MTG - BAILE DA MIKU (ASTROPHYSICS & DJ DENGUE) feat. Kasane Teto
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- čas přidán 3. 08. 2023
- I'll going to Japan in a few days, before that, I wanted to make a proper nipo-brazilian crossover for people to shake ass to.
This is from my brazilian funk project @KESTBAILE, you can download it for free here or pay anything. kest.bandcamp.com/track/mtg-b...
art by S A I N † † U F A ( / _saaanic_ )
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![Teto speaking... WHAT LANGUAGES??? (read desc) | [Talkaloid]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ni5YokP1rIM/mqdefault.jpg)
![KEST (Astrophysics & DJ Dengue) - Funks Selecionados [BAILE FUNK, BREAKCORE, GABBER] FULL ALBUM](/img/n.gif)
Had much fun with this. You can download the track here for free kest.bandcamp.com/track/mtg-baile-da-miku
Big thanks
"Thank you for invite me in this track :33" -probably some Kasane Teto fan
And holy fuck that's some good shit. Thank you.
It says I need to insert a dollar to download it????
You say it can be downloaded for free but the track can be bought for $1 minimum, no less. So is it an outdated info or just a mistake on your/bandcamp part?
No offense, just curious
Miku has her index finger extended past the trigger, while Teto’s finger is on the trigger. Miku’s practicing proper gun safety, while Teto is ready to shoot your ass.
Or Mikus ass, on accident ofc
or the gold ak is the airsoft gun, because its funny to headcannon that
dude the first two words i saw was 'finger' and 'ass'
Lol so glad it isn't just me who noticed this 😂
nah, you're looking at it wrong. trigger discipline is one of - if not the - first skills taught when handling firearms. She knows her shit. the fact that she's so clearly displaying trigger discipline, combined with that grin on her face and the look in her eyes? She's a killer.
Teto? shes probably just happy to be there and hasn't ever used or even held a gun.
Im not sure why, but the thumbnail compelled me to listen to this immediately
Same
X2
Same
thumbnail artist in in the desc if u didnt alr see it
Same! Looked really cool!
Miku says “always practice good trigger discipline”
Teto says “KILL”
I love how so many people are surprised by the lyrics but whenever a cover looks like that this is just the expected outcome.
Like, there's only a few things the song would be about. Gun, sex, drugs, or a combination of those things.
Astrophysics is like a box of chocolate, you never know what banger you're gonna get
Schrodingers banger box 🗿
Hatsune miku é canonicamente o Adriano Imperador
tirando foto com fuzil e os caralho
kkkkkkkkk
lembrei imediatamente da famosa foto
We fr need more Brazilian Funk songs sung by Miku and her friends, this is too good to be wasted
I recognized sainttufa’s art style immediately, so cool to see two of my favorite artists colabing
nice pfp
same!
After some translation session, this is the most "colorful" song I have ever heard, without noticing such before translation.
Would you mind sharing the translation?
@@NoOtherShadeOfBlue the song describes sex and sucking like a lolipop. I tried to find a way to describe this without being vulgar but it's litterally impossible lmao
@@NoOtherShadeOfBluesaving this because later i will translate it to english but it is basically the most nasty vulgar sex described
@@galgumiguro this is pretty soft compared with the most popular brazillian funk we have here lol
most of them have a lot more vulgar lyrics, but there's also those who doesn't do that and instead have positive and more deep lyrics
@@OFunnyshii i know, but I said that because it's not common to have those lyrics in Americans or other songs outside of brazil
É nessas horas que eu agradeço nascer brasileiro
Os reis voltaram ao castelo🔥🔥🔥
This track goes ridiculously hard, Astro never fails to blow me away
I don't know why but seeing Miku with that Flamengo shirt fills me with intense joy
uma bezu furamengo senpure furamengo
Ohh damn flamengo badge is identical to the rangers football club badge from scotland, i asked in comments if it was an rfc shirt 😅
ive never heard teto sound this good ever in any song. like, she sounds like a HUMAN imo.
a couple months back, she got a synthesizer v ai voicebank as part of her 15th anniversary!
@@MariLui64 DAMN i didnt know that and i consider myself a big vocaloid dork 😭😭thanks
Maybe ur songs arent getting the views u deserve recently, but i hope you dont give up astro, im brazilian and i listen your songs for the last 2 years pls dont stop, we need more, i need more 😁✌
Ta ligado que ele é brasileiro tbm né
Nada iria me preparar para a parte da Teto
Me pergunto se os gringos sabem o nível da putaria que ela tá falando--
@@KatNips eles ficariam realmente chocados embora 😂 (desculpe pelo meu português ruim)
@@dazz._tt the music will never be the same 😂
Absolutely freaking love your new music style, keep up brother!!! From Kazakhstan with love🫶
Miku in a Flamengo jersey go wild
This is some of the sickest vocaloid/UTAU work i've ever listened to. I'm BEGGING u make more bangers like this at some point
I believe this is teto’s synthV vb and not her utau one
@@alloyra i think you're right, mb
@@jaqworld7518 all good ^^
Teto?! No fucking way
Track goes hard & awesome art. Love you Astro
Ikr, I was so excited to see teto
AS PARTES EM PORTUGUÊS MANO????? KKKKKKKKJ VELHOOO AMEI
Isso é estranhamente perfeito, confesso q não gosto de funk por causa das letras pesadas, mas ouvir isso me deu um orgulho de ser brasileira lajwksjsksj
tlg que existe funk sem letra pesada ne ?
@@siluda9255 sim, mas a maioria dos q tocam por todo lado é funk pesado, só o tiktok é entupido de dancinha de música de funk com letra pesada
What the fuck???? Um canal de Synthwave soltando logo um funkao brabo hahaha, Wonderful, come to Brazil 🇧🇷🔥
ele é brasileiro kkkkkk
Não sei o que foi mais chocante
Descobrir que o Astrophysics é brasileiro
Que ele faz funk, ou
Que ele fez o funk da Miku
PERFEITA! Por favor, façam uma versão mais longa dessa música, já to cansando de dar loop kakakka
Principalmente as partes em português
Miku flamenguista dando tiro pro alto, apenas perfeito
On a parallel universe where Miku and Teto come fron the ghetto and they stay true to their origins
Me and my homies drinking vegetable juice in the club
As a brazilian, This is a win
Ayo Teto... Wait i realized... Teto, Teta😲
I showed this to my Brazilian friends and they lost their minds, obrigado.
the artwork goes incredibly hard I felt free to screenshot
Your profile pic goes hard
@@kooolainebulger8117 thanks pal, the painting does go hard
Had this on repeat for the past 3 hours
Yeah
prosta sprawa
Yes officer this is the girl that robbed me on Rio, the one with blue hair.
THE LYRICS BRO I CANT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
That is a proper Brazilian PEDRADA
лучшее чупа чупа ламбе ламбе, что я слышал за свою жизнь, дайте два. 🤙
Miku came to Brazil
Miku with fucking bedroom eyes and a gun has an effect on me that I cannot properly describe with words. And I hate saying that, but there really is no other word for that other than "Bedroom eyes"
Or drugged out of her mind
Não existe dupla mais dinâmica que Astro e DJ Dengue
news: hatsune miku é encontrada morta boiando na praia da tijuca. pericia indica que a possível causa sejam os 5 tiros no peito da vitima, Kagamine Rin se recusa a dar depoimento sobre o caso, investigações prosseguem.
You must drink the vegetable juice of grinning tribal warlord Miku.
Pelo amor de Deus por mais musicas assim!!! Isso tá incrível!!!
O único defeito dessa música é que ela acaba muito rápido 🫤 (sério, achei que teria pelo menos 3 minutos de duração._.)
Cover art looks dope
A thumb perfeita não exist...
Teto is about to shoot the teto
Underrated comentário KAKAKAKA
A capa superou todas as expectativas.
AMOOOOO ya quiero ver mas de teto y miku juntas en tu canal 😍
ISSO TA MARAVILHOSO
The po pi po part goes so hard
Literally just finished Evangelion. The hair! Like Rei and Asuka’s evil twins.
based artist
Every time you make another song - i will be listening to it on repeat at least 50 times over couse of couple days. Cant get it from my head.
If i ever spawn in the middle of desert without water, this song is going to play in my head
MIKU FLAMENGUISTA??
Omg! So happy to see sainttufa’s art paired with an astrophysics song, it feels so fitting and really cool like two realities colliding. Great work!
Eu quase morri de rir não esperava essa thumb
NO WAY. MY FAVORITE SHIP, MY FAVORITE ARTIST, AND MY FAVORITE ARTIST PRODUCER, MAKING ONE OF MY FFAVORITE SONG TOPICS??? NO WAY
U GUYS SHOULD MAKE A BRAZILLIAN PHONK VERSION
Miku: proper trigger discipline
Teto: LMAO GOLDEN AK
Teto with Hope Left Me merch is not a sight you see daily
I never knew i needed this. AMAZING
ta de volta o rei 🤩
This has no business going as hard as it does, but it does, and I'm happy to be here for it.
Que perfeição.......... ❤❤
have a safe trip!! thx for the drop
Waifus + guns = perfection in that artwork. Good song too.
Как всегда лучший. топ!
MIKU FLAMERDISTA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Mt foda o cover 👍
More vocaloid gangster music please
Incredible as always. Never stop making music
Só pedrada
Isso ficou muito bom! Um estilo bem único.
Essa foi a Melhor, mais incrivel e mais absurdas Música que eu já ouvi nos últimos 🔥
let's gooo!!! tetoheads stay winning!!!
MIKU E KEST?????? PERFEIÇÃO
Caralho, vou chapar escutando Miku agora. Apoio muito tu lançar mais sons assim.
Let's go Brasil mentioned
This gives me some Bust-a-Groove vibes and I'm here for it ♥
Amazing! Would love too see more tracks in this style in the future!
Incrível kkkk show de bola
I came from SoundCloud, but YES finally i can see the lyrics! Love the art and music done for this.
Ainda bem que sou inscrito aqui, senão teria perdido essa pedrada
Eu PRECISO de mais musicas de funk com voz de garota de anime ... PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Good stuff as always, Astro
Wow the bop on this is great! And the thumbnail really grabs you I was compelled to click.
But I do wish I could find the translation of the lyrics somewhere...
did some brief investigating, it's Portuguese, and the translation is vulgar.
Fun though!
@@rcvg69420haha, "chupa chupa lambe lambe" 😂
Brazilians never fail!
OS IMPERADORES DO BRASIL 🦟🤝⚒
AMEI ❤
Mais uma pedrada, muito bom
this is such a banger I love it its been on REPEAT!!!!
1:30 goes HARD
more teto please we love teto
Great tracks as always!
o mais brabo apenas
miku truly has lost control😔
As a brazilian, this is a Certified Favela Classic
This was amazing thank you ♡
This is getting ridiculous lmao, i love it
omg astrophysics thank you so much for using teto i love you so much!!!!!
MANO EU AMEI ISSO