Absolute Mad Lads - Peter Tobin
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You should do a video on the low country serial killer Donald Henry "Pee Wee" Gaskins Jr. from South Carolina in the US.
His body count is 15 confirmed but he claimed 110.
While on death row he was even hired to delete another inmate which he did with bucking C4 explosive.
Did the frikkin sponsor approve that poem?! Wonderful.
Give raises where it applies, that was a blast.
When you have a madlad video on people who do sa you should put Absolute mad slags instead of lads
This guy was married multiple times and had children, I can't even get a second date
Lol
🥹
...but girls love a bad boy...
I can't even get a first, mate
Keep in mind, he’s cradle snatching teens while in his 40’s.
"Disappeared faster than a black father"
💀
😂😂😂
newports and new baby mama
Ummm I am thinking this may be a reference to what is known as a disciple of the black pope NOT race but a secret part of the catholic church IE meaning a black (secret not a race) father (priest) - disappeared faster than a "Satanic (black) Priest" black father. But .... I could be wrong. lets see how long the vid lasts before the blowup!
he didn't disappear, it is just night time
Tbf, it's not disappearing if they were never there. Ijs
I don't understand how a convicted sex offender can rape and murder someone and only get 21 years.
If ya had the death penalty, it would have probably been shorter
The Legal System. Thats how.
Last time I checked, and this could have changed so don’t quote me, Japan can hold you for no longer than 18 years and let you back into society for murder.
Britain moment
in denmark he would have been out within a few years.
there was a story of a woman who met her rapist in town 1 year after the incident since the rapist was allowed out to go on a trip into town
1 YEAR LATER???? im dead serious.
Because the Judges are criminals too.
I dealt with Tobin a couple times when i was a custody officer. Can confirm. He was a horrible little bastard.
I was in the cells in Glasgow Sheriff Court during co vid so I was locked up myself and v bored, I got talking to one of the G4 guards n they told me that Tobin was the worst scumbag they ever dealt with and that's really saying something.
@bazglsgw1208 I wouldn't say Tobin was the worst scumbag I'd dealt with. I won't drop any names either for obvious reasons, but yeah, he was a cantankerous old b*sterd. Never in any danger from him though. There were a few really twisted evil guys in when I worked there mate and honestly Tobins crimes might compare but general demeanour and attitude definitely not.
Do Scottish prisons work like American prisons? Child attackers don't make it very long inside...ie Jeffrey Dahmer
@user-br1bg6ld7i not that bad mate. Come on.
Is that like a prison guard or a social worker?
WHERE'S ME CELTIC MYTHS????
Ran out, they only had the half a dozen or so...
He did some I think.
@fearoffema no way, they had all the fey, talking trees, id love to know about Cernunnos
@@fearoffema need more, there's no way that's all he could find regarding Celtic folklore
They didn't get enough views to be worth the time
I usually skip through an ad read... Trust me, don't skip this one. Now on to the MadLad
You better be right... I report back after the ad read....
Reporting back -
Meh.... Not worth sticking around for honestly. Better than most ad reads but still a complete waste of time. You're suggestion isn't wrong..... But isn't right either iykwim.
It was the laughter that had my interest. I agree with you, must watch.
@@TerminalM193 I thought the funniest part was how fucked up his teeth are.
@@TerminalM193every CZcams ad is garbage.
'Scotsman offered to give her money for petrol' Should have set alarm bells of straight away.
Lets not forget the Jews are also cheapskates...
Never take freebies from strangers
‘Scotsman offered’ could’ve stopped right there and had the same effect
Int that the truth 😂
13 years for double attempted murder and 21 years for premeditated rape and murder is not fucking enough; Especially when he has said prior conviction for attempted murder.
I've never understood why attempted murder is treated so lightly in court. Why should either my ability to take punishment or your incompetence reduce the amount of time you do for a crime? The intent was the same, only the outcome was different.
Yeah wtf. Especially that one where he left the 2 girls in a house with the gas on.
Double attempted murder
"But... but... but... think of the rights of the convicted. 🤡"
Reminds me of Mick Philpott who stabbed his girlfriend almost to death, he go 7 years was out in 3 then went on to kill his family with a house fire(didn’t intend to kill them, he was supposed to be a hero and frame someone else but clearly dangerous as fuck)
@@christopherconard2831ah, that's the great moral question isn't it. Is the motive of the act more important than the act itself, or does the outcome matter most. I agree and say motive should be paramount, but the legal system places most weight on the acts/outcomes themselves and only minor consideration of motive when determining sentencing. As in your example case of attempted murder, they focus on the act and outcome, attempted murder yetfailed, therfore it's not ad "bad" as if he was successful, even though thr intent and motive are the same had the murder been successful. Our morals rarely get discussed at a national or philosophical scale, we just assume logic onto our morals without actually questioning why certian things are the way they are, like judging attempt4d murder less harshly than actual murder
We have ourselves a new Uday Hussein.
Ahumdullah
My friend. Habibi. There's always a new Uday Hussein 8D
Nah… Uday was a lot worse because he knew he couldn’t be held accountable.
@@Sniperboy5551 Yeah, and of course, the US didn't give a single fuck about all of his victims, but they did care when Saddam wanted Iraq to be economically independent from them. Typical government
@@Sniperboy5551 IDK, i think that the fact that one was the spoiled child of a dictator made him getting away with shit understandable. This was a fucking rando and PEDO.
I refresh, I see Dankula, I watch.
As you do…
Exactly what I just did. Crazy coincidence
Simple as
Many such cases!
Rinse and repeat
"Absolutely rest in piss!"
- Count Dankula, 2024
I don't understand why so many people who commit murder/mass murder think they've discovered something profound or artistic and feel that they've been endowed with some sort of godlike power that nobody else could possibly understand. All these serial killers just blend together after a while. Like modern art, Peter Tobin is about as interesting as a banana stapled to a wall.
My mum was targeted by him but he did a runner when he was disturbed by drunks coming home.
It was the single worst experience of her life.
Old MacBundy had a farm, and on that farm he had some bodies,
E-I-E-I-O
With an , there and a , there.
Ah yes, Scotland’s oldest pass time:
*Homicide*
Or as the locals call it; Mordor.
It's Muurdah.
Ain't much to do besides drinking unfortunately
i thiught sheep shagging was the oldest pasttime in Scotland?
@@blitzerblazinoah6838 Or as the older folk call it; Red rum
I feel so bad for the cancer that ended up growing in his body.
I deliver mail while listening to you. I don’t have headphones and I’m half deaf. So im waiting for the day I get fired for being a fan.
Buy headphones, it's worth it
I concur with the previous comments assessment
For job security reasons of course...
I’d give you a high five, we’re all brothers here
@@Sniperboy5551 that too...
This is one of the cases where leniency and early releases cost lives!
It gives a whole new meaning to the old Adam Smith quote: "mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent"
Peter Tobin is a psychotic killer and that is something one can understand but the whole system letting him go on for so long is mind-numbing.
Just dropping that black father joke without a word 😂
Dank. Heres a good future Mad Lads. Adrian Carton De Wiart. The Unkillable Soldier.
Yeah, I've mentioned this one, too.
@@invisibleman4827 him and Roy Benavidez would be some awesome ones!
@Mach5Johnny Deffo! And Desmond Doss, Timothy Treadwell, and Freddie Mercury.
The fact he got out after 9 years after R and attempting to K two different girls is actually insane to me. The fact he was only charged 14 years in the first place is even MORE insane to me. He is a prime example of cannot be reformed and should have been given the needle the first time.
To be fair, that's just an average Scottish weekend... extended.
The needle? More like the axe.
Well, the axis lost and this is the result.
@@user-mj9lq9vp3w pretty much every figure of authority in the Axis was a Peter Torbin in a fancy suit
That's the entirety of the UK legal system and police force.
Actually, that's also the Canadian legal system now too, and the US legal system too.
3:24 Editors really earning the paycheck there
Wrath, Gluttony. Everyone seems to forget about Pride.
Pride has been transmuted.
Pride about sums up Scotland in 2024. No the pride that you believe tho. SNP version where they're brainwashing the kids with it in the classroom. "Any you boys into cross dressing?" Asked the teacher to the primary 2 classmates
I feel like Pride is more an English thing.
Pride and Lust are already incorporated in mas culture somehow as a "good" thing.
He makes the case for capital punishment. If this creep was punished correctly, then the story stops at 1st victim he's caught killing 😒.
But what if they caught five wrong people before they caught him?
@@theophrastusbombastus1359 That's why the court has to be very, very careful. But once he can be proven to have killed someone?
@@theophrastusbombastus1359Nice strawman
Whataboutism, nice job
Sadly the rights of the victims mean nothing these days its all about the feelings of the perpetrator or looking for a reason and therefore an excuse as to why they did what they did.
If someone is on cctv etc killing someone then their right to breath needs revoked
29:01 - "Burning in the pits"
Almost sounds like "burning in piss". That'd be a rather, fitting eternal punishment
Some interpretations of Buddhism have a section of hell filled with burning excrement. Do with that information what you will.
Hell can’t be eternal otherwise you’d have to have eternal life…
I just imagine a giant cauldron filled with boiling piss that a demon seasons and stirs every once in a while
@@dans2971 hell and heaven are two after lifes. You have a corporeal life here on Earth, and depending on how you live your life with God given free will, you are judged upon death.
Whether you believe that or not is another question, but it doesn't require eternal life in the corporeal realm.
If you want to go all sciencey, you could say that information can't be destroyed, nor can energy. Mass is essentially a stable form of energy storage (mostly).
When you're cremated, that energy is spread out all over the place as the mass is now converted. Cremated people are, technically, all over a 1000 light year bubble at the moment if you say photons emitted from their burning are still "that person".
@@deathpyre42 So does Judaism... it's where they say Jesus is.
Lubin with Toobin, oh wait, that was CNN.
Anybody who can make dank bust up on an ad read is my hero. That was more enjoyable than any other one I’ve skipped.
I almost choked on my joint with "Ted McBundy"
Take your fist out your mouth, then.. shouldn't go that far in anyway
@@unbearifiedbear1885clearly he was having his Sunday joint of meat a bit late in the week 😂
I miss when madlads weren’t some terrorist or serial killer.
After looking back, madlads have always kinda been about a terrorist or serial killer. I guess I just miss the long form stuff.
I like them it would be nice to see equals of both releasing one positive then one negative at a time or something maybe
"I know for fact..." with that dead stare...Dank contacted some otherworldly beings to be damn sure Tobin stays down.
Dankula contacted a Good Folk to confirm that he's being skinned and boiled in fermented urine forever.
That ad top tier haha
I feel like the "Absolute Mad Lad" title should be reserved for actual Mad Lads and not rapist murderers
He has a series called absolute bad lad and I'm surprised he didn't put Tobin on that
Mad means crazy so how does Tobin not fit that definition?
@suelancaster6959 but being called a 'mad lad' is a good thing to be called
Mad lads are people who had chaos follow around them to the point they made history. .
They can be as a noble knight as Gotz of the iron hand. Or smooth criminals who built empires like Capone. Or depraved murders like isseai sagawa.
The title is neither good or evil. Rather how crazy of a situation they found themselves in.
"Gluttony" ... sounds like a town in Scotland
I normally skip the ads, but I'm glad I watched this one, I was crying the whole way through.
Never skipping your ads again. Fume owes you a raise.
How many of our public servants, drawing a fat pension, fud themselves silly over allowing this monster to go loose?
None, they don't care
Fun Fact, my granda was a prison Warden when Peter was locked up in peterhead prison. So safe to say I saw this video I clicked
I almost ordered a FUM. Then I heard this ad read. Now, I am going back to my old pack a day habit due to emotional damage.
The ad was amazing. I usually stop paying attention during but I was ROLLING. lmfao
Annoying as CZcams ads get. I'll give Dankula credit for making them fun to listen to.
From the US, I love waking up and watching your videos at 4:30AM before work. Your videos are always so interesting. Thanks for being you bro
4:34 Someone is sleeping on a couch tonight
'University of danzig...ahem I mean gdansk' man thst got the most audible laugh outta me in a long time.
Beautifully done.
I refresh, I see Dankula, I give an extended silence look into the camera, sigh, and say Count Danklula.
Harold Shipman, Peter Sutcliffe and Peter Tobin were all born in 1946. Wat a year
And Ted Bundy also 👍
I think my dad was born in 46 and is called peter... When he dies I need to dig up the driveway, don't I?
@@davidboden5486and you suspiciously brand new conservatory
You should do it now You know he's already on here because you're written this@@davidboden5486
Post war dads amirite
I really hope that we are going to see MadLad episodes on Charles Bronson (Prisoner) and Sir David Attenborough.
That Füm poem was awesome...ngl.
Pretty sure he did one on charles bronson
@@bitty_beastly47: No he didn't. The count said he is waiting for his story to end before making a Madlad episode. It's been on the list for a while now apparently, just need to wait for the right time.
Always a good day when we meet another MadLad
One of the madlads I reckon would turn your day from good TO bad but i digress.
this did not age well
I met Peter Tobin several times as a kid. Obviously had no idea he was a murderer, he just came across like a moody twat.
That Fum commercial poem is FUCKIN GREAT LOL
You missed the part where Toben came to Northern Ireland a small place called Castlederg in Co Tyrone where hes the main suspect in the dissapearance of a teenager called Arline Arkenson
Every sponsor ad should be a rhyme.
New rule.
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🐍 no step on snek! 🇭🇰🇺🇸
Not gonna lie, I’ve been considering Füm for some time now. And I’ve seen a lot of channels on CZcams promoting it. But that poem has convinced me to go ahead and buy, if for no other reason than to support Dank and drive more ads like that.
Just when you think vaping can't get any more douche-baggish, Fum comes along and proves you wrong.
I can't believe they're even allowed to advertise vape shit.. and flavors like blueberry bubblegum and fucking candyfloss 😂
Yes, definitely not marketing nicotine directly to children
@unbearifiedbear1885 it's not nicotine, füm is just a sponge soaked with flavour. Just flavoured air
@@alighieri99g81 that honestly makes it even worse. Sucking on some weird gadget and blowing candy canes at people with zero purpose. At least the vaping neckbeards can blame their behavior on nicotine addiction.
@@unbearifiedbear1885 I take a libertarian position when it comes to government interference in free markets, so IMO they should be allowed to legally advertise whatever they want.
But that being said, I am not the government, and I will mercilessly bully anyone who is sucking on a gadget to blow out flavored air.
@jacktheaviator4938 get all that anger out before you die next week smoking your american spirits oldhead
An idea for a mad lads, the Fauldhouse vampire he was convinced a vampire in a movie called “queen of the damned” told him to kill his friend and drink his blood to become a real vampire, there’s a cringey yank documentary of it on CZcams, I grew up in the same village so would be one I’d like to see .
Nobody should ever be able to get away with this many violent crimes
1:30 Poem or not, Its the best Fum ad Ive seen t'boot. You joke and laugh O'Mister Dank, but you'll be the one this sponsor will thank. As a loving viewer of your wonderful show, this is a fact you ought to know. Thanks to the wittiness your staff was writing, this is the closest ive come to buying. So keep on with these wonderful ads, as it helps you make more for us degenerate cads.
That was dank’s best ad ever😂😂
I’m from Portsmouth and the way you pronounce ‘Havant’ and ‘Leigh park’ cracks me up 😂
Makes Havant sound like a spot on the Riviera !.
Yeahhhh looking for this comment. HAV ANT is deffo worth a visit- it’s got the ‘big 3’ IE the colonel the clown and the king!
That ad read is the only add read I haven't skipped in years
Somehow all the dystopian mid roll ads I’m forced to watch are more disturbing than this mad lad
This wasn’t the commercial we deserved it’s the commercial that we all needed.
another day, another madlad
May the Algorithm Gods bless this video.
As a descendant of Scottish fore bearers in America, I can heartily concur with you assessment. Wrath and gluttony are it!
Do you know what’s terrifying with that closing statement is that Dankula never mentioned about Peter’s *other* temptations with animals.
Tobin is one of the most sadistic individual I’ve read up on. Saw a documentary on the lead investigator in one of the cases about him. The man is an absolute danger to everyone. 100% he a lot more people than he was convicted for, absolute vile individual
As dark as it may be, he should have been left to the victims parents.
The next time you break from playing the bagpipe and participating in consensual public combat I got a free one: Quannah Parker, last war chief of the Comanche in the southwest us. Cynthia Ann Parker was his mother and was kidnapped from Scott-Irish immigrants as a child, his dad was a war chief. A mad lad and a Scott
"With today's sponsor-"
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You should watch this one.
You should
Imagine watching all the bogstandard ads only to miss out on the one hilariously funny ad.
"Sucking on hardwood" -Dank2024
Ublock origin + sponsorblock
A mad ad with a mad lad… nice
"His ashes were scattered at sea"
Pity he didn't live to see the first ones being tossed overboard.
So long as you get the heat right and cool the upper half at the lungs, it would be completely doable. Especially with some better (very short) living through chemistry.
the ending where he gets serious has to be my favorite part, also PUNSIHED PETE LMAO
Disappeared faster than a blarck fatha! Based.
I can't believe Dankula could have done such heinous actions. The descriptions of "A Scottish man" is a dead giveaway
That's not even slightly cool given the context.
Blessed staff with that off camera laughter during the ad.
This Tobin had a really tough time in The Great North
Johnstones greatest celebrity up the JYT
that black father line is wild
not a poem, a medieval limerick without music.... .. . .. ...
Thats gotta be one of the funniest ad reads ive ever seen, i cant believe the sponsors were okay with that 😂
My Scottish brethren
Why is this a mad lads?
Bacause he was mad, and also a lad.
"ted macbundy" is wild 😂😂😂
I'm so glad you said 'literally 1984' and not just '1984' otherwise I would not have known you meant '1984'. I might have thought that by '1984' you meant '1972' or some other entirely different year.
I don’t understand why you would make this? He doesn’t seem worthy of the title of Mad Lad
Cudos to police, managing investigating the case at all inbetween all the hate crime cases 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
Here's a suggestion.
WW2 mad lad:
Jean de Selys Longchamps.
Only 2 views in 10 sec. Dankula fell off fr
Overused comment
Plesse be quiet. That joke served it's purpose and now isn't funny anymore.
Using a dead meme? Your comments fell off
Sorry I was 3 minutes late. I was finishing up Tik's video.
@@mcdj99 potentially. But I was here first
Seeing the title of this vid gave me a little shock. I went to high school with Peter Tobin! ...in the late 90's ...in Seattle, WA. Probably not the same Peter Tobin, but still, I gotta watch this vid for that coincidence alone.
All those Red Rings heading for Scotland, I would buy that Comicbook.
Tobin, definitely had a spice weasel... BAM!!! 4:37
Best advert ever! It almost makes me want to start smoking again so I could quit again and use one!
best ad ever, i never watch the ads, but now i watched the whole thing, your reaction is mint
that poem was amazing thoroughly enjoyed it
Can we take a moment to appreciate the random Coke can on the top right hand-hand corner of Dankula's set?
“Soft gentle ginger fella”, now I know that’s right 🙂↕️
Thanks for now making my terrible Mondays, no longer feel like Mondays. Keep it going bruh
Loved the poem advertisment integration. 🤣🤣
“laughter of the liberated masses” took me the fuck out 😂
Great video as always ❤