10 Toy Weapons That Are Actually DANGEROUS!

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    Yooo, wut it do baebe boo? Well, I'll tell ya! For starters, it's Friday AND we got a new video for guys!! Today we are testing out 10 of the most DANGEROUS toy weapons that you could buy today! We're taking these products around the office and rating them DOPE or NOPE! If you have some of these toy weapons or had them in the past, let us know in the comments down below! Also, let us know if you have been enjoying the content that we have been releasing to you! We value all of your guys' feedback more than you can imagine!
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  • @llamaplays1257
    @llamaplays1257 Před 4 lety +3309

    Matthias: $99 is expensive
    5 minutes later: spends $250 on a elastic band gun

    • @xXAntiSocialXx
      @xXAntiSocialXx Před 4 lety +49

      literally just about to make this exact comment

    • @thedomster6157
      @thedomster6157 Před 4 lety +17

      exactly

    • @Lasersniper15
      @Lasersniper15 Před 4 lety +25

      I was gonna say that the vintage BB gun was only $10 cheaper and they still got it.....but your right that rubber band gun.

    • @supreme_bird7511
      @supreme_bird7511 Před 4 lety +11

      llama plays Yep sure did

    • @l510l
      @l510l Před 4 lety +7

      Its a joke

  • @joshsudduth9703
    @joshsudduth9703 Před 4 lety +547

    **Toy weapons that are actually dangerous**
    Dope or nope: **gives one a nope for being dangerous**

    • @jaredsongheng6768
      @jaredsongheng6768 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Midnight_Bonfire The Pistol One That Matt Shot Into Tanner's Eye!

    • @renzjericho8635
      @renzjericho8635 Před 4 lety +2

      Because It's the toy That actually Becomes a Real Weapon that can hurt people really really bad in Battle

    • @ngchiwang09
      @ngchiwang09 Před 4 lety +1

      Nice

    • @sovirt9865
      @sovirt9865 Před 4 lety +1

      Dope or nope sucks

    • @sovirt9865
      @sovirt9865 Před 4 lety

      I make trash content kid u play roblox u shouldn’t be talking

  • @michaelpitcher2820
    @michaelpitcher2820 Před 4 lety +37

    9:45 Matthias enters “dad mode” and says two of the most relatable things ever “ I’m not going to stand here forever” and “ you’re making me use my legs” lol.

  • @TonywasatTWICELIGHT
    @TonywasatTWICELIGHT Před 3 lety +87

    Me watching this in 2021
    Michael: "maybe we should take this to BU
    Me: **sob**

  • @roxariano4953
    @roxariano4953 Před 4 lety +533

    Dope or nope: avoids saying *GUN* because its youtube
    Tanner&matt: keeps saying *gun* casually....
    Michael: BLASTER

    • @corison2058
      @corison2058 Před 4 lety +9

      Maimaruths also, still monitized!

    • @Evielovescats14
      @Evielovescats14 Před 4 lety +7

      Gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun

    • @Hiroyuki_T
      @Hiroyuki_T Před 4 lety +7

      No to Demonetization
      .·´¯`(>▂

    • @roxariano4953
      @roxariano4953 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Evielovescats14 *gasp* 😂😂😂

    • @afriend5107
      @afriend5107 Před 4 lety +3

      bun

  • @angelaherman272
    @angelaherman272 Před 4 lety +66

    "Hey, Woods, what do you think, brother? Dope or Nope?"
    "I thought it was pretty cute."
    😂😂😂

  • @oliverstvchannel6442
    @oliverstvchannel6442 Před 3 lety +27

    "We should send this to BU."
    Me: *Tear slowly rolls down cheek...

  • @kurt6183
    @kurt6183 Před 4 lety +112

    "So you could shoot the youth with your friends" -Mathias 2019

  • @ava_niche
    @ava_niche Před 4 lety +47

    1:06 Tanner: "Oh and the dad comes in, he's finally back from the store after 10 years, and he's got a d-dart blaster"
    😂😂😂😂
    Also did anyone notice Michael flinch at 20:33?

  • @Sjohnson1224
    @Sjohnson1224 Před 4 lety +225

    “Aim at your friend’s junk.”
    -Matthias 2019

  • @annap.1327
    @annap.1327 Před 4 lety +17

    I had a pink life size cap gun Pistole that I LOVED as a kid. I got it at a toy/ hardware store for $7 and then about 3 packs of refills ( for another $5 )that had a TON of caps in it. That was one of my all time favorite toy as a kid.

  • @davegauvin6542
    @davegauvin6542 Před 4 lety +65

    Tanner: we call it the wrist rocket
    Clone trooper: WaTcH tHoSe WRIST ROCKETS

  • @brodyberrios798
    @brodyberrios798 Před 4 lety +136

    Mathias in every episode: that can take out an eye

  • @crafterinc112
    @crafterinc112 Před 4 lety +296

    It’s been a while they didn’t use the mega dope button.

    • @NnJ99
      @NnJ99 Před 4 lety +2

      it has been forever

    • @rainsidegamer7251
      @rainsidegamer7251 Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah because there hasn’t been any really really good products

    • @redhero6377
      @redhero6377 Před 4 lety

      Which video did they use the mega dope???

    • @xxsupersimonxx6400
      @xxsupersimonxx6400 Před 4 lety

      peter Parker spiderman ten products you can customize for yourself (not the one with the mini figures the one with the bottle)

    • @thomasfernandez8712
      @thomasfernandez8712 Před 4 lety

      Your so right

  • @owencalder5235
    @owencalder5235 Před 4 lety +15

    Matthias: $99 is expensive
    Matthias 10 min later:
    Buys a gun that shoots AIR for $150 and then throws it away

  • @budd139
    @budd139 Před 3 lety +7

    1:33 Michaels face is priceless

  • @ghosti.
    @ghosti. Před 4 lety +92

    Matthias:"I might die today"
    Me: same

    • @krystaliafyre
      @krystaliafyre Před 4 lety +4

      We might die tomorrow. But that's the way life is. We will die one day. It's inevitable. Its a certainty so terrifying we try to ignore it. But heed this:
      Some say the world will end in fire,
      Some say it will end in ice.
      But from what I've tasted of desire,
      I hold with those who favour fire.

    • @Rev101
      @Rev101 Před 4 lety

      @@krystaliafyre breh

    • @pug6871
      @pug6871 Před 4 lety

      @@krystaliafyre breh

    • @laylamontgomery1933
      @laylamontgomery1933 Před 4 lety

      Krystal Fyre breh

    • @gavinlightfoot5521
      @gavinlightfoot5521 Před 4 lety

      @@krystaliafyre ok

  • @nathansteiner8595
    @nathansteiner8595 Před 4 lety +37

    "Here at aperture we shoot the whole bullet, that's 60% more bullet per bullet" - Cave Johnson

    • @ghastdude589
      @ghastdude589 Před 4 lety

      "You're not a good person. You know that, right?"
      -GLaDOS

    • @akbarvoxobov1671
      @akbarvoxobov1671 Před 4 lety

      One way or another one is the same kind it has to be used in this regard because of their ability

  • @lidsw57
    @lidsw57 Před 4 lety +15

    vid: *yellow ball gets stuck in Matt's beard*
    me: *laughs to death because of how funny it is and breaks cheek bones*

  • @vannahfrusher5549
    @vannahfrusher5549 Před 3 lety +5

    I love how nearly every video Tanner does something where someone says his name in dissapointment

  • @lannew713
    @lannew713 Před 4 lety +32

    tanner: is holding his eyes shut
    also tanner: i can't see anymore

  • @owencalder5235
    @owencalder5235 Před 4 lety +79

    "Why do you guys shoot like you're a gangsters?"
    -Matthias 2019

  • @jolty2893
    @jolty2893 Před 4 lety +6

    Tanner: "where we rate products Dope"
    *silence*
    Tanner: "Or nope"
    Matt: Saw that coming"
    XD

  • @Gt_Mn_HnN
    @Gt_Mn_HnN Před 4 lety +8

    When tanner gets interrupted by Matthias and makes this face 😖
    Me: laughing my tiny heart out

  • @hannamonge8300
    @hannamonge8300 Před 4 lety +22

    “These toy weapons are too dangerous for children.”
    3 “grown-ups” play with the toy weapons and do harm to each other more than kids probably would using them 😂😂😂
    I have to say this video is a MEGA DOPE!!!

    • @joeytofil2259
      @joeytofil2259 Před 3 lety

      Depends on how creative they are, I once put tacks in this old hollow rubber bullets of a little plastic air gun. That sucker would stick in the wall 10 feet away!

  • @bahoogashmoop3962
    @bahoogashmoop3962 Před 4 lety +243

    Matthias: “I don’t spend more than a dime”
    Also Matthias: **Owns a Tesla**

    • @akbarvoxobov1671
      @akbarvoxobov1671 Před 4 lety +5

      First time taking a bath is one of the most expensive treatments in America you know it has been arrested in recent seasons as well as the possibility for an outbreak of pneumonia and pneumonia in children with Zika virus in its area of about half the population on average since it began in late December in a video of her mother in law enforcement on her Facebook account in new Jersey city

    • @TV-pr9ep
      @TV-pr9ep Před 4 lety +1

      Teslas are cheap

    • @tesstickles1315
      @tesstickles1315 Před 4 lety +3

      T V uhhhhhh ok buddy

    • @sujeilvega
      @sujeilvega Před 4 lety +1

      True

    • @byronwestbrook6521
      @byronwestbrook6521 Před 4 lety +2

      Is that trump the real dude. I don't think he is but just wanting to make sure. If he was i would tell him how good he is

  • @GoblinLord
    @GoblinLord Před 4 lety +8

    "if worse comes to worst, you could just Pistol whip someone with it"
    Me: Gets a melee kill to conserve ammo
    Everyone else at my little brother's birthday party: (surprised pikachu)

  • @zim6622
    @zim6622 Před 4 lety +5

    19:06 they sell those in Dollar Tree here. I’m in the Midwest so Matt was right. They are pretty cool ngl

  • @smokehoppr
    @smokehoppr Před 4 lety +18

    Tanner: "This thing is danger"
    continues to make people choose a number before being executed.

  • @jayceshaw9202
    @jayceshaw9202 Před 4 lety +47

    "don't look down the barrel"
    that should be known already 😂

  • @mushtaqfraz5641
    @mushtaqfraz5641 Před 4 lety +7

    “He’s finally back from the store after 10 years”
    I died

  • @psychodoglover2771
    @psychodoglover2771 Před 4 lety +2

    If you paint that gun Black like a real gun you can prank somebody with it 8:22

  • @Me-wg2zh
    @Me-wg2zh Před 4 lety +15

    Matthias: “talks about rubber machine gun”
    Me: “I am confusion”

  • @elderwolves
    @elderwolves Před 4 lety +28

    Sudden mass nostalgia for the days when Brian was Mathias' main squeeze, just two bros in a room testing products.
    In the hot seat at all times......
    We miss you, Brian!

  • @AngelGoddess108
    @AngelGoddess108 Před 4 lety +2

    10:24 Michael "hey" is so cute 🤣❤

  • @Amesxs
    @Amesxs Před 3 lety +3

    I like how robert just been standing still

  • @arwen_queens_21
    @arwen_queens_21 Před 4 lety +115

    Tanner : you can’t reply
    Comments: yes we can

  • @ashleyroman4046
    @ashleyroman4046 Před 4 lety +6

    8:16 and that is how Tanner officially lost an eye.
    R. I. P. Tanner's eye

  • @VyseM4H
    @VyseM4H Před 4 lety +1

    Yall just brought back some repressed memories lol
    The little pop gun at 19:56 I brought to school one time when I was a kid in San Diego in 96.
    Idk if I had told anybody if I had it on me but I remember getting dragged to the principals office and he knew damn well I had it on me, for a moment he thought it was a real gun asking why the plastic covering for a plastic pop gun didn't come off. He took my gun told me to leave then the police went in his office as I was stepping out.
    Never realized how bad of a problem this kinda stuff was till I grew up.

  • @typicalkris6423
    @typicalkris6423 Před 3 lety +3

    Every time the camera zooms in on Tanner, all I can look at is that fish swimming around in the background 😂

  • @Y2k.ziek05
    @Y2k.ziek05 Před 4 lety +20

    Tanner: it’s means
    Matt:I’ll tell you

  • @densetsu0019
    @densetsu0019 Před 4 lety +7

    20:32 when michael was shocked in the sound of the gun HAHA

  • @lumpyspaceprincess690
    @lumpyspaceprincess690 Před 4 lety +9

    Tanner: “And dad comes in after being at the store for ten years “.
    Me: damn 😭😂😂

  • @roldanmartinez6959
    @roldanmartinez6959 Před 3 lety +6

    What Adults see:
    *Kids playing*
    What Kids see:
    *Lego robbing a bank*

  • @kanmeridoc1784
    @kanmeridoc1784 Před 4 lety +15

    "Nothing more emasculating" -Tanner. Also Tanner: scared of a toy gun because it looks like a 1911.

  • @forestfoxoutdoors4237
    @forestfoxoutdoors4237 Před 4 lety +105

    Says “have you not held a gun before?”
    Meanwhile he can’t even load a mag correctly 🧐☝️

  • @Ajacob778
    @Ajacob778 Před 3 lety +3

    I used the one with the caps, we usually put a small bit, I mean like a huge bit of gunpowder and that thing was powerful, it would have so much kickback and would melt the plastic. It was crazy!

  • @emmy7983
    @emmy7983 Před 3 lety +4

    11:26 this is proof in irl Tanner is an evil genius

  • @user-fm9ej4yt6y
    @user-fm9ej4yt6y Před 4 lety +246

    Any of y’all remember matthias when he didn’t have a beard?

  • @alexandriaseilhamer6842
    @alexandriaseilhamer6842 Před 4 lety +24

    How can someone be early is my question? Posted 32 seconds ago is the perfect time to watch

  • @Iazibones
    @Iazibones Před 3 lety

    In the first 30 seconds I already love this channel

  • @PennyTheSnake
    @PennyTheSnake Před 2 lety +1

    Tanner: "Michael ill protect you from the evil- OW"

  • @wertbe1718
    @wertbe1718 Před 4 lety +16

    Matt: *asks tanner something*
    Tanner: *starts to respond and manages to get a syllable out*
    Matt: *immediately interrupts Tanner and says the answer*

  • @BestJelq
    @BestJelq Před 4 lety +7

    8:12 I died Michael I’m protecting u from that evil oww

  • @jessbrown3884
    @jessbrown3884 Před 4 lety +3

    for a good second or two I really thought that the fish behind tanner was real haha

  • @chadyates9902
    @chadyates9902 Před 3 lety

    This is the best episode ever!🤣🤣🤣

  • @lukeverrelli7886
    @lukeverrelli7886 Před 4 lety +80

    The D-dart meeting sounds like Italians in the kitchen

    • @smiles5054
      @smiles5054 Před 4 lety +5

      The d-designers who d-design the D-dart gun is-doofuses and got d-distracted naming the D-dart gun

    • @smiles5054
      @smiles5054 Před 4 lety +1

      D-deez nutz

    • @ultrandz1089
      @ultrandz1089 Před 4 lety +1

      nice

    • @djleonard14
      @djleonard14 Před 3 lety

      I don't know if im offended or dissopointed in the internet please its d dart not ddart

    • @BOOST_sounds
      @BOOST_sounds Před 3 lety

      @@djleonard14 it's a joke lol

  • @nateh9246
    @nateh9246 Před 4 lety +47

    Only mildly disappointed that no "for rectal use only" stickers were put on any of these

  • @rgrilley5964
    @rgrilley5964 Před 3 lety +30

    Anyone else sad that BU is gone. :(

  • @foxyfnafpt6540
    @foxyfnafpt6540 Před 2 lety

    10:45 that bullet really did a number on Matt's mic, it sounds so stadicy now 😂

  • @coolman2347
    @coolman2347 Před 4 lety +3

    13:15 why is this fire 🔥

  • @marayacarlton5916
    @marayacarlton5916 Před 4 lety +43

    Matthias: "Gun"
    CZcams: ITS A BLASTER! NOT A G**, DEMONITIZED!

  • @originalgarciao.g.family1327

    The cap gun for me is at my local dollar tree everywhere

  • @TranscenDaMental
    @TranscenDaMental Před 4 lety +1

    13:52 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I don't know why I find this so funny! Reminds me of Robin Williams!

  • @jker4802
    @jker4802 Před 4 lety +10

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Matthias: That could take out an eye

    • @stupiddonkey983
      @stupiddonkey983 Před 4 lety

      Advantage he’s a parent that’s what every parent says it weird and scary 😬

  • @murry001
    @murry001 Před 4 lety +111

    "Have you never held a gun before?!" - America.

  • @pungaboy
    @pungaboy Před 3 lety +23

    That d-dart gun is actually pretty good for not being a n-nerf gun

  • @diningsock3316
    @diningsock3316 Před 3 lety +1

    "Are you ready to go into the wilderness Johnny" XD

  • @qwaszxcvbnm7
    @qwaszxcvbnm7 Před 4 lety +16

    "who would've expected it to work on that one"

  • @ithajj1
    @ithajj1 Před 4 lety +72

    Matt: "This item is a like to buy...Whats that mean tanner?"
    Tanner: "That means we are never actually going to buy it"

    • @shadowphaser244
      @shadowphaser244 Před 4 lety +1

      James j no I have seen them use the like to buys

    • @micahhradil2551
      @micahhradil2551 Před 4 lety

      Shadow Phaser tell that to tanner dumbass

    • @Fightingbella
      @Fightingbella Před 4 lety

      There's a video they did awhile back explaining that they do buy them, they just don't show them on the videos sometimes because it takes months to get there
      czcams.com/video/27xqX66stZs/video.html
      Here's the link to that video explaining it

  • @maybeacoolguy
    @maybeacoolguy Před rokem +1

    "we can't buy this awesome buckshot pistol for 100 bucks"
    *proceeds to buy a gun that shoots air for 140 bucks*

  • @aimeeleeton5647
    @aimeeleeton5647 Před 4 lety +2

    Tanner: “You feel lucky, punk?”
    Me: IRONHIDE!!!!!!!
    If you do not know. Transformers

    • @TriciaJeanWhitemanVarner
      @TriciaJeanWhitemanVarner Před 4 lety +1

      Hey stop it you’re doing bully comments that mean OK so can we not do that I’m trying to talk some sense into you like that’s not very nice you have to be nice on the Internet not mean

  • @_marcekz
    @_marcekz Před 4 lety +3

    the fact that tanner has one of those limited jeremy zucker tie dye hoodies >>>>

  • @shannonelmer3860
    @shannonelmer3860 Před 4 lety +52

    “I’ve only spent a dime or less” but he has spent $400.00 on an enflatable flamingo. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 edit: I spelt inflatable wrong.

  • @Zoin72
    @Zoin72 Před 3 lety +2

    I was playing with the orange revolver and the orange 1911 when I saw the intro.

  • @0510wa
    @0510wa Před 4 lety

    this was so fuiggin funny 😂😂😂

  • @sircookiewaffle1828
    @sircookiewaffle1828 Před 4 lety +31

    16:35
    " it was blowing some people's ears out"
    Not even a minute later
    *Points it at tanners ear*

  • @davester5234
    @davester5234 Před 4 lety +4

    In Texas they have those popper guns that look like shotguns & stuff, they are dope!

  • @Crimson_Mando
    @Crimson_Mando Před 4 lety

    2;57 "its gonna hurt him" *giggles in airsoft*

  • @redhawkrobin
    @redhawkrobin Před 3 lety +2

    Sending the weapon back to the seller. That was a brilliant idea! I can finally get my revenge! (Just kidding)

  • @brandimunguia
    @brandimunguia Před 4 lety +5

    I can’t imagine how much time and effort it takes to reload that rubberband gun just for 30 seconds of shooting.

  • @reapingjoker4198
    @reapingjoker4198 Před 4 lety +9

    "It's hard to catch an arrow." Meanwhile in Australia with Anthony Kelly, "Catching arrows for days."

  • @YuvanTirunagari
    @YuvanTirunagari Před 4 lety +2

    Matthias: tells that he does'nt waste a dime when is swimming in money

  • @alphakennybody5740
    @alphakennybody5740 Před 3 lety +1

    8:16 OMG! Matt got a 360 no scope at tan’s eye!

  • @tyffaneelavely8087
    @tyffaneelavely8087 Před 4 lety +7

    Nice touch with the giant foot stomping down on Michael, Robert lol. Also really loved the rap you made with Tanner. We all need to give a 'like' for Robert, and his hilariously awesome editing. He puts a lot of work into each video. It's a lot more than most of you know ;)

    • @ronanwilding
      @ronanwilding Před 2 lety

      Robert idk

    • @_Nick_Rick_
      @_Nick_Rick_ Před 2 lety

      @@ronanwilding I knew I wasn't the only one who noticed that.

  • @XO_blair_OX
    @XO_blair_OX Před 4 lety +43

    Yall missed a great opportunity, d-dart, d-dope......

  • @kimterry348
    @kimterry348 Před 3 lety +1

    19:10 hey have that super bang revolver right now (and also you have to pull the hammer back after every shot)

  • @SDSypher
    @SDSypher Před 3 lety +1

    I used to have the same thing as that first dart gun when I was little, except it was a Ben-10 wrist cannon that shot discs and rotated around your arm

  • @niyan9957
    @niyan9957 Před 4 lety +5

    Matt: Why are you shooting like a gangster? just shoot it like an actually gun
    😂😂😂😂

  • @snaileypooaltacc
    @snaileypooaltacc Před 4 lety +11

    I've been having such a bad month, but you guys never fail to make me smile. Your videos are amazing, keep it up. ❤

  • @quadlife6282
    @quadlife6282 Před 4 lety +1

    20:00 I had one of those. They where fun and where I lived at the time it echoed around the neighborhood.

  • @robloxgamerdj8981
    @robloxgamerdj8981 Před 4 lety

    Matthias you got a good watch on that wrist XD lol

  • @samanthadellar5631
    @samanthadellar5631 Před 4 lety +26

    You should do a “Every Dope Ever” so a compilation

  • @maridraws4571
    @maridraws4571 Před 4 lety +4

    I'm feeling really sick today and this actually made me smile and laugh and feel a little bit better. Thanks!!

  • @tjh3873
    @tjh3873 Před 4 lety +2

    I have that handmade wood crossbow! It is a MEGA DOPE!

  • @ajmod73
    @ajmod73 Před 4 lety +221

    “Ten Weapons that are actually dangerous”
    Isn’t that what a weapon is supposed to be?

    • @OliverEye
      @OliverEye Před 4 lety +9

      Can you not read? It said Ten TOY weapons that are actually dangerous.

    • @ricksanchez7999
      @ricksanchez7999 Před 4 lety +4

      ajmod73 haha even though it’s a toy it’s still called a weapon so it’s meant to do something :p

    • @4ndym66
      @4ndym66 Před 4 lety +2

      ROTZ LÖFFEL it’s PRETEND that’s what they meant it’s supposed to replicate a real weapon with out danger

    • @ricksanchez7999
      @ricksanchez7999 Před 4 lety

      Andy M I’d think it’s dangerous if I have a nerf dart suctioned to my eyeball... not only that but to think about infections and pinkeye staphylococcus and others... I’ve always hated toys besides real guns and cars LOL those are meh toys hehe 😜

    • @David-vd4sd
      @David-vd4sd Před 4 lety +5

      I know what you're thinking
      I've known it since you tuned in
      You're thinking I CAN'T FREESTYLE RAP!
      Well I've had it up to here with people assuming ogres can't break it down
      SOMEBODY LAY DOWN A BEAT (I got a donkey who's wonky, yo)
      Fee Fee Fi Fi Fo Fo Fun, Shrek ain't no average ogre son!
      I got a donkey who's wonky and I live in the swamp
      If you're feeling this ogre let me hear you stomp
      Say Shrek, Shrek oh how'd you get so green?
      Shrek, Shrek yo what's your favorite cuisine?
      I eat frogs and bugs and dung beetle pie
      Sometimes I eat my snot and I don't know why
      Give me mud, be my bud, but don't be no dud
      I be rocking this vest 'cause I'm original stud
      Fee Fee Fi Fi Fo Fo Fum, Shrek ain't no average ogre son!
      Three pigs here's what I build a house out of pain
      And then I put Humpty back together again
      Oh Pinocchio's nose it keeps on getting longer
      But me and my donkey we be getting stronger!
      Tell Snow White and Red Riding Hood
      Shrek's in town yo, he knows what's good
      If you're looking for rhymes put away that map
      Nothing's better than Shrek 'cause this ogre, CAN RAP!

  • @Fashionetta1
    @Fashionetta1 Před 4 lety +10

    “What else is a home wrecker besides a schlemmer?”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Grim_R3AP3R420
    @Grim_R3AP3R420 Před 4 lety +5

    10:27 who else thought tanner destroyed the cam 😂😂😆

  • @johnniesmith3473
    @johnniesmith3473 Před 4 lety +2

    When matts beard looks like his chin you know its gonna be a good day for matt but a bad one for tanner

  • @kanedrows5710
    @kanedrows5710 Před 4 lety +1

    8:14 Tanner became Carl.
    TWD reference brought to you by a guy who never watched it