"I'm A German, You Idiot." - Inglourious Basterds (2009)

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    "I'm A German, You Idiot." - Inglourious Basterds (2009) #shorts #inglouriousbasterds #movie
    Inglourious Basterds is a 2009 war film written and directed by Quentin Tarantino, starring Brad Pitt, Christoph Waltz, Michael Fassbender, Eli Roth, Diane Kruger, Daniel Brühl, Til Schweiger and Mélanie Laurent. The film tells an alternate history story of two plots to assassinate Nazi Germany's leadership-one planned by Shosanna Dreyfus, a young French Jewish cinema proprietor, and the other planned by the British but ultimately conducted solely by a team of Jewish American soldiers led by First Lieutenant Aldo Raine. Christoph Waltz co-stars as Hans Landa, an SS colonel in charge of tracking down Raine's group. The title was inspired by Italian director Enzo G. Castellari's 1978 Euro War film The Inglorious Bastards, though Tarantino's film is not a remake of it.
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Komentáře • 0

  • Movie Insight
    Movie Insight  Před měsícem +11003


    • Viva 1
      Viva 1 Před 28 dny +193

      So that was a lie

    • Videoscavenge
      Videoscavenge Před 28 dny +139

      Torrent it somewhere else like a good pirate. You don’t need scary links

    • Oskar zak
      Oskar zak Před 27 dny +81

      No way hot Asian women want to see old men???? Damm shame I’m not old 😢

    • v
      v Před 24 dny +19

      Jew much?

  • LedZep99
    LedZep99 Před měsícem +72843

    “What choice you got son?”
    Such an awesome line

    • nellyprice
      nellyprice Před měsícem +1465

      Two choices: MP and 40

    • WedrowniczekJas
      WedrowniczekJas Před měsícem +706

      Well, he can wait until reinforcements arrive.

    • YourCollegeMycologist
      YourCollegeMycologist Před měsícem +210

      @nellyprice exactly what I was thinking too 😂😂 like well I got quite a few I could do 😅

    • James
      James Před měsícem +570

      @WedrowniczekJasand then a grenade rolls down the stairs to maintain operational security by making sure the girl can’t talk and all the witnesses are dead, genius plan really

    • WedrowniczekJas
      WedrowniczekJas Před měsícem +260

      @James Well, he has cover and (for all he know) girl is important for his enemies, making her a good hostage.

  • Sexytyp Sexytyp
    Sexytyp Sexytyp Před 18 dny +5921

    "War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other"

    • Aryan Jatyan
      Aryan Jatyan Před 13 dny +146

      okay niko, wanna go bowling instead?

    • Michiel Van Mol
      Michiel Van Mol Před 11 dny +75

      @Aryan JatyanBowling sounds good. When and where?

    • Aqdas AL
      Aqdas AL Před 11 dny +12

      Niko! Lets go bowling.

    • Johnny McSheep
      Johnny McSheep Před 10 dny +48

      Old and bitter? Rich and high and might powerful elites are not bitter, they just spend human lives like how they spend money and resources, for greater money and resources. No bitterness at all, all sweet.

  • Eas☨wood
    Eas☨wood Před 17 dny +1796

    Guy behaved honorably and was double crossed.

    • Mitsos 306
      Mitsos 306 Před 11 dny +398

      I was furious when she killed him, a deal is a deal.
      . When she was killed I felt somewhat that justice was served...

    • day deficiency
      day deficiency Před 10 dny +44

      ​@Mitsos 306well if she let him live what would have happened
      You think he wasnt going to tell the ss about her alligance

    • Mitsos 306
      Mitsos 306 Před 10 dny +82

      @day deficiency your comment is correct. What I say is that it was not her decision to make. It was Aldo's...
      And to give a humorous note,
      1st rule - never change the deal!

  • Jimmy Jimmy
    Jimmy Jimmy Před 27 dny +55826

    I actually felt bad for him. Not because he was a new father, but because he held up his end of the bargain.

    • heisenballs
      heisenballs Před 25 dny +6843

      Yup, he trusted them.

    • hortler
      hortler Před 24 dny +10633

      Trusted the long nosed tribe, fatal mistake

    • Qwest
      Qwest Před 24 dny +4927

      The LT. wasn’t able to hold up his end, it was the German actress who killed Wilhelm before they can step down. Aldo even thought she set them up.

    • Jimmy Jimmy
      Jimmy Jimmy Před 24 dny +836

      @Qwest yeah, I'm not blaming Aldo or the men.

    • Jimmy Jimmy
      Jimmy Jimmy Před 24 dny +419

      @hortler she was Jewish?
      Edit: she's not, by the way. At least there's exactly zero context in the movie about her religion.

  • Tatsuya Shiba
    Tatsuya Shiba Před 18 dny +445

    "Thanks, but id rather have you come down unarmed and i keep my weapon"

    • SnortTroll
      SnortTroll Před 15 dny +13


    • Username
      Username Před 4 dny +1

      then they come armed and everyone dies, which would still be a better ending

    • Ivan Nieves
      Ivan Nieves Před 3 dny

      You can tell that's Brad Pitt

    • Gene Berrocal
      Gene Berrocal Před 17 hodinami

      Lol have you guys not seen the movie? He tried that at first. Remember the Mexican standoff line??

    • Anis IDIR
      Anis IDIR Před 14 hodinami

      This is a cave, aldo above has grenades and is blocking the only way out. If the german soldier refuses to cooperate the guy upstairs drops a few down the stairs and there is absolutely no chance of survival down there, a deal was his only option.

  • Scorp delord
    Scorp delord Před 19 dny +48

    What choice you got son?”
    proceeds to execute the girl

  • Casey Whalin
    Casey Whalin Před měsícem +32314

    This is the moment Max became an orphan.

    • k o o l a i d s
      k o o l a i d s Před měsícem +685

      Bravo Vince. Wait wrong director

    • N to the M
      N to the M Před měsícem +213

      Still got his mother I reckon.

    • Necrophagous of Fetal limbs
      Necrophagous of Fetal limbs Před měsícem +114

      Spoiler warning.
      Edit: apparently none of you have heard of sarcasm, you're all embarrassments, 🤡s.

    • Jason Conner
      Jason Conner Před měsícem +275

      @Necrophagous of Fetal limbs If you've not seen the movie by now, it's your fault.

    • El Pasta
      El Pasta Před měsícem +49

      ​@Jason Connerits just a warning, chill

  • Gaozhan Purwanto
    Gaozhan Purwanto Před 7 dny +120

    "We were in here drinking, celebrating.... They're the ones that came in here shooting!"
    Wilhelm just wanted a happy celebration ngl

    • Norwegian Viking
      Norwegian Viking Před dnem

      Should've been on the right side then

    • hater123
      hater123 Před dnem +9

      ​@Norwegian Vikingit's not his fault to be born

    • Norwegian Viking
      Norwegian Viking Před dnem

      @hater123 no, but maybe he should've pressed switch teams

    • iota-09
      iota-09 Před dnem +8

      @Norwegian Viking ah yes cause that's gonna be easy in nazi germany, not like he was gonna be executed for treason, nope.

  • Dementia
    Dementia Před 8 dny +57

    It’s a good thing that he walked away and was able to play catch with his son and nothing horrible happened to him 😊

    • jim thomas
      jim thomas Před 5 dny +1

      Maybe he can live when they remake the movie, 'Once Upon a Time in Nazi Germany..'

    • iaGo
      iaGo Před 14 minutami

      LOVE that part too

  • Rui Mário Silva
    Rui Mário Silva Před 21 dnem +8929

    "I wanna trust you... but how can I?" That line was absolutely on point. Brilliant acting.

    • Christopher Jon Bangayan
      Christopher Jon Bangayan Před 10 dny +27


    • 71Splinter
      71Splinter Před 9 dny +3

      totally agree

    • a
      a Před 9 dny +50

      ​@Christopher Jon BangayanNo he meant the actor delivered the line well

    • Senertyk
      Senertyk Před 6 dny +7

      ​@Christopher Jon BangayanWriting and acting are decent. A good script won't help a bad actor, and often is the same vice versa.

  • about29cats
    about29cats Před 17 dny +43

    You know, fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you're fighting in a basement.

    • Josh Davis
      Josh Davis Před 3 dny

      But would Stonewall Jackson know better?

    • TrumpIsTheRootOfAllEvil
      TrumpIsTheRootOfAllEvil Před 2 dny

      @Josh Davis I think he died before the invention of basements.

    • EKAM Singh
      EKAM Singh Před 2 dny

      @TrumpIsTheRootOfAllEvilCould you count a rudementary underground bunker as a basement? or a pathway of a pyramid as one?

  • kyle butler
    kyle butler Před 21 dnem +304

    Take note, don't negotiate with liars.

    • Joseph Izzo
      Joseph Izzo Před 14 dny +41

      The girl killed him, not Brad’s character.
      But your point stands, in a general sense

    • Joshua Carr
      Joshua Carr Před 13 dny +14

      Don't be Nazi or fight for them and then you don't have to worry about it

    • Theo Elliott
      Theo Elliott Před 12 dny +39

      Or jews. Or women.

    • Tim Tim
      Tim Tim Před 12 dny +67

      ⁠@Joshua Carr😂 this guy doesn’t know people were drafted into the war
      Guess he should have picked the winning side

  • Dru
    Dru Před měsícem +13676

    Wilhelm sobered up real quick

    • I may have a small penis but,
      I may have a small penis but, Před měsícem +3

      A shootout tends to do that

    • 《JonMikeSheperd》
      《JonMikeSheperd》 Před měsícem +152

      He is a german soldier after all

    • Z Cole
      Z Cole Před měsícem +346

      He got the adrenaline absolutely PUMPING through his body lol

    • Twenty x Twenty
      Twenty x Twenty Před měsícem +186

      ​@Z ColeIf he had actually lived through this, imagine the absolute crash that would've followed. Guy would've been asleep for days.

    • Alexander Ward
      Alexander Ward Před 26 dny +23

      I think you would if you just survived a close quarters firefight in a basement…

  • Trust Me
    Trust Me Před 16 dny +816

    The protagonists were so evil people are feeling bad for the Germans lol

    • MsCheeseFriedFries
      MsCheeseFriedFries Před 12 dny +116

      well that shows how well written this is when the flag and allegiance was stripped away to reveal just a man in a bad place, we feel pity for him but what can he really do?

    • seraph1690
      seraph1690 Před 6 dny +41

      inglorius "bastards"

    • IamAriez
      IamAriez Před 6 dny +18

      @trustme1070 well duh. They are people too..

  • Vitor Cruz
    Vitor Cruz Před 20 dny +257

    Oh man, I can’t wait for this german’s redemption arc. Little max surely smiled when his poppa returned home 🥲

    • The Epic Spy
      The Epic Spy Před 16 dny +43

      In a box.

    • A J
      A J Před 15 dny +7

      ​@The Epic Spylmao

    • Bruh Moment
      Bruh Moment Před 15 dny +41

      That's what trusting Js gets you

  • Kai-Mateo Bissoon
    Kai-Mateo Bissoon Před 23 dny +6454

    "what choice you got son"
    shoots woman and kills the 2 men

    • Atiniir
      Atiniir Před 21 dnem +201

      Yeah, literally had all the cards

    • Inimical Divinity
      Inimical Divinity Před 20 dny +29

      I mean.. airstrikes exist

    • Skinny_Melone
      Skinny_Melone Před 20 dny +251

      ​@Inimical Divinity
      Indeed, americans would bomb anything, have a good laugh and later on just drop the "bombed nazis" stamp.
      Whatever civilians that were actualy bombed becomes more of a "but its a war, dummy, were the good guys" issue

    • Inimical Divinity
      Inimical Divinity Před 19 dny +23

      @Skinny_Melone Exactly. Feels good, man. 😎

  • Spots 'n' Spans
    Spots 'n' Spans Před 16 dny +18

    "What choice you got, son?"
    A. Wait for reinforcements.
    B. Kill the bargaining chip.
    C. Kill them.
    D. Lie to them, leading them into a false sense of security, and then kill everybody.
    My guy delivered that line like the other dude wasn't in the position with the most power and options.

  • MC Venne
    MC Venne Před 18 dny +17

    The most American "I'm American!" I've ever heard. XD

  • John S
    John S Před měsícem +9170

    The way he says "we're Marikun" is the most American way to say it

  • David O Rodriguez
    David O Rodriguez Před 13 dny +7

    One of my favorite Mexican Standoffs. Quentin Tarantino writes them so good!!

  • Deez nuts
    Deez nuts Před 14 dny +27

    She knew he had a son and broke the deal heartless

    • Synerix
      Synerix Před 9 hodinami

      One of the main reasons I didn't feel bad when she got what was coming to her. Karma.

  • Sergio Mendoza
    Sergio Mendoza Před měsícem +35856

    I love how there’s no mercy in this movie. They humanize this German soldier, and then bam just like that brutally murdered a minute later.

    • Leo Flaherty
      Leo Flaherty Před měsícem +2006

      Well, they couldn't have him dropping the dime on Von Hammersmark, could they?

    • I may have a small penis but,
      I may have a small penis but, Před měsícem +2

      Just like actual war

    • I_Commission_DSPriscilla_Art
      I_Commission_DSPriscilla_Art Před měsícem +3071

      Ruins the movie for me personally.

    • Hugo von Payns
      Hugo von Payns Před měsícem +2609

      ​@I_Commission_DSPriscilla_Artfor me too.
      I dont like the protagonists from the beginning but after that scene I turned off this horseshit

  • 擬態
    擬態 Před 6 dny +4

    A movie that makes you feel bad for the villains, they just wanna save one of their ladies

  • name not available
    name not available Před 28 dny +9532

    "I'm German you idiot!" lol Well, you never can tell. There are Italians running around that sound like they're from Alabama.

  • Harmacist
    Harmacist Před 16 dny +19

    "What choice you got, son?"

    • Joshua Carr
      Joshua Carr Před 13 dny +3

      Sure if you include get shot, get blown up by grenades or shoot himself

  • Christian Lee
    Christian Lee Před 5 dny +3

    "What choice you got, SON?" damn, what a strong but simple word and power play.

  • Gavin Soliz
    Gavin Soliz Před 25 dny +9179

    She then proceeded to shoot Wilhelm in the back when he dropped his gun.

    • Light Up
      Light Up Před 23 dny +356

      She shot him in the front, center mass

    • MB 30
      MB 30 Před 23 dny +788

      Then got choked out in the end lol alls well ends well

    • Bruh
      Bruh Před 22 dny +57

      @Castle Baudeauthey’re American not Jewish

    • Murky Turkey
      Murky Turkey Před 21 dnem +164

      @Bruhthat’s like saying he’s not Christian he’s American 😂

  • William Lawson
    William Lawson Před 19 dny +16

    It’s so funny that this movie had the exact opposite effect that was intended. This movie opened my eyes about the greatest story never told.

    • idontcare4490
      idontcare4490 Před 9 dny

      Can you elaborate?

    • joosua
      joosua Před 7 dny

      what is that story?

    • Turd Ferguson
      Turd Ferguson Před 5 dny

      You know this is fiction right?

    • Alice Mayumi
      Alice Mayumi Před dnem

      bro is really taking fiction as granted, if you mean that german soldiers were not fully evil i get your point, if you're using as a crutch to agree with hitler i don't think so buddy

    • Gangstalker
      Gangstalker Před 12 hodinami

      Too real

  • HueyCotton
    HueyCotton Před 2 dny +1

    For those who haven’t seen the film, the negotiation goes according to plan and the German man gets to go home to his son. Very wholesome

  • TofuBoi
    TofuBoi Před 22 dny +5447

    Spoiler alert: the German soldier laid down his arm and then got shot and killed by that lady because "no witnesses."

    • Spanish Mate
      Spanish Mate Před 15 dny +444

      What absolute goobers not keeping their damn promises

    • Nuclear
      Nuclear Před 15 dny +95

      ​@Spanish Matewould you rather have their entire plan ruined and let the nazis beat them?

  • Sister Fister 69
    Sister Fister 69 Před 21 dnem +5

    I actually hate that woman for killing that german even if he was the enemy. Never kill a man that puts down his weapon. Doesn't make you better imo.

    • Di Lorenzo
      Di Lorenzo Před 21 dnem

      ​@J MDudes got no honor, and doesn't abide by his own words, L Bozo🤡

    • J M
      J M Před 21 dnem

      @Di Lorenzo Its a movie about killing Nazis, just add him to the tally. Feels like you identify more with the guy for obvious reasons

    • Di Lorenzo
      Di Lorenzo Před 21 dnem

      @J M Lmao, I love your ad hominem, very intellectual
      It doesn't matter wht you mission there is, I don't care they killed the other germans there, it's just a part of war
      But you don't just make a promise and then break it, that's disgusting and honorless

    • J M
      J M Před 21 dnem

      @Di Lorenzo Lol you said I have no honour and caled me a clown, that's ad hominem. Very intellectual 🤓

  • kangbang718
    kangbang718 Před 19 dny +15

    its actually sad how both sides actually ended up agreeing to the terms and then the girl just suckerpunches him

    • Theo Elliott
      Theo Elliott Před 12 dny +7

      Well she was a jew. And a woman. Not a great combination when it comes to characteristics of trustworthiness.

    • Johnny Phesto
      Johnny Phesto Před 9 dny +1

      @Theo ElliottShe’s not Jewish, the other chick in the movie, the theatre owner was Jewish.

    • Theo Elliott
      Theo Elliott Před 9 dny +1

      @Johnny Phesto eh, still a woman tho

  • Justin X
    Justin X Před měsícem +2493

    He had the upperhand. The staircase was unarmed. Shouldve just shot it.

    • Satans Cilantro
      Satans Cilantro Před 28 dny +69

      True “pineapple grenade rolls down stairs plus maybe a bundle of dynamite”

    • K Man
      K Man Před 25 dny +50

      ​@Satans Cilantroall those pineapples 🍍 should bring a lot of unwanted attention. German guy had the upper hand.

    • Bull Moosevelt
      Bull Moosevelt Před 24 dny +46

      @K ManTrue, but then if he had just killed the actress, that would have defeated any purpose to them going down there wouldn’t it?

    • William
      William Před 23 dny +10

      ​@Bull Moosevelt They tell him they will throw grenades if he shoots, hes fucked.

    • Goblin
      Goblin Před 22 dny +8

      The staircase was a made man, Wilhelm wasn’t. There was nothing that could be done

  • Divinity
    Divinity Před 17 dny +2

    I’m guessing he trusted them and they ended up killing him?

  • Krocsko
    Krocsko Před 19 dny +3

    Poor max. His father met a shiity end😭😭

  • FergaloSanchez
    FergaloSanchez Před 22 dny +19244

    I was actually really annoyed when the woman killed the soldier after he laid down his gun

    • Poobloot
      Poobloot Před 19 dny +678

      I mean she wasnt part of the bargain

    • For_the_family117
      For_the_family117 Před 19 dny +3831

      She's the reason they were negotiating.

    • Eric Andes
      Eric Andes Před 19 dny +1771

      I believe her character is Jewish so she is understandably mad and probably doesn't care about any deal

    ANON RC Před 6 dny +2

    the best scene in the show. loved the whole bar scene.

  • BroKeN
    BroKeN Před 19 dny +2

    And that woman just shot him after he drop the gun. That was brutal and sad.

  • James Joros
    James Joros Před měsícem +5963

    I wanted him to live :(

  • BR Works
    BR Works Před 20 dny +9

    Never trust the enemy.

    • Giannis Mentz
      Giannis Mentz Před 4 dny

      True, but this has different interpretations.

  • Oh Yeah yeah
    Oh Yeah yeah Před 20 dny +4

    Sounds like he’s just come down from Manchester

  • 54 Relly
    54 Relly Před měsícem +1887

    "No guns me, no guns you"

    • Leon Bundage
      Leon Bundage Před 25 dny +16

      At 65, I have lived a mostly honorable life cause of Christ.
      The truth now in the streets is the words from Goodfellas Goodfellas .GooGoodfellas,Goodfellas,G

    • Anus McGee
      Anus McGee Před 23 dny +5

      You need guns on me for it to be a Mexican standoff!!!

  • _Raz
    _Raz Před 18 dny

    He actually trusted the Americans.

    HEISENBERG EVIL Před 15 dny +1

    When you thought, you can turn your basement into mancave, but the rats in there beg to differ.

  • Apple Teck
    Apple Teck Před 24 dny +1202

    Never trust the other guy in a Mexican standoff.

    • M P
      M P Před 19 dny +36

      And if someone ever tells you that you won't need a gun, then you better bring two.

    • Alexander M
      Alexander M Před 17 dny +7

      this some socrates shit

    • gracelandtoo
      gracelandtoo Před 15 dny +12

      A mexican standoff involves three people, in this case it doesn't count as Wilhelm isn't aware that Bridget is armed and Aldo isn't in the room rn

  • Patrick Rigali
    Patrick Rigali Před 6 dny +1

    For those who haven't seen this, he gets wasted by Bridgette Von Hammersmark after he, "gets that traitor out of his sight."

  • oliver Bytoft
    oliver Bytoft Před měsícem +1508

    Brad nailed the perfect oldschool classy accent in this movie

    • Heycidskyja
      Heycidskyja Před měsícem +45

      The Texan accent is NOT classy lmao

    • oliver Bytoft
      oliver Bytoft Před měsícem +11

      @Heycidskyja any personnthat isnt american immagine a ww2 soldier to speak like this

    • Los
      Los Před 29 dny +10

      It's trash. Worst part of the movie.
      This is not really up for debate.

    • skins4thewin
      skins4thewin Před 28 dny +2

      ​@HeycidskyjaThat there is what they call Sarcasm son, a term you are apparently unfamiliar with.

    • Yo Holmes
      Yo Holmes Před 28 dny +3

      It is one of the worst accents in cinematic history.

  • Cristian Solano
    Cristian Solano Před 17 dny +2

    This scene shows Bridget was probably the savage character in the movie.

  • Rob RS
    Rob RS Před 20 dny +2

    “What choice you got son?”
    “About 32 different choices.”

  • Frogington
    Frogington Před 20 dny

    And then he walked out, stepped away from the military, and spent his life raising his newborn son.

  • AskingAlexandria43
    AskingAlexandria43 Před měsícem +8185

    And they went in with no guns and lived happily ever after....if you ain't seen it
    6k likes, thanks guys 👍😜

  • CM
    CM Před 15 dny +2

    What choice you got son ?
    Gets killed by the women 😭

  • Nurlan Baitassov
    Nurlan Baitassov Před 21 dnem +1605

    - what side are you? British,American?
    - soviet.

    • DulekAdayum
      DulekAdayum Před 13 dny +106

      German: **Shoots himself**

    • Dawson Guidroz
      Dawson Guidroz Před 13 dny +8

      People wouldve died and the gun was trained so charging down would be a massacre the americans did this strategically

    • Combat Aviator
      Combat Aviator Před 8 dny +10

      @Dawson GuidrozI had a stroke reading that, what are you trying to say

    • Taliesin Silvercrow
      Taliesin Silvercrow Před 8 dny +4

      @Combat Aviator bro same

    • Dawson Guidroz
      Dawson Guidroz Před 8 dny +1

      @Combat Aviator Ik saying them gonna go down there and charge will get themselfs killed a mp 40 was made to be effective close to medium range combt

  • Don Veto
    Don Veto Před 13 dny +1

    Imagine if he hears, "We are Russians!"

  • Marlo
    Marlo Před 18 dny +1

    bro literally speaking like Kentucky fried chicken
    then he ask are you British?

  • Ezechial Taylor
    Ezechial Taylor Před měsícem +906

    That guy who played the German soldier absolutely crushed that roll

    • Peter McGill
      Peter McGill Před 25 dny +29


    • Trithos
      Trithos Před 25 dny +8

      I agree, he did great

    • Key Oaktree
      Key Oaktree Před 22 dny +11

      Watch the German movie “the Captain 2017”.. you’ll see that actor crush his roll as a Nazi soldier who hunts German defectors at the end of ww2 in Germany.

    • lubby L B
      lubby L B Před 20 dny +2

      everybody crushed their roles. probably one of the best movies ever made

    • Julia Hengstermann
      Julia Hengstermann Před 20 dny +1

      His name is Alexander Fehling

  • Sport
    Sport Před 17 dny

    The most realistic depiction of a ww2 situation.

  • kauboy9816
    kauboy9816 Před 12 dny

    If you have a new baby, and you have no other desire than to get to them safely, you kill any threat that stands between you and them. Period.
    His only logical play was to kill anyone who came down those stairs. Never trust your enemy to show mercy.

  • Justin Epp
    Justin Epp Před 24 dny +830

    They really cut out Willhelms reply to Aldo’s “you speak pretty good English for a German fella”. Willhelm replies “I agree” 😂

  • Normal Wood
    Normal Wood Před 19 dny +2

    -Who are you!
    -Merican 🇺🇲🇺🇲🧨🧨🔫🔫🔫

  • DrewishAF
    DrewishAF Před 9 dny +1

    One of my top 5 easily.
    It shows the horrors of war in a hilariously tragic way.

  • DarkMatter
    DarkMatter Před měsícem +223

    Wilhelm's murder was the saddest part of this film.

    • Alexis Stellinga
      Alexis Stellinga Před 23 dny +4

      Shoshana's took me by surprise! But you're right! Everyone dying in that bar was kinda sad. Lots of main characters dead.

    • John 320
      John 320 Před 19 dny +5

      Nah, he got his. Man didn't need to see his baby anymore. You moralizing boys are way too soft to wrestle with the concept of difficult necessities in a war.

  • Teej
    Teej Před 7 dny

    They left out the angry german rant he gave because she’s a traitor, they left the literal best part of this scene out of the short

  • rulthlessrudy
    rulthlessrudy Před 20 dny +2

    Spoiler alert little max did not in fact get to grow up playing catch with his dad…

  • RollingxBigshot
    RollingxBigshot Před 28 dny +649

    Wilhelm was never leaving there alive, he knew who the traitor was.

  • UltraAviator
    UltraAviator Před 20 dny +1

    She didn’t HAD to kill him, but she did. Dock move. Oh, spoiler alerts btw

  • Master Furon
    Master Furon Před 8 dny

    "Who are you, British Americans? "
    - "Yes"

  • Code German
    Code German Před 22 dny +323

    “What choice you got son?”
    Well he could finish her off so they wouldn’t have to come down. He had the cards, just can’t see them.

    • Naokade Rapider
      Naokade Rapider Před 22 dny +37

      If he shot her then they could have simply smoked him out with granades. She was his only possible way out

    • Code German
      Code German Před 22 dny +19

      @Naokade Rapider Nah, I’d still throw that on the table to waste their time. I feel dead either way.

    • Ken Morris
      Ken Morris Před 12 dny +4

      Im no expert, but without her there theyd probably just toss a grenade or 2 down there.

    • Joseph Vash
      Joseph Vash Před 12 dny +4

      Ironic, he just cant see his options? Like what happens to him when there's only an enemy down there and no civilians or friendlies down there with him?

  • IronMan GX-1
    IronMan GX-1 Před 6 dny

    Movie Title: The German Father who has Trust Issues

  • JolyKeep☮️
    JolyKeep☮️ Před 11 dny

    I wouldn't expect the protagonists of a movie with the title "Inglourious Basterds" to fulfill their promises

  • Seth Carson
    Seth Carson Před 22 dny +1011

    I love how this edit makes it sound like having a baby gives you the power to speak English. "speak pretty good English" "my baby was born today"

    • FlowFlips
      FlowFlips Před 14 dny +31

      Thats what learning from duolingo does to a mf

    • Marcos Leal
      Marcos Leal Před 14 dny +28

      Now I know the reason why my English is not good.
      I have no baby

    • zxc zxc
      zxc zxc Před 10 dny +3

      my baby is not borning yet and my english is good

    • Ace Singolo
      Ace Singolo Před 9 dny +2

      That made me bust 😂up

  • ApexFizz
    ApexFizz Před 11 dny

    “What choice you got?”
    “I can let her bleed out and wait for you to come down the stairs and shoot you because I have the tactical advantage”

  • saurav dahiya
    saurav dahiya Před 9 dny +1

    “Here! I am alive!” What a masterpiece of a dialogue that is…

  • Tyler Dennis
    Tyler Dennis Před 22 dny +241

    "you don't gotta be stonewall Jackson to know you don't wanna fight in a fuckin basement"

  • Auvas Damask
    Auvas Damask Před 15 dny

    In war, the lines between who are really the good guys and who aren't are blurred. In the end, the history books written by the winners decide who were the good and bad guys.

  • Ethan Harrison
    Ethan Harrison Před 3 dny

    I love how his whole character is "I'm already doing this, try to stop me if you can"

  • Ben Prod
    Ben Prod Před měsícem +351

    I love Brad Pitt's delivery of "No guns me no guns you"
    so awesome idk why

    • rushbiskit
      rushbiskit Před 18 dny

      all of his lines are comedy Gold. he's great in this movie

  • Crimson Vulpes
    Crimson Vulpes Před 3 dny

    Aldo was 100% prepared to keep his word.

  • Ammar Alhilo
    Ammar Alhilo Před 15 dny +1

    Make them throw their guns down the stairs or smt

  • Thog
    Thog Před 25 dny +240

    The choice you got is the hold that entrance for the next several hours, they can’t afford to stick around and compromise themselves after loud gunshots just went off

    • Scipio Africanus
      Scipio Africanus Před 21 dnem +11

      But you don't know how many of them there are or what they have. Grenades could make defending that staircase very complicated real quick.

    • TSH
      TSH Před 19 dny +24

      ​@Scipio Africanuscant throw grenades he has a hostage... he literally just had to sit and do nothing or tell them come in and keep his gun

    • дураки
      дураки Před 17 dny +1


    • Hresvelgr
      Hresvelgr Před 17 dny +1

      @TSH they could chuck smoke grenades. flashbangs or tear gas in, storm the room and kill him

    • Koen Ouwehand
      Koen Ouwehand Před 17 dny +13

      ​@Hresvelgrbro this is WW2 era

  • M. G.
    M. G. Před 17 dny +3

    - Your English is pretty good for a German
    - Yeah it's a really fucking easy language

    • Saruman38
      Saruman38 Před 8 dny +1

      Foreigners speaking English well wasn't as widespread in the 1940s as at is now.

    • Brun
      Brun Před dnem

      @Saruman38if you’re from the US then you’re literally a foreigner who speaks English.
      Foreigners who speak English has been pretty wide spread since the English conquered nearly 80% of the planet and made everyone speak their language.

  • Christian Aguiare
    Christian Aguiare Před 10 dny

    “You speak English pretty good for a German”

  • Salty
    Salty Před 22 dny +117

    I hate how she still ends up killing him

  • Wayne Johnting
    Wayne Johnting Před 16 dny

    He sealed his fate by 1, not making sure they were all dead in the room. 2, putting his gun down and trusting the enemy

    • Emerald 1337 aka funny gamer guy
      Emerald 1337 aka funny gamer guy Před 13 dny

      No, trusting the enemy wasn't his downfall. The problem was being kind in a war. The _woman_ shot him. The two men played fair.

  • YTS
    YTS Před 19 dny +1

    In war there is no right or wrong, only suffering on both sides

  • Shenawy
    Shenawy Před měsícem +181

    And then one of his guys came down took the girl and they shake hands and became friends for years to come

    • John D.
      John D. Před 24 dny +8

      Am I right gents

    • EvilPaladin11
      EvilPaladin11 Před 23 dny +2

      ​@John D. SIR YES SIR!

    • Parpyduck
      Parpyduck Před 22 dny +6

      If I remember correctly, they brought him to a farm up north where he has lots of space to run and play. Maybe the same farm that my parents brought my childhood dog when he was old and feeling sick.

  • Orange87 Church Hill
    Orange87 Church Hill Před 12 dny

    Worst thing about fighting in a basement... Is that you're fighting in the fucking basement

  • Sanctioned Meat
    Sanctioned Meat Před 18 dny

    Knowing Brad Pitt he probably got him to trust him just to shoot him as he peaks the corner😂😂

  • PaperBeatsRock2
    PaperBeatsRock2 Před měsícem +229

    When an Unknown Squad pulls up in DMZ

    • ZorroCeleste1
      ZorroCeleste1 Před 29 dny +2

      That's what makes the game so fun to me~.

    • G3tshot Heett
      G3tshot Heett Před 25 dny +1


  • TeckTheBlooded
    TeckTheBlooded Před 21 dnem

    Easy way to let it go, have her slowly hobble up the stairs and talk so they know its not you trying to run up on them

  • GiacoYT414
    GiacoYT414 Před 19 dny

    “What other option you got?” “I got the option to die on my fucking feet, so how about I hold this gun at the door, you trust me, and you take the girl”

  • Leone Maledetto
    Leone Maledetto Před 26 dny +152

    That's why you never stop taking prisoners. People stop giving up.

    • Jacob
      Jacob Před 22 dny +10


    • Jasper Zanovich
      Jasper Zanovich Před 21 dnem +14

      That is exactly why we have those laws.

    • CosmicValkyrie
      CosmicValkyrie Před 15 dny

      No, prisoners are a liability. No prisoners, no survivors. Women included.

    • Jasper Zanovich
      Jasper Zanovich Před 15 dny +3

      @CosmicValkyrie And now you got an entire population fighting to the death.
      That situation never worked out that well for the aggressor.

    • Ientered mynamecorrectly
      Ientered mynamecorrectly Před 5 dny

      @CosmicValkyrie See how well that worked out for Japan.

  • marcy colleti
    marcy colleti Před 2 dny

    One of the best film. Americans paly Americans, French play Frenchs, German play Germans...it felt so right!

  • Spooky Mcspooks
    Spooky Mcspooks Před 9 dny

    “What choice ya got son?” The bad one, the one where I hold down the fort and kill the girl while likely dying in the process

  • Air, land_combat 2017
    Air, land_combat 2017 Před měsícem +530

    As much as I hate Nazis. This guy had a family and I hate the facts that he ended up getting shot after cooperating because he wanted to see his son. He didn't really do anything wrong. He just was technically defending himself.

    • Túrin Turambar
      Túrin Turambar Před měsícem +201

      Every war has pawns, WW2 had many.

    • DarkMatter
      DarkMatter Před měsícem +77

      Wilhelm's murder is the only sad part in this film.

    • Air, land_combat 2017
      Air, land_combat 2017 Před měsícem +94

      @DarkMatter exactly. They killed the good German. Always be like that. They always kill the good enemy. Except in the first saints and soldiers.

    • Wolfshund
      Wolfshund Před 27 dny +88

      @Air, land_combat 2017 that and the scene were they carved a swastika on some random German soldiers forehead... eoulx have been better if they had done that to somerandom Gauleiter or someone in an NS-Partyuniform. ( i really can't like this movie)

    • QMGetz720
      QMGetz720 Před 27 dny +22

      @DarkMatterat the beginning when the Jewish girl’s whole family dies?

  • pitch black darkness
    pitch black darkness Před 13 dny

    The most American “WERE MERICAN” I’ve every heard

  • Duramax Daily
    Duramax Daily Před měsícem +77

    The classic german mistake, trusting the allies to have honor and integrity.

    • Túrin Turambar
      Túrin Turambar Před měsícem +33

      Honourable compared to what exactly, exterminating women and children in gas chambers by the train load?

    • Pinus S. Nero
      Pinus S. Nero Před měsícem +17

      ​@Túrin Turambarhe was just a soldier

    • Túrin Turambar
      Túrin Turambar Před měsícem +25

      @Pinus S. Nero The holocaust was perpetrated by just soldiers. In a different scenario Max could have conceivable walked away but it's totally illogical here.

    • Pinus S. Nero
      Pinus S. Nero Před měsícem +33

      @Túrin Turambar no, by the ss and the nazi party here theres a heer Wehrmacht soldier

  • Sculldog
    Sculldog Před 18 dny

    “WE’RE AMERICAN!” Always laugh at that line at how American he sounds when saying it 😂😂

  • Jk 02
    Jk 02 Před 16 dny

    When I heard Wilhelm
    all I can think about is the Wilhelm scream