A Mad Man's Miraculous (Lack of) Morals
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- čas přidán 10. 05. 2023
- I'm just sneaking around your house for evidence what's the problem?
Editor: Jack Clishem
@JackClishem
/ jackclishem
Originally Streamed 10th May 2023
Main Channel
/ jerma985
Twitch Stream:
/ jerma985 - Hry
I cannot fucking BELIEVE he beat the tutorial by walking into a woman's house and attempting to ROB HER WHILE SHE SLEPT, in doing so sticking around long enough to catch her murderer in action.
To be fair the first time I played it I solved the murder by just hanging around the friend person because they told me to find the mailbox where they left a gift but I couldn't find it and then heard gunshots just as I was leaving the building.
And didn't he also beat the woman to death and blamed it on the murderer, or did I see that wrong ?😂
There's A LOT of ways that first case can play out, the whole thing is simulated rather than just scripted. In my version the killer glitched out and was just staring at the victim (who was still alive). The victim then got a knife a stabbed their would-be assassin and immediately tried to kill me.
You can also reload to a time from before you solved a case and if you remember who the victim is you can follow them around until their killer makes their move.
Jerma is a loose cannon cop who doesn't play by the rules
Definition of an Anti Hero
this murder mystery game looks pretty good, the graphics are impressive, i just wish it covered more of the screen instead of just the bottom right corner
Got me there 😆
I found it a bit too easy - you just have to inspect the meat in the fridge
I frickin HATE looking at the HOT and LOVED STREAMER
there's something really funny about Jerma being unable to solve the crime until he literally stumbles into the killer committing a second murder
After being allowed to stay in their house until they went to bed for some reason
streamer FREAKING rocks and is loved by his audience.
AMAZING streamer just has a good time
@lShowSрееd shorts 🅥 are you really that desperate
@Airi just report them, any traffic only supports them.
@lShowSрееd shorts 🅥 damn i haven't seen this bot in a year lmao
PSYCHO streamer cultivates AMAZING community
"Let me just prove I'm alive." Ah yes, a perfectly normal way humans greet one another.
Sounds like something an AI would say
Can't believe he's finally playing frog detective
Can't believe the mob broke the frogs legs what are the French gonna feast on now?
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 snails and sewage
@@adachi3984snewage (snail sewage)
Thanks for editing out all the moments where he blinked sideways.
Thanks for also editing in him blinking at all. Kinda creepy to blanky stare at the camera all day.
Actually I think they edited his eyes and turned them 90 degrees to look like he's blinking normally. Imagine the effort needed to hide his disgusting true form
Wow, they're really getting these videos out quick now. Great job editors!
Yeah this is almost Cheltie speeds
Bro beat chelite, crazy
@lShowSрееd shorts 🅥 bot
Better than before where a high priority stream took a whole year to be edited and released. (I'm referring the the gas stream BTW)
This detective's many incredible actions include:
-Violently dropping a fire extinguisher in the street and then accosting a passerby asking them "Why are you running?"
-Walking deliberately into an empty elevator shaft subsequently dropping 4 storeys and fracturing one tibia
-Breaking and entering, chugging 3/4 of a carton of synth milk and then discarding the carton into the bedroom spilling milk everywhere.
-Attempting to bludgeon a security camera into disrepair with his fists...only to then notice a corpse in the room after being inside said room for 6 straight minutes.
-Vomiting into a trashcan at a crime scene
All in a hard days detectin’
And last but not least:
- catching the murderer red-handed while trying to break into the victim's safe and then beating the crap out of them
@@MandrakeHorsethat is my favorite
Jerma plays this game like it's Disco Elysium.
Warning bells should have been going off in his head when Etalyx told him it was a game he actually had to pay attention in. But he was too busy imagining car crashes.
“ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD” into the Pepe Silvia rant was a great editing choice
I cannot believe he accidentally just ran into the killer...
First time a 2ndJerma edit arrived quicker than Cheltie’s
I saw the cheltie notif a few seconds after starting this and was so shocked
Holy shit, he can hide under beds, he drank a full carton of milk at once while standing in the middle of the living room, and when he was done, he threw it all over the floor and made a mess. This detective is 4 years old. Or a college freshman.
catboy streamer
his reasoning to find a murder suspect is lets go to a fucking bathroom and just start scanning prints of random people
26 letters in the alphabet, he could've discovered the prints there and looked for the person on the cameras who left them, unlikely but somehow it led him to the killers next victim lmao
I like how Jerma's fight-or-flight reaction to being startled is immediately commit murder.
I never thought I'd see the day the Jerma985 anime caught up to the manga...
I love how jerma's first reaction to gunshots is to not even hesitate and go beat the shit out of the first person he sees
The Pegasus King II bit was so good
im looking forward to the future where the context is long forgotten and this just looks completely deranged
@@PaintraSeaPea i do not know the context and yes, surprisingly shocking even for jerms
I'm so proud of that
@@PaintraSeaPeaI don't know any context at all, I assume it's a Fart Simulator joke
he turned into a survival horror protagonist
This is the closest we're getting to Jerma playing Disco Elysium.
He's also wearing THE shirt in this one. From THE face.
We’re finally getting the jerma beard arc and I’m here for it
When it gets long enough he'll get himself a pet rock and call it Wilson.
I just wanna say I love Jerma and I'm happy to have someone in my life like him who makes me happy
Fancy seeing you here!
jerma looks so disheveled and bedraggled, i love it. he's really fallen deep into his depravity this stream. i hope he keeps it.
I don’t know what drugs the editors have been taking and overdosing to start making these edits so quickly but holy shit keep taking them and reject the pleas of your loved ones to go to rehab
Jack Clishem was lobotomised by Jerma and plugged into the Jermatrix so he could edit streams 24/7
I LOVE SUBSTANCE ABUSE 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Jerma fanbase:
The is the most grown up Jerma's ever looked, and the least grown up his mind's ever acted
It's so weird to see a video on a stream so recent, was super used to them all being in 6 months old streams. Very cool
Holy shit fastest edit in the west
The editor must have been editing the stream while he was still live lol
He looks like Father Gascoigne if he wasn't born in London
17:45 undeniable proof Jerma had beef brain
hamburger blood
Sometimes I forgot Jerma is a full grown man and capable of growing beard
honestly so thankful to my cat that woke me up at 4am so i could finish the stream, missed you jerm
After watching another streamer play this all I could think about was "Jerma should play this"
after watching jerma play it alli could thinkwas...i should play this !
5:50 im shocked this was an accident, too good to be true man. i want to believe he is still faking fall jokes after all these years because he is forever a Tuber Andy at heart.
This is the most Chadly Jerma has ever looked holy shit.
It’s called having a beard don’t be a weirdo man
@@stephan137 🤓
@@stephan137 i don't think they're being weird they're just saying he looks like the chad image (guy who also has a beard)
@@chalkyi8681 thanks for chiming in knuckles !
He actually accidentally predicted the next victim lmao
Most predictions can be right if you're the murderer
referring to bearded Jerma as his dark ooga arc no I won't be taking questions
He looks like one of the bumbling side characters from Pirates of the Caribbean
i was here for this entire 6 hour stream and had no fuckin clue what was going on, but im happy hes happy
grown MAN doesn’t SHAVE for 4 YEARS
Jerma looks like he just got back from his break after winning a million dollars
first jerma stream i ever attended live and it was in my dads truck at a funeral
this like giving a closed jar to dog
My One Guy moment has happened, and I will never achieve anything greater ever
Great to see Jerma come back from being stranded on a desert island. He's still got that castaway look.
Jesus Christ he really is turning into Willem Dafoe
Etalyx SAVED this playthrhough and I am so, so..... SO very thankful for him
Thank you editors!
Holy shit! I was just playing this thinking, " I cant wait 'till Jerma gets a'hold of this." Lo, what joy abounds!
Jerma looking at his WORST is better than my best
I like that some of the first things he did to prove he was jerma was threaten a random civilian with a fire extinguisher and jump down an elevator shaft
im so ready for Jerma's Commander Riker arc
I can't wait for Jerma to start sitting down weird and playing Nightbird
@@redbuck1385 this made me honk, thank you 🤣
he looks so good with a beard tbh
I love whenever there's an always sunny intro :)
this is so fast props to you guys
The quickest 2nd jerma video ever
Jerma playing this, is like Leslie Nielsen in a Vince Gilligan show.
It's always a good day when Jerma uploads
WHY DOES HE SUDDENLY LOOK HOMELESS
I think Jerma should keep the beard
Holy shit this was uploaded so quick I haven't even had time to catch up with the VOD lmao
"lack of morals" did you SEE what jerma did to that family of 5. the investigators didnt even know they were related!
Cheers for the video jack!
Yes, let the beard grow. Imma braid mine like a viking.
DERANGED viewer watches highlights to stream he watched LITERALLY 24 hours ago
Damn already???? Holy shit he did get Pegasus King 2 I missed the beginning of the stream
He's so handsome with facial hair ngl
He unironically looks really good with the beard 👉👈
Jerma is an iPad baby. Nobody should have expected anything less than every single thing that happened in this video. Or didn't happen in some cases.
wtf this is up before Cheltie!
It feels like Cheltie might have been waiting for this to go up, cuz Cheltie's came out like 3 minutes after this one.
Breaks into an occupied restroom stall
Person inside yells "Get outta here you pervert!"
Jerma's response: "I'm... I'm IN HERE!"
YES THAT'S THE PROBLEM YOU BEAUTIFUL FIEND
?? you mean 15:00 when the guy walks into the stall Jerma's already in????
please more of this
POG FUNNY MAN RETURNS
Even tho jerma's goofing about, this game definitely seems up my alley
Jerma on hall monitor duty
Punished Venom Jerma arc starts now with that intro.
I've been waiting to see that Always Sunny in Philedelphia clip in a Jerma video all my life
I'm ready to die now
I wanna let everyone know that in the Discord while this stream happened. Everyone busted the second Jerma showed the beard.
The stream chat was nearly as wild as when he put on that tight-fitting Spiderman costume, so I can imagine.
I've been waiting YEARS for the Beard Era
Jerma using real brain power,? lol what a riot!! Who does his friend think he is.
Dark Jerma arc with the beard
Very cool!
upload actually on time pog
i love this channel
this is a great pick for jerma
love this game so much
Having a sentry gun right outside the bathrooms is such a Jerma thing to do, it's like another house flipper design
SCP-985: "This is my door. How am i locked in my own house?"
SCP-985, 5 seconds later: "This game is actually pretty cool"
Just like SCP-985's reality. He is locked in the containment facility where we are his toys and Holly is his superviser.
30 lockpicks is rookie numbers, any veteran detective knows to fill their pockets, including jacket pockets, and bags with lockpicks, if you can't hear the jingling of metal with your every step, you ain't doing it right.
Bro wth this vod came out yesterday, we got some fast andys
This was such a good video lmfao
This game is awesome
Fastest highlight video in the west
"That's him! That's the killer!" he says as he isn't on any actual case and was just caught sabotaging the alarm system and shot at as a result.
Pepe Silvia rant as the intro choice is the perfect choice for this game.
I can’t believe 2nd Jerma is already caught on on streams
him finding the dead body in the dark lmaooo
Never give Jerma a position of power.
It might be that im high but to me thats not jerma thats a different dude
The real Jerma is in your walls.