Hava Nagila Original

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  • čas přidán 16. 04. 2009
  • Original version of Hava Nagila, I think. Found it on my iPod and decided to upload (:
    I love this song! Comments, good ratings welcome! No political stuff in the comments please ;)
    |~XxMsrSzprzxX~|
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  • @yuampi5707
    @yuampi5707 Před 3 lety +3238

    When you realize that all of these comments are now on the Mossad watchlist

  • @zneytram1432
    @zneytram1432 Před 3 lety +9652

    When you read the credits of any Hollywood movie

  • @3amorogamer246
    @3amorogamer246 Před 29 dny +132

    But sir it's a civilian aid truck.

  • @Dannymart_88445
    @Dannymart_88445 Před měsícem +517

    When you're in new york and you hear this playing from underground:

    • @horizonenjoy2323
      @horizonenjoy2323 Před měsícem +6

      Commie

    • @Dannymart_88445
      @Dannymart_88445 Před měsícem +4

      @@horizonenjoy2323 Indian jew. God really cursed you

    • @horizonenjoy2323
      @horizonenjoy2323 Před měsícem +2

      @@Dannymart_88445 muslim how am i jewish

    • @mesho565
      @mesho565 Před měsícem +6

      @@Dannymart_88445hahahahahahaha legendary comment

    • @AiRPasternak
      @AiRPasternak Před měsícem +7

      They're inside your walls and under the floor too

  • @tyIenoI
    @tyIenoI Před 3 lety +5402

    When you click “Personal life” on a millionaire’s Wikipedia page

  • @Boltzeraaa
    @Boltzeraaa Před 3 lety +15584

    This would be more funny if the video had ads

  • @7F0X7
    @7F0X7 Před 16 dny +142

    When the president of Iran pulls a *KOBE!*

  • @LozzyBeckett
    @LozzyBeckett Před měsícem +79

    This is the soundtrack of me studying Commerical Law (especially the parts about banks, loans and debts)

  • @seanliberati447
    @seanliberati447 Před 3 lety +2240

    When you see a tweet that starts with "fellow white people"

    • @chauneyphillips956
      @chauneyphillips956 Před 3 lety +6

      Rick Ross what’s wrong w that?

    • @toddharig8142
      @toddharig8142 Před 3 lety +22

      ​@@chauneyphillips956 They believe in the nazi conspiracy that the juice are pushing for multiculturalism in order to destroy the western world.

    • @chauneyphillips956
      @chauneyphillips956 Před 3 lety +8

      Grand Rabbi SenpaiStein GoyimManBerg you really made an account just to hate Jews? Do you think they even think about you? Get a life

    • @Floppy1932
      @Floppy1932 Před 3 lety +55

      @@toddharig8142 bergstein

    • @toddharig8142
      @toddharig8142 Před 3 lety +13

      @@Floppy1932 Are you insinuating that i'm a part of the tribe because i denounce nazis?

  • @mr.anderson9134
    @mr.anderson9134 Před 3 lety +7048

    When you sell weapons to both sides of a war.

    • @Arcimbosco
      @Arcimbosco Před 3 lety +220

      Biden momento

    • @whatamidoingwithmylife4108
      @whatamidoingwithmylife4108 Před 3 lety +91

      Oy vey

    • @turkishbigdaddy3334
      @turkishbigdaddy3334 Před 3 lety +79

      @@Arcimbosco Notta Biden momento, he isn't selling to Palestinian forces, only Israel.

    • @Arcimbosco
      @Arcimbosco Před 3 lety +78

      @@turkishbigdaddy3334 well he gave taxpayer money to Palestine through their authorities the last 7 of April. $235 million as humanitarian help to different organisations. Look it up

    • @turkishbigdaddy3334
      @turkishbigdaddy3334 Před 3 lety +50

      @@Arcimbosco That is 235m in a controlled way so that none reaches military operations. Currently the US gives Israel 3.8bn of MILITARY aid every year.

  • @katyusha9050
    @katyusha9050 Před měsícem +122

    When a child throws a rock at your Merkava:

  • @zakthememelord4909
    @zakthememelord4909 Před měsícem +43

    When you accidentaly opened shazam on your new york apartment and it picked up this song

  • @InfiniteMonkeyTheorem
    @InfiniteMonkeyTheorem Před 2 lety +12521

    "No political stuff in the comments please"
    Famous last words

    • @deadalkabob
      @deadalkabob Před 2 lety +381

      When in doubt ,check the early life page

    • @crimson1453
      @crimson1453 Před 2 lety +190

      The smiley face makes me think this is exactly what he wanted.

    • @aphus8504
      @aphus8504 Před rokem +76

      this is the only non 4-chan comment here, i salute you

    • @zizoudz210
      @zizoudz210 Před rokem +100

      Free Palestine

    • @bbbbbb4107
      @bbbbbb4107 Před rokem +85

      @@zizoudz210 No

  • @digital_shitfest
    @digital_shitfest Před 3 lety +4559

    This is what the EA headquarters sound like

  • @user-fo5xc8fh6h
    @user-fo5xc8fh6h Před 20 dny +35

    When I have a bad day, I come here for the comments

    • @COMMENTCOPUTTP-rj8bc
      @COMMENTCOPUTTP-rj8bc Před 20 dny +1

      Gayreek

    • @AnviumBased
      @AnviumBased Před 19 dny

      It's a shame that the Greek far-left Woke government legalized sodomy

    • @COMMENTCOPUTTP-rj8bc
      @COMMENTCOPUTTP-rj8bc Před 17 dny

      ​@@AnviumBasedalways was

    • @AnviumBased
      @AnviumBased Před 17 dny

      @@COMMENTCOPUTTP-rj8bc No

    • @thinkpol-uttp
      @thinkpol-uttp Před 17 dny

      @@AnviumBased *far right
      also it was never illegal in greece, it could've been had the communists won the civil war but (((churchill))) prevented that so it never became illegal

  • @erenoz2910
    @erenoz2910 Před měsícem +44

    "No political stuff in the comments please" 😂

  • @stormjet814
    @stormjet814 Před 3 lety +3893

    When you check to see the author of a political article's last name

  • @DroidTSK
    @DroidTSK Před 2 lety +8178

    A friend of mine is Argentinian and, when he played this song, his grandfather got really mad.

    • @NBrioDaZueraRules
      @NBrioDaZueraRules Před 2 lety +288

      but this is the anthem of argentina

    • @bvmbvmdestroyer
      @bvmbvmdestroyer Před 2 lety +528

      high iq meme

    • @badpiggies988
      @badpiggies988 Před 2 lety +627

      Did his grandpa have an odd-looking helmet with two lightning bolts on it

    • @grillosal2291
      @grillosal2291 Před 2 lety +127

      my grandfather too, i am argentinian and i played this song in front of him

    • @KillerofWestoids
      @KillerofWestoids Před 2 lety +333

      @@badpiggies988 The two lightning bolts on his helmet doesn’t mean that he’s an electrician.

  • @TH_5094
    @TH_5094 Před měsícem +220

    The favourite song of every US government official

    • @CubanCatholicFalangist2
      @CubanCatholicFalangist2 Před měsícem +9

      Except Andrew Jackson and Kennedy, because they fought against the International wejish Financial System (I would include Jefferson Davis, but he was only the president of the CSA)

    • @DokiDokiLiteratureClubSucks
      @DokiDokiLiteratureClubSucks Před měsícem +3

      @@CubanCatholicFalangist2 no, they fought in support of it

    • @CubanCatholicFalangist
      @CubanCatholicFalangist Před měsícem +5

      ​@@DokiDokiLiteratureClubSucksNo, Jackson fought a war against the British Empire to free the country from federal reserve (and the country remained without the FED until 1913) And Kennedy was removed for trying to rid the country of the FED, and the confederation was based

    • @DokiDokiLiteratureClubSucks
      @DokiDokiLiteratureClubSucks Před měsícem +3

      @@CubanCatholicFalangist "words words words"

    • @CubanCatholicFalangist
      @CubanCatholicFalangist Před měsícem +4

      @@DokiDokiLiteratureClubSucks Cope, Cope and Cope.

  • @CalvinMcMurray
    @CalvinMcMurray Před 16 dny +73

    "Mister president, our helicopter will arrive soon."
    "Very good. Say, what is that i hear off in the distance? Is it getting closer?"

    • @pengwin_
      @pengwin_ Před 10 dny +2

      Truly god's chosen people, they prayed for fog and it happened!

  • @tylrxh
    @tylrxh Před 5 lety +5566

    When youre playing Monopoly and someone lands on your hotel

    • @elpresidente5679
      @elpresidente5679 Před 4 lety +38

      Tyler Hamilton dude I’m dying 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mo3x
      @mo3x Před 4 lety +6

      lol that sad

    • @mayuri4184
      @mayuri4184 Před 4 lety +35

      When that hotel is in Mayfair.

    • @TenSeconds_
      @TenSeconds_ Před 4 lety +5

      Holy shiiit😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Zooo204
      @Zooo204 Před 4 lety +6

      Tyler Hamilton this one is really funny and I’m from Israel but not a Jew but steel

  • @zneytram1432
    @zneytram1432 Před 4 lety +6331

    When you find out Israel is not part of the Chemical Weapons Convention

    • @erickrasniewski567
      @erickrasniewski567 Před 4 lety +141

      You mean biological weapons treaty

    • @zneytram1432
      @zneytram1432 Před 4 lety +305

      @@erickrasniewski567 its the same thing

    • @erickrasniewski567
      @erickrasniewski567 Před 3 lety +68

      @Hi Bye isreal isnt the only nation has no plans to sign the biological weapons convention

    • @TraceLight
      @TraceLight Před 3 lety +67

      z Neytram *PURE LUCK*

    • @flabbergasted7237
      @flabbergasted7237 Před 3 lety +208

      israeli scientists were found out to have started developing coronavirus cure BEFORE the outbreak, hmmmmmmmmmmmm. They are non signified in the biologival weapons treaty

  • @kaanalpkaratas6091
    @kaanalpkaratas6091 Před 11 dny +16

    When exchange students in class get better treatment than you in university

  • @DARKMK-lj4bx
    @DARKMK-lj4bx Před 27 dny +30

    I hear this under my house and I had all my money taken from me

  • @stinkstank9807
    @stinkstank9807 Před 4 lety +6688

    This song plays every time someone makes a tweet that starts with "As a white person"

    • @wasted6459
      @wasted6459 Před 3 lety +472

      How do you do fellow gentiles.

    • @johanne8260
      @johanne8260 Před 3 lety +511

      "As a white person, i think whites are the worst"
      "I'm not white, I'm jewish"

    • @rodger3352
      @rodger3352 Před 3 lety +20

      Lololol

    • @BlackWolf9988
      @BlackWolf9988 Před 3 lety +8

      @⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ that name

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 Před 3 lety +40

      As a white person I don’t understand

  • @angelsfallfirst7348
    @angelsfallfirst7348 Před 3 lety +4233

    When you survive 109 kicks, 2 bans, and now you're the admin.

  • @Fenrir.Lokisson
    @Fenrir.Lokisson Před měsícem +99

    When the Euro was introduced in Europe:

  • @Brslld
    @Brslld Před 4 dny +15

    Last thing the President of Iran heard.

  • @stus7870
    @stus7870 Před 3 lety +3485

    When the German guy offers you a free train ride.

  • @samuelwalker3688
    @samuelwalker3688 Před 4 lety +3349

    when you find a rusty penny on the floor

  • @malkolp18
    @malkolp18 Před měsícem +42

    when someone asks me how does it feel working at the conventional bank

  • @Aldilack
    @Aldilack Před 2 dny +11

    Himno nacional mexicano desde hoy:

  • @nicolobarrera9390
    @nicolobarrera9390 Před 4 lety +1619

    When you find out about who directed the Last of Us 2

  • @reminagyo2973
    @reminagyo2973 Před 5 lety +43151

    I can’t believe I listened to this for free!

    • @emelgiefro
      @emelgiefro Před 4 lety +1905

      Well you didnt really you had to pay for your pc/phone and your electricity and your internet

    • @aidanstandish8661
      @aidanstandish8661 Před 4 lety +2228

      @@emelgiefro Obviously went over your head to a degree.

    • @user-ll1vm2kv4n
      @user-ll1vm2kv4n Před 4 lety +677

      @@emelgiefro i like men

    • @agent-sz2qj
      @agent-sz2qj Před 4 lety +90

      lmao

    • @ALEXANDERz12
      @ALEXANDERz12 Před 4 lety +86

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-fp5zq8di9i
    @user-fp5zq8di9i Před měsícem +38

    Ән басталмай тұрып қалтамда ақшам жоғалып кетіпті

  • @Adamaeus88
    @Adamaeus88 Před měsícem +22

    When a new foreign aid bill gets passed.

  • @mevludinsulejmani9784
    @mevludinsulejmani9784 Před 3 lety +1532

    Porn actress : my family are supportive of my career
    Her family :

  • @Draglann
    @Draglann Před 4 lety +3798

    POV: You're riding an elevator inside the Federal Reserve

    • @miket2696
      @miket2696 Před 4 lety +260

      POV: You’re an IDF bomber pilot and you spot a defenseless Palestinian child

    • @popepiusxv
      @popepiusxv Před 3 lety +11

      this comment and thread are top kek

    • @topman8565
      @topman8565 Před 3 lety +33

      POV you blackmailed a couple muslims into being pilots

    • @TheFinanceHub_
      @TheFinanceHub_ Před 3 lety +8

      @@miket2696 that child has to pay for the bomb dropped on it.

    • @wasted6459
      @wasted6459 Před 3 lety +27

      POV: You’re at a BLM riot

  • @smiejacysiekanal
    @smiejacysiekanal Před měsícem +30

    Here we go again

  • @MarioMartinez-zj8xv
    @MarioMartinez-zj8xv Před 2 dny +12

    Mexico rn after electing their new president

    • @CubanCatholicFalangist2
      @CubanCatholicFalangist2 Před 2 dny +1

      Plutarco Calles was a sephardic sodomite

    • @thinkpol-uttp
      @thinkpol-uttp Před dnem

      *mexico since colonization

    • @CubanCatholicFalangist2
      @CubanCatholicFalangist2 Před dnem

      @@thinkpol-uttp Nope, since the end of the colonization. Cope harder.

    • @thinkpol-uttp
      @thinkpol-uttp Před 6 hodinami

      @@CubanCatholicFalangist2 *beggining
      anyone who says "cope" 🇳 🇪 🇪 🇩 🇸 🇹 🇴 🇧 🇪 🇹 🇴 🇷 🇹 🇺 🇷 🇪 🇩 🇹 🇴 🇩 🇪 🇦 🇹 🇭 🇮 🇳 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇼 🇴 🇷 🇸 🇹 🇼 🇦 🇾 🇮 🇲 🇦 🇬 🇮 🇳 🇦 🇧 🇱 🇪

    • @CubanCatholicFalangist2
      @CubanCatholicFalangist2 Před 2 hodinami

      ​@@thinkpol-uttp*ending
      Blue text is jewish

  • @yeshua6247
    @yeshua6247 Před 3 lety +2392

    When the President of the United States and Joe Biden meet together in the White House.

    • @Bquiz77
      @Bquiz77 Před 3 lety +79

      Kamala Harris’s husband is Jewish

    • @TwizzElishus
      @TwizzElishus Před 3 lety +265

      @@Bquiz77 's is jewish.
      Every. Single. Time.

    • @user-nm6od9mf5t
      @user-nm6od9mf5t Před 3 lety +9

      Chuck Schumer is our president now?

    • @lostdoomer352
      @lostdoomer352 Před 3 lety +70

      @@user-nm6od9mf5t Benjamin Netanyahu has been the president of the United States since like the 90s

    • @mrp111
      @mrp111 Před 3 lety +4

      Obama

  • @dan_iel_
    @dan_iel_ Před 3 lety +3146

    "Which religion cares the most about the homeless?'

  • @RecooterT.V
    @RecooterT.V Před měsícem +124

    "But she's over 1000 years old" is a perfectly valid excuse

  • @aryatalebniahir3843
    @aryatalebniahir3843 Před měsícem +27

    This plays at the IRS website whenever I pay my taxes.
    P.s: why there were like 12 ads for this video?

  • @sexyjura
    @sexyjura Před 3 lety +5242

    Person: "as white people, we need to be more tolerant of differing cultures"
    Their early life section:

    • @baseddepartment7412
      @baseddepartment7412 Před 3 lety +126

      @@TheGabriel1351 pretty much every Jewish surname has German words in it however almost everytime the name doesn't make any sense

    • @Gaiwen_Li
      @Gaiwen_Li Před 3 lety +9

      I feel bad for you.

    • @squidjpeg9925
      @squidjpeg9925 Před 3 lety +38

      Funny thing is, Jews come from all over. They aren't a race, but an ethno-religion. So you will find black, Arab, white and even some Asian Jews.

    • @nicolaiamende3652
      @nicolaiamende3652 Před 3 lety +18

      @Super Elizabeth JIDF, right here, on time.

    • @squidjpeg9925
      @squidjpeg9925 Před 3 lety +14

      @Jon Bjornssen are you dumb? So you're just saying black Jews don't exist at this point? Sure the Israeli government doesn't accept Ethiopian Jews, and it's ok to criticise the Israeli government, most Israelis don't like them either. But Israel itself is certainly NOT racist. It is in fact the most diverse country in the middle east, and welcomes Muslims, and many other groups like Armenians, meanwhile, most countries don't welcome Jews. Don't think Israel is the racist one here mate.

  • @mondaymotivator_
    @mondaymotivator_ Před 4 lety +856

    When you find not 1, but 2 pennies

  • @jackvankirk8552
    @jackvankirk8552 Před měsícem +26

    [Early Life]
    "It is as I expected..."

    • @RecooterTV
      @RecooterTV Před měsícem

      Of right wingers

    • @marny3559
      @marny3559 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@RecooterTVjidf shill detecred

    • @DokiDokiLiteratureClubSucks
      @DokiDokiLiteratureClubSucks Před měsícem +1

      @@marny3559 anyone who says "jidf" or "shill" 🇳 🇪 🇪 🇩 🇸 🇹 🇴 🇧 🇪 🇹 🇴 🇷 🇹 🇺 🇷 🇪 🇩 🇹 🇴 🇩 🇪 🇦 🇹 🇭 🇮 🇳 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇼 🇴 🇷 🇸 🇹 🇼 🇦 🇾 🇮 🇲 🇦 🇬 🇮 🇳 🇦 🇧 🇱 🇪 , also (((cat profile picture)))

    • @CubanCatholicFalangist
      @CubanCatholicFalangist Před měsícem +1

      Of leftoids

    • @CubanCatholicFalangist
      @CubanCatholicFalangist Před měsícem +1

      ​@@RecooterTV*leftoids

  • @brayansc6960
    @brayansc6960 Před 3 dny +13

    2 largest hispanic countries right now 🇦🇷🇲🇽

  • @gondola4450
    @gondola4450 Před 3 lety +1783

    When you look in the "Early Life" section of any director's Wikipedia

  • @smhjoe5971
    @smhjoe5971 Před 3 lety +2148

    When you find out JFK wanted to shut down Israeli nuclear research facilities

  • @MieLiemann4675
    @MieLiemann4675 Před měsícem +13

    Ahh yes, money theme song

  • @eleternauta2640
    @eleternauta2640 Před 15 dny +63

    When the helicopter successfully crashed 🚁

  • @WithNobodyElse
    @WithNobodyElse Před 3 lety +2252

    when CZcams deletes historical videos about WWII

    • @chiefrabbischlomosteinberg4953
      @chiefrabbischlomosteinberg4953 Před 3 lety +187

      Truth is antisemitic.

    • @oldslib
      @oldslib Před 3 lety +142

      And german folk music

    • @joeymirandi2704
      @joeymirandi2704 Před 3 lety +113

      When CZcams deletes most 9/11 footage except for the footage covered by major news outlets

    • @oldslib
      @oldslib Před 3 lety +12

      @yitzhak rafaeli shekkelsteinberg of course

    • @getuliovargas9803
      @getuliovargas9803 Před 3 lety +8

      @yitzhak rafaeli shekkelsteinberg It happens all the time

  • @benign2859
    @benign2859 Před 3 lety +852

    When Liveleak website suspiciously shuts down before you start another conflict.

  • @stokarev2007
    @stokarev2007 Před 24 dny +9

    imagine you work in the sewers and you hear this💀

  • @wantarefund8165
    @wantarefund8165 Před 24 dny +9

    Eurovision 2024 in a nutshell

  • @notinkhuman
    @notinkhuman Před 3 lety +800

    Ben Shapiro's theme

    • @apersononlineyes6554
      @apersononlineyes6554 Před 3 lety +43

      They should play this everytime he owns a college student with facts and logic

    • @ill8485
      @ill8485 Před 3 lety +12

      Biggest shill of all time

    • @kingcotton667
      @kingcotton667 Před 3 lety +2

      Im out here to make money- Ben Shapiro

    • @NeedForMadnessSVK
      @NeedForMadnessSVK Před 3 lety +1

      @@apersononlineyes6554 This plays every time pussy is absolutely dry

    • @anon511
      @anon511 Před 3 lety +1

      he's controlled opposition. Inject the neoco(he)n foreign policy into the conservative agenda.

  • @peterirvine3968
    @peterirvine3968 Před 3 lety +4943

    When you find out the Titanic was sunk by Iceberg

  • @leanka69
    @leanka69 Před 20 dny +6

    omg that song is so cool. Like it should be played in the radio and people should make tiktoks to it.

  • @odin3066
    @odin3066 Před 8 hodinami +2

    But Sir? That's a school bus and an ambulance?

  • @craigtosh3370
    @craigtosh3370 Před 3 lety +2047

    This is what should play when Ben Shapiro wins a debate

    • @not4yman
      @not4yman Před 3 lety +119

      Hypothetically, let's assume, that this plays everytime Ben Shapiro, hypothetically wins an argument, that just makes you an anti semite.

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK Před 3 lety +6

      @Liam Kiernan A certain somebody got nuked lol

    • @mikipiki4964
      @mikipiki4964 Před 3 lety +16

      Ayman as if anti semite is an insult

    • @user-ef6gv4wv1l
      @user-ef6gv4wv1l Před 3 lety +3

      @@mikipiki4964 its a joke scrublord

    • @ziiik4398
      @ziiik4398 Před 3 lety +14

      Ben Shapiro can win debates?

  • @Graz-00
    @Graz-00 Před 3 lety +5478

    I can feel it, I don’t even need to look at the “early life” section on Wikipedia anymore

  • @filywreck
    @filywreck Před 15 dny +8

    When the best iranian phisician dies under unknown conditions:

    • @COMMENTCOPUTTP-rj8bc
      @COMMENTCOPUTTP-rj8bc Před 14 dny +1

      Irans Jay and gewish

    • @CubanCatholicFalangist
      @CubanCatholicFalangist Před 14 dny

      ​@@COMMENTCOPUTTP-rj8bcTypical Jewish marxist supporting zionism

    • @jonzed
      @jonzed Před 14 dny

      The iranian government is jay and gew while the iranian people are gentiles

    • @CubanCatholicFalangist2
      @CubanCatholicFalangist2 Před 13 dny

      ​@@jonzedThe North Korean government is jay and gewish while the North Koreans are gentiles

    • @jonzed
      @jonzed Před 13 dny

      @@CubanCatholicFalangist2 Both NK government and north koreans are gentiles

  • @Human_Kindnessz
    @Human_Kindnessz Před 17 dny +12

    This is what the president of Iran heard as his heli was going down
    KOBY!!!

    • @RecooterTV
      @RecooterTV Před 17 dny +1

      Iran government is wejish

    • @CubanCatholicFalangist
      @CubanCatholicFalangist Před 15 dny

      ​@@RecooterTVNorth Korea government is jewish

    • @thinkpol-uttp
      @thinkpol-uttp Před 14 dny

      @@CubanCatholicFalangist *anti-semitic

    • @CubanCatholicFalangist
      @CubanCatholicFalangist Před 14 dny

      ​@@thinkpol-uttpNope, the leader of North Korea is a fat rabbi-chief and North Korea is a jewish rabbinate, although I like North Koreans because they hate their Jewish government.

    • @COMMENTCOPUTTP-rj8bc
      @COMMENTCOPUTTP-rj8bc Před 13 dny

      He was jewish

  • @arshkhanlm3086
    @arshkhanlm3086 Před 4 měsíci +1133

    WE MAKING OUT OF TUNNELS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @jigoku2359
    @jigoku2359 Před 3 lety +4696

    When you give a dollar to the homeless guy but ask him for change

    • @didivskyi_mashyngver
      @didivskyi_mashyngver Před 3 lety +51

      lmao

    • @SM-zt5ml
      @SM-zt5ml Před 3 lety +19

      What has this to do with this song?

    • @friendfris9699
      @friendfris9699 Před 3 lety +446

      @@SM-zt5ml Im afraid if I explain, my account will get suspended

    • @SM-zt5ml
      @SM-zt5ml Před 3 lety +57

      CZcams: Try me, bitch

    • @talalalmalahim3249
      @talalalmalahim3249 Před 3 lety +25

      @@friendfris9699 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-lh6vh1ls1s
    @user-lh6vh1ls1s Před měsícem +14

    Joe Biden’s ringtone

  • @NBriobergDaZuerastein
    @NBriobergDaZuerastein Před 27 dny +12

    When N. Brio survives the floods in Brazil

    • @jonzed
      @jonzed Před 27 dny

      When -N. Brio- **Cuban Falangist* survives floods in Brazil

    • @CubanCatholicFalangist2
      @CubanCatholicFalangist2 Před 27 dny +6

      ​@@jonzedNope, Brazilian rabbi.

    • @jonzed
      @jonzed Před 27 dny

      @@CubanCatholicFalangist2 Nope, Brazilian rabbi

    • @CubanCatholicFalangist2
      @CubanCatholicFalangist2 Před 27 dny +2

      @@jonzed Nope, Brazilian rabbi.

    • @jonzed
      @jonzed Před 27 dny

      ​@@CubanCatholicFalangist2Nope, Brazilian rabbi

  • @freundschaft870
    @freundschaft870 Před 4 lety +3416

    The official elevator music inside the Federal Reserve.

  • @retardsauce6323
    @retardsauce6323 Před 4 lety +4336

    Oh boy I sure do love being a sailor on the U.S.S Liberty technical research ship on the 8th of June 1967! Sure hope nothing bad happens!

    • @MomsRavioli
      @MomsRavioli Před 3 lety +227

      haha jet go brrrrrrrr

    • @daltonjones5400
      @daltonjones5400 Před 3 lety +59

      Next time. Stay the fuck out of our waters. ☺

    • @princejaxisblack8789
      @princejaxisblack8789 Před 3 lety +606

      @@daltonjones5400 ah yes because international waters are yours. What it is really Israeli thing to say

    • @jeremyemilio9378
      @jeremyemilio9378 Před 3 lety +7

      What's the reference here?

    • @retardsauce6323
      @retardsauce6323 Před 3 lety +73

      jeremy emilio en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Liberty_incident

  • @dmannoneyabiz8957
    @dmannoneyabiz8957 Před 24 dny +4

    When it gets louder you know something wrong is gonna happen

  • @Jhonnrys
    @Jhonnrys Před 16 dny +26

    Me when they tell me that the Iranian president died in a "plane crash".

  • @tatumbentley7165
    @tatumbentley7165 Před 4 lety +1300

    This song is played in the Krusty Krab

  • @demonicdude1328
    @demonicdude1328 Před 3 lety +1311

    When you ask where all the USA's foreign aid goes to

    • @thegrasswhistle5238
      @thegrasswhistle5238 Před 3 lety +12

      The countries with the highest amount of Us foreign aid all have 1 thing in common, and it’s not religion: it’s political importance. Funding a country in a volatile area will help influence them to ally with you in possible conflicts. Israel is in the Middle East, and America wants to protect their imperialist interests there because much of the Middle East hate them for the horrible shit they’ve done. After all, Iraq and Afghanistan actually get MORE in foreign aid than Israel, and those countries are puppet states of the US, just like Israel. Countries like Egypt, Jordan, Ethiopia, Kenya, South Sudan, Syria, Nigeria, and Pakistan all get large amounts of foreign aid despite having varying levels of wealth: this is because they are all in volatile areas of the world. Israel doesn’t control the United States: The United States controls Israel.

    • @mat3043
      @mat3043 Před 3 lety +1

      haha lmao

    • @NauticElk
      @NauticElk Před 3 lety +5

      @@thegrasswhistle5238 We give money to countries that do jack for us. They know daddy America will come in clutch with the stimmy.

    • @thegrasswhistle5238
      @thegrasswhistle5238 Před 3 lety +2

      @@NauticElk They do jack for us now, but the US knows that the moment they decide to war monger the public into a conflict with, For example, Iran, they’ll take our side instantly.

    • @NauticElk
      @NauticElk Před 3 lety +1

      @@thegrasswhistle5238 All they do is take at the expense of the US's pocket so they can defend their land that they had lost before and only have returned because of help from countries like and including the U.S.

  • @supercharlie4094
    @supercharlie4094 Před 5 dny +5

    Me after I sell my friend a piece of bubblegum at school instead of just gifting it to him

  • @anthonym7089
    @anthonym7089 Před 2 dny +2

    When you finally find the 5$ note stuck under the Toyota front seat

  • @yeager14
    @yeager14 Před 3 lety +4567

    When the CEO of youtube gives herself a free speech award.

    • @ErofuSophia
      @ErofuSophia Před 3 lety +141

      Hmm yes free speech
      Now where my kids channel insult ticket

    • @TheKing60210
      @TheKing60210 Před 3 lety +104

      👃👃👃👃👃👃

    • @ilimitadouc
      @ilimitadouc Před 3 lety +67

      Wojcockski or wtf her Jew name is

    • @arkiarki9703
      @arkiarki9703 Před 3 lety +43

      when you realise the original creator of youtube was a muslim

    • @omegamanGXE
      @omegamanGXE Před 3 lety +44

      @@keczup1518 no she’s an actual Jewess

  • @Bunny-pr8gw
    @Bunny-pr8gw Před 3 lety +657

    "But sir, it's an American ship!"

    • @TheKing60210
      @TheKing60210 Před 3 lety +30

      Anti Semite Back the Fuck off. There was an Isreali Nurse tending to the wounded. Her name was Lavana Affara

    • @opiumfields3285
      @opiumfields3285 Před 3 lety +36

      @@TheKing60210 Was she the only nurse tending to the wounded? Give it up buddy, israel is cucking the us and we need to stop them

    • @TheKing60210
      @TheKing60210 Před 3 lety +28

      @@opiumfields3285 it was a joke -.- search the lavon affair

    • @belkYT
      @belkYT Před 3 lety +2

      TokenBlackGuy Lavana Affara.. that name sounds familiar

    • @jackp.richardson6415
      @jackp.richardson6415 Před 3 lety +29

      You're an anti Semite if you even question what happened to the USS Liberty. Don't you know 30 trillion Jews died in the Holocaust 100 years ago??

  • @leeharveyoswald1161
    @leeharveyoswald1161 Před 2 dny +2

    hey why am i hearing this from my floor i dont have a basement help

  • @TheMan05555
    @TheMan05555 Před 17 dny +4

    When you’re the first to report that the Iranian President died in an helicopter accident.

  • @89Kritiker89
    @89Kritiker89 Před 3 lety +6730

    When you're liberal in the west but far right in Israel.

    • @SHADOW-cz6wi
      @SHADOW-cz6wi Před 3 lety +368

      @Rick Ross redpilled af my nigga

    • @vesimeloninjaahdytin4229
      @vesimeloninjaahdytin4229 Před 3 lety +6

      XDD

    • @jimmytang8131
      @jimmytang8131 Před 3 lety +53

      @Offset gotta get some of those shekels, eh?

    • @edenmore6002
      @edenmore6002 Před 3 lety +69

      Well, if Israel isn’t the most decent country in the Middle East, what is? They’re all shitholes, aside from Israel.

    • @_knightsbane_3615
      @_knightsbane_3615 Před 3 lety +26

      @Stxr KillerX cringe, this song bops you're just mad that there are no american songs that bop this hard

  • @topgear3128
    @topgear3128 Před 3 lety +418

    nobody:
    the "early days" on leftist's wikipedia page:

    • @snake1972
      @snake1972 Před 3 lety +33

      @@zenothemeano4381 communism and capitalism is run by the same ppl.

    • @acc314
      @acc314 Před 3 lety +6

      Snake No they aren’t lmao

    • @snake1972
      @snake1972 Před 3 lety +21

      @@acc314 liking your own comment doesen't make you right

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 Před 4 dny

      @@zenothemeano4381 Me when I prefer when 1% own 100% of the wealth:

  • @MeshockZenit
    @MeshockZenit Před 8 dny +7

    what president of iran last hear:

  • @levandzebisashvili5684
    @levandzebisashvili5684 Před 16 dny +5

    Listening to this after the iranian president got into a helicopter crash

  • @shrimpfry880
    @shrimpfry880 Před 3 lety +1319

    "I appologise for being white, male and straight"
    europe isn't colorful enough either

  • @youtubesenior654
    @youtubesenior654 Před 4 lety +1724

    When you find out that “Raid: Shadow Legends” is run by an israeli company

  • @CubanCatholicFalangist2
    @CubanCatholicFalangist2 Před 29 dny +5

    Another proof that N Brio is Brazilian is that he stopped commenting on the same day that the power went out in the Brazilian state that he lives in (rio grande do sul) due to a disaster, because why would he have stopped commenting, if not for that?

  • @gungles
    @gungles Před 3 dny +2

    i had to "misplace" $2.3 trillion to listen to this

  • @ChironTheWounded
    @ChironTheWounded Před 3 lety +741

    These comments are gold...
    I like gold...
    I like gold a lot...

  • @uncleted5543
    @uncleted5543 Před 3 lety +669

    When you look at NYC’s “worst landlord list”

    • @comradestefan7244
      @comradestefan7244 Před 3 lety +13

      Mao zedong needs to come back to life, we need him the most

    • @AndalusianPrince
      @AndalusianPrince Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@comradestefan7244 mao zedong was litteraly just another puppet for the jews. Yes the rabbithole goes _that_ deep...

  • @afterhourscinema782
    @afterhourscinema782 Před 3 hodinami +1

    When it's election season

  • @oldhunterundol3243
    @oldhunterundol3243 Před 3 dny +3

    Me when I find a coin on the ground

    • @NBriobergDaZuerastein
      @NBriobergDaZuerastein Před 3 dny +3

      Alan Augusto da Silva/Fyodr Solomonovich Zinoviev/N. Brio da Zuera/thinkpol-uttp/dokidokiliteratureclubsucks/commentcoputtp/jonzed/recooter when xhey find a coin on the ground as well.

    • @jonzed
      @jonzed Před 3 dny

      ​@@NBriobergDaZuerasteinSchizophrenia momentum over here

    • @Fenrir.Lokisson
      @Fenrir.Lokisson Před 3 dny +2

      Jonzed, when he finds a coin on the ground:

    • @COMMENTCOPUTTP-rj8bc
      @COMMENTCOPUTTP-rj8bc Před 3 dny

      When you upload videos *

    • @thinkpol-uttp
      @thinkpol-uttp Před 3 dny

      @@NBriobergDaZuerastein shut sjw, anyone who says "xhe"🇳 🇪 🇪 🇩 🇸 🇹 🇴 🇧 🇪 🇹 🇴 🇷 🇹 🇺 🇷 🇪 🇩 🇹 🇴 🇩 🇪 🇦 🇹 🇭 🇮 🇳 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇼 🇴 🇷 🇸 🇹 🇼 🇦 🇾 🇮 🇲 🇦 🇬 🇮 🇳 🇦 🇧 🇱 🇪

  • @johndevries7397
    @johndevries7397 Před 2 lety +2279

    When the economy crashes but you somehow get even wealthier

  • @grimgrahamch.4157
    @grimgrahamch.4157 Před 2 lety +20685

    I have a deep respect for the owner of this channel deciding to leave comments on. You have balls.

  • @kaanalpkaratas6091
    @kaanalpkaratas6091 Před měsícem +6

    When (((valve))) disables chat for f2ps in tf2 so gentile f2ps get accused as bots by wholesome redditor tf2 players 100 big chunguses

  • @CubanCatholicFalangist
    @CubanCatholicFalangist Před měsícem +8

    When Alan uses the N word, even though he's darker than most people in his own country (Brazil) as can be seen in the deleted video on his old channel, and possible to see in Man Face's channel,showing that he is a Brazilian mulatto and speaks Portuguese, I doubt he would have the courage to say that to a black person, otherwise we would never hear from him again...😂😂😂

  • @ziond.1476
    @ziond.1476 Před 3 lety +2938

    The theme song of the "early life" section for every CEO.

    • @Toven_WaveWatcherFi
      @Toven_WaveWatcherFi Před 3 lety +135

      EVERY
      SINGLE
      TIME

    • @diegotristan3024
      @diegotristan3024 Před 3 lety +13

      I don't know where you live, but in my country it is not the case

    • @rodger3352
      @rodger3352 Před 3 lety

      Lmaooo

    • @ReeferSmoker
      @ReeferSmoker Před 3 lety +43

      @@diegotristan3024 How many fortune 500 companies does your shit hole contain

    • @diegotristan3024
      @diegotristan3024 Před 3 lety +60

      @@ReeferSmoker I do not know how many Spain has, but maybe you should consider that there are more countries than the US.

  • @crackedhammer4612
    @crackedhammer4612 Před 3 lety +432

    “My fellow whites....”

    • @wanttobeaspaceface5486
      @wanttobeaspaceface5486 Před 3 lety +16

      I know you have something to say and I know you're eager to say it so I'll get right to the point: Shut the fuck up. Nobody wants to hear it. Nobody will ever want to hear it. Nobody cares. And the fact that you thought someone might care is honestly baffling to me. I've actually pulled the entire world. Here's a composite of the faces of everybody who wants you to shut the fuck up. It seems as if this is a composite of every human being on the planet. Interesting. Now for a composite of the faces that want you to keep talking: Interesting it seems as if nothing has happened. Here's the world map. Now here's the text: Shut the fuck up. That's what you should do. But you know what? Maybe I am being a little too harsh here. I actually do have it on good authority thanks to my pulling data that there is as at least 1 person who actually wants to hear you speak. It's a little child in Mozambique and he- oh? He's dead? Well sorry man I guess nobody wants to hear you talk anymore. Please shut the fuck up. I'm not just telling you to shut up, I'm telling you to shut the FUCK up and you need to hear it. This is a public service. I have nothing to gain from this, except by telling YOU exactly what you need to hear. And on that note let me make this clear: This isn't a broad message I'm aiming at all of you, this is a message specifically pointed at you. That's right! You! You know who you are. And I'm sick of your shit. We all are. The only good you will ever do for humanity is refusing to participate in it. You can take a vow of silence, join a monastery, you can even just be a mime! Mimes are fun. But you kinda know that what I'm saying is true already don't you? You understand that you really should shut the fuck up, why do you keep speaking? I'm genuinely curious. Why do you think you deserve to be heard?

    • @crackedhammer4612
      @crackedhammer4612 Před 3 lety +39

      @@wanttobeaspaceface5486 lol

    • @Osakart
      @Osakart Před 3 lety +24

      @@wanttobeaspaceface5486 lolmad

    • @amogmungus9403
      @amogmungus9403 Před 3 lety +13

      @@Osakart It's a copypasta you uncultured piece of shit

    • @TheKing60210
      @TheKing60210 Před 3 lety +4

      Early life is strong

  • @beastMAN1239
    @beastMAN1239 Před 16 dny +4

    Me when I heard about the Iranian president’s helicopter

  • @ninolather
    @ninolather Před 3 dny +7

    MEXICO 2024