Duffin Dagels - Denia's wonderfully ridiculous Dunkin Donuts RIPOFF!

In the land of sugary delights, where coffee meets the dawn, Duffin Dagels tiptoes in, a shadow of the Donut’s yawn. Its curves, a mimicry of glazed rings, sprinkled with deceit, Yet whispers secrets only morning birds and bakers greet.
But hush! The Dunkin Donuts sigh, their frosting slightly smudged, “Dear Duffin, you’re a flaky fraud, our legacy you’ve nudged. For we are more than sugar holes; we’re dreams dipped in delight, Our jelly centers burst with joy, our coffee steaming bright.”
So let the battle of pastries rage, the glaze and crumb collide, Duffin Dagels may wear the mask, but Dunkin stands with pride. In this sweet war of breakfast lore, the victor’s yet unknown, But one thing’s sure: the morning sun will rise, and cravings will be sown.