Global Assault Yeet Squad (with the boys)

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  • čas přidán 17. 11. 2019
  • joshdub's setup
    HTC Vive Pro
    HTC Wireless Adapter
    Valve Knuckles Controllers
    AT9903 Microphone
    Intel i9 9900k @ 4.9Ghz
    Nvidia 2080ti
    16GB RAM
    1TB Samsung 960 PRO SSD
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    / discord
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    merchandise
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    mully
    / mullyvr
    ree kid
    / ree_kid
    your narrator
    / @yournarrator
    intro music
    BUBBLES by Tokyo Machine
    Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/6n7nqf...
    iTunes Download Link: geo.itunes.apple.com/us/album...
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    music
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    www.epidemicsound.com/
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Komentáře • 3,6K

  • @maximusthecockatiel4385
    @maximusthecockatiel4385 Před 4 lety +4007

    Girls sleepovers: omg who’s your crush
    Boys sleepovers: (the entirety of this video)
    Hi guys, please don’t crucify each other. It’s a joke, obviously, and I’m a girl. Who wrote the joke. Girls sleepovers can be like this too but this was a popular meme format at the time so please be respectful to each other, thanks

    • @M4NC3R_420
      @M4NC3R_420 Před 4 lety +60

      real shit boys

    • @jessicasoto9708
      @jessicasoto9708 Před 4 lety +65

      You don't know the insanity that is a girl's sleepover....youll never be the same 😂😂🤧

    • @disabledwagon7701
      @disabledwagon7701 Před 4 lety +19

      Maximus the Cockatiel especially the beginning

    • @Eversgarden
      @Eversgarden Před 4 lety +37

      Jessica Soto
      Ok boomer

    • @gamer_primus6262
      @gamer_primus6262 Před 4 lety +57

      Guess you've never been to one of my sleepovers then.
      *Halo, nerf gun battles, pizza and absolute random shit intensifies.*

  • @notalpha156
    @notalpha156 Před 4 lety +1978

    JoshDub: We must protect Reekid he is so sweet.
    Reekid:ISIS!!

  • @Neko.091
    @Neko.091 Před 2 lety +36

    Imagine you and your squad is leading an assault on the enemy base, and as you attack you hear them shout “OH SHIT IT’S THE JIZZES!!”

  • @generalkenobi1617
    @generalkenobi1617 Před 4 lety +161

    3:20 Just imagine how his boss would react if this were actually his job 😂😂😂

  • @blackzero6822
    @blackzero6822 Před 4 lety +1469

    "I used to play fingerpuppet with my uncle it hurted to sit afterwards"
    "Yeah i was the puppet"
    -joshdub 2019

  • @scorchrecords
    @scorchrecords Před 4 lety +2362

    Jesus, imagine making this into a real horror movie-

  • @benjaman05
    @benjaman05 Před 3 lety +34

    9:19 when Josh shot Mully I died laughing

  • @Cooper_Bruh15
    @Cooper_Bruh15 Před 4 lety +68

    10:20 me trying to make my mom think that i'm sleeping

  • @robodude2.027
    @robodude2.027 Před 4 lety +682

    5:00 They missed the opportunity to call them "Sea men"
    Super Enormous Aliens that are Manly Exotic Noodles

    • @Fspoke_
      @Fspoke_ Před 4 lety +3

      SEAtaMEN

    • @foxboy6145
      @foxboy6145 Před 4 lety +16

      Super
      Enormous
      Manly
      Exotic
      Noodles

    • @avery9689
      @avery9689 Před 4 lety +2

      Oh no, not the Manly Exotic Noodles!

    • @Framed_Niner
      @Framed_Niner Před 4 lety

      No a in semen

    • @foxboy6145
      @foxboy6145 Před 4 lety

      @@Framed_Niner He said sea men. There is an A.

  • @grifterfilmsertgaming
    @grifterfilmsertgaming Před 4 lety +735

    Omfg The part when they Made the Map Killed me😂😂

  • @elizabeth5561
    @elizabeth5561 Před 4 lety +122

    Josh's plan had 1 problem...
    *People*
    *Under*
    *Submarines*
    *Shooting*
    *Yeeters*

    • @5cents577
      @5cents577 Před 3 lety +14

      Not to mention
      Best
      Organization
      Of
      Battlefield
      Statagists

    • @winningsmile.3279
      @winningsmile.3279 Před 3 lety +4

      Lmfao

    • @melissaspaulding7311
      @melissaspaulding7311 Před 3 lety +5

      @@5cents577
      Oh shid I'm dying at both of these

    • @5cents577
      @5cents577 Před 3 lety +12

      You can nevet even comprehend the force of the raw power of
      All
      National
      Agressive
      Leaders

    • @Kmsbismark
      @Kmsbismark Před 3 lety +2

      Pffft

  • @nutterbutter541
    @nutterbutter541 Před 4 lety +481

    Josh: there's been a breach in the autism centre
    Reekid: *lurking and screeching in the background*

  • @bruhboi6900
    @bruhboi6900 Před 4 lety +1800

    G global
    A asult
    Y yeet
    S squad
    👌🏻 “That’s are name boys”

  • @Tw1tchYt
    @Tw1tchYt Před 4 lety +251

    Mully: Josh I’ve always loved you-
    ReeKid: ISSSSIIIIISSS

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 Před 3 lety +2

      @Tom Nook seen it before but it's still a good joke my dude

  • @amarok6787
    @amarok6787 Před 4 lety +28

    "Shit, you stabbed me."
    I laughed at how calm Josh said that.

  • @xriv_er310
    @xriv_er310 Před 4 lety +622

    Me watching a bunch of grown men laugh at a p*nis drawing 😂

  • @trippa3553
    @trippa3553 Před 4 lety +522

    2:44 “It really hurt to sit down afterwards”
    *Mully* “Woah hold on-“
    *YourNarrator* “wait..”
    *Josh* *“I was the puppet...”*

  • @fotzpatricio8720
    @fotzpatricio8720 Před 4 lety +1588

    Imagine the layout in the map actually being applied in the war.

  • @double1777
    @double1777 Před 4 lety +63

    It’s weird watching mully’s video and seeing what happened while Josh was unconscious

  • @runitupmxne6357
    @runitupmxne6357 Před 4 lety +49

    Gilrs in haunted houses:i bet the boys are scared
    Boys in a haunted house :Loads guns*

    • @bryanreynosa5
      @bryanreynosa5 Před 3 lety +1

      Hryhf focus passed yet jhdtfgsffc

    • @alicorn3924
      @alicorn3924 Před 3 lety

      @@bryanreynosa5 Did you have a stroke?

    • @FuzzTried
      @FuzzTried Před 3 lety

      Yes

    • @FuzzTried
      @FuzzTried Před 3 lety

      "yes"

    • @DSX216
      @DSX216 Před 3 lety +1

      "loads lmg" I'm not trapped here with you YOUR TRAPPED HERE WITH ME

  • @toontrix
    @toontrix Před 4 lety +290

    1:52
    Narrator : *sings beautifully*
    Josh : *slowly lowers knife*
    REE kid : *groans* no no
    Knife : *touches REE kid*
    REE kid : *BODY SNAPS*
    Narrator : “there we go”

  • @chynadior8544
    @chynadior8544 Před 4 lety +841

    Submarine. Engaging. Matter. in case of Emergencies. if Needed.
    S.E.M.E.N

  • @valentinboscarino7393
    @valentinboscarino7393 Před 4 lety +19

    I was eating cereal while watching this and I spit out all.the milk in my mouth at the battle plan

  • @soccerflea4563
    @soccerflea4563 Před 3 lety +8

    “I love ginger puppets. My uncle used to play finger puppets with me. It really hurt to sit down afterward”
    “Woah hold on”
    “Wait”
    “I was the puppet”

  • @qd8314
    @qd8314 Před 4 lety +2922

    Leave a like if ree kid makes your day

  • @notacommunistperson9339
    @notacommunistperson9339 Před 4 lety +534

    what class is ree kid?
    Euclid: No
    Keter: Yes
    Safe: My opinion doesn't matter

    • @kronostheking9554
      @kronostheking9554 Před 4 lety +10

      NotACommunistPerson no he is apollyon

    • @GeneralEggo
      @GeneralEggo Před 4 lety +3

      quack quack your opinion is wack

    • @chaosindustry3499
      @chaosindustry3499 Před 4 lety +1

      No his all of it!!

    • @docswgh2314
      @docswgh2314 Před 4 lety +3

      SPC REE: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @GeneralEggo
      @GeneralEggo Před 4 lety +1

      @@docswgh2314 Scp REE : REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

  • @valerter
    @valerter Před 3 lety +3

    10:50 I CNT STOP LAUGHING

  • @87crowhat54
    @87crowhat54 Před 4 lety +6

    1:49 I thought they were gonna sing” and this is the time of my life”

  • @tgwwyt
    @tgwwyt Před 4 lety +187

    Finally someone appreciated rusty cage's song "the knife game song"
    A round of applause for The Narrator👏👏

    • @MorbidTakes
      @MorbidTakes Před 4 lety +3

      You have 69 likes I'm not gonna ruin it.

    • @petteriviitalahde7464
      @petteriviitalahde7464 Před 4 lety +3

      I actually did it with a knife as a 12 year old

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 Před 3 lety +1

      Narrator: use a knife or pencil
      Rusty cage: you cant use a pencil... you cant use a pen.

    • @leolordful
      @leolordful Před 3 lety +2

      The only way is with a knife, when danger is your friend

  • @youngcholo7787
    @youngcholo7787 Před 4 lety +514

    Bruh imagine just hearing "SEND IN THE GAYS!"

    • @voidflamez1996
      @voidflamez1996 Před 4 lety +18

      A whole school will shut down....

    • @sunrei9988
      @sunrei9988 Před 4 lety +10

      It'll be all over the news

    • @equinelc7583
      @equinelc7583 Před 4 lety +3

      pence is quaking

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 Před 4 lety +3

      They’ll be fighting the jizzes and the BBC and the Latina’s that are moving a bunch of orphans

    • @idkwhattoputhere4695
      @idkwhattoputhere4695 Před 4 lety +2

      *you hear something in the distance* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!

  • @t-poseanteater1013
    @t-poseanteater1013 Před rokem +5

    Coming back to this in 2022 feels like a fever dream

  • @NELLIESWORLDS
    @NELLIESWORLDS Před 3 lety +2

    Love ur videos just came across few weeks ago and it makes my day. U guys really have fun with games in vr and in some cases act like people would react to it

  • @mikoyan254
    @mikoyan254 Před 4 lety +237

    JoshDub: upload a video
    Me: Ree kid must be going crazy again

  • @jacobleblanc5222
    @jacobleblanc5222 Před 4 lety +190

    “Jesus haven’t you ever been a junky before “
    Mully-2019

  • @erebusthedragon8017
    @erebusthedragon8017 Před 4 lety +47

    You guys didn’t go over the JIZZ’s elite squad:
    C olonels
    A nd
    B aliistic
    T urrets
    Or, the CABT’s

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 Před 3 lety

      They only show up if the enemy deploys the workers and national kinsmen or the molos independence and liberation front to the battle

  • @Spl1ceEatsChairs
    @Spl1ceEatsChairs Před 4 lety +31

    10:19 I like to play F O R T N I T E on my tablet :]

  • @kaspersfilmpjes
    @kaspersfilmpjes Před 4 lety +32

    2:41
    Josh: i always played finger puppets with my uncle.
    After that it always hurt to sit down
    Mully: Hold on
    Josh: I was the puppet
    FbI oPeN uP

  • @morgankoester5822
    @morgankoester5822 Před 4 lety +34

    7:45
    Not a single human being:
    Ree Kid:"ISIS" *explosions*

  • @diannebryans5679
    @diannebryans5679 Před 3 lety +2

    10:55
    Narrator-What the heeell are you doing.

  • @adryanclay
    @adryanclay Před rokem +4

    Man, the G.A.Y.S needs to be securing the scp foundation.

  • @saqui2323
    @saqui2323 Před 4 lety +61

    You gotta love the creativity of these gamers😂

  • @soulthakidd4240
    @soulthakidd4240 Před 4 lety +77

    *"I was The Puppet"*
    *-JoshDub, 2019*

  • @gabrielobrien6421
    @gabrielobrien6421 Před rokem +2

    If I was gonna die in 24 hours my last wishes would be to meet josh dub and the boys!

  • @kyoukoxizumi642
    @kyoukoxizumi642 Před 4 lety +11

    2:47 and he's Uncle was the puppet Master

  • @BlueMoon-wn5bx
    @BlueMoon-wn5bx Před 4 lety +213

    Who wants to see them doing animated version of this

  • @courtneylister6677
    @courtneylister6677 Před 4 lety +48

    These guys should do horror films. It would be hilarious 😂 like could you imagine having someone like josh with you? Just like “oh no my friend is injured!” And just stabs you in the eye instead of helping

  • @Democracy12348
    @Democracy12348 Před rokem +3

    The intro was hilarious 😂

  • @cyberbetica
    @cyberbetica Před 4 lety +16

    4:05 sprayed wine all over my desk. thanks.

    • @kieranmcginley1262
      @kieranmcginley1262 Před 3 lety

      "Sprayed wine" tf? Since when was wine a spray

    • @green_lettuce
      @green_lettuce Před 3 lety

      @@kieranmcginley1262 I think he ment by spitting it out xD

    • @hexamethylenediamine7934
      @hexamethylenediamine7934 Před rokem

      In what situation would you have wine to watch a YT video?

    • @cyberbetica
      @cyberbetica Před rokem

      @@hexamethylenediamine7934 tuesdays. And Wednesdays. And thu.. you get the idea. Wine is cheap and good. 🍷

  • @jaceinfinite4558
    @jaceinfinite4558 Před 4 lety +195

    Me:*walks in to brothers room*
    My brother: 10:23

  • @John-vt6cr
    @John-vt6cr Před 4 lety +100

    1:01 how every call of duty game starts

    • @ethanhill851
      @ethanhill851 Před 4 lety +2

      Too fucking true

    • @fruity1343
      @fruity1343 Před 4 lety

      Still can’t play the game frick

    • @fruity1343
      @fruity1343 Před 4 lety

      I still caught my dad on the Xbox playing it tho lol

  • @janeymccallum1954
    @janeymccallum1954 Před 3 lety +3

    That is one of the best intros to a vid ever .

  • @Paandaa69
    @Paandaa69 Před 4 lety +2

    The map parts always makes me cry laughing 😂😂

  • @Anonymous-hl9gi
    @Anonymous-hl9gi Před 4 lety +309

    Girls: whats our plan "let's take it slow"
    The boys: whats the plan "we r the gays look out for the S...T...DSSSSSSS!!!!!!"

  • @ocarinaplaya
    @ocarinaplaya Před 4 lety +50

    For real, the shadow puppets seem like a real testament to the new Vive knuckle controller.

  • @legendlawdog7472
    @legendlawdog7472 Před 3 lety +1

    The map plans was by far the funniest part

  • @2o9bozo73
    @2o9bozo73 Před 4 lety +2

    The Map scene Made me hella laugh😂

  • @eternallyspoopy2238
    @eternallyspoopy2238 Před 4 lety +249

    Hearing full grown men say “it’s the jizzes” is something else

    • @grimsimp67
      @grimsimp67 Před 4 lety

      NightCrusher76 What about Ree Kid

    • @eternallyspoopy2238
      @eternallyspoopy2238 Před 4 lety +1

      Jayden Rogers I get it if ReeKid says it, but a full grown man?

    • @oogabooga6034
      @oogabooga6034 Před 4 lety +1

      @@eternallyspoopy2238 they're australian they say cunt and jizzers like its the word and, im also australian and say this all the time

  • @idhamwazir988
    @idhamwazir988 Před 4 lety +17

    1:49 imagine getting killed while your murderer is singing

  • @robynclausen9914
    @robynclausen9914 Před 3 lety +1

    I am addicted to this XD

  • @leahdankovic1629
    @leahdankovic1629 Před 3 lety

    Mully's and Josh's laugh is just comedy itself

  • @xernax1841
    @xernax1841 Před 4 lety +160

    "It's SCP-REE"
    SCP-REE - the crying child

    • @nr-5usrrobot802
      @nr-5usrrobot802 Před 4 lety +7

      I have a feeling 096 and him would get along. . .

    • @red_robin2243
      @red_robin2243 Před 4 lety

      NR-5 USR Robot Probably

    • @avp1874
      @avp1874 Před 4 lety

      NR-5 USR Robot except the fact 096 years everything apart

    • @coolmansogreat
      @coolmansogreat Před 4 lety

      "crying child" fnaf already took that name.

    • @chancho7486
      @chancho7486 Před 4 lety

      @@coolmansogreat YES

  • @MysteriousTOAST
    @MysteriousTOAST Před 4 lety +96

    There kid* revives mully
    *Josh shoots mully*
    "Leave him ther kid* its too late!"
    EDIT: Rhee Kid**

  • @TheCardboardB_andit33
    @TheCardboardB_andit33 Před 3 lety +8

    Me in probably 10 more years:My son, GAYS stands for Global Assaoult Yeet Squad

  • @gruccisupreme153
    @gruccisupreme153 Před 4 lety +1

    I laughed so much and so hard watching this
    Especially the plan drawing part

  • @jaishamalik6515
    @jaishamalik6515 Před 4 lety +76

    “I was the puppet” 😂😂

  • @danikurtosi6378
    @danikurtosi6378 Před 4 lety +65

    Imagine that you say this to your parents:Me-Mom I'm gonna save my nation!
    Mom-Really, how?
    Me- I joined the G.A.Y.S!!

  • @oweeconner3017
    @oweeconner3017 Před 4 lety +1

    I died during the part they were drawing on the board

  • @epicman6146
    @epicman6146 Před 3 lety

    I like how you make it like a movie

  • @sieflee2573
    @sieflee2573 Před 4 lety +84

    3:43 what the f I laughed so hard

  • @therealamerican99.76
    @therealamerican99.76 Před 4 lety +14

    3:15 “what a little beach”

  • @OddyPodGT
    @OddyPodGT Před 4 lety +1

    I love that they always sing the goodbye song to reekid😂😂Josh you always make my day Thanks! Edit: I DIED WHEN THEY DREW ON THE MAP🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @annaraewinchester7254
    @annaraewinchester7254 Před 3 lety +1

    I love their strategies lmao

  • @echo5728
    @echo5728 Před 4 lety +40

    Totinos totinos everybodys talkin about totinos totinos hot pizza rolls

  • @Billion_1
    @Billion_1 Před 4 lety +7

    1:54 that was some cult stuff 🤣

  • @mitsypiperrabe7240
    @mitsypiperrabe7240 Před 3 lety

    Narrator singing the knife game song was the best thing ever!! XD

  • @TheMagicienWorld
    @TheMagicienWorld Před 4 lety

    I'm weirded out that I discovered finger puppets in vr to this type of content, but I love it X)

  • @james-yn8gl
    @james-yn8gl Před 4 lety +50

    Mully: Josh, I feel like its time to tell you
    ReeKid: ISIS

  • @jonitammela762
    @jonitammela762 Před 4 lety +16

    10:23 this just made my day

  • @transport-enthusiast
    @transport-enthusiast Před rokem

    10:43 past that Mark is just hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aidanmartinez7552
    @aidanmartinez7552 Před 6 měsíci +1

    MTF ETA-10 narrator,Josh, and mully are being destroyed to contain SCP:Rekid
    Takes Rekid out in 20 seconds

  • @merk_machine_2429
    @merk_machine_2429 Před 4 lety +19

    When he started talking about his unkle I thought he was going to be heartfelt for a moment..... I forgot who I was watching 😂💀

  • @verziety
    @verziety Před 4 lety +17

    4:29 HMM,
    Seems like the situation will get hairy.

  • @climjimin4745
    @climjimin4745 Před 4 lety

    I can't feel my jaw anymore from laughing . Yeet!!

  • @smigless6154
    @smigless6154 Před 4 lety

    Very good content 10/10 would recommend

  • @kyhost9578
    @kyhost9578 Před 4 lety +3

    4:01 should be a new shirt design 😂😂 Team G.A.Y.S. Global Assault Yeet Squad

  • @voss_3207
    @voss_3207 Před 4 lety +15

    That plan looks like something you see in a high school lockerroom

  • @type1exterminator471
    @type1exterminator471 Před 4 lety

    These are the finest soldiers I have ever seen

  • @morbfan1252
    @morbfan1252 Před 4 lety +1

    Global
    Assault
    Yeet
    Squad
    this says a lot about the boys

  • @theph0enixrage676
    @theph0enixrage676 Před 4 lety +74

    Who else was honestly terrified of ReeKid in the beginning?

  • @daboyz2374
    @daboyz2374 Před 4 lety +38

    "I'm ready to smash the jizzez"
    Narrator 2019

  • @datboi5248
    @datboi5248 Před 4 lety

    The fact that they lose it in the video makes this all that much better

  • @courtneycleckler4077
    @courtneycleckler4077 Před 4 lety

    when you do the slow killing with the knife with that little song about goodbye that's is soo hilarious

  • @YourOtherBoi
    @YourOtherBoi Před 4 lety +7

    Mully: There's no time for refreshments. Josh: Get outa here with your perfectly tracked fingers

  • @skeetskeet4403
    @skeetskeet4403 Před 4 lety +29

    11:09 that’s my brother at 3am😂

  • @busterholt5136
    @busterholt5136 Před 4 lety

    These guys always make my day 😀😍

  • @firetimefireline4396
    @firetimefireline4396 Před 2 lety

    I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe

  • @rachelbamff
    @rachelbamff Před 4 lety +33

    I’m embarrassed at the Texan in me that went “AYEEEE” when you said Whataburger hahaha

  • @lilscar4997
    @lilscar4997 Před 4 lety +18

    Narrator: on the floor
    Josh: points gun right at his face
    Me:get that gun away from his face

  • @jennifermartin985
    @jennifermartin985 Před 2 lety

    i love the starting skit

  • @shadowthehedgeogbasket1822

    1:48 poesia! Autentica poesia!! 🤣🤣