Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe. Epic Rap Battles of History
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- Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe. Epic Rap Battles of History
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Marilyn Mornoe: Kimmy Gatewood
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Cleopatra: Angela Trimbur
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John F. Kennedy: Nice Peter
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Written by:
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Nice Peter
Mixed by:
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Directed by:
Dave McCary
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Dave McCary, Andrew Sherman and Nice Peter
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Jon Na
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Mary Gutfleisch and Natalia Fedner
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How girls fight: slap, bite, scratch, pull hair
How women fight:
Lol
i agree
Haha
Now I am imagining 2 grannys down the street in a fight and now they decided to have a rap battle .
Aadi Pandey 😂😂 my cat can get stuck in a tree the fastest
8 years later and “Miss Carriage” still stings
yep.... btw can u tell me the name of the song in background 🤔🤨🤨
Prakhar Singh Rawat I think it’s an original beat if I’m correct?
@@CATGUTZ original beat of what?? I'm sure I've heard it b4🤔🤔
@@prakharsinghrawat1442 nope you must be thinking of a diffrent this is a ERB original
@@youraveragepizzaenjoyer4575 bro just search ancient Egyptian music..... it sounds exactly the same as this 1.
Man, Cleopatra crushed all remaining hope marylin had with that miss carriage line
Nope telling someone they had crabs in hieroglyphs beats that hands down. I am lucky number 7 and an only child.
@@Dermacrosisnumber 7 and an only child, yikes. sorry im on cleo with this one too
@@Dermacrosisyou’re dunce af lmao
@@Dermacrosis cleo won
@@Dermacrosis The crabs line was weak. It sounded like something a middle schooler would say. It sounds like you’re a bit biased there, bud. Cleo crushed Monroe.
I love how aggressive the actresses are. Not only are they delivering killer disses but they also literally yell at each other with pure and strong hatred lol
For real, this shit felt personal lol
They didn’t yell at eachother at a camera then edited. Maybe they were together for some shots though idk. This battle was to short I think it’s the shortest battle I think one of my favorites though it was funny when it came out. It sucks they barely upload anymore and the battles are hit or miss with who they choose sometimes I feel like they had way better options than what they did since the dont upload as much it matters a lot who they choose cause it’s not like oh it’s fine we’ll just do this one next week it’s next year now they got way more views they are still successful but I guess they have enough money and stuff now to just chill and come back when they want to now.
@@mrthanos8140 no... Not like the actors had personal beef... They just did a good job of displaying the condescending emotion that two arguing icons would likely adopt lol it's a good performance, not real problems lol
@@GrimmNastyy yea they did good
Girls fight be like that
The miss carriage comment was fucking brutal
I cringe everytime. Like, _damn._
that line had me like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW SHIT
#Savage
LordPokemon 588 #Savage
Lizzy Troy I know right
Are we gonna ignore Cleopatra's hip game?
@@EneSacarification her hip moves-literally
BRUH.
She’s a good belly dancer
Its Fine it was plus ultra
Natalya Calista GO BEYOND PLUS ULTRAAAAA
Still a more accurate documentary about Cleopatra than Netflix's version
a more accurate portrayal lol
Burn!
I was not prepared for such savagery this morning!!! Thank you and have a good day.
Thank you!
better cast as well lol
The way she says "A CANDLE IN THE WIND WHO CAN'T ACT FOR SHIT" was so savage lol!!
Telling someone they have crabs in hieroglyphs is even more savage. 🙂
@@Dermacrosis miss carriage is more savage
@@mynamejeff4642 k all the of those is savage let’s not turn this into a civil war lol
@@ItsyaboiDillon Erm where are you getting civil war from? People can disagree on somethings without it causing problems you know. Talk about trying to make a drama out of nothing.
@@mynamejeff4642 My mum disagrees and I am lucky number 7 also an only child. Even she though the hiero was slightly more savage than Miss Carriage. Which I will say did surprise me a lot I thought she would have gone with you on this.
Who ever writes these is a genius.
This is the most savage rap battle. You'd think these two actually hate each other.
I don't think there is a man in the world that can rap against either of them. lol
Women
Zeus vs Thor, nuff said
Idk man, Clint Eastwood still terrorizes me to this date
Nah for real
Cleopatra won but damn marilyn monroe sounded like she was about to murder her with that carpet line.
Monroe threw a punch with the carpet line, to which Cleo replied by promptly nuking her whole shit to oblivion with the miss carriage one
Totally
My like turned it into 1k likes
I like how the actress instantly went from cute and harmless to "I'm going to punch your face in".
I'm beginning to think that most girls are just acting cute and harmless.....
Cause she didn't want to loose so she wanted to kill her competitor
This is EASILY one of the most vicious, brutal battles in the history of ERB, and the fact that it’s also one of the shortest is truly amazing. Every line is just pure carnage, no mercy on either side
I thought Marilyn had it won after "Somebody wrap this bitch back up in a carpet."
Boy, was I wrong
i didnt even realize it was 1:45 until i read this comment, thats how crazy it is
True
its absolute fire. If it went on longer someone would die....
More than a decade and the "Miss Carriage" line stills the most savage thing ever made by ERB
My jaw fell off.
I like that one, and Ash Ketchum's Scarlett Fever and TB, gotta catch 'em all.
"You've lost so many babies we should call you Miss Carriage. "
bruh
Cleo has no chill
I think I died at that
+Saikorux I totally agree Marilyn Monroe clearly won
Your profile picture makes this comment all the more better xD
Omg Marilyn Monroe totally won that
If cleopatra got 3 turns too the world would've exploded.
Kazuhira Miller Cleopatra will play us like a damn fiddle
She got 3 turns on her brothers 😏
i think it´s good she only had 2. i doubt we could handle a third round of this savageness
The space time continuum would have been in danger
Marilyn's first and third verses were actually short so the times were ok eventually
after years i realized why lines of Marlyn are more and more emotional as she has some emotional break down in her life that's sad and brilliant
I'm your 667th like.
Thank you
It has been almost a year since i have commented
Now i can see these likes 🤣😅
Took me a while to realize what these two had in common, and it's the fact that both women are extremely intelligent, which is overlooked by them being massive sex symbols.
One is queen of the mother trucking Nile and the other is an actor... Yeah not more common after that
Well, it's acually amazing how Cleopatra was so intelligent in real life, considering how inbred she was she should have had severe intellectual disabilities
As if intelligent people can't be hot.
Yuup
@@urhypeboyAs if being attractive is the only standard in which to judge the "lesser" sex...
No matter how many years pass and how many seasons they make, that "miss carriage" line will always be the most savage line in ERB.
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No offense I don't get it ik it's funny in a way
Have you heard the last line in the Goku vs. Superman rap battle? That is super savage, too.
@@shaunaksamant1603a miscarriage is when a baby passes away in the mothers stomach, thats why Cleopatra said you lost so many babies we should call you miss carriage implying that Marylyn Monroe lost alot of babies
@@The_Wailing_Doom The last one of Clint Eastwood vs Bruce Lee was the coldest ever
That "Miss Carriage" line is still the most brutal thing I have ever heard.
Whoever came up with the line deserves an award
@@jtgd AMEN!
And it's been years and that line is still legendary
summer peach 😂🤙🏻
Swear
No matter what y'all say, "tossing Caesar's salad" is one of the most underrated lines in the history of ERB. So much pure hatred and loathing, I love it
Those lines from Marilyn about Cleopatra f***ing her own brothers and that she wears so much makeup she should work the door at Sephora.... LMFAO! 😂
@@7megaphoneI'd say the line about the snake was her most personal diss
That was clearly a very emotional moment for her, badass, but also emotional. How would you feel if someone mocked your sacrifice?
These guys did better casting for Cleopatra than Netflix.
That's literally why I came back to watch this lol
I had a good belly laugh from this comment, lol.
Yeah I agree but it is Than my friend
LoL
Bruh.... we got to pump dem numbers up to top comment!
Damn, even ERB knew that Cleopatra killed Marilyn ten times over with that Miss Carriage line, so they had to give her a third verse just so that she would be able to put up a fight.
And marylin still didn't even manage to come back from that line lol
The reason why they give Marilyn an extra verse because her first verse was too short
That Emerald Gal Uhh Cleo’s second verse was as short as Marilyn’s first. The only difference is Cleo straight up murdered Marilyn with hers.
I say they both got in good lashes I say it's more a tie then anything
@@cleverfoxface6512 >Miss Carriage
>Walk your ass home like an Egyptian
are you sure?
They gave MM an extra verse to try and make up for the "Miss Carriage" line.
It didn't help.
randalthor394 yea that was unfair tf! Did they ever do that for other battles?
@@sugardoe1065 Yea, actually. How Bruce Jenner got like four extra verses when Bruce Banner and had about a minute of constant "You look bad lol"
It was fucking awful
The artists may not have gotten an extra set of bars vs tmnt but they did get like what felt like a whole extra minute
What was the line
AG DOLLS And AMY you’ve lost so many babies we should call you Miss Carriage
The Miss Carriage line is _still_ one of the most brutal smackdowns they’ve ever written. That was a battle killer.
The delivery for "A CANDLE IN THE WIND THAT CAN'T FOR SHIT" and Marilyn jumping from sweet acttress voice to a vintage LA accent are the best parts of this battle
Really it started with "Somebody wrap this bitch back up in a carpet". Cleo went on the offensive after that.
"You lost so may babies, we should call you Miss Carrage"
Hello, Police? I'd like to report a murder.
Double homicide since she's already dead.
I agree
@@gigi4266, true, at that point you should be calling organic waste management.
Several
😭😭😭
Years later... still the most vicious female battle of ERB. These disses were just wicked.
this is what happens when two queen bee's get into an argument
Vicious women battle? This is the most vicious period, nobody even comes close to this level of heat
Years later, still the best erb beat...
Honestly, it’s kinda the most vicious battle in general
I don't think any other erb convinces us more that the contestants hate each other.
Even after so many years, no battle can match this one on savagery, especially considering how short it is, they really outdid themselves
@RECITE-GOD-HEAL-ME-EACH-SECOND-CREATE-MIRACLES I dont care
@@redbirb8013w
Cleopatra definitely won, but "Translate this into hieroglyphs..." still makes me laugh every time. That whole verse and the delivery. These actresses were great.
FR
"Your sandy vagina has a seven year itch" 💀
Marilyn Monroe: Black & white
Cleopatra: colored
My timeline has some major flaws
Because Marylin was shown mainly through the cameras which were black and white, meanwhile the only depictions of Cleopatra we have are statues and drawings, which would be coloured
Yea, Cleopatra should have been 2d
@@sinanaldulaymi4103 Busts and statues lose their color over a long period of time though.
@@michaeldog123ful True. I just think that that would've made the most sense as to why Cleopatra is in colour
It’s not an issue.
"You've lost so many babies, they should call you miss carridge."
Damn, not even angela wrote THAT murder.
Rayna eimilien hottest burn
I got that reference. The Lumineers.
Murder she wrote but she didn't mean to go that hard
Dirtiest diss to date, honestly 😂. That line won the battle.
Lilli Cooper just how dark humor was years ago, but now people are sensitive to everything lmao
That very brief shot of Cleo stuffing grapes in her mouth is hilarious
That is how my dad used to force feed me vegetables
I've been rewatching the rap battles and this one is slowly becoming my favorite. Both of the actors just kill their roles and I love how as the battle goes both of them let loose and become more savage lol. Like when Monroe takes off her earings or cleos "a candle in the wind that cant act for shit" delivery. So fucking dope
It's been years and I just realized that Cleopatra's second verse is literally 10 seconds... the amount of savagery in those 10 seconds cannot be beat
Yeah, it's to balance out Marilyn's 10 seconds opening. Turn out Cleo's line was so savage so ERB had to overthrow the whole system and gave Marilyn third verse to fight back. Still failed, tho.
Omg I just realized all the verses have like a perfect amount if seconds (check this list if you want)
Mar 1st verse: 10 sec
Cleo 1st verse: 20 sec
Mar 2nd verse:20 sec
Cleo 2nd verse: 10 seconds
Mar 3rd verse: 10 seconds
Yup that's the tea sis 👏
@@rachelciel3330 no Marilyn just got more time
its 3 actually
We all knew Cleopatra won by fucking MILES when she said "you lost so many babies we should call you miss carriage"
Marta Špoljarić cleopatra so won
Icelander North It's my opinion,don't get angry please
Marilyn Monroe won!
Melanie Gipp ok ok, it's just my opinion -_-
Marta Špoljarić She won by NILES
Marilyn Monroe didn't even do a bad job (her second verse and the start of her third one were solid), but Cleo just DOMINATED. That "Miss Carriage" line is still one of the cruelest raps I have seen on this channel.
First time watched it ages ago still admire the brilliant work of both actresses. Fantastic how they could render imaginary ill-tempered character of two iconic women in such satire. Cleo's words are much much sharper..with lots of hints...but love actress's expressiveness in the lines about "barbiturates" and "candle in the wind" Equally loved that chic manner of Marilyn while she was doing her rap (special talent). Brilliant acting when she was showing that chic anger of Marilyn while she was taking off her earrings, shouting someone to "wrap up Cleo back into the carpet", and "translate that into hieroglyphs".
You've lost so many babies we should you Miss Carriage.
I think we know who won
Cleopatra: part time queen, full time savage
+Savannah Kirk I agree 😝😝
Agree
+pgmlivegameur lmfao. That chic roasted that ass.
+Kristina Hutchins Then again, she fucked her own brothers.
This rap battle got the most savage personal attacks!
true
+Gryse Blacolar of course, they are woman.
+Gryse Blacolar you lost so many babies we should call you Miss Carriage... DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.
+Gryse Blacolar totally.
though it was a cool line, miscarriages are not funny. sleeping with siblings too.
+Ch B its a joke, cmon
“You lost so many babies we should call you Miss-Carrige”
Actually one of the most memorable lines of ERB
A decade later and 'Miss Carriage' is still hands down the most savage line in all of history.
Anyone not going to comment how good Cleopatra's hip game was?
Like a belly dancer
@@debatekei6241 Ok
Let's not forget years later this is still one of the most aggressive battles ever done
Oof. I know right? I was totally hypnotized by those hips. 😛
@@kaoskatana two people in this thread discussed the hips.
Cleopatra: 0:59
Eminem: *slowly backs out the door*
Lmfao
Eminem would still burn cleopatra if they fought against each other ngl
*Top 10 rappers Eminem is afraid to diss*
@@colmyn8866 r/woooooosh
More like supahotfire
Cleo didn’t need a third verse. She did so much damage with the ‘can’t read,’ ‘barbiturates’ and ‘Miss Carriage’ line.
Ten years later and it's still one of my favorites
"Miss Carriage" is easily the most gruesome line in this one but I still think "lose this battle like your bout with barbiturates" is slept on because that shit is crazy brutal.
may you explain it to me lol i dont get it
Joyce Djikeng From what I understand, barbiturates are anti-depressants/anxiety medicines that are risky to use since they’re addictive and hard to dose
@adriana bell Yeah, I learned about in in english class when we studied the poem, "The Death of Marilyn Monroe" by Edwin Morgan. I studied it back when this ERB first came out so I got it back then. Because of that and the Mis Carriage line I always though Cleopatra won.
@@jeffdinvell she also overdosed on it thats why
Star Boy Well yeah, I assumed that’s what “You lost the bout with barbiturates” meant
"You lost so many babies we should call you Miss Carriage"
Cleopatra is fucking savage
yassss
and Marilyn 's face though
ikr...
oh my god that hurt soooo bad
o.o
To this day, this still might be the most accurate, least controversial depiction of Cleopatra 😂
That miss carriage line is still the most brutal erb verse I’ve ever heard, goddamn that was so savage
"You lost so many babies we should call you Ms. Carriage."
That was so dark and disturbing......
....Cleo still won.
right
Tyler Wilson that was my favorite line and Cleo's last line
"Your sandy vagina, has a Seven Year Itch"
Marilyn on.
No, Cleo did.
Tyler Wilson cleo won just from that
"Miss Carriage"
Cleopatra won. That's a fact.
Nosferotika (lubbyh) it is not a fact it is a opinion ok
@@yacky9801 some people would also say it was a fact so wouldn't saying it is an opinion be an opinion and also she was saying it as a figure of speech
That line had the same energy as "thats why yo mama dead"
its an oppinion about a fact !
Finally found a comment that’s not recent 🤣
This is a rare example of how both contestants were great but it still ended up as an absolute slaughter
“So how do we make it even?”
I don’t know, give her a third verse as damage control.
“you got an hourglass figure but tHaTS aBOuT iT”
*A cAnDlE in thE wInD thaT cAnt aCT fOr sHIT*
@@tutulee3295 deadly reference 💀💀💀
You dare to mock me child?
*yOu dArE tO mOcK mE cHiLd?*
Yeah. What a horrible thing to have. Rich, beautiful and childless 😂. Cuze adoption isnt a thing
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They so need more female rap battles.
totally
agree so much
lol make the acters go well on their peroids GONNA GET RUTHLES
I agree they're mostly guys
i agree
most female battles are good and brutal
I USED TO BE SO OBSESSED WITH THESE
when ERB portray Cleopatra better, wayyyyyy better than Netflix Jada Pinkett Smith
the first time I heard that "miscarriage" line, I nearly had a heart attack.
Downright S A V A G E!!!
Kratos but there’s a woman in the pfp? :O
I had to pause and process for a minute. I was so shocked
@@CNel-pp5ho same
It still throws me for a loop and I have rewatched this way too many times to be shocked.
This is by far the most savage battle
kai lapreziosa AGREED
kai lapreziosa zues vs thor
kai lapreziosa for suuuuure
kai lapreziosa they're fucking brutal 😂
kai lapreziosa yep
Cleopatra hit harder in 10 seconds than any other rapper has in the entire history ERB
No. Its good but it aint the best.
Oh man! This needed to go on for another hour. I was down for it.
"lost so many babies we should call you Miss Carriage"
I NEED A FUCKING MINTUE TO RECOVER FOMR THIS
XD
I know! 😂
savage
ian SAVAGE BRO SAVAGE
i just put my fist over the mouth in the typical "ohhh boii" gesture
Nobody :
Cleopatra : *deepthroats grapes*
Imagine one gets stuck
😂😂😂
@Ray Piste XD
Wait it's not a heart?
How do you think I got here? I Googled "Cleopatra deepthroating grapes."
Every time I come back I replay like 10 times. These woman hit some of the most hardest lines in erb history 💯❤️
Ten years later, I think this still has to be the most brutal battle ERB have ever done.
Cleopatra got marilyn so hard that erb decided to give Marilyn another verse to try and make up for it
And she won with SEVEN YEAR ITCH, and WALK YOUR ASS HOME LIKE AN EGYPTIAN. (Cleopatra wasn’t really Egyptian, she had Greek DNA in her, and her ascension to the throne was challenged over this.)
@@maxrichards3881 Not really, and the fact that she wasn't even Egyptian makes her line far weaker.
@@juanmanuelmoramontes3883
She’s saying “If you’re not Egyptian, at least walk like one.”
@@maxrichards3881 i dunnoooo.... i respect your opinion but cleo had way better burns imo
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@@maxrichards3881 1. Kleopatra was never challenged due to her ethnicity.
2. Walk like an Egyptian was a pun on the song of the same name. It had nothing to do with Kleopatra being Egyptian or not.
Everybody talking about the “Miss Carriage” but did anyone hear her say that “you’ll lose this battle like your bout with Barbiturates.” Marilyn died of an overdose of drugs. 😦😦😦
Right 😂😂😂
ERB really pulls no punches
She was murdered by the Kennedys 😔
Cleopatra had two of the most savage lines ever in ERB lol. It was a murder, not a win
Cleopatra was not anywhere near the vicinity of fucking around and it shows
OMFG I USED TO LISTEN TO THESE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND I AM STILL YOUNG BUT NOW THAT I KNOW WHO MARILYN MONROE IS MY JAW DROPPED WHEN I HEARD THE MISCARRIAGE ROAST
Even ERB has a better Cleopatra than Netflix.
Im pretty sure Cleo won. The Miss Carriage line... Ddaayyummm. Basically brought it home.
Milton Bain but she moves her head so much
Milton Bain YOU LOST SO MANY BABIES WE SHOULD CALL YOU MISS CARRIAGE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLYYYYY SHIT
Milton Bain yes yes so true
lexonaire her face tho when she said that I laughed so hard
Milton Bain I have to give it to Marilyn. Those lines "tossing Caesar's salad" and "while you fucked your own brothers" were pretty strong too, from a historical standpoint very funny.
Did she just flex how much money she had to…. cleopatra?!?!? CLEOPATRA?!?
And Cleopatra also knew about 11 languages in total including ancient Egyptian which was very hard to learn as a foreigner.
@@Zarafin Coptic, heard it's very hard
Cleopatra ate a giant pearl to prove it.
No, I think the diamonds are a reference to her song "diamond are a girl's best friend"
@@jadahill6880 if that’s true then that’s what the line is
This is one of the best ERB's they made.
I can’t even remember how many years ago I saw this, but I have this entire video memorized. Like it’s that iconic
This is old af.
But the Miss Carriage line still gets me.
I don't understand that part? Can you explain please.
J4rnusky it’s kinda hard to explain. Carriages lose a lot of baby’s due to them hovering them injuries so she said she lost so many babies we should call you miss carriages it’s like she lost baby’s.
@@wearenumber15 ow okay thx
@@j4rnusky A miscarriage is when a baby dies in the womb within the first 23 weeks of pregnancy. Cleopatra plays this along with the miss universe sort of thing since Marilyn Monroe was a model but had issues giving birth hence the miss carriage line.
@@PROJECTawesome491 ah thx so much :)
Anyone else notice that as the battle goes on Cleopatra’s movements grow more spastic while Marilyn Monroe’s voice grows less angelic.
Yeah. I surely did. Ol' Cleo looked like she was having a seizure.
I know right? At first Cleopatra is calm and dancing like a belly dancer, but by the end she’s yelling and jumping around. Same with Monroe, at first she speaks softly and Is acting like a lady but by her 3rd verse she’s gotten angry and is out for blood.
"a CaNdLe iN tHe wInD tHaT cAnT aCt fOr sHiT"
Idek why lmao
@@tangytim6699 If you meant IDK, then I think it’s to show how they’re growing more frustrated with each other.
this went WAY over my head as a kid i love rewatching these so i can actually understand them now
I'm pretty sure these two could make even grown men cry even they decided to roast them like they did each other.
people say men are mean... JESUS CHRIST THIS IS THE MOST FIRE ONE
GL HF 😂😂😂yup
GL HF Girls go for the low blows, that's what makes these so entertaining
GL HF most of the writers who wrote this are men.
because women can't write good raps
Chimi Changas ha, you need to get laid and just enjoy things with getting too political
"YOU LOST SO MANY BABIES, WE SHOULD CALL YOU MISS CARRIAGE!"
PLANKTON VOICE-
"N IS FOR NO SURVIVOOOORS"
Masquerade Bruh
Hahah
*some doctors walk in*
Yes we came because somebody reported a serious burn
Bruh
Masquerade kkkkmkplhph .m.
More historically accurate then Netflix 🤣🤣🤣
This rap really was like a cat fight (a fight between two women)
Fast
Destructive
Personal
And you better not try to get in between them because you'll get killed.
"You still got no children after your third marriage, you lost so many babies, we should call you Miss Carriage"
Battle Over
Go home everyone
It says "you still got no children" not " you still got you children"
+FLOPPER525 I bet it was autocorrect
+Memejay Memestar yup
best line ever
Yeah Ikr 😂🔥
It's been 7 years and this is still the most brutal ERB ever. By far
... 7 years? (wow)
So brutal it still hurts my soul and so devious i have to name it: "The brutality of Cleo"...
Babe Ruth exsists.
No Bruce lee vs Clint Eastwood
Wonder if she still has the 7 year itch 😂
11 years. 86 videos. And Miss Carriage line is still the sickest shit I've heard.
I still come back to this years after originally watching it and my god it hits hard.
Who really won?
Cleo's hips. Hot damn.
Broken true
Her stomach. That shit is JACKED
you're right ;)
virgins
Agent Parker, Federal Bureau of Snowflake Control bruh she's hot
"You lost so many babies we should call you miss carriage" That burn.
shots being fired
the ironic thing is all cleopatra's kids got killed after her death
+Amanda Townsend Actually it was only her eldest, Caesarion. The youngest three, twins, Alexander Helios and Kleopatra Selene, and Ptolemy Philadelphus were taken to Rome to be led in Octavian's triumph in their mother's place and later lived with Octavian's sister, Octavia, for a few years. Selene was married to the Numidian prince Juba, and both were sent to rule Mauretania, modern Morocco and Algeria. Alexander and Ptolemy disappear from the historical record before their sister's marriage, but one ancient source claims they lived out the rest of their lives with Selene in Mauretania.
+Fabian Hale thank you for the history
yeah... I DIED MY ASS OFF Dayum I got no respect for her
No matter how many years passes I can’t forget ERB’s existence - these raps are absolutely god like
January 9th, 2024 and I’m back to jam these instant classics
This was the most brutal rap battle I’ve seen. So many frickin truths were thrown at eachother, damn.
I know right this is the most cut throat one lolx
I was gonna like but it’s at 555 now so I’ll wait
Rajeshwari Kachiraju now at 556
True that. Brutal, bloody, and factual. Lot of times there is filler about the other ones rap skils, looks, or how they want to destroy them, this one was filled with facts.
Even though i think this battle it's pretty brutal, it's nothing compared to Hilter Vs Darth Vader Part 2
"You lost so many babies we should call you miss carriage"
Its been 8 years and the Maralyn is still treating this burn
Lol that was brutal
It's permanent now
@Laur Dinu what
@Laur Dinu the pride flag?
@Laur Dinu how
Still a more faithful depiction of Marilyn than Blonde
Also more faithful depiction of Cleopatra than that recent "documentary"
Omg I forgot how good these were! Great, now I gotta binge them all over again lol
I like how both of their lines are essentially calling each other sluts but both were some of the most intelligent women of their time. Marilyn Monroe had an IQ of 160 and Cleopatra spoke 9 languages (and wasn't even that attractive according to ancient sources). Probably explains why this battle still has the cleverest, most savage lines after 9 years and 30+ more battles.
Well, the only thing considered to be unattractive about Cleopatra was her nose. Her bloodline was mainly Macedonian with hints of Greek and African after the royal family had some rather odd affairs. So I’d see why her nose would look odd, since things like that are racially and genetically inherited.
And yes, Cleopatra spoke many languages. She spoke Egyptian, Latin, Greek, possibly Persian and a few unidentified others. She also knew how to read not only Egyptian, but all of those languages as well, which is probably why she said “Married a writer, but I don’t even think you can read.” Actually, I think the reason why ancient countries like Egypt, or China are still countries is because leaders like her were good at diplomacy, since they spoke many languages and knew a lot, which helped forge powerful alliances and gain respect.
Marylin Monroe was also extremely intelligent. And though Cleopatra thought she couldn’t read, she had a love for books, and other things like that.
Both are considered beautiful, smart sluts, which makes them a good pairing for a historical rap battle.
@@owenosborne-lewis5060 "married a writer, but i dont even think you can read." was a reference for marilyn when there was a time she wasnt able to memorize her scripts and due to drugs overdose
@UCMXJTL-zMeSwgzOQgUS2Qsw You know lots of french have aquiline noses too?
MM Ji's IQ is not officially known, apparently. It is Jayne Mansfield Ji that had a High Genius IQ which was known about during Jayne Mansfield Ji's own lifetime and it was an IQ of 163 All Woman Jayne Ji had. Jayne Ji was Hollywood's Smartest Dumb Blonde and Broadway's Smartest Dumb Blonde.
@@owenosborne-lewis5060 Macedonia didn't exist back then bruh it was a region of Greece. she's greek
"You lost so many babies we should call you Miss Carriage"
Years later and this is still the most brutal line out of all the ERBs
“There’s only one way this battle’s gonna end, one more Superman who’s never gonna walk again” -Goku vs Superman
You lost trhee children while they were still small, TB, Scarlet fever... gotta catch em all!
Ash vs Darwin
@@SuperMissigNo "As hard as the wood oak gave your mother" thats more savage than that one and its from the same battle!
I understand ots a rap battle but its sad because Marilyn really did want children and never could have them so this is gross to throw in there regardless , especially since it's not just insensitive to MM alone but other women who've dealt with that kind of loss
@@gamerboy0499 Are you serious? A simple ''oh look, your mother is fucking with someone ha ha ha'' against the ''three of your children died from deadly diseases here's a catchphrase''? I bet that most people would rather let their mother fuck an entire stadium before losing a child.
10 years and this still slaps
Hi from 2022, I still love this one, my favorite
Guys, Cleopatra was black and blue.
Or was it white and gold..? Can't remember.
Bruh.... she was white or fair skinned. She was Greek, but she ruled in Egypt.
Stay in school kids ;D
AlphaVs.Gaming you obviously dony know your trends if you dont gwt this.
Stop staying in school and learn more on the internet
dont believe everything you see in the internet *troll face*
R-Maximus They got the joke, they just were correcting it.
U win
"married a writer but I don't even think you can read."
O H S H I T
lmao
Lol how can she even own a lot of books if she can't read and btw she's a very smart person
Not to be a dick but Cleo actually suffered from a mild case of Down syndrome and actually had a very hard time reading..... soooooo
It was caused by inbreeding
any proof on that? Without any citable scientific articles on that it's just a wild theory without any (!) proof.
Btw … Cleopatra VII wrote a book on medicine.
No body gonna talk about the snake in Cleopatra's hand? ... Okay😂
10 years later and I am still shaking from the "miss carriage" line!