People Eat Testicles For The First Time

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  • čas přidán 12. 10. 2017
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    Most of the time, we're quite nice to our contributors. We feed them pizza, ice-cream, alcohol etc. However, we thought it had been a while since we made them try something...particularly unique. Enter: animal testicles. Let's see how they got on!
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    Contributors featured in this video, in order of appearance:
    Kellie and Shannon
    Clare and Paddy
    Jamie and Paul
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  • @stephenmurphy2212
    @stephenmurphy2212 Před 6 lety +3832

    “Where did my life go wrong that I’m gonna be eating testicles with Jesus?” Lmfao Best Line EVER!!
    😂😂😂

  • @ArthurRoy13
    @ArthurRoy13 Před 6 lety +253

    "Eating Testicles with Jesus" There's a webseries in that line

    • @wryalways985
      @wryalways985 Před 6 lety +5

      It would be a seminal series to be certain.

    • @ShamrockParticle
      @ShamrockParticle Před 6 lety +2

      Arthur Roy
      It would take balls to get that made...
      And people would still say it's nuts.

  • @jakari123456
    @jakari123456 Před 5 lety +323

    "You made us eat flying rat?"..☠☠☠

  • @rb3425
    @rb3425 Před 4 lety +66

    4:29 "Just picture the testicles slapping all over your face...wooooo" And then Jesus heaves! 5:25 "Ugh... stop describing fish"!
    I am done! Those are some of the funniest lines I have heard in years. I am crying! I have to watch this episode at least once per week. Funniest episode by far!

    • @ericmathis7740
      @ericmathis7740 Před 4 lety +1

      I died at that part🤣🤣👍

    • @remiqaine
      @remiqaine Před 3 lety +1

      I just about pissed myself at his expression for the first one 🤣🤣

  • @nikkicaz699
    @nikkicaz699 Před 6 lety +129

    Eating balls with Jesus... I never thought I'd ever hear those words together.

    • @dodson43
      @dodson43 Před 6 lety +2

      Nikki Caz depends if you ever go to Tijuana

    • @r8myers
      @r8myers Před 6 lety +1

      Nikki Caz I couldn't do this but if I did I would be reacting the exact same way as the guys are lmao

    • @KazamaFury
      @KazamaFury Před 6 lety +2

      Jamie always with the jokes

    • @Dimples4dayz
      @Dimples4dayz Před 6 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joannegray5138
    @joannegray5138 Před 6 lety +175

    I've just discovered that pigeons have even bigger bollocks than my well-endowed tom cat! Thanks, Facts.

    • @Shebeast3
      @Shebeast3 Před 6 lety +1

      Joanne Gray XD

    • @joannegray5138
      @joannegray5138 Před 6 lety +7

      Tell him to.stop waving them in front of my face, lol!

  • @user-lg3ub6ip9v
    @user-lg3ub6ip9v Před 6 lety +72

    I never laughed so hard in my entire life

  • @MlleFeralMinette
    @MlleFeralMinette Před 6 lety +228

    "...git tha bocket, git tha bocket..." XD

  • @baranobama5375
    @baranobama5375 Před 6 lety +72

    "these are very tiny testicles".
    words can hurt, you know

  • @TQW007
    @TQW007 Před 6 lety +28

    You guys went balls out on this shoot.

    • @wryalways985
      @wryalways985 Před 6 lety +1

      Balls deep although Shannon was a bit cocky.

  • @Havasumom
    @Havasumom Před 6 lety +257

    You must pair Paul and Jamie together more often! They are a riot!

  • @InformationIsTheEdge
    @InformationIsTheEdge Před 6 lety +62

    "Where did my life go wrong that I'm going to be eating testicles with Jesus?" I had to pause the video for 10 minutes and laugh that out of my system! So funny!

  • @PatrickStaal
    @PatrickStaal Před 6 lety +91

    This might've been the best episode ever. Great editing too.

  • @HtownBison
    @HtownBison Před 6 lety +65

    When I clicked on this I'm not sure what I expected. But at the same time I knew exactly what I was getting into...

  • @katiemc66
    @katiemc66 Před 5 lety +24

    I think this was the funniest one I’ve seen. I made the mistake of watching this at work and I was absolutely going to pieces laughing at this.

  • @factualshark2288
    @factualshark2288 Před 6 lety +27

    I love Irish people they're so funny I was literally crying when he realized that he ate pigeon nuts

  • @almaarea
    @almaarea Před 6 lety +44

    The Jesus couple is fuckin comedy cold. These two need to be paired up more often.

  • @YensecaTube
    @YensecaTube Před 6 lety +68

    I would love to see an unedited version of this

    • @Irish-Jesus
      @Irish-Jesus Před 6 lety +10

      YensecaTube it's just a lot more gagging and messing 😂

  • @00MissDani00
    @00MissDani00 Před 6 lety +15

    Please put Jamie and Paul together more often! This was great 😂

  • @kage3759
    @kage3759 Před 5 lety +15

    2:19 what is the guy on left doing with his hand 😂

    • @zepped89
      @zepped89 Před 4 lety +1

      thank god someone noticed that horrific act :D

  • @stephenmurphy2212
    @stephenmurphy2212 Před 6 lety +962

    This is nuts! 😂😂

  • @Boosted3SVT
    @Boosted3SVT Před 6 lety +161

    Its about time. I just knew it was gonna be "...eat a candy bar", or "..tries different sodas from Australia"... or anything else that's not ACTUALLY hard. FINALLY something freaking amazing to watch.. Thank you.

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 Před 6 lety +1

      next, Irish People Taste Test Vaginas (yes, it's real)

    • @AhNee
      @AhNee Před 6 lety

      Louis CK's 'duck vaginas'?

    • @AhNee
      @AhNee Před 6 lety +3

      You mean the other times they ate balls, or cat food, or surstromming...weren't hard?

    • @EnvaReaver
      @EnvaReaver Před 6 lety +3

      I think they meant lately. it was the same pattern when they did the Surstromming...best fucking intro ever on that video

    • @Boosted3SVT
      @Boosted3SVT Před 6 lety

      exactly... this channel used to show awesome things... things that were really interesting to watch.. then, as is natural, they ran out of ideas.. and now its just "Irish people try soda!" or "Irish people have pizza"..... seriously? I am just GLAD they have a new idea that isn't a walk in the park reason to toss an ad in a video.

  • @jiminsnoona3914
    @jiminsnoona3914 Před 6 lety +11

    I am literally in tears!! 😂😂😂😂 This was beyond hilarious!!!

  • @angel102ify
    @angel102ify Před 6 lety +63

    Clearly payback for the Domino's pizza video.

  • @33psychobunny
    @33psychobunny Před 6 lety +11

    Perfect for a VERY slow day at work. I was nearly laying on my desk laughing like a lunatic. So glad I work alone in the office

  • @LBABYLiN
    @LBABYLiN Před 5 lety +5

    "These arrrre pigeon testicles". . . *faces* 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love her so much lol

  • @Kathleen5429
    @Kathleen5429 Před 6 lety +7

    I'm wiping the tears off my eyes! Thanks for the laughs. I needed that this morning.

  • @nadiamohamed4741
    @nadiamohamed4741 Před 6 lety +390

    Jamie ~ "Just think of a lot of testicles all over ya face, slapping on 'woooooo'"
    Paul ~ **gags** I'm legit screaming 😂😂😂
    I've been waiting for this one, so bummed that I was so late to it! Jamie and Paul won this video, i was laughing, crying gagging...Just went on the whole emotional experience with them all. 😂

    • @alexanderjames2833
      @alexanderjames2833 Před 6 lety +3

      Was waiting for you to pop up. I knew you'd love this one! :P

    • @jacewayland6157
      @jacewayland6157 Před 6 lety +1

      This was great

    • @cinditas87
      @cinditas87 Před 6 lety +2

      Late to the party, as well. What a great way to start my morning! >~

    • @UHNicolea
      @UHNicolea Před 6 lety +2

      They must pair them up again. I enjoyed them so much! Too funny.

    • @Tennisman81
      @Tennisman81 Před 6 lety +1

      This entire video had me in tears, I laughed pretty hard with this.

  • @Havasumom
    @Havasumom Před 6 lety +227

    OMG!!! LOL This video was hysterical!!! Everyone was sooo funny! Shannon delivered on the comments but Paul and Jamie hands down made this video beyond funny. LOL I can always count on FACTS video to brighten my day. Thank you so much for brightening my day!🙂

  • @DK-rh5sf
    @DK-rh5sf Před 4 lety +31

    I'm having flashbacks of the old school fear factor with Joe Rogan.🤣🤣

    • @pyrosmoak53
      @pyrosmoak53 Před 4 lety

      Facts...
      ...
      Pun totally intended lol

    • @robedmund9948
      @robedmund9948 Před 4 lety

      When Jesus said "It's not going down the way I want it to go down......." Said every guy about his first girlfriend. LMAO!

  • @superdukedad
    @superdukedad Před 6 lety +3

    Best one yet! Laughed til I cried. Good match ups too, your pairing was spot on with this one!

  • @gdcompton1920
    @gdcompton1920 Před 6 lety +37

    Jamie and Paul were my favorite! :D

  • @j-me6317
    @j-me6317 Před 6 lety +89

    Deer testicles are the cheapest of all of the animal testicles. They're under a buck.

    • @ShamrockParticle
      @ShamrockParticle Před 6 lety +5

      I'll take a couple of does... (gives look of "deer in headlights")

    • @danbee998
      @danbee998 Před 6 lety +2

      Beer Nuts and deer nuts; cumming to your local pub.

    • @AhNee
      @AhNee Před 6 lety +3

      BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    • @TheVosack
      @TheVosack Před 6 lety +3

      Wakka Wakka Wakka

  • @marcosborne4974
    @marcosborne4974 Před 4 lety +1

    Greetings from Austin Texas! Ya'll really crack me up! I love watching your show. So this my Irish heritage! I love it!

  • @williammunson2508
    @williammunson2508 Před 6 lety +1

    I must say, these videos are some of the most satisfying videos on CZcams I've ever seen. I mean, what's better than listening to Irish people talk about how their food tastes?!

  • @ratslek
    @ratslek Před 6 lety +67

    The title made this an instant watch

  • @DaveHogg
    @DaveHogg Před 6 lety +29

    Claire in a video is always a pleasant bonus. Her reactions are amazing.

  • @athenawolf2273
    @athenawolf2273 Před 6 lety +17

    My favorite was:"You made us eat a FLYING RAT?!?!?!"

  • @Lulu692718
    @Lulu692718 Před 6 lety +3

    "You made us eat flying rat!?" LOLLLL I love that every single time. this is seriously like.. my 10th time watching this. lol! I love it.

  • @chelebowns8078
    @chelebowns8078 Před 6 lety +44

    My eyes are leaking

  • @yrvanmichel1446
    @yrvanmichel1446 Před 6 lety +66

    The woman of facts are amazingly awesome

  • @KellyKarline
    @KellyKarline Před 6 lety +7

    Jaime and Paul need to be paired up together always. 😂

  • @BrianAz
    @BrianAz Před 6 lety +1

    The last gagalitious moments were laugh out loud, tears running down my face hilarious! Thank you!

  • @MrWhoDare
    @MrWhoDare Před 6 lety +14

    Oh my god. All three pairings were sooo perfect XD Especially the two fellas! Oh man, get those two together again!

  • @lyniecew46
    @lyniecew46 Před 6 lety +61

    Jesus: Get that bucket out of here we don't need it!!
    "5 minutes later"
    Jesus: Give me the bucket, give me the bucket

    • @Irish-Jesus
      @Irish-Jesus Před 6 lety +8

      My Universe I was severely mistaken 😂

  • @michaelsemenchuk3056
    @michaelsemenchuk3056 Před 4 lety

    I like all the other episodes, but this is, BY FAR, far the best episode on this channel.

  • @DeathByAffliction
    @DeathByAffliction Před 5 lety +1

    These videos are fast becoming a part of my daily life. Keep em coming!

  • @georgehutto
    @georgehutto Před 6 lety +3

    Usually I'd find Kellie and Shannon to be the most fun but Jamie and Paul stole it!

  • @nplindgren
    @nplindgren Před 6 lety +7

    Hilarious! Paul continues to amaze me with his witty banter!! He didn't need no stinkin bucket... until he did. It just came out of nowhere!
    Everyone from yesterday's video should be made to eat these for a week straight!!

  • @ericmartens8064
    @ericmartens8064 Před 4 lety +1

    It doesn't matter how many times I watch, it's still hysterical! Absolutely one of the funniest. So many quotes for merch shirts.

  • @garystanley2517
    @garystanley2517 Před 3 lety +2

    I love Shannon, her reactions generally are the funniest thing ever, lol

  • @luismvilla1
    @luismvilla1 Před 6 lety +42

    You guys forgot bull testicles! This was one of my favorites ever 😂😂

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 Před 6 lety +5

      Mountain Oysters?

    • @keithode1737
      @keithode1737 Před 6 lety +7

      Yep, Rocky mountain oysters. Deep fried, they taste like really good chicken nuggets.

    • @Karai9
      @Karai9 Před 6 lety +2

      No no no, PRARIE oysters ;) I guess it depends where you're from lol

    • @mistiking3555
      @mistiking3555 Před 6 lety +2

      Karai9 yep if you live in idaho they are called rocky Mountain oysters.

    • @Karai9
      @Karai9 Před 6 lety +1

      Interesting. I'm from Alberta (Canada) and we call them prairie oysters.

  • @celticwolff5429
    @celticwolff5429 Před 6 lety +47

    "Where's my emotional support?" We're here for you Clisare.

    • @wryalways985
      @wryalways985 Před 6 lety

      Is she the one with AWESOME on her shirt? She seems new to me.

  • @BB1951
    @BB1951 Před 4 lety +16

    That was painful and hilarious to watch. I almost gagged.

  • @sammij9385
    @sammij9385 Před 5 lety +8

    Paddy is such a silver fox!

  • @hashtagdag
    @hashtagdag Před 6 lety +128

    Haven't the Irish suffered enough?

    • @mattbash5372
      @mattbash5372 Před 5 lety +5

      Do potatoes have balls!?
      Oh sorry, they have eyes!
      Time for a new challenge!!👀

    • @maybudha
      @maybudha Před 3 lety +2

      😂😂😂👍👍

  • @rosa7432
    @rosa7432 Před 6 lety +11

    The guy with the really long hair is my favorite. It also helps that he is reallly good looking 😍

  • @JC-uj3zj
    @JC-uj3zj Před 6 lety +2

    I can't stop laughing...my face hurts...must watch repeatedly!!!!! LMAO!!! You all had the perfect reactions. We squirmed with you.

  • @eimearnic1021
    @eimearnic1021 Před 6 lety +3

    I loved Clare’s reaction to paddy saying it was cat balls😂

  • @theresenydahl9531
    @theresenydahl9531 Před 6 lety +5

    LOVE Jesus and his attitude😃Actually love all of them❤ The lovely girl with the glasses is a champ✌

  • @hootypatootie
    @hootypatootie Před 6 lety +15

    Oh no. I'm a sympathetic gagger... Jesus and his testing partner really got me. Also, this was one of the funniest vids in a while!

  • @Sunny-jz3dy
    @Sunny-jz3dy Před rokem

    Omg!!! The look on your faces when you find out what animal...is hilarious!!!

  • @LenaMellow
    @LenaMellow Před 6 lety +1

    Oh God, this is my favorite show on CZcams. I’m consistently in tears and belly aches from laughing! Love how the super white can pure red!

  • @boomstick900
    @boomstick900 Před 6 lety +39

    "I'm a Testicle Chef and I've never heard of any of these balls!" - somebody probably

  • @Mr.iceman83
    @Mr.iceman83 Před 6 lety +42

    Blue beanie guy is always hungry because he's always stoned out of his mind.😂.

  • @qwert5555555
    @qwert5555555 Před 6 lety

    I need more of these vids please that was a riot. Im in tears.

  • @brennamichel8975
    @brennamichel8975 Před 5 lety +1

    I'm so sorry for enjoying this, but wow I laughed so hard. Thank you for your strength!!!

  • @levi_octavian
    @levi_octavian Před 6 lety +306

    Since when could you eat pigeon testicles!?

    • @malnutritionboy
      @malnutritionboy Před 6 lety +6

      Syphira The Dutch Angel Dragon since the start of time

    • @lysanamcmillan7972
      @lysanamcmillan7972 Před 6 lety +15

      Since the first pigeon with testicles was hatched.

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper Před 6 lety +11

      At least since ancient Rome, and probably ancient Greece as well. Pigeon have been a source of food for man since antiquity.

    • @ShadeScarecrow
      @ShadeScarecrow Před 6 lety +13

      Its not like they just snatched the nearset parasite infested pigeon from around the corner. You can buy proper pigeon meat (and balls) that have been bred like chickens.

    • @titanuranus3095
      @titanuranus3095 Před 6 lety +6

      Are they sold in pairs?

  • @seanm7445
    @seanm7445 Před 6 lety +7

    Also, Kellie’s jumper really strikes a chord with me.

  • @mtlnascarfan
    @mtlnascarfan Před 6 lety

    By far and away the FUNNIEST video you've EVER made!
    I was f***ing DYING!
    BRILLIANT!!!

  • @FabulousKilljoy917
    @FabulousKilljoy917 Před 6 lety +1

    Props to how chill Kellie was for the whole thing👏👏

  • @sayounara1232
    @sayounara1232 Před 6 lety +5

    Poor Paddy he actually threw up ❤❤ hugs to ya love xoxo. And Paul lol you lost it in the end didn't ya? XD

  • @brianenwude5722
    @brianenwude5722 Před 6 lety +21

    BEST GODDDAM VIDEO I'VE SEEN IN A WHILE!

  • @AllfatherBlack
    @AllfatherBlack Před 5 lety +1

    5:24 "Ugghh stop describing fish" I couldn't breath after this

  • @lrnchllns203
    @lrnchllns203 Před 6 lety +90

    Okay ew.
    Glad I can watch people try shit I would never eat. *entertainment*

  • @scottwebb9078
    @scottwebb9078 Před 6 lety +5

    I love Shannon, a little more, each time I see her. "Flying rat!" aaahahaha.

  • @baybeetricia
    @baybeetricia Před 6 lety +4

    LOL. I love this! Needed this laugh. Keep them coming Facts!

  • @jsb8261
    @jsb8261 Před 6 lety +13

    "Because I'm hungry man, when I'm I ever not happy?" Best quote ever.

  • @VUK71
    @VUK71 Před 6 lety +1

    OMG!
    Absolutely made my night. LMAO!
    Good one guys!

  • @maliaagf3846
    @maliaagf3846 Před 6 lety +28

    Eating raisins while watching this is a bad idea

  • @iikhalaii8784
    @iikhalaii8784 Před 6 lety +48

    You made us eat flying rat.

  • @ArchPaulus
    @ArchPaulus Před 5 lety +1

    I just love you guys!! "get the bucket! get the bucket!"

  • @billcoggeshall6764
    @billcoggeshall6764 Před 6 lety

    This is the best video so far the pairing s were great the looks wen you told them pigeon testicles was priceless

  • @Daaaanielle
    @Daaaanielle Před 6 lety +65

    FINALLY MAKING THEM SUFFER:
    FACTS FINALLY GOT THEIR BALLS BACK.
    PUN INTENDED

  • @bluepiggy9
    @bluepiggy9 Před 6 lety +5

    Paul killed me in this one 😂🤣

    • @Irish-Jesus
      @Irish-Jesus Před 6 lety

      Ciara Bednarczyk it's a good thing they call me jesus because I'll bring you back to life 😂

  • @ladyapril777
    @ladyapril777 Před 5 lety +2

    I LOVE these videos.This particular one had me laughing my ass off

  • @MRuby-qb9bd
    @MRuby-qb9bd Před 6 lety

    This is the best Facts video yet.

  • @qhsperson
    @qhsperson Před 6 lety +4

    Paddy looked like a thermometer ready to explode like in the old cartoons.

  • @seanm7445
    @seanm7445 Před 6 lety +154

    I was hoping for something raunchy after a long, hard week...

    • @Kerriarchy
      @Kerriarchy Před 6 lety +1

      Aren't we all though?

    • @j-me6317
      @j-me6317 Před 6 lety +1

      Well, this fits the bill, although it looked like a hairy experience for the contributors.

    • @gubbleguard9342
      @gubbleguard9342 Před 6 lety +2

      Nothing quite like some ball chewing to top off a long and hard week.

    • @chey6073
      @chey6073 Před 6 lety +9

      Oh hey you’re back! I was wondering where you went?

    • @terrywestbrook-lienert2296
      @terrywestbrook-lienert2296 Před 6 lety +1

      Sean M and you weren't disappointed! 😂

  • @coyote311
    @coyote311 Před 6 lety +2

    Kellie and Paul are my two favorites in all of the episodes!

  • @ShawnieBoy29
    @ShawnieBoy29 Před 6 lety

    I'm pretty sure that this is the most entertaining Facts video that I've watched! 😂😂😂 Shannon Keenan is hilarious!

  • @Hypatia4242
    @Hypatia4242 Před 6 lety +11

    "You could give me twelve of those covered in salt and vinegar and I'd be like... yeah," well, I think pigeons everywhere just crossed their legs.

  • @brittstine4086
    @brittstine4086 Před 6 lety +3

    *Laughing so hard I'm crying* OMG - tattoo guy and hippie guy are hilarious!

  • @migvelll
    @migvelll Před 6 lety +1

    Shannon's comment on the Stag was hilarious. 😂

  • @rb3425
    @rb3425 Před 4 lety

    @5:26 Uhhhhh... stop describing fish. I almost passed out I laughed so hard!

  • @hawaichika
    @hawaichika Před 6 lety +5

    ''you just have to imagine testicules slapping all over your face'' that's when I lost it

  • @rocklockster3326
    @rocklockster3326 Před 6 lety +44

    "Irish People Taste Test-icles" You're just gonna let that sweep pun slip by when you named this video?

    • @madderhat5852
      @madderhat5852 Před 6 lety

      Great pick-up! And your name is a pun on one of the greatest songs EVER : )

  • @Ashley-nope
    @Ashley-nope Před 6 lety

    Needed that. Thank you.

  • @sammij9385
    @sammij9385 Před 5 lety +2

    Jamie and Jesus are my fave! Though Shannon is hilarious!!

  • @frankgary957
    @frankgary957 Před 5 lety +7

    Next do a video on oysters. Research and do a semi popular western USA food called Rocky Mountain Oysters.