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  • @cheyennebarton
    @cheyennebarton Před 3 lety +342

    i’m so mad the clickbait worked. (also you’ve got my vote)

  • @cassiegillis9492
    @cassiegillis9492 Před 3 lety +249

    We love a quick and simple acronym. Really rolls off the tongue.

  • @reallysmallfrisby
    @reallysmallfrisby Před 3 lety +257

    The clickbait worked for me. Lil disappointed.

    • @SavageLynelButtPlug
      @SavageLynelButtPlug Před 3 lety +9

      Coincidentally, "Lil Disappointed" is Jack's nickname over on OnlyFans.

  • @TheSpifster
    @TheSpifster Před 3 lety +466

    I’m seeing festive Steve Jobs, if he had hair

    • @TwittyTelly
      @TwittyTelly Před 3 lety +1

      That's it! I watched the video racking my brains trying to work out who he reminded me of!

    • @kelly2632
      @kelly2632 Před 3 lety +1

      Literally came here to comment this 😂

    • @TalkAsSoftAsChalk
      @TalkAsSoftAsChalk Před 3 lety +2

      I'm getting strong Fassbender's Steve Jobs vibes.

  • @UltimateMoeps
    @UltimateMoeps Před 3 lety +173

    I feel like many of your followers, like me, have stuck around your channel for a long time not just because we like what you make, but also because you seem like a chill cool person? The internet is a scary place but I think you have a nice little nook here with nice people and i really hope that at least some part of you feels that way too! may you be happy

    • @JackHoward
      @JackHoward  Před 3 lety +65

      Thanks for saying so and for being here :)

    • @ishadrums
      @ishadrums Před 3 lety +9

      yes! the internet is a big and scary place but jack’s channel is a little safe spot where you’re guaranteed a good laugh or at least a smile

    • @EvaSVD
      @EvaSVD Před 3 lety +4

      Haha yup that's how it feels for me, I've been here since 2011 ☺️

  • @ruairiwright
    @ruairiwright Před 3 lety +242

    It's embarrassing how fast I opened this notification.

    • @brunobarbosa9728
      @brunobarbosa9728 Před 3 lety +4

      It's embarrassing how quick i was to relate to that

  • @NowItsEddy
    @NowItsEddy Před 3 lety +95

    I knew it was a joke, but somehow I was still disappointed

  • @molliealice2328
    @molliealice2328 Před 3 lety +135

    I am a lesbian, but also slightly disappointed at this use of clickbait.

  • @needmusicnow7
    @needmusicnow7 Před 3 lety +11

    Jack's transition from being too scared to say cancel culture to deciding let's annoy people with clickbait is the character growth we love to see

  • @kaitlynlancaster4655
    @kaitlynlancaster4655 Před 3 lety +67

    You remind me of my brilliant English teacher, don't entirely know why, but I love this revelation I just had.

    • @leifhelland6313
      @leifhelland6313 Před 3 lety +7

      Yeah, his guy gives big "sort of poshy, well traveled and well read english teacher that also teaches history sometimes" vibes.

  • @thicbizcuit
    @thicbizcuit Před 3 lety +98

    i could listen to you talk for ever. not in a weird sexy way just you’re very calming and peaceful

  • @MarkHilton1
    @MarkHilton1 Před 3 lety +40

    I'll be honest, I was expecting you to announce new iPhones

  • @bassmanco
    @bassmanco Před 3 lety +14

    i appreciate the gagging at the thought of Bojo as PM. this is the darkest timeline.

  • @tojamichau1165
    @tojamichau1165 Před 3 lety +2

    3:11 mate what are you talking about , you are the first CZcamsr advertiser, that I decided to have a go and watch the full advert, you weren't annoying and stupid as others, what made me come to your channel and watch your video. Well done

  • @PseudoFanboy
    @PseudoFanboy Před 3 lety +2

    jack howard gives himself every opportunity to capitalise on our thirst then denies every single one

  • @spider-parker1297
    @spider-parker1297 Před 3 lety +4

    “You can’t go anywhere [...] this should have been done weeks ago”
    I wish I knew what that feels like *cries/loses sanity in American*

  • @lara_xy
    @lara_xy Před 3 lety +5

    I live in Amsterdam - we also only have a ~new lockdown for a few weeks and I am just so tired of it because I wish the prime minister would just be stricter and put everything in full lockdown and close our border so we can be done with this at some point..... I am so jealous of the countries that are already done

  • @m0061
    @m0061 Před 3 lety +12

    Yo Shoutout to Jack for being completely right that Tier 4 should have been in place frigging weeks ago.....

  • @xxxcrazyducksxxx
    @xxxcrazyducksxxx Před 3 lety +20

    The good, the bad, and the just plain shit parts of 2020 is gonna be 2 seconds long and you guys just saying “ITS SHIT!”

    • @Sara-vn2kz
      @Sara-vn2kz Před 3 lety +1

      Man! Remember the days of 2-second long CZcams videos? They were grainy as hell but they definitely sparked the imagination.

  • @huzatron_
    @huzatron_ Před 3 lety +6

    Klaus is an incredible Christmas film, I wish it was available on Blu-ray! I think Scrooged with Bill Murray is my all time favourite, I have the fondest memories of watching it with my brother when I was probably too young. I live with two douchebags so I'll be watching it tonight with my Snowball trying to drown them out 🍹Merry Christmas Jack!

  • @mooloomoo
    @mooloomoo Před 3 lety +44

    no OF link in description :(((

    • @Pepino_Leonardo
      @Pepino_Leonardo Před 3 lety +18

      My Disappointment Is Immeasurable And My Day Is Ruined

  • @Rhi.
    @Rhi. Před 3 lety +1

    Hey Jack! I was the person who asked question xvi and I wanted to say thanks for the tip and the use of the example of Leadley's video it really does put things into perspective for me as to how I shouldn't feel bad that I'm using what I've got and just going with it. I love watching the videos you create with Dean as well as your personal projects that you have got to direct this year so thanks again for the tip it truly means a lot!

  • @erinpennington19
    @erinpennington19 Před 3 lety +7

    I need a full Jack and Dean voodoo doll sketch 😂

  • @JustASleepySloth
    @JustASleepySloth Před 3 lety +3

    It's not about the kid only liking his dad when he's santa clause, it's about the journey of a father who puts work above relationships when his job is flipped to a more wholesome one he realises what he's missing out on and makes life changes that make a lot of different people happy, he grows as a person and is given a second chance it's a lovely story

  • @Dawnstar1209
    @Dawnstar1209 Před 3 lety

    I think there will always be a place for the Cinema because I’ve watched a ton of movies at home over quarantine, but I’m still chomping at the bit to go to the movie theater. It’s an entirely different experience to make an evening of going to see a movie with other people and strangers. I am very introverted but the movie theater is my favorite place to go when I’ve had a hard day at work, just grabbing a little treat at the drug store, smuggling it in, watching a movie with no distractions, listening to people buzz about the movie before, and listening to them talk about it as they walk out. It’s amazing.

  • @katesmall8176
    @katesmall8176 Před 3 lety +3

    uve been a constant in my life since basically the start of your channel and its super amazing to see where youve ended up, felt like ive matured with u :) missed ur content so much and so glad to see you appear on my youtube again, merry christmas Jack

  • @Zero_Loras
    @Zero_Loras Před 3 lety +23

    *claps*
    "This is for you, I know it seems sarcastic, but I promise you it's very genuine."
    Jack Howard in a nutshell
    Bonus:
    "Are you a dog, cat, or any other animal person?"
    "I'm a human."

  • @doddleoddle
    @doddleoddle Před 3 lety +1

    GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM

  • @rohanann4914
    @rohanann4914 Před 3 lety +13

    Yes, I love having chat with me mate jack over a good ol’ CZcams video. Nice way of interactin’

  • @TokkiYamaguchi
    @TokkiYamaguchi Před 3 lety +1

    Mate. I'd love to see more of these. I'm really enjoying actually opening up with people even if it's 'strangers on the Internet'

  • @charmer63
    @charmer63 Před 3 lety +3

    1000% agree with your thoughts on simultaneous releases. Every time I think “oh I could just stream this one” I remember my first watch of Raiders of the Lost Ark. It was on an imax screen, and I’m not sorry to say nothing will top that experience for me.
    Also got to see Jaws for the first time in theaters, which also was phenomenal.

  • @ArinBombastic
    @ArinBombastic Před 3 lety +1

    I clicked the click bait hoping it was a joke. So glad it isn't true. Jack u r a handsome dude but u have so much potential and talent. Please continue using ur gift

  • @ayanali
    @ayanali Před 3 lety +14

    Jack, I'm not saying you should put a messy blonde wig on the voodoo doll... But maybe I am... Not for any particular reason though...

  • @BenM.Davies
    @BenM.Davies Před 3 lety +14

    Last time I was this early, Jack was stuck on the stairs with some other geeza.

  • @3FreeAgent
    @3FreeAgent Před 3 lety +1

    stellar hat m8 - love the minor hand-to-hat flip at the beginning, only good things can be expected after that.

  • @Theodunning
    @Theodunning Před 3 lety +1

    every ad I've seen you in I've always thought I remembered you, now I REMEMBER YOURE FROM THE COMING OUT VIDEO

  • @rachelfreckles
    @rachelfreckles Před 3 lety +2

    Suggestion - put Mark Kermode in a J&D sketch.

    • @JackHoward
      @JackHoward  Před 3 lety

      He’s technically in “Emotional Baggage”

  • @ItsChelseaSymone
    @ItsChelseaSymone Před 3 lety +1

    Jim Carrey as ‘The Grinch’ IS the best comedic performance to ever happen in film 🗣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @Rachel-qz4hj
    @Rachel-qz4hj Před 3 lety +4

    Jack Howard for Prime MInister. Got my vote.

  • @summary9391
    @summary9391 Před 3 lety +2

    2 videos in one week, you really are delivering Christmas

  • @saskianicholls1390
    @saskianicholls1390 Před 3 lety +2

    The Christmas meets Steve Jobs vibe and Jacks charm makes me so happy

  • @Naz-pk4ll
    @Naz-pk4ll Před 3 lety +2

    never thought I'd subscribe because of the Fiverr ad... You are funny ;)

  • @jxehaynes
    @jxehaynes Před 3 lety +2

    already this series absolutely slaps

  • @the-chillian
    @the-chillian Před 3 lety +1

    I think I need the voodoo doll sketch now.

  • @ol343
    @ol343 Před 3 lety +6

    Have I imagined a Kermode on Film podcast on Mank? When's it coming? Merry Christmas, Jack

  • @BlogManiac64
    @BlogManiac64 Před 3 lety

    thanks for the incorporated jack&dean sketch

  • @anadefreitas2335
    @anadefreitas2335 Před 3 lety

    theres something very interesting about the fact that so many of the youtubers from the first wave back in the early 2010s have a moment in their career where the internet goes from being the home where so many friends congregate to a scary amorphous judge (see charlie, dan, dodie...). that said a pay per view onlyfans where jack reviews films would be too interesting an idea not to throw it in the ring. have a good end of the year, jack and the girl reading this!

  • @GenerallyBananas
    @GenerallyBananas Před 3 lety +1

    Your vlogs are very relaxed, I've been enjoying them a lot

  • @MiaJoBella
    @MiaJoBella Před 3 lety +3

    The clickbait title may annoy me but I always click and I always stop being annoued because I forget I love Jack Howard videos

  • @user-xv6ys6gv9m
    @user-xv6ys6gv9m Před 3 lety +3

    jack in black blazer is the meaning of my life now

  • @jessieee_p
    @jessieee_p Před 3 lety

    I'm spending Christmas alone this year and I feel really anxious about it. But this was a very timely reminder to open up with my friends and not bottle everything up. So thank you. 💛 Also nothing can replace going to the cinema in person and thinking about it makes me want to cry ok byeeee

  • @aidsonblades8043
    @aidsonblades8043 Před 3 lety +2

    Media santa ama is just what I needed

  • @sunn7045
    @sunn7045 Před 3 lety +2

    if there's not a jack & dean sketch based on The Voodoo Doll Incident i might riot

  • @ayoaderules
    @ayoaderules Před 3 lety +3

    Your outfit is giving me 'Elf in charge of making apple products' vibes

  • @Rachel-qz4hj
    @Rachel-qz4hj Před 3 lety

    Sorry to hear you're feeling anxious about making videos - I think a lot of people, esp. your audience, don't believe in cancel culture and are more forgiving of people making mistakes, we're all human and learn and do our best yada yada- BUT what I actually want to say is thank you for making a video for us despite anxiety!! We appreciate you :D Merry Chrizzmas

  • @JH-zk6tn
    @JH-zk6tn Před 3 lety

    That ‘what’s are you doin’ was very jack and dean

  • @blueberryfolf3932
    @blueberryfolf3932 Před 3 lety +1

    Hope you guys had a great x mas

  • @ThePaulakiddo
    @ThePaulakiddo Před 3 lety

    i only got surfshark so i could watch the great british bake off, since it's the only thing keeping me sane rn. so thank you for introducing me.

  • @jessica-mh3os
    @jessica-mh3os Před 3 lety

    merry christmas! (I'm enjoying this little series, you pull off AMAs well)

  • @abbyfroidl8167
    @abbyfroidl8167 Před 3 lety +2

    The living room is a public area, Jack. You can't tell me to get out

  • @TakeoInslayth
    @TakeoInslayth Před 3 lety +1

    I love Take me Home Tonight as well, but I love it for Dan Fogler.

    • @JackHoward
      @JackHoward  Před 3 lety +1

      He’s so good at playing the funny best friend character!

  • @jameswhiting6615
    @jameswhiting6615 Před 3 lety +1

    It’s a bad that these videos are making you anxious, but I do love them a lot!

  • @DreamOnMaddie
    @DreamOnMaddie Před 3 lety

    My family and I got 2 seconds into Klaus and remembered we hadn't watched Home Alone 2 yet (a staple) - so looks like I'll be waiting another year for the season to come round again

  • @Sara-vn2kz
    @Sara-vn2kz Před 3 lety +1

    😂 Yeah, that IS just like a Jack and Dean sketch! Your flatmate should help you write in lockdown!

  • @remarkablylisa
    @remarkablylisa Před 3 lety

    the PRAYER in the beginning LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @kitkat1321
    @kitkat1321 Před 3 lety

    Pfft the click bait titles are great
    Also about the cinema and streaming service releases, I think that’s actually a good thing! I can’t go to cinemas (anxiety, probable autism etc) so usually I have to wait six months before I can watch anything. Being able to see a film at home would be amazing. Merry Christmas 😊

  • @elliot2331
    @elliot2331 Před 3 lety +4

    I also just watched Klaus, it was quite good and I really liked it.

    • @lamontmcleod2
      @lamontmcleod2 Před 3 lety +1

      I watched it twice. May have shed a tear.

    • @elliot2331
      @elliot2331 Před 3 lety +1

      @@lamontmcleod2 Yeah the ending made me cry.

  • @coinage4817
    @coinage4817 Před 3 lety +2

    do more movie recomendations please

  • @Harri_James
    @Harri_James Před 3 lety

    Most HBO stuff is on Now TV so maybe they'll be on there in the UK?

  • @CarleySW
    @CarleySW Před 3 lety

    Surely Charlie starts to like his dad more because becoming Santa Claus and having Charlie believe in him makes him a better, kinder man/dad? Any man who decides he's going to start cooking a whole Christmas spread (INCLUDING A FUCKING TURKEY) at 7:00p on Christmas Eve can only get better by the end of the film.

  • @kasperstenbom
    @kasperstenbom Před 3 lety

    I literally got an ad for Tenet right before you got a question about Christopher Nolan. And then right after that you got a question mentioning Tenet.. straaange. (The ad was for it being available to stream, or something)

  • @lamontmcleod2
    @lamontmcleod2 Před 3 lety +1

    Also with Klaus you can watch it in basically any language. Like at least 30 languages. For anyone else who cares about that...
    Just me then?

  • @Sharktooth17
    @Sharktooth17 Před 3 lety

    a jack howard video? christmas is saved!

  • @cheeseamougus449
    @cheeseamougus449 Před 3 lety +1

    NO!

  • @Jindorek
    @Jindorek Před 3 lety

    I'm glad to see you are on the right side of the #diehardmas debate.

  • @elle1107
    @elle1107 Před 3 lety

    Chill Christmas Eve content! We love to see it

  • @RubyPrice
    @RubyPrice Před 3 lety

    Cinema experience vs a home experience? Gotta be the cinema every single time! Seeing a movie for the first time (in my opinion at least) should be in a cinema screening... there’s just no substitute for the atmosphere, the scale or even just the feeling of taking part in something like that. If the first time I’d seen The Last Jedi was at home on a tv or god forbid, a laptop screen, I probably wouldn’t love that movie anywhere near as much as I do!

  • @eleanorr7285
    @eleanorr7285 Před 3 lety

    u hav every quickly become my favourite youtuber
    like i adore u

  • @The_Cloud-kd8ki
    @The_Cloud-kd8ki Před 3 lety

    Hello I am here from the Jack and Dean channel thinking jack and dean died since they dont upload and i see this video and think wait Jack is still alive... oh ok

  • @Abyssno1dad
    @Abyssno1dad Před 3 lety +1

    Is there a third season of jack and dean of all trades on your only fans

  • @ItsChelseaSymone
    @ItsChelseaSymone Před 3 lety

    I’m cancelling Jack Howard for being funny AND good looking, that’s not allowed 🚫
    (lol jk I don’t think you could do something “cancel-worthy”. Having an opinion that differs from others shouldn’t result in being “cancelled” & I hope people understand that)
    Merry Christmas (or happy Friday to you too) 🎄

  • @andrenabee
    @andrenabee Před 3 lety +1

    If anyone else like Queens Gambit, you have to watch Godless too!

  • @strawberrywinter8180
    @strawberrywinter8180 Před 3 lety +1

    I am disappointed of the click bait but as I see I am not the only one am I. Most of the comments say that they are disappointed of the clock bait. How many people wants you to do only fans? And are you ever willing to start any? Asking for a friend.

  • @maya.4446
    @maya.4446 Před 3 lety +4

    What does he say at 6:22 about the 70's show? "it turned out one of them was a ______"?
    Thanks in advance!!!

    • @helenbendell2207
      @helenbendell2207 Před 3 lety +6

      "one of them was a wrong'un"
      Just that someone on the show was a bad person :)

    • @maya.4446
      @maya.4446 Před 3 lety +1

      @@helenbendell2207 oh! thank you! I would never have got that 'un' at the end.. I really appreciate it!

  • @melissataylor3598
    @melissataylor3598 Před 3 lety

    Merry Christmas Jack! It’s gonna be a weird one this year but I hope you have a good day regardless. Sending lots of love your way ❤️

  • @Rachel-qz4hj
    @Rachel-qz4hj Před 3 lety

    Ask Me Anything You Bloody Well Want Mate has made my year a lil better, thanks Jack! (Love the name)

  • @colecerys123
    @colecerys123 Před 3 lety

    Ayyy my question about christmas plans!

  • @maral9812
    @maral9812 Před 3 lety

    I just couldn't figure out who you reminded me of but it's Jude Law in The Holiday! Black turtleneck and everything!

  • @phanfinger
    @phanfinger Před 3 lety

    Don't let things fester is good advice. I do that too much and end up being miserable for a few days.

  • @nomticholas
    @nomticholas Před 3 lety

    You're looking bloody great mate

  • @bettyreads222
    @bettyreads222 Před 3 lety

    love how chill these are and how honest you are. :]

  • @IzzieStrange
    @IzzieStrange Před 3 lety

    Okay, you got me. I clicked out of sheer bewilderment of that title. Thanks for making me laugh

  • @williamgriffin61
    @williamgriffin61 Před 3 lety

    You were so good in the old Gregg videos...

  • @chezamau
    @chezamau Před 3 lety

    Your answer to what kind of animal person you are killed me. ^^

  • @bajajablasted
    @bajajablasted Před 3 lety +2

    I clicked because I believe you would make on only fans

  • @dan5721
    @dan5721 Před 3 lety

    I’m glad to see I’m not the only one with that gag reflex. Jack if you want to have someone to rant about the government with please, please, hit me up, because I am LOSING MY MIND

  • @SuperParadocks
    @SuperParadocks Před 3 lety

    Yes Jack, I fucking love take me home tonight! always felt like no ones seen it

  • @BurgerSox
    @BurgerSox Před 3 lety

    Would love to hear about directing adverts!

  • @ajproductions6559
    @ajproductions6559 Před 3 lety +1

    YES

  • @Sara-vn2kz
    @Sara-vn2kz Před 3 lety +1

    I wish the USA was taking this virus seriously. I've been as careful as I can, but my brother brought it home last week and now I've got it. I just got up from a 16 -hour nap and I'm about to go back in. 👋😴