"I'm A German, You Idiot." - Inglourious Basterds (2009)
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Inglourious Basterds is a 2009 war film written and directed by Quentin Tarantino, starring Brad Pitt, Christoph Waltz, Michael Fassbender, Eli Roth, Diane Kruger, Daniel Brühl, Til Schweiger and Mélanie Laurent. The film tells an alternate history story of two plots to assassinate Nazi Germany's leadership-one planned by Shosanna Dreyfus, a young French Jewish cinema proprietor, and the other planned by the British but ultimately conducted solely by a team of Jewish American soldiers led by First Lieutenant Aldo Raine. Christoph Waltz co-stars as Hans Landa, an SS colonel in charge of tracking down Raine's group. The title was inspired by Italian director Enzo G. Castellari's 1978 Euro War film The Inglorious Bastards, though Tarantino's film is not a remake of it.
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So that was a lie
Torrent it somewhere else like a good pirate. You don’t need scary links
No way hot Asian women want to see old men???? Damm shame I’m not old 😢
Jew much?
“What choice you got son?”
Such an awesome line
Two choices: MP and 40
Well, he can wait until reinforcements arrive.
@nellyprice exactly what I was thinking too 😂😂 like well I got quite a few I could do 😅
@WedrowniczekJasand then a grenade rolls down the stairs to maintain operational security by making sure the girl can’t talk and all the witnesses are dead, genius plan really
@James Well, he has cover and (for all he know) girl is important for his enemies, making her a good hostage.
"War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other"
okay niko, wanna go bowling instead?
@Aryan JatyanBowling sounds good. When and where?
Niko! Lets go bowling.
Old and bitter? Rich and high and might powerful elites are not bitter, they just spend human lives like how they spend money and resources, for greater money and resources. No bitterness at all, all sweet.
Guy behaved honorably and was double crossed.
I was furious when she killed him, a deal is a deal.
. When she was killed I felt somewhat that justice was served...
@Mitsos 306well if she let him live what would have happened
Think
You think he wasnt going to tell the ss about her alligance
@day deficiency your comment is correct. What I say is that it was not her decision to make. It was Aldo's...
And to give a humorous note,
1st rule - never change the deal!
I actually felt bad for him. Not because he was a new father, but because he held up his end of the bargain.
Yup, he trusted them.
Trusted the long nosed tribe, fatal mistake
The LT. wasn’t able to hold up his end, it was the German actress who killed Wilhelm before they can step down. Aldo even thought she set them up.
@Qwest yeah, I'm not blaming Aldo or the men.
@hortler she was Jewish?
Edit: she's not, by the way. At least there's exactly zero context in the movie about her religion.
"Thanks, but id rather have you come down unarmed and i keep my weapon"
This
then they come armed and everyone dies, which would still be a better ending
You can tell that's Brad Pitt
Lol have you guys not seen the movie? He tried that at first. Remember the Mexican standoff line??
This is a cave, aldo above has grenades and is blocking the only way out. If the german soldier refuses to cooperate the guy upstairs drops a few down the stairs and there is absolutely no chance of survival down there, a deal was his only option.
What choice you got son?”
proceeds to execute the girl
This is the moment Max became an orphan.
Bravo Vince. Wait wrong director
Still got his mother I reckon.
Spoiler warning.
Edit: apparently none of you have heard of sarcasm, you're all embarrassments, 🤡s.
@Necrophagous of Fetal limbs If you've not seen the movie by now, it's your fault.
@Jason Connerits just a warning, chill
"We were in here drinking, celebrating.... They're the ones that came in here shooting!"
Wilhelm just wanted a happy celebration ngl
Should've been on the right side then
@Norwegian Vikingit's not his fault to be born
@hater123 no, but maybe he should've pressed switch teams
@Norwegian Viking ah yes cause that's gonna be easy in nazi germany, not like he was gonna be executed for treason, nope.
It’s a good thing that he walked away and was able to play catch with his son and nothing horrible happened to him 😊
Maybe he can live when they remake the movie, 'Once Upon a Time in Nazi Germany..'
LOVE that part too
"I wanna trust you... but how can I?" That line was absolutely on point. Brilliant acting.
Writing*
totally agree
@Christopher Jon BangayanNo he meant the actor delivered the line well
@Christopher Jon BangayanWriting and acting are decent. A good script won't help a bad actor, and often is the same vice versa.
You know, fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you're fighting in a basement.
But would Stonewall Jackson know better?
@Josh Davis I think he died before the invention of basements.
@TrumpIsTheRootOfAllEvilCould you count a rudementary underground bunker as a basement? or a pathway of a pyramid as one?
Take note, don't negotiate with liars.
The girl killed him, not Brad’s character.
But your point stands, in a general sense
Don't be Nazi or fight for them and then you don't have to worry about it
Or jews. Or women.
@Joshua Carr😂 this guy doesn’t know people were drafted into the war
Guess he should have picked the winning side
Wilhelm sobered up real quick
A shootout tends to do that
He is a german soldier after all
He got the adrenaline absolutely PUMPING through his body lol
@Z ColeIf he had actually lived through this, imagine the absolute crash that would've followed. Guy would've been asleep for days.
I think you would if you just survived a close quarters firefight in a basement…
The protagonists were so evil people are feeling bad for the Germans lol
well that shows how well written this is when the flag and allegiance was stripped away to reveal just a man in a bad place, we feel pity for him but what can he really do?
inglorius "bastards"
@trustme1070 well duh. They are people too..
Oh man, I can’t wait for this german’s redemption arc. Little max surely smiled when his poppa returned home 🥲
In a box.
@The Epic Spylmao
That's what trusting Js gets you
"what choice you got son"
shoots woman and kills the 2 men
Yeah, literally had all the cards
I mean.. airstrikes exist
@Inimical Divinity
Indeed, americans would bomb anything, have a good laugh and later on just drop the "bombed nazis" stamp.
Whatever civilians that were actualy bombed becomes more of a "but its a war, dummy, were the good guys" issue
@Skinny_Melone Exactly. Feels good, man. 😎
"What choice you got, son?"
A. Wait for reinforcements.
B. Kill the bargaining chip.
C. Kill them.
D. Lie to them, leading them into a false sense of security, and then kill everybody.
My guy delivered that line like the other dude wasn't in the position with the most power and options.
The most American "I'm American!" I've ever heard. XD
The way he says "we're Marikun" is the most American way to say it
merica
Marikun 😂😂😂 good one
Murica
all that was missing was a "yew haw brother!"
The "A" is there, but its definitely an "a"
One of my favorite Mexican Standoffs. Quentin Tarantino writes them so good!!
😂😂😂
She knew he had a son and broke the deal heartless
One of the main reasons I didn't feel bad when she got what was coming to her. Karma.
I love how there’s no mercy in this movie. They humanize this German soldier, and then bam just like that brutally murdered a minute later.
Well, they couldn't have him dropping the dime on Von Hammersmark, could they?
Just like actual war
Ruins the movie for me personally.
@I_Commission_DSPriscilla_Artfor me too.
I dont like the protagonists from the beginning but after that scene I turned off this horseshit
A movie that makes you feel bad for the villains, they just wanna save one of their ladies
"I'm German you idiot!" lol Well, you never can tell. There are Italians running around that sound like they're from Alabama.
your comment is better than this whole movie XD
Uh reev uh dirtchee
Your comment deserves more attention.
Is this a reference?
Haha
"What choice you got, son?"
Plenty.
Sure if you include get shot, get blown up by grenades or shoot himself
"What choice you got, SON?" damn, what a strong but simple word and power play.
She then proceeded to shoot Wilhelm in the back when he dropped his gun.
She shot him in the front, center mass
Then got choked out in the end lol alls well ends well
@Castle Baudeauthey’re American not Jewish
@Bruhthat’s like saying he’s not Christian he’s American 😂
It’s so funny that this movie had the exact opposite effect that was intended. This movie opened my eyes about the greatest story never told.
Can you elaborate?
what is that story?
You know this is fiction right?
bro is really taking fiction as granted, if you mean that german soldiers were not fully evil i get your point, if you're using as a crutch to agree with hitler i don't think so buddy
Too real
For those who haven’t seen the film, the negotiation goes according to plan and the German man gets to go home to his son. Very wholesome
Spoiler alert: the German soldier laid down his arm and then got shot and killed by that lady because "no witnesses."
What absolute goobers not keeping their damn promises
@Spanish Matewould you rather have their entire plan ruined and let the nazis beat them?
I actually hate that woman for killing that german even if he was the enemy. Never kill a man that puts down his weapon. Doesn't make you better imo.
@J MDudes got no honor, and doesn't abide by his own words, L Bozo🤡
@Di Lorenzo Its a movie about killing Nazis, just add him to the tally. Feels like you identify more with the guy for obvious reasons
@J M Lmao, I love your ad hominem, very intellectual
It doesn't matter wht you mission there is, I don't care they killed the other germans there, it's just a part of war
But you don't just make a promise and then break it, that's disgusting and honorless
@Di Lorenzo Lol you said I have no honour and caled me a clown, that's ad hominem. Very intellectual 🤓
its actually sad how both sides actually ended up agreeing to the terms and then the girl just suckerpunches him
Well she was a jew. And a woman. Not a great combination when it comes to characteristics of trustworthiness.
@Theo ElliottShe’s not Jewish, the other chick in the movie, the theatre owner was Jewish.
@Johnny Phesto eh, still a woman tho
He had the upperhand. The staircase was unarmed. Shouldve just shot it.
True “pineapple grenade rolls down stairs plus maybe a bundle of dynamite”
@Satans Cilantroall those pineapples 🍍 should bring a lot of unwanted attention. German guy had the upper hand.
@K ManTrue, but then if he had just killed the actress, that would have defeated any purpose to them going down there wouldn’t it?
@Bull Moosevelt They tell him they will throw grenades if he shoots, hes fucked.
The staircase was a made man, Wilhelm wasn’t. There was nothing that could be done
I’m guessing he trusted them and they ended up killing him?
Poor max. His father met a shiity end😭😭
I was actually really annoyed when the woman killed the soldier after he laid down his gun
I mean she wasnt part of the bargain
@Poobloot
She's the reason they were negotiating.
I believe her character is Jewish so she is understandably mad and probably doesn't care about any deal
the best scene in the show. loved the whole bar scene.
And that woman just shot him after he drop the gun. That was brutal and sad.
I wanted him to live :(
Likewise.
Never trust the enemy.
True, but this has different interpretations.
Sounds like he’s just come down from Manchester
"No guns me, no guns you"
At 65, I have lived a mostly honorable life cause of Christ.
The truth now in the streets is the words from Goodfellas Goodfellas .GooGoodfellas,Goodfellas,G
You need guns on me for it to be a Mexican standoff!!!
He actually trusted the Americans.
When you thought, you can turn your basement into mancave, but the rats in there beg to differ.
Never trust the other guy in a Mexican standoff.
And if someone ever tells you that you won't need a gun, then you better bring two.
this some socrates shit
A mexican standoff involves three people, in this case it doesn't count as Wilhelm isn't aware that Bridget is armed and Aldo isn't in the room rn
For those who haven't seen this, he gets wasted by Bridgette Von Hammersmark after he, "gets that traitor out of his sight."
Brad nailed the perfect oldschool classy accent in this movie
The Texan accent is NOT classy lmao
@Heycidskyja any personnthat isnt american immagine a ww2 soldier to speak like this
It's trash. Worst part of the movie.
This is not really up for debate.
@HeycidskyjaThat there is what they call Sarcasm son, a term you are apparently unfamiliar with.
NOPE.
It is one of the worst accents in cinematic history.
This scene shows Bridget was probably the savage character in the movie.
“What choice you got son?”
“About 32 different choices.”
And then he walked out, stepped away from the military, and spent his life raising his newborn son.
And they went in with no guns and lived happily ever after....if you ain't seen it
6k likes, thanks guys 👍😜
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You are pure evil mister 😂❤
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@Alfredo Tyraelid call that a good evil
What choice you got son ?
Gets killed by the women 😭
- what side are you? British,American?
- soviet.
**Dies
"Soviet!"
German: **Shoots himself**
People wouldve died and the gun was trained so charging down would be a massacre the americans did this strategically
@Dawson GuidrozI had a stroke reading that, what are you trying to say
@Combat Aviator bro same
@Combat Aviator Ik saying them gonna go down there and charge will get themselfs killed a mp 40 was made to be effective close to medium range combt
Imagine if he hears, "We are Russians!"
bro literally speaking like Kentucky fried chicken
then he ask are you British?
That guy who played the German soldier absolutely crushed that roll
Role
I agree, he did great
Watch the German movie “the Captain 2017”.. you’ll see that actor crush his roll as a Nazi soldier who hunts German defectors at the end of ww2 in Germany.
everybody crushed their roles. probably one of the best movies ever made
His name is Alexander Fehling
The most realistic depiction of a ww2 situation.
If you have a new baby, and you have no other desire than to get to them safely, you kill any threat that stands between you and them. Period.
His only logical play was to kill anyone who came down those stairs. Never trust your enemy to show mercy.
They really cut out Willhelms reply to Aldo’s “you speak pretty good English for a German fella”. Willhelm replies “I agree” 😂
-Who are you!
-Merican 🇺🇲🇺🇲🧨🧨🔫🔫🔫
One of my top 5 easily.
It shows the horrors of war in a hilariously tragic way.
Wilhelm's murder was the saddest part of this film.
Shoshana's took me by surprise! But you're right! Everyone dying in that bar was kinda sad. Lots of main characters dead.
Nah, he got his. Man didn't need to see his baby anymore. You moralizing boys are way too soft to wrestle with the concept of difficult necessities in a war.
They left out the angry german rant he gave because she’s a traitor, they left the literal best part of this scene out of the short
Spoiler alert little max did not in fact get to grow up playing catch with his dad…
Wilhelm was never leaving there alive, he knew who the traitor was.
She didn’t HAD to kill him, but she did. Dock move. Oh, spoiler alerts btw
"Who are you, British Americans? "
- "Yes"
“What choice you got son?”
Well he could finish her off so they wouldn’t have to come down. He had the cards, just can’t see them.
If he shot her then they could have simply smoked him out with granades. She was his only possible way out
@Naokade Rapider Nah, I’d still throw that on the table to waste their time. I feel dead either way.
Im no expert, but without her there theyd probably just toss a grenade or 2 down there.
Ironic, he just cant see his options? Like what happens to him when there's only an enemy down there and no civilians or friendlies down there with him?
Movie Title: The German Father who has Trust Issues
I wouldn't expect the protagonists of a movie with the title "Inglourious Basterds" to fulfill their promises
I love how this edit makes it sound like having a baby gives you the power to speak English. "speak pretty good English" "my baby was born today"
Thats what learning from duolingo does to a mf
Now I know the reason why my English is not good.
I have no baby
my baby is not borning yet and my english is good
That made me bust 😂up
“What choice you got?”
“I can let her bleed out and wait for you to come down the stairs and shoot you because I have the tactical advantage”
“Here! I am alive!” What a masterpiece of a dialogue that is…
"you don't gotta be stonewall Jackson to know you don't wanna fight in a fuckin basement"
In war, the lines between who are really the good guys and who aren't are blurred. In the end, the history books written by the winners decide who were the good and bad guys.
I love how his whole character is "I'm already doing this, try to stop me if you can"
I love Brad Pitt's delivery of "No guns me no guns you"
so awesome idk why
all of his lines are comedy Gold. he's great in this movie
Aldo was 100% prepared to keep his word.
Make them throw their guns down the stairs or smt
The choice you got is the hold that entrance for the next several hours, they can’t afford to stick around and compromise themselves after loud gunshots just went off
But you don't know how many of them there are or what they have. Grenades could make defending that staircase very complicated real quick.
@Scipio Africanuscant throw grenades he has a hostage... he literally just had to sit and do nothing or tell them come in and keep his gun
Agreed
@TSH they could chuck smoke grenades. flashbangs or tear gas in, storm the room and kill him
@Hresvelgrbro this is WW2 era
- Your English is pretty good for a German
- Yeah it's a really fucking easy language
Foreigners speaking English well wasn't as widespread in the 1940s as at is now.
@Saruman38if you’re from the US then you’re literally a foreigner who speaks English.
Foreigners who speak English has been pretty wide spread since the English conquered nearly 80% of the planet and made everyone speak their language.
“You speak English pretty good for a German”
I hate how she still ends up killing him
exactly what a b..
Das ist not good. Never trust a...
It was cool when she died later
He sealed his fate by 1, not making sure they were all dead in the room. 2, putting his gun down and trusting the enemy
No, trusting the enemy wasn't his downfall. The problem was being kind in a war. The _woman_ shot him. The two men played fair.
In war there is no right or wrong, only suffering on both sides
And then one of his guys came down took the girl and they shake hands and became friends for years to come
Am I right gents
@John D. SIR YES SIR!
If I remember correctly, they brought him to a farm up north where he has lots of space to run and play. Maybe the same farm that my parents brought my childhood dog when he was old and feeling sick.
Worst thing about fighting in a basement... Is that you're fighting in the fucking basement
Knowing Brad Pitt he probably got him to trust him just to shoot him as he peaks the corner😂😂
When an Unknown Squad pulls up in DMZ
That's what makes the game so fun to me~.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Easy way to let it go, have her slowly hobble up the stairs and talk so they know its not you trying to run up on them
“What other option you got?” “I got the option to die on my fucking feet, so how about I hold this gun at the door, you trust me, and you take the girl”
That's why you never stop taking prisoners. People stop giving up.
Yes
That is exactly why we have those laws.
No, prisoners are a liability. No prisoners, no survivors. Women included.
@CosmicValkyrie And now you got an entire population fighting to the death.
That situation never worked out that well for the aggressor.
@CosmicValkyrie See how well that worked out for Japan.
One of the best film. Americans paly Americans, French play Frenchs, German play Germans...it felt so right!
“What choice ya got son?” The bad one, the one where I hold down the fort and kill the girl while likely dying in the process
As much as I hate Nazis. This guy had a family and I hate the facts that he ended up getting shot after cooperating because he wanted to see his son. He didn't really do anything wrong. He just was technically defending himself.
Every war has pawns, WW2 had many.
Wilhelm's murder is the only sad part in this film.
@DarkMatter exactly. They killed the good German. Always be like that. They always kill the good enemy. Except in the first saints and soldiers.
@Air, land_combat 2017 that and the scene were they carved a swastika on some random German soldiers forehead... eoulx have been better if they had done that to somerandom Gauleiter or someone in an NS-Partyuniform. ( i really can't like this movie)
@DarkMatterat the beginning when the Jewish girl’s whole family dies?
The most American “WERE MERICAN” I’ve every heard
The classic german mistake, trusting the allies to have honor and integrity.
Honourable compared to what exactly, exterminating women and children in gas chambers by the train load?
@Túrin Turambarhe was just a soldier
@Pinus S. Nero The holocaust was perpetrated by just soldiers. In a different scenario Max could have conceivable walked away but it's totally illogical here.
@Túrin Turambar no, by the ss and the nazi party here theres a heer Wehrmacht soldier
“WE’RE AMERICAN!” Always laugh at that line at how American he sounds when saying it 😂😂
When I heard Wilhelm
all I can think about is the Wilhelm scream