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  • čas přidán 8. 11. 2011

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  • @BL-zi9wb
    @BL-zi9wb Před 4 lety +3614

    Unintentional ASMR videos have millions of views but it's really the same 50 people rewatching it at 2 am over and over again.

  • @LiveFromCharlotte
    @LiveFromCharlotte Před 3 lety +943

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen two people more suited for their names.

  • @marincav
    @marincav Před rokem +617

    The highlight of Chuck's day is every morning when he puts on his Jack Black Texture Cream and looks in the mirror to tell himself that he's still the man.

    • @havinthangs55
      @havinthangs55 Před 10 měsíci +6

      😂😂😂💀💀

    • @east4183
      @east4183 Před 9 měsíci +5

      A new gem added to the comments. Amazing 10/10

    • @NegotiableHemingway
      @NegotiableHemingway Před 9 měsíci +23

      He’s the type of guy to point and wink at himself in the mirror and say “You still got it big guy!”

    • @cabronicusmaximuschingonic1062
      @cabronicusmaximuschingonic1062 Před 8 měsíci

      The highlight of your day; is thinking that you're actually funny, by coming back to this comment section, to see if you have more likes. You and Chuck should hang out.

  • @dirbrody
    @dirbrody Před 4 lety +363

    Chuck just came in for a haircut, but is getting roasted...

  • @RowdyLpx
    @RowdyLpx Před 7 lety +2111

    they got chuck looking like he got his hands blown off by a grenade in Nam

    • @cnrbsmth
      @cnrbsmth Před 5 lety +99

      Honestly the funniest comment Ive ever seen on youtube

    • @Paul-dz7xi
      @Paul-dz7xi Před 4 lety +10

      Nam

    • @thetasworld
      @thetasworld Před 4 lety +37

      Godamn man it's 3 am and I am laughing my ass off cause of you :D

    • @pioneerjatt93
      @pioneerjatt93 Před 4 lety +1

      😂😆😂

    • @JackJax44
      @JackJax44 Před 4 lety +1

      oh no 😂

  • @datniggajohnredcorn5433
    @datniggajohnredcorn5433 Před 6 lety +2200

    "The way you're going to apply this is take a little bit and apply it"
    Thanks.

    • @briangleason5597
      @briangleason5597 Před 5 lety +52

      LMAO. Thank you, I needed a good laugh.

    • @Fabo100
      @Fabo100 Před 5 lety +111

      Usually I cut the bottle in half with a chain saw and then eat what's inside so i owe her for this one!

    • @toddjones7919
      @toddjones7919 Před 5 lety +20

      Thanks, Tammy.

    • @LS-vl6zd
      @LS-vl6zd Před 5 lety +20

      And he kept a straight face

    • @caesarfiorini
      @caesarfiorini Před 5 lety +1

      Especially on my peepee ......

  • @DumpsterFire2048
    @DumpsterFire2048 Před 3 lety +1645

    Chuck's facial expressions always look like he just found out his secretary is pregnant with his child while he's on the phone with his wife.

    • @mag-wp6yt
      @mag-wp6yt Před 3 lety +34

      Lmfao😂

    • @kokosowasucza9566
      @kokosowasucza9566 Před 3 lety +7

      Actually who is that? Chuck who? I don't know him

    • @Jack-cp3bf
      @Jack-cp3bf Před 3 lety +19

      @@kokosowasucza9566 man dont ya know chuck its THE FAMOUS PERSON at all time! I mean thats Chuck....The brother of chuck norris, the legendary chuck...or maybe its just chuck...

    • @kokosowasucza9566
      @kokosowasucza9566 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Jack-cp3bf no. Like i get joke but i really don't know who he is but i want to know

    • @jimmea6317
      @jimmea6317 Před 2 lety +5

      @@kokosowasucza9566 feed and sneed

  • @richardweiss326
    @richardweiss326 Před 5 lety +338

    I came for the ASMR, I stayed for the hilarious comments 😂😂😂

    • @ale8n
      @ale8n Před 3 lety +2

      2020 and do the same

    • @nickcorrelli
      @nickcorrelli Před 2 lety +2

      This has got to be the greatest comment thread in the history of comment threads 😂

    • @blacktallsmart1914
      @blacktallsmart1914 Před rokem +1

      This comment thread is legendary. What the hell is going on in here 😂

    • @theannouncerdad
      @theannouncerdad Před 6 měsíci

      czcams.com/video/n2_itObcHaQ/video.html is another good one

  • @dodgers175
    @dodgers175 Před rokem +284

    11 years later Chuck is still calling his son "Champ".

    • @Javiti1986
      @Javiti1986 Před rokem +14

      "Sport"

    • @vuk87
      @vuk87 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@Javiti1986😂😂😂

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 Před 5 měsíci +1

      I saw Chuck at the grocery store he said hey you greasy little dissapointment wash my fuckin f150 there a fin in for you

  • @synapticburn
    @synapticburn Před 3 lety +274

    Don't need to see his feet to know that he's wearing white New Balance sneakers

  • @contentwriterHaris
    @contentwriterHaris Před 10 měsíci +228

    Here I am.. 10 years later.. So many ups and downs in life. But tammy and chuck make me feel hopeful. When I see a guy get out of a barber shop with more hair, life certainly has hope

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 Před 5 měsíci +4

      I'm still mad at Chuck. He ruined my 16th birthday and bought me a dodge charger instead of the challenger. It's brand new but I expected everything from my dad. I'm disowning both my parents now you hear me chuck and Tammy!!! All the money you Upper rich class parents make and you can't buy me a dodge challenger? I'm running away from home and got dad's credit card

    • @contentwriterHaris
      @contentwriterHaris Před 5 měsíci

      🤣🤣🤣​@@GeraltOfRivia99

  • @Spainy12
    @Spainy12 Před 5 lety +975

    Chuck probably drives a '92 Porsche with racing gloves and never tips the pizza man.

    • @NegotiableHemingway
      @NegotiableHemingway Před 4 lety +5

      Spainy12 😂👍🏻

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 Před 4 lety +38

      he probably wears those racing gloves when he cuts his grass with his john deer mower

    • @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295
      @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 Před 3 lety +14

      And still wears his old letterman jacket

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 Před 3 lety +12

      @@infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 i bet he has one of those "Built Ford Tough" leather jackets

    • @Johnbartheart
      @Johnbartheart Před 3 lety +2

      @@GeraltOfRivia99 where the sleeves are a different color from the rest of the jacket.,

  • @antikoolaid9891
    @antikoolaid9891 Před 6 lety +3669

    Made him feel so good he didn't even realize his hair still look the same as before he went in.

  • @JC-jl5tj
    @JC-jl5tj Před 3 lety +526

    Chuck's hair looks like a campfire that went out 2 days ago

  • @hop-skip-ouch8798
    @hop-skip-ouch8798 Před 4 lety +293

    I come here to read the comments every couple of months

  • @NegotiableHemingway
    @NegotiableHemingway Před 5 lety +907

    I heard Chuck went into hiding after this video aired. I checked every cigar shop, yacht club, golf clubhouse, sporting goods store and every kids football game in the local area but I still couldn’t find him.

    • @Blacklat58
      @Blacklat58 Před 3 lety +6

      Lmao

    • @Solontire
      @Solontire Před 3 lety +64

      Have you checked Hooters during their weekday lunch hours?

    • @sneakykamon
      @sneakykamon Před 3 lety +9

      Did you try every kids little league game?

    • @NegotiableHemingway
      @NegotiableHemingway Před 3 lety +41

      I’ve checked guys, nothing! I’ve even been round every casino dumpster to check if he was thrown in by the security for touching the waitresses but I still can’t find him

    • @khansahb8
      @khansahb8 Před 3 lety +5

      @@NegotiableHemingway lol holy shit, this is the best comment.

  • @3leon306
    @3leon306 Před 5 lety +487

    his face froze when his 5th grade teacher asked him a math question he had no idea how to answer … same expression ever since

  • @stoicvibesonly
    @stoicvibesonly Před 3 lety +413

    This is the kind of guy when you go to Benihana and the chef starts stacking onions, leans over and gives you a little nudge and says "it's showtime"

  • @BIGBIRD208
    @BIGBIRD208 Před 3 lety +856

    Chuck loves a cigar and a Par 4, adds salt to his steak because his wife doesn’t know how to season, slugs it down with a Bud Light but drinks top shelf whiskey from a decanter that rests in his make shift bar next to his relatively unused pool table, and he adjusts his Rolex whenever one of his subordinate employees questions him.

    • @raylast3873
      @raylast3873 Před 3 lety +26

      Salt on Steak can be perfectly legit.
      Goddamit, now I want steak. Good job.

    • @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295
      @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 Před 3 lety +35

      Inherited his business from his dad.

    • @Johnbartheart
      @Johnbartheart Před 3 lety +6

      @@infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 who thinks Chuck is worthless..

    • @Hoss04-05
      @Hoss04-05 Před 2 lety +10

      No rolex, its just gonna be a seiko 5 with the seiko scribbled out and rolex airbrushed on

    • @johnnyslash9033
      @johnnyslash9033 Před 2 lety

      🤣🤣

  • @mylifestartsat8k
    @mylifestartsat8k Před 9 lety +1882

    If Silvester Stalone and Simon Cowell had a baby together it would be him!

  • @oscarcuevas7579
    @oscarcuevas7579 Před 5 lety +281

    He looks like he used to Quarterback for the Miami Dolphins. Back in the 80's. But now he's the assistant Coach at his old High School.

  • @WhenOne8Becomes2Zeroes
    @WhenOne8Becomes2Zeroes Před 4 měsíci +15

    Chuck is always the first one at the BBQ to comment "You know it's not the heat that gets you, it's the humidity."

  • @loafuscrambuckle
    @loafuscrambuckle Před 2 lety +685

    I've enjoyed watching people roast the hell out of chuck and tammy since I found this video in 2015.

    • @ghostnoodles
      @ghostnoodles Před 2 lety +9

      Same here brother :)

    • @ghostnoodles
      @ghostnoodles Před 2 lety +4

      Is there like a Playlist of videos like this with people roasting the hell out of seemingly innocuous people like Chuck?

    • @s1dew1nd3r4
      @s1dew1nd3r4 Před 2 lety +5

      man i am exactly the same, i come back every now and again for an update - its fecking tremendous stuff!

    • @isabelramos7754
      @isabelramos7754 Před rokem +2

      Omg!! Same 😂 😭

    • @shayekisitu
      @shayekisitu Před rokem

      Carpet head Chuck and chubby cheeks, no chin Tammy

  • @amachin6
    @amachin6 Před 5 lety +2011

    This guy married his high school sweet heart (head cheerleader, now hates her), owns a ford dealership and has a son who plays quarter back

    • @hughjecoque3515
      @hughjecoque3515 Před 4 lety +160

      The father will catch his son getting physical with the one black guy in town that also happens to be on the football team. Being black won't have anything to do with it, but they want to diversify the cast, and break down stereotypes. The father will get drunk as a result and kill someone in a hit and run. The son will witness it, which will be the end of season 1, and the primary story line for season 2.

    • @leecartwright490
      @leecartwright490 Před 4 lety +3

      Hugh Jecoque funny

    • @CCscott
      @CCscott Před 4 lety +24

      Wasn’t he busted for money laundering?

    • @ericwade3968
      @ericwade3968 Před 3 lety +13

      @@CCscott Big time. Talk about an amazing lawyer he had, did barely anytime locked up. Like 5 years probation.

    • @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295
      @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 Před 3 lety +25

      Inherited said dealership from his father, who was the only boss he ever had.

  • @peterspurrell5335
    @peterspurrell5335 Před 6 lety +765

    Chuck communicates using a series of grunts

    • @zp5718
      @zp5718 Před 6 lety +15

      You gotta think, how fast can you really respond to someone talking that fast

    • @lacessamino
      @lacessamino Před 6 lety +41

      He is really just sitting there like bitch ok just do it. Stop explaining shit to me.

    • @PeterWiernicki
      @PeterWiernicki Před 6 lety +3

      Nailed it.

    • @springfieldpervert2736
      @springfieldpervert2736 Před 5 lety +5

      reminds me of "ran fa li" from gta san andreas. everytime he communicates, it is through grunts XD

  • @samstollar6925
    @samstollar6925 Před 4 lety +344

    This video has been there for me when nothing else was. Thank
    you chuck and tammy

    • @contentwriterHaris
      @contentwriterHaris Před 3 lety +23

      This video helped me get out of depression after my girl left me for a baboon

    • @NegotiableHemingway
      @NegotiableHemingway Před 2 lety

      I used to apply Jack black texture cream directly onto my cock with a rubber chicken until I watched this video and found out the real way to do it. Thanks Tammy

    • @internationalcontractagenc156
      @internationalcontractagenc156 Před rokem +13

      @@contentwriterHaris I had my legs blown off in Fallujah, when I was laying on the ground bleeding and passing out from shock I watched this video and forgot all about my problems

    • @vince_warfare3143
      @vince_warfare3143 Před 7 měsíci

      @@contentwriterHaris I was in ww2 and i got hit by artillery, my legs and arms were torn off but as i watced this video i stood up and walked it off

    • @contentwriterHaris
      @contentwriterHaris Před 7 měsíci

      @@vince_warfare3143 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MultiHemlock
    @MultiHemlock Před 2 lety +313

    Tammy: "We're gonna look at the way your hair grows "
    Chuck : " Usually out from the top of my head. Thanks Tammy "

  • @casinoBALTIMORE1
    @casinoBALTIMORE1 Před 8 lety +877

    These comments are seriously the best on CZcams

    • @Andarovin
      @Andarovin Před 6 lety +10

      They are *surprisingly* good....definitely a dark horse candidate for best on youtube. That is for sure.

    • @scourgedarkpaw9949
      @scourgedarkpaw9949 Před 5 lety +2

      Including yor one

    • @panama1942
      @panama1942 Před 5 lety +6

      Unfortunately my top one was deleted because my old channel got suspended... the owner got so mad at me lol

    • @f.a.a.espejel3946
      @f.a.a.espejel3946 Před 5 lety

      @@panama1942 Why don't you try typing it again? Or which one is it if you already did?

    • @panama1942
      @panama1942 Před 5 lety +11

      F. A. A. Espejel I wrote it 4 years ago so thats why it had so many likes. It was: A handjob is included afterwards, which is the main reason why this place is called the "male room".

  • @darrynpremjit7029
    @darrynpremjit7029 Před 6 lety +726

    The comment section is gold

    • @Brandon01.
      @Brandon01. Před 6 lety +37

      Darryn Premjit I come back here every few months to see the comments. They are so good. Definitely roast master material.

    • @MS-td5zg
      @MS-td5zg Před 4 lety +4

      @@Brandon01. im like you bro😂

    • @shanellewarner6873
      @shanellewarner6873 Před 4 lety +2

      😂😂😂 right

    • @michellea9857
      @michellea9857 Před 3 měsíci

      It’s actually better than the vid

  • @johnwayne7437
    @johnwayne7437 Před 2 lety +120

    As time goes on and life changes, I always come back to this CZcams classic.

  • @arvind-venkat
    @arvind-venkat Před 4 lety +869

    *"The way I'm cutting your hair... I'm using a scissor over comb technique."*
    Thanks. Until now, I used to get my hair cut with a chainsaw.

    • @sneakykamon
      @sneakykamon Před 4 lety +29

      The fact that she called it a “technique”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrAllen-fv9cj
      @MrAllen-fv9cj Před 4 lety +33

      Guys name is Chuck Murray, and he lives in Alpharetta, Georgia. He's originally from NY and is a Mets and Bills fan, and drives an Audi. He enjoys woodworking, traveling, golfing, and watching movies.
      She is Tammy L Jackson, lives in Birmingham and still works at The Male Room in Birmingham . From her few Facebook photos, she is miserable and hates going in to work.

    • @contentwriterHaris
      @contentwriterHaris Před 3 lety +17

      @@MrAllen-fv9cj this is the tenth time i am seeing your comment.. are u Chuck's relative?

    • @imbrogo01
      @imbrogo01 Před 3 lety +3

      I use a nuke anybody else

    • @contentwriterHaris
      @contentwriterHaris Před 3 lety +3

      @@imbrogo01 i use two potatoes with a butchers knife hidden in them... Then i apply a mixture of turpentine blended in petrol.The way i apply is that i put some of the oil in my hand like this, and then apply on my hair..

  • @sunnyvalejedi
    @sunnyvalejedi Před 7 lety +575

    "I'd like the hedgehog cut, please."

  • @mhmverynice112
    @mhmverynice112 Před 6 lety +201

    I like to think chuck just came in for a normal haircut

  • @nocoiner3236
    @nocoiner3236 Před 2 lety +669

    I don’t think I’ll ever stop watching this video in the middle of the night when I can’t sleep. It’s my dirty little secret

  • @east4183
    @east4183 Před 9 měsíci +18

    I’m gonna lose track of time in the long run with this video. Hello other random person randomly reading this comment at some point in time, I hope all is well.

  • @GhANeC
    @GhANeC Před 5 lety +213

    This might be the best comment section i have ever encountered on youtube

  • @jh1328
    @jh1328 Před 5 lety +656

    Chuck drives a company leased Tahoe, has a son named Bryson and a daughter named Elise, and is married to Lynn who has the "I'd like to speak to a manager" haircut. And when the line gets longer at Applebee's behind him, he says. "Looks like we got here just in time."

    • @austincottrell5122
      @austincottrell5122 Před 5 lety +22

      BRYSON BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Beau74
      @Beau74 Před 5 lety +35

      the "I'd like to speak to a manager" haircut
      I believe that's called the "Karen." Also, a flock of Karens is most commonly called a complaint, as in a complaint of Karens.

    • @toddjones7919
      @toddjones7919 Před 5 lety

      Don't give up your day job.

    • @Beau74
      @Beau74 Před 5 lety +25

      @@toddjones7919 What are you talking about? That's classic.

    • @toddjones7919
      @toddjones7919 Před 5 lety

      @@Beau74 No, that sucks.

  • @dslf1364
    @dslf1364 Před 4 lety +322

    Shit I’m so embarrassed I’ve been putting the texture cream directly in my hair and then rubbing my head on the wall thank you for clarification on how I should put it on

  • @b.jr.7816
    @b.jr.7816 Před 3 lety +684

    Mock her all you want, but on Friday nights after a few shots of Patrón down at the Leepin’ Lizard Karaoke Bar, Tammy belts the most astounding cover of “What About Love?” by *Heart* you’ve ever heard.

    • @hoovercamaro
      @hoovercamaro Před 2 lety +13

      She looks more like a Dixie Chicks type of gal

    • @willhealy3653
      @willhealy3653 Před 2 lety +23

      I almost died laughing at this one.

    • @bassinwithbuck4955
      @bassinwithbuck4955 Před 2 lety +7

      I just sharted from laughing lol

    • @QuasiTraction
      @QuasiTraction Před 2 lety +5

      Meh..sounds possible, but we need evidence. 🤔

    • @bigd6169
      @bigd6169 Před rokem +2

      You are too funny for that one 😂😂

  • @mrd989
    @mrd989 Před 6 lety +946

    Chuck has the "I'm still calling the police" haircut.

  • @nickcorrelli
    @nickcorrelli Před rokem +458

    Little does Tamy know that she created the single greatest promotional video for a barber shop the world has ever known.

    • @renyvega4432
      @renyvega4432 Před rokem +17

      Millions of views but horrible comments (attacking her for no reason 😂) what a pleasant surprise

    • @utguy381
      @utguy381 Před rokem +1

      @@renyvega4432 meh comment

    • @kid5042
      @kid5042 Před rokem +4

      @@utguy381 L

    • @renyvega4432
      @renyvega4432 Před rokem

      @@utguy381I hope your family suffers the greatest loss possible

    • @utguy381
      @utguy381 Před rokem

      @@kid5042 L? Tell me more about yourself

  • @smithwilliams8831
    @smithwilliams8831 Před rokem +303

    I don’t think Chuck’s hair can possibly go into another style

    • @kelloggscuts1820
      @kelloggscuts1820 Před rokem +3

      Coming from myself as a barber, it actually looks like it couldn’t unless he grew it out super long.. he has VERY stubborn hair

    • @kelloggscuts1820
      @kelloggscuts1820 Před rokem +1

      @@ramenlover1727 yeah all 3 of the hairs on my head 😂

    • @modern_memory
      @modern_memory Před 9 měsíci +5

      I believe in some circles this hairstyle is known as 'The Hedgehog".

    • @mkendall8393
      @mkendall8393 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Tammy running her hands through his hair as she glances down to below her tummy “this seems strangely familiar”

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 Před 5 měsíci +6

      He has 2 options 1 short hair hedgehog which I've never seen this hair style before until our boy chuck here dazzled us it's Like his hair is made of carpet. He can grow it out and it will look like super sayan 3 gokus hair. There's only 2 options this man has. Chuck don't let this get you down you literally have a belt sander on your head if you need to sharpen some tools for little Dylans homework project you can rub them on top of your head and sharpen them FREE of cost. CHUCK!!!!

  • @spikeobama5572
    @spikeobama5572 Před 3 lety +384

    Glad to see that Chuck and Tammy are still being fried in these comments 9 years later lol

  • @Paul-dz7xi
    @Paul-dz7xi Před 6 lety +355

    Chuck = Sicilian Mafia Hitman / Tammy = Hell's Angels "Mama"

    • @ahaykal9357
      @ahaykal9357 Před 5 lety +10

      that hells angels is so true lmao

    • @feliscatchaus
      @feliscatchaus Před 4 lety +6

      Her boob tattoo of a pig with horns says it all.

  • @DharmaTechster
    @DharmaTechster Před 6 lety +288

    This guy has about as much personality as a brand new pair of white socks.

    • @utguy381
      @utguy381 Před 3 lety +6

      Truth.

    • @jeannedarc7533
      @jeannedarc7533 Před 2 lety

      His personality is as insipid as a baseball ⚾.

    • @HelenBellen123
      @HelenBellen123 Před 10 měsíci +13

      I think he's just shell-shocked. He went in for a short back and sides and Tammy made it sound so complicated that he thought a lobotomy would have been easier.

  • @deeta7014
    @deeta7014 Před 4 lety +341

    “Beth’s going to come over and go down on you”

  • @parkerbolles941
    @parkerbolles941 Před 3 lety +100

    You just know Chuck has a killer basement bar where he “entertains”

  • @ojdiditagain35
    @ojdiditagain35 Před 7 lety +283

    I watch this every single night to get my asmr going

    • @laurarizik3225
      @laurarizik3225 Před 7 lety +1

      Jesse Martinez yaaassss

    • @Lena-sf8pt
      @Lena-sf8pt Před 5 lety +1

      Is that what they call it nowadays?

    • @mgtow6683
      @mgtow6683 Před 5 lety +1

      The foot massage ASMR videos & Nyquil does it for me. I sleep well at night.

    • @east4183
      @east4183 Před rokem

      To this day yessss sirrrr

  • @79goldmaster1
    @79goldmaster1 Před 7 lety +482

    I believe the guy owns the shop. Probably bowls every week, drives a fancy SUV, has 2 kids, divorced, and is trying to date one of the girls.

    • @theannouncerdad
      @theannouncerdad Před 7 lety +48

      79goldmaster1 guaranteed he beats his wife and voted for Trump.

    • @79goldmaster1
      @79goldmaster1 Před 7 lety +4

      LOL

    • @beyondonethousand
      @beyondonethousand Před 6 lety +24

      Charles Hines
      He is an elitist and voted for that heifer Hillary. If he voted for Trump he'd be in a real man's barbershop. You'd probably go to this cathouse.

    • @chuckhamilton2307
      @chuckhamilton2307 Před 6 lety +4

      Fuck you guys

    • @79goldmaster1
      @79goldmaster1 Před 6 lety +9

      Chuck, is that you ??

  • @humboldtreads8291
    @humboldtreads8291 Před 3 lety +77

    When Tammy says, "Hi Chuck I'm Tammy...." The look on his face says, "Oh fuck....Tammy from high school!" 😂

  • @danielconnor8742
    @danielconnor8742 Před 2 lety +65

    I cried last night....to these comments and how chuck let somebody wrap his hands in grocery bags, and didn’t even get a haircut...

    • @malrose
      @malrose Před 2 lety +5

      I read "to these comments and how Chuck let somebody wrap his HEAD in grocery bags". When I tell you I lost it!

    • @LS-vl6zd
      @LS-vl6zd Před rokem

      Haha

  • @tommy123333
    @tommy123333 Před 7 lety +379

    He looks like a henchman from an 80s action movie

  • @OfficialJamieBrown
    @OfficialJamieBrown Před 6 lety +3795

    This dude owns a boat and calls his son "sport"

    • @josephf426
      @josephf426 Před 6 lety +29

      Jamie Brown i agree

    • @Paches92-
      @Paches92- Před 6 lety +208

      Or champ

    • @Brandon01.
      @Brandon01. Před 6 lety +105

      Been going on 3 minutes of gut busting laughter from that comment. Its too accurate.

    • @p4ul1010
      @p4ul1010 Před 6 lety +40

      I cant stop laughing

    • @xxxilluminate5754
      @xxxilluminate5754 Před 5 lety +29

      Digitalbumpin How do you know? He might be a loser who spends all his sons trust funds on late night poker with his lads

  • @SemCountyCaveDiver
    @SemCountyCaveDiver Před 4 lety +80

    Chuck went to Florida State, wears penny loafers with no socks, screams obscenities at the umpire at his kid’s little league games, and when he goes to a friend’s house and the friend asks if he’d like anything to drink, he says, “I’ll have a brewski.”

  • @eddiemalvin
    @eddiemalvin Před 3 lety +60

    One major downside to the paraffin wax treatment is that it will mask his trademark cigar and pepperoni scent.

  • @Henry-rd7eg
    @Henry-rd7eg Před 6 lety +275

    Rocky's long lost brother pebble

  • @GhostRuffle
    @GhostRuffle Před 5 lety +87

    anyone else still here??? this is the best unintentional asmr out there

    • @Uncl3Dolan
      @Uncl3Dolan Před 5 lety +2

      Most def my brother I watch this nearly every day.

    • @javibarmor87
      @javibarmor87 Před 5 lety

      Same here

    • @javibarmor87
      @javibarmor87 Před 5 lety

      Jay Caldwell we might be

    • @tamaraprice5388
      @tamaraprice5388 Před 5 lety +1

      Ghost Ruffle I watch this several times at night, every night....gives me tingles watching the neck and hand massage, and neck shaving

    • @db0857
      @db0857 Před 4 lety

      Same here

  • @markatkinson167
    @markatkinson167 Před rokem +136

    We need a chuck 10 year anniversary where are they now special.

    • @HannahBananaBlogger
      @HannahBananaBlogger Před 9 měsíci +1

      Yes! We do 😂

    • @HannahBananaBlogger
      @HannahBananaBlogger Před 9 měsíci +6

      How long did the extended hair cut last!?

    • @ownagepwnagemaster
      @ownagepwnagemaster Před 9 měsíci

      theres no way that would be nice no???

    • @Mark38279
      @Mark38279 Před měsícem

      @@HannahBananaBloggerRumor has it Chuck is only packing 4 inches, which for Tammy who can take 9 inches with ease, is quite the let down. 😢

  • @JC-jl5tj
    @JC-jl5tj Před 3 lety +120

    Tammy looks like she drives a Pontiac Sunfire. It's an 01 but she keeps it clean

    • @Reddog794
      @Reddog794 Před 3 lety +3

      I was guessing 2dr Mazda protege.

    • @teewoods9846
      @teewoods9846 Před 2 lety +2

      hilarious.

    • @jrouillard44
      @jrouillard44 Před 2 lety +5

      Such an underrated comment lmao

    • @charlietango936
      @charlietango936 Před 2 lety +2

      Damn

    • @zephead4835
      @zephead4835 Před 2 lety +4

      Tammy got the car as a gift for graduating cosmetology School. Goes to the place that washes cars by hand Oh yeah she keeps it nice.

  • @williejamehufff3125
    @williejamehufff3125 Před 6 lety +59

    "Janet here is going to give you one of our complimentary reach arounds with our patented Jack Black massage oil"

  • @TheZerokool187
    @TheZerokool187 Před 5 lety +83

    “ I want the bada bing look “

    • @markg.4246
      @markg.4246 Před 4 lety

      That’s more hilarious than the one I already said was hilarious!!

    • @TheZerokool187
      @TheZerokool187 Před 3 lety +1

      Mark G. ?

  • @bucksboyblue
    @bucksboyblue Před 11 měsíci +151

    "The way you're going to apply the hair gel to your hair is to put some in your hands, rub your hands together and apply it to your hair". Thanks Tammy, I'd never have figured that out on my own!

    • @brianwatson3581
      @brianwatson3581 Před 11 měsíci +3

      GOOD CATCH!!! LMAO! 😂

    • @angel.rios90
      @angel.rios90 Před 9 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂

    • @zephead4835
      @zephead4835 Před 9 měsíci +6

      The only other way to do it would be squeeze the product directly out of the tube and onto the scalp.

    • @33lollapalooza
      @33lollapalooza Před 8 měsíci +5

      "The way I'm cutting your hair is a scissor over comb technique" lol

    • @imusama1876
      @imusama1876 Před 5 měsíci +3

      My favorite part of the video lmao

  • @kevooohmygawd9578
    @kevooohmygawd9578 Před 3 lety +154

    He looks like he screams at his dog whenever he gets drunk

  • @jzf6458
    @jzf6458 Před 5 lety +91

    Still has his old high school Letterman jacket & puts it on when he gets drunk on weekends.

    • @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295
      @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 Před 3 lety +14

      And tells his teenage sons friends how far he could throw a ball back in 82, would have gone pro if not for his bad shoulder.

    • @NegotiableHemingway
      @NegotiableHemingway Před 3 lety +8

      And always tells the story of how he hit a hole in one back in ‘97 and has a box of cigars in his top draw of his office desk at the second hand car dealership

    • @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295
      @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 Před 3 lety +1

      @@NegotiableHemingway That's probably true Hemingway.

    • @NegotiableHemingway
      @NegotiableHemingway Před 3 lety +2

      @@infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 NON negotiable

    • @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295
      @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 Před 3 lety +1

      @@NegotiableHemingway and don't forget he inherited said 2nd hand car dealership from his daddy too.

  • @HenryJPB
    @HenryJPB Před 7 lety +203

    Chuck looks like a PGA Tour Golf player

  • @willjackson4982
    @willjackson4982 Před rokem +40

    Been waiting on the Male room to post another video for 10
    Years

  • @not6709
    @not6709 Před 3 lety +71

    Barber: How would you like your haircut?
    Client: The HedgeHog
    Barber: Say no more

  • @craigorybeefinstein3049
    @craigorybeefinstein3049 Před 6 lety +1443

    Everything Chuck says during his time at priority male.
    Hi Tammy
    Ok sounds great
    Ok
    Ok
    Awesome
    Mmmhmmm
    Ok
    Mmmhmmm
    Ok
    Ok
    Sure
    Ok
    Ok
    Ok
    Very nice

    • @Jckuz1man
      @Jckuz1man Před 6 lety +52

      Craigory Beefinstein you deserve top comment

    • @M3ntok
      @M3ntok Před 5 lety +29

      can we get some time stamps please :p

    • @colec.6477
      @colec.6477 Před 5 lety +27

      True but kinda hard when she's talking fast af and he's just trying to relax

    • @ResidentOfTheAbyss
      @ResidentOfTheAbyss Před 5 lety +7

      Craigory Beefinstein I lol’d so freakin’ hard on this comment!

    • @briangleason5597
      @briangleason5597 Před 5 lety +14

      And chuck is thinking Tammy please massage crotch, wife sucks at it.

  • @bonelegs5519
    @bonelegs5519 Před 6 lety +235

    Chuck, age 52, claims to have hit a hole in one on hole 6, doesn't know what exactly what he's got himself into but goes with the flow

  • @cdfree3
    @cdfree3 Před 4 lety +63

    Where’s the guy who said, “his hair look like a carpet?” I used to revisit this just for that comment.

  • @JC-jl5tj
    @JC-jl5tj Před 3 lety +112

    Chuck's hair looks like the static on your tv when the cable goes out

  • @4gags
    @4gags Před 5 lety +168

    Steps for applying Jack Black Texture Cream TM:
    1.) put in hands
    2.) apply to hair

  • @wyattward62
    @wyattward62 Před rokem +42

    Chuck definitely came in the barber shop and was told he could get his cut for free if he let them record this promo vid, then he says “free! That’s my favorite f word”

  • @aramsey9893
    @aramsey9893 Před 4 lety +126

    He's definitely the coach of the losing team in his State's local tournament finals. Organizes a lot of barbecues and has a daughter called Christie.

  • @Grah-pj1rs
    @Grah-pj1rs Před 4 lety +310

    Chuck got the “ I’m not racist I just don’t like em” haircut

    • @Wil401Gaming
      @Wil401Gaming Před 4 lety +1

      @Corvo@AZ anyone whos not white

    • @Wil401Gaming
      @Wil401Gaming Před 4 lety

      @Corvo@AZ black and spanish also

    • @NhatHuyNg
      @NhatHuyNg Před 3 lety +1

      @@Wil401Gaming LOL most spanish are white, moron.

  • @Andarovin
    @Andarovin Před 9 lety +84

    Yes, I'll take the 'Sonic the hedgehog' cut please.

  • @not6709
    @not6709 Před 5 lety +138

    2:22 Just so she doesn't forget her name.

    • @chax2004
      @chax2004 Před 4 lety +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrVic-qu9qh
      @MrVic-qu9qh Před 3 lety

      They probably tell you who your hairdresser is so then you'll just read the cards to find them.

    • @paterson90
      @paterson90 Před 3 lety +1

      Omg savage lol

  • @lazytownie6627
    @lazytownie6627 Před 3 lety +32

    Chuck with the "i don't dislike them, just don't want them around me" convertible top down haircut

  • @FLITT
    @FLITT Před rokem +21

    What style would you like today?
    "I'll have the same hair cut as every generic bad guy in a 90's straight to video movie please, thank you"

  • @AndyGinny1
    @AndyGinny1 Před 5 lety +68

    This thread of comments are the funniest I've ever read on the internet hands down!

  • @Airbender19
    @Airbender19 Před 5 lety +52

    My boy looks like hes about to take a morning jog through Philly.

  • @Ryan-uy1cp
    @Ryan-uy1cp Před 2 lety +36

    “So to apply the wax… all you do is put a small amount on the hands… rub them together & apply to the hair” revolutionary!

    • @zephead4835
      @zephead4835 Před 2 lety +3

      Chuck: "I've been using hair gel since the 5th grade, thanks Tammy. "

    • @modern_memory
      @modern_memory Před 9 měsíci

      Which hair? Nose? Ass? Details I need details...

    • @vuk87
      @vuk87 Před 9 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂

  • @joelfriend5681
    @joelfriend5681 Před rokem +96

    Chuck’s riveting dialogue:
    “Hi Tami.”
    “Ok”
    “Sounds great”
    “Ok”
    “Ok”
    “Ok”
    “Awesome”
    “Mmm mmm”
    “Mmm mmm”
    “K”
    “Sure”
    “Ok”
    “Ok”
    “Ok”
    “Very nice”

  • @indazone1
    @indazone1 Před 5 lety +190

    I bet he’s a manager that says “Think Outside The Box” on a daily basis.

  • @Polo_Bear
    @Polo_Bear Před 7 lety +1936

    Straight up this guy looks like he Cheats on his wife with the hairdresser, neglects his son because he isn't great at sports, plays golf on the weekend to escape the wife, has a best friend named Robert but everyone calls him Bob, Gets angry when there isn't beer in the fridge, plays poker and loses a lot of money doing it, wears a suit that's way too big for him, one off visits to the strip club and drives some just above average sports car.... and uses terms like sports car.

  • @natescheider5983
    @natescheider5983 Před 4 lety +36

    He for sure says “ get these away from me” after eating 3/4 bag of chips.

    • @meriena
      @meriena Před rokem +1

      😂

    • @CallMeConstantine
      @CallMeConstantine Před rokem

      I have been dying rapidly over these comments but for no good reason whatsoever, this just sent me to hell and brought me back to life so I could die again and again.

  • @lorenzovegar
    @lorenzovegar Před 3 lety +190

    We getting a Chuck and Tammy 10th year anniversary reunion ??!??

  • @TheSpacersChoiceShill
    @TheSpacersChoiceShill Před 6 lety +110

    He definitely owns a beeper emporium.

  • @o.5821
    @o.5821 Před 6 lety +165

    I just love the fact that she explains step by step how to put on gel , and he's like :" Okay , Okay" , as if he didn't know how to do it hahahha

    • @interstellaroverdrive3658
      @interstellaroverdrive3658 Před 2 lety +14

      "So you're going to take this hair product, you're going to rub it together in your hands, and then your just going to apply it to your hair." Like he didn't already know that!

    • @zephead4835
      @zephead4835 Před 2 lety +2

      Especially when one considers the fact that Chuck has been using hair gel since middle school

    • @TheJpep2424
      @TheJpep2424 Před 9 měsíci

      As if he didnt know how to do it. I think we're giving Chuck too much credit here.

  • @johnnybiggunz1141
    @johnnybiggunz1141 Před 2 lety +17

    Anyone here in 2022?? I found this video years ago and I enjoy so much the unintentional ASMR, And I have to keep coming back to read the comments, They're Hilarious 😂 😆😆🤣🤣

  • @noeltierney1884
    @noeltierney1884 Před 3 lety +84

    Tammy is secretly hoping Chuck will rescue her from the trailer park and live the American dream

  • @reido82
    @reido82 Před 6 lety +160

    Hi, I'd like a haircut that says "I own a yacht and golf clubs".

    • @bryanzuniga3464
      @bryanzuniga3464 Před 3 lety +1

      But I only own an Rc speedboat and I play mini-golf

    • @michaelsladnick5482
      @michaelsladnick5482 Před 3 lety

      That's not the haircut of someone who owns a yacht.
      You need to be a multi-millionaire to even consider getting a yacht.

  • @whisperienced
    @whisperienced Před 7 lety +103

    Woman: This is all very complicated.
    Man: Ok.

  • @sunspot5
    @sunspot5 Před 3 lety +74

    0:28 Did this guy just say “Okay” and “That’s great” without moving his lips?

    • @Beau74
      @Beau74 Před 2 lety +8

      Well Tammy wasn't moving her lips either, so clearly there is a conspiracy afoot here

  • @ballinjosh03
    @ballinjosh03 Před 3 lety +215

    This dude loves to correct the workers at home depot, drives a pick-up truck but has never hauled anything in it, and always has to top someone's story

    • @johnme16
      @johnme16 Před 10 měsíci +2

      As a Home Depot employee I can confirm this has happened to me

  • @bcm3938
    @bcm3938 Před 10 lety +330

    i need to steal this guys hair stem cells for cloning

    • @danf8047
      @danf8047 Před 10 lety +45

      I was thinking the same, dude's got awesome hair

    • @Levat1k
      @Levat1k Před 7 lety +7

      Ugly hair, thick af

    • @Levat1k
      @Levat1k Před 7 lety +1

      +Jack the guy thinks it looks awesome 🙃

    • @datniggajohnredcorn5433
      @datniggajohnredcorn5433 Před 6 lety +2

      Stem cells come from umbilical cords lol

    • @blaineporter4340
      @blaineporter4340 Před 6 lety

      Dat Nigga John Redcorn embryos

  • @mijles
    @mijles Před 6 lety +1840

    They both look like they were bullies in high school.

    • @user-le5uc3hw2d
      @user-le5uc3hw2d Před 5 lety +18

      mijles bullies or bullied?

    • @colec.6477
      @colec.6477 Před 5 lety +6

      Lmfao

    • @mijles
      @mijles Před 5 lety +8

      bullies 8-)

    • @ashtonc1
      @ashtonc1 Před 5 lety +67

      Tammy for sure was a bully. Probably isn’t laughing anymore since she’s a hairdresser now.

    • @JM-wh1lv
      @JM-wh1lv Před 5 lety +44

      @@ashtonc1 hairdresser isn't a horrible job

  • @harveyblandon9673
    @harveyblandon9673 Před 3 lety +111

    Say what you want about chuck, but his hairline has not staggered

    • @frankvonfrauner
      @frankvonfrauner Před 3 lety +25

      It's glorious. Everything about this video is mocked and roasted except for the thickness and impressiveness of Chuck's mane

    • @lalogoat949
      @lalogoat949 Před 2 lety +4

      Im 21 and goin bald already smh

  • @TheMan-cg5qu
    @TheMan-cg5qu Před 2 lety +20

    I sit up awake at night wondering if chuck and Tammy have seen the comments on this video 😂

  • @darkkasmr1086
    @darkkasmr1086 Před 4 lety +69

    I have only one real wish: tammy and chuck finally making their own ASMR channel.

    • @dracobruhma
      @dracobruhma Před rokem +6

      Tammy would do all the talking, with the occasional "ok", "sure", "yup" from chuck

    • @mkendall8393
      @mkendall8393 Před 8 měsíci

      Have you see their OnlyFans?