Minecraft | DUMBEST MAP EVER?!
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The nostalgia is real. I remember watching this when I was just a kid, made me laugh every-time.
Thanks Dan
So true this was the most iconic video to me 😶🌫🥲🥲
The fact that Dan knew he was gonna get Rick rolled at 11:04 still cracks me up
Classic lol
I didn't even know of the rick roll
I just thought it was catchy music
Who else is here for the nostalgia?
I saw that video
Me!
Yup
Me
Meh
"Hey there everyone! Dan, here from the Diamond Minecart. Welcome back to another Minecraft video!" A wave of nostalgia just hit me.
All aboard to DanTDM's Nostalgic Train.
The only comments I see on this channel are only comments about nostalgia. JUST SAY SOMETHING OTHER THAN HOW NOSTALGIC HE IS AND BE ORIGINAL
@@Szzle77 it's because all of us have already watched all his videos and are coming back once in a while to check him out. Good to see so many people still watching his old videos.
20:48 still makes me laugh 5 years later
The nostalgia is hitting me in the heart
17:13 is so much funny
Lol true 😂
@@hollhollholl fr bro
6 years. The nostalgia is unreal
I love silly maps like these. They just make me feel childish and not so much like a bipolar teenager.
6 years late but…
lol.
edit : 7*
edit 2 : 8*
@@ol78_official Bro gonna be editin' it every year.
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@@Louisianaball-fn6ijfr
@@Louisianaball-fn6iju already know :3
1:02
It says
*"Oh No!! You spawned on the water! Use this boat for water"*
And the boat (Minecart) is the *"Handsome Boat"*
thank you! I've been trying to figure out what that said for years! :)
The way the map is poorly designed... is actually nostalgic. I think that kid should get famous
i don't think so. nobody wants to be swarmed by people if their playing a game
it’s intentionally bad. that’s the joke of the map
11:25 good job you just got rick rolled
really,
really..
*G O D D A M N*
i finally understand the alantutorial story
OMG WE WERE ALL KIDS AND WE HAD NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANT LMAO 🤧
so it was a rick roll. my kid self didnt understand
*R.I.P Fillip*
Fillip, a clownfish, found in a chest by DanTDM in a Minecraft world.
Lived 2:43 - 18:03, the 4th november 2015.
*He will be missed.*
did you guys see a button
Lol
+EliasPalias LMAO
I cried when he ate fillip :'( 😭😨😰
lol poor poor Phillip
Oh my...re watching this really makes me nostalgic❤️😂
👍
Translation for the things you couldn't read:
"Be kind to maker" (This is in the rules thing)
*Bold* is "Eltair", not bold is "you".
*"Omg! You're Rake(I think that's what it is), right? You want to buy a house?"*
"Yes! How did you know?"
*"Umm.. i know because I saw you and your house.."*
"Oh, okay. By the way, how much for the house?"
*"You don't need money! You must give me something!"*
"What thing?"
*"You need to give me the staff from a temple!"*
"Where is a temple?"
*"Follow the yellow squares!"*
"Oh!" (This is in the "read up-to-down thing)
Hope I was helpful.
thank you (tank yoo)
R.I.P to fillip a very kind fish that lived and died in peace
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭R.I.P😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
lololol
lol
Don't please I'm crying in real life😥😢
Kevin
Alternate title:
DanTDM losing his mind for straight 26 minutes
Actually 27.
@Adam Abderrahman hi hi hello hello bye bye hi bye hello hi bye hi hello hello hi bye hi hi hello hello hi bye hi hi hello hello hi bye hi hi hello hello hi bye hi hi hello hello hi bye hi
Mabe
Imagine if Dan put Philip in the 'HeNsuM BroTae'
Hi
@@Pancakepanav hello
the way he said handsome boat was too funny to control
The reaction Dan had when he got the lightning staff XD
Laitning Actually
Steven universe rules
dantdm. Umm this is a dead bush...
Wow, new white earrings, that's SPOOKAY!!!
super spookay
THAT PAT
+Cameron Eggleston and jen
I officially love you, Omfg.
U pulled a JEN! SPOOKAY!!
yes
And bad barbie girl
There is also snow guy
Amd Elsa the Pig LMAO
Yep. Just goes to show that the best maps doesn’t necessarily have to be the most advance or best looking
2:47 bro i remember when i saw fillip i was in love with it and named my toy fish fillip too
I would bring the fish everywhere
“Elsa tastes good!” *_DanTDM, 2015_*
😂😂👍🏻 every time dan killed an animal....
Filip lived!!
Ohhh he died!😭
R.I.P. Elsa. You will be missed (Not really because I never liked pigs).
@@professorsimp. 😂😂👍🏻
Bruh
ツanrei iNtO tHe UNKNOWN
20:50 I was laughing 😂 so bad that my brother came and thought I was having my own seizure
Is it just me or is that voice just...
No that voice is just...
THAT VOICE THO
Oh
Lol
“He’s a little bit weird.”
*he says as he’s talking to a dead clownfish*
How you doin honey
I just scearched up alantutorial. he was a youtuber how does tutorials andgot kidnapped. What the signs say on the map (22:02) is what happened to alantutorials. Search him for yourself...
Anyone, 2019?
Pretty much missed Dan's old golden times. :o
Hello god d d d d d d d d d d d d d d D D D D DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Wwe
@@raymondtarasenko8811 2022 actually xD
@@Ar1aR3ante_x Lol same
@@Ar1aR3ante_x same
Long live Fllip
Everyone misses you Fllip
Ever since Dan got him from a chest and saved him from being cooked, Fllip has gone with Dan all through! He has supported and encouraged Dan to keep on going! Dan accidentally dropped Fllip but he is fair! He forgave Dan. He helped tackle the evil Elsa. Dan cared about Flllip so much. He went through so much with Dan. R.I.P. Fllip
Man just rewatching this gives me all my memories of my childhood. Still remember binge watching dans videos.
In case your wondering about what the beginning part says it basically says that a house agent witnessed the main characters house burn down so the house agent says to him that if you want your house back you must get the four elemental staffs😁
This is how many oofs dan got when he failed the parkour
⬇️
OOF
oof
9999999999
999999999999 haaaa
57?
Dan: You have a strange hat
Me: no he has a beautiful hud
😆
ME TOO
You mean hood
Honestly, the concept is really fun, with the guardians and eltair. I'm actually trying to remake this better if it can be better. :)
Dark temple Dan: where do I go? Me: the button that you have seen alot
1st
Yas
💶💷💵💴🛒💳💩📗🐢🎨🖌
RIDS* Fillips
*Rest In Dan's Stomach
Ducky tape!!!!!!!!
R.I.P
R.I.P
Fillup The Fishy
Ahnaf Hafendy your
I'm. The
Hallen Wakeman lol
It was a very cold night, but also very hot.DanTDM opened his eyes slowly and awakening to the smell of ash and fire he spoke to the alter telling him to venture through the world of minecraft for his new house. Him and his best friend Filip then ran off into the distance.
He and Filip had to dicover 4 temples all containing special but useless treasures.There were many obstacles and challenges, but we're no challenge to DanTDM and Filip. They then dicovered a ladder going up to the heavens.The two brave heroes climbed up the ladder, impatiently wondering what kinda of items they will find. They finally reached the very top, discovering there is lava! Filip then dropped into the lava, but quickly retrieved. DanTDM was shocked "There is no way both us of could survive this" said Filip.DanTDM was shocked.AGAIN.He knew what Filip was thinking.Philip hurt and lifeless whispered "Eat Me" DanTDM didn't question Filip because he knew he needed the nerishment. DanTDM ate and ate Filip he ripped open his guts and everything. He finally had the energy to jump the lava he set up his right foot and his left foot he raised his right foot then his left and then bent down then pushing with all his force attempting to cross the lava pit he slowly fell toward the lave
+Ethan Castro lava
don't mind me, im just chilling and watching the golden days of this channel
17:59
It's funny how the minecraft music cues in right here.
Makes it so dramatic.
R.I.P Phillip, you were a great fish but an even greater Phillip.
Yeah
Praise the Lord humanity needs Jesus
*teleports from the future* Me: "DAN YOU END UP DYING YOUR HAIR BLUE!!"
Dan: 😮
poo
whaaaaaaa no he doesn't, HE HAS BROWN HAIR
@@crystalljaromin5582 not rn xD he has blue hair as of 2018
@@aurorablast4502 I share this account with my mom, don't reply back!
✋👊🖒🤘💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎😀😀😀😀😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎💎💎💎💎💎💎😓💎💎💎💎💎💎
2019 im crying. he's so young.
jakedaboss !!! How old?
I am a Oof Filipe is 4 now he was 1 day old in the vid
it's Crazy
YES is say gotta I All
Ikr? DX
This video seems so much different after watching it years later
Daniel: *Reads text from the map*
Jemma: Did I marry a man who can't read??
UnstoppableGaming wth
Lol
You go to the lab to see if dr trayaurus changed anything or to see if he's up to any good and to check on grim
Like if you think he should
Definitely he should
yay
Your cute
+MCBomb Gaming trayaurus is a player I think maybe a mod
R. I. P Fillip 2015 - 2015
why i have to die
Not dis filip
Tear😢
我
RIP Philip rest in peace
here's the text from 3:04 but easier to understand:
Eltair: OMG! You Rake(?) right? You want to build a house?
You: Yes! How do you know?
Eltair: Um, I know because a saw you had a house.
You: Oh, Okay. >:) Btw, how much for a house?
Eltair: You don't need money! You must give me something!
You: What "Thing"? 😯
Eltair: You need to give me stalves from temples!
You: Where are the temples? 🤨
Eltair: Follow the yellow squares! :)
You: Ooh! >:O
6:35 DanTDM out of context
who's still watching this in 2016?
me
me
Me too
ME
Panva - Gotaio & More me aswell
"The orange path looks safer"
*Jumps off a cliff*
Ha, LOLOL!! 🤣
Wow. Even I wouldn’t do that. And I dream of owning a novelty spinning bow tie.
dn DeBellis lolloloolollooooooiool
The "hEnsuM bu0tE" is actually translated into "Handsome Boat"
Ikr it’s funny
11:22 i literally just realized that he got Rick Rolled
ME TOOO AHAHHAHAHA
i love to laugh at this noob map. Keep playing a map as similar to this i think it'll be fun to watch
PHILIP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
R.I.P Philip he will be missed.
Bethany Allison its fillip not philip
at 12:30 when james Charles says hi sisters have a nice day don't let lockdown ruin it
I remember 3 years ago watching this during Halloween
6:38
"Elsa tastes good! Mmm!"
-DanTDM 2015-
Roses are red
This map is weird
Fillip is dead
Dan is the best
Dis Doon rhYME
That doesn't rhyme Brian
That doesn’t even rhyme
It don’t rhyme bro
Rhymmm donate ramm
This brings back so many memories
Rewatching this after 3 years, Dan is still my favorite youtuberrr
R.I.P Filip
"He died for nothing D;"
Lik if you cri everytiem
Live in fish heaven
xD
XD I did almost cry
hi dued f1lip sou sawd
+Riley DeWeese is not the giant fish bowl in the sky's?
Sad 🤔yeah i am sad 🤐
R.I.P Fillip
Forever in DanTDM's STOMACH
Rachael Caldwell really really reat un peace little fillip
Rachael Caldwell
Lol so sad that fillip die why couldn't kill all the animals
Rachael Caldwell
14:43-14:52 P,A,R,C,O-OH!!! ummm well....
R.I.P Pillip
it took him about 20mins to die....
*hmmm new record*
MAY HE
(ANYWAYS)
•Pillip may he
Rest in peace....
I hope Dan has a calm stomach....
Every time I watch this I wonder: *How did they record their voice for this map?*
This was my favourite video and still is
7:57 omg that trees on fire!!! Oh that’s just ma house.👍🏻
Hahahaha
res in pese howse
but wat if de tre was alSo buning to
18:00 Minecraft sad music plays
*Fillip has left the chat*
Rip Fillip
13:50 I love how he says “RKO” and then falls
This takes me back
LOL I COULD'NT BREATH WHEN THE BARBIE SONG CAME ON.
Frenzy Kenzie OMFG XDDDDDDD
lol for the barbie song
Frenzy Kenzie omg
Frenzy Kenzie lol ikr
That was Never Gonna Give You Up Never Gonna Let You Down by Rick Astley, it's kinda a meme
This is how many sad people are when Phillip dies
⬇️
It's fillip not Phillip
GO WITH THE MAP!!!
EHEM ITS
FILLIP
BEGONEE WRONG SPELL!!!!
Rip Fillip
What happens when we dislike???
The final boss being an “18 years old kid” is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
No ones talking about Abigal’s Boyfriend’s song lmao
Hoos waching dis en 2017
I was being dumb
me!
Little Jenny me!
Little Jenny me to!
Little Jenny me!
7:57 OMG that tree is fire ok that’s my house
11:22 I was watching this for nostalgia and only now did I realise that Dan got Rickrolled XD
Same
Hello Dan from a long time ago.Its 2024 now the nostalgia on this video hits hard
Video: **Has a disclaimer about how silly the map is**
Me: That's... Why I'm here.
This map is so beautiful.Who ever made this map is cool and great.
Omg I saw this when I was younger, I’m watching it again, NOSTALGIA
Lol I remember I loved this so much that I made my own “4 year old kid makes a Minecraft map” thing
The person who built this is a freaking mastermind! xDDDDDDDDDD
:)
XD
yep
+landon morrical :D
thats pretty cool map
watching this 4 years later I can finally translate n00b language
Wow man
That means your a noob
@@michaelowens1715 That would imply he's new (noob means new), which he certainly isn't. So noob isn't the right word for it.
Same
Michael Owens, no it doesn’t
One of my favourite vids from him.
The music when fillip dies… perfection
first TDM vid I watched in 3 years. Glad to see he is still doing great!
I should just stand next to Dan to translate the words from 4, year old to sarcastic gamer. (That's my language!)
:p Seriously. Gimme a call. xD Just kidding.
hey the presents won't even let me get them
I know what you meant in the signs
+Gabe Jones Its because It's a Dan, it's a scam
+Gabe Jones Its because It's a Dan, it's a scam
How many times the signs said "OMG!!!!"
Avellano Von asher it said it 100 times
Did did you count
100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
2:32
Dan: "It said to click a lever.."
*sees button*
Dan: "THAT'S A BUTTON!!!"
NAH, THAT'S A DILEMMA
Top ten anime betrayals 17:55
R.i.p fillip (Nemo)
Nov 2022, almost 2023 and these videos still do be hitting hard
Dantdm was the best CZcamsr but once it turned 2020 he just kinda... lost his fame but watching his old videos make me so happy :’)
@@ISaw_BigFoot Now 2 lol
I wonder if the person who made this map butchered English on purpose xD
EDIT: YES.
well we will never know
XD
It did say he was four
A 4-year old kid
+A11y Kat (Artist) even a 4 year old is smart enough to buuld this
DanTDM:*clicks the belly bottom ten times*
Ipad：*puts on a ad*
Me:Ah,this is what the Bally bottom do
Lol how old are you
Sup.
ipad? who watch on ipad?
This was one of my fav Dan videos.
So Dan says: p, A, R,K,O and then falls 😂
at 17:11 when it said ring ring my moms phone rang xD
uh mcmakinstein you have a freckin commmnd block
+DuckieVivi xoxo Wierd
+DuckieVivi xoxo ooh spooky
+DuckieVivi xoxo lol
lol
The brown wool for the last thing spelled parkour
Fabian Romero Wow! I didnt know that sherlock
Wow I didn’t know that.
omg i loved these
This is one of my favorite vids on CZcams
If you see this in 2019, then you’re normal.
Yay I’m normal. I am a 2019 watcher
yass a eem nur mole
Whell I actually watched this in 2017 but decided to watch it again
Fk im normal
Yeah ok Sans Undertale, using the wrong your.
So... The 4 yr old kid that made this is really good at commands, but CAN'T SPELL AT ALL!?!? 🤔 You don't say....
The only command is the tp command nothing hard
He could be COPY & PASTING!
He purposely spelt it incorrectly
....
he was spelling bad on purpose??
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
*ITS A SUPER THEORY*
when he got the rick roll I screamed XD
0:05 just let it sink back in to remember our childhood