FLORIDA EXPLAINED
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I use this guy's music a lot: @svardd
#florida #meme #usa #slander
As a Floridian I can confirm Florida man is working on his comeback and its gonna be a big one. Ohio is temporary, Florida is forever
Rise up fellow Floridans, and let’s reclaim our title as the most fucked up place ever
@@Xerouu as a North Carolinian I support Florida in its reclaiming of the title of most fucked up place ever.
Florida man
@@camulodunon as a Floridian, thank you
Governor Desantis 🐐
As a Floridian from Saint Petersburg I can confirm that my hometown is actually one giant portal to Saint Petersburg, Russia
Floridians drive worse than Slavs somehow
Greetings from another Saint Petersburg 😳😳
@@stepanfedorov561 greetings from another
All jokes aside how is it? Thought about moving out that way.
@@Dr_Disconnect Property prices are crazy right now.
Florida is the only state that legitimately needs an explanation for simply existing
As usual the smartest comments get the least likes.
Never! I will never explain myself for why I throw gators at people!
Wyoming: *am I a joke to you?*
Aswell as Wyoming like who TF lives there
It’s where everyone wants to live
Regarding that bridge connecting the Keys, the first bridge built connecting the Keys was for RAIL! Yes, at one point in time, you were able to take a train all the way to Key West from 1912 to 1935. There was a year-round coach and sleeping car service between NYC and Key West called the Havana Special that had connecting ferry service to Havana. What stopped the trains? Much of the railroad was heavily damaged because of a Category 5 hurricane in 1935. Financially unable to rebuild the destroyed sections, it was sold to the state and a highway was built over the original bridge before said bridge was finally replaced with the current Seven Mile Bridge in 1982. The original Seven Mile Bridge remains standing as it's now part of a heritage rail trail.
Flagler was the main guy funding the rail bridge back in the day wasn't he?
good ol' henry flagler
Yo hola amigos
As a Mongolian who has never been to the Americas I can confirm that this is 100% accurate
Genghis san 😳
TELL ME HOW MANY TIMES A DAY YOU CONQUER THE LAND. IF LESS THAN 100, YOU ARE FAKE MONGOLIAN!!!
Mongoliaaaaaaa
Hungarian?
Чи монгол хэл ярь чадах уу?
The reason why theres so many florida man articles is because unlike most other states florida allows the press to publish about criminal offenses, even the petty and insane. A lot of states try to brush a lot of that stuff under the radar. If you look at conviction rates florida is really no different than the rest of the us, just more honest about whats going on. Honestly more states, countries and governments should join the trend... I bet for a fact wed see a lot of weird stuff from all over the world. I know this even because Ive heard and seen weird stuff all over.
Interesting fun fact 👍🏿
New York is more crazy then Florida so idk why people are surprise the things that happen
This needs to be shared because that would imply florida is getting a disproportionately bad rep, and people are using that to flame desantis
@@ebuslamentee5963 i dont think people are using the florida man meme to flame desantis
Florida press is simply more free than other states.
Born and raised Florida man here.
Video is mostly accurate. However, I’d like to note that people from the Miami-Dade area think their area is representative of the whole state, whereas the literal rest of the state (which is the massive majority) see the Miami-Dade area as something completely different.. which it is.
Despite everything about Florida, I think its the most beautiful US state to exist.
As a Floridian with a Cuban grandma, this is accurate.
As a Floridian who’s asked for this video tor too long, I’m finally at peace
Thank you Geopold
xD
Now I want Michigan explained
I'm from Michigan, how the fuck do you deal with Pet snatching reptiles?
@@donaldn5798 You cook em and eat em
Gator balls and cooked python are not too rare to find in the great state of Florida
@@rustymidlander05 who tf live in Michigan 💀
Florida doesn't have Disneyland. Disneyland was built in Anaheim, California in 1955. Walt Disney World is the resort you're looking for! Walt didn't get to see WDW completed as he passed in 1966, but his brother Roy O. Disney postponed his retirement so he could finish the job for his younger brother. Walt Disney World opened on October 1st, 1971 and Roy would die two months later at age 78. He really said, "I finally rest, and watch the Sun rise on a grateful universe."
Although Walt wanted Epcot to be a future city, without Walt to lead the way, they determined that wasn't possible so instead, they turned the concept into a permanent World Expo with half about technological innovation and the other half about international culture (but really for drinking around the world)
Thank you for informing everyone about this Kim Jong Un
Thank you supreme leader. Can I have some food? 🥹
@@thegasman_3651 The supreme leader does not need food! He survives purely on the energy of the universe and a single drop of dew!
My great grandfather was from Florida. At age 17 he ran away, joined the Navy, and fought on D-Day.
He would rather risk his life than live in Florida.
So it wasn’t bravery you’re saying just a dissatisfaction and dislike to where he’s from strong enough to make him fight? Seems like a bad way to describe the veterans. Why try to improve an area when you can flee.
@@ComeAlongKay I'm making a crude joke lol. I never met him idk his reasons
You sound like a beta compared to your Gpa
@@ComeAlongKaywhy don’t you come along Kay & stop dishonoring this man’s grandfather & show a little respect towards veterans. 🤦♂️
Cant believe that Vice City was so good that they made an entire state based on it
This comment is great 🤣
Well they made an entire Miami about it.
"Words describing it fail. Sentences relating it shrivel. Tales recounting it end."
-Sun Tzu, on the topic of Florida
As a Floridian, I can confirm I’m twindling my very evil mustache with an alligator in my lap.
Did you guys know that Jacksonville could have been Hollywood? Jacksonville used to be home to lots of movie studios during the silent movie era, but eventually these studios relocated to Hollywood. But what's really cool is that Norman Film studios gave black actors positive roles, and it is still standing.
As a Floridian, or former Floridian, who has swam with manatees in Crystal River, they are indeed saving Florida from the bowels of eternal damnation.
No it's not
Bro I swam with manatees in crystal river too lmao
and thats 50k in fines for even looking at a Mantatee cant believe it
Blondie the Lemon Shark.
Weeki Wachee WAS a town I went to once, with like a population of 15. I'm not kidding, it was like 4 houses. It only existed as a town to house the fairly popular waterpark and springs with the same name. I believe a few years ago it lost town status and became part of another city. The park is still there though. You can see mermaids.
The water park was a mystical place in my childhood, even though we only went once and it was kinda mid. Every time it was mentioned or pass I would want to go
Florida is also home to the beautiful town of Two Egg
@@ginnpiss my family also wanted to go there to
We got in the parkinng lot once, but these wasn't enough space in the park, so we never got in
@@absolutezerochill2700 Weeki Wachee is an extremely small attraction I am surprised you found parking at all.
@@gameboygamer6498 the parking lot was of a fair size
Though it was like 6 years ago so memory is fuzzy
As a Cuban whose family on my mom's side first came to the NYC metro, then temporarily moved to Miami before moving back to NY where they had me because they hated the weather and no walkability, I can confirm this is accurate. Yup, unlike most Cubans, they left for NYC, and they arrived BEFORE the revolution because they didn't like Batista and his regime's actions. People only think of Miami when it comes to Cubans in this country, but the NYC metro is a historic center for the Cuban community. Union City, NJ, across the Hudson from Manhattan, is nicknamed Havana on the Hudson. And Manhattan itself was the home of Cuban freedom fighters like national hero José Martí before he returned to Cuba to fight (where he'd die in battle). In fact, NYC was actually where the Cuban flag was DESIGNED!
To honor NYC's place in Cuban history, the Cuban government gifted NYC with an equestrian statue of Martí that was dedicated in 1965 in Central Park. And unlike Miami, Cuban New Yorkers are left-wing (like Senator Bob Menendez and his son Representative Rob Menendez) because many came to the area before the revolution looking for jobs (like northern NJ's textile industries)
Also there was a Cuban community in Tampa and Cayo Hueso/Key West before the independence of Cuba
Cubans are the most hated group in Florida
@@haroldsullivan2036 Lol how could that be😂
Actually not surprised considering how similar the Cuba flag looks like USA's
@@toony1232 yeah, nothing to do with the vertical or horizontal three-color bars flags that the most of Latin countries have
Driving across the Florida Keys in a convertible is actually a great experience. Putting a highway (which is only 1 lane each way) across the archipelago makes perfect sense as most of the islands are pretty close to each other.
As a Floridian (Miami), I can confirm that everything in this video is 100% accurate.
Also a Miami Floridian and I back this comment up
bro said it has Disney LAND tho...
why do you like sugar so much ????
Do you speak spanish?
@@osmarsalas9297 Por supuesto.
2:50 America building a bridge to some random islands is the funniest thing ever
So based.
Honestly building a fucking Highway to Key West is one of the the most ingenious and idiotic things ever done. Truly one of the America moments of all time.
@@zandaroos553 it was originally a railroad but was converted to a road after a large portion of the bridges were destroyed in a hurricane on 1935. some of the original bridges remain on the highway
Edit: it also used to be way more dangerous to drive on according to my dad (he grew up in florida, and my grandfather has a house in ft myers and the lower keys)
@@wxairy Lehigh was my hometown loved that place
@@zandaroos553 Honestly, if there wasn't a road through Key West, then only the richest a-holes with million-dollar yachts would get to experience it.
As a Norwegian who has been to Florida twice and saw a man straight up grab and throw an alligator in the middle of the road, this is accurate.
I bet you're one of those Northern Europeans that dances at our beaches in the middle of winter while Floridians are wearing their winter coats at 69 degrees F
What makes you think I want to be anywhere but the mountains in the winter? Beaches are not for winter.
Gta 6 in nutshell
cannot wait GTA 6 online looks like
"FL is capitalism's natural disaster "
I'm gonna use that.
like any good 16 year old would
@@allegorx58 oof that one was a violation
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As a British man living in Florida I can confirm that we are one tropical storm away from being deleted
The Florida experience 😎
The ultamite Florida experience.
You haven’t lived here long enough then yet, one you do you’ll start getting powers from the hurricane like the rest of us.
@@Spearmint22425 ^^^ cause we stay in our homes during those shits
Pffft Tropical Storm? That shit weak. You need a good hurricane level 3 or more to toughen you up
Are you gonna give us a playlist of the music in the video? I want to hear more of some of that...
Geopold : D I S N E Y L A N D
Walt Disney World : “Am i a joke to you?”
2:30 As a Colombian who visited Panama both the city and the country, I felt that 🇨🇴🇺🇸😂😂
As a Panamanian I know how you guys feel about that 🇵🇦🇨🇴
@@respecthanz9685 as a citizen of Panama city I felt it
Same tho lol
As a Colombia who has never visited Panama City I feel that too 😂😂😂😂😂 ( Help, a thief just stole the manhole cover and now I can't leave the house at night because I can fall through it) 😂😂😂😂
culombia
WOW MAO JUST UPLOADED A VIDEO LIKE THIS1!! WHY DID YOU COPY HIM!!! ARGH!!!
HE'S ROMANIAN
SO TRUE, WOW MAO DID IT ONE MINUTE EARLIER, THESE GEOPOLDCELLS HAVE TO STOP!!! AHH!!
@@UNATCOHanka holy based. Video got romania'd in about an minute
@@elppppu real romanians can do it under 12 seconds.
Maocels seething over poldchads 😂😂💪💪
As a New Yorker I can firmly say that every Floridian I’ve met has been on of the most intimidating people I’ve ever met
As if we ain't just as weird 😂
yeah
0:05 They kinda are trying exactly that.
What, to make your kids gay? 😭 nah they're trynna make profit
This man never misses a damn video. They are golden piece of art work
For anyone wondering, the slowed song at 1:17 is called Dead Weight by Svard
Thank you
3:15, the lag spike makes it even better lol
As a Panama City Citizen, I am so happy you included our hurricane damages Eastern Block city
That part about Fort Lauderdale was too true.
its crazy the research u do for these i had no idea people knew south florida club music outside of florida props to you
As a Gergian(🇬🇪) I appreciate your recognition of Tallahassee as part of Georgia
"police say man with no hands and no legs is armed and on the run" As a floridian i can confirm that this is very common
As a Floridian who lives 10 minutes away from Weeki Wachee, I can confirm this is the most accuarate depiction of Florida.
As a Floridian whose lived in both Fort Lauderdale and Tallahassee, whose sister lives in Tampa, whose girlfriend lives in the Villages, who has visited Jacksonville, the Keys, Ocala,and Orlando, who has spent a great deal of time in the Everglades, and some time in a Florida jail, I can confirm that this video is 1000% accurate
your gf lives in the villages?? how old are you 70?
Greetings from Tallahassee my friend
So you’re basic native Floridan
nah bro u old as shit if ur gf lives in the villages.
do you know manning by any chance?
Always good to see my boy Zel getting some light
At the end you forgot my personal favorite silly place name, Fat Deer Key
This is Gen Z humour Gold right here mixed with history lessons not wanted but needed, you have my praises Geopold, you are a brilliant content creator
zoomer humor is baby humor. go watch cocomelon
So are we going to ignore how both Geo and Wow Mao just posted the same topic around the same time?
Bc I love it
3:02 background music is 454 - Late Night
As an Orlando resident I can confirm I moved to Winter Park
You actually coveres Key West unlike the faker wow_mao. Sending you the best regards as a fellow Bosnian, friend! ❤
does anyone know the song at 0:18?
PLEASE
I NEED to know
0:18 PLEASE I need the song
What is the music at 0:19 and 1:55?
Idk but 1:01 - 1:05 is a beastie boys song
Ok but the big ass bridges are actually peak nostalgia for anyone who's been to the Keys. Spend all day swimming on a hot summer day, get in the car, play on your ds while it's a clear sky and feel the AC blasting in the car while you occasionally look out and see the ocean while on the big ass bridge going home.
ohio vs florida boxing match would be really fun tbh
as a floridian living here my whole life and almost dying twice in miami and orlando, can confirm that all of this is true
I bet that Rockstar is using this video for inspiration on GTA VI
There has been a disturbance in the force. 2 great powers colliding at the same time.
0:33 how can someone butcher a name so badly
The Spanish pronunciation: Huwan
As a Venezuelan that migrated to Miami Florida, you god damn right.
As a Floridian Florida man myself I can confirm this is true 👍
As a Cape Coral resident I can indeed confirm my back is indeed intact despite the tumble down the stairs earlier this morning
Anyone know the source of the manatee music at 1:40?
Fell down a breakcore rabbit hole looking for it
Song is: kmoe - gloves
@@PorfiryPowhiriThanks!
Yooo i just noticed u had 454 bumping in the back. U a legend for that.
My grandma lives in Weeki Wachee, it’s all developments but there’s a beautiful state park with a natural crystal clear blue spring, a water park and a mermaid show
2:20 Limp bizkit and Lynyrd Skynyrd both came out of Jacksonville.
As someone who has lived in Florida for 95% of their lives I can agree with this vid * I lived just west of Miami in the suburbs and my school mascot when I was a kid was a Manatee lol*
As a former Cape Coral resident, there has never been a more accurate description of it
As someone who was born and raised in Georgia to Jacksonville parents and is currently living in Florida. This video is very accurate
As a Floridian, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
As a flordian this is accurate.
As a person who’s lived in Florida for my entire life, red tide makes me really sad. I always used to go to the beach with my parents, but now there’s dead fish and it stinks of shit constantly.
One of my sons is named Orlando, but he's always lived slightly outside of the city Orlando, and we did go to England once.
I swear to God, as a European, seeing these kind of videos (not only on Florida, but on the US in general) makes me think that the USA is the *GOOFIEST* place on Earth.
And Europe is human perfection? C’mon now lol
@@MitsukiDiablew we Europeans aren't perfect, we have many flaws, but being goofy isn't one of them
@@helu8119 Being goofy is a HUMAN thing. Stop acting like a video that’s a meme depicts how 330 million people are like 😵💫 that’s just ignorance and suuuurely Europeans *aren’t* ignorant, right?
@@MitsukiDiablew indeed we aren't, but we know how to make joke and take a non serious joke. Unlike you
@@helu8119 Aaaaaaah the old “it’s a joke” bs. Yes, yes 😂 Thanks for not disappointing. Always the same shit you people say the moment someone calls you out. It’s really a broken record, like you all as a collective group studied this stuff. And funny enough, I’m a Latin American so I’m not even an “American” but literally every single one of you whether the English, Spanish, French, Portuguese, etc all say the most fucking ignorant shit you could say about the Americas.
And honestly, it’s flattery to be in all your ignorant heads rent free 🥳 thanks!
Rip Russia and ukraine video 😔
As a resident of florida. This video is the best documentary Ive seen.
Omg. Love that you mentioned Cape Coral 😂
Thank you now we know why these florida people are living like GTA characters
As an Ohio -experiment- local, let me take the time to say that even though Ohio is cursed, it’ll NEVER be as cursed as Florida
Take me to Colorado please…
as an artist from fort lauderdale, you nailed it
Never a boring day in Florida!
What’s crazy is I’ve been to Florida countless times and never seen anything crazy
Me too. I'm from nyc and I see weird sh!t here everyday but I've never seen weird stuff in Florida. But then I remember all the new yorkers that move to Florida. Nothing good can come from combining weird with weird lmao.
I'm just amazed how a British dude knows so much about Florida
Well you’d focus on anywhere else too if you were from England.
@@ComeAlongKay lol
Fun Fact: Unlike the rest of the U.S. states, Florida has 3 seasons. Wet season, dry season, and hurricane season. I like to call it tropical hell considering the summers are just as hot as it!
The algae blooms in almost all bodies of water is crazy, can't even go fishing no more
how did you and wow_mao uplaod a video about florida at the exact same time
edit: i have the picture of sugar in a bowl at 1:47 saved on my pc for some reason
As a North Carolinian who lives in the blast radius of Ohio and Florida, everything in this video is true
suprised there was no mention of yeehaw junction
Overwhelmingly accurate
Both of wow_mao and you uploaded a video on Florida at the same moment, both videos being 3 minutes long...
Hmmm
The matrix is real
@@mohammadabb481 so true
they are the same person
As a Floridian I can confirm
In defense of the bridge to the florida keys, it's also a crucial pipeline that transports fresh water to the inhabited islands.
Nobody gon talk about the way he pronounced Juan? 😂
The fast music is all that florida needed to be known for
As a Tallahasseen, I thank you for mentioning us
3:15 YES FUCK YES THE COAST GUARD MADE IT INTO THE VIDEO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND NO ONE EVER KNOWS WE EXIST
As someone who moved to Florida I can say that I have only had to fight a small amount of around 3 million alligators so far
Yo my guy I’m from Miami an that song you played is some real Miami ish
as a floridian I can confirm I have wrestled multiple alligators and even a crocodile in the past 2 minutes
GTA 6 INTRO LEAKED!!!!!
that's crazy you know about red tide and orlando lol
also in florida it's called disney world, disneyland is the original one in california. and jacksonville also gave us lynyrd skynyrd (writers of free bird and sweet home alabama) so it's pretty based