem +12

    The way he says "Honey Mustard" is perfection!!

  • @itsumayo
    @itsumayo Před 10 měsíci +5

    “Werewolf”
    *the beast of the damned and filth appears behind him*

  • @stupit467
    @stupit467 Před rokem +10

    I only now noticed the consistency behind lemon pepper and its thief stopping properties

  • @max99ch
    @max99ch Před rokem +50

    They way someone calls him thief and tosses lemon pepper to him, it's like a God damned counter. Love it.

    • @burntgrahamcracker2866
      @burntgrahamcracker2866 Před rokem +4

      That’s yellow guy from D.H.M.I.S

    • @Jose_Doe
      @Jose_Doe Před rokem +2

      Well duh mastwr Witcher himself said lemon peppers for thieves

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_101 Před rokem +207

    I wonder why there aren't many adventurers who make food out of the beasts they slay. Could be successful franchise.

    • @TheKingOfNachosTM
      @TheKingOfNachosTM Před rokem +20

      monsters hunter got that covered i think

    • @MrNobody-dk1vo
      @MrNobody-dk1vo Před rokem +7

      Yeah that's basically Monster Hunter

    • @HecatiaQueenOfHell
      @HecatiaQueenOfHell Před rokem +7

      I think you would love to read dungeon meshi, is a manga about a group of friends going into a dungeon and eating the monsters they encounter because of the lack of food, the plot gets more dark as the story goes

    • @ScarletRebel96
      @ScarletRebel96 Před rokem

      Cooking mama game?

    • @esperwon1049
      @esperwon1049 Před rokem +4

      @beyond your imagination I HAVE LITERALLY MEMORIZED THE LINK BY NOW AND NO I DONT WANT ANY FUCKING AIR FRYER POTATO WEDGES

  • @dreadpiraterobertsnumba5
    @dreadpiraterobertsnumba5 Před rokem +10

    This an ad for McDonald's or a crossover with Don't Hug Me I'm Scared?
    Both. Both is good.

  • @thegoalistheplan3868
    @thegoalistheplan3868 Před rokem +8

    The DMHS Yellow guy just comes out of nowhere in the end

  • @sereapple
    @sereapple Před rokem +16

    I can safely say that Geralt is a food and spice expert when it comes to completing quests and cooking top-notch dishes.

  • @rtsm1298
    @rtsm1298 Před rokem +5

    Does anyone else just pause like every 4 frames of rigamaroles videos? There’s so many funny details like when Geralt hops out of the stump and the guys face like gets tiny and suprised for like 1 frame I always rewatch these videos to get all the details

  • @tochukwuudu7763
    @tochukwuudu7763 Před rokem +7

    “Constant bogos” is my new catchphrase.

  • @NobleKidd265
    @NobleKidd265 Před rokem +19

    I sadly feel him on that mcdonalds thing

  • @silverback8534
    @silverback8534 Před rokem +4

    Oh dear god not the brown nose pup 0:28

  • @aj-taz_editing
    @aj-taz_editing Před rokem +7

    Geralt doing the spongegar pose and the charlie face was something to behold

  • @JonnyGeorgeXz
    @JonnyGeorgeXz Před 6 měsíci

    Dude you never stop. Your on-point hillarious and yet critical views on these icons is so damn good! Love your stuff bro! Never stop!

  • @jessedarren1511
    @jessedarren1511 Před rokem +7

    the voice for geralt is spot on!

  • @chiefster
    @chiefster Před 8 měsíci +1

    "I always leave with a free McChicken." That line got me.

  • @JasonAlexander1210
    @JasonAlexander1210 Před rokem +3

    0:40 Geralts Sidequests in a nutshell

  • @LightEvader
    @LightEvader Před rokem +16

    0:43 Toss a (bit)coin to your Witcher

  • @mashupindustry2
    @mashupindustry2 Před rokem +4

    0:55 is that Yellow Guy from DHMIS????

  • @henrymaher4145
    @henrymaher4145 Před rokem +11

    excellent animation, art's hilarious

  • @milestrombley1466
    @milestrombley1466 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Geralt the devourer!

  • @Cupheadsadvocate
    @Cupheadsadvocate Před rokem +1

    Food in a nutshell.

  • @vulturonix7460
    @vulturonix7460 Před rokem +3

    I love how the medallion keeps changing

  • @byronmarquez3398
    @byronmarquez3398 Před 9 měsíci

    My wife was so confusingly amused when seeing this after only seen the Netflix show

  • @Otterdisappointment
    @Otterdisappointment Před 9 měsíci

    “That would be French onion”
    The French actually did resort to eating snails that came out in the rainy season during the Middle Ages

  • @escrotus_maxus
    @escrotus_maxus Před rokem +1

    I like that lemon pepper call back it really brings the entire season together

  • @alexh1323
    @alexh1323 Před rokem +3

    That's a really good Geralt impression

  • @jgamer2228
    @jgamer2228 Před rokem

    The entire time I had no idea what to expect next. I love it

  • @B13S
    @B13S Před 8 měsíci

    I didn’t even realize that guy at the end was yellow guy

  • @Lula5YL
    @Lula5YL Před rokem +10

    “Stealing? You’re a theif, Lemon pepper!”
    *AAAAAAAHHHHHHH*
    Thats the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while

  • @ourcraft9172
    @ourcraft9172 Před rokem +4

    geralt once said : "I always leave with a free mac chicken" in a very serious tone

  • @cyphre
    @cyphre Před rokem +1

    The best Geralt impression I've heard yet.

  • @thatoneguy4346
    @thatoneguy4346 Před rokem +39

    I like it when Witcher says “It’s honey mustarding time” and then honey mustarded all over the place

    • @snazzyjovialwyrm3314
      @snazzyjovialwyrm3314 Před rokem +1

      Those poor werewolves didn't stand a chance against Witcher's honey mustard.

    • @foxonrye
      @foxonrye Před rokem +1

      @@snazzyjovialwyrm3314 or them bears

    • @thatoneguy4346
      @thatoneguy4346 Před rokem +1

      @@foxonrye or those gnomes

  • @Vikram787
    @Vikram787 Před rokem +5

    I've watched this 20 times in 5 days. also, i use red chilli sauce for the wild hunt

  • @lunasteelmaster2799
    @lunasteelmaster2799 Před rokem +2

    This combines my love for Witchering AND perfectly describes everything I love about the McDonald's app. Wonderful. Simply Magnificent. I can't stop watching this over and over, seriously.
    Also that Geralt impression is fuckin' SPOT ON my dude.

  • @condog56
    @condog56 Před rokem +4

    The Geralt voice was good, but the reference to the TikTok guy who thinks he’s gaming McDonald’s is priceless.

  • @wealthybone2990
    @wealthybone2990 Před rokem +18

    It's so nice to see Rigamorale upload it makes my day better and I'm happy to see you did a Witcher parody. I was gonna ask why Geralt was fat but now I understand why, my guy just really likes food specifically honey mustard and mcchickens but tbh both of those are pretty good. Also where tf did he get a mobile phone? And I'm pretty McDonalds didn't exist during that time but I can't tell if this is some sorta ad or just him telling us that we can pretty much steal from McDonalds by getting free mcchickens. Wonderful Witcher animation I loved it and I loved that you voiced Geralt and made him talk about spices and condiments and McDonalds that was hilarious.

  • @rujitherockboigaming2765

    I love the intro. no more silent into anymore.

  • @Hankthestank04
    @Hankthestank04 Před rokem +3

    The voice is on point

  • @SaintMaxxi
    @SaintMaxxi Před 7 měsíci

    I can't use the app or look at honey mustard now. Thanks.

  • @SnaccWell
    @SnaccWell Před rokem

    I have memorized this video word for word and I have no regrets

  • @Brenskii101
    @Brenskii101 Před 8 měsíci

    Geroll of flavortown

  • @hotslice7704
    @hotslice7704 Před rokem +2

    Watching this at 2x is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time

  • @Wesley-of-224
    @Wesley-of-224 Před rokem

    Glad to see Your Alive.
    Hadn't seen a Cartoon from Ya in Ages.
    : )

    • @Rigamarole
      @Rigamarole  Před rokem

      I've been posting pretty frequently this year, check out some of the hits for mega lolz

  • @0tterhead
    @0tterhead Před rokem

    Im so glad you put the legendary BNP in this

  • @Mothemann
    @Mothemann Před rokem +3

    Man he is a great cook

  • @georgiegan
    @georgiegan Před 9 měsíci

    Seems like honey mustard is just effective against most monsters.

  • @garbagemalloy6153
    @garbagemalloy6153 Před rokem +1

    I appreciate the sudden Charly appearance when he talks about the Mc chicken...it's basically an apple

  • @phorchybug3286
    @phorchybug3286 Před rokem +3

    0:55
    Is that the DHMIS guy?

  • @AlexisTheDragon
    @AlexisTheDragon Před 3 měsíci

    Looks like we've a new witcher in the making, I'll see you at kaer morhen for the winter.
    Lambert tells me a lotta bears been making camp near the lake since last spring, make sure to bring some honey mustard.

  • @jackwhite2654
    @jackwhite2654 Před rokem

    That impression is impeccable

  • @comdickinson5964
    @comdickinson5964 Před 8 měsíci +1

    So
    1500 points=$15
    So Garreld is spending $15 minimum per purchase to get a free McChicken..........
    How much Sh!t is he getting at McDonald's!?

  • @battledogs3970
    @battledogs3970 Před rokem +1

    Okay hear me out, *COMBINE THEM ALL TOGETHER*

  • @sturgisCFB
    @sturgisCFB Před rokem +8

    0:28 Dear God, no! Messytails has RETURNED!!!

    • @pikachu591
      @pikachu591 Před rokem +2

      Lol why did you point that out?

  • @KurumiTokisakiNightmareSpirit

    Me Donald: *Thank you for purchasing our app. Buy more to qualify our gold card. The more you use it...the better chances to enter*

  • @thecreepoid901
    @thecreepoid901 Před rokem +2

    Oh god, that is not just any werewolf... that is an accursed fiend of legend..

  • @tbalciunas333
    @tbalciunas333 Před rokem +2

    0:45
    So I just finished watching season 6 of Rick And Morty, and then I see Sandwhich Rick on this

  • @hadilladorable5933
    @hadilladorable5933 Před rokem +3

    classic as usual

  • @kurtbeltpants1413
    @kurtbeltpants1413 Před rokem +1

    make a mod that adds Geralt saying " honey mustard" every single time he pulls his sword.

  • @Patches_Gaming
    @Patches_Gaming Před rokem

    Top tier content like always.

  • @treystamm585
    @treystamm585 Před 3 měsíci

    We definitely need a sequel

  • @SpleepyBoi
    @SpleepyBoi Před rokem +4

    I think I might need some honey mustard

  • @ginallin
    @ginallin Před 4 měsíci

    He seems more like a chef than a warrior

  • @timoteerlunge6654
    @timoteerlunge6654 Před rokem

    I love the point where geralts face morphes into charlies from smiling friends

  • @bob7zyx
    @bob7zyx Před rokem +1

    LOL yellow guy from dont hug me im sceard comes in and uses is own weapon against him

  • @tsbol2201
    @tsbol2201 Před rokem +1

    Those that live by the lemon pepper, die by the lemon pepper.

  • @Advante
    @Advante Před rokem

    I was half expected Jasker came and sung the tossing of coins to a certain Witcher.

  • @pyrolee17
    @pyrolee17 Před rokem +1

    Cant tell if thats was an amazing impression of Geralt or a equally good impression of Steven Seagal

  • @MrChambers
    @MrChambers Před rokem

    This is the best cartoon on youtube

  • @elvenalonly
    @elvenalonly Před rokem

    This is the fastest one minute of my life.

  • @mymindspace5265
    @mymindspace5265 Před rokem

    I love the way he shows him the nome

  • @memester553
    @memester553 Před rokem

    He is finally back baby

  • @HITARIX
    @HITARIX Před rokem +1

    Oh no, I happily had forgotten about Messy Tails.
    Thanks…

  • @zakariaeid7309
    @zakariaeid7309 Před rokem

    "you're Thief, lemon pepper 🍋"
    I swear to you that since I have known this sentence, I use it on and against everything 😅😂

  • @Remember_Bubblebutt
    @Remember_Bubblebutt Před 8 měsíci

    Nice, thanks for the McDonald's thievery tactics.

  • @samuelsalvatore4511
    @samuelsalvatore4511 Před rokem

    as soon as i recognized that "werewolf" almost made me scream in terror

  • @PapaLuge
    @PapaLuge Před rokem

    This video is pure chaos