Hilarious Moments Of School Logic!
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Teacher:Why do I hear people talking?!
Me:because you have ears!
How about skipping school, grabbing a jar of paint, and walking into the school, into the classroom and throw the paint at the teacher
HybridHD yes but I thought I skipped school lol
DoritoPaws 12 dude same
I saw that meme
DoritoPaws 12 That's what I say every time😂
Teacher: "ThE bElL dOeSn'T DiSmIsS yOu, I dO"
Me: If the bell doesn't dismiss me to leave, then it doesn't decide when I arrive
Music Geek LOGIC!
GENIUS!!!!!!
Interesting 🤔
*GENUIS*
Omg yasss
All my teachers think I'm innocent....
I'm not.
Luna Night My teachers think im innocent too and my friends call me a demon
Kawaii Derp
Lmao same.
Luna Night so true
Luna Night me too
Same
Teacher: you better not be talking while I am teaching
Student: you better not be teaching while I am talking
Ohhhhhhh
That moment when your teacher is coming and that one person screams "SHE IS COMING!!!!"
Gelo Adan every time
Gelo Adan literally happened today
Gelo Adan yes but it's usually the principal
Gelo Adan oml everyday 😂
Every
My teachers are like,
“THE BELL DOESN’T DISMISS YOU, I DO!”
Gouri Gupta all of the teachers I have ever had have been like that
Gouri Gupta omg so true😂
Lol so true
Just say your words dont dismiss me i do
And the bell doesn't decide when I come then
If school is not a place to sleep
Then a house is not a place to study.
If the bell doesn't dismiss me
Then the bell doesn't decide when I arrive
Well said
At school when a teacher is about to pick on someone for and answer, I just either pretend to be correcting my work or cleaning my glasses because they don't want to disturb you
It hasn't failed me yet
How about sneaking into the airducts of your school and splashing paint all over your teachers and principal. Me and a couple of friends got suspended for two weeks doin that
because at my skl we don't have air ducts and I would probably get excluded
I'm the opposite I wanna say the answer but she never picks me so I act like I'm not paying attention but she still doesn't pick me and then the question I don't know she picks me on :)
Wania's Studios Productions poor u
if the bell doesn’t dismiss me, then why does it tell me when i have to be there?
The purpose of the bell is to indicate when the class is over. So yes, the bell does dismiss us.
Joanna C. Try telling that to your teacher and they be like," I dismiss you." If a teacher told me that, I'll get a hypnotizing watch and make him/her dismiss my class early
Joanna C. Love your profile pic
Just a person in the comments thanks!
*bell rings
Teacher: the bell does not dismiss you.
Me: funny thing, it’s called the dismissal bell.
Me: Yeah I dismiss myself so have a good day. 🖕😑🖕
мє: тнєи ι fℓυ муѕєℓf ιитσ тнє ѕυи
me: then why is it there? background music?
2:32
Harry Potter fans are flash backing to Hermione and her time turner and her struggles of signing up for every class
Remember the time when comments where about the actual video...
Lol
😂😂😂😂
RVM nah
RVM *were
They only comment when they say something funny and comment the time 😂
*teacher gives poop load of homework*
*the next day*
Starts complaining about how much she/he has to grade
Me: then why you give us so much
Ruben Edgar Hernandez My teacher gave my class 6 peices of homework a week before the the test
Ruben Edgar Hernandez true!!!
SO TRUE!!!
My school uses show my homework so they say I’ll put it on SMHW but they forget so we don’t do it then they get all mad n are like YOU SHOULD’VE REMEMBERED TO DO IT I HAVE A LOT OF CLASSES SO I CANT DO EVERYTHING but then we’re like we have a lot of teachers and we can’t remember every single lesson!
Ruben Edgar Hernandez RIGHT
Ruben Edgar Hernandez right
*bell rings and your about to walk out of class*
teacher: HEY The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do
the next day
*you walk in to class 10 minutes late*
teacher: why are you late
you: the bell doesn't tell me to go to class, I do
Lupe Magana 😂😂 ture THOU
Savage
Oh my god that's genius
Jay Versace 😂
Lmao
During recess.....
Me:*See my teacher*
Teacher:*Sees me*
Me:Hi
Teacher:Hi why were you absent
Me:*Sweats*
Queen Violet o was in the office
Queen Violet ikr like it’s none of there business
@@QQ-dy6dq it actually is, but I know what U mean
Me:*makes up excuse*MY DADS CAR BROKE DOWN!
Why most of these true?
Life doesn't make sense!
😂😂
Keeley Walliss ikr
Keeley Walliss Facts 😂😭
the last one makes the most sense tbh
4th wheel
Lol
Me: What do I have to do
Teacher: Ask a classmate
Me: Hey bro what do we have to...
Also teacher: NO TALKING
Also me: But you said...
Teacher: Detention
Me: 🤨😨😵🤔
Teacher logic
So true
69 likes ;)
"Who me" bruhh!!! I spit out my drink 😂😂
Mum: Don't talk to strangers.
Me: Then how did you meet dad?
edit: i legitemately do not remember writing this comment
So technically they weren’t strangers
Wow...😶
Well you do understand that parents don’t want their kids talking to pedofiles and kidnappers right?
Incest.
Alisha Gaming Yassss they where they had to meat at a date
Teacher : I need a girl volunteer
(All the boys raise their hand)
Edit: How did this get so many likes?
The Homiegurl yep
The Homiegurl true
The Homiegurl lol ikr
The Homiegurl yep
So true *wipes tear off cheek*
Teacher: "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."
Me: "The bell doesn't shoot you, I do."
When my teacher starts a conversation of other topic leaving the subject i am the happiest person in the whole wide world 😆
Same LOL
Same lmao
One time I was in class and the teacher said to miss school when your sick so you don't pass down the germ, and next thing later I am sick and I didn't go to school for the week and everyone in the office was mad at me cuz I missed a lot of school, but I am not one of those kids who is late and is away often, but they still gave me three days of detention, than when my friend was sick, the same teacher said to him "thank you for coming to school today" so she literally said to him "thank you for spreading your germs to this classroom and most of the school"
Btw I am sick today and it is my birthday so that is really a downer
That's messed up how schools are just like oh you're sick well thank you for not coming to school I know yeah you got a bunch of paperwork and I'm like do I really have to do it at lunch I'm like really I can't talk to my friends and I'm like oh my goodness this is why I never want to be sick yes I am sick so I don't have to go to school but pay back waiting for me to come back
The Bell: RIIINNNNGGGGG
My Teacher: “The Bell doesn’t dismiss you I do”
Me: ...What’s the bell for then.......
Makhiyah Pittman OHHHH
The teacher just got NOSCOPED
This was fire🔥
😂😂😂😂bro this made my day 😂😂😂😂😂
My teacher said the bell is so that they know when it's time to dismiss you
Makhiyah Pittman thank you
T̤̈ö̤ö̤S̤̈ẅ̤ë̤ë̤ẗ̤ LMAO!!!!!
"Why are you late to my class? The bell rang."
"The bell doesn't tell me to go to class, I do."
This kid in my school is named Kyle but every and I mean every substitute teacher calls him Kylie
Gianna H every time I meet somebody new I'm like I oh my gosh another person's going to get my name on I'm just like please can you just say it right please and I end up having to say it a hundred times p.s my name is keeli
My name is Kylie and when someone does attendance they always call me Kyle so that is my nickname around my school.
Gianna H there’s a girl named karle (pronounced Carly) and she called her Carl
When i first read this i read "kyle" as "kylie"
There's a girl named noemi and people call her Noami
"What the he!! Is a Tal?!"
I don't know why I found that hysterically funny
😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂
Psychic Sisters it’s his name don’t judge him
His Name Is Tal...
Meggy. Moo.x well nah hun.
"The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do"
Then why is it called a dismissal bell? 🤔🤔
TᗩYᒪOᖇ ᑕᗩᔕᔕIᗪY So freakin trueer
"WhAt ThE HeLl Is A tAl!? "
It's a type of giraffe
Whenever I pretended to read my teacher ask me what I was reading about😕
We go to school to learn...Yet the teachers ask us the questions....
Pad_Fitz_G ! IKR!!!
Logic
Omg thanksfor the 35 likes .Wow
Wow 56...Thank you so much.
Pad_Fitz_G ! Ya it is to see if u know the awnser to see if you were paying attention.
LOGIC
Everything bad graduates with you
TheBeastModeGamer ???
😂
TheBeastModeGamer Tal said that
TheBeastModeGamer I
TheBeastModeGamer duh
Me:can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher:I dunno can you?
Me:*pees on teachers laptop*yes I can :)
Jimmy Chen XD
Q
Jimmy Chen nani
xd
You earned a sub
Who's scrolling through the comments not paying attention to the video?
I am 😂
I am also
I do that in every video😂
Me to
Wow I was
I feel u. I'm doing it right now.
1st Grade...
Teacher: Payton, spell English!
Me: but... I dont know how to...
Teacher: Look it up in the dictinary
Me **Takes out dictanary** Does it start with an I..or an E
Teacher: Look it up in the dictinary
Me: 😭
That is totally how you spell dictionary
hibye 3234 like I said, I can’t spell 😂😂😂😂
Payton A Oh you are still in 1st grade!
Da Potato Guys I realise that now
Payton A dictionary lol
Why are all of these so relatable😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kiara Sheppard cuz you're in school? (Just guessing)
Ikr
Cuz most of us are in school, and it's school logic. And we all hate school.
BECAUSE IT'S SCHOOL LOGIC IDIOT, NOT "CAN YOU RELATE TO THIS" SO OBVIOUSLY IS RELATABLE
Kian Frisch Lol😂😂😂😂😂
*Student:* “Can I go to the bathroom?”
*Teacher:* “I don’t know, *_CANNN YOUU?_*
*Student:* “I don’t know *can you get a full time job?*”
Poor Cena! I feel you Cena I always 4th wheel with my friends
Then who is the third whel
Kid:can I use the bathroom?
Teacher:I don't know. Can you?
Kid:can you stop cheating on your (wife/husband) with the principal?
Teach:ok just go!
Demon Child I've heard that a lot. It cracks me up every time! XD
XDDDDD everytime i hear that it cracks me up so much
M: Mental
A: Abuse
T: To
H: Humans
Shamila Robley LMAO😂😆😁
Shamila Robley haha same
S: seven
C: crappy
H: hours
O: of
O: Our
L: Lives
Truee😂
Shamila Robley unoriginal comment
"THE BELL DOESNT DISSMISS YOU"
"oh yeah, but it's called the dismissal bell."
Expectation:
Students: *singing in classroom*
Teacher: *joins in*
reality:
Students:*singing in class*
Teacher: SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Your teacher is so nice to you at the beginning of the year, but after the second month.... they absolutely hate you.
Blonde Girl that is actually true..
" The bell doesn't dismiss you I do!" " but imma be late " " what did I say " * sits back down till she lets me leave "
Next teacher:" why are you late to my class " " because the bell doesn't dismiss me, she does "
Tetee Candy
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Teacher: “The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do”
Me: “then the bell doesn’t decide when I arrive to class”
I made a substitute teacher think I was British by using a really bad British accent 😬
Haha my friend does that too
Why do all of his friends look alike?
Tal
His friends are clones cause he is lonely
Matt Karlovich Tal logic
Matt Karlovich ones his brother so yeah
catastrophic i I’m talking about his friends not him
So I catch the bus home but like you have to run or YOUR FREAKIN STANDING well the teacher was " guys DONT PACK UP WE STILL HAVE LIKE 3seconds left" so what I did was I carried on and just told everyone carry on. We went to the door and the teacher was like " I swear to god if anyone leaves this time you get DETENTION" being me I was thing I have a bus to catch so I LEFT. WITH NO REGRETS!!!!!!
NEVER listen to your teachers!! XD
BLOBFISH I did not like it when my teachers did that! If it's the end of the day, then the students would be stranded just for those last three seconds.
Yeah! Like, we need time to pack up! That is out school time! We shouldn't waste after school time for school stuff! ESPECIALLY HOMEWORK!
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BLOBFISH Teachers are not allowed to keep the kids after the going home bell the teacher is like... No one's going home :)
My Brain is like...
Yeah right :) I have the right to leave
BLOBFISH hahaha
My teacher had the BEST logic
If I dont have a pen my teacher shouts at me:WHY DONT YOU HAVE A PEN?! YOU CAME TO SCHOOL FOR WHAT??
And after 5 min HE asks us:Anyone have a red pen students??
Lol
Every time I ask "can I got to the toilet" my teacher will say "I dont know, can you?"
I have no school logic
Sammy Sullivan same
Sammy Sullivan what is that
Guns blazing is school logic
Sammy Sullivan you home schooled
I have no logic
When everyone is fighting over the answer being 7 or 8 but you got 267
Don’t worry I got
14/25 x 3
Bruh i got north Africa
Then your teacher says sordy the answer is 267 none of you got it right
(You in your head) fml i should have trusted my gut and raised my hand.
I would piss on a plant to prove I need to pee
' teacher ' NO YOU CAN GO
Only boys would be able to do that though
Wait, if the bell doesn't dismiss u, then it doesn't decide when u get there.😏
Oh my goodness! My friends did the switch name thing with a substitute and she told their actual teacher and they got detention haha
Its_Sugar I told a sub my name was Betty... it’s Brynn 😂 IM SUCH A REBEL 😂 😂 😂
my teacher is like that she says the bell doesnt dismiss u i dismiss u but she never says u can go we just go when the bell rings so she doesnt dismiss us
alexa govea you* not u
alexa govea SAME!
“What the Hells a Tal?”
"HE HAS LIKE 12 HOURS" I love Anthony XD
*bell rings*
Teacher:Everyone sit down the bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do
Me:Ha that’s funny because that’s actually called a dismissal bell
*tardy bell rings*
Me:Sorry I’m late Mr.Teacher, I had to process through a meat grinder 2 times and got stuck under a giant boulder...
Teacher: That doesn’t give you the right to be late to my class
Me:*mentally stares at Mr.Teacher*
Credits to Quensedilla😅😊
Bunnel Zz some of my friends have a class at the high school and they ride a bus back to the junior high, but the bus left without them and knew it... When they finally got back to the junior high they explained to their teacher and she said it was not a valid excuse
“This is not tall”- Anthony
X unlimited gamer x 54 I
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Tal*
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Cena said that
My friend when we had a substitute teacher said his name was boris Johnston 😂
All lesson Boris was that you👌
Me and my classmates always act up for the substitute 😂 and then the next day we get a 1 hour serious talk from our real teacher
When Tal said he would be like half asleep and then just move his hand when taking notes. That is ACTUALLY ME!!😂 one hundred percent!!😂
My fifth grade teacher made us take notes like a ninth grader. It was so hard.
I hated that. Like if you would agree
claire jessa I had to do that in third grade. It sucked. My third grade teacher was strict
Vera Stone 'pats back'
I hated fourth grade and fifth grade and now I'm going to 6th grade yay me it's just so much work like my teachers you really have to work hard and 5th grade is kind of fun cuz we got to do a lot of projects but also it's like how much work do we have to do
Yeah I had more homework in gr 5 than I did in gr 7 lol
My forth grade teacher made us have spelling tests every Monday and we had to write a sentence with the word in it. We also had to write it in cursive
Me: I have a cold.
Teacher: Is it contagious?
Me:IDK
Teacher: Then get the f in my classroom.
My teacher be like I dismiss you not the bell.
*bell rings*
Sit down I dismiss you...
( my thoughts it after school I can walk out right now if I want!
Omg so it is so relatable with the head down thing. My teacher strains my neck
If someone gets hurt in my school they get carried to a secret dungeon of where all the *ABSENT** kids are
Teacher: When my hand goes up your mouth goes shut! *Holds hand up*
Me: continues to talk.
Teacher:Why do I her talking
Me:Because you have ears
said that before got sent to the assistant principal office
I have no logic
The real princess jasmine. And logic has no race
Kian Frisch 😲😲😲😲😲😲
I dont have logic either
Who can relate wooo
The real princess jasmine same
The gang is back! Yay! 🙋😇💖💖💖
*4 seconds of laying your head down*
Teacher: you stand the rest of class!!!
This actually happened where my friends switched each other's names and it was so funny
21 teachers disliked.
Thrilllz ttthrilllz 31 now
Thrilllz ttthrilllz lol
Now 48
Now 72
Thrilllz ttthrilllz 103 now
Teacher:The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do (next day)teacher: why are you late student: the bell doesn’t tell me where to go I do
LoKa i agree🤣🤣🤣
LoKa damn
Teacher: “The bell doesn’t dismiss you I DO”
My mind: “Then the Bell can’t tell us to come in??”
4:01
When I have a sub we all switch seats next to our mates
Doesn't every school do that
It's become a tradition in my school
All my 12-year-old friends are acting as if they’re adults and switching boyfriends/girlfriends every week. Also, they act as if they just had a divorce when they break up a week later because they’ve found another girl/boy.
Amy Lucas ikr its absolute bull crap
Amy Lucas + i'm single so i don't have any of those problems
Kian Frisch sad
No I'm the same at least WE NOT YOU won't turn pregnant at age 14 AKA you
Amy Lucas I’m younger than 12 and I do that
One time in gym class this kid fell and he said to the gym teacher that his leg hurt really bad in the teacher was like no you stay and you keep on running I don't care if your leg is broken you're going to keep on running and then his leg really was broken the day after his leg was broken and he had to keep on running in gym class cuz my stupid gym teacher doesn't care about his broken leg shouldn't they care because I mean it's their class they responsible for the kid at the time so they could get sued or something right😕😕
lol literally a 3 min ad of tal came on before this vid it’s bout wishbone xD
Me: can I use the restroom?
Teacher: IDK can you?
Me: Bolts to restroom trying to not poop
I'm becoming a teacher to roast my kids😂
(Not to put them down) also I would never become a teacher just to roast I mean a funny learning environment
Abigail Ray you don't need to be a teacher to do that to your kids, if you want to do that to students then yes, you need to be a teacher. But if you want to do it to your kids you can have any job you want
Jammerforlife2 AJ it's a joke
SquishyCat LPS kids as in students
Abigail Ray I'm still in school and obe if the kids said push it harder and my teacher said that's what she said
Jammerforlife2 AJ you're* lol
Teacher: THE BELL DOESN'T DISMISS YOU, I DO!
Every student ever: ITS CALLED THE F@$%ING DISMISSAL BELL FOR A REASON!!!!!!
CZcams is red,
Facebook is blue.
I don’t get the thumb nail,
And so did you.
search in the dictionary
Neither*
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your a dumbass
And that’s true
@@yeah6033 oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh
@@yeah6033 you single
I look like a innocent teenie tiny child so on the first day of year 4 with my "new teacher she asked are you in the right class?"
Everyone hate school but love the Detention
I’m serious in Yulee high school and middle school you will find kids or teenagers going to the Detention and loving it
Why the hell would you like detention? Detention is more boring than class. Well... in my class there's a lot of jokesters
No I don’t like Detention everybody else at my school loves it
Timothy Adams Vlog & life oh.. that's kinda sad
Thank you I’m going to subscribe to your channel
All we do when Sub teacher comes is roast each other
Bell rings gets up to walk out of class
Teacher: stop the bell doesnt dissmis you i do
Me: Then why is it called the dissmisal bell
Next day your 10 minuetes late to class
Teacher: why are you late
Me: the bell doesnt tell me to go to class i do.
*Teacher* give me your phone number.
*Me* gives pizza place number.
*Teacher* *calls number*
*pizza man* "hello cici's pizza how can I help you?"
*Teacher* *looks*
*Me* *half way down the street*
*Teacher* 😡
*Me* *looks back and gos* 😋
@Lucas Michaud hi , I would like to order 1000000 pizzas
Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge
Teacher: NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS
The same teacher: DONT BE LATE!!
Me: THEN WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lol I had a sub teacher and me and my friend changed names for the day 😂😂😂😂
I asked my classmate for a notebook paper since i forgot mine and he did the most cringiest thing i have ever seen him do...
Me:Can i have a paper?
Him:I dont know can u *Does the gloden arch eyebrow*
Me:DIES FROM LAUGHTER INSIDE!
Student walks in'
Teacher: excuse me why are you late.
Student: well I have a lot going on in my life.
Teacher:hah what life 😁
Hello fellow people I am bored
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Demo dik :)
Sophers44 Flower jnh
Perfect__ Pusheen what does jnh stand for
the 6ths grade teacher roast her students,so we (5th graders)are laughing all day
When teachers come I have the best acting ever they never know I'm sleeping
“The bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do”
It’s called a fckin dismissal bell for a reason