It’s funny how he calls his hands greasy instead of sweaty. Greasy sounds worse than sweaty imo. Greasy makes it sound like he slathered a bunch of Vaseline on his hands before playing.
Maybe I'm just a gross sweaty guy like jerma, but the sweat that accumulates on your hand/controller is in a different class than regular sweat. It just hits different.
Actually a lot of people don't know this, but if you hold your finger down on a gamecube disc while its in the console, it slows the game down. Like how it slows down a vinyl record that plays on a record player. That's how Jeremy slowed down Monkey ball, and why he had 2 play with one hand. The save states were edited in later to make us feel better. He actually beat every level first try
I love that Jerma had to stop and laugh while playing the Simpsons Hit and Run because someone in chat said it made them bite their controller, and while playing Super Monkey Ball he says he's gonna put his controller in a soup and eat it. Really shows his progression with rage games.
Unironically jerma is way more chill than most streamers, his "rage" is either being quiet or speaking on a heavier tone, a lot of streamers punch something or scream super loudly
Jeremy, I would like to inform you that there are many different articles of clothing and accessories that one can use to carry coinage, and one does not have to resort to concealing said coinage in a quote unquote "saggy diaper". Sincerely, Concerned Chat Member
Jerma's chat verbally abused him to the point that it ruined Outer Wilds, half the stream was in emote only because the prospect of a person playing the game at their own speed and figuring things out instead of instantly speedrunning it was too much for them to handle :(
23:46 You know something that I find funny about all this? Super Monkey Ball: Banana Mania has Infinite Lives, AND gives you a slow mode button, if you play in assist mode. Banana Mania is "Jerma Mode" for the classic 3 Monkey Ball games.
@@toriitoraa It's alright if you have it on PC and take the time to fix the control issues, and add in mods... Still generally prefer playing the GCN versions though.
0:33 This is my oneguy moment!!! I'm a huge monkey ball fan and expert 7 is notoriously extremely difficult, I would probably have worded my message a bit nicer if I knew Jerma would read it out hahaha
can't wait for this to be the next "I BEAT DARK SOULS ON STREAM" "I AM A GAMER CHAT - NO, NO I HAVE MY GAMERS LICENSE! I BEAT SUPER MONKEY BALL ON STREAM!! ON THE DAVE CUBE AT THAT!"
everyone that sees this spam Flintstones bowling for jerma to find that "mario sledding" game he wants. its amazing and pretty much exactly what he is looking for
I actually hated that game as a kid it made my loins ache because I wanted to go fast but the characters would go at like 2mph. If I were to replay it I'd probably run it at 2x emulation speed
@@JacobKinsley and you don't think that will happen in Jermas stream lol, i was really young back then so I don't remember the speed just it being like mario sledding
Jerma straight up ignores the monkey weight system and just suffers, it's like watching someone beat a game without realizing they can use the W key to move forwards
16:40 The demigod jeremy is driving down a road, suddenly he sees a cliff in directly front of him. Realizing his life is in danger, he springs to action with his time slow powers. Seconds stretch to minutes while he focuses deeply on the road in front of him. As his front wheel approaches the edge of the cliff, he slams the brake. The tires screech and it continues past the end of the road; both jeremy and the car enter freefall. "how could this happen?" he asked "my reaction time was perfect." Jeremy Elbertson's body was found in 3 pieces, his final moments were spent laughing at the inevitable car crash. Learn physics kids, it takes time to decelerate a moving body to zero velocity
very vivid memories from the intro. Zathura was the only movie I ever rented from blockbuster, and it went out of business before I returned it. my DVD now stupid movie renting people :))
I know he's playing on an emu bc save states..but I'd assume he isn't using a gamecube controller? it's like a billion times harder without that controller bc of the analog stick lol
@@patifuso7562 you dont understand he is reaching the next stage in human evolution. He should be upping his dosage of jerma not decreasing it. Soon he will have reached a state of mind where ALL is Jerma.
Jerma watching a TAS speedrun: "This guy's good!"
Mr Tas and his thousands of speedrun world records
Jerma watching a tool assisted speedrun: That's what I'm doing right here man I'm doing that already!
It the Tasmanian Devil after all 💀💀
“You’re telling me the tazmanian devil did this???”
@@JacobKinsley ll lllm mn
"I came here for Monkey Ball not Monkey Bitch" that is my favorite chat message ever.
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timestamp?
@@glennfield your father
@@glennfield 13:28
*BAN THAT GUY*
If I saw a grown man walk into a arcade with a loaded diaper I’d probably call the cops
Especially if it was jerma "Jeremy" elbertson
Fuck five O
Löded Diper
Loaded with shit or weaponry? Or both? Regardless, all options are equally terrifying
@@lockerbuddy2039 both, of course
The "uh oh stinky" tutorial at 17:14 will still remain one of my favorite one guy moments of all time
biggest blunder of 2020 awards was its absence from best one guy moments
@@ultravires2335 Absolutely ROBBED
He got baited SO HARD
Hey guys, is Stave Date from the Monkey Ball Forums...
legit my favourite thing that's ever happened to jerma
It’s funny how he calls his hands greasy instead of sweaty. Greasy sounds worse than sweaty imo. Greasy makes it sound like he slathered a bunch of Vaseline on his hands before playing.
He uses the Vaseline to zerk off.
hair is greasy don't touch your hair.
When jerma says he’s greasy I imagine he devoured his whole McDonald’s order in like 2 minutes and then started stream. What a psycho.
He ate a bunch of lays and licked his fingers before playing
Maybe I'm just a gross sweaty guy like jerma, but the sweat that accumulates on your hand/controller is in a different class than regular sweat. It just hits different.
I am genuinely concerned about what jerma would be up to if he didnt become a streamer
@Gray Man 🅥 Quiet down.
@one of one you too
pro monkey baller
I don't think there's a single career that would fit Jerma besides streaming
@@randomstuffprod. Clown
"I'm gonna need 4 guys to come into the arcade with me, all with full daipers" - Jerma985 2020
The fact that he mutes the audio at 19:35 implies he was reaching simpsons hit and run levels of gamer rage
Actually a lot of people don't know this, but if you hold your finger down on a gamecube disc while its in the console, it slows the game down. Like how it slows down a vinyl record that plays on a record player. That's how Jeremy slowed down Monkey ball, and why he had 2 play with one hand.
The save states were edited in later to make us feel better. He actually beat every level first try
That's actually awesome, let me try tha- *crunch*
I love that Jerma had to stop and laugh while playing the Simpsons Hit and Run because someone in chat said it made them bite their controller, and while playing Super Monkey Ball he says he's gonna put his controller in a soup and eat it. Really shows his progression with rage games.
Unironically jerma is way more chill than most streamers, his "rage" is either being quiet or speaking on a heavier tone, a lot of streamers punch something or scream super loudly
@@pedrox2006 not as chill as xqc though
yo i love drums and wires
Jeremy,
I would like to inform you that there are many different articles of clothing and accessories that one can use to carry coinage, and one does not have to resort to concealing said coinage in a quote unquote "saggy diaper".
Sincerely,
Concerned Chat Member
Someone had to say it
he probably goes to mcdonalds with a diaper and just shoves like 4 mcchickens in there and leaves
He looks so innocent yet he can crush your skull like a grape
Jerma’s looks are deceiving
with his dump-truck or his many deadly weapons?
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@@chainsawbussyfuck his freakishly large hands
you are scaring me
There has never been a chat that is so supportive of a streamer but also yells at him to give up repeatedly like Jerma’s
They know how much he's motivated by spite
@@PaintraSeaPea choaking on the spite
Jerma's chat is one of the most toxic on Twitch
@@largelump3613 lovingly toxic
Jerma's chat verbally abused him to the point that it ruined Outer Wilds, half the stream was in emote only because the prospect of a person playing the game at their own speed and figuring things out instead of instantly speedrunning it was too much for them to handle :(
This is the game that made my GameCube have a huge amount of paint missing because I kept eating it
You got hangry
This but with Mario
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@@StrictlyDeft Mario sunshine isn't that difficult I 100%ed it with a touchscreen
@@JacobKinsley That's cuz you have monkey hands, you absolute fork.
"You'll NEVER beat this" says FOOLISH chat member SECONDS before Jerma performs BEST RUN of his career
Finally a thumbnail that accurately depicts the loss of sanity and hope that Jerma's streams cause
I've never seen a man cheat so hard yet still fail so many times.
You wanted jerma to stream a game that requires a lot of quick reactions and delicate movements.
The dude doesn’t know how to swim
@Gray Man 🅥 no it isn't
He suffers from old age.
Neither do I
Senator Dave State really delivered on his promise to carry the stream. I’m voting to re-elect if he ever decides to run again
Senator Dave State voted in favor of the 40 billion dollar Ukraine aid bill
@@AdamKlownzinger I'm so proud of him.
Good to see he's moving on from killing orphans to killing the economy.
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@@snkybrki Murder is ALWAYS the option! Vote now!
Stave Date isn't the hero we deserve, he's the hero we need.
23:46 You know something that I find funny about all this?
Super Monkey Ball: Banana Mania has Infinite Lives, AND gives you a slow mode button, if you play in assist mode. Banana Mania is "Jerma Mode" for the classic 3 Monkey Ball games.
but the game sucks :)
@@toriitoraa It's alright if you have it on PC and take the time to fix the control issues, and add in mods...
Still generally prefer playing the GCN versions though.
I'll just go play SMB romhacks instead LOL
@@toriitoraa
"I don't like the game so it sucks"
Good lord people like you are freaking obnoxious.
this is why banana mania is a bad game
I like to imagine that there is no chat and he's just talking to himself
the stave date oneguy moment is easily my favourite ever oneguy moment. amazing turnaround on getting that video uploaded and getting it to jerma
Its so good in so many different ways
Jerma really adds a whole new meaning to save scumming. There is now a new kind called Jerm Saving.
Dave Stating
I forget when this was streamed, but I remember crying of laughter when he save stated on the edge and couldn't fix it
I am shocked no one told him that baby was lighter. Watching him struggle on those high beams with the heaviest character was brutal.
people in chat very much did tell him, he just didn't listen
@@ashknight6696 big streamer struggles
monkey ball fanatic here, in the first gamecube game the monkeys did not have stat differences, until Banana Blitz (2006) (the wii game)
Not true, the video said he needed to pick the Stinky Monkey and he didn't
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"Listen, If I ejected you from a space ship... You're probably fucking dead!"
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Legit I thought "level 7" was the 7th level in the first world, I was like "people are not fucking around when they say this is a hard game"
PSYCHO streamer tries to KILL innocent MONKEY
CRAZED streamer repeatedly sends CAGED ANIMAL spiraling to its DEATH, LAUGHS at its INFINITE DEMISE
jerma elon musk arc
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This 30 minute highlight contained a total of like 5 levels
I was hoping for a “BAN THAT GUY” whenever he beat the level
0:33 This is my oneguy moment!!! I'm a huge monkey ball fan and expert 7 is notoriously extremely difficult, I would probably have worded my message a bit nicer if I knew Jerma would read it out hahaha
it was my exact thought at the time so i'm glad SOMEBODY said it
Whenever Jerma mutes a game, you know someone is about to be put in the meat grinder.
ok but stave date from the speedrunning forums is probably top 1 guy moment of all time imo
Stave Date. Jerma didnt even hear his name first time around. So good
The way these videos are edited so that it cuts from genuine commentary in one clip to a clip of him pulling a psychotic bit is just perfect
Watch the new Ster second channel video.
>Ster shat his pants
Watch the new Jerma second channel video.
>Jerma talks about wearing a diaper
Jerma becoming slowly more deranged over SMB is beautiful
Super Mario Bros is p tough
Jerma has the PAL version of the game which has save states and slow mode
Jerma's 985 save states
well, you know what they say. when you're at rock bottom, the only way to go is even further down
holy shit the zathura intro just unlocked so many memories for me
i was drinking water when the "stinky monkey" part came up, I thought my day had come
Streamer Manipulates Time And Space, Sacrifices Thousands of DaveCubes to Clear Monkey Ball Levels With Sub-Optimal Monkeys
Jerma thinking that guy fell off on accident is the funniest thing about this video
I was trying to sleep but 24:05 woke me up instantly
"you got a big wake from such a little nap"
3:35
feel good(Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca.)
feel good
Nice.
This is like watching my dementia ridden grandfather play portal 2
24:05 THAT IS A FUCKING TERRIFYING SPONGEBOB IMPRESSION
Isn’t this the guy who chopped up his controller and put it in a stew
can't wait for this to be the next "I BEAT DARK SOULS ON STREAM"
"I AM A GAMER CHAT - NO, NO I HAVE MY GAMERS LICENSE! I BEAT SUPER MONKEY BALL ON STREAM!! ON THE DAVE CUBE AT THAT!"
everyone that sees this spam Flintstones bowling for jerma to find that "mario sledding" game he wants. its amazing and pretty much exactly what he is looking for
I actually hated that game as a kid it made my loins ache because I wanted to go fast but the characters would go at like 2mph. If I were to replay it I'd probably run it at 2x emulation speed
@@JacobKinsley and you don't think that will happen in Jermas stream lol, i was really young back then so I don't remember the speed just it being like mario sledding
@@100GamesofDeath It is like mario sledding but the pacing is more like a tutorial for temple run
@@JacobKinsley now i want to see the game in 5x speed though
Jerma straight up ignores the monkey weight system and just suffers, it's like watching someone beat a game without realizing they can use the W key to move forwards
MONKEY WEIGHT SYSTEM
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Don't EVER say Monkey Weight System ever again. That's a banished phrase
@@lockerbuddy2039 sorry bro but that's how real life works
Pounds, stone, kilograms, all fake. You're either man, woman, baby, or gigachad weight
Not in this version of the game.
Jerma picking the most difficult monkey to control doesn’t surprise me
That Zathura intro really gave me a massive nostalgia kick
I'd love to know how this came up in game dev as a concept.
It's basically a successor to Marble Mania games which have been around forever
"Put a primate in a sphere"
"Good enough. Here's $5,000,000, please create the crafty chimpanzee compacted within a circle game."
this game has existed since before video games
@@LieseFury kek
we... we love our boy, but.. he's so taterbrained
Im glad he did another episode im very invested in this series
6:11 This is some nightmare shit for the poor monkey
Jerma isn’t bad at Monkey Balls the balls are bad at Jerma
“I won. And I only had to cheat, 4-500 times.” Yeah, still better than some people ngl.
He just wouldnt stop talking about diapers
So sad Jerma got arrested by the internet police 😔
I feel safer now that he’s finally off the streets.
Wait till he hears about Super Monkey Ball 2
Jermas absolute focus In completing SOME of super monkey ball. It’s really funny.
INSANE streamer admits to wearing COIN DIAPERS to local arcade!!
3:35 feel good inc. laugh
can someone check if jermas still breathing, i think he might of "choked" to death
Expecting this video to be this one level
I really want to see him play SMB2 now. I can't wait for Arthropod
I used to play monkey ball on an arcade machine with one of those track balls at kids quest when I was little
16:40 The demigod jeremy is driving down a road, suddenly he sees a cliff in directly front of him. Realizing his life is in danger, he springs to action with his time slow powers. Seconds stretch to minutes while he focuses deeply on the road in front of him. As his front wheel approaches the edge of the cliff, he slams the brake. The tires screech and it continues past the end of the road; both jeremy and the car enter freefall. "how could this happen?" he asked "my reaction time was perfect."
Jeremy Elbertson's body was found in 3 pieces, his final moments were spent laughing at the inevitable car crash.
Learn physics kids, it takes time to decelerate a moving body to zero velocity
love the zathura intro clip, brings me back
very vivid memories from the intro. Zathura was the only movie I ever rented from blockbuster, and it went out of business before I returned it. my DVD now stupid movie renting people :))
Jerma, are you moving the monkey or the map? that's the question
One guy moment saves the day
this is my favorite thumbnail ever i love this thumbnail
dormammu I've come to bargain
That fake tutorial was perfect
this brings back strong memories
Save-state streamer
985gecs??
Three. Three. Three. Thre-. Thre-. Th-. Th-. Th-. Th-. Th-.
Dave State's savestategate
oh yeah i read about that on the bob loblaw law blog
why did i absolutely lose it when he sped it up
TWO UPLOADS IN 24HRS!!!!!
i literally cant watch this video because the sounds sound exactly like my dog barking and it triggers something within me i just cant
fell asleep watching this and woke up in a pool of piss
24:05 best part of the entire video
His f1 key is in shambles
0:01 big league chew!!
I know he's playing on an emu bc save states..but I'd assume he isn't using a gamecube controller? it's like a billion times harder without that controller bc of the analog stick lol
Who’s gonna break it to him that the master levels exist?
Is it just me or does anyone else see at 0:44 jerma pogging in the tree texture?
You should stop watching anything related to Jerma for a month or two, that is not normal
Delusional Andy
@@patifuso7562 you dont understand he is reaching the next stage in human evolution. He should be upping his dosage of jerma not decreasing it. Soon he will have reached a state of mind where ALL is Jerma.
20:39 i thought that was just a weird bit until i looked at the timer
The title makes me think Jerma just thinks he edits videos for someone named Jerma at this point.
Still not as bad as his OMEGALUL dama meltdown.
emulation andy
high art
So... Who's gonna tell him that there's 10 master stages if you beat expert without dying?