Zlatan 🥱

[@KAKA-nu9ot]

"Zlatan don't need security
Security needs Zlatan "
- 🦁

[@ahmedramadan3506]

😂😂😂😂👍👍👍

[@_.8_xmit_]

😏😏😏😏😏😏🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵

[@Asquilorc]

Yeah 😏

[@Abhinave]

Yeah all them were scared hahahahhahahahhahahahaha

[@bestoffootballmessi]

😂😂😂

[@user-tr8gc5ir3s]

однажды Златан, посреди матча, решил отдохнуть 15 минут. теперь это перерыв

[@NIKITAFOOTBALL7]

Хоть один русский комент а кстати мем неплохой

[@KytoleER]

Можно бригаду, что это за чел?

[@rufed7]

​@@KytoleER футболист, незаурядная личность, очень харизматичный и с огромным эго, говорит о себе в третьем лице. "Златан сделал то-то и т.д."😂 а еще занимался боевыми искусствами, что зачастую демонстрирует на поле)

[@user-ub4hz8dv2t]

Златан сам кого хочет того и побьёт

[@52spb52]

Однажды Артем Лобов родился, так появилась вселенная

[@chewy7073]

When Zlatan was late to a football match, the whole stadium apologized for coming early.

[@lfoeditz]

😂

[@lavatr8322]

LAWL😭

[@Uncle_Ren]

😂😂😂👍

[@user-qg7kg7qj5p]

А шутки которые не кто не смеется🤦🏻‍♂️

[@xmpl9]

@@user-qg7kg7qj5pАгрошкольник найден

[@thomastuchel2739]

When Zlatan spells a word wrong, the dictionary updates.

[@freedom_people]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@boburbekurayimov]

😂😂😂

[@ZealMC]

😂😂

[@lallawmzualichawngthu4790]

😅😂

[@MustafaBeyazdAlbayrak]

😮

[@pumpkingpie2938]

When Zlatan hires a bodyguard, the guard feels safe

[@jeanmariesarah9908]

Good 😂

[@Light-zz]

U had me 🤣

[@ssamylee3397]

LMAO

[@blackdot436]

U win

[@UhmActually.]

"When"? Tf you talking about? You assuming he'll hire a body guard one day?

[@jaytemp4203]

When Zlatan left home he told his Father, "you are the man of the house now"

[@murylocl5063]

pqp kkkkkk

[@peaceloveandunity7693]

😂 😂😂

[@metalhead9996]

Lol. This comment wins.

[@exodiaobliterated6333]

Kkkk essa me quebrou

[@pouyablack2667]

lol

[@voliplays]

When Zlatan downloads a app the app accepts Zlatan’s terms and condiditions.

[@krusitelprokrusitelpro4600]

хахаах😂👍

[@xm7227]

😂😂😂

[@boburbekurayimov]

😂😂😂

[@voliplays]

Get me the most liked comment!!!

[@foodNEROUN]

😂😂😂😂

[@hesoyam2990]

When Alexander Bell came up with the phone , he already had 3 missed ones from Zlatan

[@rhdgamer1955]

Zlatan looks into the mirror but no reflection gets back.
There can only be one Zlatan

[@sagadegeminis4869]

🤣🤣😂😂

[@khaledsaifullahbukhari3336]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

[@m00nch11d]

Epic 🤣

[@erudite11]

😂😅

[@MaewCatt]

Never agreed more

[@terrykinsley2924]

When Zlatan walks his dog, his dog warns people, “don’t touch, he bites”.

[@mehmetertugrul2604]

🤣🤣👏

[@andrada1270]

😃😃😃😃👍

[@Trinitycorp]

Duuude 😂😂😂

[@BaljinderKaur-hg8ud]

*Suarez laughing in the corner*💀💀💀💀

[@zandacross2983]

​@@BaljinderKaur-hg8ud exactly

[@softmula43]

When Google was invented, it searched for Zlatan
-🦁

[@rindikikhawlhring9196]

So funny😐

[@GoroKazuma]

@@rindikikhawlhring9196 i agree zlatan jokes are actually funny

[@user-dc9ik4iu5c]

Однажды Златан решил отдохнуть 2 дня, теперь- это суббота и воскресенье

[@ish19q]

Once Zlatan missed two days of school in a row.
Now we have weekends.

[@bigboska]

🤣🤣🤣

[@gabrielshear2919]

🤣🤣🤣🇦🇷

[@VICe4630]

W comment

[@jesuslafu3997]

Nahhh bro😂😂

[@Ollay245]

haha OK this is gold, thanks for sharing

[@harikeshshukla3612]

When Zlatan surfs the web, cookies have to accept him!

[@rishabh.r]

👏

[@anandsahani4838]

😂😂😂

[@vijayKumar-jg8rt]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bladeray1014]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@Varun-ep2tl]

Hahaha

[@UFC_MMA_Clips]

When Zlatan moves, the earth rotates around him.

[@abhishekpulate9130]

Once zlatan started a race with time,
Time is still running😂😂

[@iiii3197]

When Zlatan comes late, the rest of the team apologies for coming early.

[@Rodrigo_2447]

😂😂😂

[@jayliahconnor1879]

Foo 😂

[@hiteshjain7766]

Bc 😂😂😂😂😂

[@m.o9195]

🤣

[@gsking648]

😂😂😂to funy

[@truestory1990]

When monsters go to bed they check under their bed for Zlatan

[@ananymousincrypd4296]

😂

[@zhz1359]

Jjahajajahahahahah😂

[@hamnfaa]

I like this one

[@YouTubeDWIGHT]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@da_oe_s]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@majobelarcabado9939]

I'm so entertained with the comments 😆.
Keep this going pls.
Oh i go for zlatan as well

[@James-fs9ys]

You don't go for Zlatan, Zlatan goes foe you.

[@kongorepublic01]

​@@James-fs9ys 😂

[@user-sc7sm9qi8l]

When Zlatan gets in the car, the car moves by itself

[@MayheM_646]

If Zlatan hires a bodyguard, it's to protect others from HIMSELF

[@lawlaw821]

how doesn't this have any reactions 😂😂😂

[@rithiksuku9168]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ryzenstar418]

​@@rithiksuku9168

[@yussufcharfudine4454]

😂😂😂😂

[@mamontokumisi2608]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marcoseduardosanchez736]

When zlatan reads a book, the book gains knowledge

[@priscahndirangu3264]

DOPE!!!

[@flame4627]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SyahirahYapFamily]

🤣

[@sawkatosman4032]

oo i see 🤔 🤣🤣😂😂

[@farhannizar3858]

Hahahahhahaha

[@ameshsourov9670]

zlatan comments section is always incredible

[@rajy.]

when Zlatan goes to a dancing competition, he judges the judges

[@utsavkrsaha]

He pays himself 1M every month just to protect others from himself. What a humble man.

[@pradyumn2453]

😂

[@mohammadnoormauludadnan1847]

Yep....nice bro..

[@souradippaul3794]

🤣

[@JuanGonzalez-nl2vo]

Lmfao 🤣🤣💀💀

[@damskii3149]

😂🙏🙏

[@user-hw5ph4gq5z]

"Zlatan's tears can cure every disease. Sadly, Zlatan never cries"

[@marlonbarrios1001]

This the one

[@rohaan_666]

🤣😂😂🤣

[@milanclubvb9412]

He did during retirement😢

[@thefunsmiths8374]

Zlatan does hire bodyguards
To protect others from him

[@TellMeMoreAbtForex]

One day Zlatan pissed on sand, it’s now known as the beach.

[@lionking7558]

Ahhaha

[@krusitelprokrusitelpro4600]

😂👍

[@haaduria32]

When criminals enter Zlatans house, they get robbed 🦁

[@Mohajer-jt5tk]

😀

[@lamousse27]

🤣🤣👏🏾

[@spideypanther7274]

😂 this deserves so much more likes

[@Ishwor71]

Haha

[@brunorioux2723]

😂

[@joelkavachi]

when zlatan was born the docto said, "congratulations, its a man"

[@faisalramadhan559]

Very funny ... 🤣

[@jmax3391]

😂😂😂

[@billygt1829]

Zlatan congrats the doctor 🤣

[@mdfirojhasan5751]

​@@billygt1829 eryfjyjht

[@imohbalu]

😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅

[@randomguy9600]

my mind :- what should i write??

[@Vaigry]

When Zlatan books a number, hotel books Zlatan to stay proud

[@Akeelahh]

“When Zlatan comes out COVID-19 stays home”

[@lankeshravan8451]

😂😂✨

[@sawkatosman4032]

🤣🤣😂😂

[@suwailpanda1968]

😂

[@imrino2918]

Good one mate😂

[@korakbhattacharjee8668]

😂😂

[@sosaaxel]

When Zlatan turned 18, his parents moved out.

[@billkillmusic]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bernardoandresmorales8032]

Jajajajajja

[@cinoxdesign]

😂

[@amd99288]

😂😂😂

[@woldesam2659]

@@bernardoandresmorales8032 cf go t

[@Seraf1naG]

when Santa doesn't get a gift , it's because he Is on Zlatan's naughty list

[@praticemakesperfect407]

When zlatan was born
He congratulated the doctor.

[@Leo-id4ii]

@THE WORLD so what? Is that sentence need copyright or what?

[@user-zf1no1nj5u]

@THE WORLD So?

[@ajax9923]

@@krizgabz3299 bro saying xd in 2023.. 💀

[@whyusoser1ous]

@@ajax9923 why not?

[@MrNoob05]

@@ajax9923 bro what 💀

[@isiqanutan747]

"When Zlatan wear sunglasses , sun hide to protect itself . "

[@Nikenlongchar]

Or "Sun shielded itself when Zlatan removed his sunglasses."

[@woimranrko]

You didn't copy the comment correctly bro

[@hakeem1564]

Pari

[@bunyka9577]

Good old Chuck Norris jokes

[@AminGanjfar]

When Zlatan goes out for a walk, sun uses his Zlatancream to not get Zlatanburn 😁👍😉

[@akaunderdog4223]

I can't get enough of Zlatan quotes! Creativity 100% lol 😂

[@faizalabdi1475]

When zlatan was born he congratulated his dad for being his father

[@mariaclarapinheiropereira1924]

Slatan livre leve e muito mais feliz, sem medo das pessoas.

[@o_cpt_g7376]

Oooff🤣🤣🤣

[@vincetaliaferro2777]

Who?

[@livehabesha4642]

What 😂

[@red.number4632]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@yuckfou16]

When Zlatan comes late for school, the whole student gets punished for coming early.

[@7Ronnyy]

Frrr 🤣🤣🤣

[@houarielkadi3404]

​@@7Ronnyy 😂😂😂

[@XioneLokyz]

Why this comment not yet get 1k likes?? 😂😂🤣

[@dumikamal7022]

Why this comment make me cry
Omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

[@moqoh]

Jajajaj so funny

[@Huslerr9]

When zlatan is around you , you need security

[@szllxx]

Zlatan: If you see guards with me, make sure they are with me to protect you from me 💀👁️

[@M.one.]

"when Zlatan lies, it's the truth that's wrong" 😂

[@shafx1987]

That fucking made me laugh loud in the office LMAO

[@JungleMan.]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@EezoTheChezo]

Lmaooo

[@ameen2340]

Laughing in the mid of night 😂🌃

[@deeno3654]

Lmao f

[@denisrobin2380]

When Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest

[@khf889]

#القران 🎧💎
#Quran
#Corán

[@hopesaid5096]

@@khf889 JazakaAllah kheir 🙏🙏

[@unfantasmalavieja591]

Jajajajajaja

[@yahyaelmi8435]

Zlatan grew up in the rough streets of malmo

[@dominiquemassey2742]

😂😂😂

[@selcuk32adana]

when zlatan visits a country that country immediately ranks up to be the safest country of the world

[@zolaxxff992]

When Zlatan was born he gave milk to his mother 🔥👀

[@ryanm6139]

When Zlatan gets turned on, diamond becomes the second hardest material in the universe

[@R3gularman13]

Bro

[@matheusbatista7229]

Kinda gay
Actually gay af...

[@johanfranke7903]

🤣🤣🤣 this has to be one of the most funniest

[@Dazyredfox87]

Hahahahaha nice

[@wais1574]

Hell nah

[@rajdeeppanja131]

Once Zlatan got tired of watching long videos.... CZcams shorts came into service that day.

[@KAMELLTDK]

Zlatan was born with eight balls. He kept two and the others are known as the Infinity Stones 🔥🔥

[@iam_Wang]

He doesn't breath, Oxygen willingly visit his lungs to pay respect.

[@brucewayne6586]

This is the best one seen so far lol 😭💀

[@EternalMuscovite]

@@brucewayne6586 no

[@shakeelamackeenfathima3405]

Ok this ones unique and by far the best

[@footballxeditz_454]

😂😂😂

[@kaizokuli]

​@@EternalMuscovite W pfp

[@Dj-xl6yi]

"when Zlatan was born he congratulated his mother"
-🗿🦁

[@sugiyemiyem7980]

wkkwkwkkk what a spooky comment

[@escanor3483]

@@sugiyemiyem7980 i know you. You from wkwk land

[@sugiyemiyem7980]

@@escanor3483 so.. . ? 😂

[@bibibibi2680]

🤣🤣🤣

[@alex2k964]

🗿

[@user-hx8ic6ew5f]

Zlatan is bodyguard for himself 🗿😎

[@serhatgurcann]

When Zlatan was late for school, his teacher apologized to Zlatan for coming early.

[@David-oq6vi]

lmaooo

[@theguy7740]

czcams.com/users/shortsyOVKsT15WS4?feature=share zlatan attitude

[@VaNeK_x_scoot]

The same feeling when you realize that you don't even have security, That feeling when you realize that you don't even need security😎🤣

[@AbbyAzkaSetia]

Zlatan don't need Hell
Hell need Zlatan 💀💀💀

[@asresbenayalew3092]

When Zlatan gets kidnapped, he takes the ransom money & releases the kidnappers.

[@shadhinacharjee1637]

Zaltan doesn’t get kidnapped....

[@Fikzsky]

​@@shadhinacharjee1637 Zaltan🔥🔥🔥

[@monicamarcello8091]

Zlatan doesn't need them!

[@Danie1_l]

@@shadhinacharjee1637 because he is the kidnapper

[@keeplearningwithGoodguy]

Kidnappers can't kidnap Zlatan, Zlatan kidnaps kidnappers

[@KnOwN_aS_RiDeR]

When Zlatan look at the sun , the sun get Vitamin D

[@shrikadam1807]

🤣🤣🤣

[@saurav_kr04]

Unique

[@shalahuddinjamil8762]

Sampe gitu anjirr🤣🤣

[@Blankbedrock]

😳😏🤨

[@fa_xm6141]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@rajdeeppanja131]

Zlatan became soo cold at times..that finally Sun was created to heat the Earth.

[@dem4iksh1ft43]

Я ржу, люди, какие у вас оригинальные высказывания, и все разные!😂👍🏻
Спасибо за настроение!❤️‍🔥

[@anant9837]

When Zlatan was born...Doctor started crying

[@dankkrrish6780]

Best lmfaoo

[@murunginathan4963]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you've killed me

[@efesenol874]

xDD

[@thingies13]

I love these comments

[@cuthbertawaza1869]

🤣🤣🤣

[@f1ft106]

when zlatan comes late to training the whole squad apologized for coming early

[@footballlife4948]

False

[@paadchah]

Lol

[@grimreeper7225]

CAP

[@mustaniac]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@souravthephoenix]

When Zlatan eats food , food gets Energy......

[@skullcrusherlemonfridge3224]

I love zlatan's comment section 😂😂😂

[@nprakfj]

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 miscalls from Zlatan

[@Smartgrin]

Lol 😂

[@Androxbl4]

most underrated comment

[@karnansun6040]

Oh man🤣🤣🤣

[@mhamza8741]

😬💥😂😂

[@hod7628]

Lol

[@thelightningguy5960]

When Zlatan puts his cloths off, the season becomes the Summer.

[@RadhaVallabhVrindavan]

When Zlatan commits crime, police gets arrested

[@dishu00007]

💀💀💀

[@chhetrikazziujjwal1401]

😂😂😂

[@strikingmagician9816]

😂😂😂

[@pansabhai9669]

😂🤣👍🥰

[@kanwaldreamfall]

😂😂😂

[@thetriartchannel]

When Zlatan was a baby, he takes care of his babysitter

[@Sam18835]

Lmao😂😂😂

[@user-uj9xt8pc3y]

😂😂😂😂Сукааааа ржу

[@real-zr9yn]

"Zlatan doesn't high body guards.
Body guards hire Zlatan 🦁 "

[@Aman-cc9pe]

Whenever i feel bored i immediately watch Zlatan video comment section just hilarious 😂 God bless u all guys

[@Love.BritishBritain]

i felt the same when i loose my mood

[@HyperQuantum]

Ghosts sit around camp fires and tell each other Zlatan stories.

[@abdulmateen4126]

😁😁😁😁

[@niharikakumari5284]

Oo that's the best comment i read by now

[@user-jn7rf6wo6z]

Zlatan is bodyguard's bodyguard.

[@aueditz224]

When Graham bell invented telephone, he has two missed calls from Zlatan

[@nazirghamgeen9591]

When sir Alexander Graham Bell invented telephone he already had 10 missed calls from Zlatan

[@SamFischer201]

😂

[@jlh8931]

what the .. 😅😅

[@arpittiwari5181]

Abe itna bhi mahan nahi hai ye

[@Mewtendo]

@@arpittiwari5181 speak english

[@arpittiwari5181]

@@jlh8931 Zlatan is not such a great person

[@xatoru.]

When Zlatan turned ten, he bought his father a bicycle

[@user-ts6pl6pi5g]

🤣🤣

[@GameStories1690]

Of course, when Zlatan knows how to stand up for himself

[@fickfock8169]

when zlatan forget to do his homework, the principal calls teachers' parents.

[@iamhusain94]

When Zlatan was in school he doesn’t doesn’t go for Parents Teacher’s Meeting, he goes for Teacher’s Parents Meeting.😂🤣🤣

[@jobjohn6428]

🤣😆🤣

[@suzana5348]

👏

[@divyanshchauhan9602]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marlene2299]

😂

[@user-dc9ik4iu5c]

Когда Златан встаёт наступает рассвет,а когда ложится-закат

[@starshades478]

"When Zlatan buy LV, Bernard Arnault became his bag."

[@betbullish360]

after Zlatan was born he started to raise his mom.

[@franckvagba7470]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@chimychimes]

🥲🤣🤣

[@RedDeviLinMe1111]

That's going too far now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mutyabahamza4839]

I mean how can you raise your mum

[@swastik._.0709]

@@mutyabahamza4839 it's a joke kid

[@rslayking1975]

The Fbi uses vpn just to hide from Zlatan 🗿👌

[@mannyminywab9327]

Here’s a fact sometimes bodyguards hide as regular people so they don’t attract attention

[@amayostudio6002]

😂

[@mohascott]

"Zlatan doesn't need Bodyguards,Bodyguards need Zlatan"

[@saifazmi0010]

Once Zlatan was casted for Mission impossible
The name was changed to Mission Possible.

[@ceyoscae1924]

When zlatan enters a tornado, the tornado pauses itself for safety

[@MadeBySterrio]

Underrated

[@roronoazoro8696]

😂😂💀

[@kelvinokundaye9280]

Broooo‼️😂😂😂😂

[@ebukaokpara]

U made my day bro

[@KAKA-nu9ot]

Humans need security
Lion breaks security 🔥🔥

[@arafathossain2578]

724 likes 0 comment bro 😭😭😭

[@suriya5826]

Just shut up

[@Sanku943]

🔥🔥

[@MrDISCOR]

Ronaldo 🧟📱

[@gokuvscell6887]

Zlatan = Lion

[@dhruvsaud]

When Principal asked a question to Zlatan and he didn't know the answer then principal was fired🏴‍☠️

[@lovedivealma]

When Zlatan was 9 he signed the note for his parents to go to the school trip

[@RadhaVallabhVrindavan]

When Zlatan done eating at a restaurant, waiter tips him

[@Abbbb.]

Bro😭

[@MK-hw2ir]

@@Abbbb. and after that the Chef 🧑‍🍳 thanks him for fantasticly eating his dinner

[@Smokerjoker854]

😅

[@baptistpat]

u are the winner

[@KilibardaMujo]

Zlatan means golden.

[@higherlunacy]

Bodyguards work for free for Zlatan so that they can feel protected.
...but they don't dare get too close.

[@husseinmokdadtheking2957]

Zlatan doesn't need a body guard
Body guard need Zlatan🐐🐐

[@Enma1111]

when Zlatan takes a shower, the water becomes clean.

[@camostrokes]

Once Zlatan kicked a ball with his foot, now it's called football

[@Ddkejssna]

that's not true. We call it "Moon".

[@tommarvoloriddle094]

Underrated 😂

[@Shanks-rp8ve]

"When Zlatan comes to your house"
"you are the guest"
- me

[@venweeb6378]

what do you mean by *me* lmfao bro you definitely stole it like i have seen this same shit a mil times

[@jaybon1]

@@venweeb6378 fr

[@ProMode2007x]

Lol this quote is older than you.

[@osamabinladenmybro4237]

u tried so hard to convince ppl that this is ur joke💀

[@samueljohn207]

@@ProMode2007x😂

[@Oussi69]

"Try to break zlatens neck"
And he will break yours

[@KrishMod520]

“Thieves give their wallets to Zlatan during robbery”

[@uday278]

whhaaaaaa tf 💀🌚

[@rhymeskeemsbeboss7346]

Lol

[@MashyAhmed]

Wait 💀

[@mathewlao9192]

When Zlatan gets up in the morning, he tells his alarm clock to wake up

[@user-gh4ht6od4j]

بيه ويلتك مذحين

[@rokigamerbc5120]

Jajajajaj

[@ReyBrother1]

hahahahah amazing

[@antonyhunt9700]

Lol good one 🤣

[@adoths]

Zlatan is just him man

[@gauravkumarsingh2066]

When Graham bell invented telephone he saw 2 missed calls from Zlatan 😌

[@CuriousTV.]

"Zlatan is the one who wakes up the alarm clock."

[@iTYGAi]

339 likes and no replies. Let me change that.

[@JoeJA_958]

When Zlatan is late to class, the whole school has to apologize for being early

[@misterrwiggle]

when Zlatan didn't go to school for 1 day, that day become Sunday

[@Rajar-Gaming]

😂🗿

[@aididandreis96]

@@misterrwiggle cmon man 😂

[@clubbinraver]

Uuhaahahah.a...

[@ronalddb8987]

When zlatan says there are 29 days in the month of February it becomes leapyear🗿

[@user-cm6jj6cn9k]

Zlatan doesn't need a guard, but a guard needs Zlatan