Who Covers The Cleaning Fee? BARBARIAN Movie Reaction, First Time Watching

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  • čas přidán 7. 11. 2022
  • If you like vacation home amenities that include cave troll cuddles and regular bottle feedings then you'll love this full movie reaction to Barbarian!
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  • @haiyez
    @haiyez Před rokem +1076

    “Who owns the AirBNB? Is it that long-tittied goblin?!” I’m literally crying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @marcusthompson1031
      @marcusthompson1031 Před rokem +53

      Never know what's gonna come out of Landi's mouth once she's invested🤣 my siblings and I are the same

    • @mauntraedouglas2260
      @mauntraedouglas2260 Před rokem +8

      😹😹😹

    • @shariisalwaysbored
      @shariisalwaysbored Před rokem +9

      My fave line 😂

    • @itss_nattyj
      @itss_nattyj Před rokem +14

      I think she says Long-tittie Gollum (LOTR), not goblin. 😂

    • @treasurerox
      @treasurerox Před rokem +20

      @@itss_nattyj she said both! goblin the first time and Gollum the second. i had to rewind them both to hear 😂

  • @trenvert123
    @trenvert123 Před rokem +596

    I do like how in this film, everyone is who they appear to be. The first guy actually was nice, the guy telling her to get out of the house really did just want her out of the house, the bad person stayed a bad person.

    • @harleenvanblair5229
      @harleenvanblair5229 Před rokem +121

      I feel like something that no one has talked about is how the basement mother was the true victim in the movie

    • @idunno3370
      @idunno3370 Před rokem

      @@harleenvanblair5229 all the women held in the basement were the true victims. even goblin momma was just a product of her environment. the only genuinely bad people were AJ and the cops

    • @eduardobloom4613
      @eduardobloom4613 Před rokem +4

      Mama no

  • @xandra_5099
    @xandra_5099 Před rokem +501

    I love how we are all immediately suspicious of Keith and then boom. No more Keith 😭🤣

    • @cassandra2968
      @cassandra2968 Před rokem +34

      I know!!!! :(( poor Keith..

    • @hander929
      @hander929 Před rokem +24

      Literally! The whole time he was around I was waiting for him to do something to Tess

  • @Joker_JAK
    @Joker_JAK Před rokem +1032

    I love how Keith is a perfectly good guy. No ill intentions whatsoever, and, yet, he's seen as creepy and untrustworthy. Bill played him so well.

    • @sonofmoss
      @sonofmoss Před rokem +117

      @Coco Tyler my friend Hector wondered “what happened to him in his life to make him cry and scream in his sleep?”

    • @Joker_JAK
      @Joker_JAK Před rokem +74

      @@sonofmoss Sometimes people just do that in their sleep. Doesn't mean they had any major trauma. Though, it's certainly possible.

    • @Joker_JAK
      @Joker_JAK Před rokem +53

      @Coco Tyler What's funny is that he played Pennywise. So he DID look like a monster.

    • @HH-kv3gv
      @HH-kv3gv Před rokem +71

      especially when people were going into this thinking he was gonna be typecasted as the evil villain 🤪🤪

    • @destinyhope3638
      @destinyhope3638 Před rokem +32

      Except when he tried to drag her in the wrong direction in the tunnel! I was screaming at my tv!

  • @eliseivanica
    @eliseivanica Před rokem +259

    “did you not have a mother? no one to raise you?” well… if she didn’t… she definitely got one 😍😍😍

    • @AlandaParker
      @AlandaParker  Před rokem +88

      My god!!! The truest twist! It’s almost benevolent, cause Tess NEEDS guidance 😭😭😭

  • @emilyyy8870
    @emilyyy8870 Před rokem +110

    I know Tess made so many "bad" decisions because she kept wanting to save people she didn't really know, but it was her empathy that saved her in the end. She was able to recognize that Mama Gollum was a victim, and empathized with her. I think Mama Gollum also saw in the end that Justin Long's character was a piece of shit just like Frank. Crazy how by the end of this movie we don't want the Mother to die. Tess was able to recognize straight away that what ever went down in that basement was evil and dangerous, but Keith just didn't get it or really believe her despite that long conversation about women's safety the night before. Similarly, JL's character felt zero fear being down there until confronted by the Mother. If everyone had listened to Tess when she said they should leave, everyone would still be alive.

  • @DanCrowleyNYC
    @DanCrowleyNYC Před rokem +64

    "Detective Tess, carry your ass upstairs" - I am DYING LAUGHING. But yes, this movie put us THROUGH it too!!

  • @driazia
    @driazia Před rokem +293

    After watching a few reactions, I've realized Tess is so determined to save Justin Long because she feels guilty abouy Keith's death. Love you Alanda! Your inflections kill me and thanks for nicknaming the woman Mommy Gollum. The world needs to know that name. ☺️

    • @AlandaParker
      @AlandaParker  Před rokem +153

      This definitely does seem like a large part of her motivation but WOULDNT BE ENOUGH FOR ME 🙃. I hate to say it but I would’ve sprinted, sent help, and received my medical treatment in a different state…

    • @driazia
      @driazia Před rokem +30

      @@AlandaParker lol there's nothing wrong with that!

    • @mirrorforce8025
      @mirrorforce8025 Před rokem +6

      That's insanely stupid of her.

  • @scheibechrome
    @scheibechrome Před rokem +212

    Alanda & Zzavid are the only reason I can handle horror 😂

    • @tgardner11
      @tgardner11 Před rokem +6

      OMG HE BETTER REACT TO THIS! I need it!

    • @elizahmoran3855
      @elizahmoran3855 Před rokem +4

      He's reacting to it on Saturday

    • @indiefairy09
      @indiefairy09 Před rokem +5

      Same!!! Zzvaid got me into horror and I still have to cover the screen on some parts even during a reaction. But I’m so glad I know understand why ppl love the genre. And I’m watching this at 2am. I’ve come a long way

    • @hopobilbow1551
      @hopobilbow1551 Před rokem +1

      You have excellent taste 🙌

  • @athenachen7770
    @athenachen7770 Před rokem +14

    "Am I to suckle on this rancid teat" is such a randomly Shakespearean sentence it's even iambic pentameter and everything

  • @Haplo699g
    @Haplo699g Před rokem +66

    Barbarian feels like two movies smooshed together and somehow still works.

  • @Breerox108
    @Breerox108 Před rokem +255

    The director stated he was inspired to write this after reading The Gift of Fear. In that book it talks about a lot of the red flags that women are taught to ignore, and the author encourages them to instead listen to their instincts. You can see this with Tess because her instincts are definitely there, she just struggles with self-doubt. Something I love about Tess is that even through her frustrating decision making you can tell she really is driven by empathy. Her want to believe the best in everyone is also her downfall. A couple of times throughout the movie you see her ignoring the call of her boyfriend that she mentions to Keith, who is controlling and bad for her but someone she is having a hard time leaving. I feel almost certain that by the end of this movie she has a newfound strength and will break up with his ass.

    • @marianne5055
      @marianne5055 Před rokem +45

      Speaking of red flags I love how the movie shows the difference in reactions between Tess, Keith and AJ when it comes to sensing danger. Like Tess (very rightly) gets freaked out over the hidden room with the camera and wants to leave. Keith is concerned, yet dismissive of Tess. And AJ is completely oblivious.

    • @thatlemonadeguy6742
      @thatlemonadeguy6742 Před rokem +23

      That's why she kept coming back to the house. Her relationship with her boyfriend was symbolism for her unwillingness to let dangerous/toxic situations go bc her kind heart made her think she could fix them.

    • @mirrorforce8025
      @mirrorforce8025 Před rokem +1

      Empathy for a man she met once? They should at least have made Keith her abusive boyfriend so she'd be locked into a reason to wanna save him. This isn't empathy it's idiocy.

    • @Breerox108
      @Breerox108 Před rokem +18

      @@mirrorforce8025 I don't understand what you mean? You can be empathetic to people you have never even met, many people are.

    • @mirrorforce8025
      @mirrorforce8025 Před rokem

      @@Breerox108 her actions being blamed on empathy annoyed me because it’s just plain stupid. She puts her life on the line for guys she knew for two seconds and were supposed to think “oh she just is really emotional”. Like no she’s a moron. Also I very much believe none of y’all know what empathy actually means.
      She’s not empathizing she’s being an idiot. It says something when I root for the final girl to die. Maybe if she knew them better I can understand why’d she place her own life on the line, but this feels like giving away your life savings to a guy who offered you a lift to the airport.

  • @tylerfoster6267
    @tylerfoster6267 Před rokem +104

    According to IMDb Trivia, Zach Cregger was inspired to write this after reading a book about the things women should look out for as signs of danger, and came up with a short about a woman who ignores a bunch of red flags, which was later expanded into this. So the people yelling at the screen at every one of her decisions are correct.

  • @Asami0303
    @Asami0303 Před rokem +342

    this lady had me yelling at the screen telling her not to do half the dumb shit she did💀 Tess is honestly a better person than me cuz i would’ve left two ppl i didn’t know in that house. tf I look like?? batman?? like hell nah i’d call the cops for them and leave

    • @AlandaParker
      @AlandaParker  Před rokem +49

      👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @sarahgabriella84
      @sarahgabriella84 Před rokem +29

      Calling the cops as a black person? Fuck no, she shoulda just gotten somebody else.

    • @901swiftie4
      @901swiftie4 Před rokem +29

      @@sarahgabriella84 “uh uh get somebody else to do it. it’s two people right there.” 🤣

    • @Gryffindorruless
      @Gryffindorruless Před rokem +7

      @@901swiftie4 bye 💀

    • @phglam
      @phglam Před rokem +4

      Omg thank you soooo much 💖 💓 ME TOO. I was yelling too

  • @BoxOKittens
    @BoxOKittens Před rokem +148

    I do feel so sad for 'mama gollum' lol. The only thing she knows other than pain and evil is the pure love of a mother for her baby, and so she desperately wants to have that. In a perfect world she could have been rescued and given help, but alas this city's cops are so under par that a gang could do better.

  • @JTMason001
    @JTMason001 Před rokem +59

    Mother was actually played by a male actor who did a phenomenal job! At first you’re terrified of her but then she ended up redeeming herself in a way. I felt nothing for AJ but felt so bad for Keith. Such a GREAT horror movie! Best of the year so far for me!

  • @nerd26373
    @nerd26373 Před rokem +458

    Barbarian is a brutal masterpiece. It’s not something you see everyday. We appreciate Alanda’s humor, charisma, amd charm. She’s surely one of a kind here on this platform.

    • @MJ-hz6gh
      @MJ-hz6gh Před rokem +28

      The film is good, but that’s it, y’all just throwing the word masterpiece on everything lmao

    • @Ghostface1998
      @Ghostface1998 Před rokem +6

      @@MJ-hz6gh even tho I love this movie I don’t think it’s a masterpiece it has flaws that’s fs.

    • @MJ-hz6gh
      @MJ-hz6gh Před rokem +7

      @@Ghostface1998 agreed, it’s a good time and the first half is really tense and creepy but it has a lot of flaws, esp the last act being very weak

    • @Ghostface1998
      @Ghostface1998 Před rokem +3

      @@MJ-hz6gh I wouldn’t say a lot for me personally. The only issues I have is these characters felt way too smart to make the stupid decisions they made, the mother was somehow a bit superhuman especially with how durable she was, and the homeless guy should’ve been more calm when telling Tess to leave the house cause who tf is gonna listen to you when you are literally chasing them. It’s still a 8.5-9/10 for me. X still reigns supreme as my fav horror movie of the year.

    • @willthomas2310
      @willthomas2310 Před rokem +2

      @@MJ-hz6gh Forreal! Like WTF? Lol!

  • @KashWill9
    @KashWill9 Před rokem +85

    When Justin Long “AJ” started measuring that basement to sell the extra square feet, I was dying 🤣🤣 Awesome movie 🎥 🍿

    • @KashWill9
      @KashWill9 Před rokem +2

      @Anna Marfa yep & he was so excited 😂

  • @derek6460
    @derek6460 Před rokem +142

    "She has no will to survive; she has no smarts; she has zero intelligence; she doesn't even have the basic instinct..."
    lmao loved hearing you roast Tess while watching this

    • @stephenboisvert8414
      @stephenboisvert8414 Před rokem +17

      There's so much to unpack on a first viewing, but I like that this goes back to the theme of expected behavior of men vs. expected behavior of women. Tess and Keith touch on it in their conversation about role reversals, but really everything that Tess does later is pretty much all the same behavior that would be considered "heroic" if a man did it. There's the old saying, "there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity" but I think it could be argued that there is no line. The difference is determined by perspective.

    • @DerMoerpler
      @DerMoerpler Před rokem +9

      @@stephenboisvert8414 Tess also tells Keith how she has a habit of going back for guys, and several times she declined calls from what is presumably her ex she tends o go back to.

    • @Enjouchi
      @Enjouchi Před rokem +1

      I feel like that could've been a great tiktok audio 😂

  • @richardperez7205
    @richardperez7205 Před rokem +314

    For a directorial debut, Zach Creggers knocked this out of the park, it was truly indescribable but an amazing experience. I personally liked Tess, once she talked about how she acted with her ex-boyfriend, I knew what kind of person she’d be. I felt that she had good instincts, but her kindness and emotions superseded her sense. Ironically, her being too nice got her in trouble but also saved her life. I thought the ending with the “mother” was genuinely heartbreaking, and the movie aced its mission statement of “how women treat and are treated in general and specifically in dangerous situations compared to men.”

    • @scotthewitt258
      @scotthewitt258 Před rokem +9

      I have to say the sudden turn when they went into the hidden room in the basement was both sudden and truly unexpected. Was a really well-done twist.

    • @sarahgabriella84
      @sarahgabriella84 Před rokem

      Just sucks that it had violence against women at its main theme. Would have been enough if Tess was the only woman in danger here but no, they had to add a fucked up backstory for the "monster".

    • @bidishah
      @bidishah Před rokem +4

      Literally didn't know this was a directorial debut!

    • @emilyyy8870
      @emilyyy8870 Před rokem +32

      @@sarahgabriella84 Violence against women is a common theme in every woman's life, so making art about it makes sense. And at its core the Mother is a victim, not a monster, which is why in the end the audience wants her to survive and JL's character to die. It's not a movie about violence against women, it's a movie about believing women. Tess immediately knew the horrors that went on in the room with the camera, and if Keith had believed her instead of treating her like she was hysterical he would have survived. This movie is about men taking women's experiences seriously, and the juxtaposition between our experiences. Women walk through the world knowing that bad things happen to women all the time, and men walk through the world oblivious (with a measuring tape).

    • @idunno3370
      @idunno3370 Před rokem +6

      @@sarahgabriella84 it doesn't suck at all lmfao what are you talking about

  • @CyberStockholmSyndrome
    @CyberStockholmSyndrome Před rokem +81

    I ALSO thought Keith was in on it in the beginning. Because he was just soooo awkward and against Tess leaving when she explained the potential threat in the house. AND EVEN WHEN HE WAS IN THE CAVE I was still suspicious because he was trying to pull her TOWARDS the danger instead of away. In the end, I felt so bad, because he really was just A GUY.
    The trailer really led to the misdirect of the century, because they really made it seem like he was the one being a creep. This is like...Psycho level misdirection and I'm into it.

    • @AlandaParker
      @AlandaParker  Před rokem +27

      I AGREE 100! I did not trust him a lick! Right up until his unfortunate head smashing I was scared he was in on some shenanigan 💀

    • @CyberStockholmSyndrome
      @CyberStockholmSyndrome Před rokem +12

      @@AlandaParker My reaction was LITERALLY “….oh….my bad 😅”

    • @maca76
      @maca76 Před rokem

      i cant feel bad for him, he may not have bd intentions but he is so stupid that he becomes an antagonist, like many people irl is not just evil that ruins things its stupidity

  • @AnaFox
    @AnaFox Před rokem +72

    Seriously, the trajectory was so unexpected. The way you were telling Tess off had me in stitches! She must have heard you because she took some pointers. Thank God!

  • @jmspag
    @jmspag Před rokem +158

    Your reaction to the first appearance of the “mother” did NOT disappoint. Had to rewind and watch it twice before I could continue on. Much love to you from Taiwan!

    • @Misterexel
      @Misterexel Před rokem +15

      I watched it like five times. She was in distress. 😩😭😭😭😭

    • @ChelseaCrystina
      @ChelseaCrystina Před rokem +6

      I came looking to see if anyone else did the same 😂 I was in stitches

  • @shemajdgantt5732
    @shemajdgantt5732 Před rokem +15

    As a detroiter, the whole "only one house left standing on the street" is completely realistic.

  • @BlueMusicful
    @BlueMusicful Před rokem +21

    “That the second arrivee... departs!” 😂 Alanda was so annoyed that Tess and Keith didn’t know what to do with that double-booked Airbnb situation. It’s not rocket science. Whomever gets there first, gets to stay!

  • @dess234
    @dess234 Před rokem +14

    Her first mistake was getting an airbnb in Detroit LMAOOO like girl be serious. And her following Keith pissed me off, I woulda turned into keke Palmer so fast. “Sorry to that man” like girl you called for this man over 10 times and got no answer, that’s your answer😭

  • @peace255aj3
    @peace255aj3 Před rokem +202

    This movie was so fresh, that twist got me!! Such a masterpiece. We needed something fresh in horror, so props to them for creating something new :)

    • @peace255aj3
      @peace255aj3 Před rokem +4

      I love your reactions SO MUCH. This was so much fun. Wish nothing be the best for you queen!

    • @MJ-hz6gh
      @MJ-hz6gh Před rokem +9

      “Masterpiece”, what a reach lol

    • @bennett7099
      @bennett7099 Před rokem +5

      @@MJ-hz6gh you realize the word "masterpiece" is subjective right? just because one person thinks it that way doesn't mean you or anyone else has to

  • @henninggirl261
    @henninggirl261 Před rokem +14

    "Yuck, mind your business." The unofficial tagline for this movie. 😂

  • @alfredmeneses5496
    @alfredmeneses5496 Před rokem +21

    One of my favorite things about this movie is that in the first part, you’re yelling at Tess to not go down the basement and you feel bad that Keith dies at the hands of the Mother; and in the second part as soon as you hear AJ basically admit he assaulted that actress, you’re automatically on board with him getting taken. Loved your reaction!

  • @Floppsy
    @Floppsy Před rokem +68

    Well in retrospect I was sad about the first victim (in fairness it was pure idiocy to go down there), that being said!! After Justin Long appeared I was rooting for her with my whole chest to GET HIM, so I feel you Alanda lmaooo

  • @JeshuaSquirrel
    @JeshuaSquirrel Před rokem +8

    Also, I think Bill Skarsgard saying "Do I look like a monster?" was also a joke on that he played Pennywise in IT.

  • @BoxOKittens
    @BoxOKittens Před rokem +197

    My mom and I went to see this in theatres! We were both suspicious of the first guy right up until his death, then we felt bad for him lol. We also both felt so bad for the 'mother' but also knew that the main girl had to get away, and couldn't while the 'mother' was still alive. It's kind of cool how this movie gives us three different 'types' of guys. The first is well-meaning and awkward, but ultimately harmless. The second is harmful but in a 'non-violent' way, and the third is the violent harmful kind.

    • @lillustpotion
      @lillustpotion Před rokem +18

      I think it’s interesting that Keith is seen as harmless. He manipulated her and didn’t listen to her from the very start. She didn’t want to come in. He insisted. She wanted to sleep on the sofa. He forced her to move to the bedroom because of his ideas. He asked her to open wine for a second time after she’d already said no. The awkward hovering before leaving the bedroom wasn’t an accident. The “nice guy” debt needed to be paid, remember? (We all know what that one is ladies!) When she was upset and wanted to leave he didn’t believe her, treated her as a typical hysterical woman and ultimately got himself killed and Tess trapped for weeks and weeks. He just didn’t beat or rape her is all. The bar is in HELL.

    • @lizunyan
      @lizunyan Před rokem +17

      There was also the homeless man, who was a bystander. He knew all about what happened in the house, so the community knew and talked about it but did nothing. The cops were even worse

    • @lillustpotion
      @lillustpotion Před rokem +1

      @@lizunyan omg you’re so right?!

    • @moonchild4306
      @moonchild4306 Před rokem +7

      @@lillustpotion Tbh I agree with you but also (maybe I'm just horrible with these situations like Tess lol) I think he was genuinely concerned for her but just super fucking awkward. I don't think he was really trying to manipulate her per se. He wanted her to stay because he didn't want her going out at night in a terrible neighborhood. I think he genuinely felt bad about the mismanaged reservation situation. He wanted her to sleep in the bed because he was chivalrous.
      He really wanted her to be sure he didn't poison the wine. He was hovering in the room because in my opinion he's a bit socially inept and had a nice time and didn't know how to leave the situation. I've been there many many times. I didn't get the vibe that he was expecting sex.
      I think he really was an awkward guy with well-placed intentions and horrible execution. Just in my opinion, I think he recognized himself, being a big 6'4 man, as a danger to Tess because she's a woman and was trying really hard to overcompensate for it by being as non-threatening as possible and making her feel safe. Then again, maybe my character judgment is horrible and I just would've ended up dead lmao

    • @yvetterocksyeah
      @yvetterocksyeah Před 9 měsíci

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@lizunyan Are you talking about the black homeless man, if you are, I remember him telling her to not go into that house. Granted his approach of telling her will scared anyone 😂 but you will think she already suspicious of the house and the neighborhood will be willing to at least listen to the homeless man who by the way lives in the neighborhood and has insight of the place. But she didn’t I guess because of him being homeless, she probably didn’t find him worth the time of listening.

  • @Allonsy305
    @Allonsy305 Před rokem +25

    All of Alanda's nicknames for the mother are killing me. "Who owns the Air BnB the long titty goblin?" 🤣

  • @tvpivm
    @tvpivm Před rokem +25

    Absolutely my favorite horror movie of this year, and even just my fave movie all genres included lmao.
    Btw I'm dying at the synchronized "what" at 4:26. This movie at some points reminded me a lot of "the people under the stairs"!
    Also, Justin Long deserves to be recognized for being the amazing scream king he is, Jeepers Creepers is my favorite horror movie ever , half of that because the movie is terrifying, and the other half because of his performance there

  • @bellissimatesoro
    @bellissimatesoro Před rokem +18

    still can't get over how it had me in the first half thinking keith was the villian because tess so easily was down to crash at a house with a stranger only to fight like hell to see another day🍿

  • @RJJJJay
    @RJJJJay Před rokem +30

    Your reaction to the mother for the first time was SO felt! My friend and I were both screaming WTF is THAT?! Poor Keith!! lol. This reaction, like all, did not disappoint, Alanda! Glad you survived this one!

  • @joshfaruque8929
    @joshfaruque8929 Před rokem +17

    This has got to be one of your funniest reactions to date. Your reaction when the naked monster lady reveals herself had me laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe. 😂

  • @e-jenna
    @e-jenna Před rokem +21

    i watched this yesterday and i thought it was terrifying, funny and sad. i really liked how unpredictable it was, truly keeps you on the edge of your seat the whole time.

  • @itzretrowill121
    @itzretrowill121 Před rokem +18

    Your reaction to this movie was legit ME every moment during the runtime. I kept screaming at Tess to JUST LEAVE! Your reaction to "Mama Gollum" was GOLD! UNMATCHED! Loved loved loved your reaction to this! Cannot wait for the next video :)

  • @nor.theband
    @nor.theband Před rokem +9

    3:07 “did you not have a mother? No one to raise you?” 😳😂 oh girl just wait

  • @theaterbear
    @theaterbear Před rokem +18

    This made my night. I've enjoyed your reactions for a while now - but a good friend of mine played "the mother" in this so I've been skipping through a lot reaction videos to see people's responses to his/her entrance - yours was, by far, my favorite. I think I'm going to have to show it to him. :)
    Also, there's apparently a cut scene where mother had to chew up a rat and baby bird feed it into Justin Long's mouth - it was like their second day of shooting and they'd just met - during COVID - and he's like "ok so I'm gonna spit in your mouth now I guess..."

    • @AlandaParker
      @AlandaParker  Před rokem +7

      OMG THIS ANECDOTE IS SENDING ME 😭😭😭😭😭!!! The level of commitment is just so impressive; I simply could not. Your friend devoured this role
      Also thank you so much 💛

    • @theaterbear
      @theaterbear Před rokem +1

      @@AlandaParker hey also - I believe you sing right? I think I've heard you a little here and there in some of your videos. If you do, I feel like you should be seen for Catherine of Aragon in the musical "Six". Seems like an ideal fit for your personality. czcams.com/video/m8093l_-uGc/video.html

    • @AlandaParker
      @AlandaParker  Před rokem +3

      @@theaterbear I remember hearing a lot about this show! The costumes are 😍 and the performances are strong. I only sing to myself for funsies but your faith in me is so warming

    • @SandraSealySeawomanBDS
      @SandraSealySeawomanBDS Před rokem

      Day...yuuuuuuuuum!

  • @Cagon415
    @Cagon415 Před rokem +17

    This movie was crazy. It seems like it was just testing how we perceive things. I was thoroughly entertained. You were great as always.

  • @CinemaGuyTy
    @CinemaGuyTy Před rokem +20

    You’re such a joy to watch movies with, Alanda! The way I laughed at your reactions to this 😂🤣 Cheers, Queen 🥂

  • @austinwiitanen
    @austinwiitanen Před rokem +27

    This is the funniest reaction I've seen yet, the way you cope with humor is unmatched and so damn entertaining. The underground scene with Keith horrified me in theaters, the transition of you being terrified in that moment to "Mr. Long!" and "that long tittied goblin" had me DYING!
    *On a day you're feeling something fun, please do a reaction to Do Revenge! It's like Cruel Intentions, Mean Girls, Jawbreaker, and Clueless wrapped in one.

  • @jactober
    @jactober Před rokem +11

    The story of MOTHER was so heartbreaking, upsetting and fucked up. i genuinely teared up a little bit when she died and i sincerely felt so bad for her 😭.

  • @jacobinman7054
    @jacobinman7054 Před rokem +29

    So excited for this! Thank you Alanda! Hope you loved it as much as I did

  • @symonew33
    @symonew33 Před rokem +15

    I was so suspicious of Keith lol when he went to get her luggage out of her car I was like “Great the dummy let him tamper with her car and her keys” 😭😭 sorry poor dead Keith

  • @Haus0fHorror
    @Haus0fHorror Před rokem +10

    I mean, if Bill Skarsgard invited me in I wouldn't say no 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @prettymuchbangtan
    @prettymuchbangtan Před rokem +45

    just started my chemo session and this came up on my alerts, a much better way to spend this hour of bullshit! love you alanda!

  • @screamstreamreactions
    @screamstreamreactions Před rokem +47

    Attendance Check

  • @juniper665
    @juniper665 Před rokem +54

    I actually felt really bad for Keith because I knew he was a misdirect and watching it under those lenses, to me he just seemed like someone who struggled socially and I immediately related hard to him. Its something thats really smart about the movie where it expects you to judge a book by its cover, something that happens in real life often but its what you aren't expecting that gets you.

    • @michelle6337
      @michelle6337 Před rokem +16

      Agreed! I thought those early scenes when Tess first showed up and he was trying so hard not to make her uncomfortable were very well-written. He was clearly just as unsure of what to do but didn't want to come off as a creep.

    • @indo_game3516
      @indo_game3516 Před rokem +4

      Maybe keith was trying to lure tess and kill her in the basement, but he checked the other door and unlucky he met the mother and dies. We dont know dude, i never feel bad for having suspicion on him. We just dont get to know his intentions before he died

    • @karina4660
      @karina4660 Před rokem +2

      @@indo_game3516 JJAJAJAJ

  • @Atem_in_the_streets
    @Atem_in_the_streets Před rokem +7

    Alanda quote of the week:
    "Is it that long tiddied goblin??"

  • @jmynnabors9610
    @jmynnabors9610 Před rokem +9

    My whole theater was cracking up at this movie because we were all so shocked. Everyone was looking at each other in confusion and disgust.

  • @NIKKI_NASH
    @NIKKI_NASH Před rokem +21

    Girl I am sneaking and watching this at work cause I had to see your reaction! And you gave me everything I needed today 😂. That movie is SO wild! Such a rollercoaster. This is probably my favorite movie I’ve seen this year.

    • @AlandaParker
      @AlandaParker  Před rokem +13

      Nothing makes me happier than finding out they’re paying you to watch YT! IKDR!! 💀

    • @NIKKI_NASH
      @NIKKI_NASH Před rokem +4

      @@AlandaParker they sure are Sis. They just don’t know it !😉 😆

  • @reservoirdude92
    @reservoirdude92 Před rokem +47

    Despite some whacked out character motivations and a lackluster final 10 minutes, this film is truly a breath of fresh air in terms of the sheer level of "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MOVIE" energy throughout 🤣
    Also shout out to my boy Zach from The Whitest Kids U Know for making this crazy ass flick!

    • @Breerox108
      @Breerox108 Před rokem +11

      Lackluster final 10 minutes? My theater was ROARING with laughter at the water tower scene lol.

    • @Jaeony
      @Jaeony Před rokem

      @Coco Tyler I couldn’t handle seeing her dive for Tess like I was cackling !

    • @aksharpatel2803
      @aksharpatel2803 Před rokem

      @Coco Tyler It was not campy.

    • @aksharpatel2803
      @aksharpatel2803 Před rokem

      @Coco Tyler You don't need to ask for me to reply.

    • @Phil-D1
      @Phil-D1 Před rokem

      @@aksharpatel2803 it was

  • @mirafterhours
    @mirafterhours Před rokem +52

    Every time you say “the 80s where a terrible time “ it makes me laugh bc you’ll never let us forget it😭😭😭

    • @brandonj7458
      @brandonj7458 Před rokem +15

      Lol she will NEVER...she truly believes it with her whole heart and from what she be watching CHILD SHE AIN'T LYIN

    • @mirafterhours
      @mirafterhours Před rokem +3

      @@brandonj7458 no literally 😭 every time she says it the movie she’s watching just proves her point

    • @RitualBlood
      @RitualBlood Před rokem +16

      It literally was though. The misogyny, racism and homophobia back then was terrible, but nowadays all I see in media is people glamorising the 80s and going on about how great of a time it was. I may not have lived through it, but history speaks for itself.

    • @brandonj7458
      @brandonj7458 Před rokem +6

      @@RitualBlood not a single lie spoken and my bi sexual multiracial mouthy ass would have my head on a spike at the city limits as a warning for all to see or just POOF disappear never to be found 🤣😂.....nah I'm good

  • @dusk10b89
    @dusk10b89 Před rokem +13

    I'm glad you got to see this film as fresh as possible! I think this film really works so much better when you go in with as little knowledge about the plot as possible. I knew you wouldn't agree with a lot of the choices Tess made, but what I love about this movie is the way it shows how it's the men's decisions that really have the worst outcomes for Tess. Frank and AJ of course, but even Keith, who seems like a nice guy, is constantly undercutting Tess's choices at the beginning, thinking that he knows better than her.

  • @sorabove
    @sorabove Před rokem +3

    "Am i to suckle, from this rancid TEAT?!" Had me DYING

  • @tionak
    @tionak Před rokem +5

    Justin Long is a certified Scream King and I love that for him.

  • @amc21
    @amc21 Před rokem +6

    Lol " is that the end of the movie "lol. Love your reactions.

  • @wemdoto4201
    @wemdoto4201 Před rokem +17

    I’ve heard a lot of good things about this movie. I’m so excited!

  • @Josiahpapayas
    @Josiahpapayas Před rokem +10

    This movie is a masterpiece and alandas reactions >> she gifted us this morning 🙌🏼

  • @zan6517
    @zan6517 Před rokem +7

    2022 horror films have been something else this year. X, Pearl, Fresh, Barbarian, Scream 5, Bodies Bodies Bodies, Orphan First Kill, The Black Phone

    • @adamsbriee6330
      @adamsbriee6330 Před rokem +1

      And then Halloween Ends…. 😬

    • @zan6517
      @zan6517 Před rokem

      @@adamsbriee6330 havent see any of the halloween films YET thats why its not included

    • @adamsbriee6330
      @adamsbriee6330 Před rokem +1

      @@zan6517 you can skip a whole bunch if you want. Some aren’t essential viewing, and also not even that good 😵‍💫

  • @sarahgabriella84
    @sarahgabriella84 Před rokem +8

    Alanda always asking the good questions.

  • @gaemer88
    @gaemer88 Před rokem +30

    I KNOW WHAT I'M WATCHING AFTER WORK!!! OMG can't wait to see what you thought of this movie it's INSAAANE! Unfortunately the twist got ruined for me so I couldn't fully enjoy that aspect. Such a bummer. Hope you're having a wonderful week beautiful!! ❤️

  • @keithgerholt8945
    @keithgerholt8945 Před rokem +10

    “Who owns the Airbnb? Is it that long titty goblin?” I AM SCREAMING LMAOO

  • @beccabattalio
    @beccabattalio Před rokem +5

    Your reaction was relatable for sure. I screamed so loud when the mother first appeared. Lol

  • @ZoneXavierr
    @ZoneXavierr Před rokem +11

    I’m already stanning lmao this is one of my favorite recent horror films!

  • @SwampBrat19
    @SwampBrat19 Před rokem +7

    Girl I was gagged! I’m so happy you got to enjoy this crazy movie without any spoilers. It’s crazy how by the end we all lowkey felt so sad for Mama 💖 She can’t help it 😭

  • @gus-bw1yl
    @gus-bw1yl Před rokem +6

    make a ' pearl ' reaction was one of the best horror movies of that year.
    much love to you 💛!!!

  • @TUN3MODE
    @TUN3MODE Před rokem +10

    I really enjoyed this one. Completely different than what I was expecting. I do wish they would've touched a bit more on "Carlos" and where the rest of his "kids" were though. When the homeless guy said there was something more dangerous in the house, I didn't know he meant this decrepit old man whose bedridden.😂😂

  • @cinefiend4059
    @cinefiend4059 Před 11 měsíci +2

    The movie truly subverted expectations for me. I really felt bad for Mother Gollum and was actually touched when she blew a kiss at Tess and I was in tears when the A-hole, played to slimy perfection by Justin Long, threw Tess after she pleaded no. And the song at the end was just perfection. A glorious reaction once again. You've quickly become my favorite movie reactor. Much love and can't wait for more.

  • @wemdoto4201
    @wemdoto4201 Před rokem +6

    She was in the car…and she decided to go back in the house… I can’t take it

  • @stephanieodonnell7481
    @stephanieodonnell7481 Před rokem +3

    “Long Tittied Gollum” 😂 It’s gems like this that make watching you so
    much fun.

  • @im4481
    @im4481 Před rokem +20

    Alanda girl, you keep picking absolute HITS! I haven't even seen the reaction but my day is already made. Make a Patreon, girly! We wanna pay you for your content! lol

    • @im4481
      @im4481 Před rokem +3

      NAWT LONGTITTY GOLLUM!

  • @demiandjbfan1
    @demiandjbfan1 Před rokem +12

    Great timing, I just watched this movie yesterday and it is crazy lol it went in a completely different direction from where I thought it would go. So interesting and also a very good social commentary on the relationships between men and women or the socialization of men and women. Tess brings up how she had to have her guard up when met with Keith in the house, but if it was the other way around he would have no second thought about his safety when settling in. And it's this nonchalance or lack of self preservation in men that leads to both Keith's and AJ's deaths, with Keith just acting like Tess is a paranoid woman and overreacting when she found something in the basement and walking down and even going further and AJ when he stumbles upon the mine but thinks nothing of it and just keeps measuring. And then of course what almost leads to Tess's downfall is her compassion.

    • @AlandaParker
      @AlandaParker  Před rokem +7

      😭😭😭 all of this! But I have to say Tess was kinder than I could’ve been on my BEST day cause nothing and I do mean NOTHING could’ve convinced me to go in the darkness after Keith’s silly behind! He made his own bed, I fear.

    • @demiandjbfan1
      @demiandjbfan1 Před rokem +2

      @@AlandaParker Exactly lol never ever would I be going down there or even follow him into the basement. Especially since I thought Keith was the bad guy to begin with and it was trap he was setting up to lock her down there. Honestly as soon as I saw a man in the house in the beginning I would've been out of there

  • @stormieweather8049
    @stormieweather8049 Před rokem +5

    I went into this movie blind too. Didn’t even read a synopsis. My reactions were just like this😂. Definitely enjoyed

  • @koryeasterday5164
    @koryeasterday5164 Před 11 měsíci +1

    The first act is perfection. The whiplash transition into the second act is just the cherry on top.

  • @davidanthony604
    @davidanthony604 Před rokem +5

    I just watched the movie so I could watch this video but I’m glad I did. That was a good time. Both the movie and the video 😂❤️

  • @Dani..663
    @Dani..663 Před rokem +4

    I was so glad I didn’t read any reviews or spoilers before going into this because it was everything I wasn’t expecting. I enjoyed it

  • @nightnaughty
    @nightnaughty Před rokem +8

    Honestly after watching this i had to watch You're next again, Erin and her logical decisions gave me peace of mind because Tess poor judgment and decision making had me dying inside.

  • @BellaSwan18
    @BellaSwan18 Před rokem +7

    Life has been extraordinarily hard lately, but your reaction to this movie literally made my day. Thank you for being your amazing self ❤🎉

    • @AlandaParker
      @AlandaParker  Před rokem +1

      I’m so grateful to be able to bring you some joy lovely! Hoping every day from here on is at least a little easier 💛💛💛

  • @hirogen101
    @hirogen101 Před rokem +5

    The ups and downs of this movie are so wild. You really need to listen to the two scary didn’t watch podcasts where they interview the director so good!

  • @lalipopz90
    @lalipopz90 Před rokem +4

    Movies like this just have me screaming at my screen the whole time cause AINT NO WAY LOL

  • @horrorhomos6251
    @horrorhomos6251 Před rokem +2

    “Yuck, mind your business.” Love it!!! ❤❤❤

  • @Poirotgirl
    @Poirotgirl Před rokem +3

    Oh my gosh, thank you for having the exact same reaction as me to the beginning! Everyone talks about how smart she is. If I was in that position, there would be no movie because I would have slept in my car before going in there with a stranger!

  • @Evil_Vegan
    @Evil_Vegan Před rokem +7

    Just wanna say it's always great to see u Alanda 😭
    Perfect amount of scary and smarts, excellent choice for the channel 😍

  • @daej5702
    @daej5702 Před rokem +2

    This commentary is literally how I was in the theater 😂

  • @Stefarooh
    @Stefarooh Před 8 měsíci +2

    LOL @ the "Where is that music coming from? Has that goblin got a blutooth speaker?"

  • @randomlibra
    @randomlibra Před rokem +21

    I feel like Keith was Schrodinger's Cat.
    Someone made a comment that stuck with me. We ALL assumed Keith was the bad guy, and then he dies. However, the comment was: "How do we know Keith wasn't going to murder her anyway?". Frankly, we just assume, because he didn't know about the underground area, that he was an innocent. But what if, unconnected to anything else, he really was up to no good?
    We will never know until we open the box, but we can't now because the movie is over and never answered my questions! Was Keith a good guy? Was he some psycho? Why was the house double-booked? So many questions... OPEN THE BOX!!!!!

  • @DuchessFatima
    @DuchessFatima Před rokem +3

    I just watched this last night and I loved it! So glad to wake up to this notification this morning!

  • @PaperMario64
    @PaperMario64 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Me and my husband don’t even watch these kinds of movies but we were desperate to get out the house and saw it. It was absolutely crazy but well done. The scene where the owner is measuring out the dungeon of death is hilarious 😂.

  • @joejoe5673
    @joejoe5673 Před rokem +6

    I recommend you watch Pearl (the prequel to X) and Smile. All these 2022 movies are amazing! Thank you for your relaxing videos.

  • @Mr.PoliticallyIncorrect
    @Mr.PoliticallyIncorrect Před rokem +5

    I love your energy. Your reactions were probably similar to ours. I love how this movie dared to break so many cliches. I would love for you to do The Shining

  • @gaemer88
    @gaemer88 Před rokem +1

    Girl the joy on your face when Mr. Long started going downstairs 😂

  • @rumbledumpthumpershaker6735

    Justin Long is turning into quite the scream queen.

  • @martimarti3310
    @martimarti3310 Před rokem +6

    you're so gorgeous and the reaction on point as always! i looove this movie the best plot twist i have seen in a horror in a while. the whole mother thing made me cry,

  • @spo0ky_katja726
    @spo0ky_katja726 Před rokem +1

    SO glad you chose this to watch this week, and uploaded just in time after I finished my work week! This was super fun, I loved every minute of it.

    • @AlandaParker
      @AlandaParker  Před rokem +1

      Oh I love when the work week ends!! Rest up babe! 💛

  • @sassynonails
    @sassynonails Před rokem +2

    Loved this review! Also loved how collectively everyone agrees Tess did literally every single thing wrong for horror movie tropes and still made it out alive!!

  • @ronpotts6385
    @ronpotts6385 Před rokem +2

    I saw "Barbarian" a week into its theatre run, and I purposely avoided all online reviews, summaries, spoilers, etc. My local theater has two types of auditoriums: big auditoriums with tons of tiny seats,, and tiny auditoriums with about 25 recliner-type seats. I saw "Barbarian" in one of the tiny auditoriums, and it made for a really wild experience . There were about 20 people, relatively close together, so I could hear every uncomfortable breath, sigh, gasp, scream, etc. It was a stressful experience, but also really fun because besides all the reactions to the scary parts, you could hear all the laughter during the funny parts, too. I would compare my experience to sitting on a big couch with a group of friends and watching it. I'm glad I went to see it at the theater, for sure.