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As an asexual I am only allowed to say that stealing kneecaps is a very legal operation that has absolutely nothing to do with world domination. We apologize for the inconveniences, it is for the greater good
For the greater good 😁
Don't apologize fellow ace.
I was wondering why my kneecap insurance started rising...
And it has nothing to do with the assault charge I'm processing. None at all. Don't look in the glove department, there are no kneecaps in there...
DenmarkFirstThenTheWorld DenmarkFirstThenTheWorld DenmarkFirstThenTheWorld DenmarkFirstThenTheWorld I mean what I don’t steal kneecaps
As an asexual, the compulsive need to steal kneecaps is an unfortunate side effect of not having sexual attraction. It causes great problems in our life. The lack of storage space and assult charges being two of many. We're able to ignore it for most people we meet. However, when someone annoys us, usually aphobes or just really unlucky tourists, the need becomes overwhelming and we have no choice but to give in.
It's a hard existence, but I hope this helps you understand.
Unlucky tourists, lol. I didn't know Denmark was ours already. Did I miss the invasion?
As a demisexual we need to steal kneecaps to help with the invasion of denmark
I can relate to this struggle. To me it's not just aphobes' knees, it's all shiny ones. You know how hard I've had it when Jamie here has such nice and shiny kneecaps? I've had to physically restrain myself to a rocking chair so as to not buy a plane ticket to the UK😭
@@Alicia-zf3nq We also just got Britain! The asexual agenda is spreading!!!
69 likes noice
During this pride month I heard a bisexual call her ally friend "Her emotional support straight" and I thought it was the cutest most wholesome thing.
Omg thank you so much for sharing this. It made me so happy.
@The Werewolf of Somalia well because it's very stressful when _everyone is so damn hot and I'm so anxious_
@@Jane-oz7pp don't interact with Werewolf, this is their 7th burner account, they're just here to spam comments and harass people, they aren't an ally, they're a transphobe.
@@Jane-oz7pp Get a fan, some ice, and a cold bath.
Wait, did you mean literally or figuratively?
With a system as large as ours, you’d think there’d be more than one emotional support straight. But no, there’s only Ro. And he is… your typical middle child.
I once got into an argument in college with a girl who was saying bisexuality was too confusing so bi people should identify based on their current relationship. Like, I'm a woman married to a man therefore I should identify as straight. I could not get her to explain to me 1)how someone 'changing' their sexuality presentation every time they get a new partner was less confusing, 2)what about single bisexuals, and 3)how this system was supposed to work with poly. When I have more female partners am I as lesbian who makes an exception for certain guys? How confusing is it that gender isn't a strong factor in my attraction? I also don't date people based on hair color, height, or blood type. How is that not confusing but the moment you don't care about gender everyone is so confused?
I mean, they are right that bisexuals are confused but we're not confused about our sexuality. We're confused by this kind of bs.
This is very good comment
This reminds me of when my dad accidentally invented neopronouns bc 'they/them is too confusing'.
@@millies2788 lmaoo whatd he say
LMAO as a bisexual if anyone said that to me I would straight-up walk away lol, imagine being so entitled you think minorities should *change how they identify* just because *you* don't understand it (somehow)
@@lizzie31 It truly is a sign of privilege when you think your own ignorance and lack of empathy undermines a person's identity. I feel like at least half of biphobia is people saying we don't exist in some way.
I was doing the dishes whilst listening to your lovely stories. However, because I didn't have the visual prompt, I missed the colon in: "Homophobes: Why can't you be normal?" Alternatively, I heard it as: "Homophobes, why can't you be normal?" And I thought, 'That's true. Why can't homophobes be normal?' A question for the ages.
LOL yeah
BECAUSE homophobes have been forced to hate people and deprive them of their self rights by depriving other people's rights . It is literally what Nelson Mandel said in his book " the opressor and opressed are both deprived of their humanity ... the opressor must also be freed for them are often in mental cages of their own ." ( maybe the wording is a little off I haven't read it in a while . So yes , Homophobes often feel or inflict other fact of discrimination and as the opressed also becomes free we will free the opressor . Sorry if I sounded too agressive or had any spelling errors , I have not slept all night .
As an asexual, I can confirm that kneecaps are our favourite things to steal. They make little jangly noises when we put them on your keychains and that's just neat
This sounds very terry-pratchetty ahaha.
And, as an ace, I do confirm this is exactly what we do and it has absolutely nothing to do with world domination *wink wink*
I prefer them in a nice display case personally, it's like little trophies. Also your videos are awesome Jamie!
Shhhh dont tell them to much ace buddy!
I wish I had a choice. As an ace/aro demi-girl people just seem to not exist except for their kneecaps when they get near me.
as a gray aroace, i enjoy stealing kneecaps to add to my kneecap museum
My Grandma's final, longest lasting, and most positive relationship was with her wife. I absolutely thank a bisexual person for my existence. 💜
are you a demon or somthing, or what.
your Grandma had no "wife" but officaly a close freind.
@@Gott.Streitet Wouldn't you like to know? 😈
Hate to upend your revisionist historian viewpoint, but they were indeed legally married. They took on the world together through thick and thin until death did they part. I frankly couldn't imagine a better example of the perfect spouses being there for each other. I am proud to have them as my grandparents, blood ties or otherwise.
@@sarahjo9975 your Grandmother had committed multiple crimes.
Adultery, Exploitation of a Man, and praising these things.
Did you at least know who the Father is?
Because of the Heterosex that created you.
@@sarahjo9975 the funny thing is i don't know Gays even existed until i was 15 years old, and i didn't know that LBTQ existed until i heard about it at the age of 17 when i meet a introverted girl who said she was also "Bisexual"
And of all the persons i ever met only one was gay, or maybe not, because he was still a man.
@@Gott.Streitet My biological grandfather was the one who "committed adultery" (as you say), was abusive, and committed "crimes". That's why they got divorced.
Much after that, my grandma met her wife and was able to find true love. She was always bisexual, even if she had children in a previous relationship. So my statement stands that I do thank a bisexual person for my existence.
I hope you continue to learn about more types of people in the world. Maybe you can realize that just because they're different from what you've previously known doesn't mean they can't be uplifting and wonderful. When you are able to accept the good in people despite their differences, you will find much more inner peace and tranquility where there would otherwise be needless anger and resentment. Best wishes.
*Draws two girls kissing*
Mom: "Omg that's disgusting!"
Child: "I'll teach you to call my art skills disgusting mom, I'll get amazing at drawing girls kissing!"
*Proceeds to fill notebook with drawings of girls kissing*
I learned recently that coming out is not an event, it’s a process. Reveal yourself in safe spaces. No cis-het person should take it as an opportunity to make them feel better about themselves.
I've heard people say they never stop coming out. Every time they meet new people, start a new job, ever single time, they have to make decisions about who to tell and how and when.
@@lexwithbub exactly
We need more language around the radical act(s) of *not* being forever bullied into cis-het normativity beyond just “coming out”
@@WhatWouldLubitschDo what can we do
5:39 a good trans joke a trans friend told me once that isn't transphobic:
"what's the most painful part of transitioning from male to female?
getting your salary cut in half"
The way I choked-
That's dark humour done right 💀
Ooof so real
Oof 💀
I repeatedly told myself I was going to come out before I graduated college.
Then I told myself I'd do it when I left for med school.
As it turned out, what happened was that when the Pandemic started, I got so tired of lying and stir-crazy that I started dropping increasingly obvious "allyship" hints until my mother cornered me on it four months before I left for med school.
Sometimes, you come out. Sometimes, you're forced out. Sometimes, you spend so long obsessing over it that you trip over your own feet and stumble out like a jackass.
I have the urge to out myself by singing very queer songs very loudly so I have to tell myself to shut up in front of parents so yeah.. stumbling out might just happen.
This was me, but in a failed attempt at being casual about it. Turns out people can have a hard time grasping genderfluidity when it should be as simple as "I can be this or that, or all of these! I'll tell you what i am if it's important."
@The Werewolf of Somalia Ikr? Every time i think of being genderfluid, i think of a delicious milk tea that looks like a galaxy. It cheers me up sometimes when i'm down!
@@sundalosketch4769 don't interact with them, they legit just admitted to being a terf one reply below yours.
@@IgirlbossedTooCloseToTheSun Oh damn, i thought something felt off but i didn't want to be rude. Ty for the info!
As an asexual, I regret to inform you that we cannot possibly tell non-asexuals why we must steal kneecaps.
_A WILD ASEXUAL APPEARED 2 MONTHS LATE_ *hello there*
As an asexual, i am clueless to why we must steal kneecaps... im still gonna do it though
I'm not ace, but I want to help with the invasion of Denmark.
Do you guys need help?
As an Asexual: we steal kneecaps so nobody can stop us from world domi- I mean the homophobes can’t walk to protests with anti-gay signs! **nervous sweating** yEah!
Yes...can confirm...totally the protest thing...
Yes of course. I'm asexual too
We only want to help all LGBTQIA*s 😉 we aces are so devoted...😬
As a lesbian I prefer revoking limb privileges but removing kneecaps also works
Nah, we definitely don’t string them onto necklaces to wear as war trophies, definitely not ☕️
“Don’t out that pressure on yourself if you’re not ready.” 🥰 this meant a lot for me to hear
I love your icon! It reminds me of those early 2000's PBS or Canadian production at the end of a show.
this why I consider Jammi as the saint of the internet
@The Werewolf of Somalia he*
@@twiggledowntown3564 it’s a biutterfly
@@twiggledowntown3564 thank you!! I wanted a butterfly with the bi flag colors 🥰
as an asexual: there is definitely no connection between us stealing kneecaps and us crafting ourselves thrones from that stash of kneecaps we casually have for the day when we finally fullfil the ace agenda that is definitely not world domination
What up my fellow ace!!
There may not be a gay agenda but there definitely is an ace agenda. We're plotting.
@@zazzels2167 Oh nothing really, just preparing the army for step 1 of world domination : Denmark. Oh & stealing some kneecaps XD
@@princeollie1022 yess, how it should be
Could you guys go into some of the comments where there are these 3 transphobes running around and steal their kneecaps? I'm trying to help our trans brothers, sisters, and others, but there's only one of me, and I'm gay so I don't steal kneecaps.
As an asexual with arthritis in both knees, I personally steal knee caps because I want new ones! 😝
I shall thank a gay person for my existence - it's been a while since I've called my mother.
AAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Are you my kid from the future?
I don't get it....
or another LGBTQIA+ label
**stares at the deities**
ALRIGHT, WHO CREATED US??? ARE YA QUEER??? WE’RE THANKING THE QUEERS TODAY.
Apollo’s definitely bi. We’re thanking Apollo today.
"Why are you stealing knee caps"
To make into tambourines OF COURSE.
sell tambourines and buy garlic bread :D
"Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, bake some cake for me"
Barter system of garlic bread and percussion instruments
Jamie: Why are asexuals stealing kneecaps.
Me: Why not? 🤣
It's not like they'd be able to chase you to get them back.
@@NortherlyK I just imagined some queerphobe screaming in agony as they yell at us for giving them their kneecaps back XD That made me ugly laugh XD
@@NortherlyK Precisely.
When I was 5, I remember looking at these two women (I think they were kissing) and being like “WOW I can be with my best friend!” (Who was a girl) And I remember feeling so intelligent like I had just discovered something lol
@The Werewolf of Somalia I know, homophobia is very ridiculous! Only idiots believe in that stuff.
Honestly, I would never like a girl romantically. Cause I’m gay, get it?
Platonically is good, though. Befriend EVERYONE.
@@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623 yeah!
@@Theotherone9 You are friend now
@@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623 ok, how are you today?
2:20 I found out recently that there’s a Queer Bookshop in New York City that sells ‘The Gay Agenda’ as a part of their stationery.
Wait … there are _queer bookshops still in existence in NYC?_ I thought the last one closed in the 2010s.
Yes, I'm serious. The West Village and Chelsea are nowhere near as gay as they were during the 1990s. It's really, really sad.
I had a bunch of family come down last weekend who are all homophobic including my father that I live with. I am pansexual. It makes it so hard when you can’t tell your family your own truth because you’re scared to be kicked out on the streets and abandoned. Watching your videos gives me hope and helps validate my feelings. Thank you for all of the wonderful information you give to the world that it’s okay to be gay. 🌎 🌈 ❤️
im pan too, try to ignore the homophobic crap they spit out and live your best life!
@@matchas-den thanks love. I appreciate the support. I was trying to build up the courage to come out to my dad so I have told some other family members in the past. Some were there this last weekend that knew. Thankfully they kept my secret. Unfortunately, even with knowing that I am pan they joined in on the homophobic jokes. Even when people could see I was obviously uncomfortable they continued. It makes it hard to ignore, but knowing that I’m not alone in the world really helps. So I appreciate your supportive comment. It helps me find hope in a future where I’m not stuck in the closet because of my hateful family
Hi ! Sending love to you ❤️ you got this. If you want to come out I would advice you to be fully autonomous and independent especially financially.
Have a nice day !
@@dustygania2425 jamie’s bi…
@@dustygania2425 That's probably 1. accidentally 2. to piss people like you off 3. just a joke and nothing more
Ironically the trans pride dinosaur meme featured the only dinosaur that we actually kind of know what its genitals looked like, because a year or so back there was a publication describing the cloaca of an exceptionally well-preserved Psittacosaurus (the genus name of the dinosaur on the flag). The dinosaur they chose has come closer to telling us what was in its pants than literally any other dinosaur.
But then on the flip side a. Technically this is a different species, it looks like the dinosaur on the flag is Psittacosaurus sibiricus and the specimen with its cloaca described is not (it wasn't assigned a species at the time, I think it might be assigned to P. mongoliensis now? Idk), and b. Archosaurs (crocodiles, birds, nonavian dinosaurs and their relatives) keep their reproductive bits inside the cloaca unless they, er, intend to use them, if they have identifying bits at all (crocodilians do, most birds don't, and dinosaurs probably did but we don't really know), so we still don't know if that particular Psittacosaurus is male or female because its internal structures weren't so visibly preserved aside from its skeleton, so it arguably still works.
This has been a paleontology nerd overthinking a silly dinosaur flavored meme about trans rights.
U r sooooo cooolll 😍😍😍 and smart.
I was looking for this comment!! Was ready to write about it myself... High-five from a fellow paleontology nerd 🖐
As an asexual, we need the kneecaps as building material for our gigantic statue of a cake. (But you didn’t hear that from me, this is top secret)
Personally I use the kneecaps that I steal to make a statue of garlic bread not cake
@@Starr.Liitee yet another fine choice
We steal kneecaps because they sell for a lot of money on the black market and pair quite well with garlic bread
Kneecaps can't be easy to consume.
@@devent10n Easy. Lose your useless omnivore teeth, grow cat teeth and CRUNCH
Jamie, your hair is not a mess. It’s actually very cute. Also, it’s a jackpot because we’re not going to be angry and upset today lol
@@dustygania2425 Wait, what?
You wont tell me what to do. I m gonna be angry
@@PokhrajRoy. Dusty just discovered male pattern baldness. Nothing to be alarmed about.
@@dustygania2425 well yes and no male pattern hair loss is caused by testosterone but only when it's unbalanced AKA you just producing too much of it it'll cause hair loss there's a reason why if you see somebody who's bald don't be surprised if they're actively overly aggressive not always people develop and they can figure out hey I'm a little too angry for no reason such as what testosterone do to the human brain you can think your way through it but some people can't so yeah bald people can be extra aggressive
@@rhymerlegend2717 Jamie very much is his true self as he is.
I, an asexual biromantic trans guy, keeps getting called a lesbian at my school because I have a girlfriend, who is straight. We keep joking about that, like: "Hey, *name* how is it being a lesbian?" or "Is being a lesbian the best thing ever?"
No offence to any lesbians, of course. However, its hilarious whenever people are talking about us because me (very openly queer) and my girlfriend (physically disabled and therefore everyone seems to know her) are not by any means lesbians.
I’m a lesbian ace and trust me this isn’t offensive it’s really funny. And I can relate to people knowing who you are cause you’re physically disabled I’m starting school again soon and I’m hoping to have a cane or crutches by then. (I have chronic pain)
OMG another asexual biromantic trans guy! Hello! How is it being the entire alphabet? I get tired!
But you’re a girl that likes another girl, that’s a lesbian by definition.
@@rhymerlegend2717 they have this urge to stand out and feel special
@@eldritchteletubby9319 Same man lol
As someone who a sibling of a wild asexual, I can confirm she keeps stealing my kneecaps. I understand completely that she steals them to survive, however it is mildy inconvenient.
As an asexual person I don’t know the answer to the kneecaps question but maybe I wasn’t in the meeting where we talked about that
Don't worry, you just missed the convo abt stealing kneecaps and how we're going to invade denma- yk what? just come to the next meeting. We'll fill you in.
Me neither. I guess someone tore that our of our ace agenda book?
Oh goodness, I’m sorry, we should have told you! You didn’t get that memo? We steal kneecaps. It’s part of the Denmark/world domination thing. Nobody can stop us if they don’t have kneecaps, yea? Haha, anyways, I’ll have you sent an extra dragon to help you catch up.
@@chancematters thank you I’ll start doing that now
I was confused why they used a dinosaur when everyone knows we're drago.... err, I mean...anyone want some cake? 😅
4:39 Not to forget that children are casually exposed to violence and problematic depictions of on-screen intimacy.
Exactly!! According to The Straights, borderline graphic depictions of straight intimacy are fine for kids, but chaste gay kisses are traumatic.
5 year boy and girl clearly having crushes on each other in a kids show: 👫
Parents: aw cute :)
two 5 year old boys or girls in same kids show doing the same exact thing: 👬👭
parents: HOW INAPPROPRIATE 👺👹😰🤬😡
As someone who saw horror movies and war movies way too young this is true
One time a homophobe told me that all gay people and trans people have past trauma. I’m a trans man, pansexual and asexual. I have no past trauma. The person couldn’t deal with the fact that I told them facts and started spewing random bullshit. It was kinda pathetic.
You probably do have trauma but you're repressing them by being not heteronormative!
(I'm joking, ofc)
Oh no the poor straight people and their rights! (Joke)
The thing is, probably 90% of people or even more have some sort of trauma. Most of those people are straight. It means absolutely nothing
Even for people who have trauma, most of it is unrelated to sex or gender identity. My major source of trauma in a single event was my dad dying when I was 15. And the trauma I have that *is* related to my gender is having gone through the wrong puberty and dealing with the immense amount of transphobia in the world.
So like, either way, it's unrelated.
@@devent10n exactly
Okay I'm legally obligated to inform you that that dinosaur at 7:04 is called Psittacosaurus! Literally meaning "parrot lizard"
It's an early ancestor of Triceratops and one of the most well studied dinosaurs.
The asexual person I know would probably tell us that that kneecap-thing is none of our business. In a very stern voice that tells us: "Ask again, and lose your kneecaps, too"
We're just helping the community, as it is well known "transphobes don't deserve kneecaps" we aces are just living up to the promises
As an asexual person, I can confirm that the kneecap stealing is classified information and if it is ever leaked we will be forced to retaliate by stealing more kneecaps
Nah we can tell that if we steal everyone's kneecaps then no one can stop us from world domi- I mean yeah just helping the community queerphobes of any kind don't deserve kneecaps
@@AlphaFX-kv4ud I mean that too... more of a happy side effect really
@@AlphaFX-kv4ud Yup, no world domination here!
Now on a completely, unrelated note, we have to steal the government's kneecaps.
Hey, just a video idea, could you do something about aromantics. We kinda get forgotten often, and you’re one of my favorite lgbtq+ creators so it’d be awesome. Anyway, wonderful video as always💚🤍🖤
That would be rad, aros tend to get forgotten, especially when they're not ace. It'd be really cool to see a video like that
Yes!!
@@IgirlbossedTooCloseToTheSun I love your username 😂
I love your username too lmao
You are friend material. Have a dinosaur. 🦕 🦖
As a short asexual, I can't steal anything else, can't even go for the elbows
I realized I am a transgender guy recently since I have finally stopped being in denial. I have been for as long as I remember. Even when I was around 4 I would always think to myself “I wish I was a guy.” Very confusing for a child. Then around the age of 10 I learned what being transgender was and I thought to myself “No, there is no way this is right. While this does seem accurate to how I always felt, what would people around me say?” This led to some panic for a little while. Then I tried to find a gender neutral identity even though I knew it wasn’t right. I even came out to my friends. Perhaps the feeling I felt then was guilt. Lying to myself and those who I can trust. I even came out to my parents while my mother didn’t support me at all and started criticizing the LGBTQ+ community, and my father said he would always love me, but he knew that how I was trying to identify wasn’t correct. He even said to me once when my mother wasn’t home, “If you ever find out you are transgender, just don’t tell your grandma.” He’s probably known all along. Of course now I have a preferred name and preferred pronouns which I can’t tell ANYONE about because my dumbass mother specifically told me “Stop going by that name. You’re name is (name) and your pronouns are she/her.” I do apologize for the rant but I can’t talk to anyone about this. Even the person I trust most. Only a few more years to go before I can be who I have always wanted to be. :)
I loved reading your story :)! Sorry your mom’s a dumbass.
I’m also in denial so yeah... I get that it can be hard. Sending love and support from a fellow queer!!!
Keith, you are loved and you are valid. Your mom sounds like she’s in denial (and like she’s a phobe of everything that she doesn’t like). I’m sorry your mom is doing this to you. I’m really glad that you have your father though. Please don’t apologize for speaking about things that are close to you❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Hey dude, you already ARE who you are. Might still take a bit of time til it's safe for you to show it to the world, but we see you.
💜 I second BaCUl's statement: You already _are_ who you are, and nobody's ignorance, confusion, or fear can take that away from you. What they're doing is withholding the acceptance and common kindness that would allow you not to have to play word games while you're forced to be dependent upon them. You're stronger than you know, and you'll make it to your personal independence day. Much love!
It’ll get better eventually.
as an aroace i have a colection of different peoples kneecaps its a really fun activity you should try it also the llama should be named veronica after my trans sister
Yesss, thats a wonderful idea!
I have to collect kneecaps or people will figure out that I'm bedind people disappearing from existence. It's not my fault that people have said I don't exist enough that it has empowered me to make people disappear. (Although it doesn't seem to work on kneecaps, hence why I collect them, I have to make a sheild so my power no longer works as it is out of my controll.
As an aro I too enjoy stealing kneecaps
@@spearmaster_ yooo that soo true! But i heard thats aro's are more popular for stealing jaws? Although we always can do both!! Heheheh
Hello, Ace person here. I don’t know why the meme said stealing kneecaps specifically, but I do know that I love the idea of stealing kneecaps myself 🤩
sell on black market, more dragon things, garlic bread and cake
In all seriousness the kneecaps thing is a common (at this point, considered overused, I think) meme - it’s supposed to be a weird quirky threat that I think originated on tumblr, “I’m gonna steal your kneecaps”
So it was basically just a different way of phrasing that threat, specifically threatening aphobes
It’s a little hard to do asexual memes that aren’t just “better than sex amiright?” and “garlic bread and cake are OURS” (which is really just an offshoot of “better than sex”), and the better than sex thing can feel a bit exclusionary for aces who do enjoy sex and have with their partners. That’s why the person probably shot for the quirky random humour instead. More recently there has been the meme about world domination/taking over Denmark, because someone made a post saying that there are more asexuals than there are people in Denmark’s military? So that’s been adopted as something to meme about that doesn’t exclude aces with high libidos or who aren’t sex repulsed
@Dorito: No just more aces than in Denmarks military, more aces than Denmarks population. And there is somemore countries on the list to. So if you go if the conservative numbers. that aces i runt 1 % of the population. There 7. 753 billions humans on the planet. One procent of 7 billion is 70 million so we could easy invade countries with lower populations. Denmarks population is almost 6 million.
@@karinelfwing9095 That means the Netherlands isn't safe either, panic!
This is a very well explained answer.
As an aside, I always went with "I'll pull your heart out through your kneecaps" but that never caught on lmao.
As an asexual, I have to admit that we’re actually obsessed with kneecaps. The attraction that allos feel for other people is focused entirely on kneecaps for us.
Jokes aside, I’m pretty sure it originated on tumblr, it’s a rather common threat there and not necessarily an ace thing
1:47 What’s the easiest way to get a cis-het person to get pissed off? It’s not inflation or unemployment, it’s…NAMING THE VARIOUS KINDS OF QUEER PEOPLE.
I was about to say "call them cis" lmao.
I wanted to write something after this but I forgot smh
Edit: I remembered it lol.
If one would tell them the many different kinds there are they'd probably say "these are just some made up words"
like yeah, all words are made up. Doesn't mean that the thing it's describing or means doesn't exist
Would love to see this as a video XD "Pissing off the cis with the power of 🏳️🌈*☆°~gay~°☆*🏳️🌈"
Lmao so true
For someone who’s hair is apparently always a mess, it’s still REALLY good. Envious…
I wanna open one of those "gay curing" camps and take in lgbt people for "curing their gayness" and just play The Orion Experience songs on repeat, serve garlic bread on every meal, give some therapy, authorize HRT, give fashion advice, and set them up with eachother.
Who wants to help me?
yes.
What else is there to say
Bait and switch the queerphobes >:)
@@IgirlbossedTooCloseToTheSun yes!
I wanna come! Do you accept systems?
Resident Chaotic Asexual of my GSA here:
Kneecaps are amazing. Love to steal them. Whenever people try to be aphobic or push the idea that everyone wants s3x they make a great weapon to throw at people to knock those crazy ideas out of their heads.
My fellow aces, we mustn't reveal why we have been stealing kneecaps, lest our grand plot will fall to ruin
Shhhhh
totally not for world domination, nope! we're just stealing them for our amusement
I think it might be a bit late for that. But don't worry. I won't tell anyone
@@edit_google_docs1955 I thank you 🙏
Us asexuals steal kneecaps just because we can
Yeah be lucky that we are only stealing your kneecaps aswell, because we could Steal your garlic bread and cake
The only thing asexual people still is an enjoyment of a good night of sex they completely rob it they take it away and leave both people very unsatisfied
@@TFGA_tFoMS the only thing you people take away from an engagement is the enjoyment of a good night of sex and the peaceful sleep that comes after it excellent workmanship you you not having an enjoyable night of sex weirdos go ahead and enjoy your no sex life just don't involve the rest of us because we enjoy it don't worry I'm pretty sure you're a fat middle-aged woman because that's actually the highest percentage of asexuals in the planet
What you gonna do? Chase us?
On the 'are the straights okay' note, I recently saw juice 'for him' and 'her' at my local supermarket. Granted, they had different supplements added, iron and some vitamins for 'her' and magnesium and some vitamins for 'him' BUT they also had the same juice with extra iron or magnesium in their regular product range, neither specifically for 'him' or 'her'. It was so weird, like why? It's not like women wouldn't ever need magnesium or some sh*t and I don't need to be told that I'm a woman because I need some extra iron. Unless, the 'regular' juice is now the non-binary juice, would that be okay? I don't know...
Let's just not gender juice.
I mean technically male and female (apologies if i phrase something wrong) bodies do require slightly different amounts of certain nutrients due to genetic/body differences , right? (once again apologies if my information is wrong)
-trans minor
@@AnachronisticAstronaut Sure, different bodies have different needs. Personally, I just felt like it is unnecessary to write it on the bottle. When I get an iron supplement from the pharmacy I doesn't say 'for her' on it either. At least not where I live. Also, technically, the iron is most important for menstruating people. Menstruation is not exclusive to people identifying as female.
Furthermore, to assign the magnesium supplemented juice, which is important for muscles, to men feels somewhat stereotyped. Anyone (healthy enough to do so) can exercise and be in need of some extra magnesium.
It just doesn't make sense to brand it as 'his and hers'. To me at least.
@@AnachronisticAstronaut technically correct, but you know that's not the intention of the maker of said product. You know there's an app that literally told you what gender is your phone!! An inanimate object, being gendered....
@@be_me leave my gendered products alone, not just straight people like them.
as an asexual i no longer have to worry about my kneecaps being stolen, as now i will always have spares. it definitely does not have anything to do with world domination, we just like stealing them.
(benefits also include being able to hold people's knees for ransom for food)
I was having a bad day but then you dropped a new video and I’m smiling again 😊. Thank you, I love your videos ❤️
Wishing you a better tomorrow. 🙏❤🏳🌈
This cheers you up?
@@krimsonkatt It's juvenile
@@krimsonkatt I strive to radiate his sheer positivity. A joyful man, this man is.
@@edwinamendelssohn5129 You’re not gonna enjoy when I say I watch Number Blocks, Charlie’s Colorforms City, Ada Twist Scientist, and Storybots to calm down.
*Oops. I said it.*
We steal the kneecaps because funzies. Also World Domination but mostly funzies.
5:20 Jamie: "Let's just set the record straight... or gay..."
My mind: "Or bi... or pan... or ace... or polysexual..."
Is it still going?
@@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623 of course
As a fellow Ace person, I would like to apologize for stealing kneecaps. Unfortunately our collection isn’t complete just and we will continue stealing them until we have all of them
Wait, am I not supposed to be stealing kneecaps? As an Asexual person I've had collection of patellas that's been growing since the mid 2000's.
4:18 HELP JAMIE READ MY MEME WHAT 😭 PLS TELL ME IM NOT DREAMING THIS MADE MY DAY
*pinches*, "did it hurt?"
@@Space_Cat59 LOL I JUST SAW THIS
as an asexual i have a very simple answer: because.
the gay agenda:
1. snacks
2. equal rights
3. more snacks
As an asexual: I would love to answer your question, but unfortunately, I only speak to people who have kneecaps and you currently have none (I’ve stolen them)
Just a 'for fun' question: do bisexuals love dinosaurs because 'dinosaur' rhymes with 'binosaur'?
(No meanness meant, I respect bisexuals, but have a very pun-based sense of humor) :)
as a biromantic I love this joke and you have our permission to use it in the future lmao
As a bisexual, I approve of this joke lmao
I am neither biromantic nor bisexual, but you made me laugh. Respect to all the binosaurs.
As a questioning person who thinks I might be bi, I approve
5:02 correction, hydrophobia is pretty cool :)
lol
Well, as an asexual, I am going to simply advise you not to look too deeply into the stealing of kneecaps lest you want yours taken as well. It’s for the greater good. Just trust us.
As an asexual stealing kneecaps is just part of who we are. I do it all the time.
as an asexual: we collect bigots’s kneecaps like pokemon cards
Trade for garlic bread
It's a small thing but I love how "bite" was third on Jamie's list of dinosaur attacks behind "kick" and "tail-whip". I don't know why I found that so hilarious but I laughed for a solid minute...
Also, name suggestion for Supportive Llama: Riley. Gender-neutral and rolls off the tongue. (Seriously, "Riley the Supportive Llama"; try it).
As a recently discovered asexual person, I need to be informed about the "kneecap thing" and what about to do with them for when I start to collect them... 😄😄
Yeah we need to know please??
Eat
Bone marrow
Same
4:04 god I hate when people say that like- bro. What about the straights but they’re infertile? can THEY have children just cause they’re not gay or do they THEN think about the fact people can adopt?? 💀🤚🏽
as an ace, stealing kneecaps is a mandatory process in the making of cake and garlic bread, as we must sacrifice the first kneecap to our god before he bestows the perfect batter for the cake/garlic bread
and then we throw the other kneecap on the floor and screech, summoning the frogs
Question about Pride Counciling: are they also very neurodivergent friendly? As someone who is adhd and autistic as well as queer it's surprisingly hard to find therapists that are fully accepting, especially since I live in Texas.
Ouch… that’s rough, buddy. I wish you all the best in your journey in finding an accepting therapist. That being said: I’m sure it’s at least worth looking into. Surely it would be stated somewhere on the site.
@@rhymerlegend2717 Jokes on you, we don’t let anyone who isn’t our friend help us.
@@rhymerlegend2717 So does everyone else in the system. There’s honestly nothing to feel bad about!
@@rhymerlegend2717 nu
@@rhymerlegend2717 ... by "this community" are you talking about the LGBT+ community? I kinda hope not. Do you think that just because a community is kind, accepting and supportive, that they wouldn't also offer sound advice or say things that have to be said?
I just hate how bisexual people have to deal with twice the amount of discrimination (from str8 and gay people) I'm not bisexual but I'll always support those who are because they are 100% valid. To any and all bisexuals seeing this: Hi and Ily just the way you are! 💖💜💙
I forgot to say this but I also support Pansexuals as well. I've heard that you guys have it bad too. You guys are perfect too and Ily too just the way you are and I'll always support you guys too!
💖💛💙
(Also thanks everyone for pointing that out in the comments section)
I just came out bi to my husband and bff. The former wasn't surprised. They both said it's okay. So no discrimination for now. I'm dreading telling more ppl tho. They won't take me seriously because well, I'm married and have children. And never had a girlfriend. I just know it and I know they won't understand.
So just, thank you for standing up for us 💖💜💙
Let's also support pansexual who are not taken seriously either and have to hear bullshits like "You're doing it with animals then?" Or "Kids" (to answer the last question of the video : saying someone that is not normal ! )
💙💛💖
As a Pansexual I deal with even worse ... I've been told "So you're just bi." or I get told "Which gender do you like more?" or I get told to pick a side or called a closeted gay
@The Werewolf of Somalia 😘 thank you for your kind comment
@@DinosaurNick I'm so sorry to hear that. You are 100% valid and I'll always support you! 💖💛💙 (I also updated my comment so I can include you guys, I have a bad habit of not finishing what I say/type)
@@maudmarie5294 Congrats on coming out! I'm also glad that they were supportive. You don't have to come out if you don't want to/you're not ready to, (although I'm sure you heard that advice before) You are 100% valid and I'll always support you! And yes I also support Pansexuals as well. I heard that they also deal with some discrimination too. I edited my comment to include them too! (I have a bad habit of not finishing what I say/type)
💖💜💙 💖💛💙
When I was in middle school way back in the early 90s, I had a t-shirt that read "Normal People Worry Me." Now I *really* wish I still had that shirt!
My nephew's mom has, and sometimes wears, a shirt that says that. It is really appropriate sometimes.
Somehow I'm very early today. Just wanted to say that thanks to your videos, I felt comfortable figuring out I'm agender. I'm still kinda closeted about it to my family, but your videos made me feel comfortable learning about transgender people and I have even started educating my mom. She already feels comfortable asking me questions about trans people (even questions I don't know the answers to) and it makes me so happy that she's willing to learn
Jamie: Can we name the supportive llama?
Me: CAAAAARRRRLLLL!!
me and my friend are going to a pride walk for the first time in our lives, we are going to the one in amsterdam ! we are very exited to support our comunity
Why would you say that fam ?
@@Nekotine because they're an internet harasser/spammer on their 7th burner account and they hate trans people.
3:07 I like how you're implying we should bite people who tell us to pick a side :)
Personally I will be implementing this method immediately
7:48 Everytime I hear that you can't be just friends with people with gender you're attracted to, I'm like: so pansexual people can't have friends? D:
What does LGBTQIA+ stand for?
Love and equality.
"If asexuals are not real, then who just stole your kneecaps?"
Batman is asexual confirmed.
I got the notification while watching a Jammidodger video
Jamie-nception.
@@PokhrajRoy. JAMMIE-CEPTIONNNNNNNN
Love all of the dinosaur memes.
My sketchbook has a rainbow dino in it, because I needed to draw one. LOL
Rainbow dino sounds so pretty.
Well stealing kneecaps is a common activity for wild or younger aces. But, after time, they usually din’t just steal random kneecaps and only those who threaten their pack, especially homophobes and transphobes are in danger and recommended to change their mind immediately.
Just recently found out I was demi!!! So to answer the kneecap question: *you don’t deserve them*
loving the dino content in this video. I'm currently wearing a shirt with 2 gay dinos kissing on it 🥺❤
We steal kneecaps only when cake is unavailable
See, I know that we should take our time, but I really like this paraphrased quote: If I keep waiting for the world to accept me coming out, I'll die in the closet. It's kinda dark but I find it relatable
I mean, yeah but also physical safety needs to be accounted for.
@The Werewolf of Somalia …about transphobic opinions?
@@devent10n Agreed
4:34 "...the 𝚌 𝚑 𝚒 𝚕 𝚍 𝚛 𝚎 𝚗 !"
Hello Jammi! Thank you so much for making these videos and being here, you make me feel so happy and proud to be trans! Honestly, your videos are part of the reason why I'm still here.
Also I decree that the Llama shall be named Karl. Yes its a llamas with hats reference.
Jammi has saved lives, confirmed. What a kind man.
3 MINUTES AGO!?
Damn bruh. Didn’t expect that.
Also- I’ve had a nap just now too lmao. Though yours was likely yesterday->- or sum. Idk.
Anyways, love LGBTQ+ memes they’re just 🤌🏽🤌🏽
In case nobody else mentions it: the dinosaur with crippling anxiety in its pants appears to be a psittacosaur, an older relative of triceratops.
Also: I agree that no phobias are cool. I have acrophobia and it's not cool at all.
We should name the llama Bartholomew and call it Bat for short so that we can confuse people
7:56 Literally had this argument with someone earlier in the day.
As an asexual I can say stealing kneecaps is our way of asserting dominance.
And hitting people over the head with garlic bread. That works too.
Since when do we have garlic bread to spare? 🤣
@@JannyKey007 very true
As an ace, you can't be doing unholy acts without dem patellas
8:49 Bailey, Bailey is a “gender neutral name” according to google. I think that the lama would be a good Bailey. It fits. ❤🧡💛💚💙💜
8:52 LLAMORE - The Llama that loves everyone across the spectrum.
Shaun the supportive llama. ✨✨✨✨✨✨👌
I once borrowed a children's book about witches that included recipes for Halloween-themed sweets, and there was a recipe for kneecap cookies. I made them a few times until I lost the recipe. I can tell you kneecaps taste delicious. I would totally steal yours. (I'm also demi/grey ace, btw.)
That last meme reminded me of a joke : “Heterosexuality isn’t normal…just common.”
Hahah! Liked that one about the coming out, just because it's totally different from my coming out. I never planned to come out publicly. I came out to some friends (who probs already knew I was queer) and one day I woke up and decided to come out on social media. That was June 3rd 2021. Total coincidence that it was during pride month tho 🙈🙈🏳🌈
I had planned to tell my parents I was pan during pride and I got really close but then we got into an argument one day about whether or not gay is natural and my dad revealing that he still thinks my gay brother just hasn't met the right girl yet. My brain goes zippy when I argue with people and that usually results in me crying (I partly blame my sister for that one) so not much was accomplished despite my best attempts. Maybe next year. I did come out to both of my brothers so I at least made some progress. The gay one congratulated me and the straight one said he completely understood because women are pretty hot.
@The Werewolf of Somalia "I don't experience these conditions so therefore it must not be real" is not an acceptable approach to dealing with other human beings. His homophobia might not be malicious but he is acting out of self inflicted ignorance so yeah I can actually blame him for that. I love the man but his right wing victim mentality needs to change.
as an asexual, we just really like kneecaps
The whole kneecap thing for me personally is because i have knee problems and if i cant have good knees
No one can