I live in Australia. We have conversations with spiders like this all the time... though, half the time they're the one slinging some threatening shit! "Easy, buddy.... I killed 10 of you getting here. I just want my boots, mate." **angry funnelweb noises**
@@LewisBowels that's the unwritten treaty we have signed with the huntsmans. Thankfully. Those bastards are big, even if they're harmless under current diplomatic status.
Imagine an Eldritch Lord looking down you and telling you- with a mild New York accent -that you are not shit and will never be shit. Say less, I will go drown myself in the local puddle.
Psh, just means they are the puniest Eldritch Lord that all the others pick on They should be deeply embarrassed wasting the time of a being that will be gone in the time it takes them to metaphorically blink.
By the way. As long as a creature can hear. Viscous Mockery always works. Does not mean it does not understand what you are saying. And if you rip such a sick burn. Yeah. Don't bother rolling. The creature is unalive...or passed out from shock.
Story time:my friends and I were doing a campaign base on magic/modern times and one of the enemies was a squirrel that mutated by raw magic so it was a hound squirrel humanoid and my bard cast vicious mockery and he start talking like the guy in that video of a squirrel who steal his egg roll he rol a nat20 and crit make the squirrels cry so hard his eyes pop up and die
He didn’t cast vicious mockery, but somehow he crit
What gets me most is "I'm not even going to make a roll", their saying "I don't need to make a roll, it's dead"
I'll remember this next time I come across a mosquito 😂
"d i e"
....Æ- *fades away*
Gonna use this on the horrifying looking crickets that keep finding their way into my water heater closet.
The strangely fleshy ones? Yeah, kill em all. Theyre an invasive species called Camel Crickets. I hate them too. My dog loves them
Cave/camel crickets! They make a "delightful" popping noise when you squish them.
@@benjaminoechsli1941 its like a funky lil kershploop from what ive experienced
If you knew how to do this to any bug and have it work, you know you would do it every time. Be honest with yourself.
I live in Australia.
We have conversations with spiders like this all the time... though, half the time they're the one slinging some threatening shit!
"Easy, buddy.... I killed 10 of you getting here. I just want my boots, mate."
**angry funnelweb noises**
@@NearlyH3adlessNick "I'll let you stay if you kill the roaches and other random insects that walk in here."
@@NearlyH3adlessNick for some reason "angry funnelweb noises" is fucking hilarious to me right now-
@@LewisBowels that's the unwritten treaty we have signed with the huntsmans. Thankfully. Those bastards are big, even if they're harmless under current diplomatic status.
Jeff Goldblum uses vicious mockery
The bug is charmed and dies anyway
Imagine an Eldritch Lord looking down you and telling you- with a mild New York accent -that you are not shit and will never be shit.
Say less, I will go drown myself in the local puddle.
Start of your vengeance arc, brother!
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Psh, just means they are the puniest Eldritch Lord that all the others pick on They should be deeply embarrassed wasting the time of a being that will be gone in the time it takes them to metaphorically blink.
"YOULL NEVER BE WORTH ANYTHING "
Brb shriveling
That's the same energy as that one Ant summoning post.
I was watching thos confused, then I read the title. I love viscous mockery
That's my brain to me everytime I think about something cringe I did a while ago
Anybody else getting some Jeff Goldbloom vibes from that?
i dont know why but i was thinking Obama 💀
Damn, I wouldn’t take that level of disrespect, Bug.
By the way. As long as a creature can hear. Viscous Mockery always works. Does not mean it does not understand what you are saying. And if you rip such a sick burn. Yeah. Don't bother rolling. The creature is unalive...or passed out from shock.
Dnd is chaos and I love it
Derek’s character sounds so similar to the bat from the animated Anastasia movie and I love it.
Dang, he got through the language barrier and vermin immune to mind effecting effects.
This is literally that scene from Harry Potter where the dude kills the bug
I imagine that the bug just crumbles to dust
He did the most polite way to insult someone to death lol
This reminded of how one of my my friends vicious mocked a goblin into suicide
Next time im playing dnd im going to now tell them to try to insult things to death
Brass tacks extermination 😆
Bards are horrifying
Always have been always will be
Hilarious bug died of being slaged off 😂🤣😂🤣👍
Oh my god this is the ONLY time I have seen Caprice and I already LOVE HIM
I keep coming across your shirts and I want to watch your full campaigns. Where should I start?
Once Upon a Witchlight is a good place to start :D
Love how yt is cool with Smeth but not death wtf 😅
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He sounds like if Jeff goldblum was a bard
The 6 sided morning star being honest for once.
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Story time:my friends and I were doing a campaign base on magic/modern times and one of the enemies was a squirrel that mutated by raw magic so it was a hound squirrel humanoid and my bard cast vicious mockery and he start talking like the guy in that video of a squirrel who steal his egg roll he rol a nat20 and crit make the squirrels cry so hard his eyes pop up and die
New skill acquired guilt tripping
Real life inspiration. 😂
If vicious mockery was real, LowTierGod would be wanted in several states
Id love to watch this series but i cant bring myself to ever watch a 7 hour video XD
Sticks n' stones not so effective after all
I killed the dragon with vicious mockery it was … questionable
Can you help me...would vicious mockery work with message?
Why is he kind of like the “YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF NOW.” Meme?
Christian parents when they find that their child is gay (like getting nailed on a pole and not a cross)
Harsh past truths
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