Your settlement could be a box of concrete with a gazillion turrets and every last man woman and child fully armed and equipped with some of the best weapons and armor fully modified by you and they would still need your help with a mole rat or somebody would still end up kidnapped
"Theres literally a wall around all of Sanctuary with one entrance point covered by turrets and a man in power armor. What do you MEAN that 6 raiders got in?!" - Me every time I play Fallout 4
Ok I'm not playing FO4 right. You mean to tell me I can let NPCs use my spare power armour? And do they need a constant supply of fusion cores if so? Also if I get anyones attention can you also tell me if NPCs need ammo? I give them ammo for the gun I equip them with - am I wasting ammo here?
Settlement turrets. When I am around: Kills 3 legendary deathclaws in 0,1 second after spawning. When I'm not around: 3 tatos and water purifier broke.
The equipment breaking makes me angrier than anything. Half the time I visit a settlement I'm like "You mean to tell me half your water pumps broke 2 weeks ago and you guys have just been dying of thirst and nobody's fixed them??"
“Hey Daryl, I know you kept complaining about wanting to go on vacation and escape the conditions so I’m happy to tell you you’ll be on a supply line heading to a cabin on Far Harbor which might I add is beautiful this time of year.”
That Children of Atom compound at the far end of the Glowing Sea really should become a settlement. There is a certain settler who would absolutely love making that supply run.
@@1invisible1lol1 as fun as that would be, theres so much more fun to be had if you have the workshop dlc and that mod that fixes the trap door navmesh so marcy walks over it as intended
@@oxide9679 Exactly. One of the funny things about FO 4 is that I could sprint to a place faster than I could get there by fast travel. And that's with running over a mutant patrol or 2. 😆
There was a clip I saw on here of an npc's view of fast travel, and it was just, the guy's eyes going vacant, milky white as he just bursts into a dead sprint towards his destination before waking up there like nothing happened lol. Looked terrifying.
My favorite is when I have both Sentry Bots and _Deathclaws_ patrolling a settlment and some dickhead raider with a pipe SMG will still decide he's gonna rob us.
@@AJadedLizardfor real. I could tell a single raider "Listen, between you and my resources, I have dozens of autoturrets of various calibers, laser turrets, several missile turrets, a few traps, about 20 vengeful settlers armed to the teeth that hate you, and about 30 of the above are pointing at you right now. Are you sure you want to do this?" And they would be like "Gimme the tatos and no one gets hurt!"
@@RogerTheilI think about stuff like this when some random NPC accosts me in an RPG like my characters aren’t barely-contained psychopaths carrying around top of the line equipment. It’s probably a bitch to program for those scenarios, but just once I’d like to see an NPC recognize an extremely hard target when I present/make one.
@@Seolisti I know of one game that does this and that's Mount & Blade. When you enter the taverns, there's a chance that a disgruntled drunk guy will spawn and if you get close enough or talk to him, he'll pick a fight with you. But if you have high enough renown or status, you can go "Do you have any idea who I am?" And usually, he'll go "Oh, I had no idea. Please excuse me" and sulk off ashamed. It's a funny little interaction and you'd think more games would do this.
“Yeah, you know that settlement you built a 6 metre tall solid concrete wall surrounding it with gates that lock and enough turrets to take down the entire Brotherhood, Institute, Railroad, Gunners, supermutants, every wasteland creature from radroach to deathclaw, every Raider Faction including Nuka World, all the Mechanist’s Automatons, and anything else that dares to try and oppose you? Plus all the sentrybots you made with hydraulic armour, dual explosive miniguns, and dual fatmans? And every of your 20 settlers being armed to the teeth either in heavy combat armour, marine armour, or power armour, wielding duplicated two-shot combat rifles? Yeah, they need your help cause a dozen poorly armed raiders threatened to kill them if they don’t pay them 100 caps. Also one of them got kidnapped behind all of those defences that rivals the prewar US military. You should go help them.”
I've had my Security kidnapped. No sh*t, I gave this b*tch power armor, which she was in, because when I rescued her it was standing right next to her, a railway rifle, .44, weaved armored dress and hat. I was so pissed. With that said, as SOON as I untied her she started blastin, so that was good.
“Another settlement needs your help.” No! I have build each settlement into full cities! Have fully armed guards and dozens of turrets! I even have sentry bots in a few of them! They cannot be in need of help! It’s impossible for them to not handle it! I guarantee if a behemoth or mirelurk queen attacked they wouldn’t get past the literal walls I modded into the game to make them look more authentic. There is no way raiders, super mutants, or any other group wouldn’t get annihilated the second they get in range of a turret. Don’t you give me that sh!t, Preston. For that matter, I’m the General. And we have dozens of Minutemen patrolling the Commonwealth at this moment. Why am I the only one actually “defending people at a minute’s notice?”
Quick Tip: Since Legendary weapons can't be scrapped and even some of the decent ones are barely worth the caps, rename them to "So-And-So's What-Have-You" to "name" the settlers (and give them decent equipment.) Great way to make use of Mutant Slayer weapons and the ones that give extra defense while reloading. Love your videos, dude!
honestly the T-pose spawning in is just another cool level of these shorts. Great storytelling, Very solid acting and the little things are just chef's kiss every time
I did something similar once. But it was for a settler that pulled a Fat Man out of my storage box and shot it at the invading Super Mutant I was in melee combat with. I died, reloaded to just before the Super Mutant fight, managed to not get hit by the nuke the second time, and sent that guy on a random trade route. I followed him from a distance with a sniper rifle.
Fun tip if you load up your supply line guys with some extra food, water and stimpaks/radaway you essientially have emergency stockpiles walking all over the commonwealth in case you need it. I know survival isnt all that difficult but it has helped me out a couple times and i like to think theyre out there helping people in need
The level of annoyance you experience when your settlements constantly pester you while you’re trying to decapitate raiders is accurately depicted here
This is too accurate to how the NPC's must act like while you're gone and the settlement is getting somebody kidnapped because the guards do not shoot the raiders
LMFAO I clicked on this expecting it to be a slaughter forgetting that it's a radial quest line and that you can fail it no matter how buff they are. This is perfect
my settlements: all have more than thrice the required amount of turrets
Preston: "Another settlement needs your help"
Ill have settlement turrets thrice please
Yeah he only says that for settlements that need help. Not for one’s being attacked.
I have a wall around all of mine with nothing but heavy turrets 😂
Your settlement could be a box of concrete with a gazillion turrets and every last man woman and child fully armed and equipped with some of the best weapons and armor fully modified by you and they would still need your help with a mole rat or somebody would still end up kidnapped
Those raiders must be higher than usual to charge my walls of missile turrets.
As a ghoul living in the Glowing sea i can personally Testify that i saw Randy running a supply chain through here
I was wondering what happened to him, thanks for the update.
Haha 🙌🏆 keep up the Good 👀😅
Let me guess the supplies are for you, like who else needs supplies out int the glowing sea?
Atleast he's finally putting in some work for once
spare him a radaway
The way he spawned in lmao
classic A pose lmao
THE HORROR
Classic bethsoft
@@seanmurry6903”Bethsoft”…?
loaded a save
I love how the dude who's spose to defend the entire settlement had a plank of wood 😂😂😂
😂
That's why he needed the boss apparently 🤔
A plank of wood.
WHILE ON A WATCHTOWER.
@@alexspencer5926 hes got VERY good reach
My settlers be like 😂😂
“Dog meat is going to replace you”
Is so savage.
Bro accepted it immediately 💀
@@johnmalkowski9485the dude fistfights Deathclaws, you gonna say no?
I trust dogmeat to run my settlements for me 😂
@@blacktalon1607 Dogmeat is a goodest boi.
“Frankly, a mark 1 turret would do a better job than you.”
This is really good, it's like the settlers fear the sole survivor as a vengeful god or something
is that not pretty much right tho? he'll probably rip your head off just as soon as you inconvenience him lol
@@beelzebub7221Too easy. . .I'd ship them Spectacle Island. . .population - Marcy Long.
Quicksave first tho😅@@beelzebub7221
@chadharger9323 thats funny, spectacle island was my chill spot and it was a companions only party house
Good, as it should be.
Now that Vaultgirl made a mod for your character preset, we need a companion mod so we can drag you around the wasteland with us
I would pay Bethesda to make that a creation club feature. I want him to have official dialogue where he questions my actions as a player.
Wait is this real?! No way, 😅
I might have to revisit fallout 4
@@shawnhalls2431 yeah, she's a creator who has a few presets you can download as mods. I think she did the main cast from the fallout show.
YEEEES!!!!
Him and the story teller would make a fun combo for companions.
"Theres literally a wall around all of Sanctuary with one entrance point covered by turrets and a man in power armor. What do you MEAN that 6 raiders got in?!" - Me every time I play Fallout 4
Sly cooper profile great choice
Don't forget a trio of giant death machines with gatling lasers for hands and automatic grenade launchers on their backs.
Ok I'm not playing FO4 right. You mean to tell me I can let NPCs use my spare power armour? And do they need a constant supply of fusion cores if so? Also if I get anyones attention can you also tell me if NPCs need ammo? I give them ammo for the gun I equip them with - am I wasting ammo here?
@Rockbo47 they ammo don't run out
@Rockbo47 ok so you have to supply your companions with ammo but not settlers.
Settlement turrets.
When I am around: Kills 3 legendary deathclaws in 0,1 second after spawning.
When I'm not around: 3 tatos and water purifier broke.
The equipment breaking makes me angrier than anything. Half the time I visit a settlement I'm like "You mean to tell me half your water pumps broke 2 weeks ago and you guys have just been dying of thirst and nobody's fixed them??"
5dr49io@@RogerTheil
So it doesn‘t come from the outside 🧐
“I gotta go tooo…. Hell, apparently “ 😂
“Hey Daryl, I know you kept complaining about wanting to go on vacation and escape the conditions so I’m happy to tell you you’ll be on a supply line heading to a cabin on Far Harbor which might I add is beautiful this time of year.”
At that point you hire the Raider. . .
@@chadharger9323 Gage?
@@Marinecorpsbrat 😄
@@Marinecorpsbrat yeah boss
*Surrounded by eldritch horrors.* "You know all things considered he wasnt lying! This ocean only diet is dping wonders!"
That Children of Atom compound at the far end of the Glowing Sea really should become a settlement. There is a certain settler who would absolutely love making that supply run.
It's Marcy, isn't it? 😂
@@1invisible1lol1 as fun as that would be, theres so much more fun to be had if you have the workshop dlc and that mod that fixes the trap door navmesh so marcy walks over it as intended
@1invisible1lol1 I came here to comment Marcy as well.
@@ryanclarke4461 Marcy has made so many friends.
there's always the settlement to the east of the glowing sea that is essentially its own isolated wasteland, it's always my endgame settlement
I love how patient the raider is, he's so polite
He's a raider, not an asshole.
When i picture fast travel i think of the soul survivor just football sprinting through the waste land and stiff arming a ghoul in the process
Soul survivor sounds like a legit name for a blues group.
That's why I don't fast travel. Don't have to imagine it, just do exactly that myself.
Well......that would definitely be a fast way to travel. 🤣
@@oxide9679 Exactly. One of the funny things about FO 4 is that I could sprint to a place faster than I could get there by fast travel. And that's with running over a mutant patrol or 2. 😆
There was a clip I saw on here of an npc's view of fast travel, and it was just, the guy's eyes going vacant, milky white as he just bursts into a dead sprint towards his destination before waking up there like nothing happened lol. Looked terrifying.
"Boss, i still get to sleep in your bed when your gone, right?"
You know i always thought the same thing, like whats the point in defenses if you still gotta do it yourself😂
My favorite is when I have both Sentry Bots and _Deathclaws_ patrolling a settlment and some dickhead raider with a pipe SMG will still decide he's gonna rob us.
@@AJadedLizardfor real. I could tell a single raider "Listen, between you and my resources, I have dozens of autoturrets of various calibers, laser turrets, several missile turrets, a few traps, about 20 vengeful settlers armed to the teeth that hate you, and about 30 of the above are pointing at you right now. Are you sure you want to do this?"
And they would be like "Gimme the tatos and no one gets hurt!"
@@RogerTheilI think about stuff like this when some random NPC accosts me in an RPG like my characters aren’t barely-contained psychopaths carrying around top of the line equipment. It’s probably a bitch to program for those scenarios, but just once I’d like to see an NPC recognize an extremely hard target when I present/make one.
@@Seolisti I know of one game that does this and that's Mount & Blade. When you enter the taverns, there's a chance that a disgruntled drunk guy will spawn and if you get close enough or talk to him, he'll pick a fight with you. But if you have high enough renown or status, you can go "Do you have any idea who I am?" And usually, he'll go "Oh, I had no idea. Please excuse me" and sulk off ashamed. It's a funny little interaction and you'd think more games would do this.
"Dogmeat is gonna replace ya" was such an honor and burn at the same time
I'd watch a whole fallout, or skyrim, series with this guy playing all the characters doing exactly this sort of thing lmao
Would be much better than the series that was made
For real. 😂
Dude you're writing skills are amazing.
I appreciate that!
"I gotta gooo... To hell apparently." Hahahahah gold!
Being replaced by Dogmeat is hilarious love that
the bestest boy around the clock!
“Yeah, you know that settlement you built a 6 metre tall solid concrete wall surrounding it with gates that lock and enough turrets to take down the entire Brotherhood, Institute, Railroad, Gunners, supermutants, every wasteland creature from radroach to deathclaw, every Raider Faction including Nuka World, all the Mechanist’s Automatons, and anything else that dares to try and oppose you? Plus all the sentrybots you made with hydraulic armour, dual explosive miniguns, and dual fatmans? And every of your 20 settlers being armed to the teeth either in heavy combat armour, marine armour, or power armour, wielding duplicated two-shot combat rifles? Yeah, they need your help cause a dozen poorly armed raiders threatened to kill them if they don’t pay them 100 caps. Also one of them got kidnapped behind all of those defences that rivals the prewar US military. You should go help them.”
"i gave every single one of you assault rifles and put turrents eveywhere and you telling me sobody got kidnaped??"
Settler: yeah :D
I've had my Security kidnapped. No sh*t, I gave this b*tch power armor, which she was in, because when I rescued her it was standing right next to her, a railway rifle, .44, weaved armored dress and hat. I was so pissed. With that said, as SOON as I untied her she started blastin, so that was good.
*eye twitch*
That heavy combat armor he was wearing was worth more than every pipe rifle those raiders had
Lmao
Saves the hostage in power armor
bruh jacked my alien blaster off the wall. same punishment
Probably the same person who keeps finding fusion cores and taking your armor creasing the shoes up staring at you like yeah i did that
Legit got everyone in power armor and op weapons, more turrets than people!..... And i STILL gotta go and defend my settlements!
Nah you just gotta be present to see the action. I think you can use cameras. Just go to the settlement's camera feed and watch.
He spawns in, boy you a fool.😂😂😂😂😂😂
The t pose spawn in oh my god 💀
"idk why i lied to you about my name?" bruuuh idk why but i laughed so hard
I like how casually parker says "I've got to go to hell, apparently"
He's used to this shit and he just puts up with it
I fucking swear, I really want to send Preston to the Glowing Sea so bad.
I remember when the game had JUST come out, people were going mad about how much they liked Preston. Oh you just wait, past us... You just wait.
LMAO the spawn in
This has big Homelander energy.
I watched this so many times on repeat just for that delivery at the end, kills me every time 😂
Not the glowing sea😭
Oh my God the multiple levels to this is incredible😂
😂 i lost it at dogmeat
"Well hey Travis" really got me lmaooo
😂😂😂 not the glowing sea
Still better tHan Spectical Island with Marcy Long.
"Well, nice meeting you Travis."
"Actually, my name's James."
“Another settlement needs your help.”
No! I have build each settlement into full cities! Have fully armed guards and dozens of turrets! I even have sentry bots in a few of them! They cannot be in need of help! It’s impossible for them to not handle it! I guarantee if a behemoth or mirelurk queen attacked they wouldn’t get past the literal walls I modded into the game to make them look more authentic. There is no way raiders, super mutants, or any other group wouldn’t get annihilated the second they get in range of a turret. Don’t you give me that sh!t, Preston.
For that matter, I’m the General. And we have dozens of Minutemen patrolling the Commonwealth at this moment. Why am I the only one actually “defending people at a minute’s notice?”
I love how your content has just kept getting better over time bro
Running a supply line through the glowing sea is wild 😂
That last line was perfectly delivered oh my gosh 😂😂😂
The t pose while Materializing was a cherry on top
God this has to be one of your funniest fallout skits, keep these miracles coming they have accidentally become my life blood thank you
“I have to go uhh to hell apparently” fucking killed me
Quick Tip: Since Legendary weapons can't be scrapped and even some of the decent ones are barely worth the caps, rename them to "So-And-So's What-Have-You" to "name" the settlers (and give them decent equipment.) Great way to make use of Mutant Slayer weapons and the ones that give extra defense while reloading.
Love your videos, dude!
These are my favorite skits
"Run a supply line through the glowing sea" I fucking cant 😂
It's made me laugh way harder than it should have 😂
That. Was. HILARIOUS!!!😂
Youre the only person online what makes me laugh audibly
The A pose on spawn was gold😂
I wonder what this looks like to someone passing by.
honestly the T-pose spawning in is just another cool level of these shorts. Great storytelling, Very solid acting and the little things are just chef's kiss every time
“That’s him. That’s him for sure”
Dude spawned in quicker than matt crooks did.
Dogmeat LMFAO 😂🤣😆
I might send him into the Combat Zone, but Marcy will always have the Glowing Sea route!
Randy needs a redemption ark
"I gotta go to hell, apparently," my grandpa in 1969, lmao 😂
I did something similar once. But it was for a settler that pulled a Fat Man out of my storage box and shot it at the invading Super Mutant I was in melee combat with. I died, reloaded to just before the Super Mutant fight, managed to not get hit by the nuke the second time, and sent that guy on a random trade route. I followed him from a distance with a sniper rifle.
“I gotta go… to hell apparently” 💀 the glowing sea is literally hell that is such a funny way to put it and it’s so true lolll
I can just see u having this convo with yourself while playing fallout lol very relatable 😂
"I gotta go to hell apparently"
Funny stuff man!
You know you disappointed your boss when you get replaced by a goddamn dog. 😅
“Dogmeat is gonna replace you.”😂😂
"This bottle of Nuka-Cola is going to replace you."
Lmfao i cannot get enough of this guy content
I love how he just accepted his fate
The null pose loading in is gold
That dogmeat line was so true
a supply line trough the glowing sea is diabolical 😂
the spawn in n jump has had me rolling for like 5 minutes now😭
"Run a supply line through the Glowing Sea", classic double entendre
And the settler just agreeingnto it is priceless 😂😂😂
Bandit: Hey man…are they all like this?
As someone with a walled in Sanctuary with a defense of 395, this speaks volumes to me whenever I get a Sanctuary Needs Help alert.
"Going to hell" in this case is quite literal LMAO.
"that's him, that's him for sure" as he materializes into existence
Fun tip if you load up your supply line guys with some extra food, water and stimpaks/radaway you essientially have emergency stockpiles walking all over the commonwealth in case you need it. I know survival isnt all that difficult but it has helped me out a couple times and i like to think theyre out there helping people in need
I gotta gooo.. to hell apparently that shit killed me it was so funny 😂
Me running around wearing the same vault suit while my whole crew wears power armor 😅
“i gotta go to hell, apparently” was beautiful 😂
This gave me a few Commonwealth flashbacks! 👏😆
Dogmeat is the best guard tbh
Good luck with all the glowy rads, dude!
"Get moving, Parker. That scrap isn't going to move itself through that deadly wasteland."
"Dogmeat is gonna replace you"
Is the most Fallout 4 shiet ever lmao
This just feels like a slow day working at duck commander
Thank you for these!
The level of annoyance you experience when your settlements constantly pester you while you’re trying to decapitate raiders is accurately depicted here
Hearing “dog meat is going to replace you” would kill me on the inside
The delivery of every line in this is fucking hilarious
This is too accurate to how the NPC's must act like while you're gone and the settlement is getting somebody kidnapped because the guards do not shoot the raiders
One time i got the pop up, "Your settlement has successfully defended itself". I damn near cried.
That plasma rifle replica is just top tier.
I legit have been waiting for the conclusion and it paid off!
One of your best so far
LMFAO I clicked on this expecting it to be a slaughter forgetting that it's a radial quest line and that you can fail it no matter how buff they are. This is perfect