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He's weirdly friendly and aggressive at the same time
You've never had a coke head friend huh?
😂😂😂😂
Welcome to cocaine and alcohol 😂
He’s trying to see if guy is friend or foe. But EVERYONE wants to be interview, to show themselves off.
He's surprisingly reasonable
When you're gangsta but momma raised you to be polite
Oh, shiz. I 😂😂😂😂💀
The best comment 😅
Yeah… such a gentleman 🙄
CHAPPPPPPYYYYYYY Mf
AHEKWHEAKHEWKJE
“Why are they acting like that”
“They are drinking a mixture of gin and cocaine”
“Oh gotcha”
exactly my thoughts
That does explain a lot.
Yea they tripping
Typical London behaviour
😂😂😂
I love how the levels of anger and invitation are so quick, back to back.
When you're filming something, you must tell the viewers you got it all on camera
The friendliest, unfriendliest guy I've ever seen.
No, he is unfriendliest friendliest guy
Cocaine
I'm surprised bro could even see him with that mask covering half of his eyes 😂😂😂@@lokeshkumar-dq7yl
Lol
Why is his mask so crooked?😂😅😊like the lynch mob in Django 😂😅😊
When you walk into an enemy camp but you have max charisma
😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 Edit: nah 1k for just laughing? I love you guys thank you 🤣🤣🤣🤣
👌 😂
Lmaooo
I’m just glad you didn’t say rizz 😂😂😂
This is so accurate
“Oh ok, come” has to be the most spontaneous energy shift I ever heard 😂
My man told the pirates “don’t be scared” 😂😂😂😂I can’t
😂😂😂😂
I'm not scared!
Lol😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
And his voice crack while saying "Im not scared 😮😢" 😂😂😂
Talk about projecting.😄
Imagine saying “Don’t be scared” to a group of coked-up, drunk, machete-wielding pirates
This is when you have the wrong choice of word. 😂 He meant “threatened “
He's got an AK-47 and you re worried about the machete !?
@@kabobobo1995Honestly yea Id take a bullet over getting hacked up anyday
That's a challenge more than anything!
@@1997LT1Camaro I agree, They were probably worried about their anonymity, security, etc.
Bro doesn't have passive aggression, he has aggressive passion
Very interesting comment.
Best comment I've read this month
lol
😂
Ayo this is wild😂😂😂😂
Telling someone with assault rifles not to be scared is the funniest i ever heard on social media.
Yes you right 😂
Wheres the assault rifle?
"I got it all on camera"
Famous last words.
The camera man always survives
Bruh said “come inside”, then went inside and was still outside.
“Sorry for the mess”
The mess: 🍃🌱🌸🍉🍌
It's the twilight zone.
That's what gin and cocaine will do to a person...
I think I laughed at this harder than I was supposed to 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
This man is aggressively respectful.
Somehow better then most People that own guns with Self control, especially while on a real Drug.
Legit. Mixed signals much lol
That’s the gin and coke brotha
@@marekbrodowski7225 wow too far man
@@Ur_Local_Troll
No one on this thread with that user name unless they deleted the message 🤔.
You must frighten them away
He has thr best manners & the scariest demeanor. He was raised by a good mother!
"What's with the gin and cocaine buddy?"
"Oh that?, to ward off bad spirits bro."
"Ah yeah gotcha."
The most threatening yet strangely polite pirate ever
Passive aggression
He was strangely polite throughout the interview and was clearly an educated person. Him and the rest if the people turned to this life because their family and vilages starve cause of corrupt govenrment
@@peoplebro_1294someone said British? 👀
Maybe because this whole clip was staged like everything else ? 🤔 I bet they were all friendly and buddies before the recording !
@@bellswhistles-2083 bro how is that staged? That is a documentary
He's the type of guy who'd say:
"I am not your friend, my friend"
Unnatural Aggressiveness ✅
😂😂😂😂
that's what I was thinking 😂
😂
I'm not your friend, pal
"Come inside we talk in here" literally is still outside 😂
He's a walking contradiction, aggressive yet polite, a true enigma.
Bro was so aggressive and chill at the same time I’m absolutely flabbergasted
It seems a gin and cocaine cocktail will do that to you
Don’t make fun of my friends. Guys aren’t allowed to have fun anymore?
Cocaine
It’s the gin n coce
They can go from 0 to 100 in actions and understanding the main problem is the machete.
The pirate is geeked and drunk at the same time. He definitely will want to talk
Give it an hour, they'll be chain smoking cigs and talking about how they're best friends for life, while they take turns peeking out the front door. Or, the 'tent flap', or whatever.
In 25 minutes, they will try to start a business together, lol.
🤣🤣🤣
@@invisiblejay7573 🤣😂truth
@@zakwu-tangthegoat6175 😂
The way he hits the building It’s like he’s been going to angry management and it trying so hard not to hit you
THIS is real journalism
He's probably the most polite African pirate , he also greeted him by swinging a machete.
Lmao underated comment 💀💀💀
He greed use the money
@@tashabrown3537 And the Gin n' Coke😂😂
A very typical somaly greeting, they have masks because sometimes they fail and cut their faces.
Or maybe they're shy.
Cameraman should have been dead.
bro’s got about 4% visibility outta that thing
But he prolly accurate with killing 😂
That's why he missed
😂😂
😂 LMAO
@@user-tf8cj4bu7p😭😭😭
"you want to talk to me, HOW!"
THIS is how im answering "i want to talk" from now on
😂😂😂😂
when you wanna act tough and scary but still have grandma cooking for you:
"YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME HOW?" the pirate asked calmly.
Like Bugs Bunny;
“Eeeh. What’s up doc?”
DID YOU PUT YOUR RESUME INTO THE CAPTAIN'S DROP BOX??
ohhhh....you just want to ask questions? Come in and make yourself comfortable Sir. Don't worry about me....I'm just on a gin and cocaine bender....
Dumbledore reference?
🤔Hmm
His behavior is literally 50% gin and 50% Cocaine 😂
😂😂😂
Why are you laughing 😅😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahah
💯
@@ismailmalta6361because its funny af to see someone even in some far 3rd world country act so similarily to the way me or you could act while on cocaine and gin.
Proof camera man never dies:
Honestly, tho, I love the idea of normalizing politely asking questions. No judgment, pure curiosity. That notion, i feel, will save the world.
I like that he legitimately called him "my friend" while swinging a machete at him.
“My Friend” doesn’t mean the American “friend” in that context. He’s essentially saying the n word pretty much
Must be that Gin / Cocaine paradox.
@@namensanderung923fucking pirates. Wish we had the same ruling as in the old ages having real fire power on cargo ships, even a couple rockets would ward them off
@#Habeckmussweg what happened to you 😮
as a ghanian, I would like to clarify africans saying "my friend" is just them referring to you, not like they like you or anyrhing
"What's your mission, my friend?" Bro is a real life NPC.
I can confirm, we claim him as one of us.
One of us.
Yeah but his side quest is pretty interesting, better than just a walking npc
With all the gin and cocaine they prob follow about as well as an NPC too, getting stuck on everything 🤣
Bro he’s probably experienced more life than you ever will with ur internet brain
@@B01I'm just picturing him continuously walking into a tree 🤣
They be doing too much. They prolly laugh at each other after he left 😂
“Don’t be scared about me” bros insane😭🙏
The balls it takes to tell someone with a gun and machete to not be scared
You're forgetting the scariest part. They're all coked out of their minds.
That was a result of english being his second language. And it nearly got him killed.
He sounds Russian so yea he’s probably seen worse.
😂😂😂
glad you never been in a tuff situation before sometimes you have to talk you way out
“Don’t be scared.”
“I’m not scared.”
“I was talking to me.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂 u r the best
Lol fantastic.
😂😅
😂😂
Lol
They are the most friendliest pirates I've ever seen 😂
"Are you trying to get us killed?"
"No"
"Okay, Dinner is ready soon. Come and eat my friend"
When he said, “I’m not scared”, I’ve never believed someone more in my entire life.
XD
Says he is not scared.... but drinks a cocktail of gin and cocaine to ward off bad SPIRITS.😂😂😂
Why would they they got blicks and machetes
you see, i thought the opposite...
He is terrified.
journalist : "dont be scared"
pirates : "im not scared"
journalist : "im talking to myself"
I was talking to Chuck Norris. He barely can handle microphone around you.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This comment is underrated.
@@CK-jd7wo-test4Real
He is a french teacher actually
I actually been in these creeks, when these guys aren't being pirates they're pretty cool and hella generous to the community 😂
“What is your mission here, my friend?”
*violently swings machete*
“Come inside” walks you under a fallen branch.
“Welcome inside” 😂😂
😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh.... u made me laugh so hard.😂
That’s inside a shrine. I’m Nigerian, so I know. And they are not pirates, they are called “militants” over here. Their movement is against the exploration of oil from their communities without compensation after they lose their farmlands, and fishing rivers (their livelihoods) as a result of oil spillage, yet they’re ignored by the government and the foreign companies that continue to drill with impunity.
Note: I’m not in support of kidnappings, vandalism and murder that has resulted as a consequence of picking up arms. Peace✌🏽
@@SherlockHolmes-eh8imif you use a gun to steal a boat, you are a pirate
"What is your mission here, my friend?" the pirate asked calmly.
why did you do this Harry, Dumbledore asked calmly
this comment literally made my night haha
I liked the fact that his eyeholes were different sizes and nowhere near his eyes, daringly.
And the crucifix around his neck !?! to magnify the ju ju of the cocktail of moonshine and cocaine presumably?
Like an rpg game
Atleast he treated him like a friend i guess😂
"How?? Questions?? As in??" The most friendly and aggressive questioning from him🤣
The cameraman has the balls to tell a gangsta holding a machete and a gun "don't be scared."
Aggressively spiritually cleansing him before going in was a perfect cherry on top😂
"Warding off bad spirits" - so the evil spirits won't spoil his piratery and prevent him from killing people ?
@@user-cx1gc8pd4i so what were they doing lol
@@user-cx1gc8pd4iamericans do the same we just can afford to subsidize them and dress them up n fancy uniforms and overthrow governments that nationalize resources
The journalist is a manipulator, he takes us for idiots. He asked the pseudo rebel to play the game of aggression to feed his report🤦🏽♂️🤬
@@user-cx1gc8pd4ienergy is neither evil or good. Its what we choose to do with it.
Bro went from swinging a machete to “ok come” within less than a second
-Courtesy of Gin & Coke
had to test him real quick
Gin and coke got a whole different meaning here 😂😂😂nice one
😅😂😂😂😂
I be like pour me a shot man
He wasn’t a bad spirit so he lived ❤️
“Talk to me before I aaahh” 😭😭
That guy was aggressive, inviting and then aggressively inviting all in the same setting.
Mom: why don't you go play with your cousin for now.
My cousin:
😂😂😂
😹😹😹
😂😂😂
😂😂
🤣💀🤣
Man I didn't realise how accurate the pirates were in farcry 3
Frrr. He sounds like Dennis btw😂
Gold😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine this dude was like the average pirate. Now imagine what their version of Vaas would be like.
@@Baronnax pirate mafias
I commented then saw this and was glad someone else saw and heard what I did
The cocktail ironically brings bad spirits lol
Legend has it he still wants to ask questions.
Dude really said "don't be scared" to a guy pointing a gun at him.
fr why would you imply one of these dudes is scared. Basically asking for him to shoot you out of insecurity.
@@callanc3925 He was nervous. Probably wanted to say angry
@@adnanmahmudshohan4951 No, that's because of their "cocktail" of alco and Cocaine. It's making them crazy and really nervous.
@@callanc3925
The narrator said that they drink a concoction of gin and coke.
The pirate was probably high off his balls.
@@LEO_M1 Yeah a clearly violent person high on coke and drunk is the last person you should call scared
Bro told them not to be scared 💀
Reverse psychology I guess.
Balls of steel
@@tristizzybro reversing what? Lmao
I would have punish him for saying dont be scared
@@muxamedadam2240 you are not that guy💀
Don't be scared is hella funny!!!😂😂😂
Bro he aimed that AK at him completely upside down 😂
Bro is more polite than 80% of the customers I serve
hehe
Просто он другой работы не нашёл. А так человек хороший)))
Ahahah
You must be from either Chicago or Detroit. I mean the bad parts of the cities.
😭😭😭
If "I am not your friend, my friend" was a person.
Underrated 😂
"I'm not your friend buddy"
- a Canadian
Salvador saan, only OG's know who he is ... Hint: he's a pirate too
You are not my friend, you are my brother, my friend (c) Papito
@@mpowe123I am not your buddy ger
They forced me into rehab, but it appears I actually was in the middle of spiritual warfare
The word questions calms him down lol.
Bro went from
“YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME *HOW* !? “ to “come inside 😊”
AS IN?? Police or TV?! 😅😅😅
I didn't see that "to" the first time I read it
bipolar coke addicts be like
This is how kids who build a fort in the woods imagine themselves. 😂
"Come through the bush to this room! Ghosts can't come in here!" 😂
@@tehmarok u wouldnt say that if u were there😂😅😂
Dude really said "my friend" and proceeded to swing a machete at the man
That's why I don't have any friends 😆👌
@@ronboerste1813 😂
Warning
That was hilarious... As dope.....
My biggest red flag is when a stranger comes up to me saying "Hey! my friend, my friend! come, come!"
Trespasser passed the vibe check
Cocaine: “talk to me before I…”
Gin: “come inside”
"what is your mission here MY FRIEND?"
*swings machete*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This was quite disturbing to me in far foreign countries. Complete strangers calling me friend while trying to rip me off and block my way
Lol
in nigeria, and most other african countries, my friend is just a generic term and means “you”
It got me laughing 🤣
Camera guy never dies
Actually it was the gang that posted this video
@Expose Evil no it was not the gang lol ,that interviewer was an professor from the US University
@@aashishkc4078 I was just joking.
@@aashishkc4078The joke clearly went over your head.
@@YoSxl3ently joke wasn’t that funny, matter of fact it wasn’t funny at all
Real good journalists are so courageous... they are taking risks
"a cocktail of gin and cocaine" now i understand
"YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME, HOW?"
"just a few questions"
"ok come"
😂
TALK TO ME BEFORE I (swings machete at cameraman) -
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Narrator: "The pirate drink a cocktail of gin and cocaine"
LoL 😂😂🤣😂 "you want to talk to me, how?" 😂😂 LoL what do you mean how? the same way he was talking to you.. lol he's not gonna use his hands when you agree to talk
Rule #1. Never approache a man drinking gin and cocaine with a machete and an AK-47.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 rule #2…. Refer to rule number 1😂
I wouldn’t dare approach someone that’s acting like this, it is scary situation.
going back is not that easy bro, because it has entered the tiger cage
My grandma taught me that
Thanx for the tip.
When Camera man meets Nigeria man.
Come inside 😂 it's a grass curtain OUTSIDE 😂😂
The most friendly hostile encounter I’ve ever witnessed
Really well stay away from a se of peole who for many years have been disrespected by all races and dont overstand politics
Oddly enough, a lot of drug fueled encounters go this way 😂. Damn near gives you a heart attack when crackhead Jimmy's swinging around some iron talking about spirits!
For real. A rollercoaster of emotions in seconds. I bet their parties are bonkers.
@@lmdirkdiggler7170 I have had too many encounters like this at the gas stations in Kansas City where the dude is actually just wanting to wash your car's windows and he's swinging around the squeegee like that dude is the machete hahaha
Okay come 😂😂😂😂
“What is your mission here my friend😡😡😡”
“I just want to talk”
“Oh ok😁😁😁😁”
about what 😡
@@Skyo.o proceeds to drink 50g of coke and a large shot glass of gin.
"please come inside"
I have it on camera.
loops
That is the exact attitude I’d expect from a Gin and Coke connoisseur.
Jim nooo! Don't drink that!😂
I like how the pirate went from hyper aggressive to "okay come" in just a few seconds. Dude really did have his speech levelled up to 100 😂
He’s black they not smart
Yeah constant supply of cocaine does that
It's the gin and cocaine. Cocaine elevates emotions, since he already has explosive aggression its only exasperated. Only reason dude isnt dead where he stands is probably because the gin is doing what it does and keeping him leveled
Then he smacked his house 💀
Probably bc of the Gin and Cocaine cocktail
"Don't be scared" said the guy to the man with the gun
Ya but he acting scared and nervous so that’s why he said that
Why man Hold a gun? Fear...
You know cameraman immune on anything as long the recording right. Its literally their passive and not nerf yet. I hope they nerf him on next patch
Then tell dude win the gun to calm down😂🤣
@story2474 cocaine, jin , and living in the jungle will do that too you
Bro remembered that cameraman never dies
With friends like him, you don't need enemies at all.
This guy had the balls to say "dont be scared" to a guy with a ak47
😅😅
😂😂
😂
Never know if there is a Seal Team in the bushes and he is the decoy xD As a pirate I would he scared of a "tourist" who comes on his own will to your base
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“AS IN?!” Killed me 💀
What he meant by that lol
@@capibara3041 like "as in what questions???" he means like "what questions do you want to ask?" but in a very terse/mildly rude manner.
@@garstrum4401Common W
As gIN.
@@garstrum4401 bro wanted all the smoke, thx brother
Thank God the camera man never dies!
Bro is aggressively friendly.
Bro attacked his own house 💀
I mean he did just drink Gin mixed with cocaine
This absolutely real
😂😂😂😂😂
But not the intruder
@@Yankeee76and every building in hacking range apparently, including his own
Turns out all pirates ever wanted was someone who'd listen
Omfg that's hysterical 🤣 😂 😭
😂😂😂
😅😅
It ended in respect ✌
Thats because the real pirate treasure was the friends they made along the way.
Bro said "don't be scared to pirates", bro is John wick
If “Understandable, have a great day” was a person
"Ohh just a few questions? Right this way sir."
Hahaha 😆
The Cameraman never dies, unless he drop camera or shows himself
Because if they die they can’t upload video XD
Survivor bias be like:
Hajajaj
😂
😂😂😂😂😂
@@opvcky that's the paradox
I've seen this whole freaking video it's worth the watch.
Pirate - come in side. Reporter- sir we're still outside.
That man has balls of steel. He almost died twice in 30 seconds.
No he doesn’t, he’s just white that’s all. The bandit thinks the guy is from Jesus' family that's why, if that was another black man he would not have a chance to see another day
😂😂
the pirates drink a mix of gin and cocaine. okay, time to leave...
The machete man would never have harmed him. He never faced any death.
😂😂😂😂😂
“Come inside”. *still outside* lol
He went from "I'll kill you" to "let's have a drink" faster than a blink.
very pirate like if i says so myself
nice rhyme 😂
@@tsunamix004 Thanks 😁
😂😂😂
Have you ever sat at a bar with a Scotsman...?
Bro said “come inside” and then moved a leaf to take him into a different outside.
Underrated comment 😂
😂😂
U got me dying of laughter on a public toilet bruv 💀
@@vk9252 Mission accomplished
💀
When he said don't be scared the pirate knew he was his match