Don't Get A Job As A Milkman. The Police Will Want You 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • Don't Get A Job As A Milkman. The Police Will Want You 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Komentáře • 96

  • @roblloyd1879
    @roblloyd1879 Před 3 lety +78

    I was brought up to regard the policeman as my friend. Now aged 74 how things have changed. Wouldn't trust any one of them. Stepson is an engineer but always wanted to be a policeman. Stuck it for five years becoming increasingly disillusioned as it was all politics and diversity and little to do with policing. Back to engineering. I have absolutely no faith in modern Britain and despair for my grandchildren.

    • @christinepage1523
      @christinepage1523 Před 3 lety +14

      I 100% agree with you. When a teenager in the 60's, I always felt safe when I saw a policeman on the beat, but now there is no feeling of safety with or without the police being seen.

    • @margaretfraser2604
      @margaretfraser2604 Před 3 lety +10

      I agree completely. I loathe how the times have changed

    • @WorksopGimp
      @WorksopGimp Před 3 lety +5

      A bit like the German people thought about the SS everyone was scared of them

    • @judywarden9270
      @judywarden9270 Před 3 lety +3

      I feel the same 😢

  • @king77703
    @king77703 Před 3 lety +15

    "They won't forget Ernie"

    • @king77703
      @king77703 Před 3 lety +5

      @Michael Bradbrook Brilliant British Comedian.

  • @barriewilliams4526
    @barriewilliams4526 Před 3 lety +38

    Coppers are not the sharpest knives in the drawer. I mean, who would want to do a job where most people hate you?🤔

    • @WorksopGimp
      @WorksopGimp Před 3 lety +9

      I had them in my house one time the copper opened the kitchen draw and asked why we had knives, I kid you not.

    • @georgegunn9387
      @georgegunn9387 Před 3 lety +4

      @@WorksopGimp Really...God Help us !

    • @danielbate13
      @danielbate13 Před 3 lety +3

      @@WorksopGimp whaaaaa?????!!!!!!! 😄😄😄😄😄🤦‍♂️😄😄😄😄😄🤦‍♂️

    • @karlhrdylicka
      @karlhrdylicka Před 3 lety +5

      @@WorksopGimp. Spoons and forks as well . probably that idiot of a cop uses his fingers to eat .

    • @amb600cd0
      @amb600cd0 Před 2 lety

      @@karlhrdylicka eats his soup with his hands

  • @IanP1963
    @IanP1963 Před 3 lety +29

    I was running in the 1980's as a 20 something who ran for exercise reasons, and I was stopped by the cops and put into their car because there had been a burglary in neighbourhood. They never let me go until they had established I had nothing to do with it. My Mom went ballistic and complained !!!!

  • @noelward8047
    @noelward8047 Před 3 lety +17

    I am guessing they used Section 43 ...
    Milk Bottles of Mass Destruction.

  • @roonilwazlib3089
    @roonilwazlib3089 Před 3 lety +43

    I adore my milkman, old bloke never missed a beat through lockdown, every morning my pint glass bottles of milk are there with 2 apple bottles on Monday 👌🏻🥰

  • @michelleplume4778
    @michelleplume4778 Před 3 lety +9

    I remember my mum having to try and beat the birds to the cream on the top of the silver top bottles 😂🤣

  • @anyasilka2325
    @anyasilka2325 Před 3 lety +13

    Hope the milkman is OK now. People in authority are becoming more thoughtless and thicko.

  • @christineminikin8962
    @christineminikin8962 Před 3 lety +18

    Wherever I have lived I have always had my milk delivered on the doorstep every day....it's important to maintain our British traditions where possible.....too many have been lost over the decades.
    All through the lockdown and adverse weather conditions my milkman has never failed to deliver.

    • @amb600cd0
      @amb600cd0 Před 2 lety

      id hardly call milkmen a tradition, more of a byproduct of cities. i still wish they were still around in the US, glad u have them though. :)

  • @wickedblue1974
    @wickedblue1974 Před 3 lety +7

    the young pip squeak bobbies on the beat these days,wont even know where milk comes from let alone a milkman!

  • @MrsC1223
    @MrsC1223 Před 3 lety +29

    Gosh, England is slowly losing its identity. It's so sad. I live in Florida now but I grew up in 70's England. I look back nostalgically and envision the milkman in the early morning, the red telephone box at the end of my road. Playing out in the neighbourhood with my friends until tea time. And in the summer, racing back out after eating and playing until my parents finally called me in. Those were the days we need back again. Keep the milkman coming around and don't let society become so impersonal. Look up from you phone and have a conversation.

  • @jimgibbins6161
    @jimgibbins6161 Před 3 lety +14

    Gold top policing, turned sour because of dense brains in the morning, thick as double cream!!

  • @roncollins9222
    @roncollins9222 Před 3 lety +40

    Call me old fashioned but why doesn't the one in charge of the police station tell his yobbo employees what a milkman does...just saying...?

  • @lailokenlefante6355
    @lailokenlefante6355 Před 3 lety +12

    "THERE'S BEEN A SMASH AND GRAB OVER ON THE WEST SIDE. SHALL WE INVESTIGATE?" "NAR. I WANT SOME MILK TO WASH DOWN THESE DONUTS" ...

  • @decab8292
    @decab8292 Před 3 lety +14

    At the ripe old age of 16, a lot of years ago now. I used to work as a milk lad running around like a nut job from 2am till 9am if I remember correctly we used to deliver roughly 98 gallon each day 7 days a week.

  • @georgegunn9387
    @georgegunn9387 Před 3 lety +5

    They used to call the police "The Thin Blue Line...now it's "The Thick Blue Line"

    • @georgegunn9387
      @georgegunn9387 Před 3 lety +1

      @PO Boxx Indeed it is !

    • @petew5289
      @petew5289 Před 3 lety +1

      Or the blue line gang

    • @georgegunn9387
      @georgegunn9387 Před 3 lety

      @@petew5289 Yes Peter or the yellow bogie line in old speak.

    • @petew5289
      @petew5289 Před 3 lety +1

      @@georgegunn9387 As in down their backs

  • @IanP1963
    @IanP1963 Před 3 lety +10

    Bring back Miss Marple !!!!

  • @thegeordieweatherman8460
    @thegeordieweatherman8460 Před 3 lety +4

    The days when the birds pecked through the silver top to get to the cream, but we nicked the milk before they got to the bottles- if we were camping out. Happy times.

  • @colinvanful
    @colinvanful Před 3 lety +5

    i still have milk delivered

  • @eliotheasman5378
    @eliotheasman5378 Před 3 lety +8

    Yes when I was papers to the shops I was given problems by the old bill

    • @vickynewnham261
      @vickynewnham261 Před 3 lety +2

      My son had a job in tescos as a cleaner many moons ago and had to walk to work no buses,the times he got stopped and asked who he was a nd where was he going?The fact he had a,uniform on saying exactly where he was going seemed neither here or there Sometimes a,nice policeman would give him a lift to work ....

  • @DeanoEssex
    @DeanoEssex Před 3 lety +5

    I hear the milk float at 3/4 am if im up late :-)

  • @SS-qy9ec
    @SS-qy9ec Před 3 lety +2

    Message to the arresting officer. You wouldn’t recognise a burglar if he ran straight PAST UR EYESED!

    • @petew5289
      @petew5289 Před 3 lety +1

      They wouldn't try to arrest a burglar its too dangerous

  • @WorksopGimp
    @WorksopGimp Před 3 lety +6

    Best when they had the old electric milk flotes

  • @alangthorpe
    @alangthorpe Před 3 lety +1

    I remember those days too, think we used to have a police force if memory serves me correctly...

  • @janethaynes4324
    @janethaynes4324 Před 3 lety +1

    You couldn't make it up could you! Meanwhile the real burglars where getting away!🤯😱

  • @annehayward3506
    @annehayward3506 Před 3 lety +1

    It’s just the same as the harassment they have levied on Alex, a bunch of clowns. No respect for the police any more

  • @Felix-rising
    @Felix-rising Před 3 lety

    I go to work early and I fit the description of every burglar in the county when I am stopped on numerous occasions

  • @vincefont4765
    @vincefont4765 Před 3 lety

    Just astonished they actually tried to catch a burglar, wouldn't happen in London anymore.

  • @antoneydilley1670
    @antoneydilley1670 Před 3 lety +3

    We have the milkman delivered,& I don't mind paying a bit extra still in the glass bottle & the orange juice & milkshake,also a great local butcher delivery much better than big stores 👍

  • @assessor6951
    @assessor6951 Před 3 lety +1

    Many years ago I worked for a company that delivered Volvo car parts overnight. We had keys to all the garages we visited and let ourselves in and out. The vans were plain white Mercedes with the word 'VOLVO' in foot-high letters on the sides. Plod followed, then stopped, one of our drivers in rural Wales, in the early hours and asked him 'What are you doing?' In reply, he leaned out of his window and, looking at the huge Volvo signage said 'I'm delivering FORD parts'. Plod was truly confused.

  • @jamesbristow1644
    @jamesbristow1644 Před 3 lety

    Policing in the Uk has become a disgrace , we are fortunate that the auditors are exposing their inappropriate and wasteful use of resources

  • @peterevans3504
    @peterevans3504 Před 3 lety +4

    People who critizise the 80s need to think back and remember everything was done like a millatary operation. We had milk everyday regular bin men the paper every day and the old coal shed filled up once a week we also had the old fruit delivery with a big sack of spuds and fresh veg. The old days were alot better in many ways

    • @AndyTheGabbyCabby
      @AndyTheGabbyCabby  Před 3 lety +2

      my nan had a coal store in her kitchen cupboard with the old 50p eletric meter

    • @susanpollitt513
      @susanpollitt513 Před 3 lety +1

      Ahh i remember it well. We use to have a pop man too. They use to come round selling fizzy pop from the back of a wagon. My mum always got us dandy lion n burdock. Happy days.

    • @AndyTheGabbyCabby
      @AndyTheGabbyCabby  Před 3 lety +2

      Used to make me laugh ahe would forget to top up and all the power would go off when my grandad was watching the horse racing 🐎

    • @peterevans3504
      @peterevans3504 Před 3 lety +1

      @@AndyTheGabbyCabby yes the old 50 pence box on the old TV's lol the easy days until the tv man knocked

  • @cremvirus
    @cremvirus Před 3 lety +2

    Oh the old electric milk cart, funny how they faded into obscurity, must of been an economic ? I've an idea ..let's try it with all transport. ⏳

  • @crazypuppy1771
    @crazypuppy1771 Před 3 lety

    Unfortunately our milk used to go off in the summer, left on doorstep so had to cancel it

  • @stephenrandall3551
    @stephenrandall3551 Před 3 lety +1

    I was a mobile commercial fitter and I was called out to a breakdown about 2 o’clock in the morning. I was pulled by the old bill who then wanted to search my van. It was full of my tools, spare parts, generator and a compressor. I was told that I might get a summons for going equipped. I didn’t hear anything more about it.

  • @jasondrury8301
    @jasondrury8301 Před 3 lety +3

    Didn’t the police realise why he probably had loads of bottles of milk visable

  • @LossyLossnitzer
    @LossyLossnitzer Před 3 lety +1

    It is not strange when I was a 20 I used to get stopped once a week because I liked being out in the early mornings and still do as I still walk my dog 2-3am. It got to the point when I was young where the police used to call in the description of me and the radio controllers used to just say yes he is OK and they used to let me go without even asking me my name.
    This got even easier when I was on my dirt bike one early morning and I found a police inspector with a female constable in a dark secluded dirt track road, they were noticeably shock to see me and they were not walking a dog in that car, I was never even stopped after that.

  • @camonroad183
    @camonroad183 Před 3 lety

    I'm a milkman and got pulled in a signwritten van on my round with the excuse that a transit was reported stolen that evening! Lmao. Luckily he clocked my dashcam and was soon off😆

  • @ivanmcallister4882
    @ivanmcallister4882 Před 3 lety +1

    About sums old plod up. Jobsworths

  • @leswelch4491
    @leswelch4491 Před 3 lety

    They wanted to nick him, usual excuse, you fit the description, they will be watching him now, they don't like it when they don't get a nicking

  • @sharonshooter6808
    @sharonshooter6808 Před 3 lety

    One pint or two officer 🤣

  • @ddhh5
    @ddhh5 Před 3 lety

    They probably just watched Carry on Spying.

  • @rsqyoung
    @rsqyoung Před 3 lety

    Racial profiling. White man, white van, white milk. Ticks all the boxes.

  • @belltopcone
    @belltopcone Před 3 lety

    Ernie...and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west...Lol come back Benny Hill, they've all lost their funny bone.

  • @johnjones268
    @johnjones268 Před 3 lety

    Earnie he drove the fast milk kart in the West

  • @yorkshirelad3524
    @yorkshirelad3524 Před 3 lety

    Police are wonderful build back better

  • @jayturner3397
    @jayturner3397 Před 3 lety +1

    On the face of it seems a bit off but during my time in police I've seen locksmiths window cleaner paperboy a postman who screwed gas meters and a milkman who was a sneek thief for purses..fact is stranger than fiction..its a good cover, dog walkers, people carrying suit cases even..lol all were burglers in some way ..cheers

  • @margaretfraser2604
    @margaretfraser2604 Před 3 lety +1

    Sounds about right

  • @letmeoffthisplanet6208
    @letmeoffthisplanet6208 Před 3 lety +1

    Aycliffe coppers really are the lowest in the sewer system,they even got a stop on the floats at a gala a few year ago because people were stood on the back of trailers going crawling speed...
    As for stopped at night/early morning,i used to do a lot of haulage so set off or got back at daft o'clock and got stopped quite a few times by imbeciles in uniform demanding to know why a wagon was on the road at that time..

    • @petew5289
      @petew5289 Před 3 lety

      I used to work nights driiveing trucks i had a van as transport used to get stopped 3 or 4 times a week on way home at 3or4 in the morning

  • @rogerlewis3787
    @rogerlewis3787 Před 3 lety

    Sounds like a bit of education needed for them. Never stopped having milk delivered since the days of the horse milk cart my grandmother had. All in glass bottles still. Interestingly, the dairy tried to stop the glass bottles a few years ago, but were met with opposition from ordinary people who just thought throwing all this plastic away wasn’t perhaps a sensible thing to do. This was before recycling and the green agenda was ever thought of. Rarely see the milkman, but if you do happen to hear him you’d be hard pressed to notice any gap between the time he arrives and the time he leaves after delivering the bottles!

  • @kevangaunt2933
    @kevangaunt2933 Před 3 lety

    the police these days are dimmer than a 5w bulb

  • @S1066-u3d
    @S1066-u3d Před 3 lety

    What do you expect from our poLIEce force these days?
    They don't know the difference between their arses and their elbows.
    Too busy going around fining people?
    No money too be made from real crime!!

  • @MichaelWhite-yf6zk
    @MichaelWhite-yf6zk Před 3 lety

    Milky great

  • @johnwillis9534
    @johnwillis9534 Před 3 lety

    Gold Top harassed by Wooden Top.

  • @trecker59
    @trecker59 Před 3 lety +1

    Police plonkers at it again.

  • @maggytrafford1366
    @maggytrafford1366 Před 3 lety

    👋👋👋👋👋