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- #ESASummer19 Speedruns - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas [Any%] by Joshimuz
Joshimuz / joshimuz
This video was recorded live at ESA Marathon.
ESA Marathon is a Speedrunning Event held in Sweden twice a year.
Missions Time Stamp
02:30 Start
03:02 Big Smoke
03:03 Sweet & Kendl
06:00 Ryder
08:02 Tagging Up Turf
10:29 Cleaning The Hood
12:09 Drive - Trhu
13:55 Nines & Aks
16:56 Og Loc
20:21 Life's A Beach
23:20 Running Dog
24:36 Drive - By
26:59 Sweet's Girl
28:48 Ceasar Vialpando
32:46 High Stakes, Low - rider
35:07 Madd Dogg's Rhymes
38:00 Management Issues
40:05 House Party
40:54 Burning Desire
44:13 Wrong Side Of The Tracks
45:49Just bussiness
51:53 Doberman
55:40 Gray Imports
57:57 Home Invasion
01:01:30 House Party
01:02:28 Catalyst
01:05:05 Robbing Uncle Sam
01:09:03 Los Sepulcros
01:12:42 Reuniting The Families
01:18:13 The Green Sabre
01:20:50 Badlands
01:24:36 Firts Date
01:25:07 Tanker Commander
01:27:28 Body Harvest
01:31:04 Body Harvest (Attemp 02)
01:33:44 King In Exile
01:36:09 Firts Base
01:39:34 Gone Courting
01:40:12 Local Liquor Store
01:41:17 Made In Heaven
01:41:45 Against All Odds
01:44:28 Wu Zi Mu
01:47:16 Farewell, My Love...
01:51:54 Are You Going To San Fierro?
01:54:46 Wear Flowers In Your Hair
01:58:01 555 We Tip
02:03:18 Deconstrouction
02:04:56 Photo Opportunity
02:14:50 Jizzy
02:20:31 T-bone Mendez
02:24:22 Outrider
02:26:57 Snail Trail
02:34:54 Ice Cold Killa
02:37:36 Pier 69
02:39:34 Torreno Last Flight
02:42:00 Monster
02:49:47 Back To School (Driving)
02:51:52 Highjack
03:00:42 Verdant Meadows
03:01:59 Learning To Fly
03:09:12 Stowaway
03:12:07 Fender Ketchup
03:13:33 Explosive Situation
03:17:26 You've Had Your Chips
03:20:48 Don Peyote
03:25:47 Intensive Care
03:31:04 The Meat Business
03:34:35 Fish in A Barrel
03:35:37 Madd Dogg
03:37:49 Misappropriation
03:41:04 Black Project
03:46:11 Saint Mark's Bistro
03:51:36 A Home In The Hills
03:54:54 Vertical Bird
04:01:56 Home Coming
04:04:51 Beat Down B Dup
04:08:05 Cut Throat Business
04:13:12 Riot
04:17:28 Los Desperados
04:21:12 Los Desperados (Double)
04:24:11 End Of The Line (Phase 03)
my guy legend
Thank you
Ur a legend for typing all of these dammmm
Legend
thanks man
The amount of time it takes him to finish the game is the same amount of time I take to follow the damn train.
SIIIT....
Samee
True dat 😂🤣
ahh shit...
here we go again
Bro that mission is so easy
Awww shit, here we go again
i knew someone gonna type this lol
Ah shit not awww dude
Big smoke it's me carl chill chill !!😆
Oh*
Yayy
2:35 Video starts here
Thanks dude
you are real g
Good looks
Thanks man
Well i aint impressed cus he crashed the bike in like under 10 seconds wtf.
I love R* logic.
38:43 *Damage* the car
38:48 *Don't damage* the car
lol
normally it would tell you to take it to a pay n spray before you get the "Don't damage the car" instruction
Well, it makes sense - you're supposed to fake an accident, so the dude stops and gets out, then you have to repair the car and not damage it on your way to meet up so nobody's suspicious. Fake accidents, breakchecks, boxing in are all "strats" for real life car theft (aka grand theft auto, used in the United States for motor vehicle theft).
@@nelsongranzow1197 yes lol XD lol
Lollll
24:02 holy f... Nice
That kill was smooth af.
Funk ?
F
Crisp clean lock boys, doesn’t get more horseshit than that
Nice
I remember I spent more than 4 days trying to do that Zero's airplane mission where you need to destroy certain objectives around San Fierro and come back to the store before you run out of fuel. That was one of the most difficult missions I did in my gaming life
Yeah
true
once you beat it once ,it becomes pretty simple
@@lefroste6370 fact : you can skip the zero missions , if don't do the first mission of zero we don't need to go to drive school and a that crap missions such as test drive , gray imports , and zeroing in
Bro the train chase with smoke killed me spent 2 years of my life on that shit
This run is fake. There was no random plane crashing into him.
whats the timestamp?
bruh 💀
@@felixsot8210 its a random speedrun not this speedrun its not on twitch bruh
ahahha
@@chrisjordanmirador well, this is da TWITCH
this game and the city is fresher in my memory than any game in the last 10 years. feels like yesterday
3:17:44 "One day this game will be like that" - Not even a month later: The game is like that! Any% WR 15 minutes!
It was already like that!! - after this run, Josh did a run of it and for like 16 mins or so :D
Oh my god. I haven’t watched this dude for over a year and this just popped up in my feed. I’m so happy
21:21 is the smartest thing i ever witnessed
3:17:43
"-One day this game will be like that, we'll do boat school and the game will just end. In the remastered version no less.
-Yeah, then we'd all have to switch to windows 10."
Foreshadowing, except it wasn't Boat School, it was blowing up fucking Ryders car...
Well, now we have a remaster and nothing changed :D
Funny how Josh blew up Ryder's car for the lols here
@@AdamOBrien29its not for the lols, it lets tou skip a usually unskippable cutscene later in the mission.
1:30:06 lol. Omega is so happy that josh hit the same tree XD
I was so salty for him lmao
XD lol
44:40 One of me most epic missions ever! :D
ALL U HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
@@execute6200 Yeahh xD
*One of the
This guy not follow the damn train XD
And the easiest
3:02:10 I really don't want to follow that instruction in 2020
Noc
lol i know what u mean
ahahahhaa
How about 2021 ?
And 2021
had so much fun watching this. the commentators were perfect for this run. wish I could be there for the next ESA but damn tickets to Sweden are expensive
29:26
OH MY GOD!
Nice
Thats easy
I used to play this game all the time when I was a kid. Unfortunately I never finished it due to missions not appearing. Thought my disc was broken. Tried fixing it with toothpaste, never worked. Never found the answer. Until now. Decided to pay attention to the last mission I remembered. They talked about soft locking the game when you blow the car up too fast (1:03:15). I was like 10 years old when playing this lol I'm kinda proud of myself for being such a speedrunner lol
You need to gain 30% of gang territories for the final mission to appear
@@MrJohnlennon007 he didnt even finish LS
2:30:06 Insurance fraud, right there!
😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣
😂😂😂
Not gonna lie, joshimuz is the type of figure every community should have. Really humble a nice person!
ya but he gets mad and put sub only on stream
Real fans know that big smoke starts poppin up on the radio when you get to SF and OG loc too
yeah bro wctr is my favorite radio station
2:31:48 Now we found who killed JFK
Damn 😂🤦🏾♂️
This Is Hands Down The Most Impressive Shit I've Ever Seen Seriously 🤯
3:07:10 Bruh i laughed so hard
Yea 10yo
Great to see that the most watched runs are by Josh and Kuru.
54:53 _2 years later, on the same mission, same commentator, and the same event ..._
3 best Grand Theft Auto players in one table good to watch.
2:18:05
in Joel's voice
*A C C I D E N T E S*
Alternative EFG i see you're a man of culture as well
Hola
2:18:05
**Joshimuz Breathes**
Audience : Woooo!!! **Claps*
Josh, youre such a chill dude. Love it
Is he always condescending or is it just this video?
Heyim18bro always
@@Heyim18bro he's just british
29:41 Car facts. That's why you pick flames, kids
1:30:55 MISSION FAILED
1:49:10 Okay, that donation was funny as hell
Really great run, thanks for that experience! Also for the great chaos run!
Bruh I didn't even know you could use a car in the first mission 😂
You also can use bike
You can even use any vehicle
I didn't know you could do any of the shit these guys are doing in all of the missions
After watching reset play for 4 hours on gdq at 6am with little to no audiences, this looks so much much much more merrier and lively 😂
3:57:34 "I think I'mma earl"
Excellent run, excellent commentary.
Wild Zero on est là
more than 4hrs watching a speedrun is easier than studying Thermal dynamics
Actually brother!
oh i hear ya
yes
as usual, josh is cursed to play san andreas until death and beyond.
6:27 its because after the haircut, Ryder talks to you in a unskipable cutscene and if you fail the mission first it wont be trigerred
Loved the run, especially when things picked up in the second half, great job Joshimuz
Joshimuz around near the end of 2019: Rookie numbers
I lost my shit when he did the lowrider challenge driving around killing everyone....I laughed for 5 minutes in tears.
Same 💀
@@edwingonzalez4980 Time stamp?
@@pyrex5594 30:10
Man, SA might be the hardest game to run. I've been watching for almost 2 years and still miss some of the minor details of the game.
2:04:13 The timing is too perfect
3:17:45 any% asj predictions
31:24 where can I find this video?
For anyone still wondering it's
www.twitch.tv/videos/470090195
on the 58:20 mark
@@smitemus get a cake
You know something, I take it back. Ol' Joshimuz still got it.
1:39:06 this is reall good
I can't believe how many glitches there are, you guys are able to speed almost every mission because of it
Now they just get skipped
still my favorite san andreas speedrun i've watched. i love listening to these 3 just shoot the shit about this game.
Rewatching this in July of 2020, feels weird seeing a run of this length called "Any%" now, and not "Any% no AJS"
More weird is Josh talking about the whole game skip in Las Venturas
@@felipe.23 You mean the boat school? From what I know the town it's located in is accessible from the very start of the game, and with careful manoeuvring you can get there without getting 4 stars. I don't remember if the school itself is accessible at that point, or do you have to first get access to driving school in SF first, I also don't know if it's changed in mobile/Windows Store edition.
That being said, there were some shenanigans with it and mission scripts in mobile/WS edition that were looked into before AJS was found and optimised.
@@rubbers3 He alluded to Vice City any% being completely broken with SSU (taking WR from 50-something minutes to under 10) in a way that's not fun or entertaining to do, hence why most Vice City runs at marathons are in the "Any% No SSU" category. San Andreas any% was broken in about the same way less than a month after this run (now taking 20 minutes instead of 4 hours) and just like VC, true any% isn't popular and "Any% No AJS" (essentially what Joshimuz is unning there) is what people actually compete in because it's way more fun.
I've thought for a while that when speedrunners say "game is dead", it means that the WR has been perfectly optimized and there's no way to improve on it, but what it actually means is the fastest way through the game is no longer skillful or engaging. That's what happened to both VC and SA.
@@farishriskey Arbitrary Jump in Script
When your parents told you that you can only play video games just 4 hour at weekend.
The zero star glitch is so big brain.
Who ever got the idea for it is a genious
Timecode?
@@caesar419 2:55:56
? which ? lol XD
Link to joshimuz text to speech donation mission. czcams.com/video/P7qcDtmq2mc/video.html The clip is referenced during this mission at 1:42:16
It's incredible how different the run is now compared to 19'
1:54:50 trevor
I know before even watching that it's gonna be a great one
Run star at 2:32
AWESOME work!
1:59:46 and pause
I dont get it
What?
bug
Bug? Where?
Hand
The Los Santos part of the speedrun is longer than the entire GTA 3 speedrun
Me: takes 4 hours to get to badlands
Josh: takes 4 hours to complete
Takes me 2 day fulltime to complete this game without cheat
@@seringusually takes me 2 day full time to complete 'learning to fly' mission 😂
I've watched the entire thing 3 times over the years
a lot of people say this, but i love san andreas the most. it’s the best gta.
Finally the Run I was waiting for
Damn, comparing this to the 2023 run, so much stuff got skipped
this game better than cyberpunk. bulletproof wheels in CP. this game more realistic
Dude... Every game is better than cyberbug 270. It's one of the worst games ever made
@@xxxalphaeverythingxxx8489 disappointed in CDPR. Just fix the god damn game and lower everything lol. I was playing it for 2 weeks straight after release and lost interest suddenly. Sad i want my refund
1:07:25 HATE THIS MISSION
Same
Same
I love watching these at work
Remember when this time was still a thing?
never got the fast forward mouse movements it actually makes the cares disappear man holy shit
I've seen this entire thing several times now
"Ah, Beverley would be so proud of you boy!" as CJ's repeatedly popping Big Smoke full of holes haha
Great run :)
And emmet XD lol
I've been watching this GTA videos for the last couple of days and I just re-installed the game to play it, it gave me such nostalgic goosebumps. I had forgotten I also installed ENB series...better graphics than the Definitive Edition without the glitches
Falls off bridge: 'Bike Skill +'
4:13:26 😂🚗🤙
1:35:50
The guy to the left of Joshimuz is Lester
You didn't think you'd watch all of it, did you?
KZ_Frew keeping the vibe fun and lighthearted through the whole run
The AI being better at shooting if you drove a car is news to me. Never knew that.
I think I remember learning about the NRG motorbike being in that car park from a Zmoonchild video.
What happens if you kill Hazer's killer with the parachute?
4:18:30 When the floor in school is wet.
I remember spending weeks only playing this game when it came out on ps2, cool to hear it was harder when it first came out and knowing i completed it back then xd
it was a great pleasure to listen to amazing commentaries and watching this amazing run. thanks a lot. it was a great pleasure to listen to amazing commentaries and watching this amazing run. thanks a lot.
3:17:45 didn't see this was from when it was and I'm only new into SA Speed Runs so didn't realize ASJ didn't exist. Pretty cool foreshadowing considering he said this like 16 years after the game came out and only a few months later...
this game complete my childhood
Its never a bad time to see GTA SA speedrun, especially if done by joshi
I like how josh mentions that gta sa can be ended quickly like in gta vice city
then one month later it does and you can now finish the game in 14 minutes
CJ: Gets a hair cut
Crowd for some reason: *excited clapping and cheering*
What r u doin during quarantine?
Me: "Watching someone finished GTA SA straight 4 hour"
1:30:07 Josh, watch out for that tree lol
3:47:18 duped donation
i remember myself throwing a grenade at the house in home invasion
''You'd save time on speedruns if you had shorter hair''
this is basically the council of virgins
The bickering is endless and enjoyable
I don't know if it's just me, but if you look closely, you can see a game in his glitch.
These guys know so many strange tricks I have heard of never before...
Yes. Especially the duping and the zero star glitch. Like how the hell man! Big thumbs up to those who discovered that shit.
@@bigsmoke6872 There is a new strat that makes it possible to complete the game in under 15 minutes lol. Here's Josh' attempt: czcams.com/video/fzRu01ZmnW0/video.html