It's 10 pm rn and the whole day I've only had 2 packs of indomie and 2 sausages because im too lazy... ik how to cook but i just literally dont know what to cook or eat
This may be a bit of an improbable reach, but I hope that they try a Logan/Theory feud for the title and force the fans to cheer for somebody. It would arrogant, stupid, and ridiculous, but it would be fun lmao
no one:
josh: *moans*
Pretty annoying
i hate these types of comments they aren't funny
@@spencerethington Says you
@@animationstation7307 Uhhh okay
Can't he just cheat on his wife with a dude already.
Reupload except They took out the part when the crab pees 😂😂😂😊
It's a shorts version of his own video
@@cosmeevanson2977 yeh
Bro when he moaned I was like "was I the only one that heard that?"😂
The crab be like daddy chill
My man just took that thing from its home and then disassembled it like a Lego set
XD
bro just has 20 live crabs in his basement now 💀
Customers waiting for their food: Joshua being the waiter: presents the food with a moan
EXPENSIVE TOAST
That will be $199.99. Debit or Credit?
double it and give it to the next person
Dungeness is less expensive and tastes way better.
@@LinMyintMyatKyaw same
@@docE3885facts and I catch my own
This man is the definition of he's a little eccentric but he knows what he's doing
Not the moaning
that sound when flippin the bread was crazy
That's some sus toast ya got there
The sound effects though!!!!
the money I’d pay to eat that
same 😭😭
He edited out Nico and the crab takin a piss! WHY!
I wana see the peepee
That bread was zesty af 😂😂🫠
With these FXs, I have made it a habit to make sure I am home or no one is around while I watch your shorts - your toyaco.
I’ve actually made toast like that before while high as balls and I had leftover crab from seafood indulgence night and I was like “yo… toooooast.”
Goes all the way to Norway just to come back and put it on bread.
that looks so good
Mr.Crabs 😂
Backup vocals: Pa pa pa pa pa
Josh:
Imagine a crab doing that to a human 😂
Bro said make it fresh to a new level 🎚️
Bro goes from papa to mama real quick these days 😢
Every thing this guy has made, has also been a thought/question I've had. Stay cool dude!
he ANNIHILATED that crab 😂 🦀 ☠️
Man did not just violate crab like that 💀
Dude where the hell do you live ?!!! Also I love you!!
Man that’s gotta taste divine 😫😍😍😍🤤
Omg this looked so good!
That looked so delicious it brought a tear to my eye.
Josh:making lobster sandwich
His brain: *proceeds to moan*
Josh : bread hits pan : moans uhhmn
Toast got violated
Oh so this is why surimi looks the way it looks.
Plus it'd just be an off-putting white stick if they didn't paint it lmao
@@sonofjack666 Makes sense lol
I just knew he was going to be sus with the crab 😂
bro the little fuqin doing doing killed me 😂
anyone else find it weird how the king crab only has six legs while the usual crab has eight
“Mom, I want Gordon Ramsay!”
“We have Gordon Ramsay at home.”
How to make edible bugs. First: fish a demon out of the abyss …
Crabs are my favorite animal to eat and as pets.
I miss being able to eat crab. Sadly, I developed an anaphilactic shellfish allergy a few years ago...
That is so sad. So, no crustaceans? What about clams, oysters, conch?
@@lschoenrank I'm still good with most seafood, just not crustaceans
That’s one way to mess up king crab
Bro just casually moaned into our ears
Even on a honeymoon cruise Joshie letting his intrusive thoughta win. 😅
Also,
My lobster meat don't jiggle jiggle, it goes boingy boingy. 😂
Nobody:
Josh at 3am:
I thought I was watch chef hiro for a minute
Cmon man king crab into toast?
Subway: I pretend I didn't see that cheap bread that goes with king crab
I got everything on that list except for the trip to Norway to catch my crab… I should be able to do that in about 5-10 years…
Looks pretty good
Damn never thought you’d cook drake
Bro wickleing some long of em crab
Is this what they call "Fisherman's toast"?
Josh's vids really are getting more and more sus lately (I like it)
That moan was personal😂
Id just eat the crab by itself.
This is good, but if you use good crab and good ingredients, use real bread
the moan💀
A few people in this world have caught crabs.
Josh: puts toast on bread
*PEAK COMEDY*
I can taste it 😢 my goodness it looked so tender, sweet, rich & fresh.
what happened to the crab peeing? 😭
As sweden living in norway i can comfirm that we have the best king crab
Catches crab
Holds carefully
Rips hands apart
Bro said 😩
naw look what they did to mr krabs 😢
Imagine being a *king* crab and enjoying life in the sea in one moment and in the next you’re on toast
did he even cook the crab 😭😭
"Ughhh 😩"
- Joshua 2023
Your arteries will not be thanking you for that obscene amount of butter
Bro cooks the bread but not the crab 💀
Look at the colour - he HAS cooked it.
nah rip to the crab but this was worth it to watch
Poor Mr.Crab 😥
Is it weird that Josh reminds me of Johnny Depp 😂?
Did he really moan, I thought my ears were playing tricks on me lol 😂
what was the sauce you put the crab in cause i know that wasn't all butter?
that looks real tasty my dude
I thought he was going to keep it as a pet
I would love to go and catch my own crab like you did how did you book it
who is rich enough to get king crab and put it on something as trivial as toast
It's 10 pm rn and the whole day I've only had 2 packs of indomie and 2 sausages because im too lazy... ik how to cook but i just literally dont know what to cook or eat
Don’t worry guys the crab is just sleeping
Yes i caught what you did there 😂
Looks yum!
All them crabs had covid 2000 in them 😂
My grilled bread feels the same way
That is the fresh crabs the freshhhhhh crabs
Do you think you can make Mexican meal prep
SPONGEBOB ME BOY DON’T LEAVE ME HERE
Crab
Its raw😮
I thought he was actually going to toast it and he literally just made toast
Imagine going to Norway to make a sandwich...
What’s that yellow sauce Josh mixed with? Is that Mayo?
This may be a bit of an improbable reach, but I hope that they try a Logan/Theory feud for the title and force the fans to cheer for somebody. It would arrogant, stupid, and ridiculous, but it would be fun lmao
EUGENE NOOOOOO
I feel bad for the crab