Compilation of Harry's terrible jokes

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[@simran1320]

I will never be able to say 'OR IS IT' without thinking about Harry😂😂

[@iamshraddhakhedkar]

simran13 Yeahhhhhhhhhhh !

[@laurenng85]

simran13 same 😂😂

[@kelisasolomon8614]

same

[@calledkathi4404]

simran13 I can't even say it anymore...

[@alexandraofficial610]

Knock knock

[@user-co8ik8sl9q]

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dorowo102]

Annie Nicole Lettuce who?
(My mind) LETTUCE DIE YOUNG OR LETTUCE LIVE FOREVER!

[@FadedWishes-ft3dv]

Anje Nicole 😂😂😂

[@directionerbilieber2105]

😂😂😂😂

[@olivia-qj9cx]

Love that one

[@Voclain4]

Anje Nicole
Knock knock
Who’s there
A cow goes
A cow goes who
_NO_ _A COW GOES MOOOOO_

[@lovelyycora9893]

If we had more people like Harry, the world would be a better place

[@flklrevrmr]

absolutely sure😭♥️

[@rakhimukherjee2435]

Definitely

[@burgerpatty]

let us be that person then ;) ❤️

[@ananaren]

Omgg 😭

[@aubrey8880]

If we had two harry styles the world will be almost perfect

[@makandcheese7086]

*On the set of drag me down*
Louis: can you get me some tea?
Harry: You mean- some Grav-i-tea
Louis-Leave the band

[@elizatomlinson1202]

LMFAO 😂😂😂

[@itsme9000]

OMFG 😂😂😂😂

[@sarajoshi1276]

😂😂😂😂

[@lizm3276]

This comment😂😂😂

[@roqayabadawy2121]

*zayn leaves instead*

[@lillianburgeson02]

His smile when he says "or is it?" Has to be the cutest thing I've ever saw in my whole life 😂😂😂

[@tropicalcandyland6266]

Lillian Burgeson IKR

[@ang_nap3242]

When

[@ljiljananikolic3614]

Period.

[@megdedasy338]

Yeeeessss!! Ahahah😂

[@nonilikedcloud]

IKR!!!

[@maitri5265]

"I know i've got it wrong, but i have a microphone. "
So suck that 😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@janat9349]

Quỳnh Anh Bùi i died there

[@fatimajehanzaib1699]

I didn't understand why he got it wrong because he himself said that joke before

[@skrrrrt6999]

Harry: knock knock
Fans: who's there?
Harry: a cow goes
Fans: a cow goes who?
Harry: no a cow goes moo....you're welcome

[@nandhini8627]

Gemma: knock knock
Harry: who's there??
Gemma: mom and dad
Harry: mom and dad who??
Gemma: exactly you're adopted

[@skullz2244]

Niall Horan bAHHAHAHA

[@maia9557]

Niall Horan I feel like they've had that conversation before

[@soniasabovcikova5536]

😂😂😂😂 i died

[@AnimeSmith999]

Nice one Niall

[@isabellefeasel7000]

Niall Horan Lol

[@kiacanlas4316]

Am I the only one who laughs at Harry jokes?

[@lashiyajurado6793]

Kirsten Canlas no I think

[@lashiyajurado6793]

Kirsten Canlas or yes maybe

[@jacklynerickson2316]

Kirsten Canlas NO BECAUSE I LOVE HIM AND I LAUGH WHEN HE BREATHES

[@michelleschaller4808]

No I CRACK UP EVERY SINGLE TIME HAHAH

[@marinasantos5562]

Kirsten Canlas I'M DYING JAHAHAHAHHQJQ

[@yoongles9786]

*I swear if he would do this on louis it will end like this*
harry: Knock, knock
louis: the door is open.

[@confusedfan8840]

OneDimna Yo 😂👊

[@aashanaramavat3152]

I notice Harry loves the "knock knock" jokes a lot 😂😂

[@praptipanchal1469]

😂😂😂

[@siubhanb1827]

This is why Zayn left😂😂😂😂😂

[@confusedfan8840]

Siubhán B hahah he could not bear him 😂

[@karmamartinez3527]

I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD CRY OR LAUGH

[@pizzalover8237]

Siubhán B lol

[@annie4500]

^^ both

[@karmamartinez3527]

Annie sKDKSK

[@zee7375]

"I know I've got it wrong but I've got a microphone" DAMNNNNN DAT SHADE THO 😂😂😂

[@v4mmpp]

he's such a dorky dad to this fandom i swear

[@whydoihavesubscribers647]

ITS A SNAKE HABITAT TURN AROUND that's username tho 😂

[@hanafiqaazizan4858]

"What does two flags say at each other? Nothing, they just wave"
That joke got me laughing for a good 2 minutes
I need to find that girl😂😂😂😂

[@ela_1191]

Hanafiqa Azizan maaan I am so dumb I don't even understand this can someone explain

[@Fupalright]

Elaha Gilinsky people wave at each other, but waving is also the thing flags do when the wind hits them

[@Someone-cj9zn]

Farrahton ohhhhh 😂😂

[@mariafernandazenildelgado6472]

hi, excuse me, did u know which concert is when they tell that joke???

[@aishathsava3546]

The worst jokes ever. like .ever. but I find it so funny when he laughs on his own jokes

[@melodysparrow5820]

"I know I got it wrong, but I've got a microphone."

[@kulsumansari9159]

I laughed so hard at this 😂😂😂😂

[@Ipiutiminella]

"I felt funny."
"But it's not very funny cause she broke her arm".
OH GOOOSH that was the worst joke ever haha! :'D

[@maetamonxg7718]

Aurélie *fell funny
😂 that was soo cute and just 🙈😊

[@vangogh_]

I didn't get it

[@maishasamiha1605]

These are not terrible jokes. These are extraordinharry jokes! :D
Who agrees?

[@user-mt9qr4tc3u]

MSA 1D extra ordinary😂

[@maishasamiha1605]

Heyitsme Thatonegirl :D I know right!It was intentional! Wish every word had a Harry in it!

[@kimhaeun2094]

stole my thought!!

[@saramoha350]

Sassmaster Of Doncaster
what is Army? tell me please. 😓

[@z.z.1876]

Sara Moha It's the fanbase of BTS (kpop boyband), I believe - the same way fans of 1D are referred to as Directioners. :)

[@ellabogaski316]

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow?"
"You look for the fresh prints"
THAT WAS AT MY CONCERT IN MELBOURNE 2015

[@vanyasidana]

What does it mean

[@ellabogaski316]

@@hannah-tl1yy nah prints as in like foot prints

[@charlottejessop6141]

OMG NO WAY LUCKY

[@Wherearetheavocados16]

Lucky you

[@aafiaeqbal5024]

@@ellabogaski316 I don't understand plz elaborat 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@samanthacarloni7898]

did you ever think the boys wanted to like take his microphone and tell him to shut up? 😂😂😂

[@z.z.1876]

Sam Carloni Well, I kind of think they know that the fans love Harry's dorky (lack of) humour :D

[@lottielonelyy2428]

Probably 😂

[@nadja2957]

He is so idiot, that's why I Love him, The world needs more persons like this ❤❤ Best person ever

[@BriannaGibbsLovatictaylorcyrus]

Cami Alves

[@binniee9326]

All The Love É o Caraio he is not an idiot, but ok

[@gabbyburton1999]

Megan's Lyfe I don't think she mean like unintelligent more like he's a goofball

[@robertavillela815]

guys she's brazilian (vi pelo teu nome hehe) and in brazil we use idiot as the same thing as goofball, she didn't meant to call harry stupid. he's a baby 💓

[@siubhanb1827]

What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing they just waved
Did u SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE u did
K, bye

[@oliviatinsley85]

Emma Storan haha lol 😂

[@thebasicfangirl2474]

Don't be such a beach

[@bernardavidovic7992]

IM CRYING HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

[@alannac.7392]

Emily Moore ikr? he's/she's just FISHING for compliments 😂😂😂

[@lizelottex8629]

Siubhán B

[@reginathebean]

ik these are harry’s but i can’t get over this joke from Louis:
Harry: “I like Zayn cause he’s a really funny guy”
Louis: “Like a mushroom?”
Harry: “...?”
Louis: “Cause he’s a FuNgUi”

[@charlottejessop6141]

HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY IDK WHY

[@meghanmalone5548]

this made me smile

[@lemonpickleandthairsadam]

I saw in a video were harry speaker fast whenever he said ummm

[@adarool3333]

"What did the two flags say at each other?"
"Nothing, they just waved"
harry: "that was the best joke ive ever heard"
he said that like a proud dad hahahaha

[@kensilinablye1349]

Harry: knock knock
Liam: ...omg...
Louis: ...not this again....
Niall: who’s there?
Harry: Urine...
Liam: 🙄
Niall: urine who?
Harry: URINE SECURE, DON’T KNOW WHAT FOR!

[@dkaur_xd6668]

Wait a sec? Urine secured??? 😂😂 Contained in plastic bag or bottle? 😂😂😂😂 And why Harry doesn't know that ? He secured it ... right?🤣

[@aryam6538]

Oh shit, i just got the joke now after all these years, wow 😂😂

[@ranatamir]

I love Harry's terrible jokes ❤️😍

[@harrymacdonald9374]

Blossom same ❤️😂

[@binniee9326]

Blossom they are 🚫 terrible!!!!!! But I luv it too

[@dondon520.]

Not Normal Fan Girl

[@marinasantos5562]

Blossom me too, this jokes are too precious

[@pliforov7586]

Surprised it's only 6 mins long... Hmm.

[@anonymous-vv2cg]

Phan Trash
phan + directioner ..yass

[@caffe1n8ed]

It's almost 7 min my m8

[@peachyrogers]

i'll go home 7 min

[@harrychosetokillmewithhiss7715]

I've got one.
"Knock knock"
"Who's there"
"Naughty boy"
"Naughty boy who??"
"Exactly"

[@aga8733]

This is gold

[@sajinashajeer4737]

Didn't get it

[@thecampofjoy5512]

@@sajinashajeer4737 same

[@ireneroga5775]

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird - Harry Styles.

[@Ren-bz6ni]

HARRY'S JOKES ARE LEGIT LIFE!!!😋

[@Ren-bz6ni]

Am I right????

[@givememyname7919]

Lgrace10 15 YES!!😂😂

[@directionerzquadmendesarmy4988]

I love Harry's jokes so much 😂 My favourite is the "This is a family show.... or is iiitt?" or where he screamed "I SAID I'M GONNA TELL A BUNCH OF JOKES" then he asked if anyone has a joke and then he screamed "THAT WAS THE FIRST JOKE, THANK YOU!" 😂😂

[@kookbook7184]

He's close to parenthood. Those dad jokes.

[@ulora0156]

am i the only one losing my shit hahhhaha He is such a cute dork Thankyou for making this video i love u!!!

[@sabrinaapplevong8744]

4:41 the little "wot" he does oh my that was the cutest thing. Wot you're using my line?!

[@emily_salisbury89]

Does anyone else like the video before they watch it? No just me ok😐

[@syds8861]

no babe I'm with you

[@laurenparkison6497]

If it's got Harry's name attached to it, I instantly like it lol

[@kaydeelewis8455]

I do!

[@kaydeelewis8455]

Legit me lolz!

[@prouddirectionerforever5713]

me too

[@caro6923]

I want Harry to tell all the jokes he know the day of my funeral and then go like. "She was a very good girl...very funny, smart, and honest? OR WAS SHE????"

[@binxsicle5042]

I was still waiting for their drummer to do the *bah dum tss*

[@peepeepoopoo5753]

He thinks he is so funny and that is absolutely adorable, he is just so proud of himself

[@zoesun7374]

oh my god the giraffe one was tHE WORSTT

[@aleenadaniel456]

And we laughed all night to the worst jokes ever👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@nybhamiah4449]

WHEN HE STARTS COUNTING ON HIS FINGERS JHEE I LOVE HIM

[@namelesslou1946]

Can you explain that joke? I can't understand what the girl said.

[@laraamaral6863]

Nameless Lou What's the moment?

[@iselaruby2678]

deep epiphany 1:36

[@fairy.melo2]

I really think that Harry's jokes are funny...Am I the only?

[@z.z.1876]

MELÖ Well, they are cute? :D Some of them are not exactly funny - I mean the giraffe one for example? xD But it's hard not to like them when he says them...

[@elv7452]

Am I the only. Only believer

[@tropicalcandyland6266]

Hell no they’re so cute and funny

[@tay423]

Zita Zajka l laughed so much at the giraffe joke 😂😂😂

[@ches4135]

I’m

[@katescharf1006]

Like if u get this joke
Why'd sally fall of the swing
Why
Cause she had no arms
Knock knock
Who's there
Not sally
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@siubhanb1827]

Kate Scharf best joke eve....,........ Apart from my on
Why did John fall off the swing?
Coz he lacked coordination
Why did Mary fall off the swing
Coz she had no arms
Why did George fall off the swing
Someone threw a fridge at him
Knock knock
Who's there
Not George! (Because he's dead.!)

[@egreene3151]

Kate Scharf what did Sally get for Christmas
We'll never find out cause she couldn't open it

[@janat9349]

E Greene THIS GOT ME AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@katrinepetersen8350]

Kate Scharf Hahahaha, oh God! It’s 2am and I snorted so loudly I actually woke up my mom 😂😂😂

[@tropicalcandyland6266]

😂😂😂

[@trapey4548]

3 am currently and I'm calling all of my friends to tell Harry's jokes

[@abbi5113]

I do this to my sister she didn't think it was very funny 😂

[@home-gf3ib]

The problem to be Spanish is that you don't understand the half of jokes and just laugh because Harry laughs... 😂🙋✌😂

[@oliviafreya333]

mariadelmar we have the same profile picture hey queen

[@skeletonizer9529]

This is probably why they're on break. The rest of 1D just couldn't take it anymore

[@teoa5345]

Do a compilation of his clumsy moments! That would be amazing♥ Loved the video!

[@swiftstylesii5162]

Actually that's a really good idea. Thank you, darling. xx

[@amaraw.4734]

Swiftstyles II I love ur channel❤️🦄👑💩

[@Anne-jw3lu]

Swiftstyles II i love you for everything that you do for us. A massive thank you for all your hard work 💓👏

[@blubb311]

Noone really |-/

[@maddie3720]

Harry never fails to make me smile

[@hyvnmni]

i watch this whenever i feel down.

[@Kangaroo0005]

3:03 the kind of joke you get when you try to invent one as a child

[@samdumorris]

God I LOVE HIM !!!

[@astylinsonbyadoption5681]

idk what's worse. this hiatus or Harry's jokes

[@martinaparadiso9888]

im having a shit day and this helped :)

[@lucymacpherson-blair4770]

“knock knock.”
“who’s there?”
“a cow goes”
“a cow goes who?”
“no. a cow goes moo” this made me laugh too much

[@ariyatabassumabdullah1143]

Harold and his bad jokes , still a better love story than twilight

[@lmejia001]

My face hurts from smiling so much, like it really hurts, he causing me pain, oh the joy.

[@jaynagomez8597]

“How do you find Will Smith in the snow”? “Look for the fresh prince”😂
IM DYING

[@carlitafranco1620]

Omg this is legit how my friends act when I tell them jokes 😂 I love Harry's jokes

[@PenelopeU.]

I swear harry is the most goofy adorable person ever

[@alinazafar1024]

why do i love this crazy man so much

[@yeehaw6389]

What did the two flags say to eachother.... nothing they just waved
*Harry leaves*
I LOVE THIS

[@solineruaux6310]

I was born for Harry to tell me "You need to calm down! It's a family show!"

[@katiee4396]

the fact that he quoted the vine "I'm in me mum's car...broom broom" just makes me smile

[@emilyfloral2744]

*knock Knock*
Harry: A Cow Goes
Fans: A Cow goes who?
harry: no it doesnt A Cow goes Moo

[@angelinealook4679]

Harry has grown but he still wont act his age

[@ishitaishi1540]

Harry : you need to calm down
Taylor swift: I m gonna make a song on that

[@Insomniacss]

“Urine secure, don’t know what for” the fact that that wasn’t a super smooth transition into a performance of what makes you beautiful is severely disappointing

[@gymnast1555]

Harry:knock knock
Fans:who's there
Harry:*thought he heard them say ooh yeah* oh..oh yeah..
Harry:haha that's insane
Harry: lettuce
Fans: lettuce who?
Harry: let us in and you'll find out...
HAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@christinemariephillips424]

Harry Styles is so silly & goofy & Funny when He says his Silly Jokes He is so Hot & sexy & Gorgeous Handsome & Good Looking

[@SaraJHudson]

Definitely super bad jokes, but the fact he's so adorable and proud of it, smiling like it's the best joke ever, is worth it and funny xD.

[@127deku]

i feel like harry has always been the star of the band. besides him being super cute he had the deepest and raspiest voice. and he’s just super funny and he stood out

[@Sofzcalerooo]

I love this guy so much LOL. He's such a cute dork. My favorite thing of all time is when he screams "WHAT?!"

[@immerloooo6536]

This is so funny. That's it why I love him😻 Same humor😹

[@claire7862]

ikr

[@alex-vd4vm]

I'm Harry,I have the worst sense of humor and my mom finds it funny..lol

[@z.z.1876]

pete Well, his Mum was also the one who said he could sing, so she is a smart lady ;)

[@hannam994]

6:30 Liam laughing his ass off and being an adorable puppy

[@Lily92691]

Just an update on Sandy for all of you, he and his wife, Shanna are excepting a baby in July of 2017 😍

[@gaelleaugustin0123]

Harry is a dorky little weirdo... I love him

[@litwithliv404]

1:45 I died. This man he kills me. I broke the replay button.

[@greatsquare7046]

*Wears Horse Mask*
"I Don't think I can sing now. I'm just feeling a little bit hoarse!"

[@buttercuplove8403]

"This is a family show!"
*"OR IS IT???"*

[@isabelking5184]

Harry literally has the same sense of humor as me. He cracks up at his own jokes and they're always really stupid.

[@babyolman1622]

I miss him this way , just care free

[@brir1019]

When he put the horse mask on I lost it 😂🧚🏻‍♀️

[@amayasonubi8136]

OR IS IT!????

[@samanthaporras9268]

"i'm in my mum's car broom broom" he references vine, is handsome, kind, sings, plays guitar and piano, acts, writes amazing songs, what else could anyone want?

[@fej775]

2:09 liam singing take me to church is so beautyful💛

[@mcr5truther]

Niall every time Harry makes a joke :
Hahahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😇😅😅

[@fifthharmonyonedirectionli4485]

I love Harry and his jokes

[@xXlovestideXx]

i was at the concert where the fan told him to take his shirt off and thus the iconic "or is it" was born lmao

[@hxfizax]

Okay Harry is actually really damn funny and THT wasn't sarcasm

[@megford4261]

we're really desperate now...
😂😂😂😂

[@alexandriacanaan8165]

1:22 he looks so proud of himself 😂

[@charly9033]

Harry is the only one who can make me laugh at these jokes

[@eamantareen9880]

Its so funny when he says "this is a family show , or is ittt??" in concerts! 😂😂😂❤❤

[@aliyahphillips7727]

THEY SAY TERRIBLE JOKES BUT THOSE MADE MY DAY!! I LOVE YOU HARRY!!!

[@milenamellet4024]

Harry likes easy joke's

[@ZnaMissFlora]

Wake up, Lydia. WE'RE NOT FINISHED YET! lol

[@yoon4820]

"I'm in my mom's car broom, broom." OH MY GOD THE MEMORIES XD

[@jodydunne8285]

Omg I was at the concert where he made urine joke 😂😂😂