The best part of making phones is that if you worked in the finishing line you could snatch one without master noticing 😃 mam i really miss the good old days
@@planeman18its a rule on the internet where there are 34 rules and if you break one you have to be astolfo if you wanna learn more google "astolfo rule 34"
Who else played gaga during elementary school. It's a foreign sport that my elementary school had invested actual money into making areas to play called "pits". One of my friend groups I've known for 8 years now was built with gaga. 4 square replaced gaga in middle school, and after that we all decided to start rotting in our rooms to play minecraft 💀
You go through all 5 stages of Greig when you accidentally walk to fast and go past it. It's too late to go back for the rock and you know you've failed
All my homies hated tag. We played freeze tag cause it was goated and like you get bored of running around after a while. Also hide and seek is some top tier shit but y’all ever play hide and seek in the dark? Totally new range of possibilities! I mean geez I once tricked my siblings into believing I was a shop vac lmao
That’s like how me and my friend used to play “bloody knuckles” and you know, the rules are pretty self explanatory. So you and whoever your playing with just ball yall’s hand in to a fist and punch each others hand at the same time and hard as you can.
that Chinese sentence near the end apparently translates to, "i love great China and our working conditions" edit:mom im f- im kidding. im not that kinda person. but tysm for the likes!
Either your friend isn't actually chinese or he grew up in america bc i could only tell tf he was saying bc of the captions pretty fuckin funny though ill give both of ya that
As a person whose ancestors are from china and speak chinese i can translate what he just said and he said: "i love china and we have very good job requirements here"
In elementary school, me and my friends would walk around the running track and talk. It was the most low budget track with a hill in the middle of it, and terribly painted lines so the teachers didn’t mind that we used it. While we were talking, I would kick rocks and see how long i could keep kicking it without missing it and leaving it behind. Those were the good days.
Throwing a rock is something to do when you see a very happy toddler holding a balloon, and you happen to see a rock about the size of a wad of gum including 4 sticks and you decide to throw the rock and watch the child fall over and stare at it while it watches the only thing that brought it joy that day float away into the abyss
@@jiantangzhen8987 he is speaking Chinese and the Chinese character (hanzi)that he is reading is correct but in Chinese people say: D is t T is th B is p P is ph G is k You know what I mean but he didn't know that instead he read it with english accent
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First reply?!
Pear is cool
Pear is it true that you love black men
Ong
Lol
Bro remembered his past life mid video 💀
我爱伟大的中国
@@supsects_stai love great china
I touch goo fusion
ich liebe super deutschland
@@snowshadow6598ja ja ich bin in eine katze laan 3000
The message he left in Chinese translates roughly to: "I love the great nation of China and our excellent working conditions."
FINALLY a correct translation, thank you so much because the other guy was literally lying.
Fr finally a correct translation
That other dude was so lost and waffled some random translation from his ass
@@bepis1 youre welcome lol
Thanks for translation
Thx
*"Bro I was a dude the whole time"* Imagine your crush says that when you finally built up the courage to ask her out 💀
Even better.
"If there is a hole there is a goal"
-master ogoway
Tf2 spy be trolling fr
“the worst she can say is no”
EVEN BETTER NO CHILD SUPORT
The best part of making phones is that if you worked in the finishing line you could snatch one without master noticing 😃 mam i really miss the good old days
Me too. 😂
Fr
🥰
As a Chinese person, I appreciate the wholesome message at the end.
What did he say?
What did he say?
Tell me now or I will find your family
Legend says that his family is dead
@@domin8tion651 he said i love the great china
"Bro i was a dude the whole time"💀💀💀
Astolfo:
@@planeman18its a rule on the internet where there are 34 rules and if you break one you have to be astolfo if you wanna learn more google "astolfo rule 34"
idc smash
😊
@@SantationsIK HES A DUDE BUT I'D SMASH ONG
Bro learned Chinese for a 3 second joke, what a G
Never Forget about good ol’ “kick the can”
i learned an entire chinese language just to be rejected by a girl💀💀
Ouch that must've hurt sorry
Rip
Must suck sorry for you bro
F
no rizz/ simp
nobody:
Pear: "wo ai wei da de zhong guo"
For those who don’t speak Chinese, he said: “I love Great China, our working conditions are great”
Bro got flashbacks mid-video.💀
我爱伟大的中国
@@RoyalPear 我也是
@@RoyalPear 这是怎么回事？
@@RoyalPear(⊙o⊙)
@@hhfggvogtthehy6451 我不知道了
”Bro i was a dude the whole time” 💀
I don't know what that is
@@noob-tastic6564it’s referring to a trap, if you don’t know what that is, then you shouldn’t
Must be his first time with guys
"Even better"
@@nightcrawler5409Especially when it's twice your size
Who else played gaga during elementary school. It's a foreign sport that my elementary school had invested actual money into making areas to play called "pits". One of my friend groups I've known for 8 years now was built with gaga. 4 square replaced gaga in middle school, and after that we all decided to start rotting in our rooms to play minecraft 💀
The working conditions are indeed amazing
Kicking a rock is underrated, you go through all stages of grief once you kick it too far
Just walk to it
You kick it a bit off and u can’t turn back because u have to keep walking and it’s gone forever
@@perladesoyodandoy9841too lazy
I got not one but two rocks stuck in my shoe
I kicked them both off of a mountain
Not a hill but a mountain
You go through all 5 stages of Greig when you accidentally walk to fast and go past it. It's too late to go back for the rock and you know you've failed
"Making Phones In A Chinese Sweatshop"💀💀💀
Yes
ah yes, the most original and funniest youtube shorts comment, quoting the video and adding skull emojis
@@bingboffr💀
@@bingbof"ah yes, the most original and funniest youtube shorts comment, quoting the video and adding skull emojis"💀💀💀
@@mohamedkhalanji8819 LMAOOOO
All my homies hated tag. We played freeze tag cause it was goated and like you get bored of running around after a while.
Also hide and seek is some top tier shit but y’all ever play hide and seek in the dark? Totally new range of possibilities! I mean geez I once tricked my siblings into believing I was a shop vac lmao
I ACTUALLY SUBSCRIBED
also, in australia, our version of 4 square is handball.
i play it tooooooooooooooooooooo
Bro just said in Chinese “i love great china Our great Asian conditions” 💀
Nah he said great working conditions
When I heard the pronunciation tho 💀 I wanted to cry
For us asian mandarin speakers his pronounciation is sacrilege
@@alargeredlizard3003my mom would’ve jumped off a cliff if she heard pronunciation that bad
@@obsidianquill7949 fr fr
The last one actually goes really hard and is super underrated.
It is basically slavery but with out slavery
Bro, this is the best CZcamsr
Floor is lava was such a good game they made lava onto a real thing 😅
The game where we bash each other in the head with rocks was the best.
Easy S+
nostalgia from 3200 b.c 😭
@@CatsAreEpic.Ahh yes my favorite childhood game Rust
I thought I was the only one who played that game lmao
Rock blast
That’s like how me and my friend used to play “bloody knuckles” and you know, the rules are pretty self explanatory. So you and whoever your playing with just ball yall’s hand in to a fist and punch each others hand at the same time and hard as you can.
that Chinese sentence near the end apparently translates to, "i love great China and our working conditions"
edit:mom im f- im kidding. im not that kinda person. but tysm for the likes!
good job i was only able to translate the i
thanks joe biden
THANK YOU SO MUCH JOE BIDEN CLONE!
As a mixed Chinese human, I expected your Chinese to be bad
@@maybeagamer-we6tp im a beginner, I just started learning, no need to be so rude
The kicking rock thing caught me off guard
4 square is so OG, my school has a pro league for it bc everyone wants it
If you never kicked a rock with you on a walk and you miss it and leave it behind, you've never experienced true pain
True
True man I had that pain so much
Me when I was in middle school on track😂
Fr
I didn't leave it, i took it
"Two phrases i never wanna hear in my life"
*"Procceds to say it"* 💀💀
i dont remember him proceeding to say “Procceds to say it”
@@travelsizedarchie 💀💀💀😐🤣🔥 my guy, you're alright 🤣👍🤙🔥
@@travelsizedarchiesame, I think I might be deaf or smth
@@jennifermatthes4030idk if ur joking bc he put speech marks around it but just in case, it’s because he said the 2 phrases
He said 2 plates he doesn’t want to hear AGAIN I’m like AYO
4 Square kids here
👇
The fact you pronounced Chinese wrong made it so much funnier
as a chinese sweatshop worker that made your phone i see this as an absolute win
Hows your salary tho
@@bainreal I think he got censored 😅
@@Order66- make the wagę match the age
@@bainreal what?(I don't understand what you mean)
@@Order66- Well then you havent reached the dark humor yet
He deserves 1000+ social credit atleast.
But what was the first picture that came when he started speaking Chinese. I don’t I’ve ever seen it before
@@ValKS-0June 5th, 1989
@@ValKS-0nothing happened
I guess a million
@@ValKS-0what happened? I believe it was just a normal day
as a gen z, kicking a rock kicks ass
In Australia we call 4 square handball and It was my favourite thing to play
I love the game as a high schooler
Translation: I was brutally forced to study Chinese by my parents.
thx
Fr! 😂 ty
Bro what no this is wrong
this is wrong!
What is the translation then
@@rainisandah1532
Bro learned Chinese just for us, Mad respect. 🍷🗿
🗿
I know Chinese 你好
bro its like a chinese person saying 我懂英语 hi!
@@PITASFORLIFE
yo uhhh translate exists yk?
ik@@zazzyzee
bro was speaking from experience
Kicking a rock and starting a fire are s tier
Bruh kicking a rock on the walk back home from school was the actual best. Those rocks are the truest friends anyone will ever have.
okay so I think we know who had a short walk home
until u miss the rock and u have to leave it 😭😭
Yeah... I also hate that my friends never let me kick them... Those rocks are way better
True😊
@@wagiqwqyeah so mean
"bro I was the dude the whole time"
Thank you Royal for enlightenment, all my life I thought you were a girl
waltuh
waltuh
waltuh
Aw man.
@@leafqcreeper
Ngl he does deserve a sub for that
Bro remembered his past life, became the dragon warrior, and reconnected with his ancestors and the spirit realm
Plot twist: He actually is Chinese and learned English later.
Edit: This comment exploded and everyone blew up lol.
"youtuber learns english and is actually chinese!11! what happens next is shocking!!! watch until the end for a cookie!!!" 🤓
he didn't even pronounced the Chinese properly, it was randomly made up
@@Lehfdknsjs Do you know english? Well you didn't use the correct Grammer, *AND* you play Roblox 💀💀💀
@@mariasusanebrao7086you dont know grammar either
HE WASN’T EVEN SPEAKING CHINESE!!!
As not a Chinese person pretending to be a Chinese person: i can confirm he actually learnt Chinese for the joke
The chinese was quite accurate but pronunciation was a bit ehhhh
@@beanmemez5754fr i only understood like 1 or 2 words
?
He did
I am Chinese singaporean 你好
I subscribed because you learnt chinese just for this video W.
dude my four square skills were godly i was feared on the court
“Two phrases I never wanna hear ever again”
“I was a dude the whole time” made me laugh 💀
Fr💀
Making phones in a Chinese sweatshop is a great past time
Dang bro _💀_
@@Godbeencrossedwhy do I see the skull tilted
@@JellyfishXD _💀_
Aight, that subskribe pitch was so good it deservs a subscription
Bro tried to diss hopscotch 💀
Also he said floor is lava is a version of hop scotch they are nothing alike
FUN FACT : The “MADE IN CHINA” stickers are made in Korea
Thats why the stickers last longer than the actual product
Same thing
我愛偉大的中國。向我們偉大的領袖致敬。光榮屬於中國共產黨
如果你不喜歡台灣，我就去你家和你打招呼
啊人惡壓力了個啊有？
Bro starting a fire as a kid was honestly fire
Bro I use to try to start a fire at school with 2 ricks that we found on the floor so we can stop school for a couple of months💀💀💀 (I was 7)
Literally
Ok grandpa
Well yes the fire you started is indeed fire, why would it not be
Bro, if you tried to start a fire in school you're lit as helllllll
The last two are so relatable
that last part was all it took to make me a subscriber
bro was actually having a BETTER ACCENT than my chinese friend
Is it just me or like I'm Chinese and a
don't understand it at all
Either your friend isn't actually chinese or he grew up in america bc i could only tell tf he was saying bc of the captions
pretty fuckin funny though ill give both of ya that
How the fk that is chinese 😂
@yeetusdeetus3061 I'm from Hong kong and I don't even know what he said there, the only way I understood was the subtitles😭
I’m sorry but only way I understood was subtitles, ur friend ain’t chinese
“ I am might have been that one kid “
Me too bro, me too👉🏼👈🏼
Me too...
me too
Sadly me too
Me too, hide and seek is just way better
Me too bro...
Puttin Tag on A Tier instead of S Tier should be a crime tho
Being the fastest kid at tag was the best
The last one hits I remember making my first iPhone
Reallllll
Me to
🥹
Did u get to keep it?
no but it was fun🥲@@tyrone6848
As someone who is not Chinese, does not know any Chinese, and does not plan on learning Chinese, I appreciate the wholesome message at the end.
I know a little Chinese
He says: "i love [something i don't know] of china" and something about 'we' that i still don't understand
@@AkivaB "I love great china, we have great work condition" but he forgot to add 有 between 们 and 很
Fr same
@@gaming5239 great china fr feels like something out of google translate
As a person whose ancestors are from china and speak chinese i can translate what he just said and he said: "i love china and we have very good job requirements here"
4 square is what we all used to play in elementary school and it really got everyone's ego and cause enemies but fun game
If you wanna know what he said in chinese, he said: I love great China and our great working conditions
This guy deserves my sub for learning Chinese for a YT short
so true
HE WASN’T EVEN SPEAKING CHINESE!!!
@@jiantangzhen8987bro r u even Chinese?
Fr
@@jiantangzhen8987ur name says ur Chinese HE WAS SPEAKING CHINESE BUT IN THE WRONG TONES
Bro decided to wake up and speak Chinese 💀👍
"Me holding the urge to say Chinese is mandarin and Chinese isn't a real language"
@@AnExtravagantManisn't Mandarin a different language?
@@gamersthegamer4800it is lol what is bro talking about
Let me speak Vietnamese for you then:hi số cán u sếp ít youre Việt Nam mìh
@@gamersthegamer4800LMAO IM DYING WTF💀💀💀
That last one is so rela- (gets pulled back to work to make "mango"phones[knockoff iphone])
Bro unlocked enchanted language for a bit
i love four square so much. nobody knows about it anymore.
ikr its a good game
I know. Great game.
Amazing game, horrible problem if someone knows how to spike and they refuse to stop doing it
Not where I live. Everyone knows what four square is in Florida
Bro I used to play 4 square with the homies back in Grade 6, it was goofy as hell with all the damn spikes and trolling
Truely a tierlist of all time
“Bro I was a dude the whole time”
Chihiro: Even I can’t say *THAT*
Yoo four square and wallball are my all time favs always good at it
In elementary school, me and my friends would walk around the running track and talk. It was the most low budget track with a hill in the middle of it, and terribly painted lines so the teachers didn’t mind that we used it. While we were talking, I would kick rocks and see how long i could keep kicking it without missing it and leaving it behind. Those were the good days.
As a chinese sweatshop worker, i can confirm i am having the time of my life
tell me that u love america or ur family made in china
jk
WADDLE DEE WHY UUUUU
profile picture checks out lol
Bro explained my entire elementary school life 💀
"bro I was a dude the whole time"
Man learned that through experience
Bro learned Chinese in 1 second 💀
Nah, 0.0000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds
Nah
0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds
@@AmbushDoorsHauntingYouwhy you not in The Hotel
@@Seek_Roblox_Doorshe clipped out of the hotel
@@Kenplays822 glitch might have brought him out
Him saying that he’s the only CZcamsr who would learn Chinese for a joke made me sub
same
Fr same 😂
Fr same
But.. what did he say, in Chinese?
@@thatonefirekestral"I love the glorious homeland, we have great work conditions."
True 4 Square is really fun
RoyalPear is truly a W CZcamsr
This game is so fun that *they made lava into a real thing* 💀
BRO FOUR SQUARE IS SO FUN YOU HAVE TO TRY IT I DESTROY MY FRIENDS but there is a lot of rules
We officially hit 100 likes on this comment! Next like goal is 200
@@TheNuggetsGTYOU GOT 200!!!!
The final goal is going to be 1k! So our next goal is 350!
*ruined the 320 likes*
kicking a rock is something you do when your walking down the street and you happen to see a very kickable rock
Throwing a rock is something to do when you see a very happy toddler holding a balloon, and you happen to see a rock about the size of a wad of gum including 4 sticks and you decide to throw the rock and watch the child fall over and stare at it while it watches the only thing that brought it joy that day float away into the abyss
@@IloveRodrickHeffely I thought I was the only one. XD
You're**
@@I.O_Productions w rizz
and then you miss one kick and are too lazy to go back and rekick it😔😢
I subscribed just because of the end 😂
Rock skipping is underrated.
When people tagged me, I just sat down and said “welp. The game is over.”
Fr
The dedication for the bit is amazing
Bro went above and beyond for a video
the last one felt so nostalgic
The moment he told me he learned Chinese for this he earned a subscriber
*2
*3*
@@Superblader69654****
*4
*5
The fact that he didn't learn the Chinese accent make me cry
HE WASN’T EVEN SPEAKING CHINESE!!!
@@jiantangzhen8987he was, but not very chinese like
@@jiantangzhen8987 he is speaking Chinese and the Chinese character (hanzi)that he is reading is correct but in Chinese people say:
D is t
T is th
B is p
P is ph
G is k
You know what I mean but he didn't know that instead he read it with english accent
@@bocahcerewet Atleast he TRIED to learn the tones
And as a chinese I can understand what he saying
bro explained the entire Chinese lore in just 2 sentences
Bro started speakin Chinese 💀
Bro got the blood from his ancestors flowing back again 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
This man teally went somewhere we weren't expecting 🗿
Fair point at the end
I subbed
I also hate the people in tag that always do times when you are about to tag them.
"Bro I was a dude the whole time"
"Tag your it"
What's the first one referring to I can't tell
@@mwagaha3343after having sex with someone you thought was a girl
@@mwagaha3343he means he is dream from Minceraft
我被父母殘酷地強迫學習中文😂
Edit: Yoo I got highlighted
那是繁体呀... 我们现在在马来西亚学的是简体
@@that-purple-pocket-goop what?
對不起，我看不懂中文😭
@@p3achy-poo2234holy hell, i didn’t think i would see anybody with that pfp in the wild. I changed it recently but i had the same.
Thank God i have translation
gaga ball was top tier
I thought you meant childhood video games and got prepared for nostalgia 💀