When You Block An African Mom's SLAP (Episode 23) with Mapitsi Skeem Saam
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- čas přidán 4. 03. 2018
- A Comedy Skit by Nelisiwe Mwase & Bri Bri | OMFilmsSA (Sony A7Sii Comedy Short Film)
Here's our take on Cishe Ngafa :"D
Watch Behind the Scenes here: • Blocking Your Moms SLA...
CREW
Director/DOP: Ofentse Mwase
Assistant Camera and Lighting: Nyembezi Ncaba
Producer: Nelisiwe Mwase
Offline Edit: Chwayita Kaule
Online Edit: Ofentse Mwase
Make-Up: Bridget Mahlangu
BTS Shooter: Nyembezi Ncaba
BTS Editor: LethuLight
CAST
Nelisiwe Mwase
Bridget Mahlangu
Mogao Motlhatswi
Dithapelo Segodi
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Thank You for watching :) - Komedie
I'm African American and I used to take karate in High school and once by accident I blocked one of my Mom's slaps for me popping off at the mouth. I thought her head was going to spin around. She then used her other hand to finish the job. The next day ALL karate classes cancelled!🤣
Looool
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm so glad you're still alive😂😂
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
It turns out black moms are the same everywhere 😂😂😂😂😂
People think this is an exaggeration but this is all true.
Exactly
It’s true
Saint Lode bruh😂
Really crazy but it's the truth.
True. I've been there 😕
Flashbacks Thixo! I once blocked my Granny's slap. She went and locked herself in her bedroom till the following day. In the morning woke up straight to my school before I even had breakfast she was out. I found her at the staff room where I was called to account why I tried to kill my grandmother. I was also not allowed to respond as everyone was talking. Wheeee I miss my granny
A black parent can hit you. When you cry they ask "why you crying?" then beat you harder for crying and when you don't cry "you are stubborn" and beat you harder for being stubborn. Either way you gets whooped harder😂😂
SO TRUE HAPPEND TO ME
Frrrr😂😭
😂😂😂😂 if you are an African child never ... never attempt to block a beating.... you will get arrested
Andzani Siwelane g
You ain’t lying
😂😂😂🇭🇹👍🏿
Andzani Siwelane okay it's not never, It's NEVER.
Forget being arrested
African parents can ask a question, when you trynna answer that, "you're backchatting" and when you not answering, you're rude
No mani😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ja eish ite true always happens
SOOOO TRUE
All Africans have one and the same ancestor I tell you. There I am having a flashback from my childhood 😂😂😂🇿🇼
You ain't never lied. My ancestors live on in my elders. It passed on in spite of the transalantic slave trade. The slap heard around the world 😂😂 😂😂 😂
That's true 😂😂😂 👍
Omg I can so relate. I once blocked a slap from my grandma the next I know she had the uncles and aunties travel a long distance to intervene because appearantly I hit her. She even called the cops. Man was I scared that day because it was my word against hers.
Mandisa Kitching Wwwooooww!! How did you survive that?
tevin netiv The cops believed me for some miraculous reasons and that ended the whole story. But things were awkward at home for days.
Mandisa Kitching hahahaha...Chronicles of an African child.
Mandisa Kitching if I block, my mom says I'm fighting back😂 it's disrespectful.
Mandisa Kitching hahaha😂😂😂samething happened with me too, except the cops...i relate
Rule number one : Never defend or protect yourself.Just take the beating and cry as hard as you can😂
Eclair bear when you cry, they say "why are you crying" then when you don't cry, they say "you aren't crying? I'll give you something to cry about."
Black Parents don't know what they want sometimes
That is the honest truth.
Don't cry too hard cause then, they'll beat you for crying
@@alizwamandubu7159 That's my mom she is white
If uu don't cry uu get a much harder beating
I once said No to an elder ...she spent 3 days in bed.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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😂😂😂😂Drama!!
Ijoo uMama kaNels is so dramatical 🤣 that rolling all over the floor was like a scene in a Nigerian movie 😂😂😂😂
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Lol i just come to realize as African children we've been thru alot, My mom wud call my father tell him to deal with me coz i ddnt cry after a beating!!!
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And then when you do cry they have a problem with it!
Psychological warfare
U have to learn to time it ryt
I'm not even black and can't relate but this is amazingly funny and well produced... Now I know what my friends go through at home. Hehe.
I remember when my mother wanted to hit me with a steelrod , I told her that she will not hit me with it and that it will be the last time she hits me. She said since I was grown, I should find myself a place to live in, clothe myself, and feed myself. She did not speak to me for like the whole day. And it was the last time she ever raised her hand on me. Not my proudest moment.
I'm Haitian and can relate. you can't say no to these people
Defending yourself from a beating is equal to attempted murder
Lol exactly
In a black family:
rule n#1: never block a slap
rule n#2 : cry as hard as you can n when she looks at you lower your voice not too low ..she will take the closest weapon close to her( her shoe)
Yho 😂😂😂my mom was whooping me with a sjambok nd i tried taking it from her (SO THAT I CAN THROW IT AWAY).we went back and forth fighting for it..,obviously i won as soon as i got a hold of it she went down on her knees and started praying in tongues then then the neighbours came out...it was huge and painfully hilarious
Nonsikelelo Mthethwa 😂😂😂😂😂praying in tongues!! Our parents though😆😆😆😆
HAHAHAHA our parents though
Nonsikelelo Mthethwa how old were u 😂😂
Ano Mjiwu I was 19 years old being beaten for amaPegs😅😅
Nonsikelelo Mthethwa just for amapegs hayi. That is our parents
When my mother tried to slap me, I blocked it she tried again with the other hand I blocked her again, then she kicked me in the stomach.😂 Then she claims I twisted her hand😂😂😂Yho!!
This is scary, scary because this is exactly what happened to me when I was 17 the fact that my mom said the same words. She went on an entire rant explaining to my dad how I tried to kill her and how much I hated her, I remember her exact words "Matshidiso a ga nrate" lol and I felt guilty then I cried and she said it was crocodile tears. I love her though, only motto now is to make her happy.
lmao pure wicked lol my mom was the same deal
I dodged a slap from my mother once😱😱😱 she looked at me didnt say anything ....in the middle of the night when my father came back from work ...whoooeee my crying sounds woke uo the whole neighborhood i think my dad wanted to seriously kill me ........😅😅😅😅 its all because my mom sent me to buy something i took longer than usual and I wanted to explain that i had to go to another store but she thought i was lying (because that store is always open and their specialty is what i went to buy ) but they didn’t have some on that particular-day so i went somewhere else.........the momment i opened my mouth to explain i saw that slap coming from a mile away cause I knew it was coming and i dodge , 😰😰😰😰😰🤗😱😱😱😱 rest was history.
watching this while in class...can't stop laughing 😂😂 FROM UNIVERSITY OF VENDA
Yoh for the why mara our parents be overreacting all the time.😂😂😂😂😂😂
This popped up on my recommendations, now I'm laughing hard cause I can totally relate 😂😂😂😂
The last time I blocked my mum's slap she said that I was all grown and wanted to fight her back, she insisted that we fight to see who the mother is, I had no option than to kneel down and apologize.🤦
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yho😂😂😂😂
She finally bought that holy oil from stop nosons the kasi cash crusaders
True dat😂
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I was wondering the kind of wine and nose ring shenanigans Bri Bri was allowed to get away with, kantsi dololo 😂😂😂😂
This is just too much for me to laugh my favorite actress from skeem saam is killing her part.. Nelisiwe .. are you waiting for a white man to come marry you so he can buy you a dishwasher...my favorite line ever
Nelisiwe the way you call her name is outstanding ....love love loved it from Miami Florida
And Mama Nells’s dress hai 💀💀💀😂😂😂 reminds me of Madea.
When the mother says "Eloi!" I just die..
Vnjukkkkjuyrqqwqnklllopppppn ppiySimthande Myeza uuuihvbhf
😂😂😂her very own Jesus must take the wheel😂you guys tho😂
Sounds like my mum and she is a white South African
Maybe its a south african thing. We are so extra
@@Bestme78 True:)
@@Bestme78 I heard that it's unheard of for the san bush people to hit their children
But how is Mama Nells friends with someone who's Nelisiwe's age💀😂
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Dead😂
Mama nells is nelisiwe ring a bell they look the same,smae body tyle and type and name ring a bell???
@@ayanda6025 you sound dumb af. The characters she plays are different. Who doesn’t know that it’s actually the same person playing 2 characters?? But the Mama Nells character is an older church going lady who’s supposed to have older church going friends!!
@@chersono5506 btch i know that
*I always thought it was impossible mara you know nothing is impossible when it comes to Nelisiwe*
South Africa 😂😂😂😚
1000 truth , this happens to most of us , but otherwise it’s so true hey 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 I can relate to this video
1 day when my mom was beating me with a belt I took it from her and threw it out side through the window ,thats when she slapped me on my back but I couldn't bear the pain so blocked her .aw the next 3 hrs was hell ,she phoned a pastor to pray for me and called the neighbours to talk to me and told my uncle and aunt to come and talk about it . According to her she said "I beat her with a belt"
Miss my mom so much
It's amazing how we can all relate. Awesome content really
This was soo funny! Yho and accurate! You killed it sham Nelisiwe!!! 👐🏽👐🏽🔥
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 My mother ended up calling a family meeting when this happened I was like 17. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just showed her this video and she's finished 😂😂😂😂😂
These skits have too much flavor much love from China 😂😂😂
Ofentse Mwase Films 不用谢。much love from China as well. ❤️
Im In China too💃 miss home though
LMAO Hah Mamaka Nelisiwe, Amanga!!!
When I did this my mom kept the belt down and said "oh usumdala wena?"and then molded the fist ready to fight with an adult that is "me" since senginqaka induku
You guys are fantastic love love love it 👍🏿🇭🇹 don’t block it you’ll end up having to apologize for trying to save yourself 😂
This was the best episode ever!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is that Tumi's Holy Oil 😂😂😂😂😂😂
same thing I thought when I saw the oil😂
Haahaa yes...
Lolz most definitly it iz 😂😂😂😂😂
Aki Africa we're so extra naturally its crazy!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is my most favorite video 😭😭🤣😂 I watch it every time over and over
😂i thought it was just my mom
Showing love from Louisiana!!!! You all always make my day 💕💕💕💕💕!!! Much LOVE !
I must say you are the best in SA like your video cheer my mood I'm watching your videos instead of doing homework yoh😂😂you are the best
Wat hurts the most is that it's all true 😂😂😂
Lol Mom used to do this to me 😂😂..make up these stories kwabany'Bantu only to find I just blocked a slap
Her very own Jesus must take the wheel 😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this line finished😂😂😂😂😂
The way she described how Nels attacked her😂😂🤣 she kills me yhoo😄
😂😂😂😂 after Nelisiwe blocked the klap, Mama Nellz ubona amazulu evuleka😂😂
Hilarious
Laughing From London😂😂
Mama Nells working on my Nerves.. Hahahahaha kante she bought the holy oil!!?? Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can so relate. African parents are the same...lol....Hats off to you guys.... Such talent.... a thousand pounds of respect!!!!
I think this is one of the most beautiful languages, next to Portuguese imo
This will forever be one of my favourite videos😭
I like the way she says "U r back chatting me" Lol kwaaa...
This the funniest video I ever watched through out the entire year 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂I’m dying
Dear Nelisiwe Mwase
Thank you for making my day, Ore u nearly saw Jesus! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I remember kunomcimbi wamadlozi ekhaya then my cuz bro told me to take off my nose ring well i refused the reason was "Kuzothiwa angiziphethe kahle" lol after the ceremony bangibiza ugogo kwathiwa ngathi sengiyaphambuka idolobha lingishitshile .Nge nose ring nje bafethu cabanga.# Blackparents ba extra nje.
Notification squad!!
I like the person who made this video 👌👌
Why does this just kill me 😂💀
legendary.. Oscar ready hahahaha
😂😂😂😭 Yazini!! As a black child👐🏽👐🏽👐🏽 never ever ever block your mothers hand as she tries to hit you coz the drama following... Is endless😭😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂Nelisiwe cishe ngafa😂😂
NELISIWE IS MY FAVOURITE CHARACTOR SHE REPRESENTS US CHILDREN FROM THE 90`S. LOL
Hahahahahahah😂😂😂😂.....laughing from Russia...this is crazy looolz
Shepherd Buthelzi hahaa From Russia..wow sana
Can you believe i only just got to know about this channel? LOL! I'm in love...forget the day, you made the rest of my 2018..
Its tough in sata'frika 😂😂😓
"cishe ngafa" I died yoh
So loving this all the way from Sweden😂
I can relate 😂😂😂as second born I don't always get to the fall... Mama Nells uyayibaxa ubuxoki obungaka 😂
Mama Nells at the end bought the holy oil😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 this is true, My Mother was Arguing with My sista,she was beating her with a pipe, when she was holding that pipe,My Mom she fainted,we all know she didn't just lies, called her mother basically all her family members that she's killing her,in her own house.
Lmaoooooooooo😂😂😂😂😂nelisiwe phenduke iDemon😂😂😂
She even continues and says now u r the one with the demons😂😂
I once blocked my mom from slapping me, she called my elder brothers and sisters, my uncle and aunts telling told them am about to killed her.
I have never being more confused in my life the way I was confused that day ...
great work guys
I like mom's outfit 😂😂
Africans mums invented the phrase back chatting me 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and block Africans mums slaps , they will tell everyone you try to beat them 😂😂
Lmao my lil sis did this to my mom and i was away from home my mom just called me immediately saying my lil sis tried to kill her coz she wanted to whoop her ass for not cleaning her room, lmao she was so dramatic about it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 I've never laughed so much in a day guys, this honestly made my day😭😭😭😭😭this is exactly how my mom acts
Whoa guys...
So are going to pretend as if you didn't notice mama Nells friend 🤔
Mapitsi from Skeem Sam💖💞💥
this by far my favorite!! keep up the good work guys
These vids are legit boss 😄😄😄😄😄😄I revisit the all the time... please don't disappear again Nells
🤣🤣I love when her mother shouts Nelisiwe
😂😂when you block their slap get ready for a hearing with the elders
Is mama ka Nells Nelisiwe
i am say that becuse she just like her ❤❤❤❤❤😅😅😅
Lmao yes! When you block your mom's smack she says you wanted to hit her lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #growingupblack
"Athi uzohlinza mina" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂dead!
I shouldn't be alive : based on a true story 😂
I swear i replayed this to laugh more 😂😂😂😂 i am unable to can
Lol Nelisiwe is my favourite....hahahaha what a great job guys, you rock
Who in their right minds can dislike this?? Wow I can relate to this so much as an african