I CAUGHT My Own Crab

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  • @justindelacruz9172
    @justindelacruz9172 Před rokem +2511

    no one:
    josh: *moans*

  • @elfredyjuega3303
    @elfredyjuega3303 Před rokem +670

    Reupload except They took out the part when the crab pees 😂😂😂😊

  • @RamenQueen-rg7er
    @RamenQueen-rg7er Před 11 měsíci +12

    Bro when he moaned I was like "was I the only one that heard that?"😂

  • @adriadri3624
    @adriadri3624 Před rokem +51

    The crab be like daddy chill

  • @hauntingvoice3376
    @hauntingvoice3376 Před 11 měsíci +31

    My man just took that thing from its home and then disassembled it like a Lego set

  • @wavarium
    @wavarium Před 11 měsíci +29

    bro just has 20 live crabs in his basement now 💀

  • @Spedible
    @Spedible Před rokem +16

    Customers waiting for their food: Joshua being the waiter: presents the food with a moan

  • @GUSTAVO.H.O.F.
    @GUSTAVO.H.O.F. Před rokem +53

    EXPENSIVE TOAST

  • @Mustard30002
    @Mustard30002 Před rokem +313

    That will be $199.99. Debit or Credit?

    • @LinMyintMyatKyaw
      @LinMyintMyatKyaw Před 11 měsíci +18

      double it and give it to the next person

    • @docE3885
      @docE3885 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Dungeness is less expensive and tastes way better.

    • @ndktruc2671
      @ndktruc2671 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@LinMyintMyatKyaw same

    • @Greenliight
      @Greenliight Před 7 měsíci

      @@docE3885facts and I catch my own

  • @spacecraze7953
    @spacecraze7953 Před rokem +67

    This man is the definition of he's a little eccentric but he knows what he's doing

  • @Stender_
    @Stender_ Před rokem +57

    Not the moaning

  • @SRP-ps6td
    @SRP-ps6td Před rokem +1

    that sound when flippin the bread was crazy

  • @juliesymonds2440
    @juliesymonds2440 Před rokem +20

    That's some sus toast ya got there

  • @nopez1nu
    @nopez1nu Před rokem +5

    The sound effects though!!!!

  • @lillycove
    @lillycove Před rokem +18

    the money I’d pay to eat that

  • @domerecipient3326
    @domerecipient3326 Před rokem +97

    He edited out Nico and the crab takin a piss! WHY!

  • @AintDyin999
    @AintDyin999 Před rokem +7

    That bread was zesty af 😂😂🫠

  • @joshuanavarrete1891
    @joshuanavarrete1891 Před rokem

    With these FXs, I have made it a habit to make sure I am home or no one is around while I watch your shorts - your toyaco.

  • @ImmortalLemon
    @ImmortalLemon Před rokem +1

    I’ve actually made toast like that before while high as balls and I had leftover crab from seafood indulgence night and I was like “yo… toooooast.”

  • @a902l9
    @a902l9 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Goes all the way to Norway just to come back and put it on bread.

  • @AbramBlanchard
    @AbramBlanchard Před rokem +1

    that looks so good

  • @frizzyfazbearnfriends5391
    @frizzyfazbearnfriends5391 Před měsícem

    Mr.Crabs 😂

  • @victoriapennyblythe7479
    @victoriapennyblythe7479 Před 11 měsíci

    Backup vocals: Pa pa pa pa pa
    Josh:

  • @BzVibes-uv7bg
    @BzVibes-uv7bg Před rokem +1

    Imagine a crab doing that to a human 😂

  • @katiesnightlife7998
    @katiesnightlife7998 Před rokem

    Bro said make it fresh to a new level 🎚️

  • @pine2850
    @pine2850 Před rokem

    Bro goes from papa to mama real quick these days 😢

  • @matthewmaxwell6671
    @matthewmaxwell6671 Před rokem +1

    Every thing this guy has made, has also been a thought/question I've had. Stay cool dude!

  • @RylieMarie441
    @RylieMarie441 Před rokem

    he ANNIHILATED that crab 😂 🦀 ☠️

  • @MaddieMoore654
    @MaddieMoore654 Před 9 měsíci

    Man did not just violate crab like that 💀

  • @maliblue1557
    @maliblue1557 Před 3 měsíci

    Dude where the hell do you live ?!!! Also I love you!!

  • @ctc.s8945
    @ctc.s8945 Před rokem +1

    Man that’s gotta taste divine 😫😍😍😍🤤

  • @TheDreamOfChaos
    @TheDreamOfChaos Před rokem

    Omg this looked so good!

  • @SmellsLikeEMinor
    @SmellsLikeEMinor Před 11 měsíci

    That looked so delicious it brought a tear to my eye.

  • @cat2231
    @cat2231 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Josh:making lobster sandwich
    His brain: *proceeds to moan*

  • @MareeCmiree
    @MareeCmiree Před 3 měsíci

    Josh : bread hits pan : moans uhhmn

  • @kwerby3285
    @kwerby3285 Před rokem

    Toast got violated

  • @elvenadohostil8607
    @elvenadohostil8607 Před rokem +12

    Oh so this is why surimi looks the way it looks.

    • @sonofjack666
      @sonofjack666 Před rokem +1

      Plus it'd just be an off-putting white stick if they didn't paint it lmao

    • @elvenadohostil8607
      @elvenadohostil8607 Před rokem

      @@sonofjack666 Makes sense lol

  • @elishab6521
    @elishab6521 Před rokem

    I just knew he was going to be sus with the crab 😂

  • @littlescarfo
    @littlescarfo Před 9 měsíci

    bro the little fuqin doing doing killed me 😂

  • @dracodracarys2339
    @dracodracarys2339 Před 9 měsíci

    anyone else find it weird how the king crab only has six legs while the usual crab has eight

  • @HutchTheWolf
    @HutchTheWolf Před rokem

    “Mom, I want Gordon Ramsay!”
    “We have Gordon Ramsay at home.”

  • @tamuccal1
    @tamuccal1 Před 8 měsíci

    How to make edible bugs. First: fish a demon out of the abyss …

  • @Gobo-1
    @Gobo-1 Před rokem +1

    Crabs are my favorite animal to eat and as pets.

  • @stuffedsomething1699
    @stuffedsomething1699 Před rokem +2

    I miss being able to eat crab. Sadly, I developed an anaphilactic shellfish allergy a few years ago...

    • @lschoenrank
      @lschoenrank Před 10 měsíci

      That is so sad. So, no crustaceans? What about clams, oysters, conch?

    • @stuffedsomething1699
      @stuffedsomething1699 Před 10 měsíci

      @@lschoenrank I'm still good with most seafood, just not crustaceans

  • @cesarpunski
    @cesarpunski Před rokem

    That’s one way to mess up king crab

  • @Luvcinnamon
    @Luvcinnamon Před 10 měsíci

    Bro just casually moaned into our ears

  • @emwhaibee
    @emwhaibee Před rokem +8

    Even on a honeymoon cruise Joshie letting his intrusive thoughta win. 😅
    Also,
    My lobster meat don't jiggle jiggle, it goes boingy boingy. 😂

  • @CorbinOutdoors
    @CorbinOutdoors Před rokem

    Nobody:
    Josh at 3am:

  • @gregbeaudry
    @gregbeaudry Před rokem

    I thought I was watch chef hiro for a minute

  • @theprettyanxiouskoko6876
    @theprettyanxiouskoko6876 Před 11 měsíci

    Cmon man king crab into toast?

  • @Creationmade555
    @Creationmade555 Před 10 měsíci

    Subway: I pretend I didn't see that cheap bread that goes with king crab

  • @Egonzales85
    @Egonzales85 Před měsícem

    I got everything on that list except for the trip to Norway to catch my crab… I should be able to do that in about 5-10 years…

  • @Narra0002
    @Narra0002 Před 7 měsíci

    Looks pretty good

  • @Kade240
    @Kade240 Před 4 měsíci

    Damn never thought you’d cook drake

  • @user-zd6dl6ot4f
    @user-zd6dl6ot4f Před 4 měsíci

    Bro wickleing some long of em crab

  • @sweetieswifey627
    @sweetieswifey627 Před rokem

    Is this what they call "Fisherman's toast"?

  • @MedaimoYT
    @MedaimoYT Před rokem

    Josh's vids really are getting more and more sus lately (I like it)

  • @Rambo.XD1
    @Rambo.XD1 Před rokem

    That moan was personal😂

  • @requiem6465
    @requiem6465 Před rokem

    Id just eat the crab by itself.

  • @pol...
    @pol... Před rokem +1

    This is good, but if you use good crab and good ingredients, use real bread

  • @chill_asl
    @chill_asl Před 11 měsíci +1

    the moan💀

  • @veridico84
    @veridico84 Před rokem

    A few people in this world have caught crabs.

  • @Taha_A
    @Taha_A Před rokem

    Josh: puts toast on bread
    *PEAK COMEDY*

  • @Noni1
    @Noni1 Před 10 měsíci

    I can taste it 😢 my goodness it looked so tender, sweet, rich & fresh.

  • @kimoneg
    @kimoneg Před rokem +4

    what happened to the crab peeing? 😭

  • @Rita_fox_therian
    @Rita_fox_therian Před 4 měsíci

    As sweden living in norway i can comfirm that we have the best king crab

  • @JPitza
    @JPitza Před rokem

    Catches crab
    Holds carefully
    Rips hands apart

  • @swiftythepig9546
    @swiftythepig9546 Před 5 měsíci

    Bro said 😩

  • @thebob5825
    @thebob5825 Před rokem +2

    naw look what they did to mr krabs 😢

  • @volteriaz
    @volteriaz Před rokem +3

    Imagine being a *king* crab and enjoying life in the sea in one moment and in the next you’re on toast

  • @itsglby
    @itsglby Před 11 měsíci

    did he even cook the crab 😭😭

  • @0BI-WAN.KENOBI
    @0BI-WAN.KENOBI Před rokem

    "Ughhh 😩"
    - Joshua 2023

  • @simonmowatt3213
    @simonmowatt3213 Před 11 měsíci

    Your arteries will not be thanking you for that obscene amount of butter

  • @XFactor28
    @XFactor28 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Bro cooks the bread but not the crab 💀

    • @lschoenrank
      @lschoenrank Před 10 měsíci

      Look at the colour - he HAS cooked it.

  • @user-gc3wx7bd8h
    @user-gc3wx7bd8h Před 11 měsíci

    nah rip to the crab but this was worth it to watch

  • @MaMa-uj4pp
    @MaMa-uj4pp Před rokem +1

    Poor Mr.Crab 😥

  • @cordeliabradshaw343
    @cordeliabradshaw343 Před 4 měsíci

    Is it weird that Josh reminds me of Johnny Depp 😂?

  • @Beast_Boy3
    @Beast_Boy3 Před rokem

    Did he really moan, I thought my ears were playing tricks on me lol 😂

  • @7kortos7
    @7kortos7 Před rokem +1

    what was the sauce you put the crab in cause i know that wasn't all butter?

  • @ashervanhalm428
    @ashervanhalm428 Před 11 měsíci

    that looks real tasty my dude

  • @tVt2000
    @tVt2000 Před rokem

    I thought he was going to keep it as a pet

  • @latoyabaker131
    @latoyabaker131 Před 11 měsíci

    I would love to go and catch my own crab like you did how did you book it

  • @toneart1623
    @toneart1623 Před rokem

    who is rich enough to get king crab and put it on something as trivial as toast

  • @environmentaly7894
    @environmentaly7894 Před rokem

    It's 10 pm rn and the whole day I've only had 2 packs of indomie and 2 sausages because im too lazy... ik how to cook but i just literally dont know what to cook or eat

  • @armind.6883
    @armind.6883 Před rokem

    Don’t worry guys the crab is just sleeping

  • @rppope1006
    @rppope1006 Před rokem +1

    Yes i caught what you did there 😂

  • @BlowUpTheOutsideWorld

    Looks yum!

  • @Bdiamondz
    @Bdiamondz Před 5 měsíci

    All them crabs had covid 2000 in them 😂

  • @katg5746
    @katg5746 Před rokem

    My grilled bread feels the same way

  • @user-qm1tz6hv5u
    @user-qm1tz6hv5u Před 9 měsíci

    That is the fresh crabs the freshhhhhh crabs

  • @Ghost-zy9zs
    @Ghost-zy9zs Před rokem

    Do you think you can make Mexican meal prep

  • @justSawyer338
    @justSawyer338 Před 10 měsíci

    SPONGEBOB ME BOY DON’T LEAVE ME HERE

  • @JBOSSISLIT
    @JBOSSISLIT Před rokem +1

    Crab

  • @shine2678
    @shine2678 Před měsícem +1

    Its raw😮

  • @phyrefaux7765
    @phyrefaux7765 Před rokem

    I thought he was actually going to toast it and he literally just made toast

  • @miguelmiranda9672
    @miguelmiranda9672 Před 10 měsíci

    Imagine going to Norway to make a sandwich...

  • @2StellarStars
    @2StellarStars Před rokem

    What’s that yellow sauce Josh mixed with? Is that Mayo?

  • @WoahPt2
    @WoahPt2 Před rokem

    This may be a bit of an improbable reach, but I hope that they try a Logan/Theory feud for the title and force the fans to cheer for somebody. It would arrogant, stupid, and ridiculous, but it would be fun lmao

  • @Ender_M4n_
    @Ender_M4n_ Před rokem +1

    EUGENE NOOOOOO

  • @Manbatee
    @Manbatee Před rokem

    I feel bad for the crab