Sandwich Factory
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- čas přidán 9. 02. 2024
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The working Heavy's are busy getting Sandviches ready for shipment, but their oppressive boss isn't having any of their shenanigans. However, he overextends a little too far and bites off a bit more than he can chew...
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Literally yesterday I was like:
"Well, should I put these crushed soda cans as a shoulder pads on Demoman, or... Nah, I'd better use them next time".
And now I see these on the Soldier here lol
You will get it on your next video, I am sure of it
And it will be a drug trip
the man himself, if only this vid was a sequel to scrumpy factory
lol
I thought this was your second account. Until I realize the surreal stuff is tame compared to yours.
your not dead
You have improved so much! Love it, great work. Looking forward to more.
Hey, Kostamoinen! I was just watching your videos right now.
hello there
Yes.
agreed
me too alxium is like the 2nd eltorro64rus
Ah yes I remember my time in retail when my boss would scream atEEAAAHHHEEAAHHNtion
Also sounds like he burps wille screaming
food processing🤓
Hate when my boss stopped my ham munching with his *NÖŒ0ØÖÓỌ⁰Ô*
At *T̵̡̲̥̥̈́T̵̨͓͙̭̽̍̓̊̈́̏̔͝E̴̛̳̞̥̒͐̇̒͐̆̄̆̈́͐̀͜Ḙ̴̖͎̣̜̞̠̠̥͊̎̔͊͊Ą̶̡͚̹͙̻̫̥̟̳̂͂̔̐̓̓͜͝ͅȦ̵̢̧̛͓̱͈͚͉͔͎̳̂̒̓͋̀̑̀̕͝͝A̶̧̛̰̫͔̪̗̤̣͋̊̌̈̚͜E̶̛̗͖͓͗̈́͂̋͒̿͒̂̄̃͋̀H̷̢̛̺̥͖̹̱̺̖̳̦̗̟͇͈̐̍̀̉͗̚̕Ḧ̶͖́̿͝H̷̪̖̜̓͐̃̎̾͛̒͘̕Ḩ̸̡̡̜̭̘̜̞͍̘̜̲͍͑͜Ȩ̴̤̻̤̥͙̠̱̏̋̿H̸͉̭͐̑̔́H̶̨̥̐̃͂̐̾͌̾̎H̴̗͈̤̥͇͎̳̀̕͠Ȟ̸͔́͗͘͝Ą̶̱̬̟̙̮͗̀̚E̷̖̺̬̲̦̜̝̰͒͝Ë̸̻̦͎̩́̈̐̐̅Ë̶̛̪͓̼̘̼̲̙̰̙͉̻̞́́͆͆̓̈͜N̸̮̪̲̥͔̭͋̄͌̈́̀͛̓͝* tion!
ÑØÓÖÕÔŐ
My favorite part is when the heavys just stare at soldier with binoculars instead of helping him.
Yeah
I mean what else are they gonna do, it's not in their job description.
My favorite part was when bossman soldier "slapped" heavy with the might of a pool noodle.
0:46 The polite slaps ring louder than any scream presented beforehand. Absolute master class in all the facets of comedy and humor.
fr
They even made battlements sign turn into intelligence sign
@@Unknown404-yc9sk oh hey they did do that, nice subtle detail catch
Danke comrade (this is a medic voice line)
The fucking mister incredible throwing his boss moment right after.
I like how the first heavy wasn't allowed to eat the meat but the second was just choking down a whole ass iceberg lettuce
It was because the lettuce he grabbed was actually a cabbage which he is allergic to. He barfed shortly afterwards
He was mad the heavy wasn't eating healthy
then he vomit it out
Something about the TF2 Slapstick comedy just makes all parts of me joyful, the younger me who grew up on Tom and Jerry, and the older me who giggles at the sight of these funny mercenaries committing war crimes
It went from funny to incredibly dark, real fast.
10/10 must watch
1:14 Ha ha h- oh... He is d e a d.
When the funny noises end...it's over...
0:15 When live makes you lemons, you make yellow water.
Peace
When life piss at you, you drink them
Nyaa pess
@@jayrencamacho326What?
One of snipers lines
Accurate depiction of an employee/manger relationship in todays minimum wage jobs.
AAATENTIONNN makes a dollar, AAUAUGH makes a dime 😞
0:27 Heavy in the back casually tryna down a whole cabbage
XDD
Hes just like me
0:28 he's puking it back out.
While doing a semi JoJo Stance.
And that was after Soldier slapped another one for eating.
Saxton getting those Sandviches at the end like, "Bidwell! New unusual effect! Find me more of these!"
i don't mean to be rude but who's this soldier supposed to be? and how is his face turned red when he gets angry?
I'm glad those heavies finally got to unionize. Good for them!
This sits somewhere between slapstick and genuine body horror and I love it.
The random heavy shoving an entire head of leatuce down his throat: 0:27
You really know how to tickle my funny bone with quality animations, well done
live 🧱 reaction
As someone who has worked retail, I feel the emotion at 0:32 in my soul
0:39 That slap felt too personal tho since he's not focus on his work
lol nice tf2 Gmod video XD
Especially that funny heavy distorted scream 0:32
I can feel my brain cells sit together in a neat line just to watch this... thing
Soldier look like that one Cook from Ratatouille who proclaims to have killed a man with his thumb
He also robbed the 2nd largest bank in France with only a ballpoint pen.
He’s also defrauded a major corporation.
He also created a hole in the ozone layer over Avignon.
he aslo a mvm bot
He also ripped multiple holes in the space time continuom with nothing but a jar of piss and his throat
"Atteeen"-*cough*
*Sips* *Piss*
*Swallows* *Piss*
"Ahh..."
*Clears* *throat*
"At *T̵̡͎͚͔̗̙͉̓͝͝Ę̷̼̩̲̻͙͎̼̦̩̯̲́͂͠ͅĘ̷̧̘̝͕̬̙̟̳͚͎̠̥̈̎̎̓͋̈́͐̂̄͘ͅE̴͉̞̓͘E̶̠̱̪̥̤̬̩͊̿̍̑̓͗́͐̽͐̾͐͘͠͝Ȇ̴̟͍̼̖̬̗͙͕̉͜͝͠ͅE̸̢̡̪͍͍̤̪̙̝̦̬͎̣̦̣͙̾̐̽̈́͂̅̽͝͝ͅE̶͉͉͇̹̝͖̪̫͔͐̎̉̊̾́͆̆̒̑̃͊̇̈̚ͅͅĖ̷̢̧̧̪͈̣͔̞͎̯̦̖̬͇͍͋͂͆̔E̵̢̟̜̥̰̩̦͓̫̯͉͇̒̋̿̾́̄̓̿͗̃̄̓̓̆E̴̢̢̡̮̰̺̥̫̥̥̮̯̪̣̞̞̓̂̇͗ͅE̸̩̮̬̪̩͔̤̭͜͝Ĕ̷̤̜̣̳̒̉͂̔͆̏̕N̶͉͈̫̲̱̭̲͈̗͓͔͍͌̊̃́͋͗̕͜* tion!"
*Heavies give attention for one second then back to work*
Soldier: 🤨
*One of the heavy’s Trys to eat a meat*
Le Slaps
"No Ǫ̵̸̵̨̰̲̺͚̦̪͍̳̟ͬͬ͆̀̅̿́̀̾͗͑̀̑̿̋̈́̅́ͭͧͬ́̕͜͞O̶̧͔̘͕̩̥͍̘̺̦̲̪͖͛ͦͮ͋͋͌̒ͯͩ̏̚̕͜͞O͎̯̣̺͕͔ͪͨ̓O̷͍͓̺͒͂͘ͅǪ̷̶̷̴̸̡̡͍̤̺͙̬̱͓̻̮͖̮͚ͨ̐͂́̋ͣͤ̔͒ͨ͌ͦ̂̅́ͪ̕̚̕͞͝͞ͅÒ̶̷̧̡͓̩̱͚̻̺͔̭̻̯̲̤̫͔͖͎̬̱̖͛͋ͭ̔̊̂̀̀̐̐̑͛ͪ͒͗͘͜Ö̧̙̲̖͔͍͈̲͖̲̮̬͍͈̙̅ͭ̏͌͐ͤ̊̃̈̃ͮ̔͟ͅO̵̶̶̥͋̉̇̌͜O̢̱͉͍̩͓̖͓̗̭̠̜͎̺ͣ͐̔̅ͭ̈́͗ͬ̓̔̿ͤͮͣͦ̈́͐͊ͣ̔͛̀͘͟͜͡͞ͅÖ́ oo."
@@mirzamario6154 *heavy gets offended*
The Soldier just gently slapping Heavy had me laughing harder than it should've 00:46
Made me laugh too when I played it back the first time!
@@Alxium that's how you know the comedy has been achieved xD
Man i love how soldier crack his voice like he is in a ytp video
It's an acid trip in video form! Great job 👍🏻!
0:24 Asian parents when their son is having the happiest moment of his life
Honestly the best part is the subversion of expectations at the end. Considering all the slapstick in the previous scenes, you'd expect the Soldier to come out the other end just fine.
But nope. He's actually just dead. His remaining limbs having been stuffed into the sandwiches he was supposed to be supervising the production of.
and then they turned soldier into sandwiches! funniest shit i ever seen (you've improved so, so much dude!)
0:19 soilder: cursed speech: aTEEAEANtion
I will miss that Soldier’s jaw line
...Welp, Painis Cupcake is going to be pleased to know that his favorite meat is now officially on the Sandvich Menu...
“American edition” Sandvich
That ending went too dark.
It's another day at the factory, and it's never a day to slack behind production schedule for whatever Heavy Sandvich mains are out there. Manning the production line were three Heavies, whose jobs were nothing more than menial labor--placing the ingredients into the belt as if they were machines. Their faces, devoid of thought, until the BLU Soldier, who was recently assigned to the station as a foreman, called to them. This was the Soldier's first day in a civilian workplace, and age hasn't been kind to him.
Deep breaths. Inhale, exhale.
"ATEEENT--"
BLU Soldier found his throat parched. He choked on his own words. Refreshments would be nice, he thought, so downed a jar of Sniperade (totally made out of lemons, I swear)--a brief respite for his aging throat. With his might returned, and the PTSD memories of a veteran flooding in, he reached down into his soul, and called forth hell.
"atEEEEEEEEEENTION," cried the Soldier. The roar was so loud, it snapped the brain-dead Heavies out of their machine-like stupor and caused them to turn towards him. His authority was short lived, however, as the Heavies resumed their tasks without even heeding what he wants to say.
Moments later, a RED Heavy contemplated the nature of his job. Finding it too mundane of a job, he figured he should grab a snack. Knowing how fearsome Soldiers can be, he took the risk--looking around to make sure nobody was watching.
He was wrong.
A Soldier is still a Soldier, no matter how rocketjump-obsessed they can get. The mere act of reaching towards the ham earned him a slap on the face, and a distorted "NO" from the foreman Soldier. The RED Heavy's temper, however, got the best of him. Storming his way to the Soldier, he tried to do the unthinkable--at the expense of his own job. Try as he might, he could not hold his anger back from lashing out on the foreman, who was only doing his job on the first day. The Soldier did not know better.
The Heavy let out an earth-shattering shout that would make even a Dragonborn call for their mother. The Soldier saw wrath unfold before him; his authority turned against him by a rebelling employee. His neck went limp, and he could not even muster enough energy to convey the sheer terror of the raging tattooed Russian before him.
Meanwhile, in the back, the two other employees had also begun to experience thought, having witnessed the tattooed RED Heavy's insubordination and gaining the will to do something for themselves. The first of them, BLU Heavy, thought it funny to devour a foot lettuce whole, but it earned him diarrhea on the spot and a crippling fear of spiders. His arachnophobia caused him to try and swat a spider other RED Heavy's shoulder--much to his annoyance. It didn't do much, either.
The BLU Soldier tries to reaffirm his position. Snapping his head back into place, he tries another tactic. They said subtlety is more powerful--he put in in practice by lightly tapping on the tattooed Heavy's face. Multiple times. He blinked twice, now hopeful that the belligerent employee would fall back in line and recognize his message.
...but it was too late.
The Soldier had went too far with the initial warning. There was no use begging forgiveness now. In mere seconds, the tattooed Heavy grabbed the foreman by the neck and tossed him into the machine, bent on making him suffer the same fate like many other sandwiches. The Soldier cried, "I NEED SOME HELP!", much to the sadistic amusement of the now-liberated Heavy employees. A stray loaf beaned him in the face, finally sealing the foreman's fate.
The Soldier is then sent through a series of pipes--if the initial transport system was not enough to shatter his bones, what happened afterwards made every fiber of his being squeal for sweet release. Steamed, sawed, seared, compressed, vaccinated, and pulverized in every way possible.
In the end, he's but his own product--arms and legs now part of the company's produce.
...HR is not going to like this.
“…HR is not going to like this.”
Ya don’t say.
Those Screams Is Making Me Laught At 0:18 and 0:32
Just opened the video and already loving it. Very good video :)
most normal afternoon in a Amazon workplace:
Congratulations, Soldier. You, have just been chosen to be shipped to your mamma in a BOX! I am proud of you, son.
I love they glitches while Screaming! LMAO
... Well that turned dark!
That latter half really reminded me of something out of Wallace & Gromit.
I absolutely love the cursed edits you make with the screaming lmao
Edit: 0:32 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" *blank stare*
Screaming, distorted faces, speedy movement, bonkers comedy, dark and creepy undertones, old school video game soundtracks, everything you could want in a GMOD Video, this is some great stuff. Great work!
Also I love how at 0:46 the sign on his body changes text. Great touch.
Team Fortress 2 could be 50 years old, and I still would never get tired of animations like this.
imagine pulling out your sandvich in battle and start eating it just to see a rotten hand on it
OOOOooooo i loved the horror stings, really catches the viewer off guard
Theyre not really jumpscare moments just unexpected bits one would not expect to see in an average gmod/sfm animation
It's true. In sandwich factories everyone knows how to infernally loudly scream.
BRUH 0:22 ROCK MEME HAD ME CRYING LMAOOOOO
Ahh good old classic SFM
Love it
It warms a TF2 veteran heart seen SFM around going.
Holy shit that ending was grim, but amazing animation (as always!) 😂
That is a true American Sandvich!
I love this. You keep improving with each one of your amazing SFMs. Keep up the awesome work. I'm looking forward to your next uploads.
0:57 me and boys in any situation
Moment when Heavy yelled freaking murdered me.
Yaaaaayyyy :3 You did the thingy where there is no depth-of-field :D Now I love this! Very enjoyable!
That static-filled Heavy scream really reminds me of the hilarious scream from one of CrazyScoutTV's vids. Its like some sort of braincell-killing weapon Heavys use as a last resort. I laugh so hard every time.
*Factory worker uprising, St. Petersburg, November 1917, colorized*
What the actual hell did I just watch?
I’m confused, scared and angry all at once
10/10
Love how the bread is progressively growing bigger as it gets clogged up
I’ve watched this a dozen times and every time I notice something new. This shit is hilarious man.
This is literally the robot murder dog from wallace and gromit, and how he gets ground up into his own products. 10/10
just found this channel, your strange and squishy animation style makes me both uncomfortable and mesmerized! this is a compliment btw ❤
What's insane is how much the environment feels like actual physics you just animated around.
That bread blocked tunnel was perfection.
A teacher would've asked if you used Blender physics for it. Nope. And that is A+ bread right there.
But with that much bread, I'm shocked soldier didn't go into a drunken rage to teleport it all.
loved it... must took forever to animate it.
HUGE LIKE!
70+ hours. Glad you enjoyed it :)
Words cannot describe how much I love this style of animation.
0:18 ATAAAACK
0:25 NOOOOOO
0:32 AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Ah yes soldier finally mastered the ability to summon a demon in his mouth when he screams ATTEEEEEEAAAAHNTION ot nOOOOO, I'm proud of him
😂
Prime job mate
And THIS is why we have unions, children~
Wow, now that's quality animation. Top notch, keep at it!
0:32 MY EARS!!! 😂
0:19 soldier: attention & 0:33 Heavy: roaring
"It's just ham"
Holy shit! This is amazing work! Keep it up!
Despite how goofy it is, the movements felt very fluid and believable! I look forward to more. This reminded me of looney tunes and u got a laugh out of me during the bread packaging bit
Holy freakin crap, I just realized this map is Gorge! I didn’t even recognize it somehow with all the new additions, well done!
They processed the whole ass Soldier...
That means ONE sandvich will taste like Painis Cupcake...💀
0:50 spy behind box
0:32
Heavy when mildly annoyed
I laughed hard at the beginning, then nearly cried at the end. More whiplash like this and I'll need to fix my neck too!
that "noOOOHHHHH" was so good
So true
This has the same energy as a episode of fanboy and chum chum
I almost wish to have that Heavy Screaming as my Ringtone.
0:57
Don't you love using binoculars to see your boss being turned into a sandwich?
I absolutely love this😭😭 he turned into a sandwich
Its good to see the newest batch of animators are top shelf.
0:39 просто я после 12 часов работы , без выходных , и отпусков , вкалываю в течении 3 месяцев 💀💀💀
Работая с 8 до 20...
Underrated channel, am subbing 👍
0:18 probaly best moment here
I worked on this Factory and i got promoted. 🎉😊
This is your best one yet has me so dead 💀
I love how Alixium makes vids kinda like Eltorro, but adds in some darker tones for some spice!
I love this kind of comedy
A huge step up in quality and originality
Never higher Heavys at a sandwich factory, they will just eat them all
0:40 that slap followed by "W A T" just breaks me
Yes.
All three rushing to watch him had me in tears
Love the scene build you made
0:18 Ate- *Unleash his demon form* -tion!
0:32 how you feel when that one kid reminds the teacher of the homework
I almost thought this is an Eltorro64 vid for a sec , damn you nailed the aesthetic so damn well