My Morning Routine (Skitzo)
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- čas přidán 22. 04. 2015
- After much request, here is My Morning Routine, hope we did this right?
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Poor Hanate..
I'm sorry for your losses
RIP Hanates three fathers..
Yeah. Rip hanates dads :(
plot twist you're his dad
Jennifer Kim You're his father, this guy's his father, that guy's his father, I'M his father!! Are there any other fathers I should know about?!
*meow*
Jennifer Kim Ohhhhhh snap!
I am your biological mother
"So the first thing i do in the morning is wake up" regina logic
@Xian Kunz we live different lives
It’s open your eyes
Some people sleep at morning and wake up at afternoon
that's damn funny when i read it out. haha!!
lmao, I fall asleep every morning
regina's was the best inception story ever
I would pay money to watch her horror show
Same though
Tears were streaming down my cheeks... and that's when I realised that my tears were actually my father
LMFAO
Haha
NOHRIAN SCUM
Thank you Leo Fire Emblem for your insight
amen
"And that's when I realize, this innocent old lady I killed... WAS MY DAD"
That cat I ran over was MY DAD
And tears running down his face like things
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
-_- like........WTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The joke was you were probably expecting: that innocent old lady was my MOM.
When Hanate's voice turned southern, I literally died
Mengo IKR
That was so hilarious! Typical Hanate epicness!
and that's when he realized your his dad
And that's when I realized Hanate was Canadian
that was an epic matthew mcconaughey voice impression i think, can't be the ony one !
when stay home cook rice actually becomes relevant
Wait what are you guys talking about? His new vid?
@@artemissrijan473 wait no guys i meant quarantine lmao
@@stretchscreamers Halloween skitzo. A year ago, I guess. 30 min long.
@@abi__693 ah shit. Haha
@@abi__693 so I deleted my comment.
sometimes i forget they’re all the same person
JJ Unicorn ME TOO
Me too lol
That’s how good the acting is
I know the acting is just so convincing😂
I sometimes shoot a man I thought as breaking into my house, then realize that it was Ryan again.
I forget they are the same person.
Ughh.. I only realized just now that Skitzo was short for schizophrenic
OMG I never noticed that
Neko Karma skit and schizophrenia I guess haha
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!??
Neko Karma 😱😱😱😱😱
how the hell did I not know that?!?!?!
you smartie
Neko Karma Oh my gosh...
Does anyone else legitimately forget sometimes that these characters are all played by Ryan
I just pretend their deferent people
I refuse to believe they are all Ryan 🤣
They legit seem like different people. He’s such a good actor
Yesssss😂😂
@@papatituslxix1502 yeah😂😂😂
R-dizzle: *threatening Ryan with a gun
Ryan: *cowering in fear
Hanate: i'm here to
Legend has it that.......
Hanate is still killing his fathers.
That's really the cause of covid. Stay home, cook rice.
@grandpa grandpa
This innocent lady... WAS MY DAD!
John Smith which was clearly taken from Smosh
And? Ryan and Smosh are friends anyway.
But it's still overused
Paolo Torres Okay, I guess so. It's still okay though, not a big deal.
wait what
Hanate's my favorite
Asdfghjkl same
Asdfghjkl 'stay home cook rice'
Hanate 2015
Asdfghjkl I know!!!!!!!!!!!
Asdfghjkl i like R-Dizzle
I Don't Like This
i was about to sub to Ryan until i realized... the Man i almost subbed to... *WAS MY DAD!*
Haha
Miraculous LadyBase soooo...did u ever sub to him? 😂😂
That is the one good comment on the fucking thing called ngahga
But.... he’s my dad too.....
and that killed him. Tears were steaming down my face like a burst water pipe.
“Regina” is a actually Ryan....I need to remember that
😂😂
What?? You're telling me they're the same person?!?
Floofette 😂😂😂
@erxed Regina is made up as well, it’s all *hanate*
@erxed but u know what’s weirder? Hanate is ryan, but Ryan is hanate, right? That’s what scientists have called the Ryan paradox
Regina's routine was half the video.
Spud it was only 2 or 3 mins
I wish I had Regina's makeup collection
CuriouslyAshley I sell it, it's only $20 for some French Crayole brand. For some Shar-pee it is only $10 per. If you order now it's half price! Call 1-800-Ima-fake for more information
Me to even though Regina's make up in the routine obviously isn't makeup but when Ryan does the thing when u play different charters is at once waiting for Regina and I wonder how he got the name for Regina but that's not rely important so while he's waiting and she arrives she obviously is wearing make up and it takes a hour to put on her 'lipstick' when it's obviously not and I prefer the normal lipstick so actually I don't want her collection because it it's not real make up and I'm curious if someone will rea- Wha oh its mourning. Morning random ppl idk =D
***** Actually we do have that, with 2 minute shipping! Just say the secret code (1234password) at 1-800-Ima-Fake and it will only cost you two dollars! (Per second it's in shipping, and we are not responsible for any bodily or emotional harm that our Paper Toilet made out of toilet paper provides)
It can, it will cost you about $500 more but that's almost nothing compared to the amount of dollar bills you get with it! Just call 1-800-Ima-fake for more information
Alright! That will be about... $1400 dollars for the two minute shipping! Nice doing business!
"I'm not troll I human." 😂😂
Hanate’s backstory makes you realize his tragedy. His death really makes you sad too though. Traumatized, ignored, and then deluded. 😤😪
The moment I realise that my morning routine is the same as R-Dizzle's.
γεια
+Theano Tzoufas γεια
+Theano Tzoufas γεια σου Θεανώ
omg a Greek comment is one of the top ones my life is complete!! γειααα
Anorilous 13 ☺😊😇
I love how everybody protects Hanate
He's a murderer.
Let’s be honest..Ryan was our childhood crush. 😭 he’s just so creative and cool it’s hard not to fall for such a person
Ryan; that’s not an easy mistake
Regina:
don’t be mean to him!
R-dizzle: yeah, his father just died!
Regina: yeah! All three of them!
Lmao I swear I love Regina
Me too
😂 😂 😂
I... don't
Wouldn't regina's morning keep repeating then
Sharkz Illawong that's thejoke
R-Dizzle too
ITS LIKE MATRIX AND INCEPTION
forever and ever
Mackay Lee R-Dizzle's one would too and Hanate's would continue, as random people will proclaim they are his dad when he kills them
R-Dizzle.. we have similar daily routine.. Except for the Candy Crush part..
ok, I don't mean to offend you, but you are aware that these are not real people and there all Ryan playing other Characters right?
@@noahleavitt2255 yeah dude it's pretty obvious
@@noahleavitt2255 ...
@@noahleavitt2255 bro...
@@noahleavitt2255 I...he’s not...you know what never mind
“brush my little Bush downstairs”
No one gonna mention that?
Just me?
....ok
2:54 how about how regina backwards looks like a little racist word xD
Yeah I was thinking that too but went quiet 😂
Im black(kinda) so i can say nigga
Does no one notice that she never mentioned showering
I just realized.... no no no no no no no god please no
“And back to the basics, then I jump right back on that CoC and repeat” - R Dizzle
Hanate completes my life
Agreed
Yaaaaasss
+ShowJumper569 agreed
Yes
+Kalliance1 watch the whole vid at the end it was hanate tellingth e story he still alive
I wanna say this is one of your best videos ever but then I remember that all your videos are the best videos ever and I kinda...
Candifloss I feel you, bro...
Candifloss sameeee
Cayla Cruz Candifloss i feel the feeling, THE TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN!!
Ryan will always be #1 no matter what year it is
You should make a “I stay home cook rice.” Shirt
If you look closely, you can see that they're the same person.
It is the same person!!!
Died laughing at this comment XD
fake
Jonathan Yap OMG
No no you have it all wrong, Ryan has siblings that look just like him. #teehee
"My routine goes a little something like this: Every morning i wake up, afraid. Afraid from my life. Gunfire, screams. Before i know it i hear banging on my door, someone trying break in. That's when i grab the gun that i keep under my pillow. And count down. 4. 3. 2. 1. I fired the moment that door opened before i could even get a good look at who it is. But as i'm about to leave, I realized, that I know this man. He's my father. Tears, coming down my face like a waterfall being chased by the TLC. And i just run. Get in my car and head straight for my psychologist. In ten years, because i don't know who else to talk to. I told him the whole story, and he tells me, 'Hanate, you shouldn't be sad. Cause your daddy didn't die.' I say, 'What?' that's when he tells me, 'Hanate, I am your dad.' And i don't know what to do, i don't know if i should feel happy, or betrayed and i just close my eyes and blackout. And when i opened them, I found my psychologist, my dad, dead. I shot him. I hear sirens coming. That's when I get back in my car, and start driving again. Tears are coming down my face like a K-pop star movie ninja assassin. Like rain. And it blurs my vision. Right as an old woman crosses the street. I slap my brakes. I lose control of the car and hit her. I hit an old lady. I get out, run over to her to see that she's barely alive. I bend down next to her not able to convey how sorry I am. When she stops me, she tells me, 'Come close to me.' and she whispers, 'I forgive you, son. And that's when I realize, this innocent old lady i killed, was my dad. . Tears start coming down like BRUCE DA LEES A FAFORET DRENK!"
How long did that take you?
What if that took longer to do that than writing it?
Billy Bob this fits in my english writing word count
Amnesia?
Ahh
I miss this kind of comedy 😂
When he said "Oh i wake up cook rice" at the end i lost it😂😂😂😂😂
Plus 2019 anyone?
Mustache Cake yeah me
Yes
Same here🤣🤣🤣
If you wouldn't have said "2019 anyone" i would've liked your comment
Slightly unrelated to what you said but almost everyday my mom wakes up she cooks rice 😔👌
That feeling you get when nigahiga uploads...
I know right! Ah...
Jack Wilson Fucking love seeing new videos on his channel..
Jack Wilson IKR??? *=D*
Mmmmm
Ikr!!!
I love how Regina turns the shower on and then doesn't take a shower.
Ammorae Coursey Dude. What happened to your face?
Golden Freddy OOOOOHHHHH rekt
*****
She looks like a heroin addict^^
Golden Freddy Says Freddy XD
Waail Carvalho she looks like a normal person unlike the fucker who goes around criticizing people even though they look normal and you're the on too scared to use your own face as a profile picture
Old lady: “I forgive you... son”
Me: that’s his mother
Hanate: “that lady I just ran over was my DAD..”
Me: HAHAHAHA!!!
Wtf
I thought it was his gramma
Sameee 😂😂😭😭😭
who's here from 2019 missing the old nigahiga videos 😂😂
I don't miss 'em. I cherrish and stay home cook rice
You should have just let him go first... then maybe Tham and Steve would still be alive... And that other dude with the ice.
so you to
So you too
...(sniff)... I mourn the loss of Tham...(sniff) SO MUCH!!!😭
Izzy Fizz its okay
Oh Ray..... He got killed my an ice tray....
My mourning routine not joke, not joke at all. Mah routine routine goes a little something like this every morning i wake up, afraid, fraid for my life. Gun fire, Screams, before I know it I hear bangen on my door. Someone tryin to break in. That's when I grab the gun that I keep under my pillow and count down 4, 3, 2... 1 I fire the moment that door opens before I can even get a good look at who it is but as I'm bout to leave, I realize that I know this man, He's my father. Tears start comin down my face like a waterfall being chased by the TLC (tender, loving, caring) and I just run, get in my car and head straight to my psychologist in 10 years cuz I don't know who else to talk to. I tell him the whole story and he tells me "Hanate, you shouldn't be sad cuz yo daddy didn't die" I say "What?" and that's when he tells me "Hanate, I am your dad" and I don't know what to do, I-I don't know if I should be happy, or betrayed and I just close my eyes and blackout. When I opened them, I find my psychologist, my father dead. I shot him, I hear sirens coming. That's when I get back in my car and start driving again. Tears are comin down my face like a K-pop star in that move "Ninja Assassin", like rain, and it blurs my vision, right as an old lady crossing the street. I slam my brakes. I lose control of the car and hit her. An innocent old lady. I get out and run over to her to see that she's barely alive. I bend down next to her not able to convey how sorry I am when she stops me she tells me "come closer," and she whispers "I forgive you...son," and that's when I realize, this innocent old lady I killed... was my dad. Tears started coming down my face like Bruce Lee favorite drink, Pepsi.
Yes I am still watching this video in 2018, cause of Hanate.
Lmao forgot i wrote this, fark it was 2 years ago 💀
Hanate is the best!
get a life
U know there are captions.. right?
Your deserve A SHIT LOAD OF LIKES!
I read this whole comment before the scene in the video actually happened and thought to myself, “wow, this guy has some awesome writing skills...”
I swear if its just one guy in this room doing it all by itself, massive credit it must have took forever. He made it so funny with no huge editing and is GETTING MY SUBSCRIPTION
I recently just found this channel and Let me tell you I haven't laughed this hard in months
Wow, new lamp! :D
"What do I look like a mathamagician" had me on the floor crying laughing!
Slim how can you be here ;D
Hey slim, I'm a big fan of your videos :D
SLIM?!?
Hi slim ur awesome
Nigahiga is an inspiration to the majority of channels
A wise man once said, "I wake up cook rice!"
Erin Shipley "Ice Tray Hole Coke Rise". Hope you get the ref.
Pragya Jha I stay home cook rice
Reg 1718 I can't take the credit of that awesome pun. It's all Ryan's great creativity. The was in the Halloween video.
Reg 1718 The 30 min long one not the short one.
Reg 1718 Thank you!
6:23 when hanate having a gun actually makes sense now.
Is it wrong that I actually got emotional at Hanate’s mourning routine 😂🤧
If you look really closely, you can see that all the characters are actually Ryan.
orly?
Melvin van Gorkom I know right? *pshh* That's the sound of your mind going boom.
Omg you're a genius😱
Evan Lowenberg u made me rewatch the video and i see it now *mind blown*
MIND BLOWN.
Hanate the killer.
Ice tray hole coke arise
Haha
Rocky! 😃
Rocky saved the day...
...ROCKY THE HERO 🏂🏂🏂🏂🏂🏂🏂🏂🏂
yeah!! go rocky!!
just realized that if you say “Ice tray hole coke rise” it kinda sounds like “I stay home cook rice”
Kinda sad
The last skitzo
That is it though
Hanate:WHERE IS ME RICE!!
Ryan:I ate them
Henate:oh oka I go home cook rice now
"Tears start coming down my face like waterfall being chased by the TLC"
"Tears start coming down my face like a kpop star from that movie ninja assassins, like rain"
"Tears start coming down my face like Bruce Lee's favorite drink,like Pepsi "
"This innocent old lady...WAS MY DAD!"
- Hanate 2015
As a Canadian i can confirm Hanate has a Canadian accent.
PolaroidSeokjin ARMYYYYYY
ARMYYYY x2
Animal can u guys shut the fuck up
Animal can you stop? I'm an army but do you know why the whole "any armys here" started? It's started because antis wanted ppl to start hating on bts and army's so they made themselves look like army's by their profile pic and spammed "ARMY" on every video so ppl will hate bts and army's and know real army's like you contiune to do it
"Im still here"-hanate im dying
This is still hilarious 7 years of watching this multiple times
God I miss Ryan
I saw the rice joke coming a mile away, and yet I still laughed, hehe. Great video!!!
***** me too :D
Yeah so did I and the old lady being his dad thing.
***** same. #XDLOL
Same
***** Yeah me too. Lafd! Hahahaha!
I loved Regina's morning routine
suresh
Kik
suresh murugan "turns out I was actually astral projecting" DECEASED
I wonder how she could open her mouth and not wake up
"Wow then I realise I don't have a boyfriend! Ha ha ha ..." I feel you Regina ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
On a rewatch marathon cuz I miss you sm 🥺💙
"brush my little bush downstairs" lmao ryan
Oh.. I get the joke now😂
Oml I get it😂😂😂. This guy is hilarious!!
I dont get it..
her pubes
"And then i jump back on coc" was another one from r dizzle
The long-awaited return of Skitzo!!!!!!!
JAshton ShIrwin WHOOOOOO!!!!!!
Trystel Pepperoni 卌 69 likes
David Johnston OMG WOW.
100th like!!
Hana Adrienne THANK YOU!!!
*“I’m still here too”*
-hanate
Who came back to these videos after the Regina Among Us video?
I thought Regina was going to do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge at 3.20 -.- phew
Megan Gill Me too
Seriously, fuck that challenge with a hot steel pipe.
Marlon Higgins Not entirely sure how that would work but yeah... it's ridiculous
Megan Gill same here
I thought the same thing. Seriously though, that challenge is stupid. Their big swollen lips look more disgusting than attractive in my opinion
#stayhomecookrice
Ice tray hole coke rise
#IcetrayHoleCokeRise
#gotrice?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!😐😑😠😤😡😤😡😤😡😤😡😡😡👿
+Gumball Watterson! I love your name and profile pic
Anyone also here rewatching skitzo because of quarantine?
Had to comeback and watch because of Ryan’s twitch stream roleplay among us.
same. Seeing regina reminded me how much I missed skitzo and his youtube vids
"tears are coming down my face like kpop star in that movie Ninja Assassin, like rain"
oH mY gOd RYAN
I kNoW RigHT?!
PS: ARMY?! KAYPOP FAN?!?!?!?!?!??!? yassssss
Kim Minseokkie YES I'M AN ARMY XD KPOP FAN TOO :D
ARMY >•< jungkook ma baby
Isadora Brennand ARMY
Army? Is there any soldiers mentioned in the video? I don't get it.
i'm guessing about 5 people understood the "tlc - waterfall" joke..
2J I got it and I'm sure others did too.
2J Don't go chasing waterfalls...
2J + enas akoma
2J ti kaneis edw re?
Dont go chasin waterfalls something something something soomeethingg. What about your frieends are they gonna be around are the gonnna something something somethingh ohhh
I've watched these vids so many times and it never gets old
Ryan:I guess Russian blue
R dizzle:You think I look like a Russian blue?!
Hanate:I’m still in two
R dizzle:*almost shoots*
R dizzle:Oh I could see that!
Me:HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Naomi Gacha it was obvious that would happen
Hanate said I'm still here too not I'm in two
wakeupcookrice
XDthejulianXD can you explain this joke for me?
Farah Nabihah aaaaand he said
When the sun RISEs up
XDthejulianXD HAHA i read that with Hanate's voice XD
TEEHEE XD thats Funny
***** Still don't get the joke, but thanks.. haha.. #asiandoesn'tgetasianjoke
I stay home cook rice..
I stay home cook rice...
(Please turn that phrase Hante says into a rap song...)
Starlight Shimmer yess
I just wanna stay home and cook rise, cook rise,
and eat them along with my French Fries, French fries,
just like my Dads told me all three
they said eat rice and you'll be free
I stay home cook rice I stay home cook rice
Some people are going to tell you that it is a troll
They are just some haters who tell lies
I find them quite droll
yeah I am terrible at rapping, I will stop
Eccentric Horse11 l
@@lamaduckie932 wtf bro its rap that was a big mistake
@@lordsumitsah u ain't here long enough my friend, that's a whooosh for u xd
1:27 Hanate’s reaction has me dead😂😂
That’s one of the most funniest things I’ve ever seen rayan bring back the skits.
Am I the only one that thinks Ryan deserves WAY more subscribers than pewdiepie??
Ryan doesnt upload everyday like pewds o.o so no...no
Pewdiepie doesn't put as much effort so.... Yeh
Josh matthias fuck u
Tawhid Chowdhury can u not
Their videos are categorized differently. Pewds does gaming. Ryan does comedy. Not the same, they both deserve the same amount of subs though.
OH! I WAKE UP! ....cook rice
XD
Your picture
+Crybaby///Blurryface what about it
+Kellan L. Dats Twenty One Pilots my cousin is a really big fan of them
Moon Light omg i am such twenty one pilots trash (look it up)
Watched this again after ages, it's still priceless
Rewatching Ryan’s videos are so comforting :)
Yes! Haha, I love these!
***** toby? nice seeing you here;)
Tobi were you always a nigahiga fan that's so cool
I luv tobi
Tobi! *_*
Hey tobi
"I wake up cook rice!" Lol I love Hanate
OMG Army is everywhere :O im one of them too ;))
+tsendayush zayadorj SAAAME!!!
army
ARMY are EVERYWHERE >•
Same!😄
Ryan is so smart. I love the whole crew, u guys always make me smile whatever mood I'm in 😊
I love coming back to this video, always laugh my butt off
this was hilarious, Ryan i literally love you !!
carmie
Tom de kok +1
touchdalight No you don't. You figuratively love him.
Connor Griffith Yes I do know.
He could
my morning routine: wake up and spend 20 min trying to get out of bed
love ur vids ryan been here since how to be emo loool
Totally that's how I am.!
***** hours
Nico Cramer Bornemann lol!
"THEN I JUMP BACK ON THAT COC"
“And then, as Ryan was yelling at me, I realized...”
*he was my father*
ive got to try the lip dip
Lol!!
XD
omg yes xD
There is a Jen lip challenge from a popularMMos video and you have to stick your lips in a hole for 5 hours
Yes, we know. That's not related to this though..
"Oh I wake up cook rice" How did I not see that one coming? 😂 😂 😂
Tivon Salahuddin Haha I think we all got caught a little off guard. ;) I hope you're having a wonderful day!
Tivon Salahuddin I saw it coming but I still couldn't stop myself from laughing lol
***** Thank you Ciarra! I was having a pretty bad day, but your comment, Ryan's video, and a little old-fashioned karaoke session made it better! :)
Tivon Salahuddin You're welcome, friend. I'm glad I could shine a little light on your day. You deserve happiness :)
***** Thank you for being so kind, we need more people like you in this world :)
2:48 "Brush my lil bush downstairs", if u know what I mean🤣
Ryan...... I’m speechless
I literally cried when Hanate had that accent and started his “morning” routine
WE NEED A HOW TO BE A GANGSTER PART 2 WITH JUST YOU AND SEAN.
WE NEED IT.
NEEEEEEEEEEED IT.
YEEEEEES!!!
Don't ruin it
1. How to be Ninja
2. How to be Gangster
3. How to be Emo
4. How to be Nerd
5. How to be ?????
NO
Haley Dewings Ey?
Damn, Hanate is such a bomb 😂😂😂
Giao Nguyen agreed😂
HANATEEHEE
CrazyWizard CWF HANATEEHEE
He no bomb, he human
Griffin Schumow ,
Hanate's dad is not dead yet but legends say he is cooking rice
2:48 That joke went way over my head as a kid 💀
Yoo
"brush my little bush downstairs" HAHAHAHA omg
Anyone also coming here after watching 'The last skitzo'?
yes
yep I rewatched all the skitzos after seeing the last skitzo
Yep
yeah.... i did that too
me
These videos never get old
This is one of the greatest Nigahiga videos of all time