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  • Buford T. Justice Quotes from "Smokey And The Bandit 1". Enjoy!
    Wow so many views :) thank you to all of you = you rock! :)
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  • @nancydemoss8421
    @nancydemoss8421 Před 3 lety +1567

    Jackie Gleason was given the freedom to ad lib basically all of his dialogue. He was a genius and that made him the real star of the movie! RIP Mr Gleason!!

    • @robertthomas5736
      @robertthomas5736 Před 3 lety +30

      Mister Jackie Gleason, Created and Kept Making The Character even Funnier, Every time He was on Camera

    • @666kinski
      @666kinski Před 3 lety +21

      & Mike Henry..Junior..RIP.

    • @bigl6322
      @bigl6322 Před 3 lety +9

      I did not know that…. Very cool!

    • @Stevespoken
      @Stevespoken Před 2 lety +12

      There used to be a video with Hal Needum I think they took it down Jackie would have a glass of booze every day just to start

    • @jimmysmith9273
      @jimmysmith9273 Před 2 lety +10

      Never interfere with a Master Smart Ass! Never laughed as hard as a 15 year old stoner🤣😊🚬👿

  • @robertbreedon9137
    @robertbreedon9137 Před 2 lety +823

    "The Goddamn German's got nothing to with it" still makes me laugh every time

    • @NCAUDIOVIDEO
      @NCAUDIOVIDEO Před 2 lety +15

      Haha that’s my favorite line 😂😂

    • @burt1202
      @burt1202 Před 2 lety +35

      🤣🤣 Funny azz hell everytime I hear it. "What did he say, shut up one $hit at a time..."

    • @millzw13
      @millzw13 Před 2 lety +4

      Lmao

    • @robbyel3958
      @robbyel3958 Před 2 lety +7

      I just spit my coffee out when he said that. Forgot about that line.

    • @georgehenderson7783
      @georgehenderson7783 Před 2 lety +10

      I might have said the same thing myself. Before he said that, the other sheriff told him "I hear perfectly well. The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation."
      Who ever says "germane"? 😂

  • @melmiller9507
    @melmiller9507 Před 2 lety +343

    Should of won an Oscar. This performance was so brilliant and unique. Jackie was able to combine a funny goof sheriff , but a sheriff that was actually a good competent smart police officer nonetheless. It makes his character so believable and likable. I think people overlook this aspect of sheriff Buford T Justice. There is no one that could duplicate this performance.

    • @nupatriarch1681
      @nupatriarch1681 Před rokem +10

      He didn’t need a damn Oscar. The Academy had NO respect for comedy in those days, and is a joke today. Lets not make them more important than they ought to be. Jackie Gleason is a comedic genius, we can all see that

    • @devin4066
      @devin4066 Před rokem +7

      Well put! That hits the nail on the hood. He’s so hilarious but you never see him as a clown. It’s a genius performance!!

    • @rockolutheran
      @rockolutheran Před 8 měsíci +1

      Its should HAVE, should HAVE. Please people, its not that hard to remember

    • @mrsb1212
      @mrsb1212 Před 4 měsíci +2

      ⁠@@rockolutheranIt’s not its! Its is the possessive word like “his” and “her” for nouns without gender. It’s is a contraction and should be used where a sentence would normally read “it is”. It’s not that hard to remember! 😂😂😂

    • @billyyank5807
      @billyyank5807 Před 6 dny

      It was the year of Rocky. All the presidents men and the network.

  • @michaelmckinnon2906
    @michaelmckinnon2906 Před rokem +251

    RIP to those who are deceased who made the masterpiece that was Smokey and the Bandit.

    • @bradleystopher8725
      @bradleystopher8725 Před rokem +19

      RIP Burt Reynolds (Bo "The Bandit" Darville), Jerry Reed (Cledus Snow aka The Snowman), Pat McCormick (Big Enos Burdette), Mike Henry (Junior), Hal Needham (the director of Smokey & the Bandit) and Jackie Gleason (Sheriff Buford T. Justice)

    • @Band-maid-fan101
      @Band-maid-fan101 Před rokem +13

      Only people left is frog and little enos

    • @GridIndustries
      @GridIndustries Před rokem +6

      @@bradleystopher8725 You forgot Fred, who was played by Fred, apparently Jerry Reed's real-life doggo.

    • @Wildstar40
      @Wildstar40 Před rokem +3

      @@GridIndustries
      Fred was paid 30 cheeseburgers for his part in Smokey and the Bandit which is not too shabby for a dog in 1977.🤣

    • @romanstar7550
      @romanstar7550 Před 10 měsíci +2

      TRUE MASTERPEICE OF COMEDY , LAUGH AS HARD AS I CAN

  • @saltonan8753
    @saltonan8753 Před 3 lety +239

    “You sounded taller on the radio” Classic line

  • @kennethhickman4583
    @kennethhickman4583 Před 3 lety +689

    "Look at that ugly alligator Daddy."
    "That reminds me.I got a call your mama tonight." 😂 thats hilarious

    • @kellylynn2584
      @kellylynn2584 Před 3 lety +12

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 love that comment

    • @evanjameson5437
      @evanjameson5437 Před 3 lety +10

      indeed! one of the all time funniest lines!

    • @readonnawilson9600
      @readonnawilson9600 Před 3 lety +3

      Lol

    • @rickwaldren3633
      @rickwaldren3633 Před 3 lety +1

      Hes so stupid he dosent even know who hes chaceing.or what he looks like daddy my hat fell off can we watch the foot ball game daddy

    • @phesm4353
      @phesm4353 Před 3 lety +1

      😆Yesssssss!

  • @Ijustwanttofindvotes
    @Ijustwanttofindvotes Před 2 lety +59

    To this day, sheriff Buford T. Justice brings tears to my eyes.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @jacobmacartney1921
    @jacobmacartney1921 Před rokem +37

    “What we have here is a complete lack of respect for the law.” Line kills me 😂😂

  • @Jefff72
    @Jefff72 Před 4 lety +344

    “There’s no way, no way you could come from my loins.” Got to be the best line in the film. Jackie was a masterful actor.

    • @jaystew730
      @jaystew730 Před rokem

      ..."When we get home I'm gonna punch your mama in the mouth!"

    • @dennisholst4322
      @dennisholst4322 Před rokem +3

      He is the best God bless him

    • @Jefff72
      @Jefff72 Před rokem

      @@dennisholst4322 IMO you’re right you “Sumbitch”

    • @voxhumana-qt4ki
      @voxhumana-qt4ki Před rokem

      "when we get home the first thing im gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth"

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH Před rokem

      Guys, HERE is Our Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

  • @MyREDTAIL
    @MyREDTAIL Před 5 lety +1638

    RIP Burt, Jerry Reed, Jackie Gleason, & Dom D Louise, You are all sadly missed by all of your Fans etc.

    • @mrt723
      @mrt723 Před 5 lety +21

      Sally Fields. yes she is still with us ,I remember her in the Flying Nun and other movies
      Growing up with these people makes me rather sad its like losing a good friend ,all great people

    • @ChilesRussellTaylor
      @ChilesRussellTaylor Před 5 lety +13

      Gone too soon!

    • @benphillips2947
      @benphillips2947 Před 5 lety +15

      @@mrt723 Sally Field is, thankfully, still alive.

    • @sshurmatz
      @sshurmatz Před 5 lety +16

      Plus Pat McCormick and Fred the Dog.

    • @UNITEWAD
      @UNITEWAD Před 5 lety +2

      AMEN. X

  • @D_Isness
    @D_Isness Před rokem +36

    I NEVER get bored of watching Buford T. Justice or the performance JG gave in making him 1 of the best known (and funniest) Sheriff's of all-time. Priceless.

  • @candygirl1990
    @candygirl1990 Před rokem +86

    I love buiford, he is exactly what we need right now. So iconic and funny

    • @YesIdied
      @YesIdied Před rokem +1

      I was thinking the same thing, we could use this wisdom of wordplay

  • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
    @lt.finglefubledingler1972 Před 4 lety +1010

    “My hat blew off daddy”
    “I hope your goddamn head was in it” is still my favorite piece of film dialogue of al time

  • @westtexasdave2140
    @westtexasdave2140 Před 3 lety +351

    “Shut up! One shit at a time.” Gets me every time

  • @christianmuller292
    @christianmuller292 Před rokem +22

    "You can think about it, but don't do it"...
    That's what I say to my sons when I believe they're up to something. Works every time. Jackie Gleason really had an influence on the way I react to some people who deserve it.

  • @PimpLenin
    @PimpLenin Před rokem +28

    You have to give props to Mike Henry playing the role of Junior. He was an excellent sidekick for Jackie Gleason.

    • @mt3311
      @mt3311 Před měsícem

      Henry played Tarzan in the 1960's. He turned down the tv role that went to Ron Ely/ He was Donald Penobscot on M*A*S*H. He died from complications of Parkinson's and CTE, the football brain disease.

  • @craigwhite3438
    @craigwhite3438 Před 4 lety +156

    If you lived in the north, it was a movie, but if you lived in the south it was a documentary.

    • @31Alden
      @31Alden Před rokem +1

      LOL

    • @ictdpowerstroke4591
      @ictdpowerstroke4591 Před 3 měsíci

      Yessir

    • @denverman22
      @denverman22 Před měsícem

      If ya know ya know y’all

    • @paulmacpherson3114
      @paulmacpherson3114 Před měsícem

      same here years ago in Glasgow, you got a slap round the ear, and if the cops turned up at your parents door you got your arse kicked from your dad

    • @billyyank5807
      @billyyank5807 Před 6 dny

      No one cares. That's just foolishness 😂

  • @Michael1966W
    @Michael1966W Před 6 lety +3503

    Burt Reynolds might have been the star, but Jackie Gleason made this movie

    • @MyREDTAIL
      @MyREDTAIL Před 5 lety +48

      Right on

    • @sheriffburfordt.justice4488
      @sheriffburfordt.justice4488 Před 5 lety +114

      This movie would have bombed without Gleason. Supposedly when he read the script he said "This is the worst thing I've ever read. I'll take it."

    • @John-np2bf
      @John-np2bf Před 5 lety +80

      This movie would be nothing without Jackie but I think the same can be said for Burt. I love Jackie Gleason. All his old comedy is priceless. This movie wouldn't be anything without them, 50/50.. IMO..

    • @GeorgeAshburn
      @GeorgeAshburn Před 5 lety +54

      This movie was a perfect mix of actors, story and direction.

    • @mom2adevildogw489
      @mom2adevildogw489 Před 5 lety +34

      This movie was a success because of BOTH actors! The 3rd part bombed & featured Jackie Gleason, but it bombed because Burt Reynolds wasn't interested in reprising his role as "The Bandit!"

  • @voorheesjason3161
    @voorheesjason3161 Před měsícem +2

    Genius comedy character 🤣👍🏻
    My Grandpa look just like him and impressioned him brilliantly, it was hilarious 😂
    Bless him, and SBTJ 🙏

  • @tjmiles81
    @tjmiles81 Před rokem +23

    At my great aunts funeral me my pops my mom and my grandmother were in the procession....it was taking forever. My mom said " if they had cremated the sombitch, I'd be kicking Mr. Bandits ass around the moon by now." My parents laughed for hours after that. I didn't know where it was from til they had me watch this. This movie is funny af. Jackie Gleason is a genius.

  • @MrBerkelyjest
    @MrBerkelyjest Před 5 lety +460

    I'm 55 years old and still laugh my ass off everytime I watch this movie! I even to this day in 2019 use all of the quotes from this movie! My wife hates that I do that but it's okay, she doesn't understand a classic movie like this!😂😂😂😂😂! Rest in peace Burt, Jackie, Jerry, Dom and any others who are no longer with us! Love this movie!

  • @jettcarlburg356
    @jettcarlburg356 Před 4 lety +1411

    This was Jackie Gleason's last great performance. He should have gotten an Oscar nomination.

    • @blasianluvschocolate397
      @blasianluvschocolate397 Před 4 lety +17

      Facts 💯

    • @JLTitus2902
      @JLTitus2902 Před 3 lety +30

      His last movie was "Nothing In Common" with Tom Hanks in 1986. Smokey and the Bandit came out in 77

    • @JK-of6bq
      @JK-of6bq Před 3 lety +46

      @@JLTitus2902 I believe he said Last GREAT PERFORMANCE! Not Last Movie! I concur 100%! After this movie his health issues were up and down quite a bit. Even Smokey part 2 he was no where near this level and Smokey 3 He was better than in 2 but no where near in The Original....And all other movies that came after he was Ok but his Health issues kept in from being Like Ralph Kramden or Sherriff Buford T. Justice!! But that is In My Opinion..

    • @godofrandom94
      @godofrandom94 Před 3 lety +7

      my dad love that line

    • @abunidalparedes
      @abunidalparedes Před 3 lety +11

      The fact is Jackie Gleason was a heavy smoker.

  • @paulwhittle3227
    @paulwhittle3227 Před 2 lety +26

    What a class actor Jackie Gleason was.The part he played in this was brilliant.

  • @chadmiller2224
    @chadmiller2224 Před 2 lety +7

    the best thing about this film! Mh dad and I watched it on vhs all the time and I'll never forget his laughing at Bufords lines. We even had the same 77 Trans Am when I was a kid. Used to love riding in the back with the t-tops out. It even had the front license plate my dad bought somewhere to put on it. RIP to my Dad, Jackie, Burt, and good ole Jerry Reed of course.

  • @scdevon
    @scdevon Před 8 lety +4488

    Remember when you could just watch a movie and have fun without everyone getting "offended" at everything?

    • @maxwelter9545
      @maxwelter9545 Před 8 lety +58

      +scdevon Yes, I do!

    • @jrobertlysaght
      @jrobertlysaght Před 8 lety +67

      +scdevon well obviously the subby was offended. he edited out "A colored sheriff, what's that's the world coming to".

    • @mrtequilashooter
      @mrtequilashooter Před 8 lety +50

      +scdevon Can you picture what he would say about Hillary?

    • @spikespiegel5878
      @spikespiegel5878 Před 8 lety +20

      +scdevon oh yeah those were the days

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk Před 8 lety +4

      +Cap285 lol

  • @mbrew3244
    @mbrew3244 Před 3 lety +306

    "The fact that you're a sheriff is not germane to the situation."
    "The Germans ain't got nothing to do with it!"

    • @LyonsArcade
      @LyonsArcade Před 3 lety +16

      they did a variation of that bit in the Sopranos that was hilarious years later. Couple wise guys go over to a Russian guy's house and end up killing him, then they're trying to get rid of the body, and the guy isn't dead and runs off. They're trying to call somebody on the phone and the phone line keeps cutting out. The guy on the other end of the line informs them "He killed 16 Chechen Rebels singlehandedly... he was with the Interior Ministry....." And when he hangs up, the one wise guy says "You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Checkoslavakians. The guy was an Interior Decorator!" the other guy says "His house looked like shit......"

    • @oooziet.j.6832
      @oooziet.j.6832 Před 3 lety +1

      Saint Germaine champanska!

    • @smalik0786
      @smalik0786 Před 3 lety +11

      The god damn Germans got nothing to do with it !!

    • @caitlinthomas1527
      @caitlinthomas1527 Před 3 lety +7

      @@smalik0786 shut up! One shit at a time😂😂

    • @lgcocjjp4
      @lgcocjjp4 Před 3 lety +9

      "You sounded TALLER on the RADIO'...😭

  • @frankbaker9117
    @frankbaker9117 Před 2 lety +38

    Still makes me laugh after all these years, lol👍

  • @mkast2815
    @mkast2815 Před rokem +27

    They never give Academy Awards to comedy roles, but this one deserved it.

    • @mt3311
      @mt3311 Před měsícem

      They have in the past, both to movies, and actors and actresses.

    • @larrydalesowell1016
      @larrydalesowell1016 Před 9 dny

      Whoopi Goldberg “Ghost” performance got an Oscar

    • @mt3311
      @mt3311 Před 9 dny

      @larrydalesowell1016 Gjost was not a co.edy. her character was not funny

    • @larrydalesowell1016
      @larrydalesowell1016 Před 9 dny

      @@mt3311 Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost was a comedic role. It was not a dramatic role.

  • @DavidSmith-rv1bg
    @DavidSmith-rv1bg Před 4 lety +209

    "Who you chasin' Sheriff, or is someone chasin you?" "Ain't nobody chasin me boy!" That's priceless.

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 Před 4 lety +7

      Im a chasin a gdamn maniac all the way from.....

    • @gandalfthegrey8236
      @gandalfthegrey8236 Před 4 lety +3

      @@gkroll8467 Texarkana, Texas.

    • @charlesfosterkane8034
      @charlesfosterkane8034 Před 3 lety +4

      He was eating a Diablo Sandwich from the Hickory House in Georgia

    • @1rstGear
      @1rstGear Před 3 lety +8

      @@charlesfosterkane8034 Gimme me a Diablo sammich and a dr.pepper, and make it fast im in a got-dam hurry......YOU WANT SUMTHIN?!?
      Hush puppies daddy-
      WE GOT NO TIME FOR DAT CRAP!!!
      😂😂😂 I swear Jackie Gleeson made you believe he was Beaufort T. Justice

    • @charlesfosterkane8034
      @charlesfosterkane8034 Před 3 lety +3

      William Warren I watch these scenes over and over with a sammich I my hand 😆

  • @paulmunro3175
    @paulmunro3175 Před 3 lety +177

    Gems like this movie are not being made these days. Producers not only lack a sense of humor, but a set of balls. When you can still laugh out loud at a movie decades later, you are watching a piece of art.

    • @bigtoe0341
      @bigtoe0341 Před 2 lety +9

      There is also no originality. It’s all superheroes and sensationalistic gun fighting BS.

    • @dennisholst4322
      @dennisholst4322 Před rokem +3

      He humiliated those so called smart people

    • @fitmaxas381
      @fitmaxas381 Před rokem +3

      Those days movies were piece of art, now just piece of shit

    • @jeffcampbell2710
      @jeffcampbell2710 Před rokem +4

      There was no script for the movie. They had to Add lib. Sally almost didn't do it because of that. Burt convinced her. Then they fell in love, in the movie, for real. Jackie drank all day.
      It was only meant to be a B movie shown in the South. It's an Icon now.

    • @catadkins7338
      @catadkins7338 Před rokem +1

      I can’t like this comment enough! Perfectly said!

  • @vinnyboombats8484
    @vinnyboombats8484 Před 2 lety +27

    Nobody but nobody makes Sheriff Buford T justice look like a Possum's packer one of the greatest quotes in cinematic history

    • @nicholash1691
      @nicholash1691 Před rokem +1

      Is it pecker or packer if so What is a packer lol

    • @vinnyboombats8484
      @vinnyboombats8484 Před rokem

      I think they play Somebody's football in Wisconsin LMAO

    • @chrisbarton6760
      @chrisbarton6760 Před 11 měsíci

      🤔“Except for that..”
      “…SHUT YO ASSSS” 🤨

    • @kiddetroit8403
      @kiddetroit8403 Před 11 měsíci

      @@chrisbarton6760 "ONE SHIT AT A TIME"

  • @daxbentonful
    @daxbentonful Před 2 lety +11

    "HOLD UP ON THAT CAR WASH GENTLEMEN "

  • @dmcallister1506
    @dmcallister1506 Před 3 lety +368

    Smokey and the Bandit hit the jackpot when they hired Jackie Gleason. He had the best lines.

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 Před 2 lety +10

      The writers/director talked to Jackie and said it would b perfect for him. And he joined

    • @annaritaranalli1791
      @annaritaranalli1791 Před 2 lety +7

      Gleason was a priceless light comedy actor

    • @100hooker
      @100hooker Před 2 lety +5

      @@annaritaranalli1791 Jerry Reed was a close second though

    • @annaritaranalli1791
      @annaritaranalli1791 Před 2 lety

      I beg your pardon 100 hookers

    • @Jailhouse_Chris
      @Jailhouse_Chris Před rokem +6

      He apparently ad-libbed most of his lines. Absolute comedy legend.

  • @vccstudents
    @vccstudents Před 8 lety +474

    97 people must have had their asses barbecued in molasses!

  • @robbieplant7136
    @robbieplant7136 Před 5 měsíci +1

    "Set up a road block, good idea, what the hell you know" thats my favourite lines from the film haha

  • @Joker-11B-SYLV
    @Joker-11B-SYLV Před rokem +4

    "You can think about it, but dooont do it."
    Said every father since the beginning of time. Lmfao

  • @smugbasterd
    @smugbasterd Před 4 lety +340

    "i'm gonna BBQ your ass in molasses!!!" ~ Classic line, one of the best of the whole movie.

    • @balancedactguy
      @balancedactguy Před 3 lety +15

      He follows that line with "You're going away till you're Gray!"......Classic!!

    • @bradleystopher8725
      @bradleystopher8725 Před 2 lety +2

      200th like

    • @mvader7188
      @mvader7188 Před rokem

      After the classic, "I saw that you sumbitch!!!"

  • @Legba85
    @Legba85 Před 5 lety +639

    Burt Reynolds now joins Jackie Gleason and the pursuit is back on. RIP. 🙏

    • @AgriVideos1
      @AgriVideos1 Před 5 lety +26

      Rudy Juarez don’t forget about snowman.

    • @Chief176
      @Chief176 Před 5 lety +19

      Yep... and remember Bandit, Nobody, NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T Justice look like a possums pecker!

    • @walterpetersen776
      @walterpetersen776 Před 5 lety +2

      That's Jerry Lewis who died snowman was played by Jerry Lee Lewis

    • @JackSmith-jj3bi
      @JackSmith-jj3bi Před 5 lety +5

      Walter Petersen Jerry Reed not Lewis

    • @sergeanthunter8784
      @sergeanthunter8784 Před 5 lety +2

      Don’t forget about cleutus the dog

  • @jerryrichmond4707
    @jerryrichmond4707 Před rokem +5

    I have this on Bluray Disc and it's like being back in the theater every time I watch it. Jackie Gleason's performance is the benchmark for comedic perfection!

  • @roundman74
    @roundman74 Před 11 měsíci +2

    One of my all time favorites when I was growing up. Buford t justice always been a character 😅

  • @francis2811
    @francis2811 Před 4 lety +456

    "Pure and simple old fashioned Communism - it happens every time." Brilliant comedy!😂

  • @kennethhickman8119
    @kennethhickman8119 Před 4 lety +440

    "But the god damn germans got nothin to do with it."
    "What diid he say?"
    "Shut up. One shit at a time"
    Still funny 42yrs later. Gleason was awesome. To me,he made the movie timeless

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 Před 4 lety +3

      funny as hell line give me a dr pepper and a diablo sandwich and make it fast Im in a gdamn hurry

    • @papiXchuko
      @papiXchuko Před 4 lety +2

      “That’s a big 10-4!”

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 Před 4 lety

      classic@@papiXchuko

    • @jettcarlburg356
      @jettcarlburg356 Před 4 lety +4

      @@gkroll8467 We have a BBQ restaurant here in Austin, TX that actually has an item on their menu called "JW's Diablo Sandwich".

    • @rumrnr78
      @rumrnr78 Před 4 lety +7

      I don’t think my comment is “germain” to the situation...

  • @garygarrett4277
    @garygarrett4277 Před 10 měsíci +3

    I live in Oklahoma and everytime we visit family in Alabama.People there are always so friendly,the culture of the south has that southern hospitality. And most of all,they know what respect is to their elders.Not like the kids are today,I was raised to say yes sir and no mam when talking to someone. People in the south have always been very respectful.😊😊

    • @cubanreemachine9592
      @cubanreemachine9592 Před měsícem

      Yeah but who wants to respect boomers. I will respect someone from the traditional generation but a fucking boomer. Go fuck yourself.

  • @JustMe-um7sr
    @JustMe-um7sr Před 8 měsíci +2

    My late pops and I always had a good time watching this movie. He loved Jackie

  • @metalmat3651
    @metalmat3651 Před 3 lety +114

    Jackie Gleason literally sounds like he is having a heart attack during every scene

    • @AdolfTrumpler
      @AdolfTrumpler Před 3 lety +10

      Sponsored by Carl’s Jr and Hardee’s

  • @Penfold8
    @Penfold8 Před 4 lety +318

    "There is no way......no way that you came from my loins!"

    • @duanemercer3843
      @duanemercer3843 Před 4 lety +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @danielhartley1956
      @danielhartley1956 Před 3 lety +7

      My favourite line from my favourite film of all time, I use it all the time, (except the punching your momma in the mouth part), she's scarier than Sheriff Buford T Justice.

    • @brentmeredith5295
      @brentmeredith5295 Před 3 lety +7

      That's my favourite line in the hole movie

    • @jimmyturner2096
      @jimmyturner2096 Před 3 lety +1

      I use that quote almost every day.

    • @geoffowen7627
      @geoffowen7627 Před 3 lety +1

      That line has been stuck in my head for decades, pure genius.
      😂😂😂😂

  • @robertsmithjr2883
    @robertsmithjr2883 Před rokem +2

    I was in the 3rd grade when this movie grade and still love it today!

  • @michaeltalamo1833
    @michaeltalamo1833 Před 3 lety +133

    The scene of him holding up his fingers for a cigerette and the son…just….gives it to him. Iconic

    • @dellboy2404
      @dellboy2404 Před rokem +3

      🫡😂🤣😂🤣

    • @bobforaker772
      @bobforaker772 Před rokem +2

      Backwards at that

    • @davidpage3893
      @davidpage3893 Před 10 měsíci

      Mike Henry played a good inept goofball idiot. His real voice made his character very convincing.

    • @herkloader34
      @herkloader34 Před 6 měsíci

      Then holding that lighter up and....."click".

  • @joemasters2270
    @joemasters2270 Před 5 lety +230

    "My hat flew off, Daddy!"
    "I hope your g*ddamn head was in it!"
    XD XD XD

  • @ryanmustain6545
    @ryanmustain6545 Před 2 lety +2

    This reminds me of my grandpa. Watched this at his house as a tot in the 80s/90s and loved Gleason every bit. What a great time!

  • @baseballmachermann8550
    @baseballmachermann8550 Před 2 měsíci

    Thank you 🎉! It’s one of my favorite movies of all time.

  • @JamonBoi
    @JamonBoi Před 3 lety +190

    Jackie Gleason was a hell of an actor and Hillarious!

    • @richb.4374
      @richb.4374 Před 3 lety +6

      He was also a very good pool player. In fact, in the movie "The Hustler" he made with Paul Newman, he did all of his own shots.

  • @justintime1343
    @justintime1343 Před 4 lety +341

    *"For some reason or another...you sounded a little taller on the radio."*

  • @Jayflo7
    @Jayflo7 Před 2 lety +9

    Was Gleason absolutely brilliant in this role or what? Genius performance!

  • @AceDonMcGun
    @AceDonMcGun Před 2 lety +5

    The whole way he got out the car in the beginning was priceless....

    • @31Alden
      @31Alden Před rokem

      Perfect music too in this scene …

  • @smoothoperator32
    @smoothoperator32 Před 3 lety +60

    "Put the evidence in the car" "but daddy but but" "PUT THE EVIDENCE IN THE CAR" 😂😂😂 that cracks me up every time

    • @michaelvaughn1707
      @michaelvaughn1707 Před 11 měsíci +1

      'They ain't no way, no way that you can come from my loins. The first thing I'm going to do when we get home, is to punch your Momma in the mouth' . . .Classic 🤎

    • @levifout60882
      @levifout60882 Před 11 měsíci +1

      "Put the evidence in the back."

    • @KRDP
      @KRDP Před 6 měsíci

      @@levifout60882 that scene makes me die laughing so hard

  • @shotatoriumi4473
    @shotatoriumi4473 Před 3 lety +117

    To everyone else, Smokey and The Bandit is just a movie, but if you live in the south, it's a documentary.

  • @wall_e1496
    @wall_e1496 Před 2 lety +2

    Makes me think about my dad. He loved quoting ol Buford. You Mooseprick! Love it.

    • @robbieyh
      @robbieyh Před rokem +1

      Sumbitch! , pile of monkey nuts,
      I’m gonna barbecue your ass and molasses!
      This is funny 😆

  • @aserpe1
    @aserpe1 Před 2 lety +3

    Rest in peace Burt and Jackie, thank you for the wonderful movies and entertainment. You will be missed and never forgotten. 😢

  • @charger19691
    @charger19691 Před 10 lety +1532

    How could someone give this a thumbs down?!? It's classic Jackie Gleason!

    • @sonnywright8515
      @sonnywright8515 Před 10 lety +56

      Probably a frustrated L/winger lol cause it is classic.

    • @jlowry71
      @jlowry71 Před 10 lety +61

      Sonny Wright That or they've had an experience on Craigslist where they actually HAD their ass barbecued with molasses...

    • @charger19691
      @charger19691 Před 10 lety +4

      LOL!!!!

    • @izzojoseph2
      @izzojoseph2 Před 10 lety +16

      Mama didn't nurse them when they were 5.

    • @sonnywright8515
      @sonnywright8515 Před 10 lety +50

      Smokey and The B. when movies were movies.

  • @keithplump3008
    @keithplump3008 Před 3 lety +582

    Everytime I watch this movie I laugh my ass off. Jackie Gleason was the best . Rip Mr Gleason.

    • @tedpert8786
      @tedpert8786 Před 3 lety +3

      They didn’t have to use anything but were funny as hell rip all of you!

    • @bobbycv64
      @bobbycv64 Před 3 lety +3

      JG, WAS THE GREATEST, just like he said all the time

    • @yvonneholmes2990
      @yvonneholmes2990 Před 9 měsíci

      Who the shit would call their child Buford!

  • @conniedexter7666
    @conniedexter7666 Před 2 lety +3

    There will never be talent like them good old boys again.

  • @thomasstewart-tm2ts
    @thomasstewart-tm2ts Před 2 lety +4

    Beaford T Justice is a legend and hero! Lol He was the most decated lawman in american history. He chased bandit through like 5 states. Oh to mention he might have had a quarter panel of his patrol car left after it was all set and done! Lol. I love this movie.

  • @brianviera9539
    @brianviera9539 Před 6 lety +113

    One of the funniest bastards to ever live. Classic shit.

  • @feyertag1985
    @feyertag1985 Před rokem

    Such unique actors will never exist again.
    Thank you for the beautiful films that have made my childhood unique! R.I.P

  • @aseasonedtrucker431
    @aseasonedtrucker431 Před 9 měsíci +1

    This is honestly my favorite movie of all time. Have watched it almost 200 times

  • @fuzzynuts8129
    @fuzzynuts8129 Před 6 lety +417

    Burt Reynolds may have been billed as the star of this film, but Jackie Gleason stole this movie. They don’t make them like this anymore.

    • @royvee7332
      @royvee7332 Před 5 lety +5

      Definitely some of his best work

    • @ldreese33
      @ldreese33 Před 5 lety +6

      My dad and I have had this conversation. Jackie Gleason made the movie.

    • @rbeck3200tb40
      @rbeck3200tb40 Před 5 lety +9

      He improvised alot of these lines hes saying here

    • @OGStarlightKY
      @OGStarlightKY Před 5 lety +6

      Yeah man, I remembered when I first saw the films. Jackie Gleason was and is the only person in this movie who could make me laugh until my guts hurt.

    • @jmangi6221
      @jmangi6221 Před 5 lety +5

      Agreed, he's one funny sumbitch!

  • @quietcorner293
    @quietcorner293 Před 9 lety +204

    I remember watching Smokey and the Bandit as a kid. Now when I see it, I realize it was Jackie Gleason who made this movie. Who else could say "Sumbitch" like him?

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson Před 9 lety +9

      Jeffrey Teeselink The fun fact is that Jackie Gleason wasn't really confortable with all the cussing,even though they let him adlib something like 80% of his lines.

    • @quietcorner293
      @quietcorner293 Před 9 lety +9

      You mean like "Possum's pecker?" RIP Jackie

    • @stevenking2980
      @stevenking2980 Před 9 lety +5

      "Tick Turd"?

    • @rockerdriver
      @rockerdriver Před 9 lety +5

      Jeffrey Teeselink GOOD SHIT!!! Lol!

    • @quietcorner293
      @quietcorner293 Před 9 lety +5

      "Poontanging around." Then smiles

  • @DanielRalston-qi3hi
    @DanielRalston-qi3hi Před 4 měsíci

    Still love seeing bandit and Buford T. Justice.
    That's a classic.😅

  • @kingofgeese4904
    @kingofgeese4904 Před rokem +4

    This theme just adds so much more

  • @timg2088
    @timg2088 Před 3 lety +183

    "When I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mama in the mouth..."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    That was always my dad's favorite line.

    • @graciescottsdale
      @graciescottsdale Před 2 lety +12

      "There is no way, NO WAY, that you came from my loins"

    • @csoblo
      @csoblo Před 2 lety +5

      My favorite line. One of many

    • @Cluez31
      @Cluez31 Před rokem +4

      My dad's too lol

    • @jrome3264
      @jrome3264 Před rokem +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lesstech74
      @lesstech74 Před rokem

      +1😆

  • @adamf34
    @adamf34 Před 7 lety +265

    I loved Billy Bob Thorton's quote about this movie, "People in the south think it's a documentary."

    • @bevgilmore1996
      @bevgilmore1996 Před 6 lety +19

      'scuse me, i live in the south
      and i always thoght it was a documentary... DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?!

    • @paigecat9104
      @paigecat9104 Před 6 lety +11

      I LOVE THAT! Made me bust out laughing!

    • @eromitlabhitw
      @eromitlabhitw Před 6 lety +18

      Wait... it's not? Shoot, next thing you'll tell me, 'rasslin ain't real!

    • @MrSmashmouth07
      @MrSmashmouth07 Před 5 lety +3

      Lmao

    • @jamesgoodwin2450
      @jamesgoodwin2450 Před 5 lety

      Hahahahaha very funny

  • @ShannonFreng
    @ShannonFreng Před 9 měsíci +2

    I think my favourite Gleason scene is in the diner, especially when he has his mouth full and Reynolds asks him if the guy he's chasing is a bank robber--classic Gleason adlibbing!

  • @roderickdixon5920
    @roderickdixon5920 Před 2 lety +1

    His reaction is priceless when he 👀 that 🚚 coming around him is so hilarious. I saw that you sommbitch!!! 😆 😆

  • @timmcdonaldjr2712
    @timmcdonaldjr2712 Před 6 lety +81

    I remember seeing this when it first came out back in 1977 as a 12 year old. Just as funny now 41 years later.

    • @luckyalexander8881
      @luckyalexander8881 Před 5 lety +1

      My Dad took us to see this movie at the drive in.He was and had been a professional Truck Driver and still was.And I rode With him for many years when not in school.

  • @JbdplaysMC
    @JbdplaysMC Před 9 lety +41

    "For some reason or another you sounded a little taller on radio" -Buford T. Justice

    • @rondj1965
      @rondj1965 Před 9 lety +6

      He was politically correct before 'politically correct' even existed!

    • @phatman274
      @phatman274 Před 9 lety +6

      Translation - you sounded white.

    • @eetchit6034
      @eetchit6034 Před 9 lety +2

      Jbd_Man wink wink lol

    • @Mark-sj3xb
      @Mark-sj3xb Před 2 lety

      How about “You sumbitches couldn’t close an umbrella”

  • @billycain9890
    @billycain9890 Před 2 lety +5

    This guy was different he had the kind of aura that someone like John Wayne or Clint Eastwood has there will never be another one like him

  • @coreymac1123
    @coreymac1123 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Man I’ve seen this movie a thousand times and can quote the whole movie…

  • @mikerules666
    @mikerules666 Před 4 lety +101

    Absolutely some of the best comedy the world has ever seen. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @tarnsand
    @tarnsand Před 8 lety +136

    No actor/comedian could have played Buford T Justice like Jackie Gleason. According to Burt Reynolds; Jackie adlibed many of his lines and consulted throughout the movie at the request of Burt.

    • @tiredowalkin
      @tiredowalkin Před 8 lety +6

      +Tarn Sand Not a bit surprised, and that made the movie so much better!

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk Před 8 lety +5

      +Tarn Sand Too bad the sum bitch smoked 5 packs a day :/

    • @tiredowalkin
      @tiredowalkin Před 8 lety +27

      Junior: [waiting for the "funeral procession] Damn, he had a lot of friends, didn't he?
      Buford T. Justice: If they'd a cremated the sum-bitch. I could be kickin' that Mr. Bandit's ass around the moon by now.
      Rest in peace

    • @ricks.1318
      @ricks.1318 Před 7 lety +2

      AMEN !!!! May he R I P .....

    • @daviddaniel9287
      @daviddaniel9287 Před 7 lety +7

      J.W. pepper is the only one who could come close. But yes I agree.

  • @richardmcslick7770
    @richardmcslick7770 Před měsícem +1

    Oh my god I need to rewatch this again
    I've been in stitches for the whole video 😂

  • @ShannonFreng
    @ShannonFreng Před 9 měsíci +1

    Gleason's comment at 02:31 must have garnered a big laugh from amongst his fellow performers, in their industry.

  • @mr.grumpygrumpy2035
    @mr.grumpygrumpy2035 Před 3 lety +150

    Jackie Gleason was a tremendous artist, and he killed it in the Smokey series.

  • @tonyfeliciano5981
    @tonyfeliciano5981 Před 5 lety +226

    R.I.P. Bandit and the Snowman n Buford all together in heaven!!!! They say it couldn’t be done!!! Three angels in heaven on another run!!!

  • @BlueSunBeam
    @BlueSunBeam Před rokem

    Phenomenal!!!! Brings back great memories of being a kid!

  • @bryanrawls4794
    @bryanrawls4794 Před rokem +2

    My favorite is when he goes in to get a Diablo burger and turns and asks Jr. If he wants anything. Jr says, yeah I want some hush puppies daddy. Buford said, we ain’t got no time for that shit. One of the best movies ever.

  • @muckerwood
    @muckerwood Před 7 lety +201

    "For some reason or another, you sounded a little taller on radio"... lol

  • @graycloud057
    @graycloud057 Před 4 lety +102

    No one could say “sumbitch” like Jackie Gleason.

    • @buckspa
      @buckspa Před 4 lety

      Bitch + Bitch = Sumbitch

    • @mt3311
      @mt3311 Před měsícem

      That is how I say that to this day. Since I saw that movie when I was a teenager.

  • @aaronmcallister-rv7uo
    @aaronmcallister-rv7uo Před 7 měsíci +3

    Rest in peace, Burt Reynolds🙏🏾🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

  • @paydurtpete7023
    @paydurtpete7023 Před 2 měsíci

    A timeless classic that never gets old. No one could have played this role better.

  • @RalphGrimes
    @RalphGrimes Před 4 lety +93

    My mom and my great aunt took me to see this the weekend it opened. I was 10 years old. It was funny then but as I got older and continued to watch it regularly (as any normal Southerner does) it just got funnier as I caught all the adult humor I missed as a kid. I too use these quotes on a daily basis. It’s part of my DNA.

  • @ernesthendrickson7379
    @ernesthendrickson7379 Před 5 lety +111

    We miss these wonderful happy men who entertained us mightily. They were irreplaceable and missed and ever shall be!!!

  • @christopherbalmforth589

    Just brilliant came across it by accident hadn’t seen it for years really tickles me always will .

  • @jerryadamsjr2201
    @jerryadamsjr2201 Před rokem

    Classic. I watched this movie a million times as kid when this came out.

  • @user-ir1ix8up8j
    @user-ir1ix8up8j Před 9 měsíci +2

    no one can pull this off the way Jackie does, it was him all the way, a true comedian and one we miss

  • @Christopher1889
    @Christopher1889 Před 5 lety +153

    Loved watching this with my Dad. God rest his soul.

    • @beverlypage7341
      @beverlypage7341 Před 4 lety +4

      This was a favorite of my daddy's and we watched it on a regular basis.

    • @808breaksbad
      @808breaksbad Před 4 lety +3

      I.m 63 now, and this was my dad's favorite movie too. I guess he identified with the Gleason character

    • @chriscaldwell6304
      @chriscaldwell6304 Před 3 lety +1

      Same here this my father’s and I favorite movie

    • @danp4186
      @danp4186 Před 3 lety +1

      yep me too the only film where both Dad and I lost complete control of our senses.....love you Dad

    • @TheBuckstarr1
      @TheBuckstarr1 Před 2 lety +1

      Me and my Dad still watch this from time to time.

  • @superfreak19891
    @superfreak19891 Před 6 lety +68

    So he's been chasing the same guy from state to state & is stood right next to him in a restaurant & doesn't even realize it's him, always gets me every time 😁😁😁😁

    • @Lance1972
      @Lance1972 Před 5 lety +6

      "Nice ass."
      I lose it everytime.

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 Před 5 lety +3

      let me have a dr pepper and a diablo sandwich and make it fast Im in a ......................

    • @gravyboy3072
      @gravyboy3072 Před 5 lety +3

      @Lance - "Nice ass." It's been so long since I heard it that way I had forgotten about it. I guess the last few times I've seen this movie was on TV and he says, "Nice lady."

  • @knicholson1
    @knicholson1 Před rokem +2

    4:30 "For some reason or another you sounded a little TALLER on radio." LMAO!

  • @fortheluva1248
    @fortheluva1248 Před rokem +2

    All my Pop needed to say to me when I was a kid and would do something wrong is, "Ain't no way... No way..."
    And I would fill in the rest. 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @rossman9743
    @rossman9743 Před 3 lety +30

    "Daddy, the top came off!"
    Junior's stupidity was perfect.