Victoria 2 - China The Land Of Eternal Suffering

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Komentáře • 859

  • @sadfern0
    @sadfern0 Před 5 lety +2851

    "The Koreans have beaten the British navy"
    *Admiral Yi Intensifies*

  • @loleo6556
    @loleo6556 Před 5 lety +2727

    I like how losing 700,000 men in a battle makes you gain 3 war exhaustion and lose a bit of prestige

    • @hanselsihotang
      @hanselsihotang Před 5 lety +218

      Its Japan, what do you expect? I'm even more surprised that they didn't banzai'ed it all until they lose all their remaining troops.

    • @christianware8384
      @christianware8384 Před 5 lety +253

      If you do the math, you come to see that in a single battle Japan lost 1% of it's 64 million people in a single battle. Just to put that in perspective Japan's total military loses for the Second World War is 2.12 million people.

    • @hanselsihotang
      @hanselsihotang Před 5 lety +147

      @@christianware8384 nah man, that's nothing new in Vicky 2. Once when I was playing as Java I lost about 500k troops over a single battle when defending against the Brits on the mountain in Thailand, while my total native pops was only around 15 million man. That's 3 % of my pops gone for a single victory. Granted, I screw up alot in that war but Germany whoop their asses in Europe, so I manage to gain Burma and some worthless Pacific islands in the peace deal. I ended up at 6th btw, so not too bad for small Asian country campaign.

    • @hanselsihotang
      @hanselsihotang Před 5 lety +31

      @@ryhanzfx1641 I'm using a nations mod (I forgot which one). And basically savescumming (I know, it's disgusting) when justifying war in Eastern Indonesia n Indochina in order to reduce infamy so the Dutch/Brits don't pounce on me.
      Java had millions of uneducated peasants (still is) especially west Java, so a westernized Java basically has Industry potential at 2nd behind Japanese isles.
      Basically I spend the rest of the game building arms industry (East Java had a lot of Sulphur), liberating n invest in Philippines so I can make them my sphere (more like sidekick) and squabbling with Japan and Brits in dismembering China n Indochina. I focuse alot on Naval tech, so my Army was badly outdated even against Brits.
      Still, the migration mechanic was kinda broken in Vicky 2. There's a lot of Javanese migrating to Brazil per day, and my home province North Sumatera/Aceh region was nearly 40% Javanese in 1936 (like holy sh*t, if that happens IRL, there would be a lot of sectarian/racial conflict)

    • @ResurrectingHobo
      @ResurrectingHobo Před 4 lety +21

      its cause real life generals dont stack millions of people on top of each other and fight enemy generals who also stack millions of people on each other

  • @pervenchemusic
    @pervenchemusic Před 5 lety +2550

    *18TH OPIUM WAR*

  • @voltras5595
    @voltras5595 Před 4 lety +816

    ISP: Allows slavery
    also ISP: Why the hell am I getting all those revolutions??

    • @joebama6825
      @joebama6825 Před 3 lety +62

      That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour.
      That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour.
      That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour.
      That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour.
      vThat's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour.
      That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour.
      vThat's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour.
      That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour.
      vThat's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour.
      That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour.

    • @gorbsupreme7555
      @gorbsupreme7555 Před 3 lety +8

      @@joebama6825 wtf

    • @amhumanperson3592
      @amhumanperson3592 Před 3 lety +35

      @@gorbsupreme7555 but let's admit he has a point

    • @gorbsupreme7555
      @gorbsupreme7555 Před 3 lety +6

      @@amhumanperson3592 true but why bless us mere mortals

    • @impulsegasoline8667
      @impulsegasoline8667 Před 3 lety +1

      @@joebama6825 but can he beat goku

  • @thomasgray4188
    @thomasgray4188 Před 5 lety +665

    It is the origin story of ADMIRAL DONG of the hevenly Kingdom now powered by GOMUNISUM?

    • @heiwiik8744
      @heiwiik8744 Před 4 lety +5

      Expand (the communist regime of) Dong.

    • @joebama6825
      @joebama6825 Před 3 lety +3

      That's CoolThat's Cool That's That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour.
      Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour.
      and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour.
      and All, but Gru is the moThat's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour.
      st powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour.
      That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 That's Cool and All, but That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour.
      is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour.
      miles per hour.
      That's

    • @genalynnesanjuan5788
      @genalynnesanjuan5788 Před 3 lety

      @@joebama6825 cool ig

  • @azh698
    @azh698 Před 3 lety +208

    3:25 I noticed that switching to the Heavenly Kingdom gets rid of the female shortage and the pacifist government, so it's significantly better.

    • @Erolsaurus
      @Erolsaurus Před 2 lety +25

      "Female shortage" LMAO
      Sorry if I'm uncultured, I haven't played Vic 2 in a really long time.

    • @azh698
      @azh698 Před 2 lety

      @@Erolsaurus There is literally a national spirit called female shortage, Qing Empire gets it near the beginning of the campaign, it negatively impacts population growth.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 Před 8 měsíci

      True if half the male population dies off you get a male shortage instead.

  • @justsammy2023
    @justsammy2023 Před 5 lety +448

    "Have I had a war this game?"
    Yes, lots, against yourself. Welcome to China in Vic2...and EU4...and HOI4...CK2 now as well...

    • @command_unit7792
      @command_unit7792 Před 5 lety +57

      China Civil war simulator....

    • @RKNGL
      @RKNGL Před 5 lety +43

      When you have no one to fight. Fight yourself.

    • @gamerguy9729
      @gamerguy9729 Před 5 lety +22

      And all of history irl

    • @Mchitman1
      @Mchitman1 Před 4 lety +1

      @@RKNGL I do that everyday... I beat myself all the time 😏

    • @CoolzerYT
      @CoolzerYT Před 3 lety +2

      technically you can’t play as China in CK2

  • @monsterlord8327
    @monsterlord8327 Před 5 lety +95

    Kunduz is in northern Afghanistan. A lovely place. Friendly People. Exploding fuel Trucks.

  • @MrTwo-yv2up
    @MrTwo-yv2up Před 5 lety +713

    Convert to hoi4 and continue to play until 1948

  • @risa4179
    @risa4179 Před 5 lety +834

    That's great but when will you do Afghanistan?

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 5 lety +166

    3:33 The British wanted to *hire a samurai*

    • @dalsosegno
      @dalsosegno Před 5 lety +33

      Rich important countries hired samurai.
      Poor countries who could not afford samurai did not hire samurai.

    • @sheppycider123
      @sheppycider123 Před 5 lety +5

      the spacito such is the history of japan (bill wurz right?)

    • @dalsosegno
      @dalsosegno Před 5 lety +1

      @@sheppycider123 yep. Bill wurtz

  • @madsdam808
    @madsdam808 Před 5 lety +98

    ISP stands for IronSide Pitch

  • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
    @Kardia_of_Rhodes Před 4 lety +866

    When your culture is 10,000 years old but get called an "Uncivilized Nation".

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS Před 5 lety +48

    Chinese History:
    A never ending conveyor belt of Civil Wars

  • @bielefeldexistiert8379
    @bielefeldexistiert8379 Před 5 lety +1659

    PLAY *LEGO STAR WARS THE COMPLETE SAGA* STOP OPPRESING US

  • @aze94
    @aze94 Před 4 lety +64

    Bonus challenge: complete a full play through as China and keep the Qing. I managed to pull it off in my Qing game.

    • @RyangMari
      @RyangMari Před měsícem

      Don’t you automatically get toppled by the Xinhai Revolution after modernisation

    • @aze94
      @aze94 Před měsícem +1

      @@RyangMari The Xinhai Revolution only fires if one of the following is true: at least 5 militancy, have lost a war in the last 5 years or have the capital be occupied by rebels.

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 Před 5 lety +286

    I guess this time China is just red with the flags of the rebels

  • @ericr.malice318
    @ericr.malice318 Před 4 lety +44

    Me: (Westernises as Chin-)
    Reactionaries rising up in *all* of my provinces: N o

  • @bestgirlkaworu4920
    @bestgirlkaworu4920 Před 4 lety +30

    A good and accurate representation of Victoria 2 in general.

  • @itsyaboithanos717
    @itsyaboithanos717 Před 5 lety +37

    Vicky 2: Imperial Chinese boogaloo

  • @person0-016
    @person0-016 Před rokem +4

    "Now that I'm not eating up the entire world's supply of baked beans I can build my ship"

  • @mysteriousboss8023
    @mysteriousboss8023 Před 5 lety +46

    Now it’s time to take this hell and bring it to HoI4

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy Před 5 lety +631

    And by ‘land of eternal suffering’ you mean anywhere that’s not communist russia?

    • @marcnassif2822
      @marcnassif2822 Před 5 lety +26

      *Cultural reform **_intensifies_*

    • @nicktiger4
      @nicktiger4 Před 5 lety +8

      @John Toas The soviet union. Yes Russia was communist. Dont even try to argue it.

    • @jurgisneverdauskis536
      @jurgisneverdauskis536 Před 5 lety +12

      @John Toas That sounds great! Why haven't we implemented this system?

    • @fus132
      @fus132 Před 5 lety +13

      @John Toas Oh, my sweet, sweet summer child...

    • @Dimovuha222
      @Dimovuha222 Před 5 lety +2

      @John Toas i agree, it was socialist/state capitalism state.

  • @legatus3213
    @legatus3213 Před 5 lety +71

    Legoland land of eternal LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga.

  • @Fireheart1945
    @Fireheart1945 Před 5 lety +16

    "Also Montenegro invented the armored car."

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 Před 5 lety +19

    I played China as my first nation in Vicky 2. I regret nothing!

  • @davevaderlp784
    @davevaderlp784 Před 5 lety +77

    So this is what suffering looks like.

  • @bearok89
    @bearok89 Před 5 lety +17

    ISP: Korea have beat britains navy, didnt expect that to happen
    *laughs in Yi Sun-sin*

  • @chandlerpong7994
    @chandlerpong7994 Před 5 lety +25

    Play as the goddamn zulus.

  • @cadian101st
    @cadian101st Před 4 lety +5

    Most of events make no sense when divorced from their original historical context. The Xinhai and subsequent warlord period were a direct result of Manchu Qing rule, the Han Taping Heavenly Kingdom would have its own problems but rebels against Manchu rule clearly would not be one of them.

  • @tauempire1793
    @tauempire1793 Před 5 lety +33

    ISP:Time to play china i guess
    REBELS:Its time to rise
    ISP:Yep this always happens to china
    China:Yep this is the tale of my life and yeah sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @Phoenix_VideoX
    @Phoenix_VideoX Před 5 lety +225

    Victoria 2?
    More like Bore: Ragnarok

  • @Twigs1836
    @Twigs1836 Před 5 lety +9

    >not retaking Mongolia and Tannu Tuva
    This is not mandated by Heaven

  • @whitenight6114
    @whitenight6114 Před 5 lety +10

    Russia:Human wave tactics
    China:...
    China:Let me show you the right way to do it

  • @louiscz6784
    @louiscz6784 Před 5 lety +8

    United China: *Exists
    Warlords: 5:18

  •  Před 5 lety +3

    Warlord era can be avoided if you stay at 220+ prestige

  • @nacht6747
    @nacht6747 Před 5 lety +8

    Hippity hoppity your land is now property
    Hippity hoppity your land is now opium fre- *OPIUM WARS BITCHES, GIMME THAT SWEET SILVER*

  • @cisco3111
    @cisco3111 Před 5 lety +270

    Damn I'm early better make a joke
    America's Health Care System.

    • @Ratich
      @Ratich Před 5 lety +18

      Overused and unoriginal

    • @ShadowMinnie
      @ShadowMinnie Před 5 lety +9

      You think thats a joke, come see the argentinian one

    • @cisco3111
      @cisco3111 Před 5 lety +21

      @@Ratich precisely why don't they just switch to single payer like the rest of the civilized world?

    • @Ratich
      @Ratich Před 5 lety +23

      @@cisco3111 They're Americans being normal is not their thing

    • @2headedtasman200
      @2headedtasman200 Před 5 lety +13

      Cisco Blue because people (GOP) dont give a shit about the people. Probably because they rig elections and dont need peoples votes

  • @mehmetalikantarc79
    @mehmetalikantarc79 Před 5 lety +3

    9:41
    Ma ma, the fierce leader that won the great battle of Kochi

  • @porterpoteet
    @porterpoteet Před 5 lety +2

    ISP: guess I’ll make China a western and stable cou-
    Warlords: STUPID! I ain’t gonna let you get the chance!

  • @mix3k818
    @mix3k818 Před 5 lety +8

    I see Harold.
    Now where is the Internet Historian?

  • @justcomentary7788
    @justcomentary7788 Před 5 lety +11

    Why is there a normal Ironside intro??

  • @MrDrCthulhu
    @MrDrCthulhu Před 5 lety +7

    Oh boy, it's time for INFINITE REBELLION

  • @aze94
    @aze94 Před 4 lety +2

    9:43 Ma Ma, just killed a man (or 753 000+)

  • @dvv7614
    @dvv7614 Před 5 lety +16

    Play the kingdom of the weedlands.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 Před 3 lety +2

    So the Kowloon Incident, as the event describes it, and how I understand it, is that some British sailors got drunk and killed a man on Chinese soil, but then said, "No we want to be tried by a British court." And the Chinese handed over Hong Kong because they couldn't put the sailors on trial without a war and had to let the men be tried by their own countrymen. Except Hong Kong was never in the equation to begin with. What the f*ck happened?

  • @donta.s.k.281
    @donta.s.k.281 Před měsícem

    I think this is the most accurate ww1 I’ve seen in vic2 ever

  • @almalone3282
    @almalone3282 Před 4 lety +2

    With the cronna virus going around the video ages like wine

  • @snipingflute4346
    @snipingflute4346 Před 5 lety +1

    With how much you have expanded, I am surprised to see that Portugal’s treaty port has been spared.

  • @sirhappyface_1973
    @sirhappyface_1973 Před 5 lety +3

    I just bought this game last week
    I just found out how to make factory’s
    Im stepping up in the world now

  • @TheSpecialJ11
    @TheSpecialJ11 Před 3 lety +3

    China seriously needs to be fixed in Victoria 3. No matter what you do it seems rebellion is inevitable, even when making good decisions.

  • @bummerdrummer1649
    @bummerdrummer1649 Před 5 lety +1

    "Have I even had a war with anyone other than Britain?"
    Yourself.

  • @Migmag789
    @Migmag789 Před 4 lety +7

    This video is so fun and so perfect, that's the 10th time I'm watching it. I don't regret it. I even played China a few times in Vic2.

  • @egesisli5694
    @egesisli5694 Před 4 lety +2

    omg who could have imagined that title of this video would be come true in 2020

  • @codykillir10
    @codykillir10 Před 5 lety +6

    I thought Slough was the land of eternal suffering

  • @RoachZone
    @RoachZone Před 5 lety +1

    Paradox
    The World of suffering

  • @pervenchemusic
    @pervenchemusic Před 5 lety +5

    Qing Empire? You mean the Glorious PRC?

  • @suledaniel3175
    @suledaniel3175 Před 5 lety +2

    6:37 just like in Hungary

  • @nrom6786
    @nrom6786 Před 5 lety +5

    World conquest as Sokoto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @zkjspero
    @zkjspero Před 5 lety +2

    China they said... *IT WOULD BE FUN THEY SAID!*

  • @alexshi1679
    @alexshi1679 Před 5 lety +3

    China: one of the strongest empires in history
    Victoria 2: It's uncivilized!

    • @nemou4985
      @nemou4985 Před 5 lety

      Also the most ancient state with continuity until today :V

    • @EnderMan314-USA
      @EnderMan314-USA Před 4 lety

      @@nemou4985 Also the one who almost were a century ahead of the Europeans. Until they stopped caring. Then got beaten to death by the Europeans.

  • @craycraykian508
    @craycraykian508 Před 3 lety +3

    I love how taiwan still finds a way to be independent

  • @gavinlowe6079
    @gavinlowe6079 Před 5 lety +2

    10:20 Chinese Africa.

  • @mrmimehimself6444
    @mrmimehimself6444 Před 5 lety +6

    Will you play the AWH alternative world history mod ?

  • @K9CORPSE
    @K9CORPSE Před 5 lety +2

    *my head the land of endless suffering

  • @truememestar954
    @truememestar954 Před 5 lety

    flippity fungus
    here comes big chungus

  • @wednesdaynightbusiness6296

    Wales has a dragon on it's flag as well, you should play as them.

  • @fabiansteigerwald7509
    @fabiansteigerwald7509 Před 5 lety +2

    0:20 we want Lego Star Wars the complete Saga

  • @ottovonoof
    @ottovonoof Před 5 lety

    anywhere past the urals is for suffering isp

  • @bellium7023
    @bellium7023 Před 5 lety +4

    The Montenegro guy is back! I'm happy my country was able to do something useful unlike the real world! I'm proud to be a Montenegrin citizen!

  • @declanskehan2344
    @declanskehan2344 Před 5 lety

    New challenge, Survive as Austria, no hungary

  • @biggene3043
    @biggene3043 Před 5 lety

    Can't wait for the LUDICROUS SPEED Iron Side intro

  • @Preuen-zs1fz
    @Preuen-zs1fz Před 5 lety

    2:37 Ji Sun Shin + Turtle Ship = Destruction

  • @ripdippy6964
    @ripdippy6964 Před 4 lety +2

    the amount of times i’ve watched this video is insane

  • @Esoteric_5075ism
    @Esoteric_5075ism Před 5 lety +1

    *W E W A N T S E R B I A*

  • @Horesmi
    @Horesmi Před 5 lety

    2:34 *turtleship noises*
    It kinda makes sense, kicking ass on the sea is a Korean thing.

  • @ak47groupAKM
    @ak47groupAKM Před 5 lety

    Artillery Only 3: Return of the Artillery

  • @agecom6071
    @agecom6071 Před 5 lety +4

    So are you just using all DLC's or do you have some mods installed?

  • @nfp8592
    @nfp8592 Před 5 lety +28

    Play LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Soviet

  • @alexshi1679
    @alexshi1679 Před 5 lety

    9:43 the Chinese commander is Ma Ma, which means mom (妈妈).

  • @Dave_tda18
    @Dave_tda18 Před 5 lety

    ISP make your CZcams rewind :D

  • @jayden1934
    @jayden1934 Před 5 lety

    Whenever you showed me China, I nearly choked on my Coke.

  • @DanMcLeodNeptuneUK
    @DanMcLeodNeptuneUK Před 5 lety

    CHUNGUS OFFERS YOU AN ALLIANCE

  • @loopyguy7611
    @loopyguy7611 Před 5 lety +1

    March of the Eagles but Artillery Only :-)

  • @kaihinton6623
    @kaihinton6623 Před 5 lety

    China in Victoria 2 is the weird kid at school who doesn’t have a phone...

  • @SergioPerez-vm8zw
    @SergioPerez-vm8zw Před 5 lety +1

    When you're chinese and you have a counter-intuitive name that sounds real weird so you drink wine to forget that your wife left you
    Qing-qin

  • @PoggersAndy
    @PoggersAndy Před 5 lety

    I'd be suffering as well if I didn't have food.

  • @murplesman
    @murplesman Před 5 lety +1

    *Sees Isorrow raise taxes to maximum* Does he say Denmark isn't real to hide the fact he's actually..... Danish?

  • @bubbalucas4036
    @bubbalucas4036 Před 4 lety +1

    This man said Jesus six times. Bravo, ISP. You sound like a broken record.

  • @_.l4n3
    @_.l4n3 Před 4 lety +1

    2 minutes in and we're already talking about boomers, Hong Kong, and Opioid peddling. This is why you've been recommended to watch this video in the last days of 2019 🤣💯💕

  • @discoowl4790
    @discoowl4790 Před 3 lety

    It's beginning to look a lot like a revolt

  • @veovis523
    @veovis523 Před 5 lety

    1:27 - The second thing you said was actually correct.

  • @captainwilliam3920
    @captainwilliam3920 Před 4 lety +1

    Ah yes, Victoria II’s version of HOI4 Soviet Union

  • @Youtubeisntlettingmeuseczech

    You finnally did it.

  • @joeschmoe3860
    @joeschmoe3860 Před 5 lety

    Qing Chong, Wang Dong, I don't wanna do Qing China

  • @danm8403
    @danm8403 Před 5 lety +2

    Wow iSorrow, this video was amazing! But I mean, it could always be better. Well, unless you were to do a LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga video, that is. It doesn't get better than that, iSorrow. I'm waiting.

  • @artificialcartographer1636

    spot of the old hardcore drugs, uncle cheng?

  • @motherhors7036
    @motherhors7036 Před 3 lety +1

    I wish modern paradox games allowed your name to spread over subjugated countries under your rule.

  • @nickillsley5850
    @nickillsley5850 Před 5 lety +1

    I want him to do one of the Boer Republics for reasons.....

  • @SM-ys8lw
    @SM-ys8lw Před 3 lety

    i still can't believe we actually got him to do it